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@badam9656

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Simon love ur vids

@obethgarcia275

3 жыл бұрын

140k subs before quarantine ends

@obethgarcia275

3 жыл бұрын

Also love ur videos

@PeterCombs

3 жыл бұрын

You ought to do a vid about the US Government finally admitting UFO's are real, kinda hard to deny now that the Video got released take from some F-16's. .

@diz767

3 жыл бұрын

Good vid

Germany: We killed Nessy! British Government: Nah, we checked. She's good. 👍

I've binged so many of these videos. I can hear Simon's voice in my dreams.

@oliviagreen7423

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@alicesweet602

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliviagreen7423 you beat me to it!

@Andrew-zq3ip

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it odd how different his voice is in the 5 year old vids? Almost like he murdered the original Simon and assumed his identity...

@arindomborkakoti9420

3 жыл бұрын

Same bruh!!

@nicholaslewis8594

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew don’t you remember the video where that happened (I think it was the one about the pyramid on the dollar)........allegedly.

As a boy my friends and I used to cycle to Loch Ness and Loch Ashie and Duntelchaig to fish and camp the night. Loch Ness definitely has a different feel to other Lochs. It is so deep and dark and quite foreboding really. From the shore along by Dores if you look to the lochend side the hills above that are red and the stone consists of an ancient desert from countless millions of years ago. When I was older and started getting into boats I was on the Loch quite a lot and seeing Urquhart castle from the water is a great experience. In all my time on and around the Loch I have never seen "Nessie" but the Loch is dark and deep and hides gigantic eels and huge Sturgeon as well as the seals that swim up the river Ness to the Loch. In the 70's my Father had a good friend called Bill,Bill had a job in the 60's that included recovering bodies of unfortunate people who had met their end one way or another. Bill had to go out on Loch Ness to recover a body that had been spotted, he told us he was thirsty and when he put his hand over to scoop up some water when he tasted it,it was salty. He reckons they found a roughly 400 yard patch of brine in a freshwater Loch leading to the possibility of underground passageways to the sea. However I believe anything wanting into the Loch would have used the river which going back a long time was two miles wide and routed nearer Daviot than Inverness,you could have navigated a nuclear sub up the river at that time.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

In the Outlander books Diana Gabaldon had the best theory about Nessie: there is a time travel portal near the bottom of the lake and Nessie is actually several aquatic dinosaurs that accidentally swim through it, which is why we can go many, many years without a sighting.

As a Scot I can confirm its existence. It feeds off wild haggis and has almost brought the animal to extinction.

@jantschierschky3461

3 жыл бұрын

You sure not fried Mars bars ?

@garyoa1

3 жыл бұрын

@@jantschierschky3461 What do you think is in haggis?

@jantschierschky3461

3 жыл бұрын

@@garyoa1 hnmm meat and vegetables, you maybe right

@loddude5706

3 жыл бұрын

There are no feral haggis anywhere North of Bridge of Allan, because they've the best chippy in the World.

@vanillagorilla911

3 жыл бұрын

The wild haggis has been brought to extinction? or the Scot?

I was at Urquhart Castle in July of 2014 with my family, and near the "kitchen" area of the castle when we heard people making a fuss while looking at the lake. We ran over, and something bobbed it head above the water, enough to make 12"-16" ripples. By the time I took a picture it had slipped below the surface, but the lake was still, with no boats in sight. It was very eerie.

The whole geography of the Great Glen itself (of which Loch Ness is just one of a chain) is worthy of an episode. Indeed the Caledonian Canal could be a subject for Megaprojects

@ewestner

3 жыл бұрын

My understanding is that it's a fault. And since I just watched Simon's videos on San Andreas, I think that would make a good episode.

@grantscowen1308

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he would have mentioned the hydro power station on the bank of Loch Ness, the way the pump the water through those humongous pipes up to the holding loch to release at peak times is worthy of a mega project

I can't believe how well Simon kept a straight face filming this, it must have taken him forever.

