I am fully CHURCH

@fatmatweedell7747

6 жыл бұрын

Anarchist Black AAAAAAAAUHG *holiness*

For your information: this is EXACTLY how church works in Russia

@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722

7 жыл бұрын

In soviet Russia.

@mirgorhamgichki4695

7 жыл бұрын

stefan beaubut In america you come to chruch In soviet russia chruch comes to you

@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem

2 жыл бұрын

@@crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 in onion russia

1:09 The Kangaroo Wife. RIP Kitty0706

@adrellisartarnovalrus2093

8 жыл бұрын

+Drag0n2000 he will be missed and remembered.

@nope5911

8 жыл бұрын

+Drag0n2000 I think that this video is after Team Fabulous 2 according to the timeline

@AtrociousAmbition

8 жыл бұрын

That's not how necromancy works!

@PixelstarWASD

7 жыл бұрын

Your wife is not real! She died a long time ago! *presents wedding ring box with onions inside* Never leave

@Apollo_Vanron

6 жыл бұрын

YAY I am not the only one who noticed!

'i'm fully church!'

The orthodox heavy always kills me

The funeral scene is brilliant. It also lets us see the interesting rituals in the TF2 gmod folklore. Apparently, in case of a multiple decease inside a portable toilet, the funeral goes as follows: first, a short verse about sandvich is recitated. Sandwich is seen amost as a divinity, as the healthy, carefully crafted meal with the ability to heal in a pinch it is. At least by heavies, of course. Then, an extra large sandwich is placed along with the corpses. This is believed to simbolize some short of provision for the long travel the deceased will make to the respawn realm. Othe theories say that they believe that, after death, somebody is waiting to guide them to the realm of the death in exchange for a small payment, much like Charon; this payment would be said sandwich. This leads to think the individual guiding the souls would be a heavy who enjoys sandwiches. After that, they add to the cript a living person to act as a servant of the deceased in the realm of the dead, one for each deceased person. The sacrifice usually uses individuals with some short of disability that incapacitate them to become the class they where planned to be. This happens because of a mindset they hold that makes them believe handicaped characters are second tier individuals. In this case, the sacrifice consists of 4 small sized heavies, all of them painted in white as a simbol of purity. They also share previously mentioned mindset and they accept their destiny, happily joining the ritual even if it means dying in a cript. After that, the sealing takes place and the ritual is over.

"Sandvich, Sandvich, Sandvich, Sandvich, Sandvich, Sandvich!" is how I always make my prayers.

i will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

@impostrous

8 жыл бұрын

danks mate

@impostrous

7 жыл бұрын

***** of course he's not kill, he was alredy kill in team fabulous 2, but furfags never die

@alexkubrat3868

2 жыл бұрын

I will send Church to your mobile toilet

2:47 reminds me of an old Soviet Joke: Stalin, Krushchyov, Brezhnev, and Gorbachyov are riding on a train when the train suddenly halts. All four of them try to do something about it. Stalin orders the conductor to be shot. The train doesn’t start moving. Khrushchyov hires a new conductor, promising him better wages to get the train moving again. The train still doesn’t budge. Brezhnev proposes that everyone sits in the cabin, and rock in their seats to pretend they’re moving, and a for a while everyone does this, but they grow bored. Finally, Gorbachyov leaves the cabin and discovers that the railroad has run out of tracks. He starts pulling off tracks from behind the train and placing them in front. But when he goes inside the cabin to ask the others for help, they find that the torn off tracks are gone. Yeltsin came and took them all away.

1:39 Dat Ethiomod reference. Love it.

@SuperToasterRus

9 жыл бұрын

c:

@supra107

9 жыл бұрын

That's kitty0706, that fucking furfag...

@Thornskade

9 жыл бұрын

TheSupra107 Rip kitty :'(

@ArrowSkye

9 жыл бұрын

TheSupra107 *Too soon.*

@CobaltIngot

9 жыл бұрын

***** :c kitty is kill

And that's why you don't eat teleported bread.

