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@horseradishpower9947

3 жыл бұрын

I AM FURIOUS. I WAS SO HAPPY YOU FINALLY CHOSE A CLASSICAL GEEK NAME, AND EXCITED ABOUT BUYING THE CHICKEN LIPS 16... THIS IS A... LET DOWN DOESN'T DESCRIBE IT. LOW MOVE, LOW MOVE...

@acerimmer2000

3 жыл бұрын

Commander fools 16 plus coming soon .

@jrambo421

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't help but get a mug, thanks!

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

@@jrambo421 Thank you for supporting us at this difficult time!

@feedmyintellect

3 жыл бұрын

How about a Commander X16 T-shirt?

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

@stonedsakurastreams7853

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, its you.

@projectzip

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Phantom8Bit

3 жыл бұрын

Right up until I heard the name

@chrisdaws5382

3 жыл бұрын

Best gag this year...

@TheeBuddylee

3 жыл бұрын

Same

This is literally the first time in years I got fully bamboozled on this day

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss!

@stevebrettuk

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes Also guilty

@JCO-13

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely guilty as well. Now I’ll get myself some coffee, and be on guard for the rest of the day.

@BlueMSX.

3 жыл бұрын

@@JCO-13 Bamboozled again.

@bobtee6466

3 жыл бұрын

I liked the logo!

I was really hoping that when he asked his wife, she was just gonna smell the mic and walk away.

@lordmajestic7311

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. That would have killed me.

@KarlHamilton

3 жыл бұрын

Haaahahahahahhaha that would've been amazing haahaah

@bland9876

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she was going to do that thing that sometimes happens when you're trying not to laugh where you start breathing in pretty heavily.

@savage1267

3 жыл бұрын

That would've been cool.

@supremerulah420

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah missed out on a good one😂

Here's what's great about the web: on April 6th, if you haven't heard of the joke yet, you will NOT AT ALL be expecting to get roped into an April Fool's joke. Well played, guys, well played!

@savage1267

3 жыл бұрын

This. Exactly. This.

@TheBodgybrothers

3 жыл бұрын

If you fool someone after midday on 1st of april, the fool is the fooler.

@frankowalker4662

3 жыл бұрын

I did'nt hear about it, and it's April the 12th. So I was totaly taken in. LOL.

@mr-meek

3 жыл бұрын

That's what happened to me. It was worth it ;D

@mickm6309

3 жыл бұрын

April 14th here in Australia and I just saw this video, straight after watching I went to the description looking for the link to buy a Chickenlips 16 hoping they would ship to Australia.

"Oh, new video!" -- **checks date** -- "...it begins."

@herbiehusker1889

3 жыл бұрын

It's not April 1st yet

@westonscampbell

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa. I forgot all about April Fool's. Thanks for reminding me...

@Lancia444

3 жыл бұрын

Australia it is April 1st lol

@evensgrey

3 жыл бұрын

@@herbiehusker1889 Dave Jones publishes them on his local time, so they come out the day before in North America. (And his is really quite bad this year, both unoriginal and unconvincing.)

@roygalaasen

3 жыл бұрын

It started yesterday with the hostile Australian octopus 😂

**starts typing furious comment** **hears chickenlips** **looks at date** Oh you mother... .. .

@CCfiftyeight

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.... 😅

@DrTofu83

3 жыл бұрын

Well, imagine people who are in timezones where it's still the other date ;)

@commodoresixfour7478

3 жыл бұрын

Clucker

@JeffSmith03

3 жыл бұрын

Completely planning what to comment until I heard "chickenlips" and didn't even have to check the date. Wondered how he could keep a straight face though, until they revealed he couldn't 😆

@Marcel38281

3 жыл бұрын

Same

To be honest, I was about to launch into a tirade about trademark squatters, and offer to front a crowdfunding campaign to counter-sue whoever had the balls to challenge the "Commander X16" name. Well played, Sir!

With a name like that all I could think was "It better be Cheep cheep cheep".

