The worst tavern in bohemia is the one in kuttenberg where sir radzig got killed and dismembered by angry mob of miners in 1416 i won't forget about kuttenberg

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Luckily, Henry can't get access to that Inn so far, otherwise we would have to give that place its own low rating. I don't think that place could recover from Henry's review even with the best of horse parking.

@klaasvaak2575

2 ай бұрын

dont forget about kuttenberg

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@klaasvaak2575 How could anyone forget about that, especially Sir Radzig!

@DesperateDreams

2 ай бұрын

Radzig is the best man. Really. I felt so sorry for him when I read his historical fate. Unfair and absolutely inhumane.

@Mrfailstandstil

2 ай бұрын

Ayy!! spoilers bro!! 😱😱😱

Simply the best KCD content out there. We also need a church tier list

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Hmm a church tier list could be possible, but it would be fairly short. Two in Rattay, two in Sassu, (three if we count the one we can't get into), Uthitz has one, Pribs has one, Rovana, has one too if we count it, hmmm it could be possible. Ill see how this video does and maybe ill put Henry to the test to review them.

@LeuMasSv

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose the one in pribyslavitz too.

@LeuMasSv

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose and the waldensians reunion place in the woods could count if you pushed it a bit.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@LeuMasSv OOoooooh, that is a good point they do have a little place out there. Thanks for the reminder. :D

@LeuMasSv

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose ♥️ :)

It’s always “Don’t just stand there lad. Pour us a drink!” But never “Henry, sit down and let me pour you a drink.” 😢

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Now that you mention it, I think the only time that Henry gets drink poured for him is in the bathhouse with Hans Capon... I wonder if there is a way to make that happen, maybe I need to do a little voice acting to make that happen :P

@salimelmouaffaq1351

2 ай бұрын

​@helicalgoose I'm not sure, but I think he also gets poured a drink when out partying with Godwin

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@salimelmouaffaq1351 ooooo, that is a good idea. I will have to take a look at the scenes. I know Henry is drinking, I don't know if there is pouring, but you're right on checking that!

Cuman Philosopher automatically gives the glade an S tier

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

100% The one and only Cuman philosopher forgives all the sins of empty bath tub and more :D

@Tnk_xd

2 ай бұрын

​@@helicalgoosehow you got him in your inn..?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@Tnk_xd If you abuse the Chase cutscene skip at the start of the game then come back later to reactive the trigger all the cumans (expect the riders) are neutral to you and do not aggro even if you attack them. Thus, I just knock him out and hauled him all the way over to the Inn. Its an old video now, but here is the origin story if you're interested ;) kzread.info/dash/bejne/oIiNlLuFk8q9qc4.html

Need a bathhouse wench tier list next!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, Henry just going out there reviewing all the ladies with an angry Theresa in the background. I don't know if Henry could survive such a review!

Angelikatosh recently did "reviews" of inns in Oblivion that was pretty funny, but all I could think about were inns in 1403 Bohemia. So good timing! And you brought up the Old Whore and the lack of washing at Andrew's.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I wish I watched that video beforehand, I could've switched some of the things Henry reviewed or formatted a bit. And I am surprised no one has done a review on all the taverns in Oblivion yet, or Skyrim! But I will say doing this review, the washing tubs reallllly started to annoy me after noticing all the little extra tubs and fake tubs sitting around. Like, are they trying to torture Henry with this!

@Jordan-rb28

2 ай бұрын

​@helicalgoose I for one am grateful for it because Henry's full plate armor looks like he went to play in a pit of mud at Woodstock after about 5 minutes of running around.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@Jordan-rb28 I want to say there was a recent comic in the KCD forums that describe the same thing, about walking five feet away from a fresh bath and Henry is just covered in dirt and filth. I mean, they are not wrong about the 5 minutes. I don't know if the devs take that everything and everyone was completely dirty all the time or that they take personal hygiene to all new levels ;)

The moment it was lagging in sasau, I was just waiting on a floor filled with items 😅

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha the moment that screen was shaking could only mean one thing ;) Honestly, that Inn should've gotten an S tier rating with all the crackling in his room, but I think Henry like beef a little more so it got pushed down to A tier.

