"And she's all out of starbucks due to social distancing." - GrayStillStaysReleventToModernTopics

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

How's she gonna buy Starbucks without toilet paper?

@mikewarper6789

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus checks under its bed every night to see if Gray is there

@sirBrouwer

4 жыл бұрын

@@KiroChisa by asking for the store manager.

@certifiedhoodclassic9825

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@northwestweathernet2294

4 жыл бұрын

i hate social distancing

“I’m not done ruining childhoods until I turn a damn profit!” That was the most 80s thing ever said.

@iLikePistachios

4 жыл бұрын

And the most spectacular thing that changed marketing lives

@cholorossm.ibutnandi8652

4 жыл бұрын

Chargeman Ken?

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

I'm done

@giornogiovanna2008

4 жыл бұрын

He wants pictures of Spiderman

seems like gray isn’t too picky about the age of the person who’s life he is ruining.

@andread9807

4 жыл бұрын

Josh P. That’s what you call equality and inclusivity

@lrose1310

4 жыл бұрын

We stan an inclusive man

@lacrymae

4 жыл бұрын

_age is just a number_

@Ktx_LazyCracker

4 жыл бұрын

lacrymae lol yes

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Of course he isn't hes the devil from Florida graystillplays

Drink your school, stay in sleep, don't do milk, and get eight hours of drugs.

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, did you make that up yourself *never heard it before ngl*

@dmitryklevchuk6436

4 жыл бұрын

Is this what Florida is like?

@Luminesqueter

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@spoinlar

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@obituaryollie9104

4 жыл бұрын

Words to live by

Games don't break on Gray, they rage quit.

@princejbeast2871

4 жыл бұрын

Ri Jayden Patrick 😂

@AllytheGumby

Ай бұрын

THIS SHOULD HAVE MORE LIKESIES

So Gocaine’s personality is basically Grays

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

There was never a statement more true than this about gray.

@joshtrollol_9943

4 жыл бұрын

9:19 CC failure

I'm honestly surprised Gocaine wasn't named Florida man

@hanswasgaming3547

4 жыл бұрын

That just makes me imagine Florida Man from his Sims with Goku hair wearing a bath robe in a fight xD Every Super move, the wind forces the towel to fly up being a secret weapon to scar the eyes of the opponent...

@johnhayden6820

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanswasgaming3547 I'm not opposed to this.

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Gocaine is one of the best names grays come up with that would be amazing I'd watch it

@regularbloke2117

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanswasgaming3547 goddammit im laughing my ass off at midnight because of this comment

@mithmoonwalker

4 жыл бұрын

florida man: oh so your female me gocaine: yes florida man: now lets destroy creation with natie lite

My childhood was ruined when my grandfather gifted me a hentai movie thinking it's a cartoon movie.

@nerdsgalore5223

4 жыл бұрын

I see you got enlightened early. Congratulations!

@iowafarmhandonajohndeere5902

4 жыл бұрын

Damn great grandpappy

@TF2CrunchyFrog

4 жыл бұрын

My childhood innocence was ruined when my parents let me watch the 1954 animated adaptation of George Orwell's dystopian allegory on Stalinist Russia, 'Animal Farm', because it was a cartoon and had talking animals. Which is technically correct, but also not. Still, hentai sounds way worse. But hentain wasnt around back in the early 1980s.

@AceFuzzLord

4 жыл бұрын

Was it some vanilla stuff like Boku no Pico or something worse?

@Merilirem

4 жыл бұрын

Bible black?

13:20 I love how he clapped while Grey said he would buy him a plant.

I am legitimately more interested in gray's comic than the newest Marvel and DC characters

@isobelmiller7464

4 жыл бұрын

I want to read his comics too.

@Retardidity

4 жыл бұрын

What, not a fan of Snowflake and Safespace? Heh

@Zarcondeegrissom

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Retardidity lol, yeah, so stereotype one dimensional they are more insulting than a direct insult from someone on twitter. My coffee cup has more personality than Marvel's latest two creations (childish woke-fest and miss bigot), lol. yeah, the safespace snowflake crew wasn't the only launch. DC and Marvel are just so PC they can't acknowledge that no one wants that garbage.

