Conan's fake German is actually very impressive!

@ptroinks

9 жыл бұрын

Eckart Maichel My thoughts exactly!

Kirsten is just so real, I love her, down to earth and just chill. Awesome.

Haha :D His fake German was awesome xD WAS IST LOS?! ;)

@actionms8566

10 жыл бұрын

Charlie Chaplin lässt grüßen.

@joconnepmaknov8258

10 жыл бұрын

Vaters Tochter hiter wasnt a german guy

@Rienebiene

10 жыл бұрын

Jocon Nepmak nov I know, but he talked German ;p

@TheEggonaut

10 жыл бұрын

Jocon Nepmak nov of course he wasn´t. but they made him "the leader".

@eliasdk1999

9 жыл бұрын

TheEggonaut a

correction: The Disney castles look like the German ones

5:55 Neu Schweinstein... omg thats so funny! xD The name is "Neuschwanstein" which means "New swans stone". What he said means "New pigs stone".

@elasolezito

9 жыл бұрын

And that's because Ludwig was called "The Swan King" if i'm right ?

"I know a little German.......he's sitting right over there."

She is a beauty

I've never heard of "Scheißkopf" here in Germany O.o

@Thom1883

8 жыл бұрын

+DasMeerli never head shit head? maybe PenisKopf XD

@jackfordon5532

8 жыл бұрын

+DasMeerli das ist wohl ein Kristen-Dunst-Neologismus :P

@StefanPaetow

8 жыл бұрын

+DasMeerli Really? I have :-)

@theaweary

8 жыл бұрын

+Thom 1888 ParisKopf?

The castle of Neuschwanstein actualy is the roll model for Cinderella Castle at Disneyland. It was already a fairytale castle when it was build not fitting into it's time.

@NeoDerGrose

9 жыл бұрын

***** You're right, I mixed them up. But if you 're honest it's almost the same. Neuschwanstein actually is a rolemoddel for almost every fairytale castle.

@windstorm1000

9 жыл бұрын

I love that castle and am crazy about Ludwig---I HAVE to get their someday. He bailed out Wagner, by the way.

@NeoDerGrose

9 жыл бұрын

windstorm1000 You defnitley should see it. But don't miss to visit Linderhof castle as well with it's beautiful garden. Ludwig actualy had his own opera cave there to watch Wagner Operas.

"Those people are powerful" I almost died laughing.

um, anyone else notice the huge moon in the background about to collide with the earth, wiping out everything we've ever known?

How the English squeaky voice is changing when she is talking German. oO

@captaingingerwhiskey2362

7 жыл бұрын

I lоvе thе I'm gоing tо givе thеsе рrоduсts а сhаnсе tо wоrk thеееir mаgiс оn mее. I'vе triеd еvеrуthing оut thеееrе аnd sо fаr nоthing hаааs bееn gоооd еnоugh tо hеlр mе. Chесk оut it thеrе twitter.com/c93087ecac81be42e/status/788632172043366400 kirstеn dunst sрееaks gеrmаn

Auser Schimpfwörter kann die eig nix XD

Jeeze, people. Everyone has an accent! If you did not learn a language in early childhood, you WILL have an accent. The goal is to be intelligible. I have never, ever met a German who didn't have an accent when speaking English. Some are just thicker than others.

sweet girl..gives both men a lil kiss on greeting.

I'm german. She sounds very good in german

I am German and i am really impressed by her flawless pronunciation of "Ja, ein kleines Bischen Deutsch..." ("Yes, a little bit of german...") at 2:31 .

We don't use the word "Scheißkopf" lol

@niggeling5741

8 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself, I do use it

@christianwulf9836

8 жыл бұрын

scheißkopf hab ich noch nie gehört xD

@landvogt3450

8 жыл бұрын

Christian Wulf Ich auch nicht :D

@Elon_Murks

8 жыл бұрын

Hab ich bisher auch nicht gekannt. Aber ich werds mir merken... :)

@antoniaarmando4901

7 жыл бұрын

random german ich schon, du Scheißkopf

WHAT ZE FUCK?! WE DON'T ALWAYS YELL!

@taxiuniversum916

8 жыл бұрын

As a matter of fact, hardly anyone in Germany yells, ever. Except for at soccer matches maybe. Naziism was 70 years ago - when America was a civilized country. Now, Germany is a (mostly) civilized country, while one of America's only two relevant parties think the next U.S. President should be a Fascist.

@muffinman5741

8 жыл бұрын

+taxiuniversum ehm 1945 america was not nearly as civilized as today. Segregation, ant-socialism and stuff...

