The scandal is Truss is on a Prime Ministers pension for life! 100k a year for 40 days of nothing. Unbelievable.

@LeeKelly-dj4rf

15 күн бұрын

Shows you how corrupt the UK is, we put sanctions on corrupt regimes while allowing it to happen here. And it is corruption because name any career that gives you a £100,000 pension for 40 days of incompetence.

@HALLish-jl5mo

15 күн бұрын

No she isn't. That's not a pension, it's a public allowance for the cost of public duties. So if, for example, she goes to Davos in her capacity as former PM, she could claim travel expenses. She can also pay staff to organize such talks, and their pensions. But she has to expense it. She can't just spend it on herself. Also, it's £115k.

@bonghunezhou5051

15 күн бұрын

- _49_ short days... - Indeed, even if the law permits...

@anthonyclegg1511

15 күн бұрын

@@HALLish-jl5mo yes she is. 🧀🧀.

@visnamacpherson5109

15 күн бұрын

She did lot in in her 49 days. She nearly crushed the economy.

If she lives to 80(something) she will have spent more time at the Remembrance Day Sundays as a former PM, than actual days as PM.

I just watched the original "cheese and pork markets" speech, and Truss looks like she's doing an impression of Nerine doing an impression of Truss.

@asac159

15 күн бұрын

very well put!

The 'seat' and 'stand' bit is very clever, the whole scripting here is class👍

The thought of her looking for a job just cracks me up😂

@nalodailec

15 күн бұрын

❤

@random-username5

15 күн бұрын

Yeah does she not have a lifelong annual pension lol Seriously tho, I'm not sure it's best to take your politics to the fast food chain

@andydudley1775

15 күн бұрын

must of been sliding automatic doors for her to enter a dwp building.

Love seeing you playing a straight character too! Not just a clever comedian but a brilliant actress too!

@nalodailec

15 күн бұрын

Oh, I DO aqgree.

@bernardgarrett3897

15 күн бұрын

I concur. very good as a straight actress

@ryanconway2207

15 күн бұрын

She's sooooo good ! Huge fan ! Erm...

@hattielankford4775

15 күн бұрын

😮 She could do street interviews as a character, follow up with the straight character (add a scarf?), hopefully talk to some of the same people, then edit it together so the straight character appears to be one of the crowd. I bet there would be some good public reactions in there...

@ryanconway2207

15 күн бұрын

@@hattielankford4775 ooooohhh... Nice idea !

The idea of inept former Tory MPs having to survive in the real world brings me so much joy....

@andymerrett

14 күн бұрын

Heaven help anyone who takes her on in a consultancy role (isn't that where old prime ministers go?)

@jschreiber6461

14 күн бұрын

If only they became MPs after years of proven real world success

Nerine Skinner knocks it out of the park again!! 😂 so glad I have notifications turned on!

Nerine actually looks beautiful as the interviewer...

@barbthegreat586

15 күн бұрын

Nerine is very beautiful.

That blank face grin will haunt me in my nightmares. Thanks Nerine 😂😂

@Demun1649

15 күн бұрын

And it will be peaking in your dreams, from behind you, or the curtains, or the bushes! It will be somewhere.

I guess Pork Markets in Beijing didn't work out due to massive Chinese deflation in Pork prices

" you killed the Queen " ouch 😂

@jasongarfitt1147

15 күн бұрын

I completely forgot about the "killed the queen" memes

There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pie: meat pie. Which is an anagram for team. The point is, if we all work together we can go to Beijing and sell some pork pies at the market.

The Pie Minister killed the queen! 😂

Her pension for working 40 days. 10 x an ordinary pension earned by working for about 50 years. Context is everything. 😂

@eyeyayayay

10 күн бұрын

But a fraction of what I'd be paying on my mortrtgage if she'd stayed in until the next election. If the pension helped convince her to leave quickly, it's a small price to pay.

Passion for food 1:22 She didn't apply for 5 jobs-so sanctioned off all food for a month (this applies to over 60s too)

She will never need a job. We are keeping her in luxury. Id rather give my money to the inmates in Broadmoor.

@JohnTreacy-ix3wr

15 күн бұрын

Broadmoor does not have 'inmates.' It's inhabitants are, in fact, patients given that it is a hospital. A hospital for the criminally insane, but a hospital non the less.

@anthonyclegg1511

15 күн бұрын

@@JohnTreacy-ix3wr you got the gist.

@Zuluknob

15 күн бұрын

Don't worry.. in 10 years time that 100k will be worth 50p

@danielcraig4974

15 күн бұрын

She should be in prison

@anthonyclegg1511

15 күн бұрын

@@danielcraig4974 that will never happen, they are protected by the Freemasons. Unfortunately. 🧀🧀.

To their credit, Sunak and Truss did leave without inciting an insurrection, stealing classified documents, and then getting convicted of 34 felony counts.

@LimeyRedneck

15 күн бұрын

True 😅 But also give it time... 😬

@19Edurne

15 күн бұрын

Regarding the felony counts, I think nobody digged deep enough yet.

