Sophia: You're a very special puppet because you can lie. P, flying across Krat: You sure that's the only reason?

@k-ram9

8 ай бұрын

gold comment

@zaxxbegge8309

8 ай бұрын

😂

@danieldominguez2419

8 ай бұрын

Lmfaoo

@HasturLaVishnu

8 ай бұрын

atleast he's not in his tighty-whitey's or Loin-cloth, like in DS speedruns. lol

@TheDemon3812

8 ай бұрын

Lmfaooo

Gotta be honest, your prob the best speedrunner of our generation. Like seems it doesnt matter the game or even genre of game, you still crush it. Keep up your work man your skills are unreal

@jamesjones5023

8 ай бұрын

the glaze is real get off his dick

@XMiniProX

8 ай бұрын

yeah something to be proud of lmao

@sonofsol2869

8 ай бұрын

Gets in early and then gets record but doesn't stick with the game when it starts to get competitive 🤷🏻 so not really. All his records get taken pretty early as he never goes back to the game

@KenLikeEh123

8 ай бұрын

@@sonofsol2869lies

@djtoxicdhg

8 ай бұрын

​@sonofsol2869 You clearly do not watch any of his content because hes maniged to keeps some records for literal years. Not that it really matters? One way or another he does this s*** just for fun. But I'm just saying you talking out your ass

Average 1 hour gameplay: "Reaching the hotel" Average 1 hour Distortion run: "Finishes the game"

@DevilsSlayer200793

8 ай бұрын

Average 1 hour gameplay: "Reaching the hotel" Average 1 hour Distortion run: "Reaching the hotel... in NG+"

@unknowntravisYT

8 ай бұрын

@@DevilsSlayer200793 "Beating NG+7 before a game journalist beats Parade master"🤓

@lobstrosity7163

8 ай бұрын

​@@unknowntravisYTA true game journo wouldn't be able to exit the train

Woah massive improvement, the grind is real.

@bootxlegg

8 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a6mssq9pk7ysl8Y.htmlsi=sMBoF88Cpa9gj2II

@benquirobiequiratman4646

8 ай бұрын

how much grinding Can you in Blood Born or this game

@Luis-rp2lm

7 ай бұрын

The jobless grind

lol the path "Parade Master -> Black Rabbit -> Donkey" looks so natural as if it was in that order from the beginning 😂

@arshana4081

8 ай бұрын

The fact that black rabbit immediately mentioned after exiting hotel too

@HaeJoonLee

8 ай бұрын

lol

*Game:* *Distortion2:*

I'm not a big fan of glitched speed runs because i like to see boss fights done well. But holy shit the way you absolutely rolled Laxasia was insane.

@GagebamfEmerson

8 ай бұрын

I agree, skipping & glitching makes me immediately unimpressed.

@yurilopes420

7 ай бұрын

@@GagebamfEmerson then search for any% glitchless runs.... simple

And then there is me who took over 3 hours to beat the Nameless Puppet

@ben-gm6iy

8 ай бұрын

same lmao

Really hope you can get sub one hour, this is really impressive 🤯

@methos424

8 ай бұрын

I mean considering zipping is a thing in this game, sub 1 hr is not only possible it’s pretty guaranteed.

@bootxlegg

8 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a6mssq9pk7ysl8Y.htmlsi=sMBoF88Cpa9gj2II

As a viewer i'm much more engaged by the glitchless runs and seeing how different players handle the bossfights. While any% is a completely different skillset, its still mad impressive and the grind to learn these skips is unreal.

@HDDreamer

8 ай бұрын

What, you don't want to watch 10 minutes of running out of bounds? I agree, glitchless all bosses is the superior category, much more fun to watch people actually fight bosses.

@Kain40

6 ай бұрын

Frankly, glitchless runs are far more impressive.