The New Zealand scientists have a balanced view. "We can't confirm or deny the theory," meaning of course that it remains a theory because until it is verified one way or the other it is a possibility, not a fact or a myth. I love science!

"I gave him a dolla!" "Christ woman you dont be giving no Loch Ness monster a dolla! He'll be back thinking you got more!"

@eci.1

3 жыл бұрын

“About treefiddy.”

@nitroustommy3668

3 жыл бұрын

"I just given him treefiddy the week before." "What?! You gave that monster another damn treefiddy?!" "He tricked me." "Well no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house! You keep giving it treefiddy!"

@Joe_Potts

3 жыл бұрын

How can yae have anae pudding if yae don' eat yaer meat?!

@legallyfree2955

3 жыл бұрын

Well it was about this time I noticed this "girl scout" was about 8 stories tall...

@codidevlugt2153

3 жыл бұрын

@@legallyfree2955 and a crustacean from the pandadoic era.

I like that this video wasn't just about Nessie, but also about the Loch itself. Loch Ness is wild, beautiful place. I've stood on the shore at Castle Urquhart on a dark, cloudy afternoon, surrounded by history, and wondered what lay beneath the surface.

You know it's a Scottish miracle cure when it cures not just infertility - like seemingly every eastern medicine - but also hangovers.

@Outside85

3 жыл бұрын

Runs counter to an Irish saint who turned her used bathwater into beer.

@seeteasea5497

3 жыл бұрын

All Scots know that the best thing to cure hangovers is more alcohol

@CptSpudders

2 жыл бұрын

@@Outside85 There are so many streamer Saints in modern times turning used bathwater into cash monies.

The eel theory is interesting as some recorded sightings of Nessie have actually been in the surrounding hillside. Interesting as eels have the ability to cross short distances of land to get from one area to another!

@danielstr8101

3 жыл бұрын

read over 1000 reports of sightings. not an eel.

Simon: Shows photo of lochness monster Me: ALLEGEDLY

"Perhaps the Lake Nose Monster wanted to remain lost"-Ferb.

I have heard that there are (or were) signs along the Loch that read, "Don't be messy while searching for Nessie!" 😄

Not too long ago I commented on a video saying that this guy talks too fast and without emphasis but that I really like the content of his videos and I just wanted to say that he's made a vast improvement in verbal presentation that allows me to enjoy it easier. Good work man!

I think there is more fresh water in Loch Ness than in all the lakes of England and Wales combined. It's huge.

@russellfitzpatrick503

3 жыл бұрын

more than a mile wide though

@darrenslatta

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the English lakes have got way more shopping trolleys

@jessj8313

3 жыл бұрын

I canoed across it (in choppy weather) some years ago. It's dark, windy, violent, and beautiful. A special place.

@perroperro4629

3 жыл бұрын

Callum corner

@alexhatfield4448

3 жыл бұрын

Only A Scot would brag about the size of a lake. Go shoot some dope and trainspot.

The saint to Nessie, “You shall not pass!!!”

@emmarichardson965

3 жыл бұрын

That's what immediately popped into my head! 🤣🤣

Visited Invermoriston, Fort Augustus and Loch Ness a few years back. Amazing that 3 days visiting there was a rare heat wave in the area. Beautiful place.

“Drain the lake” C Montgomery Burns

@nosuchthing8

3 жыл бұрын

Release the hounds

@TheChuckfuc

3 жыл бұрын

Gets smithers to do it with a hand pump haha

@MolloyPolloy

3 жыл бұрын

No way! Aberdeen rules!

14:21 I think you mean.... “Land-Loch-ed.” I’ll be here all week, folks

@joehemmann1156

3 жыл бұрын

I down voted your comment. Not because it really deserves it, but because as a joke, that line really needed a heckler...

@mitchellneu

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Hemmann That was kinda the point. I was going for a bad one.

@JessRodr

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchellneu mawahaha thanks for the chuckle!

