"I started crying when I started reading...this book.....that I was writing." This. It's almost like he forgot he had written it. Maybe he had a ghost writer write it, and had forgotten that his name was on it. Either way, I'm @#$@ dead...

@Hannahmypet

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, as a writer myself, that sounds exactly like something I'd say about my own stories. 🤣

@echidna8159

Жыл бұрын

That 100% sounds like something Garth Marenghi would say.

@tarielkaroldan4106

Жыл бұрын

You'd also cry while writing a book if you forgot how to spell seven words in a ten-word sentence

@rjones6801

Жыл бұрын

I think he's much more humble than you would understand.

@rog2881

Жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

Can we just appreciate for a moment that one of his phone numbers is *-SEED* 😂

@CJFerg81

Жыл бұрын

Praise seed! 😁

@wordzmyth

Жыл бұрын

I would like to unsee this please 🤦‍♀️

@brendanwatroba8568

Жыл бұрын

Before the video I would have been sure that it was just a reference to the televangelist's favorite metaphor; sowing seeds (money) to reap future rewards. But now...now I don't know

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

AN ALMIGHTY SEED!!!

@taylorhorner1065

Жыл бұрын

"Spread thy seed" He commanded!

This is the jet guy who said he bought a Cessna Citation Jet...CASH. And because of "jealousy" felt by the people, he bought a more expensive jet...CASH. He then said "Act happy over my blessings.". See John Oliver's bit on televangelists.

That long pause. He was in some deep thought...

@christophercanzoneri2962

Жыл бұрын

Unintentional comedic timing

So that’s what the “I bought two jets, cash, act happy for me” guy became…

@arche2460

Жыл бұрын

If you're talking about Kenneth Copeland, he's actually still whining about people being on his case about his (four?) multimillion-dollar jets. He's the worst kind of person lmao

@franckj.

Жыл бұрын

@@arche2460 No not Kenneth Copeland, the guy from this video was also featured in that televangelists episode they did back in their early days.

That dye job couldn’t have been less convincing of it was neon purple.

That last one about the book sent me over the edge.

Creepy, disturbing, do not let this man do one-on-one counselling with any female, especially teens. And no sense letting him counsel males lest he infect them with his icky views on women. I once cried over my writing when I read it a year later. The writing was awful. My dream of being a writer died a little bit that day. On the positive side at least I’d grown enough to recognize it was bad writing.

@christopherbedford9897

Жыл бұрын

He's a complete creep. So many of these god-botherers just don't get how repugnantly sleazy they are. Makes you want to go take a bath after seeing this.

@wallraven55

Жыл бұрын

Where did the second paragraph come from? What does it even mean?

@christopherbedford9897

Жыл бұрын

@@wallraven55 Did you not watch the clip all the way through? It's only a minute and a quarter, or are you not even able to concentrate that long? 😝 The creep said that he cried when he read what he had himself written. Please don't make me mansplain why Chris Connors' comment was a humorous take on that.

@wallraven55

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherbedford9897 Your comment was annoying to read

@christopherbedford9897

Жыл бұрын

@@wallraven55 That distresses me deeply. I don't know if I'll ever recover from such a deep, truly cutting response. All I can do is beg on bended knees for your mercy, and perhaps forgiveness.

Probably says something about me that I'd rather have the food he was describing than whatever fantasy was rattling around in his head.

@Ava-wu4qp

Жыл бұрын

Asexuality is valid! Have some cake and a pleasant time invading Denmark.

@vinosmanuel

Жыл бұрын

"Porking" beans, yum

Man, Daredevil's brother really went in a different direction from his twin.

@BoBo0807

Жыл бұрын

HA! Good catch!

@jaynenunya6070

Жыл бұрын

Is this an authentic reference to the identical twin that Stan Lee Matt Murdock had made up but who is now A REAL CHARACTERS

@welcometogeektown

Жыл бұрын

@@jaynenunya6070 That would be the reference I was making, yes.

🤮🤮🤮 Also, "I started crying when I was reading this book... that I was writing" 🤣🤣🤣

That was the least sexy 1:16 of my life. (The 0:03 was for John Oliver’s introduction.)

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

11/10 comment, Anne.

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

Actually, I'm gonna make it the least sexy 1:12 because the announcer guy is always a pleasure to listen to.

Hats off to John Oliver - this was hilarious!

That was super creepy.

I'm really sorry I watched this. That which can not be unseen. 😳

@tzvikrasner6073

Жыл бұрын

Hence why I immediately scrolled down and started reading the comments. There are some things that just... No.

@Trump2PrisonOn34Counts

2 ай бұрын

_"That which can not be unseen."_ As part of my duties I managed the Terms of Service department while programming and running data centers. In 20 years, I've seen, heard, and read a lot of disgusting stuff (11 of which resulted in multiple decades of prison for the perp). While this is bad, it's about a .08 on the scale of 1 to 11 for me. FYI: After a bad one, we had to have psychologists in for the entire team - their recommendation was that front line workers be cycled out with in 4 to 6 months, max, more like 2 or 3 when possible, for their mental health.

