Can we all appreciate Kris’ 100% “family friendly content” 😊

@rumcd2978

Жыл бұрын

Ikr lol 😂😂😂

@gracetambay

Жыл бұрын

Needs to be appreciated😊🙏❤ 😌😌😌😌

@Joshu_Y

Жыл бұрын

💯

@danbowes

Жыл бұрын

100% lol

@uncrustable9923

Жыл бұрын

It's literally not, she said p*n*s

as a born and raised Bostonian that was probably one of the most accurate things I have ever heard. Right down to talking about my mother. Keep up the fantastic work!👍

@mhathaway35

Жыл бұрын

Forgot the Pepperidge Farms cookies.

@dell2610

Жыл бұрын

All except the hoagie... lol

@L3x13.

Жыл бұрын

Same

@zettagotbored9341

Жыл бұрын

But those were sprinkles, not jimmies. That’s my only thing

@TotallyPaige...0111

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 💯 We joke like this all the time. 😭

Kris: "I have no friends. " Celina, Sam, And Colby : 👁👄👁

@Angel_x_husker

Ай бұрын

Fr

@chaoticlokis

Ай бұрын

the four of them are the best ghost hunting group fr

@Mushroom73

Ай бұрын

NO CUZ THATS EXCATLY WHAT THOUGHT😭

@Therianhearts-df1sq

24 күн бұрын

Don’t forget jay and Kevin and Pete

@Paws167

Күн бұрын

YOU FORGOT JAYYY

Can we just talk about how GREAT she is at doing all of these accents!?🤯🤯

@lovesikequeen

3 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying

@Harriet-hf1sw

3 ай бұрын

Fr❤❤❤

@Spookykittyvt5hr

Ай бұрын

Yeah 😊

I love how distracted Kris gets. Like, everything takes longer because she goes off on little tangents. It's always so fun

@itz_BB-SA-roleplays

Жыл бұрын

so true

@eyesfullofstars13

Жыл бұрын

I relate that’s what I do 😭

@100blueeyedboy

Жыл бұрын

@AbnormalIySwaggy I know me, does that count? what I mean is that she embraces it for the video. she doesn't shy away from the random thoughts or edit them out. it was badly worded. it can be difficult getting thoughts translated to actual words, as I'm sure you know. still, no need to be an ass about it.

@ilikeducks.2807

Жыл бұрын

I think that would be the ADHD

@insomnia5916

Жыл бұрын

That's what ADHD will do to you.. now I really needa get checked for ADHD

Kris "this is a family friendly channel" Also Kris 5 minutes later "FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS MY ASSHOLE" 😂😂😂 nobody can make me laugh more than you Kris

@kevinbell8592

Жыл бұрын

My daughter loves her KZread channel! she always says she wants to be as funny and pretty as Kris. Keep up the great work, young lady!

@U_k.i

Жыл бұрын

So true😂😂😂

@charlie7976

Жыл бұрын

Same

@ammieeldridge267

Жыл бұрын

Fake

@widevariety4174

Жыл бұрын

@@ammieeldridge267 whatchu mean fake?

How Kris is always cursing all the time is 100% making this channel family friendly😊 we love you Kris

7:39 Kris missed the part where it said put in freezer for 1 HOUR. This is 5 minute crafts For goodness sake!

@mikast4r

4 ай бұрын

Not 1 hour crafts😡

I’m ready to lose sone brain cells if Kris is reacting. She never fails to make me laugh

@natashatm9518

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CosmicBoo

Жыл бұрын

@Tommylmit 🅥 are you the real tommyinit?

@CosmicBoo

Жыл бұрын

@☕︎𝙸𝚝𝚣._𝙲𝚡𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚉☕︎ [ taking a break ]oh :(

@Donuts_random_stuff

Жыл бұрын

Here’s a clip about everyone placing links to clips kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@matthewperkins2191

Жыл бұрын

I agree

Kris and her ADHD segments: As random as they may be, they sometimes produce some of the funniest/golden moments on her channel

@MK-he3qq

Жыл бұрын

As someone with adhd: random what are you talking about

@allisonkoller5831

Жыл бұрын

Yeah bc I can relate to her so much because I have ADHD to and I have the hyper active type

@mrvlogs790

Жыл бұрын

I can relate, I’ve got severe ADHD, and this is me on a regular basis 😂

@patriciasharp5755

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure that it's random??? Yes, I've got ADHD.

@flower7577

Ай бұрын

DUCT TAPE

I would join Kris’s class in a second if she became a teacher. That Five Minute Class subject would be my favourite! 😅

“WOaH LooK WOAh” that needs to be on a shirt 😂😂😂

kris is literally an online therapist for me. shes so funny, and amazing. keep up the good work kris

@memet3017

Жыл бұрын

Thanks you

@michalipiperakis9380

Жыл бұрын

I completely agree!! We love you Kris!