Most mysterious loch of them all. Scotland is a beautiful place

@maddog5284

3 жыл бұрын

As a scot i can confirm that but we arnt a very beautiful people i can tell ye that.

@jeyzeus

3 жыл бұрын

@@maddog5284 Been to Scotland last year and I can confirm both :) jk. You do have cattle with best hairdos though.

@hmoobmeeka

3 жыл бұрын

Found you. Where will I find you next 🤔

My husband and I went there and he became a child again when he saw the castle, we adore Scotland!

I absolutely appreciate the level of quality all of these videos are at. This is good content right here.

The MacDonalds were under the control of the mean Burger King. I know my history, lads.

@quintenwhyte6660

3 жыл бұрын

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@animegirl2349

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious!

@marcallen7233

3 жыл бұрын

👍 Good one!

@petetong9725

3 жыл бұрын

You just put the cheese into cheeseburger

@toddnolastname4485

3 жыл бұрын

Boo.

On the subject of challenging extinction, When I was 6 my family visited Loch Ness. I got a plushie Nessie with a hidden button in it to make it roar. Now at almost 32 years old, I still have that plushie, and it still roars albeit very quietly. The day I finally have to unstitch a seam and replace that battery will be a sad one.

@garymcatear822

3 жыл бұрын

I got my son one the day he was born 27 years ago (fuck me 27 years ago), anyway it made the same noise and it was psychadellic. Kid loved it because of all the psychadellic colours.

In addition to conger eels, a lot of Nessie videos are pretty clearly a group of seals, which commonly enter the loch, rolling along together in ways that can appear like one, long rolling serpent from the distance (the first video probably being an example of this)

Thank you for sharing, Simon! Good job!

1:25 - Chapter 1 - More to the ness than just nessie 6:35 - Mid roll ads 7:50 - Chapter 2 - Nessie & columba 10:05 - Chapter 3 - Nessiteras rhombopteryx 17:35 - Chapter 4 - Mystery solved 19:45 - Chapter 5 - A fascination with monsters

Now I want Simon to make a channel on myths

@danielstr8101

3 жыл бұрын

2nd that

There are similar stories from all over the world in other huge bodies of water and, of course, of sea monsters for hundreds of years. The Coelacanth was a fish that was supposed to have become extinct 60 million years ago but it was discovered alive in 1938 and only 10 per cent of the sea has been explored. Many unknown species of aquatic animals could have adapted to fresh water over time so let’s keep an open mind !

Hey Simon here’s two great suggestions for future Geographics episodes. The Yemeni island of Socotra where it’s trees and plants are found nowhere else on earth described as the most alien place on earth. The other is Babylon in modern Iraq with a tremendous amount of history! That reminds me perhaps a Biographic on Hammurabi?

That area is worth a trip. Lots of cool lochs around it. The loch ness boat tour is worth it too.

So close on the pronouciations Simon, Invermoriston was spot on :) Drumnadrochit close (its Drum not Drim so actually goes as read, you got the hard bit :):)) and Urquhart better than most tourists :) Nessie doesn't really have sea access though River Ness starts at a weir which she would have to clamber over and the Canal has locks

Very thorough coverage.

I just found your channel and it’s freaking amazing!! I subscribed and I’m about to watch some more videos :) thanks man

Nessie still owe me tree fiddy

@Tarathathe77wookiee

3 жыл бұрын

And girl scout cookies.......

@micheal49

3 жыл бұрын

@crazy silly "Don't give no monster no tree fiddy!" South Park (Season 3, episode 3-- "The Succubus"--Chef's dad's story)

Nessie IS my favorite cryptid! Thank you for doing this video!

Amazed Simon can be so serious about this topic.

Loch Ness - the land of four engined midges . . . 'We love a good waistband & why bite folk once when 25 times will do?'

Brilliant! Great vid, as usual. Ty.

"You..shall.. not pass!!" - Saint Columba

19:11 That's an oarfish. A freshwater species of that is equally plausible, as it is probably the source of a lot of sea monster tales.