@5roundsrapid263

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, hai Mark...

Yeh, april fools, but think of the slogan you could have had: "Chickenlips 16, the beak of performance".

@jonasdatlas4668

3 жыл бұрын

I would like this comment, really, I would, but it's at 64 likes and the nerd inside me can't disturb the oddly appropriate power of two.

@savage1267

3 жыл бұрын

Well played

@Supadupanerd

3 жыл бұрын

The newsletter email would have been called "Info Nuggets"

@gorillaau

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps instead of the peek command we can have a peck command.

@mikkelbreiler8916

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonasdatlas4668 #259

Not gonna lie you had me going RIGHT up until the name announce.

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s real!!

@TheArcV

3 жыл бұрын

Same! LOL!

@OmegaPrime67

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@denimadept

3 жыл бұрын

Had me right until I realized the date.

@SvenneKrap

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes Hopefully you are not pulling a Voltswagen and getting trouble with the SEC :)

I watched this on April 15th and I work in trademarks so I was following along nodding and thinking "yeah, this kind of thing happens to small businesses and non-profits that lack resources to invest in the IP side of things... the fees can add up"... until the new name and logo was announced at which point I just cocked an eyebrow at the obviously closer visual similarity to the old Commodore logo, checked the video's date and chuckled. Well played. Nice use of TESS searches to add credibility.

Your wife's reaction was priceless. She's trying so hard to be supportive! Lol

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

oh great they are going to get another law suit due to that name trust me some food company's gonna cry now about the name chickenlips 16

😂😂😂😂 You guys need to sell ChickenLips-16 T-shirts now

@SuperFurry100

3 жыл бұрын

YES!

@MrThemeddleman

3 жыл бұрын

Planning my orders...

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

perifractics-retro-recipes.creator-spring.com/listing/chickenlips-16 ;-)

@JustWasted3HoursHere

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes No way! 🤣🤣🤣

@imark7777777

3 жыл бұрын

And only be available the first of every month

That's 100% commitment right there! I was udderly convinced until about halfway - even the chicken lips sounded feasible at first. You do know people will want a chicken lips version, right?

@johnburns3061

3 жыл бұрын

April Fool

@AdrianDowthwaite

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I now want a sticker set avaiale at launch to re-brand to ChickenLips64

@cameralabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdrianDowthwaite I bet if they did a poll on the community tab, more may now vote for chicken lips than Commander!

@Phantom8Bit

3 жыл бұрын

Chicken lips would probably sell quite a few stickers

@emulatorretro

3 жыл бұрын

IKR, I was like assPAD? lol

You had me right up until 10:00 "Guys - Happy April Fools day", even with the self sniggering. I'm just too trusting.

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

what's up chickenlips?

The first half was so serious and well made, that I forgot to check the publication date. Well played!

When you asked Ladyfractic I thought that she was going to sniff the microphone too.

@KennethSorling

3 жыл бұрын

It took much training and many treats, but he taught her to stop doing that.

@gerald8573

3 жыл бұрын

Oh please give us that edited version! EDIT: Found it thanks to Emmett Turner! kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4iH0NeRgNqsedY.html :D

@emmettturner9452

3 жыл бұрын

She did in a previous video. Even tasted it. :)

@gerald8573

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmettturner9452 Which one? Title or link pls. That sounds funny as heck!

@emmettturner9452

3 жыл бұрын

@@gerald8573 Wish I could remember but it wasn’t the previous video and I don’t think it was more than a few months old. :)

I was half expecting Mrs. Fractic to give up trying to be supportive and just start sniffing at whatever was on the microphone too.

@RichardHallas

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! I was really disappointed when that didn’t happen!

@janikarkkainen3904

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@bobblum5973

3 жыл бұрын

"Smells like chicken!" 🍗👄 😄

@AlistairBrugsch

3 жыл бұрын

Same

2:55 Dog: Did I just eat a computer? Also dog: Don't care, that was good, I want more.

