Today's headline: "Christian Afraid Of Water"

@theonerds

2 ай бұрын

Your gay water has been pwd

@carlcjjohnson8694

2 ай бұрын

Holy water is scary now

@SLEEPWALK3R13

Ай бұрын

@@theonerds what is pwd?

@RadiZach

Ай бұрын

@@SLEEPWALK3R13 he probably meant pwned or something

@angrytheclown801

18 күн бұрын

​@@RadiZachWell we were warned it'd turn the frogs gay. That was the final one of the Egyptian plagues, gay frogs and botched internet lingo.

wait until this guy discovers onlyfans

@theonerds

Ай бұрын

😂

It's water, with fun marketing, while also helping the environment

@zozebee

Ай бұрын

Naivety at its finest 👌

@KingRey.

Ай бұрын

@@zozebee Don't call yourself out like that 👿

@zozebee

Ай бұрын

@@KingRey. oh good one lol 😂

People who drink Liquid Death because they like the taste:

You sound like a winey parent telling their kid to turn the music down.

@theonerds

3 ай бұрын

Christianity ≠ gay Liquid death ≠ Christianity What does that make you and those who drink it? 😏

@deanshein8617

3 ай бұрын

@@theonerds Jewish.

@level98magikarp38

2 ай бұрын

​@@deanshein8617LMAO you got him on that one

@SLEEPWALK3R13

Ай бұрын

@@theonerds Christianity ≠ Real

@cowel8734

Ай бұрын

​@@deanshein8617If you were a true Jew then you'd know Jesus, the king of the Jews. People love acting edgy when they lack substance

Complaining about being censored while saying something else should be censored is the dumbest thing ive ever heard

@theonerds

4 ай бұрын

The issue is not censorship but rather the hypocrisy of saying one is promoting enlightenment ideals of freedom all the while doing the exact opposite. Christianity uplifts absolute morality therefore not all censorship is bad or the same.

@JohnGates-gv5rs

4 ай бұрын

​@@theonerdsno, all censorship is bad, all people have the right to express opinions, your not more important than others because your a christian, drop your ego

@adamperryofficial

20 күн бұрын

​@theonerds Morality and Christianity cannot be conflated.

@angrytheclown801

18 күн бұрын

​@@theonerdsToo many Christians have acted in immoral ways. I know you're going to say men are fallible, because they are, but if Christianity was the ultimate morality then all Christians would act in moral ways, influenced by ultimate morality.

@thegamingxenox5348

18 күн бұрын

So long as he agrees with the censorship, then and ONLY then is it okay

Get over yourself, its water in a can

As a Christian, all I want to say is y'all are literally crying over a can of water with a super over-the-top marketing team. It's no different from Metallica, ACDC, Slipknot, or literally any other old school metal band marketing. All they did was turn that dial up to 11. The merch is badass and the drinks are better for you than literally any other bottled water, not to mention that they taste great.

Imagine feeling threatened by a can of water. What a time to be alive...

@zozebee

Ай бұрын

It’s not the can of water 🤣 how oh how did we become this dense?

@SLEEPWALK3R13

Ай бұрын

@@zozebee Then what's the issue here? It's just dark humor. You religical folk need to develop thicker skin. And please, keep being judgemental and condescending...it just validates what the rest of us already know about you people.

@ThZuao

20 күн бұрын

@@SLEEPWALK3R13 "it just validates what the rest of us already know about you people." The open minded, tolerant crew. Also, reductio ad absurdum falacy in the OP.

I wonder if Trump did a commercial for them, how would you guys react? 😂

@cowel8734

Ай бұрын

TDS really has yall going crazy. Biden could start having slaves and rob yall blind and you'd still be like "what about Trump" 😂

i mean its better than bottled water, and their ads go hard. you can't really deny that

@doppelganger9254

4 ай бұрын

sheep just keep sheeping

@VanceBrownsOtherChannel

4 ай бұрын

@@doppelganger9254 idk what you mean by sheeping

@theonerds

4 ай бұрын

It's not really better than bottled water seeing the inside is coated in plastic - you have the added danger of aluminum consumption which passes through the blood brain barrier and eventually leads to cognitive impairment 😞 We need less aluminium in our environment, not more 😬

