"I needed girl" - LGR 2017.

@Nova_Needle

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm not the happiest girl right now" - LGR 2017

@fnln3011

4 жыл бұрын

Thirsty game reviews

@CpnGame

6 ай бұрын

"I like lady." - LGR 2017

@olivercharles2930

Ай бұрын

I like how it isn't even A girl, just "I needed girl".

When people write out your name, they REALLY need to make sure to put enough space between the "L" and the "I". I thought he was insulting you there for a second.

@LGR

7 жыл бұрын

It's true, every birthday. i.imgur.com/4qknJoP.jpg

@Infindox

7 жыл бұрын

Dean Thomas Good to know I wasn't the only one who saw that xD

@UnFrSaKn

7 жыл бұрын

I forgot your name was Clint. It makes sense now.

@carlklitzke9455

7 жыл бұрын

Every time..

@annmareeofoz

7 жыл бұрын

It's a term of endearment in some countries ;) lol

hopefully they release it on steam

@alfies11

7 жыл бұрын

didma I'd totally buy that.

@hugzpls

7 жыл бұрын

Or GOG, they might release it for free.

@CheapBastard1988

6 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to start making the creepy photo collages.

@lierofjeld5051

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaha ;D

@420sakura1

5 жыл бұрын

Now I want this is Epic "Store".

0:46 OOOOOOOOOOOH It says 'Clint'. I thought it said something else there for a second.

@debsreno911

5 жыл бұрын

same lol

@UltimateMTB

5 жыл бұрын

i paused to look at the rest of the note to see if this was intentional or if Eddie's handwriting is actually like that... the L's & I's were all the same so i guess it wasnt on purpose

@companionsytoriginal873

4 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateMTB **looks at reply bar of 2nd hearted comment** Yea ur reply is copy-pasted.

@eddiehimself

4 жыл бұрын

Of course if it had been missing the "n" it would have meant the same thing LOL.

@homerhat420

4 жыл бұрын

That's how I start all my letters/emails.

"I CAN ME O.K. WATCH" - that inspires me! Thanks, Clint!

@capitanwuaja

7 жыл бұрын

"I CAN WATCH ME O.K."

@spiff2268

7 жыл бұрын

I'm sure you can find that on a Japanese t-shirt.

@SomeGuy_GRM

6 жыл бұрын

I would buy that shirt.

@ASpooneyBard

6 жыл бұрын

"We'll bang, okay?"

@davemarx7856

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a possible title for a Steven Colbert book.

"welcome to some garbage" yes.

@heythatsprettygood6492

7 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@nicholas201111

7 жыл бұрын

EposVox I needed girl !

@ilackedtheheart

5 жыл бұрын

It's like I'm in a Vinesauce stream! actually replace garbage with trash and you're correct.

@jamesprovost2602

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

You know...for a game that's supposed to be "all about me" there're an awful lot pictures of Christina Aguilera. Really steals my thunder, man.

@WingMaster562

4 жыл бұрын

imagine if instead having Christina Aguilera on the game box, it'll be just a mirror.

I thought the girl talking here was voice clips of Christina Aguilera. Took me almost 3 minutes to figure it out.

@koilamaoh4238

4 жыл бұрын

Me tooo, very confused lol.

@Flowtail

4 жыл бұрын

Wait

@MarkBurfeind

4 жыл бұрын

Same. ^

@CoolJRT2009

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still confused... who is it?

@em84c

4 жыл бұрын

Same!

Good lord, those opening menus seem more like an adult "friend finder" site. .... not... that I KNOW what those sites look like. *cough cough*

@audymaulizar6697

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure you don't... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

"this was the year 2000, She wasn't quite X-tina yet, she hadn't quite discovered drugs... at least the right ones..." Holy shit that part killed me.

@Jeffmetal42

7 жыл бұрын

Also, the Xtina phase of her career was my favorite.... I was 15 and DAMN SHE LOOKED SKANKY!! Still have a poster of the slutty Rolling Stone cover she did somewhere in storage... one day I shall hang it back up, and instantly piss off my girlfriend!!!

@fabriciocrasher7917

7 жыл бұрын

I love me some xtina, but i'm from Cuba, is she still famous in US like she was?

@Jeffmetal42

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure really. I don't watch TV or keep up with pop culture too much these days. I know she was a judge on an 'American Idol' type show but I don't remember the name of it or if it did well. I don't hear much about her so I'm guessing she isn't too popular. I could be wrong though. Seems like in the states the only thing the media cares about is if a celebrity is going crazy or getting in trouble, I guess that means she is doing well since the media isn't bothering her.