Inn at the glade is easy S tier. Close to almost all imporant locations, has fast travel point, good amount of content from missions is connected to that place, has good stock of food and, axe training and has great exploit to boost repair skill.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

100%, especially on hardcore mode. I was riding through that Inn soooo many times, especially in the late game. The main downside to that place is just the bath tub which is all the way in the back and not near the front. Like, someone placed the fake tub there or there was a tub then some naughty dev drained the water. But like you said, overall great location and things to do at the tavern compared to others. The Sassu one is pretty good too towards the end game since lots of time gets spent there as well, but not quite up to S tier no matter how good the horse parking.

Hey man I used to binge watch your kcd videos and oh man I love that you havent changed. I came here the second I found out about the reveal of kcd2 and Ill probably watch every video you make on it until I can afford to buy it, if I wont be able to at launch.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Well, here is hoping you're able to play the game at launch! PS5s prices are out of control still no idea why!

I'm lucky that I found your channel, I saw the video of tips and killing everyone building Pribislavyits and now I'm going to have to marathon all the others, Keep doing your amazing work in our nichest and favorite game

@helicalgoose

25 күн бұрын

Haha, well if anything the Hardcore Henry series is a good place to start. It has a ton of tips in there that I sort of show off with the silly humor here and there :D Hope you enjoy them all!

The tavern by the gate is like that one place in your city that is still in business for years despite seemingly noone ever going there. I guess they are living off of overcharging Sir Hans. Also encouraging gambling at 8 am is wild xD

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

That is the strange part! like who is gambling at that time and drinking. Even on weekends I have standards. At least 9 am!

@silvervanslambrouck6814

2 ай бұрын

Don't you know, it's a English secret, continue what you started last night, works everytime to cure that hangover

Bro be critiquing these fine establishments while yoinking his way through everyone's pockets. Definitely 10/10 ❤

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Someone has to pay for all of Henry's bar tabs!

Uzhitz is the inn I often find myself hanging around in. If only there was a bathhouse nearby, I'd never leave.

You forgot 1 big plus point for the tavern in Talmberg you can sell anything. Very useful with the gear you can get from the event in Skalitz.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Actually that is a great point there. That tavern in a "normal" play through is definitely A tier for that reason alone. No idea why the other tavern owners don't buy everything as well.

another video where you made me laugh.. you just dont make this game go old!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, there is still soooo much to do in this game even after all this time. I am in a sort of a panic because of KCD2 announced so early that I don't know if I will be able to finish everything :P

My favorite tavern is the Pribyslavitz. It better be considering i had to pay for it but hard not to love 2 Farkle tables, multiple food pots, and a steady supply of Boar beer.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The boars beer is amazing and honestly top 5 item in the game. By late stage of the game usually my Henry does not sleep or eat. He just downing Boars Beer on the regular and just goes around never stopping! The main down side with Pribs, at least on hardcore mode is that it is all the way at the top of the map and I tend not to visit because of how out of the way it is, but its still a very nice Inn.

Ok. This is definitely not the tierlist I would look for. But one I would watch. Now, what I would want (?) Is the bath house tierlist. Can you do that? ;) Jk. I actually want to ask for quest tierlist. Since you definitely have done quest more than a couple times. And you know a lot of the mechanics between quest (like cutscene collision box, hidden items, hidden dialoges etc) I want to know your opinion on kcd quest and activity, especially regarding how 'creative' the player could be.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The bathhouses can be done too, but just thinking about it, Henry just going out there reviewing all the ladies with an angry Theresa in the background. I don't know if Henry could survive such a review! I think the quest tier list is my ultimate goal, I just want to do a few reviews like this to etch out a lot of the problems or things I would need for doing such a review. But I like the idea and it seems a huge project, I might have to break it up a bit, but worth it. There is only so much time before KCD2 so, I feel like I have to work work work to get this stuff out :D

Henryyyyy!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Heeeeennnnnrrrrrryyyyyy of Skalitz!!!! *starts pouring out drinks*

@NurseryDBD

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Henry has come to see us!

