2:00 as a truck driver, I want everyone to know that we need MORE people asking for the air horn!

@Andrew-th8jk

3 жыл бұрын

Thats nice to hear

@Ydubber777

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@jadedbanks

3 жыл бұрын

You got it!

@tony_yt5967

3 жыл бұрын

This was the best thing as a kid

@kinseylise8595

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy to hear that, it's always been my favorite thing to do when I see a big truck, but now that I'm old enough to talk to you guys on a CB, I've felt too old to ask.

How could anyone thumbs down this guy???? He's "Flippin" brilliant!!! He needs to interpret and record all of the nursery rhymes. I would listen to it every day!!

@Crimea_River

3 жыл бұрын

It's the triggered left-wingers in here. At the beginning of the bit, the guy was talking about how everyone is always so offended and can't laugh anymore. He was definitely talking about left-wingers.

@OrangeRocks1986

3 жыл бұрын

@Stuffnsuch I live near there. Sadly I don't live in the town itself.

@debrareitan5305

3 жыл бұрын

Cause they're morons!

@carlarenae4581

3 жыл бұрын

"Flippin" morons😂

@polymathg

3 жыл бұрын

Let him know! That's a great idea! Tell him Geddy said so. ;)

That's the absolute best revision of The Three Little Pigs ever!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

@thegoodguy44

3 жыл бұрын

And it went way too long and his family and friends were the only ones laughing.

@ronnyshama

3 жыл бұрын

In the version i had as a kid the wolf just wanted to borrow some sugar from his neighbor's to bake pie

@rusteshackleferd8115

3 жыл бұрын

@@ronnyshama a piggy pie I bet?

@flamingpieherman9822

3 жыл бұрын

I would listen to any fairy tale that he told

@stephentroyer3831

3 жыл бұрын

There's a book of it!

Three Little Pigs, 16th century style = epic.

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

3 жыл бұрын

This is flippin' brilliant! :-D

My new, most favorite rendition of The Three Little Pigs

@dennis_s

3 жыл бұрын

Totally. I think that he needs to do a rendition of Little Red Riding Hood since he mentioned it.

@bobbybelew6721

3 жыл бұрын

Never hath a man bearing mine own nomenclature found such tremendous joys in having heard the retelling of a literary tale of mass appeal. Indeed, I too, favor it the most!

@abitv8490

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto!

@crawdadmudbug7928

3 жыл бұрын

Best ever!!

@amianlione8070

3 жыл бұрын

*tips monocle in agreement*

Must thine ears marvel to the utmost magnitude of confounded elation in response to the unparalleled sights and sounds of this oft-undercelebrated comical phenomenon? Indeed they must.

@MissRaex

3 жыл бұрын

And thus was this great magnitude of wisdom bestowed upon us, taken quite graciously, I would say indeed.

@briannarichardson9511

2 жыл бұрын

He had impressive alliteration too

@donaldreason5664

2 жыл бұрын

B.REASON 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Very nicely written 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@julien.4617

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I it was alright. 😅

@horseman4now

2 жыл бұрын

@@julien.4617 Thou has wracked thy wretched organ of sagacity to the uttermost, and hast by that means painfully produced but a lone word of two syllables, and none of any more, having thereby exhausted the entirety of thine eggheadedness. To the books, I say! To the books! 😉

I was dying laughing at the Shakespearean version of The Three Little Pigs. Brilliant!!!

Never thought I'd laugh this hard at a three little pigs joke 😂😂😂

@rustylee1836

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah agreed. The leadup was bad, though. Literacy rates were very low in the sixteenth century, less than 1/4 of adults could read, and fewer children. Connected to that, the average person used far fewer words than we do. Shakespeare was an outlier, an amazing one, but extremely rare.

@froggy878

3 жыл бұрын

"Say What?"

@kimberlygraham8565

Жыл бұрын

😂

@lisabarnetson1362

Жыл бұрын

Look up Pee Little Thrigs by Archie Campbell

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

And the ending was very patriotic. Made in 🇺🇸.

I bought his book called "A Triune Tale of Diminutive Swine" on a cruse I went on with him and a bunch of other comics. Probably the best vacation I've ever had.

@kingMackson7

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! thats awesome!

I felt a darkness fall over me when this ended at 24:23...he needs a much longer special.

OK, I'm old. But listening to his Three Little Pigs makes me really feel old being I understood every single word and enjoyed it lol.

@kristincornelius1854

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, I'm not that old, and I also understand every word 😉 There are some of us word lovers in every generation.

@nancymc4154

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I'm like, what's the big deal? 🤣🤣🤣

@kimberlygraham8565

Жыл бұрын

Same!! We had to read tons of Shakespeare in High School … AND explain it in plain English. Plus … three words… King James Bible… 🤣

@the_Mrs.