@therealkreationsncaa

6 жыл бұрын

taxiuniversum Wait, so you call Germans getting raped and killed by third world people (mostly Muslims of course) civilized? I think Germans and other European countries should fight back already. America is just as dumb, unfortunately. I'm one of the few Americans that realize what's going on. They want to convert everyone to Islam, but that's okay, right?

She's awesome. She has a very clear pronunciation when she speaks German. I love that. :D

Conan speaks fake german like a German :D :D

@TinaManinaX

6 жыл бұрын

No, maybe a German with paranoia!

Just like the american visiting windsor castle in the UK: "Oh, nice. I just wonder why they built it so close to the highway" :)

@boleynanne

5 жыл бұрын

or one american in Rome commenting: "so brilliant idea, building the colosseum close to the underground!" (sad but true story)

She actually have the german facial features,german people must be proud of having her

She pronounces really good. nearly free of an accent. wonder if shes been raised speaking two languages.

@RadiakZaboing

7 жыл бұрын

Nevermind. The Neuschwanstein error is unforgivable.

@hoobymarburg167

7 жыл бұрын

REally? You shithead! ;-D

kirsten dunst exposes disney's sexual innuendos in this video (around 4:44), no wonder shes not really making any movies now, you cant go against the illuminati and expect a successful career!

@chiyo-chanholocaust8143

8 жыл бұрын

+C3PO's Bottom Bit HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH...oh man, good joke

@cedericocosantorini8013

8 жыл бұрын

+C3PO's Bottom Bit Replace "illuminati" by "Jews".

@HumanoidMachine

8 жыл бұрын

+C3PO's Bottom Bit You're an idiot and kirsten dunst is an idiot. It says "SFX" not "sex"

@Poetic_Justice1962

8 жыл бұрын

+C3PO's Bottom Bit Yeah, right, Disney is owned by the Illumanti, and Frozen is an entertainment vehicle to indoctrinate the young with their Atavistic patriarchal ideology... only it's not.

@sythlorde

8 жыл бұрын

winehousedrunk Never put words in My mouth for as long as you have life on this earth. I never said Disney is owned be the illuminated ones. NEVER.

Neunschweinstein ?! Has she ever been to Germany?!

I love her!

Kirsten Dunst is a beautiful Germanic German Woman !!

@yungputamo3051

8 жыл бұрын

+Nolliminator Youre german-british right?

@hoobymarburg167

7 жыл бұрын

Geh ins Bett, Mutti lässt auch die Tür einen Spalt offen ;-)

I'm used to seeing her hair red. #spiderman

@MegaNajeed

8 жыл бұрын

same

@kisslordorochimaru

5 жыл бұрын

I’m used to seeing it blonde.

@Feroxing12

4 жыл бұрын

she best as blonde

Little correction for the title: "kirsten dunst speaks angry"

she is freaking gorgeous

Irgentwie wenn Amerikaner versuchen deutsch zu sprechen klingt es wie hitler ....:'D

NeuSCHWEINstein? :-))

@kealyc1

10 жыл бұрын

She means Neuschwanstein, a beautiful castle located in southern Bavaria.

@megatwingo

10 жыл бұрын

Christopher Kealy I know that. I am a German. It is really a beautiful castle. She means Neuschwanstein, but pronounces / speaks it out like NeuSCHWEINstein. :)

@spielundzeug

10 жыл бұрын

Pig… Swan… who cares, similar grace. :)

@Adolphification

10 жыл бұрын

she said "neunschweinstein" , nine pig stone :D

@megatwingo

10 жыл бұрын

Adolphification :-))

Actually, I learned the word at the age of three from our German maid. My dad was an army provost marshall stationed in Garmisch. my parents thought it was very cute that I was learning to speak German until friends clued them in on what I was saying. I suspect that word probably was used by folks born in1920s and 30s but has simply fallen out of use. I was 3 in 1957 and learned the word from a fifty year old woman

It actually says SFX as a nod to the sound crew

Kirsten Dunst should have a cameo in the amazing Spider-Man 3:-)

@johnpouth6436

8 жыл бұрын

+Kay Rey I know, we will all miss Mr Garfield😞😞😞

@johnpouth6436

8 жыл бұрын

+Kay Rey But you are hyped about his role in CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR and his standalone movie in 2017? I'm totally hyped for The Spectacular Spider-Man😄😄😄😃😃😃😀😀😀😊😊😊☺☺☺😍😍😍

@theaweary

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Reynart Fortunately that retarded movie about spiderman has ended its reproduction. I'd hope all Marvel's shit disappeared but I'm glad that at least one is dismissed.

