Love how the coach says "we're gooder" and the five year old says " you mean better?"

@louiscypher7090

4 жыл бұрын

And then tops that with, 'c'mon touch your English teacher'.

@louiscypher7090

4 жыл бұрын

@corey hayes oh. I thought it was touch because of the team all putting the one hand in the center moral thing.

@kendtchileninjah5905

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooooo

@FilipEric

4 жыл бұрын

Louis Cypher "talk to your english teacher"

@evergreenthunder

4 жыл бұрын

@corey hayes it wasn't tuck lol

Aiden: The single mother’s name of choice since 2003

@yokitten9856

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm just thinking about a woman who named he son Aiden and he was born in 2003 hahaha

@japslapr

4 жыл бұрын

It's spelled with a Y, asshole. But he was born in 2003, lmao.

@poontsunami1114

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. My dumbass cousin named her kid Aiden

@xRESWarriorx

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck that’s great 😂

@yokitten9856

4 жыл бұрын

Well nope my story says it's spelled Aidan

My football coach had a strange tactic. He said when he played football, his mother died on the same night his team lost the state finals. He said losses give him flashbacks. He would say "Boys, don't make me re-live that awful night. My heart can't take another loss. Don't put me thru that again."

@ManchesterUtdFan

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@ChutneyInc.

Жыл бұрын

My bootcamp instructor (RDC) gave us the remember the titans grand papi speech that evolved he himself having to pick up and raise his 8 siblings smdh

@TheRoamer78

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sandycrash8868

Жыл бұрын

So tell my sport why are you in therapy . Well you see it all started when my coach said

@subg8858

Жыл бұрын

The Redd Foxx approach. Classic

The lady's sigh at the end really ties it all together

@Wally17.

Жыл бұрын

That didn’t sound like a sigh...

@searchingfornessie8410

Жыл бұрын

Wap

@Jay-gf8tm

Жыл бұрын

​@@searchingfornessie8410 definitely

@gen-xboomer9489

Жыл бұрын

@@Wally17. yeah she for sure finished🤣😂🤣😂

@brianm7109

Жыл бұрын

That was a moan of a sexual nature

As coach slowly staggered away, he suddenly realized that he had a drinking problem.

@Jayledez

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@anthonyo.thector32

4 жыл бұрын

So that's why he thought 'gooder' was the right word.

@2S0Nx

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAHHA

@daboss9670

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@tywinkle4913

4 жыл бұрын

Real life Buttermaker

"...Hit dingers, disgrace the pitchers family...."

@jamesgentry13

4 жыл бұрын

We need to be teaching kids this

@mbautista_06

4 жыл бұрын

“...Make the other player cry, and stomp their butts into the ground...”

@jaimedelgado7529

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile kids are thinking to themselves "I just signed up for the free hotdog and dia after the game,"

@SuperPeleke

4 жыл бұрын

Best line ever. Haha

@D725U

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like "The Bad News Bears"

“The other team is good, but we’re gooder.” Love it

@brianwoo8877

9 ай бұрын

What was even gooder was he was corrected 😳 multiple times by these boys. 😂 now that's a goodie! 🤣🤣

@TheCullousus

9 ай бұрын

The coach is always correct even when he's not.

@brianwoo8877

9 ай бұрын

@TheCullousus Spoken like a true coach. 👍 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dinnerboons1504

9 ай бұрын

He doubled down on it too

@viabler6320

8 ай бұрын

😂 gooder!

"The goal is to crush the enemy. To drown them in their own blood and tears. To make any who survive this battle remember the fear they felt today. To make them retell this moment with a tremble in their voice as they echo the glory of what we did today."

@James-kx3gc

8 ай бұрын

That is good.

@AnontheGOAT

8 ай бұрын

I think my friend Conan said it best: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.

@sid2112

8 ай бұрын

@@AnontheGOAT That is good! That is good.

@PaperPlateClorox

8 ай бұрын

Amen

@pontifixmax

7 ай бұрын

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." ~ George S. Patton

Nothing like an 80 proof pep talk to rally the troops.

@josephbrown9685

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is stuck on 80 likes. Please no one else touch it. It's perfect.

@north-shoregcs3894

3 жыл бұрын

More like 151

@bradshepherd3539

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I got to make it 151

@Maradala

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahaha

@Nesqwikz

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephbrown9685 stuck on 420 now lmao

“To destroy your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

@brucewarren4548

5 жыл бұрын

antlers163 ahhahahhahhahhahhaa “CONAN THE BARBARIAN” quote NICE

@nellietolb420

5 жыл бұрын

Haremdemnation of the women. Harems.

