If having a relaxing voice was illegal, they’d have to call a SWAT team.

@wisteria3032

Жыл бұрын

I showed his videos to my mom and she said she didn't like his voice. Thinking about it, it might have been an elaborate trick to convince me to finally move out.

@uncle_dick

Жыл бұрын

Agreement 100

@gianttacogod

Жыл бұрын

An entire military strike force would deploy.

@theancientchickens3668

Жыл бұрын

BRO/gurl EXACTLY

@theancientchickens3668

Жыл бұрын

Just trying to stay gender neutral

the last one's line "MOVE YOU IDIOT,IT MIGHT STILL BE THERE" was possibly the first and last time we'll ever hear chris' voice not whispering

@Handle5307

Жыл бұрын

It almost scared me ngl

@Bee_honk13

Жыл бұрын

alexa: (in whisper mode) chris: (in whisper-) (YELL MODE-) (-whisper mode)

@alexzacuber

Жыл бұрын

I bit my tongue

@anushachandra9847

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@riszels3743

Жыл бұрын

But made an italian madness... 1 slice of pineapple on pizza 😂

He’s right, the cake doesn’t count if you don’t remember eating it. 🍰

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

It’s just science.

@MaskedDoesStuff486

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisHallbeckOr one way to get more cake :)

@ethancarlson2871

Жыл бұрын

Was the cake… a lie?

I love that there's nothing rude, inappropriate (not much), no cussing, and that its delivered in such a calm, relaxed voice.

@Acid0999

Жыл бұрын

Well the enlargement gun could've been a bit inappropiate!

@elliefishh

Жыл бұрын

@@Acid0999 yeah that's why I said not much lol

@jid381

Жыл бұрын

@@Acid0999 Hey, it flies over the heads of kiddos.

@Acid0999

Жыл бұрын

@@jid381 Well thats true

@MyDogDoingStuffIG

11 ай бұрын

@@jid381 Some kids are more mature than others.

I love this dude, never any hate, never anything political, never anything other than happy and wholesome. Happy and wholesome delivered in the calmest voice.

6:20 i never thought id ever catch that kinda jokes that fast

The one with the low snuggle reserves made me smile with a tear in my eye 🥲 I just wish there was someone like this for everyone in need.

Got him in my feed a while ago, instantly fell in love with those Videos, now I always watch them and I never regret it. Like this one. Awesome. I expected a short and got a compilation. And as I read some time ago I’m as well amazed by how many feelings you can express with such a low, soft and relaxing voice. Love it!

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

Thank you 😊

@cakennedy09

Жыл бұрын

same

@3thanism

Жыл бұрын

same

@QuinnX3D

Жыл бұрын

Same

@Blossom-ze4fn

Жыл бұрын

SAME

"ARMS OUT! ARMS OUT!" Gets me every time. 🤣

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

@msthecommentator2863

Жыл бұрын

It also got the guy they were trying to hug 😂

The world would be so nice if everyone talked like this with each other

I louve the first one so so much it’s so wholesome and I just louve it a lot.

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

Chris is an awesome person and makes very relatable comics Change my mind.

@briannadragonrider

Жыл бұрын

I refuse to even try.

@petrichor3797

Жыл бұрын

That would break the mathematical boundaries of known physics, no thank you, don't need a other space time warbler barbler

6:10 AYO WHAT DID THEY TRY TO ENLARGE🤨

2:57 What a great way to subvert our expectations on a classic prank😆

6:15 a tail 😂😂😂😂😏

Man this guy really knows how relationships work in a non cartoony way

The "love u" and the snuggle one warms my heart!

@jonahmeyer970

Жыл бұрын

Ikr the snuggle one 😍

There is nothing more relatable than,"Move you idiot! He might still be there!"

I think "That's not how irrational fears work" was my favorite

Ah, yes. The new Netflix mini series: «Love, Dogs and Robots» XD Jokes aside, I really love you videos. You are amazing. Thank you for these moments of happiness.

@SSG635BetterFuture

Жыл бұрын

Uh Maria Mirabella, The netflixbmini series is: "Love.Death & Robots"

@Maria.Mirabella

Жыл бұрын

@@SSG635BetterFuture I feel like this is a r/whoosh moment XD

@Maria.Mirabella

Жыл бұрын

@@SSG635BetterFuture (Yeah, I know about the mini series. The title “Love, Dogs and Robots” is a reference to “Love, Death and Robots”)

When I don’t know whether to go for a handshake or a hug, I do a big high five so it’s intentionally awkward

Soo, for the enlargement gun skit when they said how you couldn’t enlarge just one part of someone like they tried. And it was their spouse…so what were they trying to enlarge 😏

@theconfusionman7969

Жыл бұрын

Prolly his muscles or somethin

@jewelweed6880

Жыл бұрын

I was surprised not to see more comments like this.

7:31 my hero

THE EYE OF SCREAMING

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

Haha

"Better call tentacle support" "Hello this is Jason how can I help?" This is my favorite skit here XD

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

@xx-lb7ps

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it though... what joke am i missing?

Oh my gosh the tiny love scenes... They are so cute

1:30 the calmest scream 😂

So calm, relaxing, and heartfelt… Oh, right, “Ice Cream Wish.” Right. That can just hang out in the corner.

