It wasn't even the puns. It was the delivery.

@Benson05

2 жыл бұрын

First

@melodeyh970

2 жыл бұрын

She just sped away leaving the others laughing at her puns

@KeepForward223

2 жыл бұрын

3rd

@JulienWuzHear

2 жыл бұрын

Hi I subscribed to your channel

@LydiaJ.304

2 жыл бұрын

4th

Some say you can still hear the giggles of King Mythical J. Sausage in the night air as you sail these same waters! Greatest Tour Ever!!!

@F0NGOFF

2 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@nicohakobyankinnie

2 жыл бұрын

**giggles intensify**

@froggo2412

2 жыл бұрын

Only 3 comments?

@namrataarts_

2 жыл бұрын

@@froggo2412 4 (but now 5 ig )

@chillhouse5851

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! 😂

i love how joel is just going quietly "oh my" after each one like he was dying inside lmao

You can feel in Joel's sighs the undertone that "yall may enjoy her now, but I'm the one who has to live with this 24/7."

It was great live and even better to rewatch haha

@raichiu4749

2 жыл бұрын

I edited this comment because I found it cringe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ you 'll never know what I said

@pizzyauwu1075

2 жыл бұрын

OwO

@X_-happyme-_X

2 жыл бұрын

Ee

@LovingYouIsLethal

2 жыл бұрын

Hello Fhip

@philackley4451

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Fwhip

Alternative title: the ocean queen tortures her husband with puns in retaliation for him forcing her to wear his face

@foxythegamer9067

2 жыл бұрын

OMG SO TRUE 😃

@GracemarieJohnson2763

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! Now THAT'S payback 🤣

@sleepy_clauuu

2 жыл бұрын

Basically yeah, ur right 😂😂😂

@dnieto1466

2 жыл бұрын

She also broke King Sausage of Mythland.

@death_moon3957

2 жыл бұрын

True and this made me laugh so hard I amost can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:30 "On the left here, you'll see the swamp empire. We're actually gonna keep our distance from this one because, in terms of puns for it, I was far from swamped."

As someone who loves so-bad-they're-good puns, this was hilarious! Having just finished up Last Life before watching this, I feel like we need a "LDShadowLady vs InTheLittleWood: Battle for the Best Worst Joke" at some point (if you're both up for it, of course). I'm not sure we'd all survive though, lol.

@zebra_everything

2 жыл бұрын

I'd actually die if that happened.. Yes Please

@anthonycipparone6205

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, all trees wood be cut down so there wood be no reason to come (if u don't understand the joke is about inthelittlewoods and be the woods got cut so did the jokes)

@hnnh621

2 жыл бұрын

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

@Its_Just_Me1411

Жыл бұрын

@@zebra_everything

@AngelaRoseHeart

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonycipparone6205 at least you cut straight into the point or we wood have been lost.

The way she delivers them is so monotonous and that makes it even more hilarious Oh and the three second gap between the pun and the reaction.... 🤣

@SophieRo_

2 жыл бұрын

@chding zuure Sausage couldn't help but laugh. There were also some laugh coughs! Haha

@darekgronowski4460

2 жыл бұрын

I love minecrat

@Silverstar-wt5rj

2 жыл бұрын

“It’s a slow burner, that one”

@dumbgirl370

2 жыл бұрын

Stitch crew,!! Yuhhhh

"How cheesey do you want the jokes?" Lizzie: *yes*

@zoe_00

2 жыл бұрын

But also… “How hilarious do you want the jokes” Lizzie: yes

@foxythegamer9067

2 жыл бұрын

JOKES ARE OVER POWERED

@aidenmason5269

2 жыл бұрын

These puns are so cheesy, they made me lactose intolerant.

@jeanxlol767

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenmason5269 LMAOOO

@celinee113

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenmason5269 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WASNT MENT TO LAUGH THAT HARD LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sausage: *literally throwing up the whole time* Joel: *disappointed in his funny unfunny wife* Fwip: *mostly quiet the whole time*

You can see at 3:12 that Lizzie has gained Rotten Flesh and a Drowned head. That means a zombie tried to kill the mood.

