Gray: **censors "drug" in "drug dealer"** Also Gray: **instantly says "drugs"**

@shawn9388

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@saracole7623

4 жыл бұрын

Noticed that, too. Lol

@justanormalrock7580

4 жыл бұрын

rugs

@nosequenombreponer84

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackson Waldon hahahha fr

@sinisterfroxy

3 жыл бұрын

Yup he said drug like 79 times

"I think we've killed enough people for one day..." Who are you, and what have you done with Gray?

@Estaticcz

4 жыл бұрын

I LOCKED HIM IN A ATTIC AND MADE HIM SNORT STARBUCKS FOR A HOLE DAY AS HE SLOWLY LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!

@pokerface6718

3 жыл бұрын

@@Estaticcz LOL

@sinisterfroxy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Estaticcz sadly he cant die so he had to suffer

@fatimarodoye214

2 жыл бұрын

( helll is the time of day day vacation

@supremeerickchaos4305

2 жыл бұрын

MORE MURDER DAMNIT

Yes, gotta love the Florida Simulator 2020!

@jaideningold8387

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@floridamangames8768

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, I would totally buy that

@mikeivoyloff1656

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, classic

@v.m.vania.v.m666

4 жыл бұрын

This simulation is just like real life and I would know.

@lillygonzalez4323

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Florida and I can confirm

“Craigslist for meth”...so just normal Craigslist.

@samuelhenryguzman-santamar5258

4 жыл бұрын

Omeggle for, "private parts" now for meth YAYY

@thunderlordabove420

4 жыл бұрын

Cracklists

@IVBigGuys

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@sinisterfroxy

3 жыл бұрын

r/crackhead Craigslist

@LastFirstyearsago

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderlordabove420 yes

Guy: *Goes out for a nice walk* Gray: Want some cocaine?

@liamgarcia9408

4 жыл бұрын

We

@GoldenTNT

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft is best Fortnite is bad *COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*

@wendtealitt1258

4 жыл бұрын

Your username i-

@pariejuls

4 жыл бұрын

WendTea litt look at his videos 😭

@IAmMoonAstraea

4 жыл бұрын

@@pariejuls I just looked at them- O_O

"I'm not going to lie that is a very disturbing cat." Says the man who made Spleens.

@randomnessemeraldfire9746

4 жыл бұрын

Spleens is beautiful what you mean

@anex3611

4 жыл бұрын

Spleens is adorable

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomnessemeraldfire9746 the voice was is a florida

@thefluff209

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@theshamanite

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefluff209 It's a Sims cat Gray designed.

I've been binge watching Graystillplays for like a week now. Why are these so addictive... especially TheSims4

@rainbowcattail3367

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@GirlWhy31

3 жыл бұрын

He puts his drugs in them

@Mints713

3 жыл бұрын

Halp meh

@khaledcostasampaio2842

3 жыл бұрын

Sex sells, death?! Even more!

@blood-redeemeddragon

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently so is the pink drink.

Game has coffee: Gray makes drugs. Game has drugs: Gray makes coffee! (And drugs)

@agustinusreynaldi7101

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaand 420 likes *10/10*

02:01 "It's like Craigslist, for meth" I would call it Crackslist

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Did... did you just...

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

nanotechnology ibm allow open lab collecting material metal to built component nanomachine

@cynicalsoup8134

4 жыл бұрын

Nichsa 89 excuse me but wth

@throwawayaccountm1325

4 жыл бұрын

Give this man a Medal !

@someguyontheinternet8769

4 жыл бұрын

From what I've heard that is just craigslist

"That is a very disturbing cat" - the guy who made Spleens

@spaghetti.0s

4 жыл бұрын

And Tonsils

@shrekoof722

4 жыл бұрын

Spleens and tonsils are adorable not disturbing

@MmeHyraelle

4 жыл бұрын

And the song is more disturbing at that.

