NOT FAIR, the granny is a jazz musician, and Lars is... Well, Lars

@JMGilberto

Жыл бұрын

There it is; the comment that made me cough out my hit, and scream with laughter.

@Jorvaskrr

Жыл бұрын

Well, Lars' godfather is a jazz musician, at least.

@trunejtral

Жыл бұрын

@@Jorvaskrr my grandfather was a renown conductor, I should also participate then!

@RichardCranium.

Жыл бұрын

Lars actually likes jazz, and it does not show in his drumming at all

@trunejtral

Жыл бұрын

@@RichardCranium. I like jazz too, it doesn't show in my drumming as well because I can't drum :D

When you drop a cup in the middle of the night

@xNecromancerxxx

Жыл бұрын

Stolen comment…

@sam8837

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@mrtrain6118

Жыл бұрын

@@xNecromancerxxxthat’s how KZread works these days

@ayushyadav6348

Жыл бұрын

@@xNecromancerxxx inspired not stolen 🗿🤌

@amandahandrus4861

Жыл бұрын

Lol

This isn’t just any ‘granny’, this is the godmother of modern drums. She can play practically anything.

@goldenanbugd

2 ай бұрын

idk if she can play through the fire and the flames, Eyeless, The heretic anthem, Any infant annahilator song

@satanicgay666

Ай бұрын

​@@goldenanbugdTo be fair, the day someone covers any of the instruments that are in The BOY/EGG albums in their enterity he or she can be proclaimed the god of metal hahaha

@michaelsamdwichTTV

Ай бұрын

​@@goldenanbugdcan you? Nope

@Samati1631

Ай бұрын

Dont know if she can play any Rush song... But yeah shes great

@remenant7372

Ай бұрын

@@Samati1631 I mean Neil is one of if not the greatest drummers of all time so not being able to completely nail everything he ever played isn’t necessarily a sign of a bad drummer. Plus he also a goddamn giant ass kit

What grandma does here once was my first drum lesson. 49 years later and I still can’t do it.

@luqmanhaqim7248

5 ай бұрын

Nice one sir. This shows how good she is. Doing double stroke from slow to fast evenly is very hard indeed.

@5000rgb

2 ай бұрын

​@luqmanhaqim7248 yeah, that was a very smooth accellerando. It's one of those things that's not that hard to do, but very hard to do that well.

Meanwhile grandpa in the other room: THEY'RE IN THE TREES!!!

@thehumanZ9163

Жыл бұрын

Oh damn

@lardkraken8231

7 ай бұрын

HAHHH

@13Hazy

7 ай бұрын

Wait I don’t get it hahahaha

@InfernAlien

7 ай бұрын

Tasteless xDDDDD

@AceofSpades-zi6zx

7 ай бұрын

​@13Hazy it's the darn vietcong again

lars haters secretly love lars. Hes a bad drummer, but hes OUR bad drummer

@drop-cat.33

Жыл бұрын

Nah i could definitely live without lars

@blehhblehhhh

Жыл бұрын

frfr

@ghxsttt8387

Жыл бұрын

@@drop-cat.33 no Lars, no metallica

@namandhasmana

Жыл бұрын

nah

@kidamn3siac

Жыл бұрын

​@@ghxsttt8387 That's a dream

She's NOT just a Grandma she is a professional studio musician that has been playing studio sessions for decades.

@bluebatwing

Жыл бұрын

It shows. 😏🥁👍

@knadlerklan

4 ай бұрын

So she's just a grandma

@BigJeddak187

2 ай бұрын

What her name? Her timing is crispy af! She's a G 😂

@tav7225

Ай бұрын

lars too lol

@simonshaw2449

2 сағат бұрын

@@tav7225🤣

This lady is in her 70's and playing better than ever. Amazing

@Aaron-wp3vj

9 ай бұрын

Its sped up

@mpmarques

9 ай бұрын

don´t be hater. @@Aaron-wp3vj

@fluffyfluffs1167

7 ай бұрын

​@@Aaron-wp3vj My bro so ignorant. She is a professional drummer.