I know this game does not have a lot of competition but I really enjoy it as a viewer. Seems like there is a lot of optimization possible and just a blast of a game to spectate in all formats. Will happily watch vods for years

Damn man, already beating your old records. Been learning a lot of skips that help me power through this game with ease.

@alwaysadaptive

8 ай бұрын

Don’t skip enjoy the game. You’re not doing a speed run so take your time.

I didn't think honestly that this game could be broken to this level. Honestly had the idea in my mind that this would be much less broken than past souls-borne games speedrun wise but jeeesus that wild

@kylemedbery9060

8 ай бұрын

They legit build the games with exploits I think to allow speedruns like this. Because it's so common in all Souls-likes I have a hard time believing they all have similar exploits and then they don't get patched out.

Glad to see the goat back on top

Can’t wait till he gets down to 0:05:14 for any%

@Strix2031

8 ай бұрын

Rn the lowest possible i belive is 1:07:smth? I asked a speedrunner about it once. Idk if there are any TASS

@pretends2know

8 ай бұрын

@@Strix2031 This is a reference to Elden Ring Any% with Zips.

@Strix2031

8 ай бұрын

@@pretends2know Oh :p

@thenonexistinghero

8 ай бұрын

@@Strix2031 Lowest possible doesn't take as of yet undiscovered tech/glitches in mind. The run will no doubt reach sub 1 hour soon enough.

@bootxlegg

8 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a6mssq9pk7ysl8Y.htmlsi=sMBoF88Cpa9gj2II

such improvement . you're the goat

Can’t wait to see your armored core speed runs.

very nice run Dist

Oh my goodness, I just watched the last run that was 1h 40m, impressive getting it down another 30 mins in less than a week❤

This type of stuff is why @distortion2 is my favorite runner.

Nice, congrats. You've been working hard to get the skips down

You inspire me to get gud. I stream, and just did a 24 hour stream beating this game. Wasn’t planning to go that long; but I had a goal and a vision. Seeing that you did it in an hour shows me how much better I need to be if I plan to ever get any speedrun record

Holy shit dude. This is impressive 👏🏾

The composure kept in the second phase of Simon was most impressive to me. GG

Insane how much you improved since last time! I wish I was awake for the streams but I think I’m asleep normally as I live in EU but I always re-watch it on here 100% worth it

@arsenal18100

8 ай бұрын

@@NeoVandole I know I was just saying he should be proud making such a huge jump, still can probably get the time down further I would think but will have to wait and see!

HOLLYYYYYY! congrats dist!

gratz, that was amazing

The goat strikes again

Great job!

great run, keep it up boiiiiiiiii

Amazing stuff my friend, just subbed your channel to.😁

AWESOME speedrun never stop.

Ayyy watched this stream that whole day hung over and chiefed my pen. It was a great time

Literally just fell asleep to your other WR, woke up to a new WR.

Good job, knew you could do it.

Congrats🎉

amazing record!

just got into this game i love it. wont be watching the whole speedrun until i finish it myself but either way 👍

@jLootaveli

8 ай бұрын

Just finished the game myself a few hours ago, hope you enjoy as much as I did

@scorpion0498

8 ай бұрын

@@jLootaveli ty! Bloodborne is my all time fav and it's alike so i think i will :)

@Medved-

8 ай бұрын

The Wizard of Oz dies btw

@paulcastro7507

8 ай бұрын

it took me 55 hours haha

nice run. good for speedrunning but it always fascinates me what parts of the map even have collision. in this game its just crazy... :D

God gamer does it again. . . . . and again. . . and again

Will be waiting for the next upload in the next 24 hours.

How this guy crush the Door Guardian is just F#%& AMAZING...

Just watched this on vod..gotta watch it again. It was a good run, without the memes I think that 1h is definitely possible 👍🏻

Every couple days another streamer posts a world record! Let the speed run war commece!!

The key spam when talking to Cat and Fox was very entertaining to heat

Distortion2 you are really a beast at speedrunning. Must be nice not looking at a dude only wearing a loin-cloth, like in most DS speedruns. lol

And it was, chat. It was the run.

