Henry has come to kill us ❤

@Alder_of_Starside

Ай бұрын

OMFG XD!!!

@speedex2584

Ай бұрын

nice one :D

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Henry sometimes comes to pour everyone drinks too ;) *starts pouring out a drink* Though...maybe, you should take a different drink...this is Henry after all... *switches out cups*

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

*starts pouring out a drink*

@Mithrandir1983

Ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose Starting to think this particular Henry is a veeeeeeery distant relative to Éowyn and her famous stew :P .

Henry be like "I feel quite thirsty... for charcoal burners blood"

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Well that deserves a drink there! *starts pouring out a drink* ...Oooo, I think you might not want the "Henry's special drink" *switches cups*

Must be very tough guiding sir radzig back to skalitz. Thanks for your hard work!! Truly enjoyed that

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Sir Radish was quite resistant in going back to his old place. Henry is starting to think that Radzig is in on a huge fire insurance scam on Skalitz. He paid the Cumans to come burn the place down and make it look like an "accident"

Any npc: god save ya Henry! Charcoal burners: god save us from Henry!

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

I like to think Henry was sent by god to take "care" of the charcoal burners ;)

5:02 Captain Bernard goes through the 5 stages of grief.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Hahah, five stages of grief in five seconds. No wonder Henry was scared of him at the start of the game.

freaking charcoal burners

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Those devils! *starts pouring out a drink*

I feel quite hungry

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Well, I have no food on me, but how about a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

7:37 sir hanush was calling to remind you to pour us a drink!

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Sir Hanush is absolutely parched right now! Henry just has not been pouring drinks like he use to. *starts pouring out a drink*

Herny is the type of guy to burn his food then go on a killing spree cause it looks like charcoals

@JayEmGe

Ай бұрын

Jesus Christ be praised, Herny's come to see us!

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Hahah, thats too good! I like to think Henry's dad caused the Skalitz slaughter because he asked Henry to pick up a bag of charcoal in town.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Jesus Christ be praised indeed! *starts pouring out a drink*

Chef Henry is *cooking* 😎

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

People are dying to taste Henry's special!

Love the going in circles, love the added sound effects once again, great editing once more helical😂😂👍👌👍

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Many thanks! Glad you enjoyed it! The circular event just made my day to be honest :P *starts pouring out a drink*

for the past few days, this passage is the only thing that cheers me up. Surprisingly, Henry, who kills any living creature, is very pleasant and atmospheric:)

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Glad that Henry could bring a little joy to you :D Here, hopefully a little drink will help too! *starts pouring out a drink*

The Skalitz Priest wanted 300 groschen after giving me all these speeches about his calling not being enough to bring him to a dangerous place. Clearly, he didn't know which place was more dangerous and how he was going to get helped to Hell.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

The Skaltiz priest is one of the most bugged event that I have seen lol. No matter what you do, he never budges. But, I am glad you reminded me of him, I need to do something...special for him. :P

the dead sir radish horse is hilarious

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

The dead horse is just following us around! I am actually curious in later stages of the game if that horse shows up again. Not sure if we could exploit it a bit or not ;)

When you pose a greater danger to the fiefdom than every bandit in the game. Ur like if the sherriff of nautingham went crazy and paranoia of everyone under ur authority plotting with robinhood to subvert your duty to the land. In other words, you snapped

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Your comment made me think of Henry as the Sheriff of Bohemia, that just lost it. lol Henry being a mixture of Robin hood story line with Don Quixote. Henry is trying to free the King and just accuses everyone of being a traitor and gets into insane situations trying to "free" the king.

I lost it at Radzig's dead horse spawning at Neuhof.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

I like to think Radzig didn't know how to dispose of a dead horse and decided to bring it to Neuhof to dispose it with all the other dead horses. Sort of like a used mattress and the dump :P

Henry the master Huntsmen is doing a game hunting charcoal burners

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Henry the game huntmaster who just hunts down charcoal burners instead of deer and boar. Now I need to redress Henry as a hunter whenever going after charcoal burners.