0:07 Before meth. 0:17 After meth.

Follower of Jesus...I think Jesus should watch his back

At some point this guy has got to look at himself and say: “Shit, everything I believe isn’t backed up by a single line in this 20th century translation of this 4th century compilation of 2nd century stories about a first century Jewish boy that seems to fulfil some thousand year old indistinct prophecy.”

@LlywellynOBrien

Ай бұрын

Lol, although almost all of the NT is generally agreed to be first century. Some scholars put some of the shorter letters and Revelation early to mid (thats pretty fringe) second but the Gospels, Acts and Paul's non and somewhat contested letters are all held to be first century.

This is hilarious...up to a point. Then your gorge rises.

@DiscoFang

Жыл бұрын

Wait, what? Put it back in your pants!

Who likes short shorts? He likes short shorts.

Guarantee you will find that guy on Grindr 🤣

I do like me some mounds. Coconut and chocolate is a good combo.

@azbz9075

Жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean Almond Joy? This segment’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.

Well he isn't shy with his contact details, so... how about some light trolling?

That is the Trump of Televangelists! "I started crying when I was reading this book that I was writing."

Taken with more context, I could see some of this stuff making sense. But that long, introspective, regret-laden pause after that marriage statement… Ain’t no context for that other than pastor needs prayer. 😂

I want more of this guy he’s hilarious!

It's like a peak into a personal therapy session

"Ways to SOW....! Into our ministry."

It's time Megareverend and CEO of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption returns. Praise be!

At time marker 0:50, when he let's himself fantasize and it's caught on camera....That's the cherry on the cake!..ROTFLMAO😂😂

@christophercanzoneri2962

Жыл бұрын

Unintentional comedic timing

Where do they find these gems?

What the actual fuck?

@Sarah-oj7bh

Жыл бұрын

this is the most appropriate comment in the whole section

Goodness this was an unpleasent watch. I am Christian and engage with all sorts of different Christians and have never come across anyone like this.

If Quagmire was in that clip saying "Giggity" every time that priest said something sexual. Quagmire would collapse from exhaustion..

0:30 that's not a marriage that's a roadside dinner 🤦

I love your channel and I hope that one day John Oliver calls you out on his show

@doug5441

Жыл бұрын

He did. Look up his bit on televangelists.

Which episode is this from?

"Goddy has a great body." -Jim Caddick

Is he trying to get people to be closer to God or is he trying to be a pick up artist?

@sjs9698

Жыл бұрын

man's gotta fund his stripper-habit somehow i guess.

@nfullenwider

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@neilthehermit4655

Жыл бұрын

yes.

What is going on right now

WHAT!

i started crying when i started reading … this book … that i was writing … that i am reading … before crying … because noone bought one… so i am trying … selling … by crying… “ … or he was crying because the deadline was tomorrow and he havent started writing… and when he read it… he cried again… it was so bad… :)

@christophercanzoneri2962

Жыл бұрын

Unintentional comedic timing

OG twitch streamers

Who likes short shorts?

@jacqiball4293

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, this man.

@JustOneFletch

Жыл бұрын

I like short shorts!

@zoyadulzura7490

Жыл бұрын

"Shart sharts"

@pranavghantasala6808

Жыл бұрын

I prefer long longs

I've heard of being into feet, but toenails is quite a specific fetish.

As if there isn't enough reasons to stay away from religion.

I won't be able to listen to black eye peas ever again

@titanuranus3095

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't he talking about the food?

@mangana215

Жыл бұрын

@@titanuranus3095 does it matter? My mind already made the connection XD

Rickety Cricket is that you?

That is one thirsty televangelist. Very creepy man!

The fuck did I just watch

Thank you what the fuck

This is why religious organizations shouldn’t be tax exempt.

@Ava-wu4qp

Жыл бұрын

Idk. Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption could buy another private plane with that money

@mirrorblue100

Жыл бұрын

Damn straight!

@davidthedeaf

Жыл бұрын

Wrong. That is like comparing snake oil salesmen to legit doctors. Do not paint everyone with that broad brush stroke!

Today's word of the day is 'Cringeworthy'.

Please tell me this is a comedian. Never mind, he's clearly an American Evangelist. I answered my own question!

kkkkkkkkkkkk perfeito

0:52 , thinks "I wonder what sex with a woman is like"

Wut

The absolute irony.

🤢🤮

So nasty 😂😭

Wtf? I would ask if this is real, but... of course.

Eeeek.

Disturbing.

Now that’s a true man of God!! ( cue sarcasm 🙄)

At least he likes "shart sharts".

🤦‍♀️

Very weirdly but now I like Mike Murdock. Hope there is no news of him taking advantage of anyone around. That would make my like into disappointment.

🤦🏻‍♀️

First

Ewwwww

EWWWWW!!! That is all. Just EWWWWWW!!!

Ewwww...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Christianity is a joke.

Ewwwww