I love Conan's fake-German!

@lemarcmty

8 жыл бұрын

+Georg Steinhauser what does it...nearly means? does it make remote sense of anything? or just the sounding?

@georgsteinhauser6217

8 жыл бұрын

No meaning at all; just aggressive yelling of random sounds!

@lemarcmty

8 жыл бұрын

Georg Steinhauser Thank you, I must say it sounds very impresive though.

@kisslordorochimaru

5 жыл бұрын

Me too he sounded so much like Hitler lol

LOL @ 6:35 RASSISMUS!! Oh man. Conan hat's aber auch mit deutsch. Er scheint von unserer Sprache eigentlich ziemlich fasziniert zu sein.

@diruholic

9 жыл бұрын

Ich hab eher "Was ist los" gehoert :D

@geilor

9 жыл бұрын

*Imaan* Das kann natürlich auch sein. :D

@tylsimys67

9 жыл бұрын

Geilor theFormlessOne Auch!

@geilor

9 жыл бұрын

tylsimys67 Voll?

@geilor

9 жыл бұрын

***** Brauche ich nicht, aber Danke.

I think as a parent you should never forget what you are and where you are from and give to your children your history, origin, culture and language...

I can talk for myself, but in my opinion its easier to learn english than to learn german. I'm German and I like english almost more than my mother tongue

@raileon

8 жыл бұрын

+creamC19 english is definitely easier than german. ;) Many americans already give up when the 3 german articles come up^^

02:31 Start. I will never watch Kristen Dunst and not think in Mary Jane...

@mcsilustrador

7 жыл бұрын

The world needs more people like you. hahaha

@alessandrocwilliam

7 жыл бұрын

+Mauricio Costa (Mau) I know 😎 👍

It's Neu-SCHWAN-stein literally meaning The New-SWAN-rock. However, it's a pain to try and teach someone that. When my cousin came to visit, she wanted to see that castle so we did, and as soon as she asked about the name I was like: Here we go) So I said: repeat after me: - Neu. - Neu. (so far so good) - Schwan. (and here I've noticed that our little German Culture 101 attracted attention of the locals, and they were expecting exactly the same as I was, so she goes SCHWEIN which made me cringe!) then I went on to explaining to her SCHWEIN means PIG / SWINE in German whereas SCHWAN is a swan. This whole thing reminds me of Snatch: - Frankie as Mutti: It was an easy mistake to make, since there was a subtle difference in the spelling (c)

Andy Richter The Swedish-German knows his German.

Her german is pretty good!

@HaraldKasbauer

8 жыл бұрын

+Constantin F. "NeuSCHWEINstein" really?! :-D - this translates "New PIG Stone"; but it really is NeuSCHWANstein ("New Swan Stone"). But I have to admit, her german is not bad at all ;-) - besides the fact that she's pissing people off by calling them names :-D

@mrblaoblao6981

8 жыл бұрын

+Constantin F. No, it is not. Nobody says "Scheisskopf," although it is lexically and grammatically correct. Also, the pronuntiation of Neuschwanstein was terrible. Although to be fair, she actually said that she speaks a little, not fluently.

Hahaha he loves German

Love it when Americans talk German

love her

4:39 She talks about "Miniatur-Wunderland" here in the Port of Hamburg (if you take the Subway in Hamburg, it is near the stop "Baumwall"). It is an indoor exhibition in open almost every day. where you can find famous places, cities, railroads... everything is made up in 1 to whatever scale. Really great and made up very realistic. Greetings from Hamburg.

Sein Fake-Deutsch ist voll gut o.O

She's hot !

dat "Something About Mary" style cowlick in her hair...

come over here and try it.

Dunst: "All the German castles look a little Disney like." Disney took Neuschwanstein as an example for their castles, not the other way around! Dunst acts as the American tourist who says: In the States we have the same, but larger and better. European castle architects should visit Disney theme parks in the States, to learn how to design castles. Acting as Geman, Kirsten Dunst looks fake, yes a little Disney like.

@julieamali232

9 жыл бұрын

You can't compare a designed castle and a real castle, it's not the same work at all.

@julieamali232

9 жыл бұрын

Up Here She says that European should visit a disney castle to learn how to design castle. She assumes that disney castles are "the best" and it's just really funny.

@julieamali232

9 жыл бұрын

Up Here "European castle architects should visit Disney theme parks in the States, to learn how to design castles."