@nathangoncalves7583

5 жыл бұрын

Crush your enemies

@fritzvanlonden1388

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, Conan... you've gotta love the big guy!

@gregjohnson4855

5 жыл бұрын

AMEN!!!!! I love Conan the Barbarian. I often use that quotation when meeting a new girlfriend. Seems to work well for me. Lmao...but SERIOUSLY THO!!!

The Origin Story of Jaxson "The Big X" Gooder. He would go on to destroy the careers of 52 professional baseball players and was best known for telling his opponents "Your dad's a loser" after thoroughly defeating them.

@jeffchick9054

9 ай бұрын

I'd go see that movie

@t1aonation673

8 ай бұрын

​@@jeffchick9054i already saw it. Right here. Get gooder.

The best pre-game speech I ever heard when I played inter-city baseball in the early 90’s was when our coach just came up to us on the line in left, told us to gather around him in a circle, and then he started singing the meow-mix song and walked back to the dugout. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow etc. Keep in mind, this was the highest level baseball in our city and he was a serious coach. We died laughing and I still remember it to this day. Take care everyone.

@frankjennings4489

9 ай бұрын

The most inspiring part was the meow meow meow

@rjcupid

9 ай бұрын

@@frankjennings4489 Hahaha awesome.

@fluworldorder426

9 ай бұрын

Did you guys win or nahh

@rjcupid

9 ай бұрын

@@fluworldorder426 We always lost, but the “speech” was awesome.

@quentinkaasa47

9 ай бұрын

Wow, your coach sucks. You were supposed to do it for G-Baby and you blew it.

He just walked off at the end of the video back to the bar down the block.

@jakeh7119

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t even the coach just a faithful bar patron giving back to the community 😂

@rileythewolf8960

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Hardin a true Humanitarian

@Scrotumlips

4 жыл бұрын

Hard ball the movie

@KANGGOOEv94

4 жыл бұрын

That’s my coach!

@jonnehayesjr.9299

3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it they were casting the game there.

My brother was my little league coach in the early 70s. He had just gotten out of the Marines because he had lost a limb. We needed a coach and my mother thought it would be great therapy for him. Great coach but his pre game speeches were off the hook. His speech before the game when we went to city championships was I have $1500 riding on this game if you lose y’all going to be Fucking sorry. I kid you not.

@Antizombie2000

4 жыл бұрын

Did you win though?

@jpmccown6139

4 жыл бұрын

AntiZumbi yes we did but was knocked out of it the next week.

@phacemon

4 жыл бұрын

😀

@keithkuder7879

4 жыл бұрын

That's totally epic.

@djdanzy

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha 😂😂😂

This vid is old and actually very special! For those of you who arent aware, Jaxson with an x grew up and now plays under the alias Lasteroid daddy hack the IV. He hits 450 foot swamp donkeys on a bad day and goes 8 for 8 dingers on a good day, taking home an opponent players wife for each dinger.

My LL coach was on the school board and smoked Pall Malls while he threw BP. Great guy. Nice family. Great coach, and we never won more than 4 games a season. Thank you Mr Madison. Obviously it could of been worse.

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Slurred speech, a little stagger to his walk, probably smells like gin...did my little league coach time travel from the 80’s?

@charlescarter4608

5 жыл бұрын

That's everybody's little league coach from the 80s.

@jimmyglea

5 жыл бұрын

Word

@pnew3107

5 жыл бұрын

My 80’s baseball coach was my Uncle. He smelled like Budweiser and old school pot, not gin. And we always had good seasons. Never a losing year😬😬

@bradstikeleather5284

4 жыл бұрын

jimmyglea that’s when coaches could cuss and throw stuff on the field.

@jimmyglea

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Blowhard’s Strength and Fitness...right after i finished with you mom, I was right there.

And there real coach walks in like wtf is goin on ?!

@Old.CassetteTapes

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao bruh

@ladyusa6647

5 жыл бұрын

That would've been a hillarious sketch for sure.

@abbyboyone

5 жыл бұрын

yup. telling these kids that their dads are loser. smh.

@SP-qo1so

5 жыл бұрын

Their**

@jacksonross4302

5 жыл бұрын

Shane Peterson Shane, don’t fuck with me! Not today my man ! Lol

I feel gooder every time I come across this video.

“Disgrace the pitcher’s family” 😂

@Flips44

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

COACH ; 'Our goal here is to:make sure the ump doesn't see my flask.'

