As a native Irishman I can safely say that I never leave the house without my eye-stabbing wand.

@roryslaine7896

2 жыл бұрын

@@mb1326 Ireland is an island pal...

@liamsweeney4754

2 жыл бұрын

@@mb1326 what island is Ballymena on?

@houlmyhead9947

2 жыл бұрын

@@mb1326 auc fucking wheesht would ye

@rflanaganagan8489

2 жыл бұрын

People from Northern Ireland may identify as Irish, British or both. It's funny how certain groups try to take ownership of other people. Repeatedly.

@Killin_365

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

"I think his wife got got by The Lord" is the best way to say that someone died

@paulfroelich1024

2 жыл бұрын

Dude it's so funny

@victorkreuger9865

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@GS-to9oe

2 жыл бұрын

Where I come from…

@davidfootman2170

2 жыл бұрын

Laughed too hard at this 😂😂🤣🤣

@willshogren1987

2 жыл бұрын

A friend was told via e-mail that his grandfather had been "promoted to glory" so tell people online to "promote themselves to glory" became a thing.

"Gúalabreacht" does sound like a sick Irish weapon in fairness.

@StuffyMc

Ай бұрын

Crazy that you spelled that out, you must be very gay.

The weapon is called a cosh or a shillelagh which is basically a stick with a knob at one end. It’s one of the oldest Irish weapon and very deadly if wielded by Liam Neeson

@HornyIndianMan

2 жыл бұрын

I got a stick with a knob on the end you you can wield.

@winkoman3

2 жыл бұрын

@The Rusty Cutlass the Irish never invented glassware. That was one of many gifts they got from their Anglo saviors.

@Sonicthehedgefundmanager

2 жыл бұрын

Of course it’s a very deadly weapon if wielded by Neeson Because he contains a very specific set of skills….. And also cause he’s gay.

@Democrities

29 күн бұрын

Wow. That’s incredible and homosexual; I’m gay.

@na-vn5qy

25 күн бұрын

​@@Sonicthehedgefundmanagerhe 'contains' a set of skills

I love that he says he "cured" himself of this murder fantasy by going POWER-WALKING

@TimmyMcGowan

2 жыл бұрын

sometimes you just need to put your hate crime level racism on a leash and take it for a walk

@Wetknees

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t he powerwalking looking for a hate crime to commit though?

@inktoxicant

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wetknees yes lmao, he went out on a walk with the hopes of just stumbling upon a black guy who he could beat up

@johnnymiller5593

2 жыл бұрын

its possible

@rainbowGZUS7

2 жыл бұрын

@@inktoxicant that's a long walk where I'm at

Nick is the funniest man on earth when he hits his stride. I was pretty much crying laughing through most of this

@booftoot

2 жыл бұрын

easily

@K_-_-_-_K

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the Billie eilish clip on future files? Grantorino inspired, Shits hilarious. Rice president & cuomo impressions are great

@itzsamic

Ай бұрын

@@K_-_-_-_Kwhat Billie Eilish clip?

@K_-_-_-_K

Ай бұрын

@@itzsamic it's been removed from KZread. It was top tier.

@hughjaynessloo5064

4 күн бұрын

I feel he needs stav to hot that stride tho. When it's just adam , nick isn't able to go as far as he would

I need “ Soul Hospital” to be an actual show like NOW!

@sebastiankristiansen8852

2 жыл бұрын

did it happen?

@jefersonvilaede

2 жыл бұрын

come on man, i need insulin, stop dancin

@ihadtochangemyname5595

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiankristiansen8852 no 😞

@FrutoVT

2 жыл бұрын

​@@jefersonvilaede SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAAAAAAAAAL, PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, THE WORLD

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

"That is NOT my job"

"two of the most memorable characters ever, quai gon jin and raz al ghuul" killed me

Fun fact, after watching The Last Samurai Liam has been writing the script to "The Last Bastard" which he plans to star in.

@PaulHenning84

11 ай бұрын

The End Of History and The Last Bastard.

"9/11 was 15 minutes ago" lmao

Nick has no respect for his culture. His father must've never taken him out for first hate crime.

@arempy5836

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSharky334 Wrong and gay. If anything, being a racist chauvinist is him embracing the ways of his people. The real reason is because he stopped drinking. He gave up on his alcoholism and all the other fruit of his Irish heritage soured.

@terrydavis1286

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSharky334 gaaaaayy

@houlmyhead9947

2 жыл бұрын

@Chocolatito Maravilla fuck that made me laugh. Picturing a bunch of emo loyalists and jesus what an image it is

@bimbodice624

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSharky334 we all know that. Thats why Nick is the funniest man alive.