Ah, when KZread suggests a video a week later. This felt like an April fools gag from the jump, but today is the 11th, so I soldiered on. Then the “new name” is revealed and I finally think to check the time stamp...”1 week ago.”

And, as we all know, "PCB" stands for "Properly Check Brandnames."

As the joke was going for so long I actually believed it was going to be called Chickenlips, and was thinking of how I can be as polite as possible with a reply. Thank god I didn't have to do that lol.

I know this is an april fool's joke, but I hope you make "asspad" one of the easteregg commands to start the assembly notepad editor.

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

me to asspad would be an epic easteregg

This will forever be the nickname for the Commander X16.

I love the new name and logo. I can’t wait to get my new [spoiler] computer.

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your support at this clucking difficult time. 👍🕹️

@bryndaldwyre3099

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes It was at this moment, they realised, they'd clucked up.

@whoiscuriousgeorge

3 жыл бұрын

I always knew they were beak and feathers above the competition. 🗣️👔

@maxd3946

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes Only chicken, no bull

@RudysRetroIntel

3 жыл бұрын

April fools?? Really? Chicken Lips? Lol!! Very nicely done!

OMG I fell for it until I saw the ASSembly notePAD joke... I really thought chickenlips was the new real name 😂

@Robert08010

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's when I was out. I didn't realize it was a gag but I did think it was a really BAD idea. I have never heard of the C< logo being referred to as "chicken lips" so that held ZERO nostalgia for me.

@sebastiangomezbattista6260

3 жыл бұрын

@@Robert08010 my feelings were exactly the same

@MorreskiBear

3 жыл бұрын

thought it was gonna be called "Chicken Scratch"

I can't breathe... The bloopers had me rolling on the floor! 🤣😂🤣 April's Fools RR community! ❤️

@raven4k998

2 жыл бұрын

common give me a big kiss chickenlips🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

I was high while watching this and I can't begin to tell you how hard I laughed there at the end when I was reminded that chickens don't have lips

You had me all the way until Asspad. 😂😂😂 I can only imagine how hard it was to make this recipode!

@CoPoint

3 жыл бұрын

For me, it was a multi-stage experience 😁: - 'Possible lawsuit over name - need _new_ name': okay, it happens... - 'new name = ChickenLips 16!': "...seriously?" **re-checks current date...** - 'assPad': "yyyeah, right... 🤣..." - blooper reel: "Well, at least he had fun while making it 😊👍..." It may have taken our host waaaay longer than usual to get through this recipode 😆...

@mroldnewbie

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, I sat wondering why they thought that name was even remotely appropriate, until the assPad, then it dawned on me "hey, wait a moment...*checks date* - ah, ok".

Showing the ending blooper reels was hilarious and really shows how much fun you had putting this all together.

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t breathe!

@davidg5898

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes Just relax. Deep, slow breaths. In through the nose, out through the chickenlips.

@JulioE1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes Just how many takes did you do to get the first part recorded. lol. You must have spent a week recording this clip in between the laughter.

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

@@JulioE1984 About 15 takes! I’d been laughing about the idea for weeks but it never wore off!

@JeffSmith03

3 жыл бұрын

Until that I was convinced it was easy for you to say it loud with a straight face

I just came across this a month and a half later and while watching was wondering why I hadn't heard about this on the 8-Bit Guy's channel. Then after the big reveal I looked at the date. Got me!

@reactking7093

2 жыл бұрын

Same I was caught hook line and sinker

I was fooled. Not gonna lie. Even when Chris was laughing at the end, I still had no clue - I'm a doofus!!

@vmsysprog

3 жыл бұрын

Since it was posted on April 1, I was a little skeptical.

I'm ashamed to admit that you've fooled me two years in a row. Nobody else fooled me once, let alone twice! Well-played, sir.