@davidortiz3094

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

I need somebody to motivate me like this everyday when I wake up at the crack of noon.

@ChristopherPoitras

5 жыл бұрын

I am like 3pm on weekends

@KrewGamez

5 жыл бұрын

They just wake you up by screaming "YOUR DAD'S A LOSER" loud as they can

@afukneename1775

5 жыл бұрын

The crack of noon?! Hahaha. good one man. I literally laughed out loud. No joke.

@GoofRebelMusic

5 жыл бұрын

Jason! Eyes on me! Get out there and disgrace your rival's family! Make the bastards cry! Look. Hey! Looklooklook. What is your goal for your thing today? To be a loser like your loser dad? No! Your goal is to win! Gooder!

@thelastsalientrage3142

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but, what time does noon get up?

I learned later on in life that there is beauty in losing, especially if you gave it your all. I can rest on giving it my best and losing, but I can't rest on not trying at all and winning. You'll gain more from losing than you'll ever gain from winning. Learning to embrace loss is like learning to be alone, it's a reality in life that is better confronted rather than resisted. True victory is giving it your all to the very end, whether it be a win, lose, or draw.

@davidroman1654

4 ай бұрын

Worst butt chewing my coach and I ever gave our team was after a close win against a team we should have beat by 15 runs. They didn't play that bad again all season. Oh yea none of the players got their "free" drink after that game either. That team learned to win with grace and to take a loss the same way, but they took the field knowing they were there to WIN the game.

"Theres two types of people in this world. Winners and losers." Is an insane thing to tell a group of 8 yr old boys. Hes creating future psychos.

“Trying your bestest” “Not even close”

@Anonymous-lq2bs

3 жыл бұрын

Coach: There’s no I in team. Michael Jordan: yes, but there’s an I in win.

@bobbobby9123

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-lq2bs there is a I in TEAM and it’s hidden in the A-hole😂😂

He called the kid who corrected him an English teacher lol

@Cheeseking12

3 жыл бұрын

He said “talk to your English teacher”

@stevehorn646

3 жыл бұрын

The coach is the English teacher

As a coach of kids, props to the parents of these kids. They will be well adjusted when they get older. A sense of humor is the cornerstone of a well rounded person.

@stormcorrosion176

9 ай бұрын

Yeah whatever you say

@panjitrnica7886

9 ай бұрын

That was no humour. That was pathetic… and YOU should NOT have anything to do witj kids

@notveryobviousguy4373

9 ай бұрын

What about bad grammar?

@Icewallowcome012

9 ай бұрын

@@stormcorrosion176Someone can't take jokes lol

@JohnViinalass-lc1ow

9 ай бұрын

​@@notveryobviousguy4373...yp...you're right, 4373!...in that post it's the 'parents' who are 'still growing up'...just like the poster, about whose comment you make your valid point, is, likely, an incompleted person with children, whose lives will also, likely, be fully unrealized...and the 'white winkers' continue to dismantle education, at every offing!...cheeses crisis!...

“If ya ain’t first, you’re last” - Reese Bobby

It's nice to see that Johnny Lawrence is still involved in youth sports. I'm glad he was able to transition from karate

@hizzle1885

2 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves more likes.

@patrickhawkinson8399

2 жыл бұрын

Just needs a bottle of Coors.

@Toohottorot

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickhawkinson8399 or Red Stripe

@j.jmcquade5278

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is totally Johnny Lawrence. Cobra Kai material through & through!

@ryanbon2414

2 жыл бұрын

Very clever

Some kid said “gooder” isn’t even a word😂

@thatboyya1an

4 жыл бұрын

I say it😂

@JusCJay

4 жыл бұрын

“Go talk to your English teacher” 🤣

@jarodraber3262

4 жыл бұрын

He’s probably like 9

@dametreuspppp8734

4 жыл бұрын

I love kids🤣🤣🤣

@cmacbrown

4 жыл бұрын

Hes never experienced a gooder yet that's why, give him time.

They’re all taught at home to “just go out and have fun because everyone’s a winner”…. Teach your children to be competitive!

Poor guy got bullied as a kid. Now he is teaching 7 year olds to get revenge.

This was the bestest speeches I’ve ever hearded in my lifest.

@thefirststrike

4 жыл бұрын

Can't say I have ever heard a better-er one.

@waxxy8447

4 жыл бұрын

I think u mean 'goodest'.. learn the grammer

@ykykspecialhenry6960

4 жыл бұрын

@@waxxy8447 woooosh

@GamingIncMasterTroll

4 жыл бұрын

Truest

@simonbaker95

4 жыл бұрын

@@ykykspecialhenry6960 Yeah the Woooosh is definitely on him and not you. Definitely.

