Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.

@alexsiemers7898

7 жыл бұрын

Kerbals ARE the universe!

@maxfax1012

5 жыл бұрын

No, the Kraken did it, and why does the kerbals can have no suit also?

@plainnaruto1297

5 жыл бұрын

@@maxfax1012 hey their bodies are solid but Danny used it to weaken their bodies to open their shell

@redshirt5126

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Vorlons from Babylon 5.

@ofthewoods5345

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why they are also immortal... except when Danny steps in

*Me*:Danny how do you land at the Mun? *Danny*: first step, relocate the Mun

@PeterBarnes2

8 жыл бұрын

Note: Destroying the Mun is not the same as relocating it.

@gurumanlives4231

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter LeRoy “Apl 527097” Barnes Now is not the time! That comes later.

@PeterBarnes2

8 жыл бұрын

Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.

@cameronmcallister7606

8 жыл бұрын

So... it's not rocket science?

@PeterBarnes2

8 жыл бұрын

Cameron McAllister Of course it is. It's just the litho-breaker vs. litho-transporter sort of rocket science.

Danny is an artist. Modern art. Using Kerbals instead of paint.

"Danny! What did I tell you not to do?" "Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods?" "And what did you do?" "Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods..."

@marc.rowley57

8 жыл бұрын

Gravity falls reference?

@milanaplayakafroggy8516

4 жыл бұрын

👌😂👌 👣

@donaldsherwood5599

4 жыл бұрын

Astronaut:*yeeted into a smear* yippeee!

@ghoost8943

4 жыл бұрын

@@marc.rowley57 i think so

@ghoost8943

4 жыл бұрын

Time to make some kerbals into corpses!

I wonder if Squad has a folder labeled "Glitches Danny has Discovered/Created" at their HQ

@GreatFox42

8 жыл бұрын

well they are subbed to him. So it's not impossible.

@alphanumiral

8 жыл бұрын

A folder? They made their office out of the paper the glitches were written on!

@naooho9392

8 жыл бұрын

I really hope they do but also label it DO NOT FIX

@thonkery3814

8 жыл бұрын

Probably full

@gavros9636

7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Danny is a glitch, every game he plays breaks.

Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah" Jeb:"Oh am I" Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe *the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are -spagetified -stretched across space time or if -you punch a hole in space time -become a singularity or in any other cases of bodily harm*

@gibuswagen7729

7 жыл бұрын

ihaveagun22 Question:can i tell my parents i have become the center of the universe?

@kyeplaysyt8217

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@markos9531

5 жыл бұрын

I'll take 10!

@addust

5 жыл бұрын

Jeb: "it is time" *buys device and becomes centre of universe* NOTE: i'm from the UK so dont say my spelling is wrong

@Fred_the_1996

4 жыл бұрын

@@addust your spelling is wrong

"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.

@Seldser

8 жыл бұрын

soooo... HowToBasic?

@mladenperic6041

5 жыл бұрын

@@Seldser no its howtogod

@bongbong9991

3 жыл бұрын

Step 1! Make a spinner for the victim. Step 2! THROW THAT BOY INTO THE SPINNING GRINDER! Step 3! You have done it! You made spaghetti!

@SephirothRyu

Жыл бұрын

@@mladenperic6041 How to Cthulhu. Turns out, Cthulhu is just a kerbal after Danny got through with them.

Squad Developers are curled up under their desks crying right now...

"NASA, Get on my level!" - Danny2462

Dude... a 9 minute video with on point music, editing, AND comedy? Now THIS is the Danny I like to see.

Spagetificator Trancendence divice Now what about a large hadron collider in KSP !!!!!!

@jameson1239

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous with kerbals

@docaxolotl1598

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a little grape smusher device

@Nik_TheAstronaut

2 жыл бұрын

Large kerbal collider*

You should make a version of this where you spaghettify multiple kerbals at once.

@Danny2462

8 жыл бұрын

...why did I not try that?! Good idea!

