Pot and gay marriage need to be legalized everywhere, because Leviticus:12 says: "If a man lies down with another man, they both should be stoned."

@plaguedoctormasque8089

4 жыл бұрын

Idiot

@Longtack55

4 жыл бұрын

The Bible was sooo prissy. I lay down with my two brothers when we were kids and shared a bed but we didn't fuck. Why can't the New New New New Testament Version 10.22 just say that instead of saying "If a man lies with a man as a woman, except as he would with a lesbian, and engages in anything more risque than back-slapping when he's really drunk, then he shall be spanked, except if the spanker is a Catholic priest, and furthermore shall not be strangely costumed unless he is the Pope." Well???

@Longtack55

4 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Ben Chode Well "Dr" Chode, an intelligent person could see that I was taking the piss out of the irrational and dogmatic drivel from the bibble. Compare that with the crap about eating shellfish, mixed fabric clothing and gathering twigs on the sabbath etc etc. Now shall we start on the Ark on Mt Ararat? It's a geological formation, and that may give you a warning..

@richardcrouse9074

4 жыл бұрын

Dorth Surreal idiots believe in an evil wicked dictating tyrant who they call god. I know of no one who has read the bible word by word, page by page and not skipping around that has remained a christian. All the people I know who have read the bible like I did are atheists. People who cannot accept reality are weaklings and kept in the dark by christianity. Wake up church read your bible word for word from front to back and don’t skip around because your feelings are hurt. Talking snake? Bull shit. Global flood? Bull shit. Men raising from the dead? Bull shit. The holy bible? Bull shit. The bible was written by smart rich people to control poor dumb people.

@stephanmerrifield4319

4 жыл бұрын

Clever

I remember someone asking a Catholic priest about Noah's ark, they asked if all animals were held on the ark, the priest replied yes, they then asked how could Noah feed 2 panda's. The class was perplexed about this question, the priest replied yes of course all God's animals were on the ark. They then asked how this could be possible, the priest asked why would we doubt God. The kid then said panda's can only digest bamboo and eat approx 30lb of the stuff a day which after 150 (or so days), this would require about 4500lb (22.5 ton)of bamboo per animal. The kid was kicked from class, last time I believed a priest.

@atme7513

4 жыл бұрын

That sucks...ego and control b4 self sufficiency and progress 🕳

@albertrogers2506

4 жыл бұрын

Bravo! There's also the problem of survival of the honeybees. A male and a female honeybee is a useless concept. They mate once, the heroic male having done his supreme best for his sisters, dies from the violence of transferring his total haploid load of sperm and now even if she's a "kosher" animal, this queen needs more than six servitors to get the nectar from the drownded flowers anyway, for her sustenance.

@nephatrine

3 жыл бұрын

For the panda thing and similar quandaries, the follow-up I most often hear is that there were at least two specimens of "bear-kind" on the ark and the differentiation into the modern species of bear would have happened post-flood since many of these nutters do allow for evolution and speciation as long as creatures don't change from one "kind" to another.

@paulcruickshank1005

3 жыл бұрын

@lion fish King James Version, Genesis 7:24 "and the waters prevailed upon the earth for an one hundred and fifty days..."

@albertrogers2506

3 жыл бұрын

@@nephatrine I suspect that the thing to which they most object, is one of the most obvious. We *_are apes_* not just _descended_ from them. But I've read that maybe half of the useful stuff in our DNA-base code is pretty much the same as yeast cells use.

"You have proof of God"? "The 10 Commandments". (Click) Just epic. 😂

@albertrogers2506

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, imagine God telling people that it isn't right to kill a fellow-Hebrew. Who could have figured that out?

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

3 жыл бұрын

@@albertrogers2506 I bet they snaffled the idea from Hammurabi anyway.

“You have proof God exists?” “Yes.” “What is it?” “The Ten Commandments.” *Click.*

@michaelbugner7011

4 жыл бұрын

I listened to that several times and couldn't understand what he was saying. Thank you.

@logangonzalez-patton3121

4 жыл бұрын

thats not proof if god is real then a jackass

@r.scottmacleod4564

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously he has not yet heard George Carlin's version of the 3 commandments! roflmao

@logangonzalez-patton3121

4 жыл бұрын

@@r.scottmacleod4564 we made god

@christianadam2907

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbugner7011 me2

The first hangup was comedy gold.

@stevewebber707

4 жыл бұрын

Followed by I'll redeem the calls with Noah's flood. Face palm time. It's painful that we have people that not only believe the flood stories but they think it's established fact everyone should accept.

@sdwone

4 жыл бұрын

Are the amount of nutters calling in to this show getting less or more? 'Cos it seems more to me... And I thought things were BAD enough already...

@jimmyshrimbe9361

4 жыл бұрын

What did he say? I couldn’t understand him.

@jimmyshrimbe9361

4 жыл бұрын

@Danny451 Fuentes Wow.......

@stevewebber707

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyshrimbe9361 It's not like people haven't tried to argue objective morality proves God before. However it's a long philosophical stretch pretty light on any convincing evidence.

Noah’s ark is actually one of the first stories my mother told me as a little kid that made me remain an atheist. As a little kid it made no sense. I remembering questioning her and being told we don’t question about God. The indoctrination attempts lasted until I was 13 and kicked out of bible class.

@trishayamada807

4 жыл бұрын

Hero4fun ask questions, lots and lots.

@trishayamada807

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Xtzin so you can tell time. Great. Now read some geology books.

@arcticpangolin3090

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Xtzin Calls others ignorant yet says that Noah’s flood is a historical fact, sounds about right

@arcticpangolin3090

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Xtzin You claim it’s a historical fact despite the vast scientific consensus that it didn’t. What evidence or facts lead you to believe such a thing?

@arcticpangolin3090

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Xtzin If you’re referring to the “not just Hebrew culture” thing, that is an unsubstantiated claim and certainly not sufficient to prove Noah’s flood occurred.

Callers like these do more for atheism than any of us ever could.