@JackJawFish

4 жыл бұрын

Are you insane they are things of beauty off to the gulag with you

The fact that this game is actually pretty well made is astonishing

"Once I pop ten of these viagras, I'll be carrying a weapon." This is my second time today watching this video and it I still can't get over that one line.

Officer: are you carrying any drugs or weapons??? Gray: I WILL BE

COVID-19: “I have killed nearly 200,000 people around the world.” Gray: “Those are rookie numbers.”

@deathblade9393

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Gray: *we don't do that here*

@cyoz2723

4 жыл бұрын

Always remember to save often

@aaronlaluzerne6639

4 жыл бұрын

Over 200,000. Still rookie numbers when compared to the Bobomic Plague though.

@Canni666

4 жыл бұрын

More like those are baby gray numbers

*gets an ad about how vaping can kill you* gray right after: "alright so we're checking out the only game where you fix everyone's problems by getting them hopelessly addicted to viagra... "

GrayStillPlays, the only thing scarier than coronavirus

@aiden.1545

4 жыл бұрын

@Jaspal Sarkaria sure is! i'm a big fan of Kiko

Game: exists Gray: I am about to ruin this whole man’s career.

@savage4749

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean *E X P A N D* his career

@mamazto2202

4 жыл бұрын

Gray’s graphics card: *why am I still here, just to suffer.*

@Nutlicker683

4 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for hydration mayonnaise

@Devirioka

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes no more

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@savage4749 this shold cursed laptop instead using of double keyboard

“More viagra, damnit.” A phrase funeral home directors never want to hear. “Jesus Christ, Phil. We can’t shut the coffin lid!”

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Coroner woman: looks at it longingly :(

@leoseguin5761

4 жыл бұрын

"His schlong is too damn big!"

@me2971

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so goddamn hard at this

@mudpie6927

4 жыл бұрын

Dead people all have boners due to blood pooling in the extremities

@yellostarr

4 жыл бұрын

he said more viagra as i was reading this

Gray is making powdered tide pods selling peoples for a taste tests. *Frozen Hot Sauce starts playing*

Gray: *demonetisation* dealer simulator Also Gray, .5 seconds later: drugs-

Nobody: GrayStillPlays: demonetization via Starbucks and Viagra

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

The KZread higher ups must be shaking in their boots knowing they can't demonetize him

@billwumsen4108

4 жыл бұрын

Love it thank you for doing this! ♡

@Nightweaver1

4 жыл бұрын

Gray is some of the best free advertising this startup game is going to get.

@billwumsen4108

4 жыл бұрын

@CosmicPsycho the content and the continuity at least, but making me laugh, entertaining, cheering me up on a bad day aswell as always trying out new games should be taken in consideration aswell, i guess. But that being said, do we rly ever have to think about a reason to say thank you to anyone? Sometimes just beeing there with you can be enough right? ;) I hope i could answere your question.

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@billwumsen4108 oh no is that drug from intergalactic mining

"Press F in the chat to pay your respects to Mrs. McDerp." I died at that part.

@riverhiggins695

4 жыл бұрын

Fff

@AUBREY-ml4ex

4 жыл бұрын

@@riverhiggins695 Thankyou. That was well appreciated.

@MattHew-rq8zw

4 жыл бұрын

F

@Turtlesarecute-i6t

4 жыл бұрын

F

@riktorheverez1068

4 жыл бұрын

F

Me: *_Just realizes Gray calls poison Starbucks_* Also me: Huh... Nice.

@NyanCatzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@NyanCatzzz

3 жыл бұрын

I only like their cake pops

“Agatha McDerp has overdosed on Starbucks Pink Drink” Bruhhhh this is... why....

@belisarius6949

4 жыл бұрын

I see she was a relative of yours

@genericchannelname4110

4 жыл бұрын

Belisarius lol yeah idk why my name is this Agatha was an awful loss

The second I saw this pop up on Steam, I was like "I bet Gray is filming it right now."