"That team's pretty good, but we're gooder"

@workingmyfingerstothebone6954

5 жыл бұрын

Don't have to worry about education around this gentleman! Their education will be gooder!

@evanpatten4101

5 жыл бұрын

Hooked on phonics worked for me!

This guy feels like a throwback.

I keep watching this every yr. I luv this

The goodest speech ever

@CShivery

5 жыл бұрын

Meh. I've heard gooder.

@gforces0257

4 жыл бұрын

No not good it's too have fun and joke with friends

@bratislavdragic3059

4 жыл бұрын

@@gforces0257 lost me brother

@psisis7423

4 жыл бұрын

you mean better

@konxsin

4 жыл бұрын

@@psisis7423 Much bester.

Coach: Lets go GOODER On 3 Kid: You mean better? Classic!!

@twitchchinnal4609

5 жыл бұрын

I saw your comment right as it happens

@spiritbros2869

5 жыл бұрын

Facts 😂😂😂😂

@92397

5 жыл бұрын

BRADLEY RHODES a bunch of them kept saying that 😂 he was acting like he couldn’t hear them then he mentioned something about their English teacher lmao.

@gregorybucher2502

5 жыл бұрын

It was a joke, idiot.

@DoozieDoodle

5 жыл бұрын

@@gregorybucher2502 um no one said it wasn't

When I was a kid, my coaches in football and baseball would just teach us how to play the game and win.......and our coach wouldn't call the dads losers either, because the dads were there.

@CypherDND

8 ай бұрын

Sounds like your coach was a loser

Grown men who've never cried still come up to that coach with tears in their eyes to tell him how much he inspired them ...

Legend has it that Aiden’s eyes are still on him to this day

@albertgoad740

3 жыл бұрын

Rofl

@mysteriousmusicgroup

3 жыл бұрын

Only 90 likes lol

@robsreviews9172

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so dead!!

@lnielrid

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@ChessemillPerezChristopher

2 жыл бұрын

Legend Hell, Facts!

I could run through a brick wall right now after a speech like that. Truly inspiring

@johnnyguit-fiddle2088

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Nobody knows how to parent their kids anymore. Thank god for sports coaches.

@sialehakau1654

4 жыл бұрын

Need to get your kids out from that crazy coach.

@johnnyguit-fiddle2088

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Jazz I suppose all your kids are winners just for being on the team, right? Congrats on your litter of winners.

@johnnyguit-fiddle2088

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Jazz Alternate theory: Kids a dumb and have short attention spans.

@sialehakau1654

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Jazz lol.

I love how he never says it's unacceptable to lose. Losing is part of life, everyone loses, but when you compete, you are competing to win....bravo coach.

I coached my son’s baseball and football team from when he was 8 until he was 14 . The first two years , the goal was just to have fun . The next few years , to learn and get better . The last year our goal was to win , but win fairly and with sportsmanship . NEVER had one parent complain in all my years of coaching . Great kids and great parents .

The end of the video he was grabbing his pockets for keys so he could go hit the bottle he has in the back of the truck one last time before the game starts

@Blickyrobyason

4 жыл бұрын

😭ayoooo

@MikeJones-oe3do

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, looked like he was searching for his keys.

@coginthewheel779

4 жыл бұрын

@@MikeJones-oe3do who?

@Lazlo.

3 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@chrismoore2424

3 жыл бұрын

amen

Our goals are to: Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy

@lucdang7735

5 жыл бұрын

And don't strike out

@DearArianaMusic

5 жыл бұрын

YES SENSEI

@jamesholcombe435

5 жыл бұрын

Cobra kai

@andrewmuller7420

5 жыл бұрын

Fear does not exist on this field, does it?

@umarpatel3517

5 жыл бұрын

@@andrewmuller7420 No Sensei!

Scott, these are the funniest videos! Your videos haven't been in my feed for a while and glad to see this one. It's funny to me because this is how parents used to talk to their kids... Reminds me of my childhood and I'm so thankful for it because I would have NEVER been motivated to reach my goals in life without it....

This is great! This coach is awesome

-Coach- English teacher: "Gooder" Kids: "you mean better"

@kayladavis4574

5 жыл бұрын

Darth Celsius 😂😂😂😂😂

@toxixbob8375

5 жыл бұрын

You mean better

@schiggy182

5 жыл бұрын

Darth Celsius I love how he looks like he’s looking for an English teacher when he says gooder too

@e420man3

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly wasn't a winner in English class

@jimjamkillsnerds

5 жыл бұрын

English teacher: Jackson and Blaine Loopy parents: *Jaxon *Blayne

This makes me think of malcom in the middle, when hal was a kids soccer coach.