@frankiewally1891

4 жыл бұрын

well,no quite,because these nutters are frequently in key positions in society and propagate the idiocy of the judeochristian ontological narration

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

2 жыл бұрын

I lived for 14 years in a quite beautiful part of Northern Ireland, a place then sorely tried by two variants of religion and patriotism. But a very few years ago, the elected Lord Mayor of Belfast was an atheist Woman, so I have quite high hopes. But see Wikipedia on Garret Fitzgerald, who tried to reduce the tendency which caused the Protestant majority of "Ulster" to say that "Home Rule is Rome Rule". The then reigning Pope visited Fitzgerald and told him that the Irish Republic was one of those most faithful to Catholicism, and he didn''t want Irish laws based upon Catholic prohibitions lessened.

"Anonymous caller from Texas will prove God exist" ... it says it all

@G100666

4 жыл бұрын

Laura Lahaye Anonymous caller from a Texas has a gun. No need for logic. America fuck off

@ramospk

4 жыл бұрын

Why? You think we're a bunch of idiots? Did you know this show is in Texas? NASA as well. Who is the retarded now?

@ryavix

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramospk, please define your pramiters for "retarded"? Note - I'm not disagreeing with you, I just want to know if we agree.

@ramospk

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryavix don't remember my initial comment, and do not see it here. Sorry

@ramospk

4 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm a Texan, and there are all kinds of people here. Geniuses and PhDs in NASA and 500 oil companies etc. So being from Texas can't be an indication of anyone's intellectual ability.

Next caller on line: “Oh man, that last guy. He’s pretty crazy, right?”

@blissurzu7216

4 жыл бұрын

Sulcuryalt Inone 😂 I love this.

@Nodrodsky

4 жыл бұрын

Blind leading the blind...

@pollypockets508

4 жыл бұрын

I thought you were gonna do a "hold my beer" joke

@twanation2162

3 жыл бұрын

They always say that and that proceed to say something even more crazy. Bonus points of they’re like “I’ve a huge fan of the show”

"Caarbon dating had been disproved!" .....oh but the noahs ark story is still scientifically backed?

@ralfhaggstrom9862

3 жыл бұрын

Thats religion for you ................

@cocolossal69

3 жыл бұрын

That guy was hilarious 🤣😂

@tayg6276

3 жыл бұрын

Ive heard some claim that it is and that the science community all over the world is an atheist cabal dedicated to burying the truth and perpetuating the devil’s narrative by making new dinosaur bones and planting them to be dug up later. Truly amusing and terrifying.

@TheMarkSasuke64

3 жыл бұрын

@@tayg6276 The first time I heard of the whole 'man/the devil put dinosaur bones in the earth to trick us' was from a fundy in high school. Needless to say he failed science. It's baffling that these people would quicker believe obvious bronze-age mythology than basic findings of science-or should I say basic findings that don't make them feel uncomfortable, because they sure as hell accept it when it's convenient.

@tayg6276

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMarkSasuke64 my sister in law thinks that 1 I worship the devil (im an atheists so no i dont lol) 2 i hate god and that’s why I’m an atheist (although i despise the character I don’t think it’s real so hating it is no different than hating any other fictional villain to me) 3 she has told me that I believe evolution because i want to give satan more power because i want god to die 🤣

"I'm an atheist" "You keep saying that word, I do not think that word means what you think it means"

@jilliansmith7123

4 жыл бұрын

Andi: or should we call you Inigo Montoyez? Good one!

@ginginami

4 жыл бұрын

@@jilliansmith7123 Haha no fezzik

@kevg3320

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

@rpg896

4 жыл бұрын

Being an atheist does not mean you’re a skeptic and use critical thinking.

@x00p3

4 жыл бұрын

@@rpg896 True

"I am an atheist who believes what is written in the Bible. Steel cables inside Noah's Ark." If the steel cables still exist after 6023 years (if we believe that the earth was created in 4004 BC) they must have been made of stainless steel. This is brilliant stuff. Nutter, Nutterer and Nuttiest.

“Think about how stupid the average person is. Realize that half of the people are stupider.” - G. Carlin

@mrcurly1147

4 жыл бұрын

At least they identify themselves by putting a cross around their necks. As if cheezus wants to see one of those when he comes back to snuff out everyone.

@12dollarsand78cents

4 жыл бұрын

I used to think George Carlin had an above average IQ, but now that I'm older and wiser, in my option, he was in the crowd of "stupider". Still funny and correct about "God" not existing., but dumb as fuck about other shit. You really don't need to be that smart or logical to figure out there is no "God". No Free Will, is a motherfucker!

@raysalmon6566

4 жыл бұрын

Which half are you in

@zgs12212012

4 жыл бұрын

ray salmon Where do you fall in this spectrum?

@raysalmon6566

4 жыл бұрын

@@zgs12212012 You are a king, then!” said Pilate. Jesus answered, “You say that I am a king. In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me.” John john 18 Let's start there

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the Universe." ... A. Einstein.

@lukewojtanowicz1991

4 жыл бұрын

@TickerTaallick Never underestimate the power of ignorant humans, in large numbers. Robert Heinlein.

Literally every caller: "wow that was painful, now let me add to the pain"

1:26 I love how Matt and Lloyd share a look of understanding before he hangs up.

I like when a Theist rips the last Theist for saying something stupid then turns around and says something equally stupid as evidence for God. This show is comedy!

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

3 жыл бұрын

That's why we have warring sects. I last saw my father, in the Royal Victoria Hospital, on the day that just happened to be the funeral in a nearby part of Belfast. He'd had a heart attack. A Protestant "loyalist", figuring that it would be a Good Deed to murder some Catholics mourning the deaths of the three IRA terrorists, did indeed kill three of the mourners, and I'm not sure how many he injured. My dad learning of this, advised me and my American wife not to delay in leaving the city, parts of which were burning as we drove away.

Knowing that Noah had steel cables makes it a lot more believable. And he was known as the best ship builder in the desert. At a mere 600 years old, he was in his prime, too.

