America Riviera Orchard totally sounds like a toilet air freshener!

@looloo4029

4 ай бұрын

It seems completely meaningless to me. Pick 3 words from the dictionary…..

@karenvrieling2155

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lizlancaster1557

4 ай бұрын

If I could give this remark two thumbs up I would!

@flowermeerkat6827

4 ай бұрын

OMG yes!

@lilianhollingdale7980

4 ай бұрын

😂

Catherine POWales works for the British UK taxpayers, but they don’t own her….neither does, the msm, newsprint, digital news or any presenter/anchor

@laurabailey1054

4 ай бұрын

And her presence brings in billions to the economy annually

@kendraadusei3760

4 ай бұрын

The British tax payer are the same people who will tell us to leave Harry and Meghan to their privacy without realizing that they are still funding them indirectly because of the titles they are still using to merch themselves.

@looloo4029

4 ай бұрын

Very true!

@tlb2970

4 ай бұрын

That’s why they attacked her

@gilliantovey1014

4 ай бұрын

The money from the civil list is only used when the royals are on public duties not for them to have a nice lifestyle or anything like that. Both Catherine and a William don’t have anything from the civil list as they have the Duchy as their income and the King has the Duchy of Lancaster to not only fund him and Camilla but also to support other members of the working royals.

we really don’t have a problem with the colour of Meghan Markle’s skin,she is the one with the problem with it,she’s shown us all the extreme prejudice she has for her own black heritage!

@goldcoastlady5377

4 ай бұрын

Derek, you're correct. Yet again.

@SusanHMcIntyre

4 ай бұрын

She also hates the 57% of herself that is white. She is a white person.

@Lspace-lq7ri

4 ай бұрын

Many of us thought that she was white and now.. someone who has a heavy hand with bronzer. If anything, I have an issue with her hauntingly white hair part in contrast with her orange hue.

@phyllisneal8687

4 ай бұрын

Brilliant ♥️ Finally, someone has put into words, what needed to be said ❤️ BRAVO!

@deeschwaiger864

4 ай бұрын

🎯 NAILED IT!!!!👏👏👏👍👏👏👏

Please people, boycott the grifters. Don’t support them with clicks and views. The sooner people start ignoring them and stop taking about them the sooner they’ll go away. Narcissists love attention, even if it’s negative. Don’t give them the satisfaction.

@StandAsYouAre

4 ай бұрын

To be fair. I looked at the Instagram profile and went through to the website to make a judgement for myself. And to be frank, it’s boring. Bragging that they have been working on this for over a year. Well the website launch should have had more than a form to gather peoples data, to probably sell off to whoever is paying the right price.

@monicaburdett236

4 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, unless the media stop reporting on Dumb and Dumber, we will never be free of them.

@Glenfern

4 ай бұрын

Already done 👏👏👏👏

She "has explored Europe via Soho House openings." That is priceless. Great line!

@BlueInk912

4 ай бұрын

Turkish Delight? Anyone😂

@grazynakawka8585

4 ай бұрын

👌🎯🤓

@MsAuthenticite

4 ай бұрын

That was electrifying

Someone said “Sounds like a retirement home.” So true.

@colleenbarnes7340

4 ай бұрын

Or one of those beautifully manicued high price cemetery

@susanmills4843

4 ай бұрын

Here’s hoping it’s a retirement home. Megaliar is coming close to pension age. Don’t know if she has a pension plan.

@MsAuthenticite

4 ай бұрын

I am a healthcare and validate... Acacias... Magnolia... some of the resthomes I have worked in.

# AFRICA PARKS LET US NOT FORGET!

@terryarmstrong6531

4 ай бұрын

Yes, Meghan, what about the Baka women?

This was hilarious, thanks for sticking up for our Princess.

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

Always!

So she launched The Pig 2.0 ?

@tamarabomestar3256

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂hilarious!

@looloo4029

4 ай бұрын

Oink 🐷 oink 🐷, 😂😂😂😂😂

@anitamackinnon7975

4 ай бұрын

Hahaha!❤️🇨🇦

Do we have to have a picture of Megan? It gives me the willies. It's like staring at a dictator.