@BOUNCER13x11

4 жыл бұрын

The Wildcats

@watermelonhead6525

4 жыл бұрын

Malcolm in the middle was the shit. Too bad i was the only person in canada who watched it lol

@ab0ve45-fb7bm

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao hal and reese were my favorite lois too

@watermelonhead6525

4 жыл бұрын

@@Diddley_Squat dewie was the biggest legend ive ever seen

@watermelonhead6525

4 жыл бұрын

@@Diddley_Squat good theory lol. Honestly man i feel fuckin old. Shits depressing. I watched that show so long ago and now ive graduated high school... :( where has time gone

Where was this coach when I needed him

My pop Warner football coach said we lost because we played like shit. He was removed from the team. We lost every game after that. He was a good coach that kept it real

@countryboyred

8 ай бұрын

My high school coach was like that. We knew we couldn’t lose because it would piss him off and he would make us run the next day. Great coach and mentor.

"Negative Ghost rider"

@carteryoumans3769

4 жыл бұрын

kegan thomas classic top gun

“Negative ghost rider”

@vickie2658

3 жыл бұрын

Robby Schweiss , I just cracked up at that point!!!😆😆😆😆😆

@richw7150

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was "ghost writer"

Jaxson, Blayne, Rylan and Aiden... These 4 are future college Chads for sure!

@michaeljordan1982

9 ай бұрын

I hate all their parents already and I don’t even need to meet them 😂😂

Good to see every kid knew how wrong he was

@cyrolacorte6469

11 ай бұрын

Shut up you simp

I love how the kid was repeatedly correcting his coach even though he was trying to ignore him lol

@Joekuh

2 жыл бұрын

GOODER ON 3!!!🤣🤣

@atticuskoch2965

Жыл бұрын

Disgfeefrrsd

Coach Called My Dad ‘A Loser’, Once. Once.

@keeglen9540

5 жыл бұрын

than you quit the team right

@integrity101

5 жыл бұрын

What movie is that???

@theprawnsandwichbrigade7416

5 жыл бұрын

@@integrity101 Johnny Dangerously.

@integrity101

5 жыл бұрын

@@theprawnsandwichbrigade7416 Oh yea. Thanks a lot you *fargin ICEHOLE*

@jamielancaster01

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no he called that sissy Dad a Loser several times including in front of his wife.

This is the kind of coaching the kids need.

I never played little league, but I had a wild high school gym coach. We played dodgeball every Friday and one day homie decided to introduce the smaller rubber balls (instead of the light foam ones). The first day I broke the quiet girl's glasses with a throw meant to humiliate my buddy. He got in a lot of trouble for that one 😂

Coach: Jaxon, with an x what’s one of our goals when we step on this field? Jaxon: To destroy the enemy mercilessly and to hear the lamentations of their women! Coach: ... actually yes..

@175hydro

3 жыл бұрын

lol...was going to post the quote from Conan until I scrolled down and found this. I soooo wanted to hear one of them say "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"!!!! Well done

@madming25

3 жыл бұрын

@@175hydro BRO I have watched conan the barbarian most nights for 5 years +. DVD with a tv sleep timer. Sometimes i had other stuff in like indiana jones, harry potter, terminator or T2. Ive had conan in for about a month as of right now, so ive literally at least had it on 1000 + times in the last few years haha. Favorite movie of all time obviously. I was born 1998. I watched a lot more destroyer when i was younger because my mom thought barbarian was too graphic. My dad let me watch barbarian though haha.

@madming25

3 жыл бұрын

@@175hydro Falcons at your breast, and the wind in your hair. WRONG

@175hydro

3 жыл бұрын

@@madming25 I saw Conan the Destroyer when it came out in the theaters. I was 16 at the time lol...fun watch

@jigglypuff7164

3 жыл бұрын

When I was in Afghanistan we heard the lamentations of the Talibans women at night after most major firefights.

Good to see one of the Cobra Kai alums doing well for himself and giving back to his community.

@ThebirdmanTrainer

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Brunty 😆😆

i remember when my company started laying off people and were still celebrating. Definitely need this coach to deliver a pep talk.

Great to see a coach who can have fun with the kids.

@Liofa73

5 ай бұрын

What telling them to shut up and they are wrong?