30 years ago, he would have had about a 50/50 chance finding the right black guy, because there were only 2 in Ireland.

@henryapril1999

2 жыл бұрын

Even harder, wasn’t he in Northern Ireland?

@maguy8133

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@tobe1207

2 жыл бұрын

Lol and all those irishmen had to take their anger out on just them two.

@ed95755

2 жыл бұрын

@@henryapril1999 probably in London

@cianoc8211

2 жыл бұрын

@@henryapril1999 same place hun

8:11 "I.. don't think that's right Liam.. " "No... I can feel it."

Imagine if the only non-racist from Ballymena was cancelled.

The way Nick says “And I was filled with a rage” slays me

"My Irish pet rock" AAaaaand I'm fucking dead.

@kem1036

2 жыл бұрын

That I used to throw through the orbital bone 🤣🤣

SSSSSSOOOOOUUULLLLLLLLLLLL HOSPITAL

The Soul Hospital is where the victims of the 4/20 terrorist attack when the Soul Plane was hijacked and flown into the Popeyes on Bankhead Highway.

@djcoinlaundry

3 ай бұрын

Popeyes is on bouldercrest

That goolibrecht line is why Nick millions is a genius

“How many Black people are there in Ireland?” exactly.

liam neeson was just channeling the limp bizkit, break stuff, mindset

@Flike245

2 жыл бұрын

He went full Woodstock '99.

This is a verified homosexual classic

Schindler’s Christmas List

1:57 Awesome yes/and by both Adam and Nick on Stav's solid joke.

Schindler is pissed, sounds like a good movie.

The "Soooouuuullllll Hospital" bit came out of nowhere and I had trouble breathing for a little while there.

@father3dollarbill

6 ай бұрын

Pls stop dancing

Why doe's it always autoplay Tom Segura or Bert Kreischner

@rocketsocks3116

2 жыл бұрын

Right! It's never another cumtown video. I installed the KZread app just so I could press the :. On the side of the video and select not interested on all of them and for like a month it worked and now they're all back again :/

@N0TYALC

2 жыл бұрын

KZread has turned into a slightly better version of cable. They do everything in their power to steer traffic towards mainstream garbage

@ZeranZeran

Ай бұрын

RIP

@ihateallthethings2683

Ай бұрын

Those two suck

@Slinnlade

Ай бұрын

Just click on options of the video and you can click not interested or don’t recommend channel and that will stop you from getting heaps of recommended videos

Watching this with my eye stabbing wand.

The concept of bludgeoning someone w a pet rock is hilarious.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL HOSPITAL Such a welcome and unexpected shift in the bit, it was great.

@jasonkilley

11 ай бұрын

Please, I just want insulin, please stop singing

Liam taking down the only two TV channels in Ireland in record time. What a legend.

That preview image is such fire.

ELITE bit hasn’t heard this in so long

The only movie Ive seen Liam Neeson calm in was when he played an embalmer and ran his own funeral home. Nothing to get mad at there.

why not just make him a plane, why not just name him united flight 93. i mean if nick had the will to weaponize all this stuff into comedy specials he would be a goat but kudos to him for not bothering

Liam's from Ballymena -- that's all you need to know.

@headdog

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody from Ballymena is really all there. And by “all there” I mean that they’re not missing a limb, a chromosome or at least an eye.

It’s sad how Nick is a hilarious guy, and Cumtown was basically his comedic masterpiece, but now on the Adam Friedland Show he isn’t nearly as funny. Even his standup pales in comparison to the random stuff that pops into his mind when he’s with the boys.

@abramwalker882

13 күн бұрын

We have like 5/6 years of weekly gems to listen to at least

@thesamebutnew9742

5 күн бұрын

"Yeah, me too."

Key and Peele might want to revise their bit lol

1:17 Don't conflate the Irish with Irish-Americans

I've listened to this many times

Nick channeled his Irish ancestry into that accent

Hell yeah dude

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971

2 жыл бұрын

This comment rules.

@onlineperson1196

2 жыл бұрын

You're my cabron dude

This is a classic.

Am I having a stroke? Did they just mention Glasgow Celtic?

Hell ya dude. I'm gay.

The Grey was awesome. The cut scene at the end of the credits with the [both breathing] captions... Whole new level. The plane crash scene? Xohan Xohandoxios from GoT is there... Best man vs nature I've seen in a bit. Like the Edge, but with more discount cgi

Jetset pissing yourself blowing it on television. Man when you put it that way im jealous too

“we’re trying to sell tickets to this shit not put on the olympics” funniest shit to say about star wars now its the opposite

It's actually so impressive how far Stav has come without being funny.

He punched a 15 year old student when he was a substitute teacher. Not sure the student’s race.