@CliftonLee33

4 ай бұрын

@@Aaron-wp3vjit is absolutely not sped up hahahahaha. You’re insane. She’s a master of rudiments.

@HomoChomsky

14 күн бұрын

​@@Aaron-wp3vj Nah.

St anger snare still alive

@_musicfreak

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@sunkmanitutankaowaci2733

Жыл бұрын

I dig the St Anger snare…is that bad? 😂

@christinepuff9008

Жыл бұрын

NOOOOO! NOT THE UNHOLY SNARE OF DOOM! AAAAAAAAAA

@_musicfreak

Жыл бұрын

@@sunkmanitutankaowaci2733 unfortunately yes

@dextervortexsungte5348

Жыл бұрын

still better than lars lol

Dorothea Taylor isn't just some grandma. She is one of the best drummers of all time.

@katariina7697

Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy for this comment, my thoughts exactly.

@krusher74

Жыл бұрын

"of all time" calm down!

@alguitarchristie

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@kevinsundelin8639

Жыл бұрын

​@@krusher74 She is!

@vincelewis2384

Жыл бұрын

Sure is

Grandma perfectly demonstrates the noise that a plastic plate makes when you spin it and it slows down and eventually falls over

@soniarican6275

13 күн бұрын

That and also a Ping pong ball 🏓🤣

Unfortunately Granny didnt write Master Of Puppets, Creeping Death, ...And Justice For All etc

@lewisrichards3083

Ай бұрын

Haha good point

Lars just whips out the perfect St. Anger tone like that. The immaculate musician.

@braedencraw52

7 ай бұрын

nah like LITERALLY perfect st anger snare

@rushproduction1

5 ай бұрын

Hah

@arcioko2142

3 ай бұрын

it sound like the st anger snare and a normal snare layered

My car during winter startup

@Moonfaster

Жыл бұрын

Stop making me laugh! My kid is sleeping next to me!

@Tc-rn8lh

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😭

I should not have found this as funny as I did, but I keep replaying it over and over in my head and it just gets funnier every fucking time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You laugh at Lars’ drumming… he laughs at your bank account

@Amp661

Жыл бұрын

He can laugh at my bank account all he wants. He still sucks.

@oicrusader2143

6 ай бұрын

Being wealthy doesn't make you able to play drums.

@elperrofacha5942

Ай бұрын

​@@oicrusader2143tocar batería no te hace ser rico xd

@BL00DYME55

15 күн бұрын

@@elperrofacha5942 no, being talented is generally appreciated more in our society than being wealthy.

@x_x_6__

17 сағат бұрын

@@BL00DYME55 sadly, apparently not. so many people here are like loool you losers have no money, but with that logic you could say elon musk is one of the best drummers on earth.

lars haters have 3 jokes

@fuckshit3255

Жыл бұрын

lars lovers have 1 joke, him

@mylodassen7641

Жыл бұрын

@@fuckshit3255 lars is a great drummer

@ianmierek7647

Жыл бұрын

@@mylodassen7641 as a drummer who has played for 6 years... No he's not. I was covering Metallica with my band after just 2 years of playing. His timing is all over the place and he lacks creativity. He's unable to play complicated parts as well

@mylodassen7641

Жыл бұрын

@@ianmierek7647 just because its easy doesnt mean he isnt good

@drop-cat.33

Жыл бұрын

@@mylodassen7641 if you had ever played heard or looked at drums youd know hes ass

I love how Lars laughed at the St Anger snare lol

I don’t know if Ms. Taylor is a grandma or not, but she is a fantastic drummer. Her lesson on accenting different beats of the Paradiddle lifted the scales from my eyes.

Granny was on that og drumline back in the 60s.

lars still hitting the trash can. he was born for slipknot really

@spreadable284

Жыл бұрын

have to be a good musician to be in slipknot

@xiaole950

Жыл бұрын

@@spreadable284 he can be third percussionist, maybe shaking some eggs will do for slipknot

@6fejmk

Жыл бұрын

@@xiaole950 or skinning an alive animal

@joseantoniofernandezvazque8697

Жыл бұрын

That's Manowar! Let's see who is able to guess which track!