@ericdavids9667

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 also I love you Tommy you make me really happy :)

@ambermorin5910

3 ай бұрын

Shut the f up Chris is mine. I'm not snoker

kris is literally a queen her humor is amazing

@coralinemainhall6442

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

Can we all appreciate Kris's 100% family friendly content 😊.

@Or3ooo

5 ай бұрын

word for word

Not me being a crochet/knitter and having made SO many pompoms for hats and stuff and getting irrationally angry at the way they said you should make those. Lol

Kris at 6:24: "This is a family friendly channel!" *Not even 10 seconds later at **6:33** - Proceeds to swear* God, you never cease to make us smile Kris. We love you ♥

@heidihetrick7848

Жыл бұрын

🤗

@texaslovesbama927

Жыл бұрын

Love her!

@soherfarrag8530

Жыл бұрын

😊love you so much kok

@thealewis7076

Жыл бұрын

I wish I had the patience to make time stamps

@gyro2915

Жыл бұрын

and then swears again

6:24 "This is a family friendly channel" *immediately proceeds curse* We love you too, Kris😂

@bubb1lyy841

Жыл бұрын

Ikr😂

I used to LOVE when my mom would buy a "grab bag" at the discount stores. It was always a surprise what was in them. Have you thought about a video of opening surprise packages from a storage unit or lost mail or Amazon's undeliverables? Would LOVE to see what you get!

You make me smile. Thank you, Kris. I hope you know what a gift you are to so many people you'll never meet.

I love how whenever there is tape- whether it's scotch tape, electrical tape, etc... Kris is like "DUCT TAPE" 😂😂😂

@helenachester5992

Жыл бұрын

I know, it was literally electrical tape lol

@fatsackafat1476

Жыл бұрын

@@helenachester5992 Every time she says it i cringe, bu i still love her!

I’m impressed with how well Kris actually did ASMR

@ollie9922

Жыл бұрын

@𝕎𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝟙 𝟝𝟙𝟚 𝟠𝟚𝟟-𝟟𝟘𝟚𝟛 sure, that doesn’t look suspicious at all

@pvic6959

Жыл бұрын

This is my vote for more ASMR from Kris

@FirstnameLastname-rf8bf

Жыл бұрын

She's got a good mic I guess

"Family friendly" this and "Family friendly" that. **A string of cusswords and adult jokes**

@JadeAshby-em6fz

12 күн бұрын

Hola

@JadeAshby-em6fz

12 күн бұрын

Hola

Fun fact: the umbrella person in the first clip is actually *the wicked witch of the west*

I need a half hour unedited video of Kris just "making ASMR" 😆

@emmar6613

Жыл бұрын

Why was it so good tho 🤣

@flakey_sno_1455

Жыл бұрын

TRUEEEE

@alyxleaf

Жыл бұрын

I have tingle immunity and she just cured it so I need this.

@ninetails961

Жыл бұрын

@@alyxleaf me too! She is a natural!

@sarahkelley4372

Жыл бұрын

Hahah

10:44 - British accent - Wooow what’s it for?i dunno but it’s kinda fun to look at - regular - that’s how I describe myself-kallmekris 2022

when she said "your body is looking fit today" it was perfect timing i watched her right after i did a yoga workout. you're the best youtuber ever kris you make us smile every day keep going!

Who else just loves Kris' personality like imagine having her as a friend❤ we love you Kris ❤

Kris: "youre body is looking extra fit today" Me: sitting in my bed sick with unbrushed hair, and a XL hoodie, and leggings on "why thank you"

@skylinvarela8385

Жыл бұрын

that is me rn XD

@alice_l20311

Жыл бұрын

OMG SAMEEEE

I have to appreciate how Kris risks her brain cells for us and still has the time to compliment us.

@LeeLeesBanter

Жыл бұрын

She's so brave!😂

@Im-done

Жыл бұрын

@@LeeLeesBanter Yea lol😂

I love that the blanket thing is literally just knitting, but with your arm. XD

I would really like to say how much I appreciate your content. It’s funny and uplifting. Im struggling mentally rn and your videos are one of the things that I really look forward to at the end of the day. ❤

I just want to appreciate how Kris is saving me a lot of money and effort by making me smile throughout her videos and making me feel better about being a depressed hot mess , because I'm honestly too broke and a lazy introvert for therapy or friendships. love you so much Kris 🤗❤

Kris reacting to Duct Tape always brings me joy

I’m sure you have a lot of friends - you have an amazing sense of humor 😁

kris always finds a way to make us laugh

8:40 Kris turning into Steven He was the best part 😂

Can we just all agree that Kris never lets us have a horrible day she always makes us happy no matter what ❤❤❤

@coralinemainhall6442

Жыл бұрын

Agree

Can we just talk about the fact that her ASMR is so good?