@julieamali232

9 жыл бұрын

Up Here oO In the comment not in the video...

@manuelschulz3761

7 жыл бұрын

vrederik7 GTR

very funny :) Greetings from Germany ;)

I love kirsten since interview with the vampire :D

Dunst is crazzzzy!!!!

6:11

Neuschweinstein? WTF!?????

whaaaat she was in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind my fav movie and i only just realised i wouldn't have known without that intro lol

Finally some bilingual actress who is not screaming when shes talking in german thank you

claims she speaks German. Murders the name of the most famous German castle, Neuschwanstein.

@taxiuniversum916

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly. And "Scheisskopf" is not a german term, either.

@sn1p4m4n

8 жыл бұрын

+taxiuniversum Halt's Maul du Scheißkopf!

@taxiuniversum916

8 жыл бұрын

+NoobCanoe Learn German, Noob!

@dankdagod

8 жыл бұрын

+Natalie Boyer Is it pronounced Noy-sh-vann-shtein?

@natalieb471

8 жыл бұрын

+DnK Yes. But she sounds like she's adding an N after the "Neu". Like "Neunschwanstein." I guess if all the other syllables have N's at the end, the first one needs an N as well. I dunno. She sounds like she still hasn't found her German tongue.

"And I was like: Man, the Germans win again!" Klasse, einfach klasse :D

the german from the moderator was very funny :D

her pronunciation is quite good but you can't translate Shithead word by word ... Nobody says "Scheißkopf" in Germany

surprise surprise!!!a german women speaks german.omg!!!LOL

@ZynoaPiano

10 жыл бұрын

Note: Her German pronunciation sucks...

@Drarack

10 жыл бұрын

Zynoa Piano Actually I found it not too bad compared to what I've seen other celebrities say in interviews.

@ZynoaPiano

10 жыл бұрын

Drarack Why yes, of course. But those people you are referring to can't be classified as "German." They are foreigners trying to speak German, whereas Kirsten Dunst IS, actually, more or less German.

@maybewise

10 жыл бұрын

Zynoa Piano She may be of German descent, but she herself was born, raised, and educated in America. Her parents obviously just didn't make it a priority to teach her German, so cut her some slack.

@texasboy2102

10 жыл бұрын

maybewise i see.but her father is german, so i think it´s naturell, that kirsten can speak a little bit german.in an interview she told, that it is verry important for her, that her name is spoken out like "keeersten" and not "kersten".can you see me?? okay, on the other side it´s okay for her to be called "dunst".in original sound she´s called "dooonst".

she makes the German language look good!

"Castle Neuenschweinstein" that's a new one ...

i cant stop starring at her legs

Hahaha 'm german and this is sooooooo cute :)

crazy/beautifull best film ever

Luv her shoes!!! Shoes goes well w/ her dress & her..I want those damn shoes!!!

Alle englischen stars sagen auf deutsch Schimpfwörter

It's funny how a lot of Americans talk about Europe like it's a country.

@jakob8076

5 жыл бұрын

You don't get it do you? She can travel through Europe easily with her German passport because of the EU... That's what she meant...

More then you can imagine !

ah miniature wonderland in Hamburg is such an amazing place!!

NeuSCHWEINstein - schwan...its a swan not a pig. ;)

why do you think german speaks so aggressiv. if you scream in other languages its sounds the same. man we are a new generation, generation of love. you should better come to the country before you make condemnation....

@dukedevon1

10 жыл бұрын

But it's hillarioes ;-)

@yokie52

10 жыл бұрын

Hmm, no, not really.

@kenjieizo

4 жыл бұрын

In Germany we call this „Stock im Arsch“

You are the expert on this field.

your comments are very entertaining and i love to laugh

Am I the only one with no sound at 9:46 ?

@theosblackhawk9543

10 жыл бұрын

Yes. Here's all okay.

@holland13100

10 жыл бұрын

weird shit is happening!

@mathias6729

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're talking about conservation the rainforest.

This is the kind of thing that, unfortunately, gives Americans such a bad rep abroad - the (usually inaccurate) stereotype of the ignorant American on national TV.

Omg she was in hamburg! I live there!

if I remember right she lived for like 5 years in Germany with her grandmother

In fact they have this disney picture instantly for showing, this show is completly staged and fake...

@TheRealFrankAnthony

10 жыл бұрын

aka Television.

@rossmoffat1788

10 жыл бұрын

You think they would just go on and have a casual unplanned conversation?

Ich finde den Moderator so unsympatisch

I love her :)

wo kommst du denn her?

die spricht nich wirklich deutsch....