Beige Beige and more Beige, notice the timing though she launched it just as William was going to go on stage to present the Diana awards to keep her legacy alive

@geraldinemccormick8635

4 ай бұрын

Apparently Markle muscled in on that too and supposedly appeared on video with has-been. Can't leave well enough alone

@KAJAMAJA122

4 ай бұрын

So who tipped her of about the timing . Eugene at it again ?

@janeknight3597

4 ай бұрын

So Ms M took publicity away from H as well. Interesting!

@JenMaram63

4 ай бұрын

Not one bit surprised. It is her modus operandi.

@lynnnad5268

4 ай бұрын

M did not appear on video with Haz Been.

Why do I feel there is a highly coordinated campaign against William and Catherine, starting with Endgame? But I thought women bullying women is "cruel not catty". Till you are the one doing the bullying.

@chippywelsh9040

4 ай бұрын

I also believe there is a coordinated campaign against them but why? 🤷‍♀️

@looloo4029

4 ай бұрын

@@chippywelsh9040maybe Catherine has enough knowledge about H to be dangerous to him should SHE ever decide to put pen to paper??

@user-pl9th6bl3x

4 ай бұрын

@@chippywelsh9040 Watch Megyn Kelly talking to Dan Wooton. He has some interesting theories. Megyn Kelly was vile about Catherine but this is worth watching.

@margiewinters6857

4 ай бұрын

Pure jealousy

Well she is on her 100th time rebranding, so no one but her sugars are the only ones watching her!

@tamarabomestar3256

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

@gilliantovey1014

4 ай бұрын

We just watch from a far distance and howl with laughter at the silliness of it all

She just wants people to go on her site to get your e-mail and bully people

It was just alleged that the name is a rip off from a bank of the same name in the US. Great snippet Shauna

@Coffeenow111

4 ай бұрын

I just looked it up, it’s a bank in Santa Barbara. Did she truly get a trademark certification okayed on that name?🤷‍♀️🤔

@Tomtaylor7337

4 ай бұрын

Mm is under heavy fire for copying Gwyneth patro😂 she is sending her cease assist and she has to remove the video on Instagram😂 karma 😂

@Tomtaylor7337

4 ай бұрын

@@Coffeenow111not yet , she has to now remove the video bc she is being trashed for copying Gwen and her business, down to lemon 😂

@natvtxn1213

4 ай бұрын

WooHoo!!!!!

@louise7552

4 ай бұрын

​@@Tomtaylor7337what, please explain girlfriend. How is it copying Gwyneth when lots of celebrities have lifestyle blogs, Chrissy Tiegan for example. I hope it's true, but don't see how it could be infringement on Paltrows instagram blog. Thanks Louise 😊

American Riviera Orchard Lifestyle Brand! A name so contrived you can't even say it easily! How much did that cost?

@andreleibee354

4 ай бұрын

your comment made me laugh out loud! good show! lifestyle eh? me-again needs to actually get an honest life and realize that rude is bad style.

@mrsterious5845

4 ай бұрын

It's not easily abbreviated either. AROLB? Shelob's half sister?

@elanawilkins9292

4 ай бұрын

10 syllables in 3 words. That's a mouthful. I love your snark, so much fun, you always hit the nail on the head 😅

@tammyl5898

4 ай бұрын

Agreed!! It sounds so pretentious and contrived!!! 🤢🤮

@PodieM18

4 ай бұрын

​@mrsterious5845 😂🤣😅 🧙🕷️

Is this the new American woman image? Holding pots and pans?

@patriciamccann2118

4 ай бұрын

that the men have cleaned 😄

@tamarabomestar3256

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👍

@gilliantovey1014

4 ай бұрын

Perhaps we all need to complain that this is sexist and the advert needs to be changed to ‘people’ not women. Now, there is something tickling at the back of my mind, wasn’t there some child or other that changed the planet as we know it by writing to a dish soap company…………..allegedly

@peggynorton5145

4 ай бұрын

​@@gilliantovey1014perfect response!!! ❤❤❤😂 I love it

Love the snark! Spot on! Thank you Shauna.