@jaydonroberts1110

3 ай бұрын

Even the undead hated her puns

There are 3 types of people: Joel: Groaning at every joke FWhip: Chuckling a bit at some of them Sausage: Legitimately dying from laughter. I am genuinely concerned for his health. Edit: Grammatical error

@kingyaoithe3rd

2 жыл бұрын

^^^^^

@rabbitgamer8718

2 жыл бұрын

@Bert 238 😐

@sokovianwidow

2 жыл бұрын

Frrrr

@kaylakaty132

2 жыл бұрын

@Bert 238 what

@Porcelain_moon

2 жыл бұрын

@Bert 238 Ya reallly are a bert😑

I love how Joel is completely over the puns while Sausage and Fwhip are all for it 😂

@justtryingmybest3479

2 жыл бұрын

He probably has to deal with her cheesy puns 24/7 lol

@nova_thepotato6942

2 жыл бұрын

@@justtryingmybest3479 Was just about to say that

@victoriaferrizzi6281

2 жыл бұрын

i was gonna comment that-

@aa-cl9sb

Жыл бұрын

lizzy is the winggirl of the marrige

The pun-ishing ocean tour….a perfect torture for those who hate puns. For the rest of us, a fun little “turn”, just the right length, all new, and therefore funny rather than “old”. Thank you!

Even though these jokes are corny, I still find them aMAIZEing.

@zebra_everything

2 жыл бұрын

That was such a sweet joke sweetcorn

@hennanorthernireland569

Жыл бұрын

...

@PAlGE_

Жыл бұрын

…

@thatoneguy9399

11 ай бұрын

I know it’s been a year for a response, I just had to let it grow on me

It's everything. A true masterpiece. The writing. The tone. The audience. Everything fit like a jigsaw.

@clorxiiq

Жыл бұрын

1.9k likes and 0 comments? I’ll fix that...

@Cr1msonP

Ай бұрын

2.2k likes but 1 comment? ill fix that...

Lizzie is one of the only people who can make dad jokes absolutely hilarious :D

@flxffyclxud100

2 жыл бұрын

true

@sleep_is_a_suggestion8003

2 жыл бұрын

Very true.

@winnieandme5814

2 жыл бұрын

True

@MN-ys2pe

2 жыл бұрын

her and martyn get passes for dad jokes for me atleast

@foxythegamer9067

2 жыл бұрын

Very true! Hey Im hungry -Joel Hi hungry Im wife!-Lizzle

I love the brief moment of silence between the joke and the laughter that it takes for everyone to get it.

HOW DID SHE COME UP WITH THEM SO FAST- unless she prepped them before this? But seriously Lizzie is just so creative with these

the fact that they're all wearing Joel'$ head makes this 100x funnier.

@Marry-Duno

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

"THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING" Her voice is still adorable even if she's shouting 😍

She managed to say ALL of those without a laugh, fantastic!!

4:50 You can tell Lizzy thought of every pun in the book.

@SophieStarPlayxz

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that it was actually punny😅😂

@Klee._.Dodoco

2 жыл бұрын

@@SophieStarPlayxz that was actually very punny 😂

@SophieStarPlayxz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Klee._.Dodoco thank you! i'm not the best at jokes so i always have to check

I have never seen Joel with so much disappointment and yet so much pride that Lizzie is his wife

Lizzie: “Welcome to the ocean boat tour! This is your captain speaking!” Also Lizzie: “AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!”

@nicolejones3686

2 жыл бұрын

That took me a while to realise that was pun lol 😆

@jessezigg

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@Niniisamazing

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicolejones3686 it’s a pun?

4:33 I think I get it. She said right before the ship was carrying a cargo of colored wool and 15 sheep. In my interpretation, the sheep on the boat were the source of the colored wood. So, all the sheep were DYED but the sheep didn't DIE

@Salamencee

2 жыл бұрын

ps lizzie if you happen to see this please tell me if i had the right interpretation

@Daisy_-dw2ms

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I got from it as well!!! Great job!!