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

it's ok it happens🤣🤣

@electronicsworkbench

Жыл бұрын

And here I am, after watching David's video on the latest update on the system, man! Gotta check the publish date next time! LOL! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me! 😂😂

I love how the dog still cares and sees if everything is ok :-D

As someone who watched this on April 2nd, you really had me for the first 5 seconds after the reveal. Good one. The retro 8bit guy segment was neat-o.

Glad I saw the upload date before I watched the video. That's some commitment right there. Well played sir, really well played.

This is fantastic. Suckered me almost all the way. The cut to David sounding completely serious really sold it. 😭😂

Got about halfway through thinking this was serious, due to it not yet being April Fools in my time zone. It's currently still the 31st of March here, and that won't change for about 30 minutes. This technically means I got March 31st fooled, right?

@nathanmead140

3 жыл бұрын

It's 12:36 AM in Wisconsin and this video was uploaded an hour ago so I thought the same thing until I heard the new name and saw the logo.

@simonj48

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you're stuck in the past, who're we to blame you. 🤷‍♂️

@imark7777777

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonj48 and if you're viewing this in the future… The same could be said as you might not get to the next video and realize oh.

It wasn't until about halfway through this that it even dawned on me to check the date on this video, then I realized I have been had. Nicely done. :)

The second I've heard chicken lips i remembered that yesterday was the 1. of April 😂

In 80's high school, the Apple Nerds used to call the Commodore Nerds 'Commies' where I'm at.

@rdoetjes

3 жыл бұрын

And you guys called the Apple nerds: The Bad Apples? There’s always one in a basket making the rest rotten too :)

@RetroDawn

3 жыл бұрын

We Shitarians everywhere called them Commies. And the computer was the Commode 64--at least in middle school... ;)

@gorillaau

3 жыл бұрын

It the waa Apple II and BBC when I was in middle school. Commodore was dubbed Commo in these parts back then.

@RetroDawn

3 жыл бұрын

@@rdoetjes The Apple II series were called Crapples BITD. The owners were just called rich.

I was expecting someone popping in shouting “YOU’RE an a**PAD!” ;) Good one, guys!

I got this suggested 3 months later. And you should have seen my face when the new name came up. First I waited for him to go: "naah, it's ". Then I scrolled and checked the date. You got me there.

Theres two things i need right now!! 1: an Chicken Lips 16 computer! 2: an hour long version of that Shooting Star Running David used in the beginning

Okay. The assembler was the “best” part. Nice job. Be safe out there!

@HelloKittyFanMan.

3 жыл бұрын

So not _really_ the best, hence the quotes?

@billspear4900

3 жыл бұрын

@@HelloKittyFanMan. I didn’t want give any spoilers but point a spot I liked.

@HelloKittyFanMan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@billspear4900: I understand not wanting to give any spoilers. So were you saying that the first part was really the best part to you, but that calling it that right now might give it away as just a prank thing, so you labeled your 2nd-best pref. as "best" with quotes?

@billspear4900

3 жыл бұрын

@@HelloKittyFanMan. Dude, I used quotes. “Maybe” it wasn’t the right way in your mind. I enjoyed the video at lunch. How about we leave it there.

@HelloKittyFanMan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@billspear4900: You don't have to be a dipface about it for no good reason just because I simply _asked._ I never said it "wasn't right." I simply _asked,_ and lunch has nothing to do with it, duh.

Once the name was announced, I thought "Awesome!". And then scrolled to check something 🤣

.... I literally thought it was a joke when the new name came on the screen, & they were going to promptly show the real one. I was however, wrong. I mean..... To each their own I guess? Saying I'm not a fan of the name may be a bit of an understatement. EDIT - Oh thank effing god it was just a joke. Wow, you really sold it too! I completely bought in!

Wow , this is extremely cool, going to feature this in the next issue of our magazine. Great job.

I forgot it was April 1st... I was sold until the blooper reel

Thank God it was a joke! I had the same initial reaction as Ladyfractic :-/

Quite the coincidence that I’m watching this on April 1 at 1 o’clock in the morning. I didn’t go searching for it was just scrolling through some of your old videos and pick this one at random.