@Tak3hik0_x

7 ай бұрын

I was fr gonna say that

Its always nice to come home sit on the couch and watch kall me kris, I swear you cure my sadness...

She should definitely start an ASMR channel, and 5 min crafts should make her CEO so they don't seem so stupid

@McCaslinJamie

Жыл бұрын

Her doing asmr we bo the funniest thing ever or even trying it

@zomaariemand1727

Жыл бұрын

Asmr is the most stupid thing i ever seen

@Meredith_1

Жыл бұрын

Yes I hate watching 5 minute crafts because they take HOURS

@McCaslinJamie

Жыл бұрын

@@Meredith_1 ya like who got time for that though

@elizabethsaxby4932

Жыл бұрын

She does a smart then she will be the world's best

Can we appreciate how Kris never fails to make us happy 😊😊😃

@MadamMuzie-CobieOvO

Жыл бұрын

Yes she never fails✨😊

@mazz18085

Жыл бұрын

Idk what's going on

You are so chaotic, I love it! Videos don't make me laugh out loud often but your hilarious.

Bro I swear Kris you are my fav youtuber including Sam, Colby and Celina. I LOVE KALLMEKRIS

09:56 I wouldn’t mind having you as a teacher. You wouldn’t be as bad as ThatVeganTeacher that’s for sure

3:30 A child..NO

7:03 mommy she hit me-

No one on KZread can make me laugh as hard as you can lol. Love it

Can we just appreciate Kris for always making us feel better and just being amazing We luv you Kris

@hampter4298

Жыл бұрын

why are there so many BOTS

I love how in each video Kris just slips further and further into insanity

@LilygirlGO

Жыл бұрын

Yes that is so true

@jaxonscootz

Жыл бұрын

and were all doing it with her

@UrMum159

Жыл бұрын

Very true

@lavenderxboba3381

Жыл бұрын

fr THOOOO

@kadeemboodhai7181

11 ай бұрын

THATS HELLA TRUE

Your compliments always make me smile. You look fit as well.

My daily chef's kiss to: Kris's intro EVERY TIME is so good Kris's ASMR

Kris:"This is a family channel" Also Kris: Continues to swear Love her ❤️❤️

@vidareggum6118

8 ай бұрын

Americans: shows death and destruction all day every day on tv. Also Americans: faints at nipples and swearwords😂😂

@Harriet-hf1sw

3 ай бұрын

Kris is iconic for this @lisaduffy913 😂❤❤we love Kris

I have come to the conclusion that Kris needs to make a second channel that ISN'T family-friendly so she can say what she thinks up without editing herself. Right now, it's like watching Robin Williams when he was on a talk show. He'd have to edit everything out that he wanted to say. We'd hear the same joke during one of his performances where he holds nothing back and it's a million times funnier. Kris has that sharp wit about her that would be hilarious in an uncensored format.

@yahairamartinez8828

Жыл бұрын

Yes please!!!!!!

@ella4546

Жыл бұрын

YES.

@rainbowtastic1233

Жыл бұрын

Yaaas

@HumanEmoji

Жыл бұрын

It made me laugh that she said family friendly channel, the proceeds to say "you piece of shit" 😂😂 Gotta love her 🙈

@NeuroticPixels

Жыл бұрын

This. So much this. Yes!!!

3:39 not the child 😂😂😂

I appreciate you a lot. You just brighten my day. I feel depressed I watch you and I’m okay. I had a fever and after watching your video it was gone

Kris talking about the yarn project is literally describing how I crochet. I have been working on the same blanket for three years.

@aarasko

Жыл бұрын

hope youll be able to finish it!

@HistoryRogue95

Жыл бұрын

@@aarasko awe thank you!! I hope so too. It's slow going, but I'm going to do my best

@devdog007

Жыл бұрын

I swear that was just giant crochet, that person's arms were just the hooks

@garionfan1

Жыл бұрын

It’s literally called arm crochet. There are some paterns available on Pinterest.

Can we please acknowledge how amazing she is and how she makes everyone’s day better 🥰

@MadamMuzie-CobieOvO

Жыл бұрын

Yess

Can we appreciate that she always complements us. I just love it ❤

The bottles clicking--"Warriors! Come out to play-ay!"

5:56 this is a family friendly channel 🤣

Can we agree that she makes everyone feel better🎉

@kimberlyhemminger3822

Жыл бұрын

No actually umbrellas don't do enough. If any slight breeze the water just blows right into you

@hudajaved4374

Жыл бұрын

Yes yes

@Very_zesty.person

Жыл бұрын

Those are facts

@brianmulhern1073

Жыл бұрын

She’s the best

@somefool4625

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

The way she moved her shoulders at least 50 times in the first minute 😂😂

I love how kris is the most relatable person ever😂

I love how Kris always makes us happy and laughs We love you!