@jacobdrum

3 жыл бұрын

@Boom Diggaty All I'm saying is that there was a picture of one on the screen, and an undiscovered species of oarfish is equally as plausible as an excessively large species of anadromous eel, which the illustration definitely did not depict, because it depicted an oarfish.

@geoffpriestley7001

3 жыл бұрын

Theres the sturgeon which is fresh water, loch ness is only connect to the sea at both endsbut one has locks on it dont know about the river ness at the Inverness end ive seen the river you couldn't get very big fish swimming up it in summer

Loch Ness is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been and I intend on going back some time soon.

Your ability to keep a straight face while discussing the various monster sightings is epic.

I’m glad you brought up the recent evidence of eels. A giant eel, I can believe. A prehistoric remnant, however, is a fun thought experiment, but quite a stretch.

Havent even finished watching but epic so far. More please on lakes. I would love to a video on the island of Nauru, the island that ate itself.

Well the subtitle about Hitler's speech is as accurate as the pic showing depicting nessie

@upperleftcoastchelseafan7718

3 жыл бұрын

'Showing' and 'depicting', WTF? That comment makes no sense. Why would you use those two words together since they both mean the same thing? I wouldn't be criticizing anyone's accuracy since you can't even write a sentence that's grammatically accurate. Maybe if you threw in a forward slash to indicate a connecting relationship then it would be okay (except for using 'Well' to start the sentence). What, is 'Well' the name of the 'subtitle'?

@norbitcleaverhook5040

3 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro

@augustvalek

3 жыл бұрын

@@upperleftcoastchelseafan7718 you must be so much fun at parties

@folbykleetwood7462

3 жыл бұрын

@@upperleftcoastchelseafan7718 calm yourself

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

🤣Well it's a joke I guess. Oddly enough it's the first speech I heard where I noticed Hitler's Austrian accent. Quite uncomfortable I'd rather he sounded completely German

New member here. I absolutely LOVE your dry humor!

Thank you for listing the author & producer at the end.

WWII propaganda really cracks me up. "WE KILLED THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" "NAH-AH YOU DIDN'T!"

@taninsam7893

3 жыл бұрын

My Favorites are the military comparison videos. Like the US one where sharpshooters are using 2 american smgs vs the german mp40. And were like "nah german guns suck lol"

Back in the day, New England had Sea Serpents "Allegedly"...carved and painted wooden images of the creatures were often used as decoration along the coastline on houses. They look in many cases like "Nessy"..

Glad to see you highlighted my castle. It's as majestic as it is in need of a refurbish.

the last picture you used of the conger eels is actually an oarfish but those also get crazy big as well

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us all

Love ur vids simon

I was in the US Air Force in England circa 1981. The BBC used to broadcast the news at 9pm. They would always run a teaser just before 9 at the end of whatever program that was on before that. We lived in a dorm on base and there'd always be TV's on while we did whatever we were doing. One night, there were 4 or 5 people in my room and the TV was on. It was also on in our dayroom, which was a communal relaxing room on the floor. ANYWAY,,,,,the teaser for the news came on. It totally blew us away. There in front of us on the TV was footage,,,,not video,,but film,,,taken from inside an RAF helicopter over a shallow area of Loch Ness. The guys in the copter were yelling and the camera was pointing below them. You could see the wash from the propeller on the water and in the middle of it was a creature. It looked like a small dinosaur,,,it had four flippers, a long neck and a somewhat short tail. It was thrashing about in a panic under the helicopter. The footage was real. They didn't have CGI back then, the inside of the copter was real,,,the men were yelling, the noise was loud,,,and the scene on the water was real. The announcer was saying something to the effect that the RAF had found Nessie and details would follow at 9. Of course we all freaked out. We watched at 9 and absolutely nothing was said. We were completely perplexed. Many people saw the clip,,,I know of at least two of my superiors who contacted the BBC and the RAF and no one seemed to know anything. We'd all seen it. I met locals who saw it as well. There was no internet then,,,no phones to text with,,,,so word couldn't get around like we can do today. I talked to people about it for weeks and many people saw it. The story faded away and one can only wonder what the hell happened. Over the years I have talked to people who remember it. But for me,,,,the creature,,whatever it is, exists.