@lordrathut

Жыл бұрын

​@@spreadable284 since when

“My grandma can play better than you”

@Smokinnnn

Жыл бұрын

You win! ✌🏽

@Helena-gk4ui

Жыл бұрын

does she have a trash can signature snare? no? Lars win 😁

@Genezis-88

Жыл бұрын

She is Angela Merkel !

@mateagaspic8368

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this one.

I have such respect for nana dorothea, i could never change the tempos so smoothly with 2 stroke rolls, let alone the traditional grip, it's like the bane of my existence haha

That was perhaps the smoothest 2 stroke roll I have ever heard...

And thats a win for grandma 😂

@loganfivesandman

Жыл бұрын

I bet grandma ain't worth 350 million...

@rossiniogates

Жыл бұрын

@@loganfivesandman but she can play drums

@rossiniogates

Жыл бұрын

You have access to his bank account or you just Google it man and wrote the first number that was there? Yeah haha you did it also says stevie t is a multi millionaire don’t believe all you read on the internet

@mack56

Жыл бұрын

I just love Dorothy, she wins!

@Helena-gk4ui

Жыл бұрын

she doesn't have the trash can snare signature, Lars win 😁

Don't mess with Dorothea, she's a drummer's drummer.

James Hetfield: "Lars...you're fired!!!" 😂😂😂

That sounds when your getting something from the pantry at midnight when your parents are asleep

Never make a mess with a grandma drummer!!

That's why grandma has a signature TAMA kit

@lawrencehansen6637

Жыл бұрын

She almost got fired for selling me my Tama Starclassic kit in 99. I walked into the music store and she was putting the kit together, I fell in love with the white Pearl finish and the sound of the drums. When I went back to get an additional 16” floor Tom , she told me that that particular kit was supposed to be a display only, because it was a limited edition. It was to be either auctioned off or given away at the drum festival that they had each year. That year in particular I believe Lars was featured!

I can see why he started laughing when he whacked that snare. I can't stop laughing every time I watch that clip.

Bro, that grandma was doing some speed mirage

Her hands combined with John Bonham's foot would be the most ultimate combo ever

@dmitryowens

Жыл бұрын

Bonham's hands were just as fast or faster than his foot.

@pinkled4429

Жыл бұрын

@@dmitryowens Agreed. I mean he's "Bonzo" for crying out loud.

If Lars ever takes a break, there’s Grandma

she is amazing and has had more influence on how I practice and drum than anyone

Show em! Lars couldn’t do that with or without a metronome.

Grandma make Lars look like a complete beginner.

@frrascon

Жыл бұрын

Well, Lars makes Lars look like a complete beginner

@dmitryowens

Жыл бұрын

Sure, she can do a nice double stroke roll, but can she play Battery or Blackened? Highly doubtful.

@josephjoaci

Жыл бұрын

@@dmitryowens Did you ever watch her playing Down with the Sickness without ever listening to the original drumming? there's a video on youtube

@DaveAlanSchuldiner

10 ай бұрын

​@@josephjoacithat didn't answer if he can play battery or blackened

@DaveAlanSchuldiner

10 ай бұрын

​@@dmitryowensbasically anything from AJFA

lars had st anger flashbacks from that one snare

She's not even busting a sweat!!

THIS is a drumstick *Proceeds to break the sound barrier*

this grandma should join in drum battle

And she's using the traditional grip.

“Don’t try this at home it’ll piss off the neighbors”

This is like the first thing they teach you in drum lessons 😂

Granny and that's not even a joke she's probably been marching drums before lars started his career

I love how she goes by “Grandma” 😂

Grandma is on time

Bro I already like granny’s cooking but DAM THAT IS NEXT LEVEL

Nice double stroke exercise. You also rocked on the Disturbed cover video

it's not really fair putting a core/marching style drummer against a drum set player. they play differently

@HrKCA

Жыл бұрын

Dorothea Taylor plays drum set as well. The main difference between her and Lars is that she is familiar with the concept of "practicing", while Lars is not.