@VanceBrownsOtherChannel

4 ай бұрын

@@theonerds well that's your opinio. even if you hate it stick back to crappy dasani water

@theonerds

4 ай бұрын

@@VanceBrownsOtherChannelit's your opinion that it is our opinion 🙃it's time to ditch humanism and the failed enlightenment understanding of knowledge which reduces everything to subjective opinions

I never thought anything of the name other than it's a really stupid name for water. I actually like the logo. I can't say the same for the water. I tried it once out of curiosity. It just tastes like water. Seriously overpriced water. I had never seen any of the marketing for it though. These really are dark times that we live in. The apathy towards it is equally concerning.

@slowjamcdub

Ай бұрын

Same I didn’t know they were doing all the evil stuff. I thought they were just trying to be funny with the name. Now that I know all this I’m throwing them all away!!

@JasonWayne-jv1hu

Ай бұрын

Well its water sooo.

@angrytheclown801

18 күн бұрын

They aren't doing evil stuff, they're just being silly and outrageous. There's far more evil things than a silly water company.

Oh yeah it's really evil for the soul, it's really helping me wean off of soda and I was a real junkie. I guess because it's satanic I should go back to drinking soda I guess...😅 Gtfoh

@thegamingxenox5348

18 күн бұрын

Exactly. It's deadass just flavored water in a can instead of in a bottle. It's a lot better for you and the merch looks badass.

Soul contracts aside, when a drink says liquid death right on the container it makes me wonder about what is in it.

@punawelewele

4 ай бұрын

There's also a "playful" story on the side of the can that jokes about "offing" your friends and consuming them.

@DemonWarp65

4 ай бұрын

It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!

@angrytheclown801

18 күн бұрын

It depends on the flavor, but water. Pure life sustaining water. The name comes because it's m*rd*ring your thirst. It's all humor.

Thanks for the laugh bud.

I’ll be sure to drink more

@stevejung6470

4 ай бұрын

Ok and the demons will torment you.

@DemonWarp65

4 ай бұрын

@@stevejung6470 But it's got electrolytes... it's what plants crave!

@carlcjjohnson8694

2 ай бұрын

Ok

This is the kind of guy who reads The Handmaid's Tale and thinks it's a good model for the future.

Death and Evil aren’t the same things at all.

Eh, it's just edgy marketing. Metal has been doing it since the 1980s to promote itself on the outrage. These days I have my doubts. But back then they didn't really mean it. Many were christians or found Jesus along the way even. I can cite names, but I don't think you'd know them. Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. used to be an utter degenerate and wrote several songs to piss off christians. Then he became a Born Again Christian. Thrash metal titan Dave Mustaine was raised as a Jehovah's Witness. Strayed along his career, but found Jesus again thanks to Alcoholics Anonymous. Fellow Megadeth founder, bassist David Ellefson is a lutheran pastor. Tom Araya from Slayer, "the most evil band in the world", one of the bands that pioneered this kind of marketing in metal, is a practicing Roman Catholic. "It's all about the cool factor - that's the main point", he said in interviews. "Kerry's written some really far out shit. If it's a good song, I'm not one that's going to go, 'This sucks because it's contrary to my beliefs.' To me it's more like, 'This is really good stuff. You're going to piss people off with this." "People have these heavy issues and ask, 'Isn't this a problem for you?' and no. I'm well-rounded, I have a really strong belief system and these are just words and they'll never interfere with what I believe and how I feel,". "People are not in good shape to where they have to question their own belief system because of a book or a story somebody wrote, or a Slayer song."

Water? Like in the toilet?

@Nomadcreations

3 күн бұрын

Thats a different Flavored Water,

I'm glad you made this video. In the 1980's, Heavy Metal bands received all their best endorsements from Christian extremists who told us we shouldn't listen to this band or that band. These extremists would publish lists of "banned" artist and we used these like shopping lists. If this video isnt a joke or some clever marketing, then it is the best advertisement Liquid Death isn't paying for 🤣

@theonerds

7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the compliment 😁 extremism is not always bad, like being extremely handsome, kind, wealthy etc Extremely Christian, we'll take that ♥️

@praem9597

5 ай бұрын

You re talking nonsense. Are you paid to write that comment?

