i love how hes like "let me finish, you're judging too fast" and just keeps getting more and more savage

@tomer266

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha though about it too

@svensvensson6705

4 жыл бұрын

yea

@jaylinsa

4 жыл бұрын

That's what makes it keep getting funnier

@Vstrum

4 жыл бұрын

Fr didn’t realize he was really tryna *finish* them

@jaydaniels3675

4 жыл бұрын

hahahah true!

Keep in mind that Louis used to write for Conan's Late Night show and has probably known these guys for around 20 years.

@H4rpyE4gle

7 жыл бұрын

Hearsticles keep in mind also that these could be different people than yhe ones he worked with

@bigeazy126

7 жыл бұрын

Dtwo Mudy nope it's the same people

@MrLolwut88

7 жыл бұрын

literally spilled my drink after reading this comment, made it 10 times funnier

@LogicBeforeNorms

7 жыл бұрын

Conan said "You know these guys."... because he knew those guys.

@geriburrito

7 жыл бұрын

Also keep in mind that he is joking.

"Stand up comedian calls others out for shaky career choices"

@heroicmuffin9972

7 жыл бұрын

So the musicians on conan are individuals that no one cares about? is that a fact?

@idkmyuser1

7 жыл бұрын

Krombopulos Michael you can become a huge comedian and make lots of money and stay huge for a very long time, example George Carlin.

@smradztoiek

7 жыл бұрын

Conan uses them sometimes in his sketches, so yeah, when I watched his show, I knew almost all of them. There's Jimmy Vivino, his brother Jerry, La Bamba, the bald guy is Mark .. something, the keyboard player is Scott Healy.. oddly - I don't know the names of the black dudes ;))

@yujabes

7 жыл бұрын

This guy wanted to be the next "Jimmy Hendrix". He is butthurt about the truth.

@ljb5163

7 жыл бұрын

Stand up comedy is the only job you can say whatever you want about people and it's okay because people laughed at it.

The real punchline here is that everything he says about the band is applicable to 90%+ of workers in any industry.

@alfatazer_8991

7 жыл бұрын

Stand up comedy is the worst possible career choice! 90% of stand up comedians are still doing bad gigs at bars and strip malls being booed and heckled. All of them waiting for their big break that'll probably never come.

@humanbeing5918

7 жыл бұрын

even more

@ensteffo

7 жыл бұрын

This is true, but no one became a factory worker because they hoped to be a "famous star".

@jalfredprufrock620

7 жыл бұрын

ensteffo Well, no one became a factory worker by pursuing their dreams, either. Don't get me wrong, it's an honorable thing to earn an honest living, but you're in no position to laugh at the compromise those musicians accepted if you haven't even taken a shot at your dreams at all; bearing in mind that no unskilled laborer or replacable office bureaucrat in the history of man has ever been living their dreams in terms of career choice.

@CaptainVideoBlaster

7 жыл бұрын

Most guys I knew when working a factory job got there because they followed their dreams instead going for the education route. Persons who wanted to be in sports but didn't make it, persons who's business went bust, musicians who didn't reach the fame... Higher skill level jobs is where you find more people who did not try follow their dreams (or their dreams are very mundane).

Being borderline insulting has always been Louis' talent. But taking on people *in the room*, that's a bold move!

@maulingduck

7 жыл бұрын

J. van der Linden he worked with them though for years so he knows them

@sensaiko

7 жыл бұрын

not that bold for someone who jerks off to people in the room

@thomaschristopherwhite9043

7 жыл бұрын

I think it makes it funnier. I mean he's not wrong and at the same time he's not rights. So he's playing on one side of the fact coin entertaining the idea of these people being losers for not fully reaching their goals. It's totally meta and hilarious. Icing on the cake the dudes he's referring to is standing right there.

@John_Smith_86

7 жыл бұрын

Er... I kind of think he is right. Certainly on the purely financial aspects, he makes some excellent points.

@thomaschristopherwhite9043

7 жыл бұрын

John Smith He is. But to be honest you can take what he said and apply it to any profession.