@fabriciocrasher7917

7 жыл бұрын

hmmmm got it! But..was she popular back then?

@5roundsrapid263

7 жыл бұрын

Fabricio Crasher She had a couple of hits around 2000. After that, she kind of faded away.

I'm a genie in a DOSBox, you gotta run me the right way.bat

@vooveks

5 жыл бұрын

Have a like from a year in the future!

@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710

5 жыл бұрын

"Come on over, come on over baby Cause all I want is you..... To play this game

This is amazing that this exists. The year 2000 was out of control.

@readordiefanatic

7 жыл бұрын

It really was.

@mslita09

6 жыл бұрын

It was awesome :D

@charlescampuz5812

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Hovey You’re talking about Y2K, right?

@jamesgarlick4573

4 жыл бұрын

In defense of the year 2000, everyone DID think the world was ending, so...

@Vixen1525

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesgarlick4573 But why? Because of this millenium bug thing?

Best solo audio clip ever "I needed girl".

@projects6610

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Tarrant Someone needs to make that a meme

@auntiem0thman

6 жыл бұрын

Don't we all need girl?

"I Can Me O.K" Words to live by.

@clawhammr666

7 жыл бұрын

I read it as 'I can watch me o.k." :I

@ndm13

7 жыл бұрын

DemonClaw When your KZread video doesn't get taken down.

"You're not as cool as you think you are" thats an anime insult right there.

@eddiehimself

4 жыл бұрын

"You think you're too cool for school... Well, I've got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite: *you aren't!*"

@jamesgarlick4573

4 жыл бұрын

More like a Tsundere insult lol

"You ever seen the inside of a rotary engine?" "All the time. Every day."

@eddiehimself

4 жыл бұрын

Quit being such a Wankel.

@Turborulla

3 жыл бұрын

I feel the pain

@nimmen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Turborulla username and image checks out

This turned out hilarious despite the mediocrity of the "game." I could not stop laughing at that Me sticker. Completely lost my shit.

@sonygod5418

7 жыл бұрын

you call this mediocrity :P i call this worse then Super man 64, zelda Philip CDi games and DR jackel and Me hydes at least they are games but ths wtf is this :P

@mrobbmr

7 жыл бұрын

This, you guys should do more mediocre games. You already did a cosmo one, but that would have been a good collab

@DrymouthCWW

7 жыл бұрын

PushingUpRoses you guys have good chemistry ;)

@MihaiGradin

7 жыл бұрын

This video is Priceless! =))

@Dragonfire511

7 жыл бұрын

ME too lol xd

i lost it when Duke Nukem appeared

@maximusnukeage

4 жыл бұрын

"Blow it out your ass"

"Voice Over Artist: Rachel Jackson" so that's not even really christina we're hearing..

@pumpkinnecromancer2490

3 жыл бұрын

Ya think these developers had the budget to hire the real Xtina to voice a shitty activity center?

@Marvin.626

Жыл бұрын

@@pumpkinnecromancer2490 i dunno, but... yes? if not then what was even the point? then again, probably this game was made for a demographic with an IQ 8 and up. they certainly wouldnt even care...

Where is my Shia lebouf DLC?

@hexyko4850

4 жыл бұрын

There's probably an Even Stevens CD-ROM out there.

- Have you seen the inside of a rotary engine? - All the time, every day hahahahahahah

@MCMonsterbuilder

7 жыл бұрын

Dorito Power :D

@maelgugi

7 жыл бұрын

MoFBox POWAAAA!

@adamszuszkiewicz1709

7 жыл бұрын

The most effective way to get rid of oil

The notification edited out the "For Windows 98" bit, and I thought we were getting the most unlikely music video in the universe.

@63ch31

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Smith Same, man. Saaaame.

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'll just ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg

Its like they took some stalker's creepy Christina Aguilera worship wall and made a game out of it.

@ryandevan2793

3 жыл бұрын

Is this supposed to be about Christina Aguilera or Sheryl Crow? kzread.info/dash/bejne/qoWM17uGYq7HYpc.html

This game should be remastered for the n64!

@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470

7 жыл бұрын

Jared Connell Yeah. We need to enjoy it in high quality!