@STOKERMATHALLAN

2 жыл бұрын

He probably wasn't sure either but just in case

@raoulduke344

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair though, the student pulled a knife on him.

@sifunmon

10 ай бұрын

@@raoulduke344really ?

@raoulduke344

10 ай бұрын

@sifunmon aye, there's an interview where he talks about it, as far as I remember, but I originally saw it in a Fact Fiend vid.

Goddamn Nick is good at accents and impressions

“Why not just make him a plane ?” 😂

3:20 Uhh.... they do.

0:40 Definitely some kind of gay weapon.

The weapon he said was a cosh.

1:20 Paul McGrath, some would say Ireland's best soccer player, was black.

@chilewaters4600

2 жыл бұрын

I would argue Roy Keane is the undefeated champion of Ireland, also I'm sure this Paul guy is gay

@jonnysupreme

2 жыл бұрын

@@chilewaters4600 Roy Keane is deffo gay

@roryslaine7896

2 жыл бұрын

Glad somebody is putting some respect on Paul McGraths name!

@ed95755

2 жыл бұрын

The black pearl

@GoatsatanRex

Ай бұрын

So he’s not Irish then. Who is the best actual Irish soccer player? Not African transplant

I’ve always wanted to go on a long train journey.

Somebody needs to cure him of his new found acceptance

an Irish bar mitzva is when you commit your first hate crime, lol wtf.

but he does a really good michael collins

This is more relevant now in Ireland considering all the invaders we have right now lmao

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub

Ай бұрын

Yeah, if only you guys were still the invaders

He's not even Irish he's Northern Irish lmao

pretty sure they’re talking about a cudgel

1:42 holy shit. I want to make music with you

@GS-to9oe

2 жыл бұрын

Thin Lizzy 😂😂😂😂

lol stab said center back on the Celtics

Yes lol

Adam has never made me laugh. True story

@CollegeDroputPowerpoints

2 ай бұрын

Check the Chelsea Clinton compilation

Lot more black guys here than the dead guy from thin lizzy 😭😭

@GoatsatanRex

Ай бұрын

RIP Ireland

Still team Meersham. Fuck the haters. BingBong

Is that Louie J. Gomez laughing? Nice cross over episode with LOS!

@maguy8133

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

Nick is Irish right?

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub

Ай бұрын

He's gay

@EVO6-

Ай бұрын

Irish American has basically nothing to do witn Irish proper

🧀

Nick stole Schindler's Pissed from me and my brother like 20 years ago. Our version was basically Inglourious Basterds but Liam Neeson.

My wife was killed by God 😂

2:17 is that a real thing?

@Nvananon

2 жыл бұрын

no

@Emilio_Draconetti

2 жыл бұрын

damn i wanted a ghoulebrecht

I wish Liam was still racist

Forging an obsidian bastard sword dubbed "Neeson's Rage"

I still like Liam coz he didn't use the n word, he was angry at black people and he called us black not niggas, honestly am from Africa and I don't understand why African Americans get so angry, they use the word themselves... As an African I believe black people should stop using the n word, otherwise it's double standard to say one group can use the word and others don't, it doesn't make sense, over here we understand the n word is equivalent to saying black, it's just a word

@FrutoVT

2 жыл бұрын

Americans get so angry because Adam controls the media along with his family

@headdog

2 жыл бұрын

To paraphrase the late, great Patrice O’Neal African Americans will never receive reparations for slavery. The only reparations they will ever receive is the right to say whatever the fuck they want to whoever about whatever.

@namedidii

2 жыл бұрын

African Booty Scratcher

@thedumbdog1964

2 жыл бұрын

This is an interesting perspective, thanks for sharing it. I agree with you on him not using the n word and conveying his experience

@Asign2012

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate perspective

Get Chris Tordoff on the podcast. Kinda Irish Andy Kaufman 2.0, but something different and relevant. Heil Schlug, heil Fontaine. Him and Nick are some of the only funny impressionists left in tha game. I'm a practicing homosexual.

@houlmyhead9947

2 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck I did not expect to see oul Francis himself brought up in a cumtown thread.... class... and yes, he would be amazing on the show. He likes to keep his image clean though and I dont think cumtown lines up with most folks idea of clean

I'm Irish 🙌

@EVO6-

Ай бұрын

Sure you are

@castortroy6588

Ай бұрын

​@@EVO6- yep ! From Derry 🇮🇪

Just saying, there are a lot of black Irish people in ireland. My family has roots for the US and have been living in Ireland for 3 generations.

@FrogWalrus

7 күн бұрын

That’s unfortunate, hopefully Ireland fixes this.

The name of the weapon was a "kosh". Typically an improvised blunt instrument

Actually a ski mountain in Québec murdered his wife🙏