@bobs182

Жыл бұрын

The largest wooden ship ever built was by a Roman emperor and was 2/3 the size of Noah's boat. It took the resources of the Roman empire and wasn't very seaworthy due to stress on the seams caused by the length yet Noah and his sons had the manpower and materials to build such a ship. The holes in the Noah story are endless.

@JDrocks4ever

7 ай бұрын

Not only that. The Bible says what materials were used. ”Make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in the ark, and cover it inside and out with pitch.“ ‭‭Genesis‬ ‭6‬:‭14‬ ‭ Not seeing any steel… only seeing wood🤷‍♂️

“Onslaught of Nutters” sounds like the title of a porno

@guytheincognito4186

4 жыл бұрын

@Colin Cleveland No but "to nut" does as it's what's happens after you rubb one out lol

@gregwilliams6828

4 жыл бұрын

You watch some dodgy porn m8

@TheBeeseven

4 жыл бұрын

Lloyd is British. Us Brits call crazy people "nutters".

@wadeb5042

4 жыл бұрын

Colin Cleveland “to nut” is a slang term for having an orgasm/ejaculating

@tammrablaine579

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed and squirted tea out of my nose when i read this comment, best comment so far

As an actual Canadian, I disavow any association with this person.

@allahspreadshate6486

4 жыл бұрын

As a human being I concur for the same reason.

@Longtack55

4 жыл бұрын

I'm half Canadian and I'm unsure.

@sudburylawyer

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Canadian and I haven't played crokinole since elementary school.

@robertt9342

2 жыл бұрын

@@sudburylawyer but you know what it is. Good game though.

@darkbee2359

2 жыл бұрын

If you were true Canadian, you would have apologized for this guy. Ha ha! Got 'im!

They definitely didn’t have steel in the Bronze Age, they didn’t even use iron until the Iron Age (obviously).

@rpg896

4 жыл бұрын

Jarl Grimm, the poor caller has not even an ounce of skepticism. I hope he calls back and Matt sells him the Brooklyn bridge.

@anomamos9095

4 жыл бұрын

Not exactly true. The Romans who we have the most history about didn’t have iron so their technology was bronze hence the Bronze Age until they acquired iron from the Germans and the British who had iron technology long before the the Romans then when the Romans started producing iron it was call the Iron Age.

@JarlGrimmToys

4 жыл бұрын

Anom Amos actually the Iron Age varies from region to region. I am British and the British Iron Age started from around 800BC until the Roman’s conquered, then it switches from the Iron Age to the Roman Period/ Roman Britain. But we’re only talking technicalities as Noah was said to have built the arc in around 4000BC. So it was at the point where we were transitioning from the Stone Age to the Bronze Age.

@anomamos9095

4 жыл бұрын

@@JarlGrimmToys , That's sort of what I was saying . The bronze age didn't end until the Romans started making iron so iron and possibly steel existed during the bronze age. Without getting into metallurgy making steel is not a problem for someone who can make bronze they just need iron ore, so if bronze was available in Noah's time then steel was possible. More possible than Noah at least.

@JarlGrimmToys

4 жыл бұрын

Anom Amos again the Iron Age varies from region to region. The British Bronze Age didn’t end when the Romans conquered, the British Iron Age ended. The British Bronze Age ended in 800BC, when we started using iron. The Iron Age in the Ancient Near East started around 1300BC.

"Onslaught of Nutters." Awesome.

@chadrasmussen1154

5 ай бұрын

Lol

I love at the very beginning how Matt tells Lloyd which button he needs to press to hang up on callers. LMAO

I about died when the dude said “the Ten Commandments” 😭😭😭

@bobs182

Жыл бұрын

The first 4 admonish one to worship God and the other 6 are basic morals found in Hammurabi's code.

"Carbon dating has been debunked many times" Yeah im sure thats why we still use it to date pretty much every archeological discovery

@danmosketti2635

4 жыл бұрын

Your exaggerating again!

@smooth_sundaes5172

4 жыл бұрын

To a point. There are other techniques espescially where evidence of fire is found but dendrochronology (tree rings) is pretty accurate and index fossils of course in really ancient sites.

@serioushamster

4 жыл бұрын

All because a scientist said something like carbon 14 cannot be used to measure the age of anything that might be older than 6000 years old..

@not-a-theist8251

4 жыл бұрын

@@serioushamster it's more like 60.000 5000 something is the half life of c14

@ProfezorSnayp

4 жыл бұрын

@Stefan Dingenouts Creationists dishonest??? Wuuuuuuut? HOW DARE YOU!

Here's a thought: The smarter the theist, the more delusional he needs to be to maintain the faith.

@DontEverGrowUp

4 жыл бұрын

One of the smartest guys I know is a theist. I cannot imagine the mental gymnastics required to retain a belief in a god.

@jirenthegray2904

4 жыл бұрын

@@DontEverGrowUp Yeah, like Ben Shapiro lol.

@GeoffBournes

4 жыл бұрын

True. Which is why the more you read and ask questions and become curious, the more some things start to unravel and other things start to make sense.

@DontEverGrowUp

4 жыл бұрын

@FACE GALLON We haven't discussed it, but I'm pretty sure he believes the Noah's ark story was an actual event.

@whiterascal7251

4 жыл бұрын

Design is everywhere in the human body. To think it's by accidental primordial goop is a religion in itself.

These callers are classic examples of why exposing children under the age of 18 to worshipping gods and any dogma associated with it, is akin to mental, emotional, and intellectual child abuse!

Love their expressions when Rob said "steel cables running along the hull". Desk top, meet forehead, forehead, desk.

@bobs182

Жыл бұрын

The Noah guy got onto a religious nut site and swallowed the nonsense hook line and sinker.

The Turks discovered tourism many years ago. You would make signs too - ark or no ark.

@mrhed0nist

4 жыл бұрын

I live near Loch Ness. Guess what is promoted as "true" here ;)

@Argeaux2

4 жыл бұрын

Much more than "many years ago". Turkey is beautiful. People have been visiting there for centuries.