So much wrong with this video lol, but you then turn around and reccomend bottled water. Which is worse for the environment, also what about microplastics? Not you drink a bottle of water with over a quarter million microplastics that attatch themselves to your organs lol. So now what?

@jontaethegyaliss7978

6 ай бұрын

Bro u missed the main point yk the demon worship

@robertl955

6 ай бұрын

@@jontaethegyaliss7978 most of it is asthetic, like when you go to a rock concert there is just dark imagery. I have never met a person in my life that would turn to satanic rituals or satanism because of artwork. I drink monster and know lots of people that drink it and we are ok lol. I go to church weekly, im not a demon. 😂 I have never liked the idea of suppressing creativity, it would make everything bland.

@jontaethegyaliss7978

6 ай бұрын

@@robertl955 the thing tht suprises me about u type of pple u say we worship the devil even tho u dont worship the devil like i smoke ciggerates i know im not gonna get cancer (even tho im litteraly gonna get cancer) its like that in a way yk what i say one day we gonna die an see who was right and who was wrong hopefully u realize yr wrong before its too late pal

@bigDicAndy420

5 ай бұрын

@@jontaethegyaliss7978 pls use comma

@SLEEPWALK3R13

Ай бұрын

Good Sir, the beverages are served in perfectly recyclable cans, because 💀 Liquid Death 💀 cares deeply for bringing about the destruction to plastics of all shapes and sizes. All the while, helping millions of hard working Americans MURDER their thirst with the finest sparkling water ON THE PLANET. We don't care who you worship, we just like enjoying great products from a cool, edgy company with outstanding genre bending products. Don't be scared man, it's just water (or tea).

It's a marketing gimmick. My parents are pastors and they have no issues with Liquid Death.

@jakeangichiodo1975

7 ай бұрын

They have no discernment

@H3c171

7 ай бұрын

Woe to the pastors

@zentify_23

7 ай бұрын

Women can’t be pastors so yeah there’s your problem

@adrianrodriguez2378

6 ай бұрын

Yeah your parents lack everything to be pastors but go off

@jontaethegyaliss7978

6 ай бұрын

Terrable pastors

But... it's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!

@Mikesworld777

2 ай бұрын

Electrolytes!!

@DemonWarp65

2 ай бұрын

@@Mikesworld777 It's what plants crave!

Hi Christian metalhead here, It’s literally the marketing gimmick and if you bring attention to them you literally give them advertisement

@theonerds

7 ай бұрын

We see it as more of an Acts 17 way to introduce Christianity to those who are familiar with the brand. One thing we did not get into in this video is that LD actually is only a distributor of water. They don't own any of their own water processing facilities and purchase everything from an Austrian company called Starzinger. LD = Starzinger water just with different packaging

@GODBLESSBELKA

7 ай бұрын

@@theonerds they don’t use the Austrian company anymore I think

@actionjackson8439

4 ай бұрын

Christian metalhead? Lol. Polar opposites my man but you know it all, don't you?

@GODBLESSBELKA

4 ай бұрын

@@actionjackson8439 how is it polar opposites? Can a Christian not enjoy heavy metal? Or even black metal (Christian black metal ofc)? It makes no sense to say I can’t be Christian bc of my musical preferences, if anything why do you have to be a prick? It’s not very nice to tell someone they invalidate their religion by music preference

@stevejung6470

4 ай бұрын

You might think youre a christian because there are alot of false doctrines. You must seek discernment

Bruh Trolling

@theonerds

Ай бұрын

Smashing baals & having kids 💥 💪

@user-ed5ni9gh9n

25 күн бұрын

Even as a luciferian myself i appreciate a good pun when i see one ​@@theonerds

Is this serious

@jontaethegyaliss7978

6 ай бұрын

Yh bro

@bigDicAndy420

5 ай бұрын

i hope not

Watching this was a near death experience

It's just a joke bro

hmmm I thought it as a web animation joke... but like, all the liquid death products have all been made already..

Water for my soul? What does a company that sells canned water, which is good though I prefer energy drinks or cokes, want with my feet?