@oscarsmith3942

8 жыл бұрын

My theory of how would be to eva a bunch of kerbals next to each other and burn the mangler into them. (no idea if it will work though)

@footsoldier5178

8 жыл бұрын

We must do I it.... FOR SCIENCE!!!

So... Danny just created the flying spaghetti monster?

@UsableUsernamee

8 жыл бұрын

Once again yep

@lucasvarela9088

8 жыл бұрын

pastafarism 4 lief

@naooho9392

8 жыл бұрын

pastafarism

@rhysh6026

8 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPAGBABBI MONSTER

@siyacer

8 жыл бұрын

With actual kerbals

Are you secretly a Squad bug tester who's capitalizing on his job by pointing out the fun bugs? If so, keep it up. If not, keep it up anyway!

@theloneastronaut2

Жыл бұрын

yes

I can already see this being scaled up for mass transcendence. If you were looking for a 150k sub special idea, there it is.

@combativeThinker

8 жыл бұрын

It's like the Dwemer from Skyrim all over again.

@athermonuclearexplosion7159

8 жыл бұрын

what, do you want to transcend time too?? (time travel)

@Sharpless2

7 жыл бұрын

+A Thermonuclear Explosion I find you name very Chill and Relaxing

Wait, Danny built a NORMAL ROCKET?! What is happening?!??!!!?

@peardude8979

8 жыл бұрын

For science, sacrifices have to be made.

@AlienXtream1

8 жыл бұрын

+Peardude89 true, but how far is too far...

@lucasvarela9088

8 жыл бұрын

+AlienXtream1 well, i guess too far?

@TheRealGears

6 жыл бұрын

he has stretched space time so far, he has become "normal"

@Mike-Michalson

5 жыл бұрын

(brain.exe has stopped working due to the lack of danny's normal)

Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.

buy a transcendence device, become a one dimensional being today!

@iR-80

5 жыл бұрын

xD

another episode of Absurd Contraptions? haven't been this excited since MAiKSP 7

Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me! Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462 Announcement video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3eXtNhpe9myiNI.html I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great! kzread.info/dash/bejne/gaeNuq6ThMKbn8Y.html

@Gondamar

8 жыл бұрын

keep up the good work dooby

@nickel7327

8 жыл бұрын

he's posting videos again! I'm so happy! Glorious Day! First a youtuber actually recognized me and now more funny videos!

@yodu45

8 жыл бұрын

very nice, maybe with multiple subjects in a bigger device... also another thing: "orbital high five" please.

@RaphH_

8 жыл бұрын

Are you still going to post your vids on youtube?

@Gondamar

8 жыл бұрын

Effwon Yt all his vids are going to be on youtube, but he can make more videos if people support him

The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!

MURPH! DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!

@suleymannoordeen6581

8 жыл бұрын

MOOORD

@thaddeuskobylarz8519

7 жыл бұрын

MURPH

@generalgrievous4254

7 жыл бұрын

Ha, Interstellar reference.

Welp, looks like you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

@jaybrielrosales9191

8 жыл бұрын

you shattered my ravioli

@oldmanmorton4705

8 жыл бұрын

Wait, look. It's a message from Danny!

@ZooNamed123

8 жыл бұрын

He didn't read the enclosed instruction book!

@slaughterround643

8 жыл бұрын

Classic meme

@jeffreybob1379

8 жыл бұрын

NOICE

GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip Also added to the description! Enjoy.

@x-fun3149

8 жыл бұрын

First Reply..... Make a time warping device using quantum physics to go back to 0.17 and find the magic Boulder =D

@PineCone227_

8 жыл бұрын

why go to 0.17?

@thunderbirdlead7135

8 жыл бұрын

+FRESH magic bolder first appeared there

@jonahhillman6491

8 жыл бұрын

+kim becerra then why are you watching them?

@someoneunimportant4544

7 жыл бұрын

+kim becerra then unsubscribe to Danny

"smeared across spacetime" is one of my favorite expressions ever.

I love the fact he used fresh kerbals each time....For Freshness!!!