@stigoftdump

7 жыл бұрын

teh best version was for the sega saturn fkn casuals

@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470

7 жыл бұрын

RadHazard Lets throw it on the Virtual Boy as well!

@PollyGlodd

7 жыл бұрын

Jared Connell That's actually a fitting game for CD-I

@hikari_no_yume

7 жыл бұрын

this would TOTALLY be a 64DD game in an alternate universe

"She won't shut up" Christina Aguilera in a nutshell

When I get down in the dumps and depressed, I have to remember to tell myself Christina Aguileras motivating words. "I Can Me O.K." and it gets me through my day.

"she hadn't quite discovered drugs... at least, not the right ones" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This video was *SO MUCH FUN* .

@VaatiOfDarkness

6 жыл бұрын

Just like Shopping! :D (C'mon, let's see some tricks!)

@thegardenofeatin5965

6 жыл бұрын

It's really easy!

Woah a 1920x1440 video. I can finally use my CRT without letterboxing.

@LGR

7 жыл бұрын

👍

@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

6 жыл бұрын

Lazy Game Reviews why was it though

12:51 "Intended solely for private use. Public performance or other use is expressly prohibited" you definitely are a risk taker! 3:30

@MuttFitness

5 жыл бұрын

There's usually an out for reviews.

I’d love to see LGR do the old Lizzie McGuire McDonald’s CD-ROMs they put in happy meals in the mid 2000s.

This looks like an early 2000's poopy program you got in cornflakes boxes...

@martinhorvath4117

4 жыл бұрын

HEY! I GOT SPORE FROM THOSE. (the demo :( )

Inspiration Station, 9:53 - In my dreariest pits of depression I will always be a little bit uplifted by Christina Aguilera's wise words: "I Can Me OK. Watch" Yep, if you can at least "me" a little bit, you're probably good. It's hard, sometimes, this me-ing.

Ha. 12:48 Voice over artist - Rachel Jackson. Christina literally did no work for this.

@ThePiquedPigeon

6 жыл бұрын

At 12:41 it also says "Featuring the voice of Christina Aguilera", so maybe she did some work. I think Rachel did the voice-over at 10:05, as it sounds quite different from all the other voice-overs in the game.

This whole product reminds me of those early porno dvds for some reason.

@5roundsrapid263

7 жыл бұрын

metalmugen I know! 2:18 looks like a signup page for a nude photo site.

@RegularCupOfJoe

6 жыл бұрын

Do you, uh... have experience with said DVDs?

@hexyko4850

4 жыл бұрын

It's the bad graphics and crappy quality photos haha.

@cybercoltz9054

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes 😂👌

I can't help but love the silly editing on this video. I also love that you made another one of these videos with PushingUpRoses, its been ages since and I love them.

@LGR

7 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

Same things make us laugh make us cry - bigsmoke

@uzimyspecial

7 жыл бұрын

YungRetroGamer all you had to do was uninstall the damn game, CJ!

"she hadn't quite discovered drugs yet" is my new favorite quote of all time. My sides are in orbit

"C LI N T" Creepiest scrapbook software ever.

@cardbored_

4 жыл бұрын

Im The southpaw kerning ftw

@plaindrifter2189

4 жыл бұрын

Nice name. Might you also be known as "Spike the Stampede"?

1:10 Yes Christina, this is my first time. Please be gentle.

Finally a game for all the RX-7 people out there.

This program reminds me of the girls I went to high school with a LOT. Two reasons why: The teen magazine content like horoscopes and quizzes that girls were oddly obsessed with circa 2001, and the CONSTANT need to be reassured "this is so easy."

Each screen of this game looks like a Vaporwave album

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

@darianbaxley8850

7 жыл бұрын

JIST DO IT

@Flaming1100

7 жыл бұрын

Your dreams must be stopped, I use whiskey.

@PurushNahiMahaPurush

7 жыл бұрын

Meta

@nickford2692

2 жыл бұрын

You mean ..... DREAMY eyes? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! OUCH! My knees! My knees! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH......EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Welcome to some garbage. Hahaha. Awesome.

@simontay4851

7 жыл бұрын

The best place for it I think. Its total utter shite.

@SandwichGlitch

7 жыл бұрын

I like my garbage like 20 years old...

@CanuckGod

6 жыл бұрын

It's funny, because I never watched this until now, even though I did notice when it was posted... had I realized PushingUpRoses had joined Clint to talk shit about it, I'd have watched sooner :)

We know why you really hated this: no woodgrain background available on the collage thing -> hard pass!