You know the city's a hellhole if the police are wearing riot gear and ski masks on regular patrol

@Thedarkestblackisstillblue

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like Detroit

@yellostarr

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thedarkestblackisstillblue yep XD

@2213DJ

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mr.awesome7552

4 жыл бұрын

Well of course it’s a hellhole, Gray made it that way, it’s probably one of the last city’s on Earth after Gray killed everyone with traffic or something like that.

@yellostarr

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.awesome7552 true

Me the whole time: doesn’t this encourage drug dealers to learn more drug recipes *FBI wants to know your location*

@luthermorrisjr1657

4 жыл бұрын

🙂🙃🙂😖😭😣🙂 💩

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@luthermorrisjr1657 huh?

the system he uses to contact his customers look alot like discord

@mapminecart2613

4 жыл бұрын

it is

@mapminecart2613

4 жыл бұрын

but you shouldn't know that

@demigodofad6630

4 жыл бұрын

Sean is that the roblox raiders logo for sword fighting

@ranga_ironfang589

3 жыл бұрын

@@demigodofad6630 not that I know of i just liked it

@shauljonah6955

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was a version of it. Yup

"Once I pop 10 of these viagras I'll be carrying a weapon " ~Gray, 2020

@thunderlordabove420

4 жыл бұрын

5 dollar 5 dollar footlong any any color!

@luthermorrisjr1657

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he did means🤔

@yourlocalmoron4832

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I just got it

@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110

3 жыл бұрын

Gœdæmnįt

@samanthafisher3308

3 жыл бұрын

A “loaded” weapon 😏

Nobody: Gray: Ah yes, COCAINE

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Spleens: you know it brother

@imlost3708

4 жыл бұрын

Florida Man: *hAH*

@meowsoncrazy0960

4 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment I liked because I wanted This to have 69 likes but this Has 71 now

@conhunter7024

4 жыл бұрын

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

@ironfeline4386

4 жыл бұрын

Wats funny is that I can hear his voice in this comment

13:27 “It’s raining crystal meth” words I never thought I would he- who am I kidding. It’s Grey

"More viagra damn it." - Gray 2020

You should make Agatha McDerp one of your Sims asap

@fatraccoonman

3 жыл бұрын

Also, add Effe Plus. Effe Plus is Dee Minus's cousin.

I'm polish and surnames in this game made me laugh. Pasztet - pâté Bieda - poverty Buch - puff

@master-of-dreams7455

4 жыл бұрын

Utility So if the surnames in this game are polish, then what does McDerp translate to?

I love how honest Gray is to the police when they search him

Gray: says Demonitization Dealer Simulator instead of Drug Dealer Simulator to avoid getting demonitized. Also Gray: *says the word Drugs 10 seconds later*

Gray: this looks like demonetization *still puts this in video * cause that's what heroes do

The fact that gray knows how to play this game and also knows how to mix all the (products) concerns me

@DiscoChixify

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

"I wanna make everything with viagra... and maybe turpentine" I died 😂😂

"Once I pop 10 of this viagra's ill be carrying a weapon"-GrayStillPlay's 2020

Greg: *kills Pasztet* Polish people: *angry polish noises*

@Julie-cg6qr

4 жыл бұрын

dokładnie tak

@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110

3 жыл бұрын

ßruh

@hubertrozalski7070

3 жыл бұрын

To w końcu polska gra. Chyba.

@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I don’t speak spinning toilet

gotta love it when the messaging interface is straight copy of discord lmao

I love all of Grey's videos, but for some reason this one had me laughing harder then mosts. Fantastic entertainment.

Cops: *what you got there my guy* Me: *oh its just starbucks* Cops: *Oh okay i guess thats fine have a good day* *little does he know...*

@isaiahf-d846

4 жыл бұрын

... that someone'll be found dead in an alleyway tonight

@platygetzkillz627

4 жыл бұрын

*... That the starbucks is more potent than 50 shots of cyanide, and contains viagra*

When you sold so much Viagra your Starbucks starts duplicates faster than the sperms produced...