This guy was definitely popping oxy before this speech

@bigrob7821

5 жыл бұрын

bjxrn that’s not true. Apparently you don’t know any hardcore druggies. Every town has them. My father happens to be one. He pops oxy all the time and talks plain as day. He maybe talking crap but he’s talking.

@jacksonedwards9978

5 жыл бұрын

Yup. I got the same thing off him. He's definitely fucked up.

@jacksonedwards9978

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigrob7821 that isn't true for everyone. I was on oxi contin for years of my life. It took a very long time for anyone close to even realize I was using bc I could hide it so well. Once your used to the affects it's no problem.

@danquilty6580

5 жыл бұрын

@bjxrn that's only if you're drunk as fuck, then an oxy will fuck you up like that. Oxy heads are everywhere. They're usually gregarious and obnoxious

@liggonsreacts21

5 жыл бұрын

This is on our local field

“Disgrace the pitchers family” lmaooooooo

@Jrk_1986

4 жыл бұрын

People need to learn how to lose as children, cause life doesnt hand out participation trophies. Only weak humans do.

@1stCorinthians2_14

4 жыл бұрын

Picolas Cage - How did she get involved with this?

@shiftyeyesnv8352

3 жыл бұрын

Picolas Cage sportsmanship never won a championship

@shiftyeyesnv8352

3 жыл бұрын

Picolas Cage Snowflake alert!

@vickie2658

3 жыл бұрын

Picolas Cage , NO!!!! That’s what is wrong these days!! If you don’t EARN a trophy, how do you learn that you need to practice, learn how to work as a team, do your best until you become the best and just basics in life??? You think it teaches that if they don’t study, they should get an A because they took the test but failed??? YES, it does. And life isn’t like that. It’s hard, teach kids early, make them learn responsibility, and learn resilience!!!!!! Or they’ll wind up useless, whining adults living in your basement.

Winners are the people who experienced losing and worked the hardest on themselves so they didn't have to any more

A famous coach once said "winning isn't everything it's the only thing"

@jasonrist6582

4 жыл бұрын

The best coach ever, Vince Lombardi

@jonnehayesjr.9299

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonrist6582 Oh, sounded kinda Al Davis-ish.

@MountainMan304

3 жыл бұрын

Because if winning wasn't everything they wouldn't keep score

@kgreene104

3 жыл бұрын

And the great Leo Durocher, the best damn manager to ever grace the diamond, said "Nice guys finish last." I bet The Lip was smiling down from Heaven at that speech. He'd have given a better one though with several f bombs and a swift boot to the ass to the kid who said "try to win". No "try" to it. You win. Tear off their heads and shit down their necks. Stomp them into the mud and if they so much as lift their head, you stomp some more.

@bastardo1418

3 жыл бұрын

The coach who said that was a professional, who’s job was to win .. not a volunteer coaching youngsters.

I'm mentally ready to be a little league coach. I'm at a point in my life where I don't have a care in the world and man it feels good.

@CriticalSurvival0

3 жыл бұрын

Have fun being a drunk

@vickie2658

3 жыл бұрын

CriticalSurvival , WHAT???? That pep talk was the bomb and the kids loved it!!! Ohhhh.... you never played sports, did you???? Well, I really hate that for you. 😂😂😂😂

@chrslms

3 жыл бұрын

I coached little league!!! Did my best not to curse but it was a blast. Chewed tobacco and drank whisky out of a Gatorade bottle

@jesseray6340

3 жыл бұрын

@@CriticalSurvival0 Hey that is how my football ball coach was and we won state 3 years in a row. He always told us have fun out there but try to kill them at the same time😀

@jimyarburo

3 жыл бұрын

After decades of coaching I am writing a book,”Coaching Life Lessons through Baseball to Little Leaguers”. Send msg if you’re interested.

This guy's incredible.

You want him on that wall, you need him on that wall.

" you mean better?" "I'm not your English teacher here" 😅🤣😂👍

@mrthedudeman

2 жыл бұрын

He said "Talk to your English teacher here" which not sure if he is implying he is an English teacher lol.

@TheCrederer

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrthedudeman I believe he said "touch your english teacher here", to the kid that didn't put his hand in while the kid correcting his english was the one with the hand on top.

@stefanstankovic570

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCrederer that’s even funnier 😂😂

LMFAO 😂😂The kid who corrected this adult about improper grammar Coach - "Gooder on 3" Kid - "You mean better". 2:00.

@edyfofashow

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@glime28

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 100% intentional by the coach

@NeilFoxSelfProclaimedGenius

5 жыл бұрын

He was just joking around.

