Drake: you're short Kendrick: here is an ordered, cosigned, and notarized list of reasons you should no longer be alive

@danidm5820

Ай бұрын

Copies of the list have already been delivered to all your close of kin.

@nukeninmgt1504

Ай бұрын

​@@danidm5820 As well as his security

@RDV333

Ай бұрын

​@@danidm5820And the police too, look out for Diddy and rats.

@JoseSanyet

Ай бұрын

Then drops Not like us, and makes the entire country dance to the list😂😂😂

@RazgrizStraitz

Ай бұрын

rumors or not, even if it's not true what a hard burn by Kendrick lol

“My name is Pat, I am a white man,” like he’s confessing to a life of alcoholism. God I’ve been waiting for this segment.

@3RNR3

Ай бұрын

He is correct to do it

@iller3

Ай бұрын

@@3RNR3 wtf are you basing this on? Being born "the wrong skin color" is a Sin to you?? Put your "number" up then.. 1 - 4 ... let's go

@thegodofsoapkekcario1970

Ай бұрын

Wait, Pat isn’t black?

@ambrosiaplatypus

Ай бұрын

in canada they might as well be the same thing lol

@RDV333

Ай бұрын

Canadians are responsible for Drake, they all should take an L on this one.

Pat getting hooked in by recognising the genuine hatred in Kendrick's bars is the most Pat thing ever.

@Dabednego

Ай бұрын

He knows good spite when he hears it

@Kaarl_Mills

Ай бұрын

It's his Quebecoise Heritage manifesting the Satsui No Hado, game recognize game

@Spigele

Ай бұрын

Funny enough I can imagine pat being really into Kendrick as an artist

No tweet will ever be funnier than "you can tell Drake is really white because he thinks people actually get arrested for crimes they're accused off."

@SWProductions100

Ай бұрын

What the tweet is referring to? Edit: shortened question

@Blue_Lunacy

Ай бұрын

​@@SWProductions100His latest diss track included the bar that said he is too famous to not be arrested if he actually mess around with minors.

Kendrick pulled that akuma 100-0 combo, and Cole saw it from the lobby and dipped before the next bracket match

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero

Ай бұрын

Man's left the tourney to get some mcdonalds across the street lol

@oc3891

Ай бұрын

​@@NeutralGuyDoubleZeroafter food he went back to the hotel for a nappy nap

@AmazingAutist

Ай бұрын

He had that observation haki *_on_* when he dodged that shit

@warzone822

Ай бұрын

He saw Kendrick practicing inputs to a blank screen

@BeatAces

Ай бұрын

Coles own line of backing down was "I'll put out my chin" so he really was submitting to the shin shoryuken hoping that it would let him live

"How bad can the Kendrick vs Drake beef be?" "Pat Castle SuperBeast is listening to Kendrick Lamar's diss tracks" ಠ_ಠ

@hyperionman420

Ай бұрын

It practically took over the subreddit lmao

@BomberTM

Ай бұрын

​@@hyperionman420 it took ONE tweet from Pat to make it a "relevant topic" to allow multiple posts on the subject, and the subreddit JUST JUMPED ON IT

@pimposki6232

Ай бұрын

brother patrice, you mean?

@marialuke2116

Ай бұрын

been YEARS since ive seen that face.

@TheDrLeviathan

Ай бұрын

​@@marialuke2116Its time has come again.

Drake: "You're short" Kendrick: "Operation British, drop the colony on The Embassy"

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

Ай бұрын

Take that...short brits?

@Oizys0miseria

Ай бұрын

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Gundam reference

@RDV333

Ай бұрын

Kendrick: "Hey guys, what is it with Drake and dogs and underage girls? Anyway, have a good one."

@angellara7040

Ай бұрын

Billions dead

@zieresXiii

Ай бұрын

Earth will never be the same.

its so funny that woolie invoked the image of misato's lifeless corpse getting bombed in end of eva, because drake and misato have a lot in common apparently 💀

@Kango234

Ай бұрын

💀

@ZKtheMAN

Ай бұрын

💀

@cthulhuhoops

Ай бұрын

NOOOOOO lmao

@DetectiveOlivaw

Ай бұрын

…oh holy shit

@joedatius

Ай бұрын

leaked photos of Misato entering Drakes Mansion.

"I don't like how you say the n word" to "you are a colonizer" is a fucking bonkers escalation by the way.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

Ай бұрын

All I can think of is to lean into it, pioneer drake with his disease blankets for my ancestors

@RDV333

Ай бұрын

It's not really, just look up the cover for Pusha T's Drake diss and you'll understand why Kendrick might have some issues with Drake being a colonizer.

@trop3848

Ай бұрын

@@RDV333 I understood the diss. It was just done bigly

@MrSkerpentine

Ай бұрын

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat”Drake’s new single, Lemme Travel Your Oregon Trail, drops this weekend!”