The level of savagery that I just witnessed has left me completely in awe.

@navrotron22

7 жыл бұрын

***** I wasn't offended or anything. I just thought it was a savage thing to do, it was hilarious.

@navrotron22

7 жыл бұрын

inglishbulldog how bout u take it easy cupcake, didn't mean to trigger anyone

@apolloptx

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony James There it is again. "Trigger". Do you ONLY regurgitate buzzwords that you heard on the internet? God you're pathetic. I hope one day you can learn to be a person by yourself.

@zissou6928

7 жыл бұрын

I got a feeling you're hateable

@navrotron22

7 жыл бұрын

inglishbulldog uh did i actually just trigger u...by using the word "trigger"? Im actually proud of myself.

Bill burr and Louis Ck need to appear on Conan at the same time and bring the balding red haired rant to the Def Jam

@djordan22

7 жыл бұрын

Conan could cover both their domes and still have some hair on top.

@ragequitter6172

7 жыл бұрын

It's called Opie and Anthony in the mid to late 2000's .. Patrice, lil Jimmy and Colin are all there with Bill and Louis before any of them had to remotely care about what they said .. very funny for hundreds of hours.

@d4n4nable

7 жыл бұрын

Loius and Bill oddly never interacted much, though. Not so much chemestry I guess.

@truckchuckschumer5375

6 жыл бұрын

Kenny Tee

@dannytat1823

6 жыл бұрын

Kenny Tee Louie is spot on, he see things that other people overlook and points it out to us. Genius, that is why he is who he is.

I'm a dancer and I'm dying😂 just gotta be the best

@hightechfnta4605

4 жыл бұрын

Kei you’re dying inside

@9SmartSand6

4 жыл бұрын

Kei, you're a 19-year-old who "teaches valuable lessons and important principles in life". Damn, how did you become so wise so young?

@booradely6423

4 жыл бұрын

@@9SmartSand6 look at his video titles XD

@9SmartSand6

4 жыл бұрын

I did...XP

@peppyp7323

4 жыл бұрын

Dude these comments are all clumps of nothing too.

"Clump of Nothing That Makes Noise" is now the name of at least a half dozen indie rock bands.

@marcusbaldwin4405

7 жыл бұрын

Says the dude who listens to screamo lol

@JustChadC

7 жыл бұрын

Genre : nothing Album:The Album about Nohing 1st Single: Nihilism's Finest

@ricardocastellanos4251

7 жыл бұрын

its the name of my sex tape

@Kjata316

7 жыл бұрын

It's the name of my autobiography

@JustChadC

7 жыл бұрын

It's my epitaph.

current state of the world: a clump of nothing that makes noise.

@kman20

7 жыл бұрын

cris solis sounds like trump

@iamjp1

7 жыл бұрын

kman20 or really any animal/human

@jiin6

7 жыл бұрын

some people like Rump

@chrissosa3723

7 жыл бұрын

as long as it doesn't become a gender

@alanamcconnell2977

7 жыл бұрын

Apebongo T. Sounds like what Mr Antolini said to Holden in Catcher

I love this. There's not even a punchline. He's just tearing people apart

He made a lot of great points here.

@maosama3695

7 жыл бұрын

that could apply in every profession.

@InklanUtterfield

7 жыл бұрын

+Mao Sama Found the dancer.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

Inklan Utterfield lmao

@maosama3695

7 жыл бұрын

Inklan Utterfield not a dancer. can't even dance even if my life depends on it.

@rg4517rg

7 жыл бұрын

Mao Sama Then why so defensive? Chill out.

Rare double redhead spotting

@MeAuntieNora

7 жыл бұрын

They do move in herds...

@solodolotrevino

7 жыл бұрын

You never see more than two. Should've had Bill Burr on

@JustChadC

7 жыл бұрын

Louis, pfff, his red hair faded into a pasty yellow fuzz.

@ZefTillDeath8878

7 жыл бұрын

Double redhead spotting at the Apollo of all places.