@chamberashes3128

4 жыл бұрын

They are an abomination! Humanity suffers and now this!!

@Merilirem

4 жыл бұрын

@@chamberashes3128 I made a joke prompt on AIDungeon called "Diversity Rangers" and was immediately met with Snowflake and Safespace when i went to youtube. Made me need to copy and paste them into AIDungeon and see what happens. Spoiler alert, its not great.

Past Story: "I'm surprised there isnt a normal" The normal past story: "Parents got killed, socially distance, becomes a superhero out of an accident or you just have a lot of money"

His intros have become so concerning that it's just not concerning anymore. This is the new normal.

@kitwarrior4life124

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Repugnantone

4 жыл бұрын

The precise reason I subbed.

@isaiahf-d846

4 жыл бұрын

he not only crossed the line he removed it from existence

"Corn dog inside of a brown suit." Isn't that what corn dogs are in anyways? I mean the cornbread surrounding it is brown and it covers the hot dog so it could be considered a suit....

@candiedskull9841

4 жыл бұрын

Double breaded corndog then?

@CherubiJubell

4 жыл бұрын

...isn't it more like a bodysuit?

@datpixiegirl1920

4 жыл бұрын

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!

@tenzinc1514

4 жыл бұрын

Double corn dog

@tenzinc1514

4 жыл бұрын

f o r e s k i n

Grey: "Earl Thicktaco" Me: *eating tacos while I watch this*

@dragonhitman1071

4 жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only one. Lol

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

The irony is amazing

@carmundo4476

4 жыл бұрын

OMGGGG SAMEE

@mewxtherealitygod4706

4 жыл бұрын

how do you like your THICK taco there tyrus?

@tyrusnorthwind734

4 жыл бұрын

@@mewxtherealitygod4706 love them, nice and thicc

Writing: Zero Attitude: Zero. Honestly sounds like a modern comic book writer alright

@xellanchaos5386

2 жыл бұрын

I certainly hope not.

You know it's a good game when Gray manages to break it within 10 minutes.

This new Marvel "New Warriors" ruined childhoods better than Gray

@dxrkness4802

4 жыл бұрын

STOP! BEING! EVERYWHERE!

@friedfreedjustine3588

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought I'd see the day where your comment has not blown up yet

@dxrkness4802

4 жыл бұрын

dda ;-;

@skywarriorg2221

4 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere lol

This just started my childhood

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf does that mean

@hexveil

4 жыл бұрын

KDaKool gaming anime reviews it means that this just started Morgan’s childhood.

@sirBrouwer

4 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure your childhood started with your parents sharing there DNA with each other.

@hexveil

4 жыл бұрын

sirBrouwer *their. My childhood started in furry town.

@halfy8375

4 жыл бұрын

@@hexveil bet you're fun at parties

I laughed so hard at Single Power Mom’s villain being her ex-husband Sgt Unemployable. Earlier today my ex-wife was telling me about the latest stupid thing her ex did and it was just too perfect.

Gray: what game should I play? Every single game: not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me not me

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Same with the npcs as well Bob: hey I'm about to be... *sees its gray* oh Sweet baby jeezus NOOOOO

@centurion756

4 жыл бұрын

Every Sim in his world kzread.info/dash/bejne/mXV2rJejZMyfe84.html

@nicmackowey510

4 жыл бұрын

And the game he does pick to play says "oh crap" the others say to it.. Been nice knowing ya .and laugh

@steamtrain1777

4 жыл бұрын

Gray: HOW ABOUT YOU.

@mewxtherealitygod4706

4 жыл бұрын

@@steamtrain1777 game: OK I'LL BREAK IF YOU LET ME GO!! HOW ABOUT THAT?... WILL THAT PLEASE THE GRAY?

"What happens if you have a Heroic Villain?" You get the plot of Worm, obviously.

