"I do hate myself. But it has nothing to do with being Jewish." One of Larry David's greatest lines, ever!

@2Less0is0More2

4 ай бұрын

Agreed

Larry selling the car, and the utter disbelief on the face of Richard Lewis, is just priceless.

The early larry and lewis exchanges were the peak of this show

Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, William the Conqueror, Larry David...

@JimzAuto

3 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@apurugganan

2 ай бұрын

Why put him up there with a bunch of c--- (conquerors)!

@Letnothinggotowaste

2 ай бұрын

LD does not belong among those men. Most of the time, he's a prick...

@evalynlopez4698

2 ай бұрын

😂ohh u Funny. Awesome comment 👍 😅

@user-ys6ks7nr9c

Ай бұрын

Tvþ5⁵and the rest 😢😮😮😢😮😮😮😮😅😅

“TRICK OR TREATING AT FOURTY? Hey can I have some free candy? I’m FOURTY YEARS OLD!”

@BaekBalDosa

2 ай бұрын

forty

@miltonmcdonald2919

8 күн бұрын

@@BaekBalDosa Forhtea

RIP RICHARD LEWIS

@TheJackieBurns

28 күн бұрын

RIP ol giant head

Nah Larry was 100% right abt the lunch thing

@kirkrehm9972

16 күн бұрын

The restaurant was in the wrong. Who brings a table one of the orders without the other. Contrived.

No way on saying to your wife's friend "I know that tush anywhere." And cutting the hair of a girl's doll...any adult should know a little girl doesn't know better.

In the Shrimp Counter, it was the first time I heard someone mention that Larry David has half a Billion in cash! And that was before he got hundreds of millions more from Netflix for Seinfeld.

@travisoshea

26 күн бұрын

the best part was after that "but you dont have a dead uncle" "yea i knoiw but i didnt like the implication"

“Judaism, where are you?” “Yarmulke alert!”

You gave the world two points it didn't deserve

Not eating your food when it comes is the worst possible take, its at peak deliciousness and should be enjoyed as such. The reason we eat together is because its about the time spent together i really dont think it matters if one person starts first.

love these! thanks!

So happy he denied the trick or treaters. I remember halloween a few years ago, a mom was deiving her fat teenage son around to get candy and he wasnt even dressed up. Double wrong.

These are awesome videos bro For real

Lewis sweating and disheveled moving the blind guys' furniture around. Hilarious...

The trick or treat outrage deserves further explanation.

@heru7182

3 ай бұрын

Adults should be allowed to trick or treat IF they bring their own candy to exchange with the neighbours.

@jacobmcmahan6227

3 ай бұрын

It’s for little kids You reach 16 don’t trick or treating Go buy your own candy You can afford your own candy.

@irman925

3 ай бұрын

They're old and not even in costume

@apurugganan

2 ай бұрын

@@irman925 exactly "I came as my sister" just lazy; she could have just phoned it in

hahahahahaha im with cherly on the drink part. its nice to go to multiple spots. these are great. love the counter

"You, sir, win $100!"

Rip Richard Lewis

You a shrimp counter now take your 475 million dollars buy a shrimp farm and the poker game is the best the c word is so offensive in America in England every other word great set of clips

@howdj

3 ай бұрын

Agree. In the UK that is a point for Larry but yanks get so easily offended over swear words but love a bit of death and violence.

@mchan2141

3 ай бұрын

​@@howdjgood point

larry's net worth is like $500 million LOL

@wed8500

4 ай бұрын

what's your point?

@thehylianloach9473

4 ай бұрын

20 years ago yes, now it's definitely in the 700 million or higher range

@laithinator3000

4 ай бұрын

I believe in November 2023 it was 1.7bn

@CommissarKane

4 ай бұрын

Didnt him and jerry make some Billion dollar deal with Netflix to give them Seinfeld?

@snowman21279

3 ай бұрын

its not about the money for larry.