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

You are so welcome

Internet sleuths have noted the following: King Charles’ Highgrove site carries an Orchard brand of jam, the swanning around at home in a ball gown is reminiscent of an Angelina Jolie ad, one of MM’s companies registered in the USA is called Mama Knows Best which is also a song title from the Disney film Tangled sung by the villainess Mother Gothel - how apropos! She’s still poaching ideas from others. I don’t intend to visit MM’s site. Not giving her any clicks.

It will tank just like her ‘Dior sponsorship’- she’s too lazy to launch anything.

The Duchess of Tupperware

@KarmaKattt

4 ай бұрын

That’s a good one 👍🤣

@estefuchs8564

4 ай бұрын

😂❤😂

mm is definitely an influencer, shes influenced me to avoid anything her and the puppet could even possibly or remotely be assosiated with

It's for sure it didn't keep anyone from William's speech

The monogram is hilarious. It's a mess. Her calligraphy has not been in style for decades

@goingcagey5991

4 ай бұрын

I think you mean "calligraphy.". 😅

@user-pl9th6bl3x

4 ай бұрын

It’s not calligraphy - it’s writing with ugly flourishes.

@mezzamuddle

4 ай бұрын

It's fauxligraphy 😂

@susansmiles2242

3 ай бұрын

Someone said it looks like a praying mantis now i can’t unsee it 🤣

‘No, no, this time it’s kitchenwares’! Ouch, but as ever Shauna, you crack me up!

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

😁

Thank you, Shauna, for providing the levity in this sickening mess.

Their is a bank called American Riviera Bank in Montecito that is a private bank. So MEEAGAIN rips off the name of a bank for her new Instagram account to sell jam and jelly....so friggin ridiculous I can't stand it...does this woman really thing people want to talk about jelly and jam all day...I mean really....

@BlueInk912

4 ай бұрын

Who found a clip of her instructing us to deliver a topclass piece of bread with her granny's apple butter (with a twist of course!) the Sidly twins.?

@gilliantovey1014

4 ай бұрын

@@BlueInk912I’ve seen on the Daniel Boland channel, it’s hysterical. I hadn’t realised making toast was so difficult, perhaps I’m a cordon bleu chef and hadn’t realised it as I’ve been bunging bread in the toaster for decades

What exactly is MM trying to "sell?" Vegan cooking recipes? Yikes how dismal............. Your commentary is ALWAYS entertaining, spot on and gives me a giggle. Well Done 😇

@raregem26

4 ай бұрын

Stuff..lol...just way over priced stuff!

@sparkypete3417

4 ай бұрын

Recipes from Corey?....before She left!!. 😂

@louise7552

4 ай бұрын

​@@sparkypete3417haaaaaa. Plagiarism. 😂😂😂😂😂

@geraldinemccormick8635

4 ай бұрын

Is she done roasting chickens

@laurabailey1054

4 ай бұрын

Maybe her “roast chicken recipe “?

Whatever she’s selling, I won’t be buying!

I'm all for the Sussexes branching out from their usual MO (family bashing) into something unconnected to the royal family, but they absolutely DO NOT do themselves any favour's by launching Tig 2.0 and their award the minute William is on stage. Their fans will excuse it by saying it was scheduled this way and how were they to know, but they really take the world for fools if they think anyone would believe that. I'm refusing to even click on anything that discusses their new ventures.

@mezzamuddle

4 ай бұрын

It's the using her titles to sell it that bothers me more.

@spiritcreek9813

4 ай бұрын

Same playbook different day 🥱. Cack handed at best.

As soon as I saw the clip I realised she has created a new genre. Trad wife horror American Psycho Era. That’s probably more appropriate than her American riviera orchard? WTH? It’s screams, “im your fantasy traditional wife who wears gowns & cooks and makes sure she has her lipstick on when you come home, but will also murder you on a whim!”