14:36 this game is so realistic they even simulated the conversations between me and my father so perfectly

rumors say that he's from Uzhitz and has a limp

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Are you sure? I heard he had a limp and was from Uzhitz...

I just love it when Henry rages hahaha

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

I am actually surprised by how many voice lines there are with Henry getting feisty! I do love them and hope they show up more in KCD2 :D

Henry herding his victims is very "a shepherd of men" of him. He must go to church alot.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Henry does go to church a lot, but usually its because all his "sheep" just naturally herd themselves into a church, thinking it could save them from getting "shepherded" by Henry. :P

Chef Henry returns

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Henry is out here cooking up for all the charcoal burners in the area! Five stars!

Captain Bernard is always killing people and then being disappointed that he can't make them answer questions. Sir, do it the other way around if it upsets you so much. But it's so hard for him to hold back his constant rage.

LEAVE NO CHARCOAL BURNER STANDING! 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා

@abulekak

Ай бұрын

Free them

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Henry is on the hunt for the charcoal burners! There are few more left, the devils...

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

*starts pouring out a drink*

Love your videos

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Love that you stop by! Here have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Can't wait for the monastery 💞

You should enlist the Old Whore's help in your arduous quest like how Captain Barnyard helped you with the bandits. I'm also curious if you can see her going after her ex at the end of her quest line 🤔 Also I hope the huntsman noise layered in reverb is the new 'Well don't just stand there, pour us a drink!' or maybe slightly less often than that lol. That was entertaining. Would be even better with some 30s cathedral/concert hall reverb. Being an audio engineer I'm just thinking of 5 different ways to make it sound even more haunting hahaha

That's why they are called charcoal burners. They roast Henry's getup

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Oooooh, that is a good one! Though, I feel like the charcoal burners have a death wish doing that to Henry ;)

To hell with the charcoal burners! I dealt with them.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

To hell with the charcoal burners! lol, coming from your username and avatar it just makes me laugh quite a bit. *starts pouring out a drink*

@Sad_Mercy

Ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose *makes the "slit throat" sign*

Here's a funny one: when my girlfriend (now wife) tried playing KCD, she got bored after a few hours, and now doesn't remember much of the game, except-when she overheard you mentioning charcoal burners, she immediately remembered how much she hated them, which is such an oddly specific thing to remember when she barely remembers the name of the main character.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, I can just see her sitting on the couch not facing you watching the episode, then just turns around when the word "charcoal burners" is mentioned. Like they're the mortal enemy of the game. lol Henry knows who really caused all the problems, it was the charcoal burners, who did it all. Skaltiz, Sigismund, the king being locked up, and inflation! It was the charcoal burners fault.

You've forgot some charcoal burners like those nect so skaliz.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Ooooh, Henry didn't forget them, but you're right, they will need to be dealt with soon enough ;)

All the charcoal burners you reek Henry oh I think I wash quite regularly my last wash was only 5 weeks ago

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Actually, the charcoal burners telling Henry he reeks actually ticked me off since Henry literally just used their tub about 5 seconds before talking to them. That was a personal insult, thus the hate to charcoal burners.

@Lego_collections

Ай бұрын

I feel like I never wash I'm always at charisma 4

@Lego_collections

Ай бұрын

​@@helicalgoosei recently rewatched all of your beef jumping videos again and then the nostalgia hit me of what you used to do

I think Captain Bernard has dimanta or at least he forgot he killed two criminals

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Or I like to think he just get black out drunk before a fight and forgets what he does. Either one ;)

Leave no charcoal (burner) behind (alive)😮

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Henry: Charcoal burner? What charcoal burners. I didn't see no charcoal burners. Who brought up charcoal burners? *starts shoving bodies away into a ditch*

@suopo32

Ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose 🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡

omg i have NEVER gotten that badger comment that is wild. he deserved the sword.