This is (or was) one of my favorite GMOD videos of all time. I'm really bummed that the music had to be changed out and I would love it if I could get a copy of the original version so I can watch it whenever I want because it was that good.

@Kai_Jason_Lee

6 жыл бұрын

WALTERRIFIC it was (is) mine too

3:41 in the name of sandvich, sandvich jr and the holy sandvich... pootis

@miciospaventato4624

5 жыл бұрын

Serious D. Viking in the name of the sandvich, dispenser and the sasha's bullet, Pootis

@miciospaventato4624

5 жыл бұрын

Dispenser christ our lord

The wallet picture is a reference to "Fabulous Fortress 2" isn't it

@johncutter4432

8 жыл бұрын

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife Thanks m8 *Ded not big surprise*

@RepostCollection

8 жыл бұрын

Uh oh we got a dumbass over here

@alexkubrat3868

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, this is Team Fabulous 2 reference. This happens at 5:00.

This is why I hate new youtube, The new copyright system is bullshit, and even if you say the music isn't yours you will still be copyrighted, I wish there is a site like the old youtube

@SuperToasterRus

9 жыл бұрын

c:

@HyperGolem

9 жыл бұрын

Stop being so selfish and think about the people who made the music for once. It's their piece of work and they can say who gets to use it and in what fashion.

@BlackBlockStar

9 жыл бұрын

Noxonius Buddy, this is the internet, remember? And we demand FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

@Aetherwave

9 жыл бұрын

Noxonius Creators of non-tangible things have far too many rights (especially if we remember some or most of them don't go to creators directly, but rather to companies involved) over their creations. If you made a table, then once it is sold, you have no control over its future. If you made a song, you can profit from it for many decades. This is an astounding example of unfairness. (We could hardly live without songs, but the same goes for tables; while a single song is no more important than a single table, even if it's "iconic", because really the world would hardly change for lack of just one song.) This is why I think that creators shouldn't automatically be given the right to prevent others from using their work unless such usage hurts the creators in a clear way, which this doesn't - people come here for videos more than music, and it's not like any actual profit is lost.

@PatrickGallagher

9 жыл бұрын

I got slammed with a copyright violation because of a Mariokart 8 upload...

3:30 ” I am fully Church!” Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghh!! The Bible appears

This has got to be one of my favorite videos on the internet. I love the whole segment with the mobile church, and the service for Sniper. You have a real talent for visual comedy!

LittleProblemsWithKZread

@SaaScofagus

8 жыл бұрын

BIG problems..

@noobtuberthepotato

7 жыл бұрын

Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer...

i was 14 when i watched this, 8 years later i still come back to it every now and then, truly a masterpiece of a video

@SuperToasterRus

Жыл бұрын

Glad to hear it)

This is why you always have to pay for things. Don't end up like Sniper.

This should get 1 million view at best. The animation for a Gmod is a masterpiece and the ending always cracks me up

You should make more videos of heavy and medic on their mobile church adventures.

Your Videos are still the best with or without music, KZread have gone dark. GL STR

0:05 that moment when you eat a bread infected with the Kharaa bacterium

@HellFireZ

6 жыл бұрын

MACMAN2003 subnautica ?

@MACMAN2003

6 жыл бұрын

yes

Been trying to look for your videos for years, couldn't remember the video names until I found out my old account is subscribed to you, lol. I can die happy now... unlike Sniper.

This. This is a masterpiece.

I searched for so long to find this.

@noxiansummoner1730

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I thought it was Eltorro64rus. Barely found the video.

Блин, чувак, словами не передать, насколько твои анимации восхитительны

Well good opportunity to rewatch all your vids c:

C: *comment reuploded*

@SuperToasterRus

9 жыл бұрын

C:

@nathancardon233

9 жыл бұрын

***** good luck

@HoovyTube

9 жыл бұрын

***** You are everywhere! :D

Such good animations

the best biblia ever

i love this video... and that sniper c:

@SuperToasterRus

9 жыл бұрын

c:

" Mobile Church " best idea ever

"Sandvichsandvichsandvichsandvichsandvich, Sandvich."