LOL, You got me. I didn't realize this was an April Fools prank until you announced the name.

Someone’s corpsing sooo much. Puppyfractic on the other hand is a professional.

Can’t wait for floppy drive emulator add-on launch - Floppylips. P.s. Bless LadyFractic for just being kind and humouring you.

@PixelShade

3 жыл бұрын

this had me laughing hard! hahahah :D

I'm quite proud that at 4:01, you're using an AltaVista screenshot I made in 1999 and uploaded years later to Wikipedia to illustrate the article; it was later reduced in size there due to copyright concerns, but I think by then was already distributed widely over the web. Strangely enough, the version shown here does most certainly contain the exact *content* of the window from my screenshot (October 23, 1999), but the Netscape menu seemingly has been replaced with one sourced elsewhere (different title bar, buttons in different state).

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

That’s incredible! Thank you!

I looked at this today April 13th and completely fell for it. Great work guys!

That was a very elaborated April fool's prank, the assPad at the end gave it away, hahaha... chickenlips, hahahaha

Me: "wait, but it's not April yet... Is it???" ... Also me: "damn, I guess they got me twice."

@Aeon08897

3 жыл бұрын

There are more places in the world than North America. It’s the 1st here already.

@JeffSmith03

3 жыл бұрын

I had the advantage of this being the first time in my 50 years that I remembered March 31 to be on guard for tomorrow

I actually think it would be amazing to call it that. It would really stick in peoples' minds.

NGL, that was a perfect setup and delivery. Congrats on a prank well played!

I was so relieved when you finally said it was a joke. The whole time I was like no no no lol

So I was about to believe this, then the name reveal reminded me of what day it is. Good one guys.

Forget the X-16, you need to release that GIF of David running!

are you keeping up with the chicken lips? 'cause the chicken lips are keeping up with you! (Finger up) :D

You forgot Ferengi rule of acquisition 239 - Never be afraid to mislabel a product!

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

It might actually be real

@CRAZYHORSE19682003

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes The most important rule to remember in this business venture is rule of acquisition 1 - Once you have their money, you NEVER give it back. I can't wait for this, take my money now!!!!!!

@CRAZYHORSE19682003

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes I will be honest you totally had me for a huge part of the video lol.

I was ALL EXCITED for the new name. Then, I remembered the date. Now I really want these to be manufactured!

Aww Peri man your dog absolutely adores you! That's so cute I love your dog ;) Also much thanks again for the PETSCII soundtrack, the Vinyl especially.

Congratulations on 100K subscribers!

This name and logo are 1000x better bro. Works out better this way.

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@YourBuddyDinec

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroRecipes Aww man I just thought of a better name. You better get on it. The "ChipDipper x16"

0:06 The new name is "Classic Mac Beep?" Ok! 6:10 Dear God, NO! It's early April Fools! It's early April Fools! Please let it be a joke! Ok, you had me until I went looking for the website. Man... a day early. That's EVIL, Peri!! 8:54 Exquisite.

@JonVonBasslake

3 жыл бұрын

Timezones are a thing you know? The video was probably set to go live at some specific time at april 1st their time.

@RamLaska

3 жыл бұрын

@@JonVonBasslake He's in California! 😂 I think I got a sneak peek because he posted it to the Facebook group while it was still unlisted. Edit: What I mean is that he's only 2 hours behind me.

@AndyKaylieno1

3 жыл бұрын

Will the chicken lips be manufactured by voltswagon?

Will there be a Amiga Immulation mode so I can capture and edit my vast VHS &SVHS library to upscale and line double double the the anamorphic to 8K displays with black bars on the side ?

Congratulations on 100,000 subscribers, I think you should have been there a long time ago.

@RetroRecipes

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!!

You could call the motherboard the chicken guts. The display chips can be the chicken gizzards. And of course you could sell a monitor bridge and call it chicken legs.

Is this an April's Fool joke? .... Finishes video: Whew yes but you had me for there for longer than I care to admit!