@Weller85

15 күн бұрын

That’s a pretty low bar.

@eclectica1

14 күн бұрын

And he was able to get away with it, thanks to the meddling kids at the US Supreme Court.

@cathjj840

13 күн бұрын

Insurrection might not have been too far off.

More than 70 years of reign and Liv Truss managed to end it in less than 2 months. Such an efficiency in getting rid of Monarchy. Even here in France we’re not as good at it as her.

Lizz Truss, the Sarah Palin of England.

“What does OBR stand for?” :D

@OghamTheBold

15 күн бұрын

OBR (Oligarchy Brexit Rentier) ?

@JZsBFF

15 күн бұрын

I dunno but as long as it confuses that conservatives I'm fine with it.

@thomasgeddes4817

15 күн бұрын

I'm boring. I know what it means, but I'm not going to tell you. Just like the politicians who also won't tell you, just to make you feel ignorant, and them so superior because they do know. (Actually. By her record Liz Truss may not have known.) OK OK. I give in. Office of Budget Responsibility. MAake sense now?

@MookMineola

15 күн бұрын

Office for Budget Responsibility.

@OghamTheBold

15 күн бұрын

@@MookMineola I checked and 2008 nobody claimed _'Responsibility'_ a few years later Lord Blackwell's Lloyds Bank managers were given a tiny _'Office'_ each for a total of 50 years and not even allowed a _'Budgie'_ so Office for _Budgie_ Responsibility would make more sense

Nice. And I liked the interview style :)

Mad to think that Liz Truss was PM when the Queen died yet history will still forget her 🤣

@jack-a-lopium

15 күн бұрын

Brutal :D

@andrewdavy9921

14 күн бұрын

History forget her? And here you are talking about her, not to bright are you hmmmm

I am pretty sure she can get an excellent career as a lesson

It should have been a “Lettuce museum ” on the board 2:06 😅

Should have your own TV programme 😊😊!

@fra1916

15 күн бұрын

Coming from Ireland 🇮🇪 here,I've been saying the same thing for ages, if they give nerine her own show I might even consider getting a tv licence 😂😂😂😮

Public toilet cleaning jobs are available, in case Liz is interested.

@davidpowell6098

15 күн бұрын

The only growth she will see are the growths on the cubicle walls if she does that job, bit like when she was PM.

@R-11034

15 күн бұрын

You couldn’t even trust her to do that properly!

@paulnolan1352

15 күн бұрын

Or, I could get her a job on the bins.

@peterjones6640

15 күн бұрын

That is beyond her skill set

"Why are you here? You're already getting more from the taxpayer than any unemployed person ever will." "Oym a conservative, rorting the system is OUR thing, I'm not gonna let those wokie immigrant millennians steal all my thunder!" "Liv, unemployment is a serious problem, and nobody would voluntarily live hand-to-mouth like that if they had any othe-" "THAT. IS. A. DISGRACE."

@Morhek

15 күн бұрын

Hore seriously, given her attempts to cosy up to the American MAGA crowd, how soon are we betting before she starts openly saying the Deep State cheated her out of her seat?

@ianjames3078

15 күн бұрын

What’s she getting from the taxpayer?

Oh Nerine. Absolutely brilliant script, backdrops and acting. I put my cup of coffee down before watching it, and good job too. Great to see you playing a straight role as well. There must be a pie shop she could apply to. Thank you, and take care.

Nerine is the best prime mini-sister we never had.

"It says here you killed the queen." 😆

Every step you take your career up trying to prop her up, Liz just takes a step down trying to stop you sending her up. How unthoughtful.

There is an I in team, but it's hidden in the A-hole...

Merci Nadine, great as ever. Please keep this character going.

Now inspired to look for an opening for Liv. Possibly a sink hole or a fissure in the space time continuum.

@daniellamcgee4251

15 күн бұрын

Excellent. There has to be some obscure niche somewhere.

@andrewfuller9156

15 күн бұрын

How about a volcano mouth? She could take along other Tory bigwigs to keep her company.

I’ve just retired from my job as village idiot at Upton Cheney, perhaps Liz could apply she has the skills and experience.

I like this kind of humour. Been following your videos for a while now. Well funny!

Just brilliant as always Nerine mate! ❤😂

Brilliant it was so real it could have been a parody

Brilliant. Keep up the good work.

Thank you for the continued amusement and I hope your show is a smashing success!

I love this. Thanks so much. Nerine.💋

Somehow, I don't see her sanctioned out of 115K per year + expenses of public taxpayers money for "misconduct during her time in her last position as PM forcing her to resign".

Liv without a job. That is a disgrace! 😂

"besides, it was my big day, not hers. selfish!" Brilliant as always... :)

Next in the series, she could get a job as the test card, sitting still and pointing silently at the blackboard

@philipr1567

15 күн бұрын

Genius!

@marksieczko7766

14 күн бұрын

Pointing at pictures of cheese and pork.