@justinm2697

4 жыл бұрын

@@Argeaux2 Doesn't "many" include centuries? Or would that be many many.

@TheBeeseven

4 жыл бұрын

@Doc Reasonable True. Such a pity

@kevinpenlington5020

4 жыл бұрын

But it IS absolutely true that Europeans are descended from Noah's son Jabba The Hut!

"I've done some investigation" = I watched some conspiracy videos on youtube.

@Nobody-11B

4 жыл бұрын

Every anti-vaxer and theist ever.

@FEESODLAMINI

4 жыл бұрын

Some of those conpiracy videos are really good. They can get you hooked

@cherylmcelveen2817

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-11B Read the actual studies or listen to doctors who do. Dr. Sherri Tenpenny and Dr. Jennifer Daniels are good starts.

@Nobody-11B

4 жыл бұрын

@@cherylmcelveen2817 I know of them both but Anti-vax philosophy and science denial are too "woke" for me There's a reason why Pollo, tetanus, rubella, measles, yellow fever, scarlet fever, smallpox, chicken pox, influenza, minor infections and a myriad of other horrible things no longer kill or cripple 80-90% of children under the age of 5. (Hint it's not, not science) Did you know my people historically didn't even name their children under age 5 because they'd probably die anyway? That was before immunization was available. 5...

@Brian-wm7pd

4 жыл бұрын

The problem with religion and conspiracy theorists is that once you believe one load of garbage the rest just collapses on you. I recently had one idiot comvinced that if sandyhook was a hoax because of obama and hillary then he had no reason to say columbine wasnt since Clinton was in office at the time. They're truly sad and gullible.

Proof that God exists : The ten commandments 😂

@lil-al

4 жыл бұрын

Which god does the Law Code of Hamurabi prove I wonder?

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

3 жыл бұрын

@@lil-al _All of them, _*_of course_* .

@richardbuttigieg5406

3 жыл бұрын

Why can’t got himself prove he exists? What’s with all the hidden agendas? Show yourself just one time. Please; why hide. Prove you exist.

Matt Dillahunty, your'e truly the rock star of atheism!

@starlaminde8436

2 жыл бұрын

Matt rocks!!

@chadrasmussen1154

5 ай бұрын

Athiests are blinded to the fact God is real

I dated trees. We just didn't get along

@LucianCorrvinus

4 жыл бұрын

Mixed marriages never work...

@hakureikura9052

4 жыл бұрын

he didn't get morning wood, huh?

@rawhideleather

4 жыл бұрын

Did the tree decide to LEAVE the relationship?

@HTYM

4 жыл бұрын

I know the perfect mate for you. He's a real dandelion.

@barbaraannen3340

4 жыл бұрын

@@LucianCorrvinus Christians are right. I tried carbon dating too. Didn't work out either. Eventually married a human

"I'm going to show that God is real....." Hosts: :) "By asking a couple of questions." Hosts: *Facepalm*

@romankvapil9184

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Obama No. That would be dishonest of them if that was the case. The hosts and us have a high scrutiny for theism and mysticism compared to theists themselves. We don't believe that any gods exist because there is no real evidence to support that claim so far. That's the default for any logical and critical thinking. Otherwise this would be called the Anti-thiest Experience.

@jilliansmith7123

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Obama: I think the point of this show is to have theists call in and offer actual proof that a god or gods exist. So far no one has done it. We're all waiting for them to get their act together, learn what a fact is, and present it.

Matt is a real treasure for the world! Few has embodied logic better than him. Keep up the good work Matt!

@3:35 Classic face palm "Steel cables??"

I watched this live. Trust me when I say we were having having a blast in the chat!

@fatima668

4 жыл бұрын

What chat? How can I be added to it?

Lloyd looked like he was screaming inside when the caller wanted to talk about noahs ark lmao. Keep up the good work matt and team. Common sense may prevail one day.

@artistjoh

4 жыл бұрын

fluke dog I have been to the Alien Museum north of Los Vegas near Area 51. The low quality of the plastic made in China exhibits indicates that common sense will always be elusive.

@mrfester42

4 жыл бұрын

Don't hold your breath jackass!