Lizzie, as the jokester of my family I would like to say thank you for this video, you have supplied me with many more puns

@Strawbiwi

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@zebra_everything

2 жыл бұрын

me 3 LOL

@Silent0nyx

2 жыл бұрын

Same here 👍

i love the guys reactions. Sausage sounds like he's dying, Joel is cringing and fWhip is having the time of his life

i love how half the time theu just sound like disappointed children when their father makes another dad joke

@GracemarieJohnson2763

2 жыл бұрын

Mostly it's Joel groaning in disappointment. Sausage was cracking up.

3:34 I was waiting for her to say "I'm not codding."

The pure disappointment in Joel's voice made this is even more fantastic then it already was

Alternative title: Lizzie making her friends lose braincells for 5 minutes and 26 seconds straight

I love all of these but “This is your captain speaking” “AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING” is one of my favorites

( 1:26 ) Lizzy: i bet your wondering how all these trees got here Lizzy: they just 'logged in' sausage (i think?'): PAH!

@GracemarieJohnson2763

4 ай бұрын

Yup, that was Sausage 😂

Listening to this again after crying many times, you make all of us so happy, thank you Lizzie

@GracemarieJohnson2763

2 жыл бұрын

I hope things get better for you

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracemarieJohnson2763 LIZZIE ALWAYS MAKES THINGS BETTER ❤️

@NOTMEORYOU69696

2 жыл бұрын

Keep your head up :) Everyone on Empires has helped me keep my spirits high during some of the most challenging times of my life, recently. :D

2 жыл бұрын

@@NOTMEORYOU69696 we can all agree they're amazing

puns are usually painful to hear. but this, this healed me.

@timwoods2852

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder if that was punintentional.

@tiandraartist7118

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly I don't get some of them

The ocean tour puns were the best dad jokes I’ve ever heard. Edit: my comment is cursed it’s at 666

@starry.nightss

2 жыл бұрын

fr tho

@yoda8700

2 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@susanna9521

2 жыл бұрын

Actually 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mujifuji8572

2 жыл бұрын

Best I've ever SEAn

@susanna9521

2 жыл бұрын

@@mujifuji8572 Your being a little SHELLlfish for stealing her joke! (Lol I don't know what I'm talkin about XD)

1:42 Those cat puns were very CATsual

@Rosiewarriorscats

7 ай бұрын

I know! Thay we’re catastic!

@GracemarieJohnson2763

4 ай бұрын

Without the jokes, this tour would've been a CATastrophe

As a connoisseur of awful puns, I'm very proud of you and also weirdly so of Joel for successfully convincing you to husband him. If I ever manage to find a partner who is even half as quick with the puns as you are, I'll be a happy man.

I literally couldn't stop laughing during this episode, the jokes are so bad theyre funny 💀

@adoringlily

2 жыл бұрын

Gurl me too me too

Hearing sausage hysterically laugh at every joke was absolutely gold Lizzy! 🤣

I love how lizzie just runs away after every pun.

Lizze:*making puns* Fwhip and Myhical Sausage:*laughing Joel:*considering divorcing lizze for saying dad jokes*

The silent pause they take after each pun to process it is just amazing

i love at the "all those sheep *dyed* , but at least they all survived" pun everyone was so confused

@rivermclean1493

Жыл бұрын

That took me months to figure out the pun

There's an ocelot of jokes over here timestamp 1:56 So funny

I love the way joel, fwhip, and sausage just keep trying to hold in their laughs but cant and it sounds so awkward!

The boat was annoyed the paddle fell over the side. Getting it back would be an oar-deal. The puns in this video were pure puurfection- especially the jungle ones

@samosa936

2 жыл бұрын

Truee

@kane2875

2 жыл бұрын

There would be a koala in the jungle, but they didn’t meet the koalafications to get in.

@awesomeperson3342

2 жыл бұрын

@@kane2875 Yeah, but at least those ocelots were being CATsual about it

@scaredy-catt

2 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeperson3342 YOU DID NOT PLEASE HELP- IM DYING

Achievement unlocked : "Magnificently Groanworthy Punster" Whale done, Ocean Queen!