Here's an idea for a new challenge run: fail every quest in the game (that is actually failable). This means you have to start all optional quests and fail them. If the quest itself is not failable, or you need to complete it to unlock another quest, you must fail as many objectives as you can.

Yaaaaaay!

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Yay! its good to see you back :D *starts pouring out a drink*

Charcoal burners...

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

I know right! We can't trust them. Here have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Missed the last few eps, finally caught up now. Have we done a Henry stat check yet? Also Bernard really wants his pizzle pulled

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Bernard is getting feistier when he starts talking about pulling and pizzles :P I did record a part about Henry's current stats, but I cut that out since it didn't fit anywhere. But, for the next part ill add it in, its been awhile. Sadly, Henry hasn't accelerated his killing spree that much, but we should be stepping up the process once getting through the tutorial area. I just got back to Bernard to learn the basic combo and the master strike, so now its on!

He is from ushitz and has a Limp. 😂

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

He had a limp and hes from Uzhitz!

13:45 Correction. He HAD a sword. Kind of a major plot element of the game before the whole murdering everyone thing started?

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Exactly! Honestly, I have been trying to find a way to get Sir Radish to drop his sword and find out. There are ways to get NPCs to attack you, but I am not a 100% how since he has the more flight than fight element. Though someday ill make it happen, if its the real Sir Radzig sword then we don't need to do KCD2! :P

@SensualPinecone

Ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose And miss out on seeing you turn the whole of Kuttenberg into a ghost town!? On second thought, just forget what I said earlier, and continue on your murdering way!

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, I like to think that if I release a video about Henry getting Sir Radzig sword back like that, that Warhorse would say, "Henry got it! No need for 2nd game we are shutting it down!" and then they don't release the game lol I am hoping they do allow Henry to go up to his antics in the next game :D

yay

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Its back! *starts pouring out a drink*

But, does he have a limp?

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Well they didn't really say that, but more that he was from Uzhitz and had a limp.

18 min video 🤩

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Hope you enjoy! :D I know the past ones were a little shorter, but here have a drink to make up the difference! *starts pouring out a drink*

@guxtavp

Ай бұрын

@@helicalgoose love it 🥂

👏

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Many thanks :D Here have a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Is there a way to bring Radzig to the Zoul duel? Or does it lock you in the field after the cutscene….. maybe plant radish there beforehand?

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Hmmmm, I do love the way you think. I might have to test this out sometime. The biggest problem is that there is a cutscene when you meet Zoul, and typically during cutscenes when I try doing this type of stuff, the devs seems to have a "wipe" effect the field the next scene is suppose to take place, so horses, corpses or items will be cleared away, and I don't know if Sir Radzig would be the same. Also the logistics of getting him to sit still in that single place, is possible! But, would be quite the challenge. Now bringing Zoul and some of his boys near Radzig who could be nearby...now that is a something that could be possible!

JFC lmao... The limpy dialogue was flocking ridiculous.

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha, I can't wait till the next episode. If I remember correctly, this whole thing could get even more...distracting :P

When kingdome come 2 gets released i hope they give u early acces

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Same here! Though I don't think they know who I am, other than that strange guy who likes beef...:P

MY FAV WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😆

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Haha good to see you back :D *starts pouring out a drink*

no charcoal = no Forge? i hope KCD2 fixes this with a proper Economy or Production Line

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

lol, I love the implications that Henry is targeting the charcoal burners specifically to shut down the manufacturing economy of Bohemia. Honestly I do not expect anything less :P

have u tried using czech dub?

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Not yet. Honestly I was thinking of doing that as a challenge run, where I try to beat the game without any translation using the Czech dub.

Gyat Reveal? When?

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Someday, Henry is still working on clearing a path ;) *starts pouring out a drink*

Can you kill Radzig?!?

@helicalgoose

24 күн бұрын

Not without a mod. You can sort of...displace Sir Radzig, but that sort of breaks the game, sort of...well not really since he gets teleported around quite a bit.