"I see a thief! , I see a whoose"😂🤣

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Henry just got to tell it how he sees it :P

@silvervanslambrouck6814

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose right you are lol

It finally happened!!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

The one review that nobody was brave enough to bring up in KCD, its finally here! Henry has delivered!

🥳WAAAAAAA 😂😂😂 always best 😊

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

WAAAA! looks like you got the first comment this time! That deserves a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

I knew you would put Andrew on the top. The philosopher, the quests, the no guards coming to help if Henry has his moments..😂 good times…

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

lol "if Henry has his moments..." I am surprised there are any patrons left at that inn now that I think about it :P

More Henry kill everyoe pleeease. Loving that series XD

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed the editing! Wish I had more free time to do editing here and there, but there should be the next episode out coming tomorrow morning, hope you enjoy :D I just thought to put out another KCD side content out that I was thinking of doing before KCD2 was being released. The crazy part is that KCD2 is coming sooner than I thought! So there is a rush order on pushing this other stuff out :P

Love how Andrew has no clothing

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I do love the fact that Andrew just never bother respawning with clothes for the entire game. If you knock him out day one steal his clothes, he just be like eh, I do like the breeze out here think ill just stay like this.

I enjoy the music from Pirates in there.

Ledetschko tavern is my Favorit

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

I feel that one is the best or near best. Nearby bathhouse, tailor right next door. If the blacksmith was a full armorsmith to repair everything and the tavern owner bought all the items you were to sell the town would be unstoppable.

You should cover every grave, interesting site and accident with your particular brand of explanation.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Ah, that is not a bad idea. Though I am certain that Henry may cause a few more "accidents" along the way.

@Gimboid79

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Can't help it, some people are just accident prone I guess 😆

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@Gimboid79 Just everyone that meets Henry just falls over and dies and loses all their clothes. No idea what causes this!

@Gimboid79

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Henry should continue to investigate these mysterious incidents 😆

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@Gimboid79 If only Henry had a side kick...Hmmm I do wonder if we could get Ruda to follow Henry around on adventures...could we do other quests with him? Maybe, that a new series right there :P

I never understood why samopesh inn doesnt have lodgings, it needs it badly.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Actually that would probably fix Samopesh a ton if there was lodgings there. Its sort of the mid way point of the towns so I would have a reason to go around the town. Currently how it is those middle towns are just not worth even coming around.

i love you helical

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

To the women! BLESS THEM!

Andrew's missing legs always make me crack up

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Missing legs and just lack of clothes for the entire game. He will never dress himself back up, which is a shame for Henry's pocketbook, but good for my own laugh every time I see him :P

The Samopesh Inn ranking is how I feel about the entirety of Samopesh itself. Literally no use to it whatsoever beside a single Tournament quest that doesn't give you a very big reward and some cheap grain. Skalitz literally only has enemies in it and it's infinitely more useful of a POI because of the Safe Passage drinking perk and looting all the enemies

What plate pauldrons are you wearing? And you should also do a blacksmith forge tier list.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Honestly I do not remember on the top of my head, but they are probably the Milasense plate arms. They look like they are pauldrons but the plate arms just go all the way up the shoulder like that. With the robe, the plate arms covers the shoulders but makes it looks like he has plate pauldrons. I want to say (I am probably wrong) but the only pauldrons armor that I have seen in the game is the brigantine pauldrons which fits on that armor slot. I think there is only one color so you can't mix and match your Henry too well and they look, well alright :/ A blacksmith tier list might be dangerous. Henry is not on good terms with anyone it seems!

👏

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Many thanks! *starts pouring out a drink*

The Skalitz tavern ranking was very harsh… its maybe the best looking tavern in the game, deserves more respect 🤦

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, well I would probably go up a level on Skaltiz a little bit. The thing that drive me a little nuts in the fake tub in front of the real tub for bath. It is a nice looking tavern for certain, but a tad small, so I don't see myself putting it into B or even A tier. Honestly, if it didn't burn down after the first part of the game, maybe I would have been times with it, that might be whats bringing it down for me.

