*Answers phone* "Hello... ...No, you didn't wake me up."

"Your call is very important to us. Please continue to hold and we will be with you shortly."

@Tommyg884

2 ай бұрын

2 for 1 lies

I don’t wanna get you sick… or get around you. 100%

Even lied about sending the, "left 10mins ago" text lol

I love how you guys manage to slip an Office reference into every single one of your videos - respect, honestly my dudes

Forgot "I'll call you right back"

The "pointy ears though" got of good. 😂

“Yeah I’m pulling in right now” * 15 mins away*

Pink and green has always been my favorite color combo. Total preppy!

This one is such a classic! Love it.

"It's probably the Russian sanctions" LOLOL

The "my car is never messy like this" lie...okay Rachel you said that last week...

@heistruth2865

2 ай бұрын

😂

I feel so called out right now.😅

My phone is 100% to blame for my poor texting etiquette…not me at all…

the AKAs are gonna come for you with the pink and green 😂

There is an old saying, "Pink and green should never be seen." I've been guilty of breaking that rule myself, but if they are the right shade of pink and green, they actually look nice together.

Last piece of gum 😂😂😂

“I’m never playing poker again”

Now we need the other POV 😂😂

Have had friends ask why I didn’t text them back and I say cause you never text me. I pull out my phone and it shows I haven’t gotten their text. It happens

😂😂😂😂😂 "The Russia Sanctions"...I WILL be using that one!!!

I am that person sitting on my couch watching KZread shorts texting my friends that I'm on my way!

💰💰 but that thumbnail style was awesome!

I’ll never forget texting my daughter “I’m in the way” and left 10 minutes later. She said “um….Mom, you do know that I can see you on find my friends app……?”…..awkward…….

Actually sometimes alarms don't go off

Accurate 🤙🏽😂

I too am living the dream - one where I’m in constant mental, emotional, and physical distress and constantly wondering what the point of my life is, while struggling to stay financially afloat 😂

Embodying virtue transcends vengeance; righteousness outshines malicious shadows.

“Big, voluptuous, juicy personality. 😂😂😂

I feel seen with that last one.

“Not enough people are wearing pink and green together” What were they wearing? A Nintendo Switch?

2:43 You sound like Nacho Libre. 😂😂

Definitely! Haha

On morning when my grandparents were in town the cat jumped up and was liking my grandma’s breakfast when she stepped away. My mom gasped and said “oh my gosh! He has never done that!” I didn’t know this adult game and said “what are you talking about? He does that all the time”

“Our football team sucks. I’m changing teams.”

I always answer the drinks per week question with a daily consumption number… 😥

r they just re uploading content

🤣🤣

“I hate golf”

Crosses arms every time…*proof of lie?…perhaps…another form of guarding against human interaction…yes…sorta

the phone thing isn't a lie tho. my phone will just not ring, or not even show a missed call, and someone says they called me. i dont know what's wrong with it but it's super annoying when i'm waiting for a call and the person says they called but i didn't answer and it never even rang.