Hahahaha Medic and Heavy killed me with this outfit hahahaha!

11/10 TOP SFM WINNER!!!!

Heavy: sandvich sandvich sandvich sandvich sandvich sandvich sandvich... XDD

R.I.P Sniper Here lies Sniper, he's ran fast, and died as a virgin

This is amazing

Member when SuperToasterRUS didn’t take so many drugs and made semi-coherent videos like this? I member.

The Heavies get me every time! XD

''come here sweetheart'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:34 when i pray to gaben

oh my god that med and heavy in mobile church XDDDDD i cant breathe :DDDDD

I am a bishop in the church of sandvich and I find this video offensive.

we need more mobile churches

best church ever.

Best Bible evah!

Know where I can find the version before the audio got "fixed" by KZread? I'm taking all my favorite gmod videos and putting them on a DVD so I can watch em on my big screen

THAT CAKE IS A SPY

Best funeral i've ever seen

this video is a masterpiss

I want my funeral conducted in this exact manner

Amazin vid c:

The Blu spy must have fallen on hard times if he has to run a toilet for a living. xD

Hmm... Maybe the Sniper should have busted the door of the porta-potty and escaped before the Heavy and the Medic's Mobile Church crashed right into it.

sandvich sandvich sandvich sandvich. best quot of the bible eva

The moral of the story is how much paid toilets suck Also why we need mobile churches that go around burying people in porta-potties

It would have been hilarious if you replaced the soldiers face in the videos face with the KZread icon

more like copywrong

@SuperToasterRus

9 жыл бұрын

c:

@sephytcd8349

9 жыл бұрын

***** c:

@JCTheAllStar

9 жыл бұрын

Morelike CopyNO!!!! *shoots Google for making such a shitty copyright system!*

I find it funny how he used an anthropomorphic fox image for the kangaroo wife. Unfortunately, I saw it as a spray in tf2

Unholy, yet weird.

why sounds quality is bad sometimes?

@henrikheikkila8

9 жыл бұрын

0:34 :3

this video has converted me to orthodox christianity, i hope u r prid

Looks like someone teleported bread

0:12 That's how I felt when I tried soy wheat gluten...

Anyone know where the sound at 1:39 is from? It's been bugging me for ages.

Lol ima subscribe Oki? Good!

Try to record some bg noise (recording "silence" at home) and add it to the whole video, even very quiet will do. Then youtube probably will not find "copyrights".

was that teleported bread?

Meep? Weep? Mip? Whta is that sound?!

that kangaroo tho

пиздец, я искал это видео где-то год или два, думал это был видом Эльторро и он его удалил, а оказывается это ты автор!

There's only one word to describe what's happening.. What o.o

ENGINEER STEALING MAH BREAD

2:29 "are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion."

Oh my god, his kangaroo wife!

@dukemaddox7465

9 жыл бұрын

From read fabulus 2

I'M FULLY CHURCH

You could always go the extra mile and upload them to blip, or something.

Why did the scout screamed (moaned) when he went inside?

Кто креститься левой рукой.!?

0:24 when someone leaves money for me

I remember that time when sniper went into his first mouth and looked out of it

Dident be at least think when he looked at the obvious mutated bread?

awesome

1:09 His kangaroo wife? Fabulous fortress...

0:57 pyro jams his fingers and the screams like he's taking a massive dump.

the railway part is brilliant! lol

Lets say our prayers:SANDWICH SANDWICH SANDWICH SANDWICH SANDWICH

This video contain high levels of pootis blasfemy...

Moral of the story: If you don't pay for using the toilet you will die.

RIP snipah scopes fast day quickly

А потом Медех и Хуви пошли собирать деньги на храм. Конец.

@dexterproductions8683

8 жыл бұрын

C:

@BeatrixKarrogard

6 жыл бұрын

Rox Fabbit всьо

That's why never eat spoiled bread

KZread is either bathroom soldier or bread.

How do you get the spy to say what the hell??

lol those photos of sniper

And that's why I don't poop anymore !

3:29 I lost it