@LGR

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, yeah that certainly didn't help my opinion of it.

0:47 At first, I thought Eddie was addressing you in a very offensive way.

@alanbareiro6806

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, it DOES say "Clint" afterall

"Do you really want to quit?" NO NO NO NO "Are you going to do the ORA ORA thing?" YES YES YES YES

@pavelvicentiu8744

5 жыл бұрын

That's a JoJo reference?

My crush: so why do you want to go to the prom with me? Me: I NEED GIRL

Christina has one of those voices that can sell Adam and Eve products.

"CLINT" - watch your kerning there, buddy...

Eddie should do a better job separating his Ls and Is. It looks like he's opening up his letter with an insult, or he's Australian.

@danielgehring7437

7 жыл бұрын

...wait, OMG it says "Clint"!? I, uh, I wish I'd known that when the boss walked by. :/

@Art7220

4 жыл бұрын

What does that mean, the Australian thing? Pondered this for a bit.

@TheSilentWalkerz

4 жыл бұрын

Art7220 Aussies address their friends as the c-word.

You need cheat codes to get all that stickers...

Manager - "hey Christina, to build on your success and build a brand ive been in contact with a dev who will use your image for a game for your fans. You know the stuff, mini games, secret dairy etc." Christina - *puts down coke and looks up* "oh yea, yeah, sure cool do it. 5 years later ------ Former Manager - "Hey Chrissie, its Anton. Just been going through my past accounts, you remember that kids game disc thing you released? Christina - "no." Former Manager - "well im transferring the profits over to you. You should get the $31 by next monday. Christina - "lol kk thanks Adam." Former manager - "its Anton." Christina - "Whateva."

This game should have been titled: "Christina Aguilera in self indulgence world". This "product" is just probably the most narcissist popstar glorification game there is.

@largol33t1

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, Britney had one that was slightly similar!

@BooDotBoo

4 жыл бұрын

Probably, but I doubt SHE specifically wanted to make it; her manager or something probably had her do it. It's like all the weird celeb crap, like a whole Jonas Brothers or Justin Beiber movie, which wasn't really a movie, it was just showing them doing stuff no one actually cared about, except the most obsessed fans.

I was distracted Christina wearing her pants just ever so slightly off center in the dream screen.

@DashinGhost

7 жыл бұрын

Malkav The Mad Yeah, I thought that was a bit strange

@5roundsrapid263

7 жыл бұрын

That was the style back then. Remember thongs hanging out?

I would have got this back then for a guilty pleasure. I used to have a crush on Christina Aguilera when she was coming up. I think I was 17 or 18 when this came out. Funny video!

This rotary engine reference KILLED me!

I don't know about you guys but I'm now thoroughly inspired to follow my dreams.

"The bartender is my soulmate." Hahaha, I can't stop laughing!

6:51 Christina looks just a tad creepy in this pic, lol.

@5roundsrapid263

7 жыл бұрын

FanfareT.Loudest It looks like the start of a photo shoot for a late '90s adult site!

@davemarx7856

6 жыл бұрын

Like she *just* had a botox injection

@XaneMyers

6 жыл бұрын

It's the lighting and the way she's looking at the viewer...though the color scheme of this part overall doesn't help. It's creepier when she appears on the "dream key collected" screen with no explanation of what to do, just staring you down with only a picture to her left. Strangely, I feel like I'd want this particular picture from the game just because of the slight creepiness of that overall screen.

@keijijohnson9754

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, she’s creepier looking in the “quit game” screen.

0:13 I love how Christina's bangs perfectly incircle her face. Very aesthetically pleasing.

0:44 Am I the only one who thinks this Eddy person should have written Clint's name better!? Because I was briefly gobsmacked.

@01:50 Mazda RX-8 Yeahhhhhhhhhh

@retropotatoe

7 жыл бұрын

Crap engine

@bgfrxst

6 жыл бұрын

Not only, there was LADA's with almost exactly same engine.

"Everything is temporary."

Tiger is probably dead

@39zack

3 жыл бұрын

😿

_I'm not the happiest girl right now._

"I like.... lady." LGR Quote of the Year 2017?

can't wait for the HD remake

"I like lady" -LGR

2:03 her "oh" is like "oh this is a porn thing"

@plaindrifter2189

4 жыл бұрын

It's that pic of Christina pulling down on her pants!