14:18 Gray titles it "STD Wars" and I thought he was going for a different cover story, mixing Star Trek Discovery with Star Wars.

7:01 If you rewind exactly five seconds(just the left arrow key) right after Gray says "40 thousand," it sounds like "I just made 40 thousand cocaine" I'm obsessed with this now.

My friend: “What’s you’re favorite name” *Me:”Busterella the Mighty, ok now the game has me wondering just how much I can type here. If Busterella could say something, she would say, please jesus , don’t let Gray do this. Someone stop him, someone. Anyone.”*

@uhhuhhuhhhhh9134

3 жыл бұрын

#Busterella the Mighty, ok now the game has me wondering just how much I can type here. If Busterella could say something, she would say,stop him, someone. Anyone. would say, please Jesus, don’t let gray do this. Someone stop him, someone. Anyone.

I love how Gray destroys everything possible in the most evil way possible

1:50 You literally just described Florida Man

Gray: *inappropriate topless crime fighting* Brazzers and fantasy sites: am i a joke to you?

@TheRealAlpha2

4 жыл бұрын

The Hub literally has a section for that.

@hanselsihotang

4 жыл бұрын

That sound like a hentai Title.

@j.b.5422

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the funniest kind of jokes to gray

@j.b.5422

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the funniest kind of jokes to gray

0:41 Missed opportunity on a perfect pun: “Earl Gray”

Grey should lock the Sims in the wild until there is one sim left. | \/

@centurion756

4 жыл бұрын

No he needs this in the Sims house kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zoae19CjgcTHlLQ.html

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

And vivek needs to be adopted into the legday family amirite yall

@ashvinir2014

4 жыл бұрын

Karen kid 99 likes

@IamaPERSON

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashvinir2014 why like beg?

@gracehowell.

4 жыл бұрын

Take them all to the jungle and get them poisoned by various plants!

12:06 So this is Gray pretending to be Darth Vader. Nice.

Gray:"Ah, Ninjas are trending." *Clicks on Romance*

@brendenpeterson5684

4 жыл бұрын

When he is told to stay home he goes full Florida man and goes on a killing spree by infecting everyone with Gonarrhea and HIV, then gives you the Coronavirus just for good measure

@Slight-Confusion

4 жыл бұрын

@@brendenpeterson5684 nice. And hopefully you mind that I edited my entire comment, so now your's makes no sense.

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Ninja romance uWu

@brendenpeterson5684

4 жыл бұрын

@@Slight-Confusion It's alright

@Slight-Confusion

4 жыл бұрын

@@brendenpeterson5684 yay🙂

hey I'd still rather read these then the "new" new warriors

@Puroboi8894

4 жыл бұрын

but of course, these ones have actual effort put into them.

@brownskin_girl6014

4 жыл бұрын

Drakkonbane78 oh crap they’re still writing that series 😳 that was my childhood

@FakeStrangepie

4 жыл бұрын

@@brownskin_girl6014 yeah... about that. you might want to pretend they aren't to safeguard those memories

@itsukizy

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing von Nothing why so?

@FakeStrangepie

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsukizy long story short, marvel seems to have nuked the original new warriors from orbit to give way to an obese girl with a backpack and no powers, a kid who's always connected to Google because of internet gas, two possibly incestuous twins, one of whom is nonbinary and the other has a hilariously stupid and useless power, and a generic goth vampire whose personality appears to be "proud dickhead". Of course, there's more problems than that, like the writer explicitly saying he didn't like the og new warriors, but you can look that up yourself. It was a pretty big controversy recently.

gray: youve heard of Colonel Sanders move over for Carlos Sanders me: you know Colonel Sanders was actually in a comic book He's a DC Comics character

Grey:“Alright so we’re checking out the only game where you can warp the minds of young readers by giving them constant comic book illustrations of incredibly busty women in incredibly skimpy outfits” Me: “soooooooo most mangas?”