@johnnylovesjesus7809

4 жыл бұрын

History, archeology, science, witnessing and miracles with the countless manuscripts, laws , fine tuning, concise, soul,spirit....look at the human body....over 1 trillion sents, 37trillions cells, 1 trillion light sensitivity rays in the human eye, over 10,000 taste buds being restored every 2 weeks, if anything was different in our universe, we would be destroyed (gravity,stars,sun, planets,) the BIBLE said the universe had a beginning(science now agrees that that is true) good science agrees with the BIBLE D.N.A that could write over 40 Encyclopedias of information of each person....i never seen a explosion that cause order and laws...where did mattre come from....evolution wheres the records of the fossils....we have dinosaurs fossils....but no evolution. We have 50% of the DNA of a banana....so did we evolve from that! Come on you say you use logic and reason and need evidence....now millions of people life change when they did what the BIBLE said....i was on my way to kill some people when i found GOD. Real christianity spread love and truth. Hope you allow GOD into your heart befor you die. So much evidence.... Prophecies that been fulfilled, B.C (befor CHRIST) & A.D (after death) the world recognize JESUS CHRIST as GOD. Stop being foolish and be real with yourself.examples of The Bible bein true. (theres so many more a couple of hundred of them) 1. The Earth free float in space affected only by gravity what other sources at that time declares Earth sat on a back of a elephant or turtle or held up by atlas in Job26:7 it says " Hes stretches out the North over empty space he hangs Earth on nothing" 2. creation Is made of particles, indiscernible to our eyes (Hebrews 11:3) Night in till the 19th century was it discovered that all visible matter consist of invisible elements. 3. The Bible makes a specifies perfect dimensions For a stable water vessel (Genesis 6:15) Ship builders today are well aware that the idea of dimensions for ship stable ability is a length 6 times that of his width. Which God told Noah 4,500 years ago. 4. Ocean contains Springs the ocean is very deep almost all the ocean floor is in total darkness in (JOB38:16) GOD says " Have you entered does Springs of the sea or have you walk in search of the depths" This chapter God is talking to Job and showing his omnipotent and telling Job does he know these things. Now it would have been impossible for job to explore the Springs of the sea in 1970 With the help of deep diving research summariness that were constructed to withstand 6000 pounds per square inch pressure, oceanorgaphers discovered springs on the ocean floor. God said this! How is that possible? 5. There are mountains on the bottom of the ocean floor. In (Jonah 2:5-6) God says " The water surrounds me even to my soul the deep closes in around me, weed were wrapped around my hand I went down to the moorings of the mountains. The Earth with its bars closed behind me forever. yet you have brought me up my life from the pit or Lord my God" this is when Jonah was in the ocean in the fish belly. Sounds crazy!!! But how did Jonah know there was mountains?. 6. Our bodies are made from dust of the ground in Genesis 2:7 and 3:19 God created us from dust. Scientists have discovered that the human body is compromised of some 28 base and trace elements all on which are found in the Earth. Visit: the elements of periodic table sorted by their presence in human body. 7. Blood is the source of life and health. Leviticus 17:11,14. Up until 120 years ago sick people were bled and many died as a result example George Washington today we know that healthy blood is necessary To bring life giving nutrition to every cell in the body. God declared that life of the flesh is in the blood long before science understood is function. 8. God-created life according to its kind Genesis 1:24. The fact that God distinguish kinds agrees were what scientists observe namely that there horizontal genetic boundaries beyond which life cannot vary. Ex: dog,cats,flowers,(roses) produce its kind. Evolution suppose the opposit there are truly natural limits to biological changes. 9. Origin of the rainbow explained in Genesis 9:13-16. God gave the rainbow as a sign to never flood the Earth again. Meteorologists Now understands the rainbow is formed when the Sun shines doing the water droplets. Which acts like a prism. 10. Light can be divided in Job38:24 God says " By what way is light diffuse: scientists proves that light is divided. 11. God says in Jeremiah 33:22 that There was innumerable amount of satrs... humans couldnt see the 100 billions stars we know now, but only taught there was thousands and in 17th century Galileo Took a glimpse at the stars through the telescope and discover the BIBLE makes another true statement. Now there are many more. The BIBLE says the earth is round and God stretches the universe and so many more.......thats my God.....good science's proves the BIBLE true. Now its not hard to see.......you ever see a criminal in court with all the evidence against him still trying to get out of it? Thats how i see most atheists.....they are that criminal not wanting to admit there wrong. Theres 100's more. I could talk about. Question BIBLE only teach what is good. :Don't kill, don't lie, don't fornicate (outside a marriage)don't harm,don't hurt,don't steal, Don't use abusive language, Don't get drunk or do drugs, Do on to others as you want others to do on to you (meaning do good, not bad)Work with your hands, be Discipline, don't be, dont be prideful, greedy. dont engaged in homosexuality (humans will go extinct if everybody was a homosexual and its sick and a abomination, God said he created them male and female for a reason, now i understand some of you atheists might be a homosexual) The BIBLE helps many people. Why are they attacking it and hating it? If its just a book with no power it will only get laughs at. Its offensive why? Hebrews 4:12 "The word of God is living and powerful and sharper than any 2 edged sword. Piercing even to the division of soul and spirit and of joints and marrow and is a discerner of the thoughts and intention of the heart and there is no creation hidden from his sight but all things are naked and open to his eyes of him to whom we must give account (i added verse 13) you will answer to GOD one day. Fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, 19 because that which is known about God is evident within them; for God made it evident to them. 20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. 21 For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks, but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22 Professing to be wise, they became fools, (Romans 1:18-22, NASB)The BIBLE is the # 1 sold book in the world for a very long time, everybody knows its the WORD of GOD, theres a reason why only 3% of the USA is atheists becuase a fools says in his heart there is no God. Just remember B.C (befor CHRIST) & A.D (after his death) a timeline is built around the creater.......JESUS CHRIST loves you and if you are willing to turn away from your sins and call on HIS name...HE will come into your life. But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name, (John 1:12, NASB)

@CazBarry

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnylovesjesus7809 Dude, stop onslaughting!

@johnnylovesjesus7809

4 жыл бұрын

@@CazBarry just telling the truth my friend.

The ark caller: "I'm an atheist, but I believe the single most patently idiotic thing in the bible". OK mate.

@maythesciencebewithyou

4 жыл бұрын

The most idiotic thing in the bible is God himself. Or that he impregnated a human girl to have his "son" suffer for "our sins". Honestly, that's why I can't take so called "moderates" seriously, because even though they regard most of the bible as an allegory (for what exactly?), they literally believe in the dumbest unrealistic thing in the book.

@aaronfahr9

4 жыл бұрын

@@maythesciencebewithyou I'm going to disagree with both you and Dave du Vergier. There is no single most idiotic thing in the bible, there are thousands of the bastards.

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

@@maythesciencebewithyou It gets worse. God didn't impregnate Mary to sire a demigod like the Roman gods of that time and place, He made His already-existing full-Deity Self-Son who is simultaneously Himself and His Son a human blank inside Mary to be His human avatar like the ones used by Vishnu, who is worshipped by people living thousands of miles away. To top all that off, the whole idea of the Christian Trinity, One Triune God rather than the three biggest gods in a polytheistic pantheon like most trinities, is arguably taken from the Hindu Trimurti.

@maythesciencebewithyou

4 жыл бұрын

@@autobotstarscream765 Christianity is a polythesistic religion. All the angels are basically gods. Then we have all the saints who have risen into whatever divine status, to whom some Christians even pray to, especially in the spanish speaking world.

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

@@maythesciencebewithyou Pretty much, and then that in turn becomes forms of magic based on ancestor-worship and local magic that got assimilated into those Churches, such as Santoria.