Жыл бұрын

Old word nerd here… same!

@danentakoto2701

9 ай бұрын

If it weren't for the context, I'd have been lost.

A man I highly respect who went to the church I grew up in has a quote I love that's right in line with this man's first joke. "God doesn't make mistakes, but he does have quite the sense of humor."

He's by far my favorite Dry Bar act I've seen. Everything is INCREDIBLY original. I've laughed out loud at most of his punchlines. Brilliant writing and story-telling skills.

These are the best comedians I've heard in years. My husband came running in the bedroom because I was laughing hysterically. Nothing is funny anymore, on tv or movies, but these guys and gals ARE.

I never tire of this version of the three little pigs story. Hilarious!

So true...the people that scream tolerance the loudest are the most intolerant of anyone else's ideas.

@joscelynpease6656

Жыл бұрын

Yes, somehow tolerance is claimed to be a virtue of higher value than truth.

@kayingthao5072

Жыл бұрын

“Truth” is subjective

And the moral of the set is laugh at yourself, laugh often. Laughter is like a useful and effective medicine.

That Flippin Arkansas joke made me laugh-cry. "I went to the Flippin High School and got my Flippin diploma, go Birds" Oh man I died. Another ROFL gem from Dry Bar.

@izzyfox7575

3 жыл бұрын

So did I! Literally wiping tears from my eyes because of the name of a town, haha!

@TheMsCrystalblue

3 жыл бұрын

I live near there. I was at the Walmart there. I had to call my pastor about some things I was buying for the church. He asked me where I was at and I replied, "I'm at the Flippin Walmart." He asked me to repeat it...and I did, then realized what I had just said to my pastor. A woman standing behind me listening to me died laughing! My pastor also laughed and said, "I just wanted to see if you would say it again."

@rockreader4298

Жыл бұрын

And how bout the white thread, the carpet and the vacuum? Been there, done that. I try to laugh quietly, so I don't miss hearing funny stuff, but he had me "Laughing Out Loud".

@kimberlygraham8565

Жыл бұрын

@MsCrystalBlue Dead!! 😂

@nicolae216a

10 ай бұрын

I looked into it, sadly the team is the Bobcats.

I loved it not one single f-word and a complete belly laugh thank you sooo much! Outstanding👏👏👏

@lizdestefano4905

Жыл бұрын

That's why I love Drybar comedy and been a fan for years

@ChristopherKnN

Жыл бұрын

Not one Flippin curse word.

I thought you guys were being sarcastic. That's quite possibly the best and most well versed version of "The 3 little pigs" I've ever had the tremendous fortune of hearing.

The 3 Little Pigs segment was incredible!

@arnoldgranson5696

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 how are you doing?

This guy is BRILLIANT! LOVE the 3 Little Pigs story :)

I love his 'three little pigs!' I've heard it as a partial from his special a few times and it never gets old.🤭

He left out the best sneeze - the serial sneeze! My wife is a serial sneezer, lets go with between three and seven little cat sneezes. They might go up in scale and volume, they might go down, they might come fast or slow - but it is always three to seven - unless one acknowledges her sneeze before she's finished. Do that and she's stuck. Gotta let her finish on her own. It is totally awesome. Then I sneeze - inhale, turn my head or cover my nose, and then let fly with a volume that rivals the main guns of the USS New Jersey. We are made for each other :)

@beccaa.8828

3 жыл бұрын

OMG!!! Crazy hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pvt.dicksimmons2225

2 жыл бұрын

You should meet my band teacher from high school. He has, to date, the loudest sneeze I have ever heard. And always in exact 3s lol.

I liked those Flipping jokes.

He's so right about people having so much tolerance they hate each other it's insane. Lol

Holy hell this guy's acting has so much commitment put into it and I love it.

Brilliant! And I'm impressed he could even remember the whole pigs story by memory!

"And they say fish is brain food!" 😂😂😂

I live about 30 minutes from flippin, and yes, we all have made those jokes forever. Never gets old. Also, down a conway there's a place called "toadsuck park". And for the king of the hill fans, around little rock there's a "shackelford lane"

Three Little Shakespeare Pigs - Brilliant!

Hands down my favorite dry bar special

Amen “It’s American made” lmao

Absolutely brilliant. I laughed so much. And it was out loud. This dude is great. The Three Little Pigs should definitely only be read like this!