@djordan22

7 жыл бұрын

If we moved in herds all the red heads in the world would be in like 7 herds.

LOL he's actually kinda right but harsh but true rip.

@SKa-tt9nm

3 жыл бұрын

He isn’t dead

@dom1abc1mbc

3 жыл бұрын

almost all jobs are like those musicians, pretty sure your desk job isnt more fulfilling

Louis just killed the Conan musicians. 😁😂

@irrationalman2363

7 жыл бұрын

they're not even the roots

@etienne2805

6 жыл бұрын

Stolen. Hè had known those guys personaly fo about 20 years

The way he could fit that amount of controversial statements into 3 minutes is simply iconic.

I love how he keeps justifying his comments with reason, but then proceeds it with something slightly harsher that he then again has to justify. Freaking hysterical.

Well, he's not wrong.

He's so right tho. Dancing is incredibly hard, demanding, damaging. And then it's over. There's no pension. The only thing you can do is teach other dancers and continue the cycle....

@jcb3393

4 жыл бұрын

"teach and continue the cycle" It's true. A career in dance is a physically demanding pyramid scheme - basically Amway with Capezios.

@callanc3925

4 жыл бұрын

And the fact there are basically no household names for dancers. The only people who know famous dancers names really are people who are interested in it which honestly isnt that many people, even compared to music

@irvinclemente2368

4 жыл бұрын

@George Corbul who?

@dahliaherrod4301

4 жыл бұрын

@@irvinclemente2368 Petty 😂

@xSayPleasex

3 жыл бұрын

@abcde 12345 *demanding

Louis just gets better and better every year!

@atree88

7 жыл бұрын

and WHITER

@Ravangers

7 жыл бұрын

i disagree he peaked quite a few years ago in my own opinion

@atree88

7 жыл бұрын

Ravangers yeah....

@jeremyc9593

7 жыл бұрын

+A Tree no.....

@hazeus901

6 жыл бұрын

Adam D.G and here we are lmao rest in peace

this is why i love louie's comedy it's like every time he tries to explain it he keeps on digging deeper and it gets funnier and funnier the deeper he goes.

So painfully honest lmao.

I revisit this clip every couple months now. It’s both the most attention and respect a guest could pay to acknowledge the band’s struggles but also the biggest roast they’ll ever have in their life 😂😂😂😂

@MegaMOUNDS

Жыл бұрын

There's no homage here pal, it was all roast

@ZaidaGwen

5 ай бұрын

Since that show, all the musicians are being aknowledged in all talk shows.

Let's play a game called "Identify the dancers in this comment section"

@Musiclover8825

7 жыл бұрын

is it like 'find the vegan'?

@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288

4 жыл бұрын

@@Musiclover8825 Hey im a Vegan!! Did you know that meat gives you cancer!?

I think only a dancer or musician can fully appreciate this bit…..especially the “stupid for their lives, wonderful for ours “ part.

I’m a musician. That’s my career choice, that’s what I studied in college to be. I make a living teaching music, and occasionally performing alongside other musicians as a nice-sounding clump of nothing. I wholeheartedly approve of Louis C. K.’s philosophy in this video.

@turolretar

2 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok

@ro_llamazares

Жыл бұрын

Been a pro for 30 years now, i agree😂

@smc_onetwo

9 ай бұрын

I was a dancer. WAS. I passed the giving up stage.

What’s ironic is that Conan got rid of the band lol

@peppyp7323

4 жыл бұрын

What ? He did? That’s so sad. So so sad. Conan once had a Max Weinberg as his Band Leader

@indiscernibleStranger

3 жыл бұрын

@@peppyp7323 He had to, He downsized His show, made a show out of 30 mins, fired half the writers, invited one of the three guests, sold his desk on ebay, Coco going for that Bugatti.

@EzequielZvik

3 жыл бұрын

the sad thing is that i didnt even noticed

@vinosmanuel

3 жыл бұрын

@@EzequielZvik Which was Louis C.K. point all along.