Noah’s ark is why I stopped believing. I was like “Wait a damn minute”

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

3 жыл бұрын

I'm with you. The Babylonians were ignorant, not stupid, and the flood of AtraHasis is believable to folk who believe th crude evidence of their eyes, that the Earth isn't all that big, it's flat, and folk who've been to the sea far south of us, think it's under the Earth too. But better informed folk, who know the size of the Earth and even, from Torricelli's work, an idea of the atmosphere's weight have to be really _really _*_Really_*_ stupid_ to imagine there's that much water available.

@earthgraduate726

3 жыл бұрын

Which part of the Noah's story is unacceptable ?

@earthgraduate726

3 жыл бұрын

@chicken nugget oh bro, so close minded .

@OviValentinosWorld

3 жыл бұрын

@@earthgraduate726 Noah was like 700 or 800 years old... when people died around 40 around that time (i know emperors lived to around 60 and that's because they were so rich they were cared for). You had to put millions of species on a boat where some needed hundreds of others every day just to survive. The story doesn't say anything about marsupials because the writers didn't know that Australia existed. What happened to the mix of salt and sweet water and all water creatures adapted to their specific environment. How come nobody else has this story except civilizations from that specific area (that have the idea of a local flood thousands of years before noah's... where the writers actually got inspired from). If anyone believes that as something that happened, they have the scientific undertsnading of a 15th century peasant. I would suggest Aron Ra's videos on the flood. There's so much evidence against it only someone brainwashed would keep believing that. And they say the Bible is the book of God. I say find one story that's probably fiction and the whole book falls apart... because if one story is bs... couldn't all other be bs?

@earthgraduate726

3 жыл бұрын

@@OviValentinosWorld you say the Noah's story is impossible because you consider your human abilities to say something is possible or not. The power of God however is incomparable with us .if he can keep the planet earth spinning in the space so the Noah's story would be easiest thing . Noah didn't know the flood was coming nor how to build a ship ! He did it through the God's guidance . Atheist always say show us the evidence so i ask them this , show me the evidence that your grand grand grand grand fathers exist ! They know nothing about it yet they believe they must have had one although they can not demonstrate that ! you see ,We can not see God but our existence lead us to our creator .

This has to be one of my favorite recent episodes. "A late onslaught of nutters" is golden.

Lloyd and Matt's synced stare was fantastic.

These are legit my two favorite people this collaboration was everything. lmao they killed it.

"I'm an atheist, but god flooded the whole world". right. Sad? Yes...

@jewiesnew3786

4 жыл бұрын

This is special case when we can say '''He's not really an atheist''.

@differous01

4 жыл бұрын

There IS water under the earth's crust, but it's actually in the magma.

@loki2240

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he believes that the God of Abraham used to exist but doesn't any longer. 😅

@aaronfahr9

4 жыл бұрын

@@loki2240 ...er?

@archieakira4237

4 жыл бұрын

@@differous01 what ? I study astronomy and other things and water molecules would evaporate instantly the core is the temperature of the surface of the sun water is finished not possible to be without magama

I really enjoyed Matt's rant at the end!

@ptolemyauletesxii8642

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it encompasses climate change denial perfectly.

Love the crazy ones! Great explanation, Matt. I hope we get to see much more of Lloyd.

I heard that the Turkish government has detected Noah’s Ark’s computer system along with its steel beams.

@joeblaumer2085

3 жыл бұрын

No duh! Haven’t you seen the signs they made pointing to it!

@leandrodecarvalho8030

2 жыл бұрын

And it was running Windows 11. Proof that it's true! /s

@HeathWatts

2 жыл бұрын

@@leandrodecarvalho8030 Yes!

I wonder why people think the 10 commandments are some magical rules? People knew about 'not killing' before the bible existed...

@AC-gb7do

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, for some reason believers act like societies, laws and moral behavior started with Christianity.

@UnixMan100

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s apart of indoctrination and a lack of historical education. I remember a bible study where the teacher said that there were no such moral laws before the Ten Commandments. When I brought up examples such as the code of Hammurabi they just dismissed it.

@AC-gb7do

4 жыл бұрын

FatalParadox That’s the sad part, that people stay willingly ignorant of science, history and reality despite having access to more knowledge now then humans have ever had throughout history in their pockets.

@robinvan1983

4 жыл бұрын

@FACE GALLON No, This Idea seems to be only prevalent in the USA from my experience. Since they are so in love with placing the 10 commandments everywhere.... and they think it is the basis of the consititution.... for some reason

@Wrkumlin

4 жыл бұрын

robinvan1983 And, for some reason, believers think thought control is a benefit. It teaches guilt. How is that even considered moral by these morons?

Lloyd needs to be on this show more often :D

@ginamelton3729

4 жыл бұрын

I agree! His KZread vids are my favorite.

Noah's flood actually disproves Noah's flood. Its the most pathetic story ever!

@tiawilliams5690

4 жыл бұрын

You don't think Jonah and the whale is worse?

@kenichiotaku3693

4 жыл бұрын

@@tiawilliams5690 What about 3 days of the creation week having passed before there was even a sun?

@Ch35h1r3C47

4 жыл бұрын

@@kenichiotaku3693 falling at the first hurdle

@arcticpangolin3090

4 жыл бұрын

Tia Williams it was a fish not a whale if I recall correctly

@ateoforever7434

4 жыл бұрын

@@arcticpangolin3090 An anchovy......or sardine..

Rob needs to use this analogy, If god commanded all the worlds animals to show up at the gangway, yes penguins from Antarctica, Polar Bears from the North pole and everything else in between, god sure didn't need a boat.

loool this one of the funniest episodes ever. matt's normally the only grumpy one, but now we have 2 equally grumpy old men receiving endless calls from people who are stupid or just complete nutcases and their patience gets pushed and pushed. it's a delight to watch XD

Caller: There were metallurgists in Noah's day, so Noah had steele. Well, that would be like saying there were doctors in ancient Egypt, so Pharoah had an X-Ray Machine. .....um, yeah...