@zebra_everything

2 жыл бұрын

oh... my

@megacharizardxgod5298

2 жыл бұрын

@@zebra_everything well at least they had a Whale of a time ;)

@megacharizardxgod5298

2 жыл бұрын

but i think we all can agree that lizzie is Punstoppable

@doggiedogdogg875

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the highest rank in the sea, its the surface of those waters

@Rosiewarriorscats

7 ай бұрын

Whale…that shellingly was interesting

i love how it sometimes took them a minute to realise what you said... that just made it funnier

I like when LDshadowlady says “hey we’re back what’s up doc”. It made me laugh

Your puns/jokes were amazing, I haven’t laughed this hard in ages thank you thank you 😎

@jessezigg

2 жыл бұрын

Same

*It ain't cheesy if the queen said so*

@Martiganz_

2 жыл бұрын

U

@peanutandjam

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@dcs__

2 жыл бұрын

Fair enough.

@sophieandsebastian2342

2 жыл бұрын

U

@lost-umbrella3809

2 жыл бұрын

Nice on first!!

4:28 I FINALLY GOT IT

I thought of 2 swamp puns! "We're not gonna linger on the swamp, because I don't have many puns to run bayou" and/or "There's the swamp, but I don't want it to bog us down too much." Feel free to use either of those or come up with even better ones for next time! Loved the video!

She just straight up made a bunch of puns, and made a whole video about it, this is the best.

Lizzie has finally embraced the comedian inside her, now it's taking over her queen life 😂😂

Knowing how much she loves Disney, I wouldn’t doubt this is a Jungle Cruise reference

This 100% feels inspired by the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland and as much as I hate puns, I love the commitment.

I can just imagine Lizzie aggressively smiling the entire time. 😂😂😂

Lizzie: *makes a joke* Joel: Oh my god Joel in his mind the whole time: why is my wife like this

That little squeak was the best part 2:59

The fact everyoe is enjoying the tour and Joel is just like: why am I married to this woman... is hilarious! 😂

The Fact that the boys stayed the entire time and suffered through it all, is hilarious I half expected one to fly away.

I’m in love with the way you always seem to make a pun out of everything 😂

@Nikushimi-no-umi

2 жыл бұрын

She didn't make a pun out of you Edit : don't think this as a meeeeen COMMENT

@pheebefletcher2748

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nikushimi-no-umi 😂 true

The way they laugh is just *voice-breaking*

I still come back and watch this after 1 and a half years, and it never fails to make me die of laughter every time

I can't express how much fun it was just watching this xD, Lizzie did a great job with thissss

Lizzie can just make a separate channel for literally telling dad jokes and every single shadow cadet would watch 😂 This was great!

At first, I thought someone was trolling Lizzie but then I realised that this was made by the amazing Shadow Queen herself

I can feel Joel, as i lived with an active punster for three years, and it's a good thing he left two years ago, or else he would have been sent to the dying room, but he would have lived either way.

This is a work of art. An absolute masterpiece.

She is no longer ocean queen, she is the queen of cheesy puns that annoy Joel

To be honest, this is the first time that I have ever laughed at puns. Keep it going idshadowlady! You're so far my favorite minecraft youtuber.

Did anyone else watch this over and over again because they can't stop laughing

“AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING” -LDShadowLady 2021

I couldn't stop laughing in this episode, it was so funny. Too bad you didn't have a pun for Jimmy's empire tho, that cod me by surprise. You got stuck in the mud there.

@GracemarieJohnson2763

2 жыл бұрын

Omg missed opportunity for those puns 🤣😂

@anthonycipparone6205

2 жыл бұрын

I hate you for that pun because u took my pun-ch line

@galacticart4715

Жыл бұрын

i tried going there, thank cod she didn't ruin any suprises! Maybe they were too swamped for visits though

@Phoenix_of_Apollo

Жыл бұрын

She got SWAMPED...

Haven’t watched in a few years, definitely a perfect video to come back to.