@mirza6399

3 жыл бұрын

@@indiscernibleStranger he can literally but 40 Bugattis with his money 🤣

I love it when they crack up Andy

@issahabibisting

3 жыл бұрын

That's when you know someone is really funny

I mean: you've gotta let him finish

@GavinOCo

6 жыл бұрын

A+

GOD why must you always cut the goddamn video off

@typicalhuman5833

7 жыл бұрын

It can't last forever, man

@ArtyShat

7 жыл бұрын

it should :(

@josephkesar5771

7 жыл бұрын

moiraine_damodred they make more money that way :/

"Clump of nothing that makes noise" is definitely a rephrasing of Macbeth.

@hito6464

2 жыл бұрын

What was the original phrase?

@4grammaton

2 жыл бұрын

@@hito6464 "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing".

@hito6464

2 жыл бұрын

@@4grammaton great phrase, thank you

I love how much Andy loved Louis’ jokes, that deep chuckle was amazing.

playing in a showband IS the dream for a lot of musicians. that would be such an amazing gig

Damn, he looks so much better nowadays. Good for him.

@manictiger

7 жыл бұрын

Money has that effect.

@ricky93100

7 жыл бұрын

manictiger or just taking care of yourself and stop making shitty excuses

@manictiger

7 жыл бұрын

***** Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...

@ricky93100

7 жыл бұрын

manictiger nah just stating facts that's all

@manictiger

7 жыл бұрын

***** By implying I don't care of myself, make 'shitty excuses' or am not already rich? I stated a fact. Money can buy health. Ask Magic Johnson.

I wonder how many people got offended by this.

@cheesecrew

7 жыл бұрын

All of them

@Ravangers

7 жыл бұрын

i did

@MoonshineSazerac

7 жыл бұрын

Probably lots, but we'll never hear about it. They're all on Tumblr, with their septum piercings, sweatpants and strange pronouns.

@amandaquezada9975

7 жыл бұрын

NotMat me

@typedef_

7 жыл бұрын

Many. Because people forget what a comedian is.

My god I love freedom of speech

@TheMattmatic

7 жыл бұрын

Thank God Louis CK isn't living in one of those countries where the government imprisons you for saying dancing is a bad career choice!

@Ajayharrysimon

6 жыл бұрын

TheMattmatic that's the whole point of free country

@novola1972

5 жыл бұрын

This is a freedom of speech to you ?

@Bennysol

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheMattmatic don't worry. This is coming to the US soon

@MrJohnRenteria

5 жыл бұрын

that's not even speech

I love how he says something really terrible... and then says "Wait wait wait, let me explain."... as if he is going to qualify it, to not be as bad as it sounds... and then goes on to say something even more brutal.

"making a noise that a computer can make" made me spit out my water

As a professional dancer, I couldn't agree more 😂

this is why I love Louis

Louie & Conan = Perfection

@dukhedYT

6 жыл бұрын

feu You do know this comment was posted before those allegations, right?

@ljensen7681

5 жыл бұрын

So?

@dukhedYT

5 жыл бұрын

l j The dude i was responding to deleted his comment.

@LeoSRL300

5 жыл бұрын

Shane Blair Both redhead gingers.

i love how andy just cant stop cracking up

that's so hard core to the meat that I'm dying laughing here

I kinda want to share this savagery with my salsa instructor. lol

I respect Louis a lot and love his videos, but this was mean to the band. Not everyone does music so that they can get recognized, and for a lot of people, playing on a late night show is a dream job.

@frankyramone

7 жыл бұрын

Dhruv Khurana he knows the band. Louis used to write on the Late Night show when Conan was there.

@manumadiraju5222

7 жыл бұрын

Dhruv Khurana he was joking around

@dhruvkhurana6058

7 жыл бұрын

I still don't think it's professional to ridicule such people on TV

@manumadiraju5222

7 жыл бұрын

Dhruv Khurana I get why you're offended but he knows the band and he jokes around like that it's called dry humor

@bratwurst6666

7 жыл бұрын

"not professional"...dude his job (profession) is comedian.