Brilliant 😊😊😊!

There is an 'I' in teAm - It's up the A hole.

@philipr1567

15 күн бұрын

Liz, there's no I in team, but there is a U in f*ckwit!

The pie minister could always work in the pork markets , ha ha ha ha Shes so funny and so life like. like the real liz truss

"MMM?" and shrug of shoulders, best answer ever!

I am put in mind of Belloc's lines about Lord Lundy (who burst into tears at the slightest provocation) : "They let him sink from post to post - from fifteen hundred at the most, to eight, and barely six, and then - to be curator of Big Ben!"

Holy crap the impression is bang on

Ex-Horse Schism (aka Led By Donkeys) Ex Pie Minister Liz has no reason Not to showcase her talents, it’s treason To deny her a gig She is going to be big In a new role, the pantomime season Features Liz, proving her critics wrong With performances, cheesy and strong By reprising a part She should have a head start With high hopes, for a run, that is long At the West End, and no one will scoff The audience silent, just a cough In a packed theatre She will act, glee at her Sensational appearance, a trough Is moved in from the wings, as a horse Make an entrance, Liz shows no remorse She has range, she can bend She can play either end Sometimes both, and the pundits endorse Placing bets on the lines she’ll trot out She still doesn’t know what it’s about Her front legs are too tight As she rears up, in fright And the public are starting to doubt She can reign in her cameo role As the thoroughbred (desperate) foal Who could never keep track Was she in front? Or back In the paddock, because Rishi stole The limelight, when it caught his long face Equine, sad looking, lost, the disgrace But beat Liz (by a head) That she wore, when she led Like a donkey, herself, to last place

The crazy eyes and grin are just too accurate! 😅

I love you so much ! Get me tickets for your next stand-up ! Erm...huhuhua. yes, i know what time it is

😂😂😂 love the parody, thanks Nerine

OMG Watching this in Korea You literally MADE my day😂

Yay liv lives!

That vacuous look really does it for me! So spot on!

Hopefully you are working on the Liv Struss memoirs. It will certainly selll more copies than "10 Years to Save the West"

"We need your photograph so... Smile...oh...maybe not. Just say cheese". I wonder what new jobs there are in East, South West Norfolk? Good work Nerine. Looking forward to your Edinburgh show.

The vacant expression and the constant look of being ripped on Mogadon is what really carries it over the line.

Nerine makes me laugh, Truss makes me scream four letter words. 👋👋👋🌟

Great stuff!

Best of luck, Liv! 😊

Excellent. OBR, Order of the Best Rake

I don't like seats! Awesome.

Lol... This channel deserves way more views!

Oh wow! Wimpy! I remember those!

In true Liv fashion, Nerine will get lost on the way to the Granite City.

Im affraid Lizz wouldnt be able to sweep trainstation toilets but it is my humble opinion and i let judgement on kind reader.

Excellent 😂😂😂

Take heart, Miss Struss - I'm scared of "seats" too 😉 😉 🤣🤣 !!!

The look when you saw her CV 😂😂

I bet Liv would get really confused if she was ever asked to "stand"🧍for a "seat"🪑in Parliament again! Up, down, up, down, up... I can see a whole routine developing here! 😂

Nearly as funny as wondering how SeaGullis will be getting on with his UC application 🤣🤣🤣

@ryanconway2207

15 күн бұрын

Needs ID first

I think you're truly awesome.

Any passion food? PORK, PORK, PORK😂😂😂😂😂

Liv Struss lives on, going from strength to full strength BRUTTUSH Cheddar!

7x10 = GROWTH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brilliant....I don't know if it's true but Clarkson has apparently offered her job at Diddley Squat....as a scarecrow.... might just be a nasty rumour

Technically, she is permanently on the dole for the rest of her life along with Boris, May, Cameron, Sunak, Brown, BLIAR and Major. That's about £1million dole for X PMs

And they said Jim Callaghan was over-promoted.

I still can't believe she was once Pie Minster. 😨

“Get out you wokie.” 👍😂😂😂

Love this so hilarious 😂

I'll get some shots of the inside of my local jobcentre so that you can use them as backgrounds. I'll have to do it undercover. They ban filming, photography, jobsearching, eating, drinking, using the phones, using the computers, sitting ...

Superb. Need more of if Liv in the real world

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it!! Brilliant!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

She should be used to job searching. Get her on a zero hours contract.

Good work! The reality is I'm sure she has already been offered some non-exec board roles on £200K a year for 3 days a month!

The gift that keeps giving.

Class 👍🏻

The scandal of the State paying here £100k pension for life? What about the £150k to run her office, or the £1 million plus per year to provide her with a Special Branch security detail for life?

Thanks.

more please.

Oh i've been in that cheese museum in Amsterdam!!!

This is quite accurate to be fair might forget this is a parody 🤣 Good work funny video as always 👍

This made me laught you clearly have talent

Unfortunately Liz Truss would find a way to tank the cheese museum.