Never stop plz Matt you the man

According to Robert Ingersoll, in order for the Sloth to have arrived at the Ark in good time, it would have needed to begin its journey before the 'creation'. Source: 'Some Mistakes of Moses' - Robert G. Ingersoll.

@rowleyj31

3 жыл бұрын

I am not sure the math adds up. A smiths travels around 120 ft per day. It is about 7000 miles from south/central America to the middle East. 7000 miles x 5280 = 36,960,000 feet/ 120 feet per day = 308,000 days or 843.8 years. However.....sloths can travel 3 times faster in water than on land. Closest distance across the Southern Atlantic is 1600 miles which would take a sloth 64 years to swim.....So let's say 715 years for a sloth to get to the middle East. With an average life span of 20-30 years......we are looking at 23.8 generations of sloths to reach the middle East. So really the 2 sloths would have had to left around the time Noah was born. Still fucking ridiculous.

@jewsco

3 жыл бұрын

@@rowleyj31 almost as ridiculous as Noah being 700 plus years old

@thomasgallipoli8376

11 күн бұрын

Thank you for mentioning RGI.

Religion " I could see but now I'm blind"

I love it how Matt keeps doing his thing indifferent as the other guy hangs up. 😂👌🏻

"Can you prove the existence of god?" "Yes - the 10 Commandments" [CLICK] Priceless! I also now want a poster in my room that says "Late Onslaught of Nutters".

@chadrasmussen1154

5 ай бұрын

God is real no matter what you say

@wolf1066

5 ай бұрын

@@chadrasmussen1154 Can you prove it? No. No one can. So STFU.

That's such a great title page for this video. I don't know how you guys stand to do this again and again, but I'm glad you do. Thank you!

I cannot believe how many actually call-in to try and make sense of their religilousness. Its nearly 2020. Its a scary world when everyone is brainwashed with religion. Keep spreading the word.

Lloyd is cool.

@dannyspitzer1267

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@KC-py5vq

4 жыл бұрын

Willian Dalsoto he should be a voice actor

@williandalsoto806

4 жыл бұрын

@@KC-py5vq A man of various talents, yes.

@thedad7828

4 жыл бұрын

“Nutters” my new favorite insult

"There was mettalurgy back then" Yeah, sure, bronze and raw iron maybe, ain't no one rocking advanced steel cables back in ancient times.

@wolfschadow6399

4 жыл бұрын

They did not have the ability to generate enough heat to crete steel

@AC-gb7do

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe they had steel and God wiped their memory of it until he thought humans were advanced aka “moral” enough to understand it again..? 😂 (Someone will believe that, I’m sure of it.)

@ProfezorSnayp

4 жыл бұрын

YoU DON'T kNow ThAt! wERe yOu TheRe?

@Ch35h1r3C47

4 жыл бұрын

@@ProfezorSnayp Yes, i was

I love the mark of 1:30 when Lloyd hangs up. I had to re-watch it several times, it just as funny every time.

Hey Matt. I just wanted to acknowledge your weight loss transformation. I haven't been to the channel as much lately and just realized you changed. Good job!

This guy needs to ask the Australian Aboriginals about the flood they have lived in Australia for 60.000 years and guess what they still exist today!

So you've got a family of people and all these animals floating around together on a boat for days and nights. Where did all the waste go? Where did the food come from to feed all these animals?

@portaccio

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not joking but I've had fundimantalists claim that it all happened like a movie. The rules of nature as we know them were posponed. It was their answer to evry tricky question they came up against. You just have to shrug and walk away with people like that.

@margaretbarrett6087

4 жыл бұрын

As Sheldon’s mum said - the animals were fed on the floating bodies of dead sinners! The babies must have been especially tasty!

@jacksimpson-rogers1069

3 жыл бұрын

The waste is one of the reasons I don't approve of humans visiting Mars.

Did anyone else lose it at "steel cables"? LOL. I really don't know if I can live on this planet any more.

@southpaw117

4 жыл бұрын

I was gone at "Uh..... the ten commandments..."

@lynettekomidar2819

4 жыл бұрын

@@southpaw117 but, but how do you know there weren't steel cables?

"Yeah that last guy was terrible, I hope you can regain our sanity... " "yEaH I JuSt WAnT tO tALk aBOuT nOaH's aRK"

"Why of you, then before vinegar seven to and running pizza find?" -Chris Massey

@VestigialHead

4 жыл бұрын

+ Timbales1979 Deep.......Pan Pizza.

@7Be

4 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@VestigialHead

4 жыл бұрын

@Colin Cleveland Inifinininty barrels as Jebus can keep making more.

@Timbales1979

4 жыл бұрын

Draxx Them Sklounst Yes.

You are our savior after the last two calls. "I just want to bring up Noah's Ark and all the evidence" Bwahahahaha!!! 😂 😂 😂

Caller: "Can I ask you one question?" "We don't have enough time" Next call begins. Starts going on about Canadian board games...

It's amazing that no one in the last 2000 years has seen any kind of spirits and people still believe they exist

Noah making steel cables like it's Dr stone

Matt actually laughed?! God is real

@ashagreen4373

4 жыл бұрын

God is as real as Santa clause

@doneestoner9945

4 жыл бұрын

Santa is real. I saw him at the mall !

"The water shot upward"??? 😂 😂 😂

"Steel cables." Matt can hardly contain his excitement, *"Bronze aged MYTH! LOL."* LMFAO.

God dammit Matt! why do you have to make so much sense?!!! Love you, love your guests. Thank you. 😎

I saw "Late Onslaught of Nutters" open for "Vampire Weekend" back in '14.

The fucking bowl of cereal shit had me cracking up for days. I mean, I'd be at work and just burst into laughter. People probably thinking "WTF?" 🤣

I haven't been watching religious subject videos for a while so I never knew Lloyd was on AE. That's awesome, he's great.

Current political events have brought me to the conclusion that religion based on supernatural ideas makes everything in human existence worse. Whatever religion does there is a secular version that we could create that would do that thing better. Religion increases suffering and religion in politics just magnifies its negative effects. That is all for my rant.