Kind of a strange way to end the clip

@farfromirrational948

7 жыл бұрын

all the likes, this comment deserves

@blueshue

7 жыл бұрын

you got one!

@mtrps_

7 жыл бұрын

ripvanstinkle at least the editor is able to support his/her family unlike dancers

Conan saying " you gotta let him finish "....dark lol

@echenle86

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

The type of comedy I like

Louis CK rips on himself so hard and is so self loathing I honestly don't know why any of you are offended by this. It's an act, it's satire...relax. When something isn't funny to you, turn and watch something else. Jesus Christ.

@KeithGuide

7 жыл бұрын

"It's an act, it's satire...relax." I just read that in Bill Cipher's voice

@Ravangers

7 жыл бұрын

its lazy satire

@atlas3565

7 жыл бұрын

Ravangers no you're just butthurt

@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc

7 жыл бұрын

Ravangers regardless...

@blanktrigger8863

6 жыл бұрын

It's funny. But still hypocritical, ultimately. And in the worst way.

He's also describing being a comedian.

@AndrewJakober

7 жыл бұрын

and most musicians aren't just talk show house bands...

@0Fate8Bound0

7 жыл бұрын

He's not. As a comedian you can continue to get funnier as you grow older. A lot of good comedy is about life experience and perspective. However, as a dancer once your body is physically at its limit you will no longer be able to keep up with newer younger generations no matter how passionate you are or how much experience you have.

@AndrewJakober

7 жыл бұрын

Cool! Send some links to your comedy and your dancing.

@0Fate8Bound0

7 жыл бұрын

***** What does that have to do with anything ? It's a fact. "If you can't do it you can't critique it" is a dumb argument. Especially when the quality of a comics work or a dancers show is gauged by the opinions of their audience not each other. Besides, if you think that the limitations of a physical activity have nothing to do with age and what your body can do relative to new comers then there's no point arguing with you.

@AndrewJakober

7 жыл бұрын

I mean replying to what I said at all was bound to be a dumb argument, so... As Louis would say "Give me back my jacket!"

most people who are in the music or dancing industry don't care about money. they just don't want to waste their life working a shity job for a shity boss. but they want to do what they love.

@str8todamoney

7 жыл бұрын

5c0tti5h Plrb3aR anyone can be a guitar legend?

Come back Louis. We miss you.

And the band jumped him backstage. Louie's dead. Parties over you guys. Seriously, he's dead.

@ulmo5536

7 жыл бұрын

djordan22 probably

I love when he does these extremes and public starts getting uncomfortable. Gotta love Louis CK.

"let me finish" is what got him in trouble.

“How many millionare dancers are there?” Chari Demillio: Hold My Money

The occupation of "Comedian" is clearly the most stable of jobs

@IVIegadude

7 жыл бұрын

That's part of the joke...

@melee171

7 жыл бұрын

Your clearly a master of deducing comedic bits. Maybe this talent of yours can be the focus of your future occupation

@IVIegadude

7 жыл бұрын

You're*

@joujou264

7 жыл бұрын

melee171 Did he say his job wasn't a terrible decision? The difference between Louis' derision and other's is that he doesn't do it to make something else look better, he does it because that's what he thinks of it.

@guitarsANDcars39

7 жыл бұрын

melee171 that's what makes it funny. coming from a comedian, telling us the worst career choices.

The funny thing is being a musician for a late night talk show is a crazy coveted job, they're not just paying their rent, those guys are making more than most artists with songs on spotify 😄

The roast of The Conan O'Brien show.

Louie Louie Louie Louuuiiiiieeeeeeee

Those musicians can really take a joke props to them.

While granted that was mean, this is pretty fekin true. He just says it jokingly to not get sued for it.

@OldSchoolDudeGaming

7 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't get sued for his opinion.

@pabloprado170

7 жыл бұрын

Dancers can't afford lawyers"

@UnbreakableRukawa

7 жыл бұрын

well values change, this century has been come all about how much you earn. If you can slap people and earn millions, thats "success" in our world now.

