“And you’re paying for it.” Hands down the funniest line of the entire bit.

@roberthernandez547

11 ай бұрын

BEST DRIVER U CAN FIND IN AMERICA #1 DAVE🎉❤

@steveprudell9976

11 ай бұрын

😂 I got to admit,took a while to get to the punch line then Gab nailed it hilarious thanks 👍

@steveprudell9976

11 ай бұрын

Hello Gabriel I've sold a 58 VW bus 57 bug I was broke couldn't get sh#t for VW in the Seventies love You and Comedy 😂 admire Your collection.

"I don't give a s**t." "Ha ha ha, Merica." So funny!! 😂😂😅 Thanks for sharing Gabriel.

“HEY! I ain’t your mama. Pick that shit up!” 😂😂😂

Dave is the best friend you may not at times want, but the one you need

If more people were straight talkers like Dave, the world would be a much much better place to live and explore.

@afp445

11 ай бұрын

Amen!

@ktakahashi1565

9 ай бұрын

Yea and then most of the western cry babies might crack to pcs because of this hahaha

“I don’t give a 💩!” 🤣😂🤣

@LedionZogaj

11 ай бұрын

Yep like I've seen this 50 times

dave is pure , protect him at all costs

@devinweathers7520

11 ай бұрын

Haha murica

@noxion4143

11 ай бұрын

I wouldn't describe him as pure, he is a bit rude for that, but he passes the vibe check and we need more people with this kind of honesty and value of self respect

Hey Gabriel, thanks for the stories and humor, they are uplifting. Good on Dave to keep you safe, on time for you performances and tell it how it is. Definitely a keeper Dave is, no bull, refreshing. Look after that guy he's a rarity in this weird world. ❤

Men like Dave make the world go around. Bless him and them. ❤

@paulvamos7319

11 ай бұрын

Drivers on the bus go round and round.🤣

I love this story! I've had to kick out a few people out of my car too. Even tossed a mostly eaten burrito at a crazy person's face cause the stuff coming out of their mouth was pure nonsense.

@martinstudios316

11 ай бұрын

What was that person saying?

@ammoncalixta

11 ай бұрын

@@martinstudios316 Something about interdimensional vampires and that I was working with others (people I don't even know), to un a live the men in her fam. She also accused me of breaking and entering. Thank God for cameras. The power of the word moves mountains so, our friendship ended that moment. Then I met someone even more out there.

MURICA!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Luv Dave!!

Way to go Dave, Thanks Gabriel. Love you.

Enjoyed seeing this love and appreciation for another person, for Dave! Great job! Loved this ❤️ thank you for sharing!

Gabriel Iglesias makes my day, I just love 💖 this man... Gabriel Iglesias you rock! God bless you honey, you rock my world 😘😘😘 .........😘

WHOOO 'MERICAAAAAAAAA

Dave is fricken awesome, we need more people like him lol. To many people willing to lie and just throw morals and self respect out the window these days.

Gabriel, back in 2010 I locked up the brakes on the mini van I was driving in the middle of BFE Nebraska. All because my co-driver was critiquing my driving, which was stellar but not to his "expectations"!! I Got out, walked to the passenger door, opened it and told the person sitting there " I will kill you, leave your carcass right beside the van for the buzzards and thumb my way back to Illinois. The look on his face was...."PRICELESS"! I get back in and just like Keifer Sutherland and Woody Harreleson in "The Cowboy Way" I tell him "If I hear a moan, hear a sigh, hear a grunt or hear a sideways glance, I will follow through with my intentions (Yes, that is exactly what I said) We had a full tank of gas and for the next 350 miles there was "nothing" and I do mean "NOTHING" from him. It got to the point I could not look at him for fear of breaking up laughing. Finally after 350 miles we stop for gas and it was his turn to drive that I apologized for blowing up. His response was a flippant remark which I responded "Don't think for a minute I will not follow through so zip your lip and body language"!! He buttoned up...... It was his van!!! We are still best friends, and he knows I am serious! LMAO

I hope Dave goes on vacation soon!! 😂✌️🇦🇺

Dave has the biggest balls of steel to tell the guy he works for to shut up and to kick Kenny G off his bus

One of my favorite stories. I hope Dave still drives for you?

I can’t wait to hear about Dave’s reaction to the standing ovation from the show

Good job Fluffy love ya 😂😂😂

Talks the way people used to. Love it.

This is how it should be. Two parties that disagree, have fun bantering back and forth a bit, and at the end of the day they still get along.

I wish that kind of honesty was appreciated at my work place... Id be climbing the ladder in no time 😂

This is one of my favorites. Love this story! Keep it up!

Perfect

Hey! I ain't yer mama! Pick that s*** up! Ok, Dave. Soooo funny! Fluffy rules!

moment when Dave say: im build a wall make me smile but not normal smile its a biggest smile in my life

Aww that shout out made me tear up 😭

Yaaaay new video

LOL THAT HE SAID I give a 💩

"Murica"

Dave took the picture at the border stop!😂

Bro I love your videos and I think that your really funny keep it up

Good on Dave for not taking any crap

Lol I was just watching the full show 😂

This coming from the home of the top G🫡

he'll yeah love your videos bro!!! would love to meet you in person

@mordechaitaub3594

11 ай бұрын

Me too.