@Merilirem

4 жыл бұрын

Most games. The bikini armour and heels really oversaturated a lot of genres. Still annoyed whenever i put on a shirt and pants in a game like Skyrim and it turns into a dress cuz my character is female...

@totallynot_abby

4 жыл бұрын

That’s also very true 🤣

@garygao6072

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, can my waifus get practical armor so they don’t die instantly in combat? Thanks

"Carlos, congratulations. I'll be replacing all the water with vodka." Now THAT is workplace motivation.

"I'm replacing all the water with vodka" I want Gray to be my boss.

So, roleplaying as Robert Liefeld then?

4:22 Great editing Gray

Gray: I’m gonna call this one “Bikinis and Hand Sanitizer” Me: Sounds like summer 2020 to me

“She will be 20, but still going to bars because she is badass” People from countries where the legal age to drink is 18: *Pathetic*

When Gray tries to check if the name space is long enough for him and the background music kicks in, it always crack me up, every single times

Grey--"it's been in the red the whole gameplay" welp looks like Google translate got grey.

@isaiahf-d846

3 жыл бұрын

please explain

Gray, if you see this, I highly suggest Jurassic World Evolution. In sandbox mode you can do things like make dinosaur fight pits, parks where the guests are occasionally eaten by random dinosaurs, and parks where you can trap guests in enclosures with dinosaurs. Of course you can just make a successful theme park, but that's boring.

this is the Playboy: Graystillplays Edition

@kirabad-artist6532

4 жыл бұрын

Playboy, but depressed

I love going to grays channel every day to laugh at the suffering of others

@memphisskates4480

4 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@levilives.4121

4 жыл бұрын

Who doesn’t 😃😃😃

Alright, so we're back with the only corndog that can wear a suite... It's Graystillplays!! More ketchup, damnit!!

When Gray gets this type of power to create a character, you know something funny will come of it

Monetization Man Ability: Monetize every video uploaded to KZread to the person he wanted to even if KZread demonetize it...with tons of unskippable ads.

Game: Has no letter cap. Gray: *Laughs in essay*

I lost it when grey said: "HOLY STORY!" xD 12:28

Gray is the kind of QA specialist I'd gladly hire for any project.

He set out to ruin childhoods, but he actually made a beloved line of presumed-satirical titillating masterworks for adult readers.

Hope whoever sees this comment has a good rest of their evening! :3

@avatar00987

4 жыл бұрын

You too!

@amethyphoenix

4 жыл бұрын

:3

@shanettequao9043

4 жыл бұрын

[Jelly Icecream] you too

@FishieFishFosh

4 жыл бұрын

Thank ya, I wrote something similar!

@ayoutubeaccount864

4 жыл бұрын

Hasn’t happened so far... a festival I was going to got cancelled

7:45 I freaked out my google assistants jumped out of nowhere

Marvel will be wanting to buy out your characters soon if you keep this up

gray is a true nb ally "gocaine needs no gender"

@silverdrag0n_

4 жыл бұрын

we stan

Your next comic should have been, "the revenge of the coronavirus"

More effed up youths DAMMIT! Well said gray, you do that regularly in the sims.

"I succeeded in unlocking nothing." I can so relate to that.

"Due to social distancing" 2020: *I smell coronavirus*

I’m surprised people know who monetization man is. You tubers however, they don’t.

GrayStillPlays Destroys your Childhood: The Movie Based on GrayStillPlay’s comics

@adman1381

4 жыл бұрын

I like cheese I’d watch it.

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

I'd buy it

@Slight-Confusion

4 жыл бұрын

Be careful, Disney may steal that idea.

@TheDragonCorporation

4 жыл бұрын

We’d all watch and buy

@TheDragonCorporation

4 жыл бұрын

Kile C true

1:02 It's Kryten from Red Dwarf! He broke his programming and now he's breaking the internet! ^_^

"If you do well, I'm going to replace all the water with vodka." Best. Incentive. EVER.

This is KZread Kids in comic book form

0:14 most of that sounds quite alright.