@Wrkumlin

4 жыл бұрын

Thormp1 Don’t stop now. Please, keep going. You’re making good points.

@Hopeless_and_Forlorn

4 жыл бұрын

There is a definite relationship of religion and politics. At the most basic level, freedom begins with freedom from religion.

@oaktree2406

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hopeless_and_Forlorn Did you choose to be born? What's this freedom your talking about?

The Noah story was plagiarized from Gilgamesh anyways.

@jewsco

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly which was a story passed on for centuries by word of mouth and was what survivors of the melting of the last ice age passed on and got embellished or the centuries

What a day! Hope there's a good bar or dispensary near your studio! Those callers would have gotten me permanently cross eyed.

I don’t understand how you guys can tolerate this for as many years as you have. You have more patience than I can even imagine.

@bmoshareholderappleshareho855

Жыл бұрын

I think it's safe to say that nobody has evidence that there is a God.

I am so glad--at age 76--that my father was a quiet atheist (as were his father and grandfather thanks to Robert Ingersoll), so I was never harangued by biblical "truth." When I hear these literalist types, I feel so relieved.

@thomasgallipoli8376

11 күн бұрын

Thank you for mentioning RGI.

I wonder if he believes that rainbows didn't exist before Noah's time...

@uncle0eric

4 жыл бұрын

I have asked this question to Biblical literalists before and received the absolutely serious answer of 'no.'

@AmberAmber

4 жыл бұрын

I had a bible dork tell me that god hates gays cos we stole the rainbow from the flood which was done to show that the world was supposed to be heterosexual. I thought I'd lose my mind laughing at her. She was also rumored to have a mother who used a broom to sweep "demons" from non-evangelicals b4 they entered their home, so I don't totally blame her dumbness on her...

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmberAmber Her mother used a broom to command demons!? *WIIIIIIIIITCH!!!*

@AmberAmber

4 жыл бұрын

@@autobotstarscream765 Haha!!!

@AmberAmber

4 жыл бұрын

@Pardeep Parmar in an odd way? I do too!! It also gives me lots of material for songwriting xo

Lloyd's face at 1:32-35 is classic. It never fails to make me laugh

Crokinole is more of a thing in rural Canada. People in the city don't 'know it but anyone who grew up out in the country does, I find.

Christians have funny beliefs.

@DonJuan-lg8vk

4 жыл бұрын

"Christians say the darnedest things!"!

@pollypockets508

4 жыл бұрын

@@DonJuan-lg8vk lol

@steveconley4351

4 жыл бұрын

@Juno Donat That is true, it is scary knowing that this silly superstition has the power to shape societies and even infiltrate our politics.

@nathanmckenzie904

4 жыл бұрын

-Christians- Theists say the funniest things. Not saying you are wrong but that is more appropriate statement

@stefandavenport1588

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Obama *I can't trust the bible when it says that the Sun revolves around the Earth* Joshua 10:12 " Then spoke Joshua to the LORD... Sun, stand thou STILL... and thou also Moon... " Joshua commanded *both* the Sun _AND_ the Moon to stand still, NOT the Earth, which proves that the bible writers believed that the Sun moved around the Earth, _AND_ that it could actually be stopped by a man's prayer to Yahweh ! Please ! The. Sun. Does. Not. Move. This is ONLY _one_ of the 8 scriptures that were used to convict Galileo of heresy in 1633 for publishing the science that the Earth revolved around the Sun, in _opposition to_ the bible. A supernaturally inspired book, beyond human knowledge, would _at least_ have described *it's own creation* truthfully, compared to what all ancient civilizations believed at the time. The bible was written by pre science men.

Coal takes 300 million years to form, not 6000.

@jean-philippehaufroid6425

4 жыл бұрын

And That's not even the most crazy thing that he was wrong about... But by Noa Story, Coal would have to be formed in a matter of Weeks or Months.

I'm Canadian. And we owned a Crokinole board when I was a kid. Covered a card table. You shoot rings toward a central target. Shoot by flicking with finger and thumb. Little posts guard the centre. It's got elements of darts, marbles, shuffleboard, curling...

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

Heavy, old, factory-made...of wood.

Damn, who knew this would be a source of such comedy? I know where to come when I need a laugh 😂

Good points about journalists putting out science articles

Noah's arc is also a retold story from the epic of Gilgamesh I believe...it was a Sumerian epic..the story was told 3000 years before the bible told it

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

According to the Bible, history begins at Sumer.

I often wondered how big that boat would had have to have been, with all those animals and feed haha. I'm guessing around the size of Turkey haha

"we don't want to waste any more time" continues to give a tutorial on a board game lol

Lloyd is the most fun host since Russell left.

@Ch35h1r3C47

4 жыл бұрын

Russel Glass? He left?

@ryzen-cp9gm

4 жыл бұрын

He left? When? I was just getting used to Jeff Dee being gone and now Russel too?

@earlofdoncaster5018

4 жыл бұрын

@Gord Orvis Why the mass exodus? Pun not intended.

@carpediem5232

4 жыл бұрын

​@@earlofdoncaster5018 Disagreements on the Rationality Rules Transgender issue and handling of it and seemingly broader disagreements on the direction the ACA should be going. As far as I can see there were a lots of mistakes and hasty decisions made, that lead to a pretty regrettable outcome.

@Horny_Fruit_Flies

4 жыл бұрын

@@carpediem5232 Oh, that transgender thing was a year ago. What were the ACA disagreements?

Tree ring dating extends back before the supposed flood. Also, does he believe in super evolution? How did we get the diversity of life that we have in just 4k years?

@SimonFD

4 жыл бұрын

Like an idiot like that could understand evolution enough to recognize that it's the best explanation for the diversity of life on earth.

Making a commitment to quality science communication is a tempting life calling.

@RickWolfff

4 жыл бұрын

@TickerTaallick I'm too old to get a life calling.

Lets not forget so many people don't even read whole articles