"Oh, looks like you'll have to make the funnel bigger, that's not gonna fit" Danny: "F A S T E R"

and how many times did you get the game to say: "I'm done with you"?

danny made HarvesteR give up. he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.

@combativeThinker

8 жыл бұрын

The things he's seen Danny do with this game haunt his nightmares... And the laughing; oh God, the laughing!

Danny's sound effects. Spot on.

"Experience Tranquility"

@thewatcher6478

8 жыл бұрын

Zenyatta would be horrified.

@sashaisweird

7 жыл бұрын

yeah

This is honestly my favourite channel It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch Who said science wasn't fun!

@klaatosanonymous4202

8 жыл бұрын

Also why don't you turn on ads? For some additional financial support

@Danny2462

8 жыл бұрын

+Klaatos Anonymous

'Ere he ascended and the eight became nine, he walked among us, not as a god, but as man!

What if Danny is secretly a Squad Bug Tester and he shows his findings on KZread?

It’s wonderful coming back to these videos, thanks again for the laughs!!

It never fails to amaze me how the heck you even manage to find these things. I love it.

0:43 i really like the "plop" sound!

The fact that the orbits themselves completely seem to break is just wonderful.

Holy hell, your production quality went through the roof! Excellent video, keep it up Danny.

One of your best videos as of late Danny, the music is really well synced with the video!

No one will ever know the joy I feel when I see a Danny vid appear in my sub box. Keep it up, man!

This video has a very high level of skill put into the editing. Nice work.

The Half Life 2 fast zombie sounds KILL ME every time!

Fantastic as per usual Danny. Keep up the good work!

You said spaghetti... **muffled NYEH HEH HEH in the distance**

finally! I can indulge in the suffering of kerbals! notifications are wonderful to get here quick

the editing in this is great! hope to see more of this!

@Danny2462

8 жыл бұрын

+KevinFu510 Should be more of this, one of the reasons I went with patreon is that it allows me to focus on the individual videos more!

This was your best video yet

Danny.. What if you set off multiple Transcendence devices at once?

To see if your kerbal spaghetti is done, try throwing it at the fabric of spacetime and see if it sticks to it.

Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!

I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.

@noahcheckman8542

7 жыл бұрын

And if you jump while sprinting, he will change form. I got a Zombie when I tried this.

The Kraken enter into "volunteers" and got control without exploding

Okay but like I've been laughing at "Suck it, Copernicus!" For 3 minutes now. Kerbalocentric worldview is the only worldview.

Danny, I've been watching you for 3 years now, and it is good to finally have you back

@AlienXtream1

8 жыл бұрын

wow.... stalker much :p jks

@thewatcher6478

8 жыл бұрын

+AlienXtream1 how did you know?

@AlienXtream1

8 жыл бұрын

Thewatcher takes one to know one :P

1:34 this is the most inspiring booster separation I have ever witnessed.

oh the sounds effects at 3:20 sent me into a laughing fit- thanks for that danny!

I love how his patroens mean so much to him, he just flashes their names on the screen for a millisecond XD

wow 2020 and im still coming for danny's halarious content

Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.

I've had this. Mostly at the surface when I tell a Kerbal to walk into a running stock propeller. Surprisingly, they don't crunch upon being hit by a rotor blade, but rather die of impact with the ground as a result of being spaghettified.

*finds Danny video, in the middle of the desert* oh my god... another Danny video? It's finally here... I can go back into my hole now...

"Experience Tranquility!"

@combativeThinker

8 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that is the opposite of tranquility. It's more like a Discovery Channel special on the birth of new eldritch abominations.

3:18 I can't stop laughing at it.. "Don't fight it.." Herrja NNEERRRRR.. **Random growling sounds**

The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video! I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :) Also, it's a great video!

Danny - *where did he go* my answer - *he sure did* this is why i watch these videos

Gosh i'v missed your wacky videos. Keep up the great work :D

Apparently KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM is an anagram of SPOCK GRAB ME REAR PAL and BEES LACK A PR PROGRAM.

omg, so much creativity there :DD laughed hard, thank you for making this video!