5:26 is this supposed to be a reference to SAO abridged? Cause if so, yes... Just yes. Or Ah, I see, you're a man of culture as well

Gray's comic sounds incredibly compelling and relatable. As an American, we're rife with moral ambiguity and humanitarian apathy that at this point comic authors need to step up their game on character backstory and motivations. As a consumer, I need characters with unbelievably incomprehensibly horrible back stories with character motivation and development that loops back to the point of willfully blind denial. Whatever it takes to make me feel better about myself and escape reality if ever so briefly.

when social distancing is making you bored

Busterella the Mighty, ok now the game has me wondering just how much can I type here. If Busterella could say something, she would say, please jesus, don't let Gray do this. Someone stop him. Someone. Anyone. was born 234 years from now

You make any game seem more fun than what it actually is . Or you make it funny. I love it. Makes me look at certain games differently.

“I like how the review is just okay” Me:”just okay is not okay”

I just thought, hey I wanna watch graystillplays, and as soon as it happens this video pops up 😂 keep up the destruction gray!

@tajtheboomstick3255

4 жыл бұрын

No no you have a fair point

Ohhhhhh so that’s what my brother was reading when I was little.🙂

This is the best way to spend time while eating dinner. Cheers Gray!

"Gokaine" it was in that moment that I almost choked to death with my spaghetti. Thanks Gray, and never change.

I’d gladly read a comic book from the twisted mind of Gray, than the current comics from Marvel. (Check out Snowflake and Safe space)

@hanselsihotang

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Capitalistic Coconut Legit I would give it at least a try as long as it isnt complete SJ bullcrap. That premise alone can raise some interesting plot.

@Merilirem

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanselsihotang The problem with SJ bullcrap is that they don't know how to write or even care, so any premise would be wasted on them. It should be soo easy to write these representation characters given how much info we are constantly getting from the actual people but instead they just create caricatures and sterotypes and call it diversity.

@hanselsihotang

4 жыл бұрын

@@Merilirem yeah, being a hero while protecting her child can be a pretty interesting storyline. Or you can turn it around and make her neglect her child. Basically the Incredibles but single-parent version.

Last time i was this early, i was straight.

Love these videos, the most extreme chaotic energy ever

What do you look forward to during quarantine? Watching Greystillplays ruin the lives of others in the games he plays. Seriously though I look forward to your videos lol

4:10 Comic book tycoon is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

Busterella: "It's over Dr. Sobriety! I'm here to stop your evil plan of stealing all the opioid painkillers from the pharmacy and destroying them!" Dr.: "and how will you stop me?" Busteralla: " By having sex with you until the cops arrive. And I have super stamina!"

Thanks for almost 15 straight minutes of laughter. Those of us in Healthcare need some laughs these days.

My face hurts because of how much I've been smiling, thank you for being the way you are XD

10:01 made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair 😂 😂

Nobody: Absolutely nobody:a Hitler: Gray:I’m rank 15 I only have to kill 14 other people

@KiroChisa

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler: this man is more effed up then me

Gray needs to pay people to make these comics, these would be golden for the Internet.

I appreciate that at first Gray was like yeah i don’t care about the topics. but at the end he came up with a genuinely good idea for a storyline

This makes me want to write a comic

Gray, i guess you wont see this but thank you for helping me through Dark times

Gray destroys lives

We're making the hamlet of the XXX comic world. Now that's something you don't hear everyday! Hope your wife didn't walk into the room.

That’s right gray destroy lives

@the-real-franz-kafka

4 жыл бұрын

K

@DragoBot

4 жыл бұрын

@@the-real-franz-kafka I

@the-real-franz-kafka

4 жыл бұрын

@@DragoBot mood

Grey you'd still do better than current Marvel.

Gray is really using his time at home wisely.

thankyou for your voice, it helps me fall asleep during this lonely quarentine

no one: literally no one: Gray at a start of a video: *a l r i g h t,*

You're too late, Gray. Marvel Comics already made the title.

This man is pumping out so much content being locked in his house. Keeping us sane. Legend 👌

This needs to be drawn out this is hilarious!!