Honestly that monogram or logo or whatever looks like a stylized Hydra or perhaps a demon from Hades

@NiniM8154

4 ай бұрын

Someone posted it side by side with an illustration of a uterus and ovaries. Amazing similarity.

@dakotatwilight

4 ай бұрын

Looks oddly familiar, i had a fascination with crests and monogram I wonder where it has been dug up from, some old now not in existence European or Middle Eastern Royal family?

@looloo4029

4 ай бұрын

Maybe Medusa?

Peddling cookware and household items? Really? How inventive, fascinating and groundbreaking. I am so excited! (NOT) This is desperation on steroids. Ladies and Gentlemen; Meggie Homemaker, the strong, authentic feminist.

@user-pl9th6bl3x

4 ай бұрын

She’s also cooking and writing a cook book. Wonder if she’ll go down the burger route. Has everyone seen her in the ad where she cooks the burger on the bbq? Well worth watching.

@barbaraclark9423

4 ай бұрын

I’m intrigued to see who will was the pots and pans 😂

@barbaraclark9423

4 ай бұрын

Wash

@donnaschmitz5025

4 ай бұрын

How many ways can she show us how to roast a chicken?

@pennyliggan

4 ай бұрын

No idea where all the odd letters came from, but couldn't delete it!

Jack Royston is an annoying clown who brays his nonsense to appease his masters the Montecito duo.

Allegedly Montecito calls itself the American Rivera. Never heard that before….

@goldcoastlady5377

4 ай бұрын

Yep, that was a name that the local residents liked to use amongst themselves. Not a secret, as such, just another 'nickname' she has stolen.🤔🤮

@RosemaryStudy

4 ай бұрын

That would be Santa Barbara "American riviera"

@CarolFremel-my4hs

4 ай бұрын

All the beautiful people live there lol

@annettespradlin4945

4 ай бұрын

Pathetic.

@amandadassonville4043

4 ай бұрын

Santa Barbara is the real Riviera. 🐝

If anyone wants to know what the royal family were really thinking on Harry’s wedding day, take a look at the expression on Her Majesty’s face as she looked at Meghan! It says it all!

@susansmiles2242

3 ай бұрын

Not to mention Zara Beatrice Eugenie Camilla and Catherine

Jack and Obie need to check with their babysitters and get permission to speak. They are too whiny. The IG business is another Delaware tax shelter mom knows best business. IRS where are you

I see there’s a part where she’s ‘Plucking’ Roses, think the squad misread that 🙄

O.M.Gosh "oh, full-on virgin cosplay, all that white" had me hysterical. I had to go back a couple of times cuz it was just that good! Brilliant snark, right on form Shauna.

This was an outstanding snarky snippet, Shauna! So many clowns are DEMANDING, DEMANDING I SAY, for things that they're not going to get. W&C are smart enough to know that if they did, such capitulation would open a Pandoro's Box of more ridiculous demands.

Lets re-name it Africa Parks Riviera

If you shorten her new brand to ARO and say it, it sounds like a Restraining Order that we'd like to take out on the Montecito duo.

Good morning, cooler here today. A week of a heatwave, too much. The Wife is a witch 🧙 ( apologies for the misspelling) The media should be ashamed of themselves. 🙏🙏👵🇦🇺

I love the snarky snippets ❤😂 My favourite part is thoughts at the wedding 👏👏

@fibanocci314

4 ай бұрын

"Catherine looks lovely" Ouch. Meghan felt that one all the way in Montecito.

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

😂💕

@Space_cadet0007

4 ай бұрын

@@fibanocci314 I hope she did 😂

Best wishes Shauna. This is great, Perfect snarky snippet.

@tamarabomestar3256

4 ай бұрын

I agree! Thank you Shauna!🎉🎉❤

😁😁😁 Your snarky snippets never disappoint, Shauna. Thanks for a much needed chuckle.

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

So glad!

Santa Barbara California is known as the American Riviera because of its wonderful location and climate, not to mention its hideously wonderful cost of living

@notbill08

4 ай бұрын

And mudslides 🌊

@lmboh8585

4 ай бұрын

@@notbill08 Even the dirt can't afford to live there!