@2213DJ

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@sevience1300

4 жыл бұрын

Im a new channel, would you support me?

Base! Can’t get me police! 😂 If only eh.

Great video Gray, you had a good chuckle out of me several times.

Game: "deal drugs" Gray: "time to kill everyone!"

I got a notification saying "ending life's with Starbucks addiction" and I was like "Gray no, not Starbucks..."

I discovered this guy's channel tonight and I can't stop

I love the happy music throughout the video

I'm not going to lie that is a very disturbing cat. *Gray that cat has seen some... things*

here's an idea: force sims to paint until they drop dead, then collect the profits to build a mansion for the main family while the servants suffer

God my name is Madeline and that’s the first person to get drugs... 😂

@luthermorrisjr1657

4 жыл бұрын

Police want to know your location

@ProtoFriglacial

3 жыл бұрын

Did it feel good? That's what I want to know.

@abrahamwashington8579

3 жыл бұрын

#getsoberordrivepulledover

You know Grey's videos are good when you get addicted to eating Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn while watching his videos. I've gotten addicted to that stuff because it's so fricking good.

@indiafox5786

11 ай бұрын

That stuff is SO good 🖤😂

Next time someone offers to get me Starbucks now I’ll know what they really mean....

Gray has to be the only guy in the entire Universe who can say the phrase "Genocide by Starbucks addiction", and my reaction would be "Oh God, not again." The first time, he went in with a vision of Starbucks and it turned into music videos. This time he goes in with a vision of Viagra and comes out with Starbucks.

"Matthew, you have beautiful eyelashes."

5:29 Gray: “This is as bad as my freaking desk back in high school...” Desk: *covered in drugs*

: You'll become the killer doc of the neighborhood. Grey: that's the idea.

Still torturing my Sims. I spend about 10 hours a day at it.

@GrayStillPlays

4 жыл бұрын

They deserve your full attention.

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

@@GrayStillPlays nobody become posthuman the matrix AI was solution

@gracytoy-schultz1952

3 жыл бұрын

I killed two of my sims

I really don't know why but I always come back to this video. It's hilarious 😂. I do wonder how Gray knows so much about this stuff😅🖤

“base! can’t get me police!” one of my favorite quotes from this video

@isaiahf-d846

4 жыл бұрын

takes me back to the elementary school days

Badly summerizing this video: Starbucks, drugs, death, more viagra damn it.

@onishojo9430

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes..you know I had to do em

I like how Gray still says 'demonitization simulator' but says drugs literally right after

i love the paintings on the walls XD

I know I'm a bit late but in case you ever see this, Gray, this made me laugh when I was feeling sick and couldn't do much else, so thank you. ^^

*IMPORTANT* NEVER MIX GRAY, DRUGS, TRAFFIC AND THE SIMS. *NEVER* Does anyone has sth to add? No? Great. Now leave me alone and scroll down.

@crackdchosen1

4 жыл бұрын

How about Florida?

@isaiahf-d846

4 жыл бұрын

what about full liquor bars wait no... WhAt AbOuT fUlL lIqUoR bArS

@pucamisc

4 жыл бұрын

Well it wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t in charge of the hospitals as well 🤷‍♀️

@kieranlee0325

4 жыл бұрын

okay, but. what about all that INTO the sims 4... there is a drug mod :)

@flappysquirrel5132

4 жыл бұрын

...or black holes and the basic laws of physics. (Tho I was and still am happily entertained by him destroying the solar system repeatedly... for some reason.)

The moment I saw this game on Steam, I knew Gray was coming for its ass

I’ve been waiting for you to play this game 😂

This episode was hilarious

You can tell it's going to be a good game for Gray when you see 'Police Hours' at the top of the screen.

Nobody: Gray: Just taking my viagra home.

