Cspan: Please wait 30 days after being in the show to call again Walter: That sign won’t stop me, because I can’t read

@DarkDragonas

Жыл бұрын

That's 30 days COVID time so ..talk to ya tomorrow

@geekdivaherself

Жыл бұрын

No, he can read - but only in cursive.

"When you wanna die, just drop dead." I need that on a t-shirt lol.

2:15 Doctors hate him because of this one simple trick.

modern day diogenes

Fun fact: John Oliver's interns make up the other half of C-Span viewers.

@rog2881

Жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@MitchellHang

Жыл бұрын

So just one intern.

@zippyzipster46

Жыл бұрын

There is some truth in this

Love how Last Week Tonight is now covering C-SPAN prank callers.

Nice! I’m checking out today’s Washington Journal (Monday November 14th) and Walter called in during the Scott Wong segment. The host John asked him if he’s seen the Last week tonight feature on him and he say no…then went right into the “don’t text, tick tok or twerk etc etc “ What a guy! Todays was pretty great, find Walter at about 20 min or so

@clumsiii

Жыл бұрын

Ok it’s the 22nd minute check him out

@PutterLee

Жыл бұрын

No he said he did see it

@clumsiii

Жыл бұрын

@@PutterLee oh ya! my bad I didn't update after I listened again.. then he went straight back into his vibe

@MisterSheeple

Жыл бұрын

For anyone who wants to see it, I've just uploaded a clip of this magical moment

@clumsiii

Жыл бұрын

@@MisterSheeple You're a hero, MisterSheeple! Thanks for this! At my new job I have the luxury to listen to Washington Journal as I work. Over a few months of daily listening I've started to recognize a bunch of the regulars (there's the one guy who always talks about the FBI spying on him, for instance) -- But this episode you shared was the first I've heard Walter. Can't wait for his next call. Thanks!

“ No one wins by staying around longer” Yes

@charlesajones77

2 ай бұрын

Vault-Tec would disagree :)

@taimatsuko

2 ай бұрын

@@charlesajones77 🤣

"when ya wanna die, just drahp ded"

First he says he doesn't take vitamins or go to the doctor, and then he says the only healthy thing he does it take a vitamin. Walter, you're story is falling apart, man!

@hellhound47bravo3

Жыл бұрын

You're mistaken. He doesn't take a vitamin, he takes a vitamin. There's a difference you know. Real vitamins have the face of Fred Flintstone.

@variedsexualantics

2 ай бұрын

​ He said that he has never taken a drug in his life, other than vitamins, implying that he has taken vitamins at least once in his life, which no way suggests that he takes vitamins now.

no pressure, greg

@KaritKtana

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@TriploGoofus

Жыл бұрын

Poor Greg

That guy is comedy gold.

I don't know about anything else, but I need to see Walter's bunker

@schattentaenzerin

Жыл бұрын

He's probably still in there

@ge2623

2 ай бұрын

No, no you don't.

...Did he say that he doesn't twerk?

@samanthamacguire7881

Жыл бұрын

for sure

@procrastination2204

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't tweet, twerk, Twitter 😂

@keithboynton

Жыл бұрын

This is a lie. He definitely twerks.

Got a proper comedian lol...its John in disguise!!!🤣🤣🤣 PS he may be ignorant but his manners and articulacy are 2nd to none!!!🤣🤣🤣

@Tiger_III

Жыл бұрын

how is he ignorant?

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

@@Tiger_III He's arguing that death is optional, that it doesn't matter so many people died of coronavirus, and that he's "fine" even though he doesn't eat well or exercise - implying there is no point in doing such things. He argues in this very video that no one should do these things or take medicine or visit a doctor, because "when you're gonna die you die", and that he'll go when the "good lord is ready to take him".

@Tiger_III

Жыл бұрын

@@Resi1ience when you die, you die so what?

C-SPAN hosts/journalist/experts are saiints!

"I usually talk to myself and no one listens"... Gee, I can't imagine why...

Honestly seemed like an okay dude, though his opinions skewed a bit extreme haha

@Pablo360able

Жыл бұрын

someone who says “if you die, you die” in response to rising prescription drug costs is not an okay dude, they’re someone who does not value their own life and thinks nobody else should either

@iansteelmatheson

Жыл бұрын

@@Pablo360able also the "in the end we all die anyways, so what does it matter which way you go?" Walter, it matters. there are some terrible fucking ways to die, and medications can prevent or at the very least help ease the suffering of many of them.

@Pablo360able

Жыл бұрын

@@iansteelmatheson not to mention there’s also the small matter of *when* you die

I love this man so

That guy gets to vote. 😮😮😮😮😮

I'm Walter I'm a retired Butler so I'll be calling every day. So is this is where retired butlers go to die, don't let us stop you!😵

This guy was a laugh riot even though his ignorance isn’t funny. Thanks for posting

The most boomer of all boomers

“I’m old, and therefore all my thoughts are important, urdle-lurdle-burdle-nurdle.”

@Tiger_III

Жыл бұрын

just old enough to have observed the stupidity of the world around him for decades.

The first half of this was hilarious and almost endearing, the last half was just abysmal on so many fucked up levels. “Yeah a million people are dead, get over it!”

@sojirokaidoh2

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like classic world-weariness to me. I'd bet this guy's been through a lot.

@Tiger_III

Жыл бұрын

isnt that what the world has literally done either way? why pretend otherwise? thats what humanity always does. we say we care. we say its not acceptable. we say we wont forget but we move on and forget and stop caring. shut up and die is literally the human approach. may be u dont like it but thats exactly what has been happening so lets not pretend like the rest of the world gives a shit. that literally does not mean shit by you simply saying it. grow up.

@iansteelmatheson

Жыл бұрын

@@sojirokaidoh2 I disagree. sounds like he has long since lost all social contacts and doesn't know first- or even second-hand how rough things can actually get. also, with something super infectious like COVID19, catching it not only endangers you, but everyone you come in contact with as well as everyone they might come in contact with and so on.

Walter is my spirit animal.

Now every comment, post, tweet, etc. I read will sound like this guy in my head. Thanks a lot, Walter! 😠

I hope she's not taking notes -> 2:13

Ron Swanson is real after all!

Waltuh....

Seems like just a lonely old man. Sad, really.

@Tiger_III

Жыл бұрын

sounds like what he said has a lot of truth.

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

@@Tiger_III He's telling people to throw out their medicine and never go to doctors. I'm disappointed in you. I'd hoped, in good faith, that you were genuinely asking how he is ignorant.

@Tiger_III

Жыл бұрын

@@Resi1ience hardly the worst thing to do. its all about perspective.

He should go into politics "Run Forest, Run!"

Waltuh is nawt fum Indianuh. The guy is 100% New Joyzee. Hoosiers don't sound like that.

This is why I don't watch C-Span.

Walter is a Hoosier.

@just-tess

Жыл бұрын

No true Hoosier sounds like that (their accent anyway)

crackpot noun crack·​pot ˈkrak-ˌpät pluralcrackpots Synonyms of crackpot : one given to eccentric or wildly foolish notions

I imagine this is what Drumpf sounds like on hallucinogens.... and probably what he'd do.

Failed #boomer