The GOAT of speedrunning

Man just keeps crushing numbers 😳🤯

That Laxasia fight was insane

I looked at it in one breath. That's great!

“This is the run” indeed it was

Dude just gave his heart to save time!

The last fight was so intense lol

Weapon handle scaling change may be my single favorite aspect of this game.

What this really demonstrates: throwables are powerful

You’re a beast

P is secretly mega man

It took me 3 hours to get to Puppet Kings second phase. This is mental.

This game is incredible. I just got the platinum

The big Teddy Roosevelt's look terrifying!

Ahhh... he called it at the beginning of this attempt. No, it wasn't a coincidence! 😁

gg this guy

Does changing fps affect the jump from the sword attack? If so, in what way?

alright alright alright I'm ready for new episode

THIS THE RUN

He finally did it

Man I remember when it was an hour 40 just a few days ago

Incredible…

goob job

EU Gang went to sleep and missed it. Nice Run!

at 22:45 is there a specific reason why when I leave and rejoin in the same exact corner it keeps me under instead of bringing me up?

oh wow you so good

Holy shit we're gaming!!

You beat the game in an hour and I’m stuck on a boss for a week! You are the GOAT!!

@Krypto121

8 ай бұрын

He didn't "beat" the game. He glitched his way through 90% of it.

@shrekingwald

8 ай бұрын

​@Krypto121 yeah yeah, we get it gatekeeper, I'm sure that helps soothe your wounded ego after seeing him curb stomp laxasia while you're probably still stuck on her It's any%, maybe watch glitchless if it bothers you that much

@Krypto121

8 ай бұрын

@@shrekingwald Nice assumption without evidence.

love his Rapher sword It’s bad ass Looking like a saber

My first time watching a speed run since a few weeks back and thought damn 1hr there must be some crazy skips and I see him skip all the way to BRB 1st encounter damn that was sick I love seeing how quick people find these skips

V impressive

"It's not that competitive" -30 mins form last run 😅

How did y’all find these skips and how does it not break the game and let you progress?

Watching your Laxasia boss fight never gets old Well played sir

Próximamente: LIES OF P WORLD RECORD 00.01 🦆

Do people literally walk around every corner of the games geometry to find out if you can clip through to find these glitches? It’s insane to me.

I haven’t seen any actual gameplay of this, so I’m just gonna assume this is how the game is played casually.

another speedruin of another great game, came to conclude games that i watch speedrun i can never play normally

@sincereflowers3218

8 ай бұрын

😂 that's your fault though. You knew it was a speedrun in the title and still watched. This comment is childish.

Dist is a certified realboy(tm)

Takes me over an hour to figure out how to beat each boss!

Bro made Laxasia look like a STRAIGHT UP BOOOOOSSSSYYYYYY

Blood Borm play grinding Looks good.

Hells yes. Congrats! -Broadmoore

Amazing run, weird question, why grab laxasias gazer? Wouldn’t you save the couple of seconds going straight to Sophia’s door? There’s basically 0 chance of death getting to the gazer after Sophia and you grab that for safety anyway?

daum did i catch this as it was uploaded sheesh

based giga chad not giving a shit about the leaderboards.

Lmao I just got done watching the last one, and a new record is already up.

In 6 days 40 min improvement lol.. this guy is a game freak

What's your opinion on Chinese drivers? I also have two spliced speed runs on speed demos archive 😞

Best can be better. Thanks for run.

Hi, started playing Lies today - just beat the Archbishop boss - any tips/ must haves that I should be looking to obtain?

@fuinn9876

7 ай бұрын

Make sure to get the weapons from alidoro the ark sword has gotten me out of a lot of trouble

Crazy good run and still messed up on some parts so a lot of time to save still, whole minutes.. insane to think lol

1:10:08 I was here. I cant wait for a sub hour its gonna be insane.