@dandew1072

4 жыл бұрын

That kid didnt get any plat time that night.

@onenation3784

4 жыл бұрын

Then tells kid to talk to his grammar teacher lol

This is amazing

Coach of the year. Winning is everything!

@stormcorrosion176

9 ай бұрын

Sure TJ.

Our goal is to LOCATE, CLOSE WITH AND DESTROY THE ENEMY BY FIRE AND MANEUVER, OR REPEL THE ENEMY ASSAULT BY FIRE AND CLOSE COMBAT!

@drod5415

4 жыл бұрын

Kill!

@jjp002

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tyc4587

4 жыл бұрын

Rah

@evilstratton

4 жыл бұрын

Semper. Send the hate.

@Shjandy

4 жыл бұрын

SALT THEIR LANDS! I'M TALKING SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

“Do you mean better?” -Aiden.

@Stabsnipers

4 жыл бұрын

Aidens dad is a loser.

@thatguy-qb6up

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stabsnipers I don't think Aiden has a dad

@robatokicks6132

4 жыл бұрын

thatguy I am Aidens dad 🙃

@JoeSmith-iv3sf

3 жыл бұрын

Ok im dying here. All 8f the comments were funny but these made me loose it!

The two types of people in this world are givers and takers. You’re either taking shit or giving it

At the end, the man is trying to hustle back to his parked car to get a couple more gooder swigs of liqour before the game starts. A true man of culture.

@ImGodTheMaryBanger

Жыл бұрын

the gooder the swig the gooder it goes down

@democratssuck1

Жыл бұрын

i put 50$ on it god i miss little league

@irrelevantideology9640

Жыл бұрын

YES!!!! lol

@gavinvalentino6002

Жыл бұрын

Little bump of tweak, too.

@joesondag6801

Жыл бұрын

@@gavinvalentino6002 hahahahahahhahhaahhaha

"we are gooder” - drunk adult "Better" - kid

This is a classic one deserves way more credit

That was phenomenal!!!!

“You mean better…” got a chuckle from that. The honesty of kids.

@danschumacher5427

Жыл бұрын

Hi

@vipermad358

9 ай бұрын

Kid was smarter than that idiot coach.

@ausername7470

9 ай бұрын

​@@danschumacher5427Bro please don't tell me you just tried to get some in a KZread comment section. If so that's beyond pathetic 😂😂🤣

@stormcorrosion176

9 ай бұрын

Uh. I think you mean the intelligence of kids. Aka, these little dudes are smarter than this ridiculous excuse for a coach.

@Lionspride-tn4jd

8 ай бұрын

​@stormcorrosion176 Wow!you are hurt. Idk who hurt you but i hope you get past it.

LOL. that sigh of disbelief from the woman recording.

@mr.reality9741

4 жыл бұрын

BobLoblaw23 haaa!!!Exactly. She probably was cringing through the whole thing, but she never gave up on the moment.

@NotMyProblemAnyways

4 жыл бұрын

She came

This is of school coaching and the kids love this dude he knows they have no clue but each team has that one kid the ringer and he gets it

Coach of the Year!

That women moaned at the end she knew how good that speech was.

@misocriallo4379

4 жыл бұрын

Her favorite band is CREAM

@MatthewPlatz

4 жыл бұрын

I fear that was his wife.

@jjhassy

3 жыл бұрын

MrZapparin loser

@ExaltedMarauder

3 жыл бұрын

@@misocriallo4379 are you mental? Her favorite band is Korn or some teeny bopper shit. 😆 she probably wouldn't know what the fuck cream even is lol!

@misocriallo4379

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExaltedMarauder I mean, I actually like Korn AND Cream, believe it or not. Also, Korn hasn't been "teeny-bopper shit" since, y'know, I was a teenager. Which was two decades ago. Teenagers nowadays don't know who tf Tupac & Biggie are, they sure as crap don't know Korn. And also...its just a joke anyways.

I like Tim Allen's line better: *_IF YOU AREN'T HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS, YOU'RE LOSING!_*

Always tell my kids have fun. Be safe.

If this guy had been my coach, I coulda went pro.

@J155P

2 жыл бұрын

No doubt

@MrTributes

2 жыл бұрын

so you're a loser... and you're the only person who thinks this guy isnt toxic trash.. so only losers buy his toxic trash.... makes sense to me XD

@kevio8179

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrTributes he was joking you fucking plank!