She's a beast

Dorothea Taylor is the godmother of drumming.

I thought it was cooking vid, no its grandma going warp speed on the counter drums

The only compliment I can give Lars is his tuning and fills sound great on ballads or clean stuff

@dmitryowens

Жыл бұрын

Really? I much prefer his playing on the heavier stuff - his playing on ballads is lacking in dynamics.

I never laugh at Lars , Only with him. Effin love that guy.

Grandma: **does an amazing drum trick rudiment** Lars: *TH!§ I§ ∆ DRÜM§T|©K*

hell yeah u got the juice now Grandma u kick ass

To his credit, Lars has gotten better for new releases

@treehuggerdeluxe5598

Жыл бұрын

Lars refused to play a Rush song because, in his own words, he can't. He said AC/DC is more his speed. Ol' tennis star Lar is a good drummer, but he ain't a great one.

@SunnyHippies

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SunnyHippies

Жыл бұрын

In between load and st anger he really improved Lmao 🤣 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 He’s much better now then on KILL EM ALL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Grandson in the background dribbling the heck out of that Basketball just for granny’s video 🏀 😂

“Heres a drumstick, check this out” *pan hits someone at 50mph*

Lars' bank account vs Grandma's bank account

Hope lars is taking notes! Lol

this is one of my favourite videos on this entire platform

Impressive,now I want to see her play the full Moby Dick solo

GrandmallicA is the best !!!

Common Lars W

"this is a drum stick" "sound of box" lars: LOL

Absolutely beautiful roll...nice ,smooth ,even ❤❤❤

POV:granma loud drums Neighbor:OI WHAT IS THE LOUD GRANMA NOISE

This grandma has been teaching wristies since the sixties

I wouldn't dream of going up against The Godmother of Drumming either.

Those were impeccable paradiddles.

@woodchopper7962

Жыл бұрын

Double stroller roll

How tf that lady turn a Double Stroke Roll into a Buzz Roll?! She combo'd that shit like it was Skate 3 for drumming!

Best long roll ever!❤

Big difference here is that this lovely lady is ACTUALLY a drummer.

Damn! The lady has it all!

*Actual footage of "St Anger" being recorded.*

That ain't know Grandma, that's wonder woman. You best get familiar with her, she is Legend ❤️‍🔥🤘❤️‍🔥

That was so much funnier than what I thought it was going to be 💀 BANG 😂🤣

Love it! I played drums/percussion/drum corps/jazz band from 4th grade to college, but I could never get the hang of using traditional grip. I loved watching Stewart Copeland perform and I would use traditional grip during performances where the drumming wasn't very complicated. It's very practical when navigating a drum set over matched grip, but it just looks so cool too!

Just a great double stroke. Old School ' Mommy Daddy'.👍

And Grandma's kids are still feeling those spankings 60 years later.

Ah brings back memories of learning how to drum, mummy/daddy…

Lars doesn't remember how painful that snare used to sound...

Lar's are you watching this. 😂😂

Nothing like a paradiddle roll! 🤯🙌💯🥁🔥

James Hetfield was once asked in an interview if Lars was the best drummer in the world and James answered "Lars isn't even the best drummer in Metallica."

Lars Ulrich - the man who single handedly destroyed his own reputation, all to fight Napster.

POV: you go down to get a cup of water at 3AM and you drop the cup

That's Dorothea Taylor, the Godmother of drumming. No comparison. Ever.

And that's how long I last with those hands ❤️

😂😂 I wasn't expecting that at all. I figured he was gonna play something at least! 😅

WHATEVER YOU DO! Dont ask her how she learned to move her hands that fast!

How to trigger every metal head with one snare hit😂😂😂

New Cannibal Corpse Drummer

Ah yes, the magic of bounces.

Grandma, where is my practice pad? Grandma:

One of the Best sounding snares of all times, St Anger! 🔥😎

Got damn, granny still got dem high school marching band chops!

That's a nice tight roll with a solid traditional grip. Good job granny