This is one of the worst arguments I’ve ever heard

Meanwhile schema monks would love this

We come in contact with more micro aluminum in our rain water and ingest it on one rain shower than we would ever get from drinking from a can everyday for 60 years. Yes aluminum is bad for us but so is yellow 5 blue 10 and tanning beds don't take it out of context. It's not very becoming for your image.

@josephdillon9698

Ай бұрын

I wasn’t aware you could distill aluminum?

LaCroix👼 Bubly 😐 Liquid Death 😈

times of apostasy, the world is going directly against God, satan is manifesting himself freely. ‭John 4:13-14 NIV‬ [13] Jesus answered, “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, [14] but whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”

@thegamingxenox5348

18 күн бұрын

So everybody should just stop drinking water and wait for Jesus to give us some? Not every word of the Bible is meant literally lol

Good work brother. God bless

Never heard of it and never would buy it. The real liquid de ath for years has been a reference to soft drinks.... ...in particular the darker colored caramel ones, like Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Dr Thunder, Mr Pibb. Dr. Pepper is also called liquid cotton candy, and Coke Battery Acld.

Excellent video!!!

I'm curious about your like to dislike ratio.

@nmsteph420

8 ай бұрын

76 - 2 right now

@Speed001

8 ай бұрын

@@nmsteph420 thanks

@colewilliams6623

5 ай бұрын

@@Speed001 Yeah, sadly not as disliked as one would think, but this is a small channel.

Brilliant concise video brother, I bought one just to try it out and inherently knew what it was but gave into the temptation but you clearly outlined even for the uninformed the real intention and nefarious nature of this brand and its broader implications, im going to look into the alternate spritzer brand now ~ Salud

It's not necessarily about if satan is real. It's that the people behind all of it believe in that stuff.

@theonerds

4 ай бұрын

It's going to be more and more obvious that Satan is real as the dawn draws near

who cares what shirt he wears. like literally dont want to hear an opinion piece about a brand of water.

Please make more videos! I love the content!

@theonerds

11 ай бұрын

The plan is to turn our most popular articles on the website into videos. This was one of them 🙂

Aluminum

Who drinking water called liquid death😮 Negative, low frequency drink😮

Bro where can I get one of those sweet ass skateboards ?

@H3c171

7 ай бұрын

Hell

@unlicensed_camera

7 ай бұрын

@@H3c171 😂😂 to bad it doesn't exist.

@Sixth_SSense

7 ай бұрын

The same could be said about your future

@GODBLESSBELKA

7 ай бұрын

Prolly from one of their website

@GODBLESSBELKA

7 ай бұрын

@@H3c171I can already tell your a baptist

I was sceptic even hear hearing the message. But the logic at the end with the proverbs quote, was difficult to find a flaw with.

@theonerds

5 ай бұрын

Unless the West abandons humanism and adopts Christian virtue in law we will not see reform or prosperity. Evil is always self destructive, the fact secular society can't even replace their populations is evidence of it's failed morals 😵

@IrishRanter

5 ай бұрын

@@theonerds Yup and the only to put it in to law is state or on a federal level. Which unless you can capture fundamental into law it will be seen with disgust

@ntrpk7296

4 ай бұрын

​@@theonerdsShould we fuck more?

But drink water is good.

😢 but its just a fairytale book 😂

@oompaloompadoompa-de-doo3614

Ай бұрын

Wow. That is so original. Did you come up with that yourself?

@cowel8734

Ай бұрын

The battle cry of empty people with no direction. People who don't know God and lack any real conviction tend to make jokes out of everything because nothing means anything to them.

I love this content, preaching truth despite censorship! Praying for these people that hate Jesus, He said He would save even those who blaspheme against Him (amazing), but not against the Holy Spirit. Don't resist God calling you! Matthew 12:31 "Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men."