I really loved this skit and Sausage literally dying and trying not to was great 😂🤣 Joel and his oh no constantly

Sausage: choking Fwhip: Laughing Joel: Disappointed

I love how Lizzie is always herself I have been watching her for 6-7 years now and I love her sm

Lizzie saying to Sausage, Fwip and Joel (go to this time code to watch it lol ---> 2:33) - " You might be wondering all about those pants, Well they're to hide the bootie . Everyone else - Laughs their butt off . My reaction to it - LMAO I CAN'T - ITS ' IT'S WAYYY TO MUCH WORSE AND HILARIOUS LIZZIE UR THE BEST !!!! lol lol lol lol Also me - * keeps laughing for like .... "10 minutes" My mom - why are you crazily laughing for half an hour ? Dumb Me - But it's only been 10 minutes ... right ? * starting to laugh at the pun again * My mom - * Slapping her face thinking that why did she even ask me about that or she "could have escaped my unlogical , obvious and dumb excuses * Me - * Starts laughing at the pun again and again every five seconds and repeating it all the time to my relatives and neighbors in a gathering * My parents - * Slapping their faces and thinking to slap my face after the function * Me - * just laughing and laughing at my own pun * My lil' bro and sis - * Joins in and starts repeating the pun and unecessarally laughing on the pun * The relatives - * tries to keep calm and not to make a scene or embaressment and gives a fake smile and nods to show that its a good pun but its a bad pun . *AT HOME * Mom and dad - * Kicking my back and head and yelling and scolding me * me - says - "Save me lil' bro and sis !" My lil' bro and sis - "No" Me - "I will offer you two a whole month of Mcdonalds Happy Meal and Nuggies" My lil' bro and sis - "A DEAL IS A DEAL OK !" ...... * Starts crying and saying to mom and dad to stop the stupid fight and lower their voices (this happened in the middle of the night btw) Mom and dad - * finally stops beating me and put me and my siblings to bed an waits for morning to come to beat me up again * THE NEXT MORNING - Mom and dad - * coming into my bedroom to beat me up again and sees my lil's bro and sis saying that I went to school early * Also Mom and Dad - * Frustrated * {THE END} - You're biggest fan Susan (NOTE) - THIS IS ATRUE STORY !! The Actors I v my lil' bro's name - Sam Banquet Baywood my lil' sis's name - Sophia Banquet Baywood My name - Susan banquet Baywood My mom's name - Susalyn Banquet Baywood My dad's name - Samuel Banquet Baywood I KNOW I KNOW ALL OF THEIR NAME STARTS WITH "S" !! GENUINELY WE ALL LOVE THE LETTER "S" OK !!

@jahangir647

2 жыл бұрын

Leave a like if you like the stupidity of my family and me lol * laughs *

@sureindubitably3771

Жыл бұрын

why would you tell us their names?

@KitKat_5-6

Ай бұрын

Weirdo

Lizzie: This is your captain speaking Lizzie: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING

oh my god thank you for this lizzie this is truly an ocean blessing

I’m so glad that you posted this. This was legit my favourite thing ever, I love puns! Also, for the Swamp kingdom, you could’ve done, “I couldn’t come up with any puns for this one, sorry, I was just swamped”

@Janae2000

2 жыл бұрын

@Bert 238 Bert please calm down

@regenwharram8150

2 жыл бұрын

@@Janae2000 Thx

Joel's reactions to Lizzie's puns is me when my friends are acting way too crazy

I knew it was coming every single time and it still hit harder than the last

I just wanna say that Lizzie is one of the only people that can turn dad jokes HILARIOUS 😂

I feel like the Joel heads just make this better, I don’t know why.

My favorite thing how it seems like none of them know whether to be impressed, laugh, or sigh with disappointment XD

I love Joel’s disappointment, fWhip’s slight chuckle and then Sausage’s uncontrolled “pffwHAH” every 10 seconds

Joel has to deal with this daily 😂 he’s one lucky guy.

"There's a lot of sighing going on" got me so badly

if i ever have a bad day i always find myself rewatching this and it never fails to make me smile

I just can’t stop laughing I was thinking about these all day once and accidentally burst out laughing in class and everyone would look at me and then when I tell them the one I was thinking about the entire class would start laughing 😂

@GracemarieJohnson2763

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I bet the teacher was laughing too 😂

@leighannawaguespack3091

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracemarieJohnson2763 SHE WAS!!!

i love how all of them started off and actually kinda laughed at her jokes but slowly got annoyed 🤣

i love lizzie’s jokes 😂💜

this entire segment was just amazing

With every “oh my” Joel side a part of his soul dies