@UndisputedONE2

10 жыл бұрын

sie spricht ein kleines bisschen Deutsch... hat sie doch gesagt ? nur weil du englisch in der schule gelernt hast, heisst es auch nicht dass du englisch kannst wenns nach der logik ginge mein freund :)

@DontHurtMeAgainx3

10 жыл бұрын

***** ich sage scheisskopf. genauso wie blödarsch :D who cares?

@protapirus

10 жыл бұрын

***** Naja, "shithead" ist ja ein gängiges Schimpfwort im Englischen, "Scheiß-Kopf" ist dann einfach nur die wörtliche Übersetzung ;)

@colasalz2

10 жыл бұрын

das macht es auch nicht zu einem deutschen Wort.

@theov3rmind

9 жыл бұрын

Ja!

I don't speak German but she didn't sound authentically German at all , she sounded like any English speaking person trying to speak German without actually speaking it ....

@Hardy30680

10 жыл бұрын

I'm German and the things she says at 2:32 and 2:52 sound like native speakers would pronounce it. But the third phrase at 3:11 sounds pretty American.

@stevenmoosa9338

10 жыл бұрын

Oh , yeah , she lived in America more than she lived in Germany so most likely her German is good but with an American accent , its so cool being a bilingual :)

@bettinaopifanti

10 жыл бұрын

Ihr Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber egal 😂 Mega!👍

@VoloxTV

9 жыл бұрын

well it probably wasn't really. I mean for example "Scheißkopf" doesn't work in German. Yes it is made up of the word "Scheiß(e)" which means sh*t and "Kopf", which means head (exeption! Totenkopf isn't a death head as many Americans interpret it; it means skull) but it sounds like something a child made up in Kindergarten (btw a nother German word ^^).

The way she pronounces Neuschwanstein sounds like she is saying "Neun Schwein Stein" :D

At Least she is not yelling it like Sarah Chalke :D

How come this Conan, with his childish jokes, is popular in the USA?

@Toph.Beifong.

9 жыл бұрын

Thats the thing, he's not LOL.

@persephone6896

9 жыл бұрын

People just got used to him. :)

"Du bist ein Scheißkopf" doesn't exist in german :P

@CelinMa

10 жыл бұрын

Aber es ist die korrekte Übersetzung für "You're a shithead" - Klugscheisser!

I love you kirsten

I was there back in '97 when my father was stationed in Wurzburg.

i like her, but no she isnt german... she says: get that european passport, no a european passport doesnt exist...its a big diffrence between a german and a french passport... her first insult: scheißkopf doesnt exist in germany...and no the german castles dont look like disney-castles (just neuschwanstein because it was build 200 years ago and not in the medievil like the most german castles)... i think she doesnt know anything about germany^^

@Vaikilli

7 жыл бұрын

As a member of the EU the German passport doubles as a European Passport, with which you get an extra line at many airports.

@zmeon9441

7 жыл бұрын

Bei dir ist der Name Programm.

@DerSpassVerderber

7 жыл бұрын

ja und jetzt, darf ich nicht mehr meinung sagen? hälst du sie denn für eine deutsche oder was ist deine verfickte meinung, bezieh mal stellung....

@zmeon9441

7 жыл бұрын

DerSpassVerderber Meine Meinung ist, dass es eine "verfickte" Comedy- und Unterhaltungssendung ist. Sie ist zur Unterhaltung gedacht, Kirsten Dunst erzählt eine Geschichte - ob sie jetzt in allen Einzelteilen der Wahrheit entspricht, ist doch nebensächlich, sie ist zum Spaß erzählt worden - also passt dein Name ;) Natürlich ist sie Amerikanerin - es geht hier aber um eine zweite Staatsbürgerschaft - deshalb ist das "hälst du sie für eine Deutsche" ziemlich unnötig

@DerSpassVerderber

7 жыл бұрын

brauchst das verfickt nicht in anführungszeichen zu setzen atze^^ halte es dennoch für ziemlich unnötig sich die zweite deutsche staatsbürgerschaft zu holen weil man deutschland irgendwie cool findet obwohl man eig. keine ahnung von europa hat... aber macht ja nix, vlll kommt sie ja irgendwann halbnackt zu mir und fragt mich nach dem sinn europas und ich helfe ihr dann ;)

Kirsten is one of the most adorable women in Hollywood. And to top it all off she's German just like me.

einfach Klasse.. Like that

difficult to find beautiful german woman but she really is! !!!!

thanks andy!!!!