@colewilliams6623

5 ай бұрын

Hating Jesus would mean believing in him in some way. It is believed that there was a man by that name. However, and this in my personal view, he, like many others throughout history was more than likely a mentally disturbed man who proclaimed to be the son of god. However, unlike others, had some good things happen around him. People commented that they witnessed this ill person feel better than before. Word of this spreads. The story mutates until it becomes, "Man claims to be the son of god and heals the sick!". Ever play the phone game? Same thing. Human nature. He was probably a kind man, but not quite all there, over time others believed his claim. And yeah, yeah, I know the routine well, "You sir are a sick man! I will pray for you!". Yeah, you can save your breath on that. I have been you. Never again. I deny the father, the son, and the holy spirit. There, depending on which belief you follow, I just committed the unpardonable sin. But, like others of your kind, if you do not hold that belief, you will still be compelled to pray for me, and for extra credit, feel the need to tell me.

Didn't Paul or Peter get crucified on an upside down cross?

@theonerds

6 ай бұрын

Yes Peter, however it was done out of reverence, not wanting to be crucified like Christ :)

@TheNastyPlayer00

5 ай бұрын

@@theonerds Crazy you say that when it's not actually biblical canon.

I tried this water when I went to a 420 event in denver it felt like my body left my soul it was a weird feeling

@angrytheclown801

18 күн бұрын

That's because you were in Denver, it's a weird place like that. The water is just water.

@YackeeChan

18 күн бұрын

Yep who knows

come on...🙄lighten up a bit🌞

Stan Lee

If god told you to sell your soul to Nestle and Dasani, go for it I guess. Hope you know what they do.

over priced water. brilliant marketing that knows how to dupe the willing masses. as effective a brand as much as it is a reflection of our shallow and vacuous times and culture

@Nomadcreations

3 күн бұрын

Its a Humorous Way to get people away from Drinking caffiene ( = Liquid Dilluted Cocaine Juice go watch roger hortons vid about coffee) Beverages

U do know this is water for goth n metal heads 😂 n a joke at christians lmao 😂

@theonerds

Ай бұрын

The only joke is your spelling 😄

@cowel8734

Ай бұрын

​@@theonerdstruth

@cowel8734

Ай бұрын

The sad joke is people that are perishing think everything is a joke. The joke is really on the companies promoting witchcraft. Denying your creator is pretty sad

@ThZuao

20 күн бұрын

As a metal head, no thanks. Metal in it's early days used satanic imagery heavily as a way to promote itself by generating outrage, but they didn't really mean it. Some big name Metal musicians are christian themselves. The real joke are the people fooled into paying a pretty penny for water in a can LMAO.

@angrytheclown801

18 күн бұрын

​@@ThZuaoWhere I'm at it's actually cheaper than most bottled water. I'll grab a can on a really hot day.

Keep it up bro. Ignore the haters

@theonerds

11 ай бұрын

We have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with witless worms 🧙‍♂

@JohnGates-gv5rs

4 ай бұрын

Grow up and accept that other people have opinions you dont agree with

The devil is a liar😮 You have No power here, get on with that bull💩

Good presentation

Good job!! 👍 you're doing the right thing 👏 hope you have a good day man ! Dear Father. Forgive them, for they know not what they do. In JESUS name amen 🙏

@colewilliams6623

5 ай бұрын

No dear, they know EXACTLY what they are doing, and you are falling for it!

😮😮😮😮

4:47 look, kids, I'm so edgy and Satanic that I'll use a Saint Peter's cross thinking it's devil's stuff so you can be sure I'm also dumb

Excellent video! Lots of there company b0tss in comments!

@theonerds

4 ай бұрын

Most of social media is bots and censorship at this stage 😑

@JohnGates-gv5rs

4 ай бұрын

​@@theonerdsthe people i dont agree with are just robots, they dont exist, thats how correct i am

Lol

Good video, very well done.

I mean, you recognize the hefty dose of camp, in their whole edgy schtick right? Very corporate-focus-group-approved and manufactured for a viral social media campaign type camp, but camp nonetheless. y u gotta simp for KZread ToS tho my man? Probably legit the first creator on record to do that. Torture lol, that wouldn't offend even my grandma, who was Doin' the Dew Xtreme back in '95

@theonerds

8 ай бұрын

b/c if a Christian was to upload an ad that involved torture it would be shut down asap. The point was more so that the ToS furthers a political agenda. The recent sssniperwolf doxing has made this more than evident :(

@mikeb6085

8 ай бұрын

@@theonerds oh for sure, only ToS they enforce no matter what is copyright claiming a video if it detects a single damn note of a song

*yawn*