@ajc2208

4 ай бұрын

​@@lmboh8585 😁😁😁😁 Good one.

@stephenpmurphy591

4 ай бұрын

No one really calls it that rather its TV reporters & real-estate agents not locals.

@dakotatwilight

4 ай бұрын

As a former ex So Cali, born there not moved there, resident what is so Riviera about it? I have been there numerous times, I can think of better places to earn that name, having seen the Italian and French Rivieras in person. And it hasn't aged any better unlike wine.

Kaysee here ... and it's all BEIGE, BEIGE, BEIGE. How boring!! Don't think I'll be bothering 🤨

Shauna fantastic snark as usual

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for listening

riviera=fond memories of past yachting days? agood luck. another failure waiting to happen

Honestly, I feel if Catherine, Princess of Wales, just shuts it down right now and says she will continue as a mother to her children and a wife to William privately, I would't blame her. And if those are her wishes, I hope King Charles backs her up. I have no doubt William would. Enough is enough. She is wonderful in her public facing duties, and it seems as a mother. But if she just wants to throw in the towel, I would support her. I would miss her, but she has to do what is right for herself. Others have done it, the Empress of Japan (or maybe the Crown Princess, I'm not sure) has chosen to live privately for a long time.

Think she’s missed a trick. Should have called it TheGrift. Monetise her infamy.

Please go back to her SSW “panel” and did ME not claim that she isn’t and hasn’t been on any Social Media platforms as she finds it all too much ? 😂😂😂😂 How did she launch her new Social Media then ???

Here in America no one has seen her children.

@looloo4029

4 ай бұрын

Keeping the ankle biters (if they exist at all) hidden until she can merch them too.

It’s so funny that everything Meghan does has this vintage 90’s aura around it (for example ~ Archetypes). Calling coastal California, the ‘California Riviera’ or ‘American Rivera’ is nothing new. I heard it in the 90s, but it probably goes back further. I guess she thinks it’s chic and novel? I think she is trying to fit in with the wealthy set, but I am sure that name has got the locals laughing. For someone who claims to be brainy and into words and playing Wordle, Meghan has the worst taste in naming things! The ‘Orchard’ part is so awkward and bizarre. ‘Riviera Orchard’ just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? 😂 The name is as overdone as the logo!

Just when you think it’s impossible for snarky snippets to get any better…you pull this one out of the bag 😂😂😂😂Crammed with gems and hitting nails on heads. Flipping marvellous Great start to my day.

A.R.O. aka A RIP OFF by Meghan Markle aka This One's Wife.🇦🇺

@MollyPetrescu86

4 ай бұрын

🎯👏👏👏

@lesleyhogg2495

4 ай бұрын

BRILLIANT

@user-el1ju7ih4k

4 ай бұрын

That was brilliant 😂😂😂😂 That's what I'm going to call the site from now on ARO (A right rip-off).

Shauna …. You did it again!!! Hilariously brilliant !

@cherylcook6284

4 ай бұрын

The comments are funny also! Thanks, I needed a chuckle.

Loving the Wales ❤❤❤

Riviera... Lovely memories of sun, sea, sand and... Yachts perchance?

omg P&G will love her showing all the nice shiny pots and pans SHE has cleaned 😁

Apparently this new instagram site will have comments closed. For those crazy enough to join, it is by email so it will be for selling products.

@louise7552

4 ай бұрын

Lol , the thing is her sugars are all unemployed 15yr olds at school. They won't be buying diddly squat.😅

@Charlee88184

4 ай бұрын

@@louise7552 they can buy the jam for their donuts 🤪

Bravo Shauna❤. Cheers to another fantastic Snarky Snippet 🎉

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much!!

I wish I could snark like you!😂 Love it!

So I’ve been on a memory lane trip. Rewatching the HM engagement interview. I couldn’t stop from going was the proposal over cooking chicken or in the cottage garden? I can’t remember which version is the current truth. No doubt her lifestyle venture will reeducate us yet again.

My snark: The font, lMO, is MeMegain's "caligraphy" she regularly brags about.