@Brookpitlik

4 жыл бұрын

Pls stop

@Cigarettelover69420

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brookpitlik stop what?

@weng8635

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brookpitlik STOP WHAT??!

@Brookpitlik

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cigarettelover69420 saying unfunny jokes

@Brookpitlik

3 жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Lol 😂😂

The Starbucks pink drink is my regular Starbucks order. I used to have prescriptions and stuff too so this felt amusing to watch. If the pink drink was a drug I’d definitely be dead by now.

5:10 your laugh makes this even better

F for McDerp Wow this was a really good video Gray. 😂😂 I was constantly laughing the whole time. I also loved the bread crumb crack trail that was outside your window. Lets people know where to get the Pink Drink. Now they can come to you. 😂

Alright we're checking out the only KZreadr that keeps me sane during this crap with his eternal damnation and full liquor bars, it's GrayStillPlays. More Gray damn it!

8:01 OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY

I love how this is the happiest I've ever seen gray and its because Hes Playing a Game were you get to make drugs

7:41 I didn't know meth can bounce 😂😂😂

i've never been this early and i just wanna say that i love your content so much and it's been one of the few things keeping my spirits up during quarantine so thank you so much for doing what you do :)

@GrayStillPlays

4 жыл бұрын

Glad it's bringing some happiness!

I'm dying of laughter at the moment! Right after the thing telling you about Mathew's overdosis on Starbucks Pink Drink, an add for freaking meat came. The video showed meat being cut neatly...i tbh don't know why it was so hilarious 😂

1:06 Gorefield is that you!??!!?

I bet this is Gray's favorite game since he's always talking about Cocaine.

@SurprisinglyDeep

4 жыл бұрын

The cocaine will send a cat as high as a kite...or as a spaceship

@nichsa8984

4 жыл бұрын

the matrix real world is a insane people like a in florida playing himself in bigger face

@incognitadocolegio9737

4 жыл бұрын

He's from Florida, what would you expect?

@SurprisinglyDeep

4 жыл бұрын

@@incognitadocolegio9737 He is a Floridian however he originally came from New Jersey

me: **reading the title** *5 seconds later* oh shi-

I like how after Mathew died, the one warning Gray about becoming the Killer Doc references South Park with a “Oh my god, you killed Kenny!”

I'm going through withdrawals from this series, Gray, gonna need you to hook us up some more of these gameplays ;)

Nobody: Gray: once I pop 10 of these I’ll have a weapon That will be a weapon of mass destruction

@mongmanmarkyt2897

4 жыл бұрын

Nonono you got it wrong it's a massive weapon of destruction

@abyssal_cruasder1186

4 жыл бұрын

@@mongmanmarkyt2897 NGL that was a good one

@yeetyeet4380

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Bleifus it is the reason aliens haven’t came to earth yet

Literally any game: **exists** Gray: Oh boy, here I go killing again!

as a starbucks employee, I approve of this video.

*ROOKIE NUMBERS* IS MY FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE

"Bad as my desk in high school. . ." Your desk in high school had possession with intent to O.D. the whole town?

5:30 are you trying to say you have some experience in this field?😂

2:15 wait..... Keiji.... that name is familiar..... OH WAIT KEIJI SHINOBI FROM YOUR TURN TO DIE oh no

You should make a McDerp family in the Sims-

GaryStillPlays: "Demonitization Dealer Simulator" Me: You were demonitized long ago.

"It's probably because I murdered six people in the last two days" I feel like Gray is Karl personified in a KZreadr

@skelatonking953

4 жыл бұрын

But karllllllllllll....

@CL4K.

4 жыл бұрын

Kaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllll

@dustinstoddard2675

4 жыл бұрын

Yas

The only thing I learned was the I need to hold back on the acetone to keep my customers alive

I like how some grey still plays episodes have Outros

"See, KZread, I'm teaching these people that drughs are bad!" Me: It would be hilarious if this vid got the "educational" tag because of this. XD