.....Mother Goose is throwing pages in the air screaming "I give up!" Lol

I've been to Flippin AR many times, but thankfully I've never been pulled over by the Flippin police

@keonajameese

3 жыл бұрын

Ive been thru there & sadly their hs mascot is Bobcats lol

@ChristMetalMayhem

3 жыл бұрын

@@keonajameese What a Flippin shame

@carlarenae4581

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣

@brenda324

3 жыл бұрын

I just live down the road a piece from Flippin AR.

@marymorningstar4508

3 жыл бұрын

@@brenda324 Me too. I live outside of a town called Ralph about 10 miles from Flippin. If you blink an eye on your way to the Buffalo River you will miss Ralph.

Dry bar never disappoints

The three little pigs is so much more detailed now!!!

Laughter is a gift! It's the best medicine, truly!!

Brilliant

The semi-truck drivers used to honk for us when I was a child living in then-rural Santa Clara County.

@gailhandschuh1138

3 жыл бұрын

Semi- trucks used to have horns that blew when they pulled the cord above the steering wheel at the headliner of the cab. During the 1970’s the manufacturers moved the horn to the starting wheel , like a car.

@kitterzy

3 жыл бұрын

@@gailhandschuh1138 I was going to say the same thing! I only know that because I was a child of the 70s. Ah...fun road trip/vacation times. 😊

@maryrosekent8223

3 жыл бұрын

@@gailhandschuh1138 That’s exactly what I’m talking about-we would put our arm up like Popeye flexing his muscle and then imitate the pulling of a cord. And since it was just our little seven-street set of tract homes with a tiny strip mall on the lone feeder road the drivers generally gave us a blast or two.

@jaynestag95

2 жыл бұрын

What's a semi truck?

@maryrosekent8223

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaynestag95 It’s an old name for big rigs...it’s what they were called at the time I was commenting on, so that’s likely why I reverted to the old name.

The best rendition of Three little pigs, ever.

We are having an overnight stay at the hospital so I'm enjoying this on a very uncomfortable couch. Thanks for the laughs!

He floored me!!!'So original, his entire personality, thoughts... I'm addicted to this guy

LoL. I'm a girl with unfeminine blasting sneeze that shook the house and popped the belts off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lucky I don't sneeze much, or I will be homeless.

@emanandchill

3 жыл бұрын

What you said about my momma!?

@JaneDoe-ci3gj

Жыл бұрын

I always thought my dad sneezed loudly. I'm now middle aged woman, and I sound just like my dad when I sneeze!🤣

One of the best comedians I've seen on DBC.

Reminds me of the jokes we made of Fauquier County, VA

One of the best DryBar comedians. I laugh the hardest when he talks about the smoker's first cigarette.

Arkansan here! The Flippin HS mascot is the Bobcat. Yea, they missed it by a mile.

John Branyan is one of the absolute best here!!!!! Love him!!!

that was a incredible version of the 3 little pigs so great

I enjoyed this Ted Talk.

@carolynowens5521

2 жыл бұрын

Still laughing over your comment. So funny.

Johnny bro is right. There is humor in humility. God bless this man!

As a truck driver I found the first scenario hilarious!!

Just proves you do not have to be nasty to make people laugh.

Why isn't anyone talking about his noises?! That legit sounded like a vacuum

@katelyningersoll8843

2 жыл бұрын

Lol and that mysterious whistle sound was on point.

@arnoldgranson5696

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 how are you doing?

Flippin Funny!

@heathercole9789

3 жыл бұрын

Thank-you muchly!

@arnoldgranson5696

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 how are you doing?

My stupid GPS once took me to the wrong Walmart just before my daughters wedding. When she called me in panic, asking where I was I let her know “I’m in Flippin Arkansas!!!”

I checked it out. There really IS a Flippin Arkansas! I thought it was just a creative joke!

Hilarious! Such a talented comic!

Did anyone else end up with an ad about a vacuum during his joke about the single white fuzz in the carpet? Was weirdly well timed lol

There's 2 cities closeby called kissing and bad kissing and my foreign friend had to point the English meaning out to me cause my mind literally did not notice

@aliseegenuine6414

3 жыл бұрын

🤦‍♀️!!! You don’t have to worry that you are robbing people of a blessing.🤣🤣🤣

Don't want to rain on your parade - but your Shakespeare was perfectly understandable to me

The best version of the Three Little Pigs ever!!

😂 Three Pigs story was wonderful.

Well now... Someone's a veteran of the Shakespeare Festivals. 😆 Honestly, though, dude should publish that. I would totally buy that book. Make a profit, spread the laughter, and enrich vocabularies, all at once.

@kendra_t

3 жыл бұрын

He DID publish it as a book. :D

@thetetrarchofapathy9728

2 жыл бұрын

You've probably already found it by now; it's titled, "A Triune Tale of Diminutive Swine."