@lmboh8585

4 ай бұрын

LOL! I noticed that also 🤣🤣🤣

You’re absolutely the best Shauna🥰

“Harkle fatigued public”. Spot on! 😂✨😂

I think the mainstream media have no idea how ridiculous they make themselves. Thank Shauna, I love the Snarky Snippets! ❤ And for always sticking up for Catherine, Princess of Wales. ❤❤❤

Great,from Royal to selling pots and pans,well done

American Riveria is too beige, just like MM!

Love these Snarky Snippets. Please keep them coming 😂❤

OK, 30 seconds in: "no, it's...and pj's"...is that scorching we smell? You've outdone yourself and there's scads of time left to the video! Brava!! Edit: oh, my...scorched earth beginning to end in factual, righteous tones. You go from strength to strength, and the california dreamers scramble to understand, much less catch up. I'm afraid e-bikes, those environmental champions and their eco-support, just cannot keep pace. Bye!

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

😁

@user-cr3py6py6j

4 ай бұрын

She did a bit once making “fancy” toast with another on a program.

Wait …. Isn’t a riveria just a beach. So it’s American Beach Orchard …..blah ahhh orchards don’t grow on beaches

American riviera orchard… Sounds like a candle from bath and bodyworks

A call girl wants to be Martha Stewart Won't work

American Riviera Orchard sounds like a cheap cider hillbillies drink.

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

😂💗

I'm trying to quit sugar. Y'all can have my share of her pretentious jam.

That name ... their branding still absolutely sucks. Great snark 🎯

😂😂😂😂 thank you for another highly entertaining snippet. It amused me also that some one who has made a life long career out of publicly repeatedly telling the world she championed from a young age that a women’s place is not in the kitchen, appears where? 😂😂😂

That was so good! They were my thoughts too during the ceremony. Looking back now all I begin to see is Meghan’s ‘dupers delight smirk’. Ungrateful as always.

Love your snark! Leave Princess Katherine alone, and avoid the Sucksits at all cost because they are TOXIC

Great timing! We’re in the midst of a cost of living crisis. A lot of us can barely afford to buy basic groceries such as bread and milk. The Duchess’s overpriced jams and other tat such as placemats, napkin rings, and candles won’t be on my shopping list.

I’d call it US Sussex Royal - USSR

I absolutely love these snarky snippets - always full of touches of truth and little digs. Really make my day!

I said it sounded like the name of a funeral parlor😂😂😂❤

Snark delicious delivered with the right amount of sarcasm thrown in. Love these little gems

I wish I could 👍🏻more than once. I have listened to this over and over just to hear the wedding conversation. 😂

Another excellent at bat! Thank you

It comes across as new rich and pretentious…… just like Megan!

Make the pretentious one go away

One 🎵 comes to mind. Burton Cummings 1969 "Undun" Only white flowers in ad. No 🍇 or Orchard . Always fibbing. Another mushroom coffee fart fail. She will probably give products,jams, to the food banks for PR like she did with the overstock of her book The Bench. Thank you

And she launched the site during Prince Williams speech honoring Diana's Legacy. How classy if her...

@gilliantovey1014

4 ай бұрын

I loved how William, when referring to his mother, used the word ‘I’ rather than including his brother by using ‘We’.

She should have called it American Riviera Flower, after herself. Remember, Mummy Dorita calls her flower

Another great non fiction snarky snippet right when I needed it! They should be required listening for all news channels and others who call themselves journalists! They may learn something. I doubt it, though.😂 Grateful for you, Shauna💕💃

@thevintageread

4 ай бұрын

😘💕

Is Megsy going to wash her own pots and pans with that certain dishwashing liquid? 😂

The ' feminist' is stll in the kitchen! Ironic, given the dishwashing commercial which she claims to have changed!

For all the silly hoopla over the photograph, it must be very disturbing for both the Prince and Princess of Wales to think that this is the kind of attacks that their children are doomed to face as they get older.

ME'AGAIN'S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD ~~~~~~~~~ ''BUY AND BE ME''.

Here we go again,M putting her fishing line in the water to see what bites.