What happens if you launch two devices, transcend one, wait until the orbit goes, and then do the other?

@ekscalybur

8 жыл бұрын

You get transcend-ception.

@sd501st5

8 жыл бұрын

And Murph leaves

@athermonuclearexplosion7159

8 жыл бұрын

+Eks calybur nah, you need four trandscenders for that

*meanwhile at the squad hq* Pete: sir , we have a problem. bill: is it what I'm thinking? bill and Pete: Danny2462! bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!

Now load it with multiple Kerbals at once

I can just imagine Danny talking to someone, and then they ask "what do you do in your spare time," and replying with stuff like this!

Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific. NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.

Amazing, now make one that transcends an entire cult worth of kerbals at the same time...

From 2k to 140.... I knew people would love your content!

Danny _and_ In A Nutshell within a day? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

You are truly doing the lord's work Danny. XD

hey...this machine will work for sacrifice kerbals...for the kraken ......¡HAIL KRAKEN!

@gajbooks

8 жыл бұрын

I prefer the magic boulder to the kraken. The kraken sometimes makes half my ship disappear when exiting timewarp. The magic boulder only does that when you taunt it. (Do not taunt magic boulder)

@nagladhar2220

8 жыл бұрын

But the magic boulder is (1) No longer in the game and, (2) infused with the power of the Kraken! HAIL THE ALMIGHTY KRAKEN!!!

@TlalocTemporal

8 жыл бұрын

Rumors say the magic boulder's brethren can be found passing by as common asteroids. While calmer, they can be found in a selection of stylish colours.

@Noname-hj3wo

8 жыл бұрын

well is STILL in the game but as an asteroid

@gerardmagos3608

8 жыл бұрын

HAIL KRAKEN SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GO

This reminds me of Orions Arm's Trancendence Maze, where you enter yourself and exits as a Singularity

I love that Danny can be hilarious without even saying a word

When I saw this, I said, OH MY GOD, is it a... legendary NEW DANNY2462 VIDEO? It IS!

this is, in my opinion, your funniest video yet.

10/10 best Danny Video since Special Agent Kirrim.

Danny, you are the greatest hero of youtube.

I love the syncing to the music.

This is the most fabulous thing I have seen in my life.

Great video. Missed them. now I need to find a few subjects to see what happens when two or more are spaghettied at the same time..

The Kraken has been looking for this opportunity. He has been given a gateway to reenter the world in His orginal form

welcome back danny :D

No kerbals were harmed during the making of this video, they don't feel pain and do that sometimes because their body is quite elastic and they don't have any bones

Danny2462 AKA the mad scientist of KSP.

Hey Danny, that Patreon list at the end kinda went a bit fast. Couldn't really see the names on it. It's not really my business since I'm not a part of the Patreon, but I feel like you should make that a bit slower.

@Danny2462

8 жыл бұрын

not sure how, I can't extend the outro because of the music. maybe I could show the names in multiple lines, showing more names in the same amount of time, so they scroll by slower?

@Renegade_

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe.

@BarcelPL

8 жыл бұрын

Perhaps a 6x2 or 8x2 table with names, switching every 0,5 or 1 second?

@traniel123456789

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I was able to read it but it got really blurry with only 30 fps...

@Danny2462

8 жыл бұрын

Daniel Vestøl Well, the video plays in 60 FPS on Full HD, but I now see that on KZread it still is blurry for some reason. The same 60 FPS footage in the editor and in the rendered file looked better. Will have to fix this up.

And that's how Danny conquered the food market by turning kerbals into interstellar doritoes.

Danny is perhaps one of the best bug testers in all of video games.

Yay, an actual upload

For a quick glitch, run over a kerbal with your landing gear. I did this when my spaceplane went out of control, and Jeb's leg was suddenly as long as the atmosphere's height.

I love the growling sounds, hilarious!

Oh Danny, you sadistic madman you.. keep up the Kraken's glorious work.

3:43, his consciousness expanded across four alternate realities!