Great editing, idea

Wanda had a good point

Wanda Sykes should have received a point... if it wasn't for how they treat eachother, if it wasn't for their friendship.

@raufsat8261

18 күн бұрын

World should have been -1 when Larry David's financial wealth was referred to.

4:39 I would do whatever Cheryl wanted when it came to where to go on a date. Most women always say "I don't care" or "I don't know".

What the food is a point for Larry!!!

Larry calls people out on their bullshit and he's a man of principle. I wish more people were

6:23 😂

Should have been 12-1. Nothing wrong with the C word; ask the British.

@50centgotshot9times

4 ай бұрын

It's one of the first words we learn in Australia

@BillyMcMorran

3 ай бұрын

If you use that word in public in the UK you can be charged with a crime. Unlike America, we do not have free speech.

@gregcook6948

3 ай бұрын

Let’s not get into what Britts call a cigarette

@ryantuazon572

2 ай бұрын

I dont find the word offensive either, bur they aren’t in England.

@danielmiddleham9881

4 күн бұрын

Brit here. I agree with Larry though. In retrospect he should have said p*ssy 😂

Or spelling FORTY with an extra letter and then having at 30 people give the misspelling a THUMBS UP.

JB “Lampin” and the “Big Ass Johnson Club” Smoove > wet blanket Cheryl

With the doll hair, weather or not she should know it wouldn't grow back. Surely she wouldn't have expected it to grow back completely in 5 minutes.

the fork one is wrong, you ask for a plastic one, you don't just take one of the regular forks out without even asking if they let you do that

He did go all Willie Loman on Richard.

6:55 fat guy asking Larry to wait on 2nd food order- IRONY. Well played, Mr. David, well played

It’s hard to watch Sam Pancake being called the C word.

The on-screen suggestions for Larry are irrelevant - the WHOLE point is that when is a jerk, he is going to stick to his guns ...

Wanda and the acupuncturist totally won.

Nah the $5k thing is a bit scummy of Larry. That is a point for the world.

@irman925

3 ай бұрын

I originally had it as a point for The World but gave it to Larry on a technicality

Larry is right about lunch

You are not right about “having lunch together”. That stupid argument you brought is not even an argument lol

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the antisemite part is so true today

It's acupuncturist. One c.

Have to disagree with the poker game c bomb they had a conversation where they were talking about how swearwords are hilarious and they were listing them off. This give off the impression swearing is on the table and how it can be used to lighten the mood. Larry was just assuming the environment was okay.

I would say the trick or treaters deserve a point in The World counter.

I agree with Cheryl on the 'stop for a drink' before the restaurant.

@jbrumundsmith

3 ай бұрын

That's ridiculous.

@rohp1283

3 ай бұрын

@@jbrumundsmith Many restaurants don't have the cafe feel.

@jacobmcmahan6227

3 ай бұрын

What are you serious? They have drinks at the restaurant What’s the point of going to two different places for two different things? Especially when one place Has two different things you want in one place ? no just pick one place

@jacobmcmahan6227

3 ай бұрын

@@rohp1283who cares? A restaurant is a restaurant not a café

@rohp1283

3 ай бұрын

@jacobmcmahan6227 it adds variety to the evening. Similar to pub hopping but just cafe hopping.

OK. My tally is 5 for L and 8 for W. 1) It was insane for L to be selling cars; 2) He missed the meeting - it's on him 3) He should have given the candy. As soon as he opened the door- he said he was participating in Halloween. 4) Stopping off for a drink before dinner is fine; double the chance for a good time; he's not going to the dentist 5) oops on the C word 6) It's lunch together.You do what both want 7) Dumb one on the doll. 8) Didn't ask permission for fork.

Hard to quantify how much the world will miss this man

Judaism, where are you? Lol😂

Larry David is 😂😂😂😂

Satan

Don’t need the score on the screen the entire time. Dumb. Show it at the end of each segment then at the end for final score. Pfffttttt…..