"I didn't want to cuss him but he took me to di foot o' di cross." LOLOLOL I've watched this at least 120 times now.

One of the funniest women to come out of the UK for decades. The brilliance of the comedy writing of Jocelyn Esien was underrated.

@kensyskye8965

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree 💯! I was in hospital with her dear ole mum a few years ago and what a lovely woman she was! I’d never heard of MJoc until the nurses got her up on KZread for me. All I did was lol on the ward with my earphones on!’ 🤣

"Shut your mouth, shut your breath shut your stinking beak"

@lequishageorge9571

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao

please bring this back! she is SOO Funny!!! "Crackly skin like she forget to shed it"

@psions555

10 ай бұрын

It's a funny line no doubt but the delivery is what gets me. 9 years later I'm still watching these bloody sketches on KZread

'A course of medication?'

No, he's not dead yet. Loool. No because for the last 17 years everything has been in raymond. The house is in Raymond, insurance in Raymond the car in Raymond, the only ting that is not in Raymond is a knife looool.

an' wat kinda street u tink I liv on darlin'?

"Rice and peas." 😂😂😂😂

@rebecca-marielouisedebenha8111

4 жыл бұрын

Yes mi love da rice n peas lol 😂

When she said FUCK at the end I laughed so hard.

I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL NAME BECAUSE AFTER YEARS OF NOT WATCHING HER I REMEMBER WATCHING ALL THESE SKITS AS A TEENAGER. How could you forget this funny beauty. She needs a show 2022.

The name Raymon sound too much like BLOOOOOOOODLCAAAAT

One of the best skits from the whole series...impeccable writing and acting from Jocelyn!

Di house is in rayman di insurance is in rayman di car is in rayman di only ting that is not in rayman is a knife

@chrisgeorgiou46

7 жыл бұрын

I had water in my mouth when she said that. Bad idea.

@tatycute9121

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@XxchampaignxX

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha that was my favourite part

We don't really need any rice and peas lmao

@dempa2546

4 жыл бұрын

For sure😂😂😂

I don’t understand why we don’t see more of her on tv? 😂😂🌟😂😂

@chigristey979

3 жыл бұрын

You may recognise Jocelyn Essien from the Doctor Who spin-off The Sarah Jane Adventures playing Clyde Langers mother Carla

He's not dead YET.

Me say lollipop stick!!!!

Watched this over a hundred times and laughed so much I even know the words!!! #bringbackjocyeln

@starlight8108

8 жыл бұрын

sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ah god this will always be my favourite sketch show lol I had both seasons on dvd and watched them allllllllll the time,

I was imitating her in the bathroom once and my mum got worried aha

This should be rated PG 100 .

I literally choked while watching this it's so FUNNY!

Miss Jocelyn love you come back bring more fresh stuff

The house is in Raymond, the car in Raymond, insurance in Raymond the only thing that is not in Raymond is a KNIFE😂😂

‘shut your mouth, shut your breath, shut your sticking beaks’ LOL

“Okaay! Everybody CROSSSS!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jamaican and Irish accent!! Love it!

The only ting is not in Raymond is a knife 😂😂😂😂

@juniormcclure139

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@sucre00085

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

i love her!! i watch this every day!!! lofl

4:19 🤣🤣😭🤣 Aye meh say CROSS the blonde woman dint know where to look and when she cusses out the car yuh likkle fucka Yuh !🤣

To much like blood clut lol she's to much 😂

crackly skin like she forget to shed it!!!! LMAOOOOO

hilarious! 😂😂😂😄

Honestly, it's time for a revival of this show

No I'm past all of that 😂

I've watched this so many times! So funny.

love this

LOL! I love this one its so funny !

Such a crying shame that this hugely talented woman can't get 200 signatures on a petition to bring her back. I'd sign it, but I'm off out. Maybe later eh. Once I stop laughing. So so so so so so so so so funny. It's just dawned on me that I probably had time to sign the petition instead of writing that.

@samanthaspence9451

4 жыл бұрын

She is good

mi said me lolipop stick

She is so mean! Lol!

Somebody deaded lmao

I love Miss Jocelyn but the Jamaican accent was always off lol even as a non Jamaican I can hear the Nigerian pattern seeping thru

@spinstartshere

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch this, I feel like the accent has been dumbed down so that more people can understand what she's actually saying 🤣 It's like eating out at Turtle Bay.

@ScribblebytesWorldwide

2 жыл бұрын

@@spinstartshere Yeah you're right, actors often do that. Brad Pitt did it in that Irish part he did.

MI LALLYPOP S'TICK MI SEY CRARSE

Irish Vs Jamaican 😂 😂

@kemilou6018

7 жыл бұрын

Godwin Ogabo Scottish*

@godwinogabo5122

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the auto correct

Please let Miss. Kingston & the kids react to Blue's Clues

So Good :D Bless Up Sister

Somebody deaded

I like it when u speak that Caribbean or Jamaican accent🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omydayz I'm dead😫😫😫😫

I take cod liver oil everyday. It don’t work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tried to get bbc to release these but they won’t anyone wanna start another petition? The voice had a go a decade a go but it was unsuccessful.

WHY DID THIS SHOW CANCELED ITS VERY FUNNY

Love love love you 🤣

Omg. Too funny Thanks for sharing

Bring her back 😁😁😁

@samanthaspence9451

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Me Say CROSSSS

*so he will look like the godzilatetliakiheis. no I passed all of dat*

Love her 😂

" I am already wearing black , so the only thing missing is someone deaded."

LMFAO

@naomibryant8537

8 жыл бұрын

what about his mouth

4:14 Everybody cross 4:20 I said cross

shes very funny loooooooooool................

They need to bring her back on TV

@samanthaspence9451

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Jokes.. 😂😂😂

A course of MEDICATION?🤣

Please bring her back

Bring Her Back

😂😂😂😂😂😂 shut yuh rass sound better

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Loooool

she making me laught

Mi say lollipop stick!

Me blood

That is my ex wife down to every word!

@Aamzy786

9 ай бұрын

I get why she's your ex 😂😂

Fanbloodytastic

😂😂😂

lol don't kill he

Where do I sign this petition

@RohanS99

6 жыл бұрын

5 years ago wen this petition was made 😂😂😂

who is the interviewer?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💥💥💥💥💥

OOH SNAP LOL SMH OFF

mate if your not jamaican dont try to say them word

@samanthaspence9451

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Not in 2020. Sad

🛑🤣🍭3:41/3:46🍭🤣🛑

"Shut your mouth, shut your beak, shut your stinking beak"