When he started telling the story of the 3 little pigs, it reminded me very strongly of John Bunyan's "Pilgrim's Progress" XD

@julialevelle6384

3 жыл бұрын

"AS I walk’d through the wilderness of this world, I lighted on a certain place where was a Den, and I laid me down in that place to sleep; and as I slept, I dreamed a Dream. I dreamed, and behold I saw a Man cloathed with Rags, standing in a certain place, with his face from his own house, a Book in his hand, and a great Burden upon his back. I looked, and saw him open the Book, and read therein; and as he read, he wept and trembled; and not being able longer to contain, he brake out with a lamentable cry, saying What shall I do?"

@juliebaker6969

3 жыл бұрын

It actually reminded ME of Archie Campbell's rendition of the story of "Rindercella, and her Mugly Other, and two Sad Blisters" from Hee Haw back in the day.

New vacuum cleaner commercial today. They put a green laser on the front to spot dust particles

This guy is amazing! I've never laughed so hard, a tru comic genius.

I have so many coins in the shag! I’ve been using those three holes in the bowling ball!! 😂Man and woman! 😂

Just plain genius, mic drop.....

So Freaking Funny! My dad always said, "Try and find humor in every situation" and my mom always said, "Be able to laugh at yourself". Bless their hearts. I remember their advice every day and the tough moments in life go by a lot quicker. ( : Life is only 10% what is thrown at you, but 90% is how you react to what is thrown at you .... Think monkeys and zoos. ( :

Stumbled upon this guy. I am a proud resident of Flippin arkansas!! We're not the birds, just a Flippin bobcat. Lol. That was neat to hear about our little town.

I come back to this, repeatedly, just to hear the Shakespearean tale of the Three Little Pigs. 😂😂😂🐷🐷🐷🐺

Memorize this and volunteer to tell the kids sitting around the campfire the story of “ The Three Little Pigs”.😂😂😂

Brilliant! almost fell off my chair laughing and WOW! not a single swear word! Who could imagine?!

God invented the duck bill platypus, so yes he has a sense of humour.

@jamesalexander7540

3 жыл бұрын

GOD calls us sheep. He definitely has a sense of humor.

@postnutclarity3055

3 жыл бұрын

god😂

Lol 😆 I was not allowed to watch tv, listen to the radio or read books. My mom feared propaganda (fresh of the boat Russian) and would destroy then if she found them. Library or school book? Destroyed. Then as a 8 year old I had to explain why I couldn't return it. Noone believed me. Now I own over 3,000 books 📚 ! 😆

Went to see Tim Hawkins many years back and John was there too! Edit: John has a book of this version of 3 little pigs. I own it. 😅

That was awesome! I'm speechless!😉

3rd time watching this in 2 days just to hear Shakespear 3 little🐖🐖🐖 love to hear more😂

That version of little pigs should be in a book. Us grandparents would read it. 😂

THIS is an ALL Time favorite of mine, From Beginning to end!!!! I share this vid. with many ppl., But the first person I shared this with, is a Yale professor.(I used to be a live in Nanny) but I knew he'd get a kick out of the Shakespeare style of 3 little pigs!!! & He sure did !! 💗💗💗

This man is ALWAYS a laugh riot! He never fails to make me laugh.

Gold, Jerry, Gold!

I’m from Arkansas and have lived in flippin before. They know it’s funny just burnt out on the joke. Glad someone put it out there this way. Good stuff

I never get tired of his "3 Little Pigs" story!

Holy crap it’s the medieval story time guy!! Absolutely love this sketch.

Did anyone else picture Fraiser and Niles Crane as pig 1 and 2?

I love this guy!

the many times I watched A Midsummer's Night Dream, (The British acting group version) has come in handy and I could keep up with such a brilliant and portal rendering of yonder mirth

These are the best comments I've ever read! In a way, I wish we still spoke this way. Our language has degraded so badly.

Prithy, harken to me! The story at the end is most wondrous! Most wonderous indeed!

laughter is a gift for the married.

Wow. That was incredible.

My mother-in-law died from sneezing like that, she was 42. I sneezed that way also, but after that, my father-in-law water no time breaking me of that.... You could sense the panic in him when I would do it. .. With that being said, you had a good show and I'm not trying to Debbie Downer it...I would love to be a comedian, I think,..🤔. 😄. But i would feel remiss if I didn't share what I experienced... Because it is mostly girls who do it... knowledge is power.. Thank you for letting me share it. And once again, your show was very funny!!😂🤣.

Say What? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you John Branyan for the laughs! 😂😂😂😂

That's not cellulite that's unreleased choo! 😂😂😂

I have the first time I heard him on Dry bar, saved an shared many times. Glad to see more, leading up to the little swine story. :-)