I was one of the first to watch this again 🎉I was the 70f view

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Well don't just stay there! Have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

@Lego_collections

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgooseomg I'm literally your biggest fan I subbed to you when you only had 2k your the first big KZreadr to reply to one of my comments just want to say I subscribe to you on another account

@Lego_collections

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose your vids just make my day

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@Lego_collections Haha many thanks! And 2k was such a long time ago, I thanks for the sub and helping me get slightly bigger. I am glad for the comments/feedback it actually helps with making other videos when I get the chance, but thanks again, here let me pour you a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Someone's been murdered hahaha

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I couldn't help but put that in :P If I was playing Farkle at a bar and was getting smashed by 3x the points and he is still rolling, I am calling the cops, or hope someone else would to stop that crime of running up the score!

Which dice do you use?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I want to say six lucky dice and the Pribs beer drink for better throws, and I don't remember if Henry has the "better throws" perk. I was thinking of running up the score to the 100k+ but Farkle is not a fun game to me unless I am the one doing the drinking and throwing myself :P

Drink tier list when?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Actually, that is not a bad idea. I mean, Henry is drunk all the time already, this will be easy for him!

17:00 how many items did you drop to lag the game that hard?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, I want to say it was roughly 1400+ crackling in the room. It was the entire private stash of Henry's snack supply. ;)

what war hammer is that

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

The type of hammer Henry typically uses on this is usually the Raven's Beak mace. Not the 100% best mace type, but honestly it usually bricks NPCs in a few hits :P

Honestly Sasau has the nest AMD worst IMO. 1 by the Monestary is my fav. One in town is the worst next to Samopesh Tavern. Samopesh has no use after the tournament storyline. You just end up riding right through

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Yah the Samopesh one has nothing to do or stand out. I feel like the whole town had some big quests tied to it, but then at last minute they just canceled a bunch of things and said screw it. But current state, that Inn is just terrible, Henry can't even get a pot of food without being yelled at :P

@HurriShane00

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose well to be fair. The hotel feels like there should have been more, you're right about that. Which in case means that the end could have had a bigger significance. Like more quests available from The Innkeeper or whoever else. It's sad it's more of a ride through than anything

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@HurriShane00 Yah someone else just mentioned how they should've just put lodgings in Samopesh and that would've made the town waaay more attractive to stop at since its sort of the middle point between Talmberg and Sassu or the great beyond of the map if you want to think about that. But its a ride over town for certain!

When only Fists Harcore Henry Run?

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, maybe but it would be a short series sort of like how I did the "Passives Run" one of my older videos. I would skip a lot of the combat for certain and just rush towards the end. Might not be too exciting which why I haven't done it yet, but if I run out of ideas, then that could be a possibility. :P

@steam-Dead-Angel-

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose maybe but what if the challange is a Hardcore Henry 100% Run with or without only fists? would be hella intresting ;D or like a Run where you can only Stealth kill? But i guess thats not Possible cause a few People dont sleep D:

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

I have a couple more ideas to make a "real" challenging run, but I haven't worked out the logistics of if its even possible. It involves starving quite a bit :P

@steam-Dead-Angel-

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose I'm looking forward to when you have new ideas that you incorporate into your videos, I'm already excited

What's your idea of suspicious 🤨 flying horse checks the box lol, to much booze me thinks!

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Henry had to stop drinking for about 20 minutes because of that event. Thought he needed to sober up a little :P

English names of towns are just making me angry and sad at the same time. And how they are sound... Ugh. Slavic people would understand me.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

Haha, yah. Sadly even the AI voices I was looking into didn't have a good voice for Czech, so its either me butchering it, or the English name. Its a shame that the game doesn't have the voice actors do the Czech name of towns anyways instead of English. Didn't know why they went down that path.

@raskolnikov6443

2 ай бұрын

@@helicalgooseGerman names are fine IMO. Bohemia was part of the Holy Roman Empire and many Germans lived in Bohemia.

@helicalgoose

2 ай бұрын

@@raskolnikov6443 100% I wonder if the German version of the game actually gets the names of the towns quite right? I have all the downloads for voice packs but never used them, maybe I should try it out sometime :P