I had a genuine recoil reflex at the ASMR parody moment because I HATE wet mouth noises 😂 well done, Kris

@waitamiactuallyhere

Жыл бұрын

Same! I was clenching my teeth!

@down-like-the-tower

Жыл бұрын

And I thought I was insane for hating those noises.

@loveluna9653

Жыл бұрын

As someone with misaphonia I agree. Like I genuinely couldn't give this video a like out of fear that KZread will start recommending ASMR videos to me.😬

This whole video is just one big adhd loop and I FEEL SO SEEN!!!!😂😂😂

5 minute crafts is on another level of making kris rage 😂

6:47 Kris, dearest, that is not stitching😂

Alternate title: Kris being chaotic for 12 minutes and 58 seconds straight. Love it

Can we just appreciate how kris puts so much into making us watch her losing brain cells 😂

I actually used the candle trick for my holster. It does work, but you wanna do it like 5 times if you really want that water/sweat-proofing protection. Let it dry between each layer.

@Or3ooo

5 ай бұрын

ouuuhhhh

7:32 scandal, lawsuit, MONEY.

@Calcium_Chlorid3

Жыл бұрын

Me✨

Kris is the best influencer. What an icon. Thank you for everything Kris. You make everyones lives better.

I love how sarcastic she is

I think Kris would be an awesome teacher. Especially for students likes myself with ADHD as they have a teacher they can relate to.

I really love when Kris goes full ADHD mode and just goes completely of the rails 😂 Much more fun to watch than 5 years crafting bit 😂

@kitkatalliekat1

Жыл бұрын

“I think theirs a clown orgy in there” -Kris, 10-22

as someone who listens to asmr every day, THAT ASMR WAS SO GOOD I instantly got relaxed 😊

@blaine9774

Жыл бұрын

TRUEe

@felicity9445

Жыл бұрын

Yep.

@hibz4664

Жыл бұрын

IKR!!! got tingles right away haha

I love how you complement us at the start of every video ♥️

"your body looking extra fit today." *me eating ice cream while watching*

Kris Singing "Umbrella"'s empresion is just amazing 😭😭✨

The nail polish bottles ACTUALLY gave me the tingles, usually it's just when I listen to videos of someone scratching a wood table.

I love 100percent family friendly Kriss

I'm always ready to lose brain celles with Kris she is one amazing person she never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂I love you Kris

the fact that in every video she says "i hate doing these types of videos" but yet she still does more! can we all also admit that she always wants to fight with 5 minute crafts?😂

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris does a lot for people who are feeling down?

@Juno-Bug37

Жыл бұрын

Yesssss😌💗

@AdventuresWithNana44

11 ай бұрын

This is one of the things I love about her!! She truly cares about people!

@izzyt1626

11 ай бұрын

And makes it seem so effortless

@oktena

11 ай бұрын

@@izzyt1626 indeed

@marleehudson6712

7 ай бұрын

WOWWW SO FUCKING COOL NO BODY GUVES A SHIT

❤ thank you for making me laugh, I really needed that! Yes you are fun to look at. Keep up the good work on your videos…you are way too cute!

Why was the asmr actually kinda good 😂😂😂

petition for kris to try these "hacks" in her next video

I love how she compliments us in every video because right now I'm struggling with low self esteem and that compliment really made my day better

@blue.739

Жыл бұрын

@LAKEHUNTIST🇷🇺[Z] bro ur channel😂😂😂stop posting and delete all ur comments and all ur vids

@coralinemainhall6442

Жыл бұрын

@LAKEHUNTIST🇷🇺[Z] Bud keep dreaming kall me kris is a legend

I can‘t even, your impromptu ASMR gave me instant tingles!!😮😅

"your body is extra fit" me without a shirt💀

@Piperh2012

8 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Ah yes 5 min craft 7:40 More like 1 hour craft

I think you'd be an amazing teacher. With your energy, imagination, and personality, you would definitely be able to keep their attention and actually connect with them.

Kris: “I’m a family friendly channel” continues to swear 5 seconds later😂

I love her family friendly content!

I love how kris compliments us every video and no bother KZread does ❤ she is my therapist 😂

@leeyubinsproperty

Жыл бұрын

the click always tells us we smell delicious today. his content is also 100% family friendly and he is definitely not a furry

@patrickbrown4244

Жыл бұрын

She has a job now if youtube somehow dies.

3:59 - "He's gonna be eatin' Elmer's glue for fun an' slappin' his own face to feel things" Hitting way too close for comfort there Kris, back it up a lil bit

@gheata_playz874

5 ай бұрын

When feeling pain over comes true boredom

@KallmeKris - have to admit I don't watch KZread shorts etc but my kids watch you and GOOD WORK! actually entertaining and yes I laugh frequently.

Kris always makes my day😊