Wow! That is one terrible piece of software! But the part where you were making your creepy stalker collage had me laughing :-)

This software should be in the horror category.

I'm heading to the hospital because this just gave me multiple forms of cancer.

This "game" got me into IT and PC gaming. Thank you for the flashbacks.

"I'm not the happiest girl right now..."😂

8:18 Totally not creepy to look at personal picture of someone, totally not creepy...

I remember this was a marketing gimmick back in the late 90's/Early 2000's where they would release a mini game either on the Music CD itself or have an accompanying disc with puzzle games, commentary and graphical menus. I remember one came with an Aerosmith CD I bought in the late 90's and even offered a mail-order peripheral that was a plastic guitar pick to play along in a sort of Proto Guitar Hero style game. I sent off for it and it was clunky, poor response and connected through the parallel port! I'll see if I can find it and maybe send it your way. Love your stuff!

@agrey2986

6 жыл бұрын

John Goodman Captain Crunch did this too... but that game was fun.

“Discover me!”

@davidkshow

5 жыл бұрын

It is very cool

5:09 "Cool" cue card made me laugh so hard.

0:45 That “LI” in “CLINT” looks a little bit too much like a “U”....

As much as I miss the 90s, it was a very tacky time. 😆 The U.I., colors, and patterns both comfort and hurt at the same time. lol

You and Roses are my favorite combo!

I'm here to follow my dreams and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Well, back then a lot of teenagers had some dreams with her.

@MrStatistx

7 жыл бұрын

and i bet she wouldn't wanted to have anyone follow on them.

Nothing is true. Everything is Christina Aguilera.

I was so inspired, I followed and achieved my dream! I became a mafia boss! I run racketeering, identity theft, insurance fraud, stolen goods, money laundering, gambling, illegal weapons and human trafficking businesses all over the world and it's all thanks to you! I knew if someone believed in me, I could do it! Now, I can snort cocaine, extort people over the phone and watch young women dance naked on my yacht 24/7, while I pass out from whiskey intoxication. Thanks Christina Aguilera! I'm living the dream! I'm like a real life Tommy Vercetti XD Info for FBI and interpol: I'm not actually mafia... I'm a car salesman who enjoys geeky videos about obscure software XD

Instant classic episode for the channel. This would also make a great James and Mike Monday game.

I'm a very simple guy. I see an LGR video, I make a point to watch it at some point that same day. I see an LGR video including Proses, I click ASAP...

A lot of teenage boys had dreams about Christina Aguilera that they couldn’t follow.

That letter had me dying.. Literally thought someone titled it C**t 🤦🏼😄😂

Proof that if you have a licensed property and a 72-hour deadline, you can do anything! Follow your dreams.

Ok I feel kinda stupid asking but you added that Duke Nukem picture right?

@Africa893

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Snyder nah they programmed it to show up when someone types in "Duke Nukem".

@GigaBoost

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Snyder of course he did

@sketcharmslong6289

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I'm proud of ya bro. Best to broadcast those thoughts!

6:32 Does "The Thinker" statue look odd to anyone else? I vividly recall the statue holding a closed fist under his chin. If you're reading this, or remember it differently, I strongly recommend you look into it further.

The editing is simple but so effective, I laughed out loud several times during this. I'd nearly forgotten how good LGR and Roses' dynamic is.

Went through an existential crisis myself because of this video. T_T

Watching my girls play games, this would be completely appealing to them. They're 8 and 10 years old. Granted, my wife and I would reject the game. The girls coming out of the Disney factory just are not ideal role models.

@sweetpjeb23

7 жыл бұрын

idk man. hilary duff was pretty amazing

@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710

5 жыл бұрын

@@sweetpjeb23 I think she was the only child star that had her shit together.

@hexyko4850

4 жыл бұрын

Don't know, there are better games... as a kid I played a lot of flash games but you can find decent CD-ROMs out there, as long as you search for them. Barbie and Evergirl were kind of interesting. Now all you have are surgery and pregnant Elsa games. That's creepy.

@BooDotBoo

4 жыл бұрын

A few child stars have been okay, but yeah, most have completely gone off the deep end or killed themselves. Child stardom will do that to you, though, I guess.

Jay Weisman, the producer of this game is a BDSM writer and speaker

You know it's the year 2000 when Christina Aguilera has a windows 98 interactive program that features animated Rotary engines in the main menus. Or is it the future?? Mazda took note and started making the rotary again. Thanks Christina Aguilera! Our dreams really did come true!