@jase_allen

3 жыл бұрын

He had me up until he announced the name. I wouldn't bat an eyelash at late stage name change, but Chickenlips? Um... no.

@deechvogt1589

3 жыл бұрын

@@jase_allen Yes that's where I had to check the publication date. If it the name had been not so outrageous, I would have been totally spoofed. as if it was serious or prank. It was still a good prank. I was was for a few minutes, April's fooled.

oh, i was so concerned until the end! what a great video!!! i'm subscribing for this video!

@RetroRecipes

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for subbing!

OMG... I was literally sitting here thinking "WHAT?" when I heard the name. I didn't even notice the date on the video, LOL.

Hahahah! Now on to the next and possibly more pressing matter: when is that 8 Bit Guy running montage going to be released as a screensaver??

@matthew65536

3 жыл бұрын

He should've put the shooting stars song behind it

@wordrebel

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthew65536 It’s not too late!

@rdoetjes

3 жыл бұрын

Poor person who sat through to roto it 😅 I hoped they’ve used an AI roto tool. This was too painful to watch 🤣 The first time I saw it on The 8 Bit Guy’s channel with his voice over seriously saying: “I go on a walk in the park, with intermittent runs” and saw that wide shot of him....whatever that is called, he is doing...it cracked me up. Let me put it this way: “I figured it was his first run in years” 😅

Honestly, would the name “Chickenlips” be any more wacky a name for a computer than “Raspberry Pi,” “Banana Pi,” etc?

@geoffhalsey2184

3 жыл бұрын

I liked the new name. From a marketing point of view, you wouldn't forget it. Make a great name for a new Linux distro too. ChickenLips OS. Got a nice ring to it. LOL

100k subscribers😊 Congrats!

Everyone knows PCB stands for Peri's Comedic Brilliance

At 8:29 I was expecting ladyfractic to sniff the mic too. Also, well done to Peri for managing to keep a straight face.

@ericwallace4985

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah man I'm sure you need to get a good laugh out of the way you 🐔💋!

...Wait, what? To a video being uploaded on a Wednesday, and this absolute bombshell.

The fact that the post date on this one was 31 Mar 2021, and I'm watching it ten days after the fact, put me right off the scent. At least I realized right away the name was a joke, although admittedly I was waiting for the "Just kidding, here's the real new name." part.

I REALLY like the idea of being guided through not just the software but the physical hardware like we sorta were in the good ole days lol. Awesome work all round guys!!

OK, the set up was convincing, well played.

Man I am a sucker. And I don't normally fall for such things. I actually fell for it. And I was like what the??? But the logo I kind of liked.

@CoPoint

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well - the logo may have gotten them a similar letter about the Commodore logo 😁...

I was watching this without checking the date and went "WAIT A MINUTE"

So are you saying the replacement keycap and topper for the deluxe keyboard is not available? :-(

"AssPAD". No. There's NO topping that one!!! Hilarious!!

Ngl it took me over half way through the video to really understand and accept what was going on. But I agree the new name is evocative.

When inserting a floppy, this will now be known as uploading the PC with chicken feed. And those old keyboards that used to "click, click, click" will now "cluck, cluck, cluck" !

Love that I just happened to stumble across this video on April 1st... a year after it was posted.

Nice vid! 😊 The opening joke should of been. "no I'm sure it's kilobytes no K9 bites" 😂

With that ASMR voice of yours, if you could keep from laughing during takes, I think you sell a practical joke of EPIC proportions.

Some of those prototype Commander X 16 boards with the OG logo probably going to be worth quite a pretty penny in the future.. Edit: I laughed and liked the name. Then I read the comments and realized I was two weeks late for April Fools.

You got me. It helps I found it three weeks too late so my guard was down. I only checked the date at "assPad".

You had me all the way to you said “happy April 1st”. I feel very small.

You didn't fool me for one second, but you sure did make me laugh.

Back in the day, the reboot command for the C64 was popularly-known as "CTRL-bawk-bawk."