Pretty cool and informative video. However, some famous underwater photos were missing, and the end of the video seemed a bit rushed. Otherwise, great work as usual.

Oh my god THANK YOU for bringing up the EDNA project!! Aside from this just being an awesome advancement, this has definitively solved the mystery if you ask me. Like 100% case closed.

2 videos in one day (this & a mega-projects ) you are spoiling us Simon .... in the summer of 2000 i spend 3 months camped by Urquhart castle , Archaeology & geography field trip .. beautiful scenery , didn't see any monster , or anything close

“....Or for the next discussion you have with your know it all brother-in-law.” I felt that. I felt that deeply and spiritually

As much as I love these videos, i love seeing the real Simon on the business blaze

The part never considered in the monster myth is for as long as "sightings" have persisted, there would need to be a bare minimum of 2 monsters to reproduce. In reality you need many more to sustain the species healthily. There would be way more sightings of a species that lives this high up in the water column.

Big Eels makes sense to me more than a Dino. Awesome video. Thanks.

@js66613

3 жыл бұрын

Er... plesiosaurs were not dinosaurs. They were marine reptiles.

You should try to do one on lake Champlain in the United States. We got a knock off monster named Champy. The lake also played a pretty big role in both the revolutionary war and war of 1812

@duanesamuelson2256

3 жыл бұрын

As I recall it's not a knock off...the name is a copy though. Several of the big lakes in the NE have native American legends of huge aquatic critters

@jaimieball6821

3 жыл бұрын

Chappy ain't no knock off

I love these videos and Simon's channels... but I accidentally snorted at the Loch's depth, because I live nearby a lake over 2,000 ft deep. This episode also dusted the cobwebs off an old Scooby-Doo memory

Holy crap my dad is a professor of neurology at otago university and is close friends with neil who I've meet on several occasions! I didnt know anything about this! Small world.

@arnaldoteodorani277

3 жыл бұрын

Can you check with Neil if they found DNA of conger eels in the Loch? That would solve the mystery once and for all.

@Joshua-jd1de

3 жыл бұрын

Arnaldo Teodorani what about oar fish? They look like sea serpents

@danielstr8101

3 жыл бұрын

probably didn't have dinosaur dna to check against. also awesome! id love to chat with him!

@arnaldoteodorani277

3 жыл бұрын

Mike Yara That sounds like a question for Prof Neil ... maybe @leg can tell him next time they meet?

@Joshua-jd1de

3 жыл бұрын

Arnaldo Teodorani but I don’t think our fish live in lakes I’m not sure

Would absolutely love to see the Loch in person one day.

Great video, as usual 👍 Suggestion: St. Basil's Cathedral in Russia and Red Square

It's 11:54pm, i just walked 3 hours straight to get home and am sitting in my underwear drinking tea before bed. A video about The Loch Ness is exactly what i need right now

@hmoobmeeka

3 жыл бұрын

If you average 15 mins/mile, you would cover 12 miles. So how far did you walk?

The issue with the "record eel specimen" picture you posted is that it is not of a Conger Eel, but instead of an Oarfish, as noted by the crested dorsal fin and the protruding lower jaw.

I FRIGGEN LOVE YOU FOR THIS

Loving the dry humour.

14:49 “Dinsdale! DIIIINSDAAAAALE!!!” 🦔

@ericstromberg9608

3 жыл бұрын

And how large is Spiny Norman today?

@Gappasaurus

3 жыл бұрын

Normally about twelve feet from snout to tail, but today... eight hundred yards long.

@mashrien

3 жыл бұрын

Home of the DInnaDome.

Excellent addition! While on Cryptozoology maybe a video on Sasquatch next?