@VirusTornado

7 жыл бұрын

***** It's a figure of speech. Crucified then.

@dannyclub09

6 жыл бұрын

It's not a figure of speech mate, sued means sued.

Oh you know you catch Andy Richter when he puts his hand together and laugh, this was hilarious

Andy getting a kick out of anything makes me laugh lol

I love how he says one thing, then he wants to finish his thought, like he´s going to make it better, but just says something worse

We need LouisCK in our lives. His comedy is amazing

"How many millionaire dancers are there?" I think he just forgot to account for all those Kpop stars.

@Kimm4

7 жыл бұрын

barely any of them are rich tho

@GoingFastMan

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Lee What the hell is "Kpop".

@kickhuggy

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Lee kpop stars also sing...

@XSDX3R0

7 жыл бұрын

You would think they are loaded because that is the perception but for all the work they do, they do no get nearly as much. Also, most Kpop stars are singers but as just a dancer....i dunno....

@GiantSandles

7 жыл бұрын

That's tied to them also being pop stars though

"A clump of nothing that makes noise" is now my official bio

After George carlin, he's the best stand up comedian i've ever seen.

Imagine a conversation between Louis and Larry David

@chrisbrown18andup

7 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me what to do

@JamesOsyris

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Brown lmao

Man bring this guy back, genius

"In fairness you gotta let him finish" that's what she said 😂

People need to relax and stop being so sensitive.

@romyvv8258

5 жыл бұрын

he called all musicians " a clump of nothing that makes noise how can i not be sensitive !!!!!!!!!!! :( cant believe he said that

Savage....all he does is say the DAMN truth

The band's individual reactions to Louis saying "you got these guys" had me rolling especially the dude with the thumbs up in the upper middle.

Dat brutality! Ring the damn bell.

I knew a dude who was a ballet dancer. Trained intensely from early childhood, retired at age 26.

sharp as a razor

@Hot18Shot

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I read that in Bill Burr's voice.

0:58 “being a musician in I’m there whether your doin” that phrase is indiscernible to me

The most iconic duo is Conan and Louie. They need a podcast together

louie dropping truth bombs all over the place!!!

He's not wrong.

this came up in my feed , and i immediately thought omg they got louis back on the spotlight through conann that's perfect

i love this man

Oh 😂😂😂 legend..I repeat LEGEND...

Im glad the musicians took it in the right sense. Louis was so right, but so savage. LOL. He always has gold comedy that makes you not want to laugh, but burst out laughing inside

raw honesty is always met with shock

This was gold!

Comic is a pretty terrible career choice tbh, unless you're actually good at it, like Louis CK

@Tengounsecreto231

7 жыл бұрын

SuperMunkeh he would be the first one to say it's bad.

@rohanmiscrits

7 жыл бұрын

SuperMunkeh even he took decades before making it big he just kept at it. Truly inspiration

@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc

7 жыл бұрын

SuperMunkeh and that's why he can say all of this

@callanc3925

4 жыл бұрын

You can be a comic youre whole life, dancing you get injured and retire at like 34

We miss your unfiltered honesty Louie. We miss your realistic and humble take on life. We miss how you made us laugh our asses off while at the same time making us conscious of our position in life. Damn people conspiring to take down your movie and career. Please come back, we'll always be supporting you

2:48, Andy 's laughter is addictive!!

Such a beautiful table wow

As a musician, he’s totally 100% right but I also would do anything to have one of those jobs 😹

@mauropedrosa7317

2 жыл бұрын

Haha. Very relatable

As an aspiring musician this both hurt me and made me laugh

@turolretar

2 жыл бұрын

Are you still aspiring, or desperate?

@brightoneasterling9304

2 жыл бұрын

@@turolretar you gotta be somewhat desperate

Such a good bit in so many ways.

This is comedy in its purest form. This is a historic video.

He does not lie at all.

this is why you have to love the guy. He is honest about everything he says, even though we are all thinking it, and he is absolutely correct! Bravo Louis.

Everybody wanted to a individual musician. The guitarist felt that

The genius of the writing of this joke 😂👌