Too Funny. He says it,Like it is!! G

❤ FLUFFY... DAVE: " I DON'T GIVE A 💩" !!! 😂🤣🤣

nice

Much love to Dave 😘❣️

Anymore specials for the year?

When are you coming to colorado

Nice vid, keep up the good work.

One of my fav stories 😍

Dave sounds like a hell of a dude, we'd be bros if I could meet him.

Dave is my hero.

@Mr_Professor_Of_Rock1_._

11 ай бұрын

…NICE COMMENTS… REACH OUT, 👆LETS DISCUSS 🆙.

One show that fits all!!!

Yo fluffy you my favourite comedian. Mucho amor desde España amigo!

Fluffy is AWESOME 💯💯💯

No matter how many times I hear the story of Dave it's funny every time.

Yes Gabe you have to give Dave the driver props cuz he’s always punctual on getting you and your crew to every single show on time with no mishaps just like fueling up and stuff and also Dave always tells the truth and with honesty and is a neat freak of the tour bus he doesn’t like to be given the runaround and getting questioned about anything same with my tio he’s just like Dave and tells the ppl how it is there’s no other way around and doesn’t like ppl giving him shit or getting told off so yes I’ll remember that story of Dave

And your pay for it no kidding🤯🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

This is great..I LOVE DAVE! MERICA!!

Hi Gabriel

That’s the values my husband has He owns his own business and he made the better business bureau has him as 5star to go to

Props to Dave!

Still great

You are hillarious!! Will you ever tour Europe?

We need a Fluffy bits of this

I love all your videos Hope one day you can visit us in Trinidad and Tobago ❤❤❤

DAVE!

True that! People hate me for being like that...lolol...

I love fluffy

When will we see a new story

I'm guessing Dave wasn't flying that plane

You hear in media complaining of not enough people working, you read where they take away rights to choose, and they want to build walls! Crazy. And should we pay for those idiots money grubbing dishonesty?! Sure we want safety, choices, affordable, and we won't get that until we get Dave in office. Thanks Gabriel for sharing the humor of life! Lot's of Love friend!!!

Merica!!!

I tried looking up to see if there was a clip of bus driver Dave's point of view of this story. I didn't find one. He was probably like, "Nah! I don't do interviews. I got work to do! 'Merica!"

I'd love to know what Kenny G really said to Dave. Last I saw of Kenny G was in a Katy Perry video (like her or not, the Last Friday Night video is funny).

😂😂❤😂😂😂😊

How is he so good a making sounds?!

0:03 Murica dude in the audience. 🤣🤣🤣

@MFGEEDORAH

11 ай бұрын

Why does it translate to kill?!!?!

@Crimzon_Nova

11 ай бұрын

@@MFGEEDORAH ??? Just thought it was random and funny. Da heck you thinking about?

my mom friend is seining you proforma in falls few casino Toronto August 11 btw love your work i wish i could go

I was driving Lyft and the snow started pouring down and there was a teenager and the car started sliding. So I'm like, you know I am from California and do you know how the West, how the trailblazers went out west. They just started. No talk. Just went out on the trail, going to the unknown, always knowing with a quiet self-confidence and focus on the road taken that they and everyone in their group will reach their destination safely, kind of like the drive we're on. She was happy when I told her, you've arrived. Then the next Lyft I told the rider to learn about the OSS, which if you don't know means Office of Strategic Services, the name says so much. I told her how the Second World War was won.

Hey when you're doing your fluffy shorts. You should do 3 parts about Dave the bus driver.

'Murica type people are the butt end of jokes for some people, UNTIL you need their hard work and honest work ethics.

wow

That’s a Gen X person

Merica

@ 5

‘Murica or ‘merica?

@Firemaster27

11 ай бұрын

‘Murica.

😂😂

@Mr_Professor_Of_Rock1_._

11 ай бұрын

…NICE COMMENTS… REACH OUT, 👆LETS DISCUSS 🆙.

Murica

Guys can someone explain to me the structure story?

Dave is based.

Would he be Davie Alvey

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Nobody in the audience heard of Kenny G?

Hardworking Dave, a Trump supporter truly a great "murica". US freedom of speech is the best thing about the US. Whether we agree or not, we have the right to voice our opinion.

George Lopez?

I will say this right now, everyone keeps overlooking one thing in the comments. Dave is a white guy driving your tour bus and you claim that he is one of the hardest working people you have ever met. Has anyone ever considered that it’s a Mexican that is saying this? You could likely be able to compare his work ethic with that of an Indian.

I usually hate magats, but I'll let Dave pass, for now.

@afp445

11 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, I'm sure he's real scared of what you'd do to him if he didn't get a pass 🙄🤣

Still the same shit, over and over and over again.

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