@russellschell4812

2 жыл бұрын

Love it!! 😆 🤣 😂

@MuffinSlayerrHD

2 жыл бұрын

@@J155P no doubt in my mind

That’s strait up rob dyrdek

@edyfofashow

5 жыл бұрын

Fr

@THelvenstine

5 жыл бұрын

Yo this is the funniest comment on this thread I've seen. Keep it up Silly Boy!

@davidzapien6758

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I was thinking the same thing

What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

I tried this with my employees by explaining that because I'm their boss, I'm the winner and they're the losers. Seems like I'm mostly inspiring them to quit.

The mom sigh at the end, perfect

@ryanwelch4284

8 ай бұрын

She was just wet from witnessing a winner

@JurassicParker13

8 ай бұрын

​@@ryanwelch4284gross bro

@Nobody-dc8dp

8 ай бұрын

Yeah sounded like a moan.

@nonyabizz3533

8 ай бұрын

Milf moan. WAP

I cannot believe people don’t realize this is satire. The kids are obviously in on it. The parents are filming it. He’s taking their minds off the big game, calming their nerves, and giving them a laugh. I’ve got to think the people outraged about this are the same ones who want Mark Twain books removed from schools. Then again, satire is most appreciated by those with higher intelligence. Triggered is no way to go through life.

@JK-vc7ie

5 жыл бұрын

You are only speculating. And I don't think you're right about it. Those kids are not nervous at all and that doesn't look like a big game atmosphere in a highly competitive youth program. Good ole regular rec level baseball. Nothing more. Also, the coach slides hard into second base in co-ed rec league softball....but probably never made his HS varsity team. That's my speculation.

@JK-vc7ie

5 жыл бұрын

Losers always talk like you do. Lots of talk about winning, but you're actually a loser. Psych 101 I guess. Trying to project your own personal failure onto others. Classic.

@nathanielhiggerson7679

5 жыл бұрын

It’s not speculation it’s common sense. The kids are in on it.

@JK-vc7ie

5 жыл бұрын

Totally, yo. I think I roasted him pretty good.

@justojust

5 жыл бұрын

You must be so smart

the sigh at the end is absolutely perfect

Love it. This is what every generation of kid needs to hear.

@redcast104

Жыл бұрын

idk where to start with this comment so i'm just going to urge you to assume everything you think about all topics related to this (good times create weak men, you succeed by wanting it more, life is a competition), is wrong. it will go a long way towards giving u a worldview that reflects reality

@mikepalmer2219

Жыл бұрын

Yes life advice from a drunken little coach, what every kid needs lol.

@s0la.scr1ptura

Жыл бұрын

Some of you replying to this post probably needed to hear this speech when you were a kid. Your entitled generation is an embarrassment to this great nation.

@countryboyred

8 ай бұрын

@@redcast104Every word this man spoke was nothing but facts. You have a weak mentality.

@jacksondavies1451

6 ай бұрын

@@redcast104 I have seen great success from people with this mentality in my family. I'll take their advice

No participation trophies here 🤣

@tomblackstone482

5 жыл бұрын

We'll never know - the motivational speaker jumped into his mom's station wagon and sped off.

@juniorberns

5 жыл бұрын

baseball players don't get participation trophies. They get a metal with the position of the replacement depending on their wins and losses. Baseball keep stats of everything unlike football and basketball. You will be reminded constantly that you're not perfect. LOL.

@taskerwinslow8697

5 жыл бұрын

Gonzalo Bernal you’re dumb af 😂

@CrazeeFy

5 жыл бұрын

@@taskerwinslow8697 why?

I played baseball in the 70's and the coaches were awesome. They had us loving the game and trying our best. We played for the team. We encouraged each other. Good sportsmanship was demanded. And after the games we had pizza/ice cream/hamburgers etc.

@jerryjeromehawkins1712

2 жыл бұрын

And we rode to the pizza parlor in the back of a pickup truck... screaming our heads off "WE WON, WE WON!!!" Those were the days my friend. 👍🏾🇺🇸🍻

@Redmow51

2 жыл бұрын

@@Seaton1518 Participation trophies? No. Won a couple of championship games...I have those trophies. Not sure what you are on about.

@bustersales6921

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a nightmare. At what point did you get diddIed ??

@mordecaidrake

2 жыл бұрын

@@bustersales6921 as soon as he became the coach

@techs1smh13

2 жыл бұрын

Took me all year playing baseball and football to win 2 trophy's. If I was lucky. Turned into an an all CIF catcher in 1979.

We need more coaches like this...

@Liofa73

5 ай бұрын

We honestly don't.