Still don't believe their hypothesis that the Loch Ness Monster is some gigantic eel. It will always be a prehistoric dinosaur that still somehow evades detection.

Just what I needed by daily does of Geographics

Can you guys do lake Champlain? It’s shared with Vermont, New York and Quebec. And was host to a lot of battles from war of 1812, French and Indian war

That Braveheart bit was great.

No mention of Boleskine house and the creepy cemetery. The vibe in that area is spooky as hell.

One thing Simon didn't mention is that for any organism to survive long-term, it can't survive all by itself. There has to be a population of them, and the more complex the organism, the larger the population needs to be. Therefore, if it's a pleisiosaur, there has to be a whole population of them, and anything that big and numerous would be well documented. So, no monster. Still the area is lovely and worth a visit just for that.

@Revan2908

Жыл бұрын

I think he does mention that on his Decoding the Unknown episode about the Loch Ness Monster.

Maybe Geographics, or (another Simon Channel) would be the place for a multi-part video on each mass extinction event. The progression of life until that point and the aftermath. The next video would pick up from what the resulted and how the world evolved until the next cataclysm.

It's easy to spot Nessie at the right time, you just have to be there at the same time as breeding season of the wild Haggis, which is a rare event in itself... :P

You should do one on the Lake Champlain monster next.... near my hometown.

That Braveheart clip..... your Danny is showing a little bit Simon 😘

A Tom Baker Doctor Who series was set here. With Sara Jane, The Brigadier and of course Sgt Benton.

@Tarathathe77wookiee

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! Then they let Zygons be Zygons......Innocent look.

@gordonlumbert9861

3 жыл бұрын

@Boom Diggaty Not to everyone as the comment above you and the likes show... But I understand your struggle to be witty.

@carriehunt9741

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Lumbert He was my favorite Doctor Who!

Bar Simon's classic not sure how to say some place names so just going to say them differently everytime. It was a great video 🤙

@NajwaLaylah

3 жыл бұрын

(T. E.) Lawrence ('of Arabia') was that way about how Arabic words should be spelled in English orthography.

I’ve been here. Fell in too. I’m an Aussie so it was a big deal

Nope. The real Nessie is my brother. He's rarely seen in public (works a lot & doesn't like sitting still). It's often said that when you do see him, take a picture bc no one will believe you. It's the classic "Pics or it didn't happen" type of thing.

Simon, I love these videos. I often wonder the same thing during most of them...What does it cost to currently live in the area. Not sure why, but I am curious. What does a medium size home on the Loch cost?

Could you do a video on the Laurentian Great Lakes?

Love the video. Please can we have more Scottish videos 😁

Lake Chelan in Washington state US, is 50.5 mi (81.3 m) long. At it deepest, it is 388 ft (118 m) below sea level. Current elevation is 1100 ft (340 m) above sea level. The width varies, depending on the mountain ridges along the sides. No stories of monsters as the water is so clear you can see to the bottom of the lake at many places. Additionally, there is housing development all along the south end of the lake and a small town / village at the extreme north end. In between, there are no roads, limiting house building. Hard to imagine any monsters in the lake as at some points, the lake is so narrow. I can verify the water is exceedingly cold, having capsized a small sailboat in it one summer.

@NajwaLaylah

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention the apples.

I wouldn’t mind you covering the Sr. Lawrence seaway in North East USA, or Albany NY

A suggestion for future episodes, a look into some of the most remote or unusual settlements in the world, such as Pitcairn, Tristan Da Cunha, Svalbard, etc.

@joannaedssay5988

3 жыл бұрын

Pitcairn as in the pedo island in the south pacific?

You should do one on NORAD ether on Geo or Mega. Both would be good.

A Simon Whistler video is awesome, a Simon Whistler video full of interesting facts you didn't know is even better but a Simon Whistler video full of interesting facts and scottish pronounciations by the aLEGENDly himself....that's the stuff !!

Today is my birthday, this is by far the best bday gift!