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

7:52 I refuse to belive that this isn't the loudest his voice can be

(emergency hug mode) *Smack* 😆

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😬😂

4:14 that's 👏 the most 👏 important 👏 part 👏 😂😂😂 Imagine going through game with character you don't like 😱

These ones made my day so funny

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊👍

Have fun watching everyone :D

@PauTheDeo

Жыл бұрын

I shall

i wonder what part they wanted to enlarge in 6:26...

Instead of barrow, my parents used to call it a barrey 😂

@purplelovr1375

Жыл бұрын

Missed oppurtunity to call it Wheeliam Barrey lmao

2:14 that's just pure evil 😂😂😂😂😂

It doesn't matter if I'm having a good day or a bad day this channel still makes me feel happy 😁

7:23 My man!

“Move out my way it might still be there”

I was at the grocers yesterday and discovered that baby pineapples WERE A THING!? Now imagine the world's largest pineapple😂

You do have an ASMR podcast, don't you? That voice is so soothing.

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

Nope! Just this kzread.info/head/PL5HuFqNamMi_I5M5hDnW7HVofA4xt6NXO

5:04 This had me laughing way more than it should have

I love the joke poking fun at Pineapple versus No Pineapple. Always great, witty, high quality entertainment!

This seems like a play on Love,Death, and Robots.

I lost it at 5:20, it is so random lol

Love, Dogs and Robots ❤️

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

"MOVE YOU IDIOT, HE MIGHT STILL BE THERE!"

This premiere music is soooo soothing.... 😊😊 and relaxing.... PLEASE tell me what music this is Chris!

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

It’s built in to KZread. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chaotically relatable. That "that's not how irrational fears work" has been said to me by my wife many times

A dog's tail😱😂😂😂😂

These videos are so cute!

the refridgerator one caught me off guard

7:40 Aftermath When they get to the bridge they see two dogs having this conversation: Dog 2: You’re late. Dog 1: Sorry, I saw a cute human by the bridge. Dog 2: Am I not cute enough to be on time? Dog 1: Here, I drew a picture. Dog 2: :0 Dog 2: MOVE YOU IDIOT, IT MIGHT STILL BE THERE! Then the humans and the dogs meet. Later, the dogs and humans get married, and create a species called the Humadogs.

Then she screamed "Move you idiot it might still be there!" That's when I knew I was going to marry her

I'd definitely listen to any voice overs you do be it in form of a commercial or book. Your voice truely is unique and calming. Big fan of your comics btw ^^ looking forward fo seeing more:D

I went to sleep to this. The voice just helps so much

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

@noname10subsandwelldebate57

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisHallbeck yeah I don't know. You just have the best voice I've ever heard

Honestly, since the first time I saw one of chris’ videos, every morning, when I wake up, I watch his videos until I finish my coffee.

I keep laughing at the laundry date one. I sooo want a dresser like that.

4:53 see I have the opposite problem, they keep wanting my favorite flavor now.

These vids always make me accept that people are different

This guy loves himself 😁

“Refrigerator Running” is one my favourite skits from you 😭😭 so funny

The two last one, the pineapple and dog ones, were hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣love your vids!!🥰

These always cheer me up, thank you ❤️

4:51 I expected a "Hello IT did you try turning it off and on again".😂

What did I just watch? Whatever it is, I was hooked til the end!

This was so cute!!!😍😍😍 Thank you!

The very last skit made me think of the times when I met Jhonen Vasquez. After realizing his autograph signings took place inside bookstores, I thought of bringing my little dog with me as a surprise for him. She was wearing her GIR hoodie I hand sewn for fun (while I was in high school). His face lit up as soon as he noticed and immediately took a picture of her. He asked me nicely if he could hold her. He told me it was awesome after she licked his face.😚❤️🥰

Amazing scripts! 👍

This made my day. Thank you

Your voice is so calming. You should voice an audio book or something

Why do I relate to these conversations so much 😄😄😃 I loved it!!!!. 🏆🥇🎉.

This video was enough to make me subscribe. Such wholesome content tysm ❤

Best Compilation yet!

The one about love was the first video I ever watched from Chris Hallbeck. He's pretty cool!

Love the Love Death + Robots reference with the title! so silly :D

Catch up on eggs shouldn't be a thing but my dad would do it so often and he'd feed it to us so much that sometimes I want it.

The robots are my favorite characters they're so adorable 🥺✨

I just love em!!

These are hilarious and beautiful, omg!! :D

You just landed in my feed! Where have you been all my life?

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

Here.

Yes! The wheelbarrow one. ‘Wheel barrel’ makes me murdery.

i love this man

3:11 I like syrup on my scrambled eggs so I can relate. It tastes soo good

i love these so much

The one about the refrigerator running had no right to make me laugh that much.

3:09 I hate when people expect you to eat according to their tastes. 😂

ketchup eggs are good. 3:08

These videos help me calm down when I’m stressed. Thank you~

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

Robot: You are human and just kind of wear out over time. Me: yeah I'm kind of getting there.

7:38 lol the news guy reaction

3:24 as a child, catsup was the ticket. Now it is that fancy multi regional salsa, or Tabasco, Frank's, and Cholula, which I eggilly endorse.

Ok the shark office one confuses me. I got the tentacle joke but what of the sharks?

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

They’re loan sharks.

Love Death and Robots is great but this…is beautiful

I love all your videos you post!

@ChrisHallbeck

Жыл бұрын

😊👍

The hug one was so relatable

This was sm fun! Ty :)

Makes me feel so…happy to be living❤

So so good.

I love these 👍