@RDV333

Ай бұрын

@@trop3848 Cool, I just like to bring attention to it, because not only is Pusha T's diss great, that cover art is one of the most damning and fucked up I've ever seen.

Woolie and pat talking for an hour and a half about hating a Toronto weirdo is just what I needed.

@iller3

Ай бұрын

wait a minute... that dude was from Toronto this whole time?? ...omg that explains everything!

@iamfishmonger.9548

Ай бұрын

What thought cabinet is responsible for this type of Canadian man

@SkimLives

Ай бұрын

Is Toronto Man just Canadian Florida Man?

@wumbojet

Ай бұрын

@@SkimLives I believe the Toronto man is more insideous because at least the Florida man is honest

@pileofsmiles

Ай бұрын

I thought it was just Bless but I guess I was wrong

Pat is interested in the diss battle because he realized it's the only way you can "win" in music.

@originalscreenname44

Ай бұрын

It’s also the only bloodsport in music and you know how Pat loves things devolving into “and then the other team died”.

@Spookdookin

Ай бұрын

“Music”

@just_matt214

Ай бұрын

​@@Spookdookinand that would mean what, exactly?

@nukeninmgt1504

Ай бұрын

@@just_matt214 I'm assuming it's the usual "I don't like it therefore it's not REAL music" shtick we've been hearing for decades.

@leomahmet7555

Ай бұрын

Hey man, if Yoko Ono is technically music so is Drake and all the other abominations that insult any form of taste by existing. Dont make it good but it is Music, even with a PC there is a human interacting with objects to create a melody/combination of frequencies with some form of message attached to it. ​@@Spookdookin

J. Cole doing his social links around Inaba thinking about the Megidoloan he dodged.

@RDV333

Ай бұрын

Don't come to the Tv tommorow !

@hisnitch

Ай бұрын

@@RDV333 That one scene in John Wick, but it's Lamar instead of Wick giving the bodyguard the night off.

@ManOfAnswers

Ай бұрын

*Like a Dream Come True intensifies*

@BEATL96

Ай бұрын

Cole chose the wrong dialogue option and had to load his save to avoid reversing the Kendrick social link.

@vagabondlibrarian

Ай бұрын

​@@ManOfAnswersdidn't expect to see you here lmao

Wait till Pat finds out that the security guard getting shot is actually related to a SEPARATE major beef between Drake and The fucking Weeknd

@johnrivers3813

Ай бұрын

Hah!

@tsunfish9443

Ай бұрын

Help, I can't actually tell if you're joking... I looked at the news and it turns out another security guard was shot just on April 29th, and he works for The Weeknd's co-manager lsjflsdfjs There was also that apparent zoom meeting where their record company tried to get Kendrick and The Weeknd to end their beefs with Drake ksldjfsjkljfs

@wildercerrate7295

Ай бұрын

⁠@@tsunfish9443it’s 100% Canadian beef

@dew7555

Ай бұрын

​@@tsunfish9443 Not just Drake's label, that's OVO. The meeting was with fucking UMG.

@Dracobyte

Ай бұрын

Dayum!!

"On behalf of my _canadian passport,_ *_FUCK DRAKE!_* " Yet another legendary Woolie quote

Kendrick turned Hotline Bling into Hotline Miami

Drake: throws out a raw super Kendrick: perfect parry TOD combo, breaks opponent's controller, gets him banned from the tournament.

@reidianceva2409

Ай бұрын

Or like, you know when Dizzy launches her Destructive Finish? Kendrick basically did that but there was no intervention, it hit Drake straight on.

@artisticcannibalism1350

Ай бұрын

​@@reidianceva2409Perfect analogy

@fluidthought42

Ай бұрын

It's directly a Daigo moment. Predicts super, parries it perfectly, unleashes his own super afterwards.

@JameboHayabusa

Ай бұрын

​@reidianceva2409 Dizzy would absolutely let Drake take that instant kill head-on. Sucks to suck!

@ckorp666

Ай бұрын

he airthrew the burst into a setplay projectile

“He looked straight in the camera and said ‘I have no enemies’” Even now the seed of John’s recommendation germinates within Woolie

My favorite bit is how Anthony "Melon" Fantano described the layered "YOU LIED" vocals of Meet the Grahams as "like the Ghost of Christmas Past crawling up your ass"

@Kango234

Ай бұрын

I saw one reaction where a guy got up and started circling around with his hands on his head like he was being attacked by Professor X.

@CCDaDon15

Ай бұрын

…. Let’s ignore anything about Fantano in this. Everything you can say about drake being a vulture is tantamount times ten for him.

@andrewgill3203

Ай бұрын

@@CCDaDon15 the reviewer/critic is a vulture? Are tall the reactors and people making content around the beef vultures as well?

@CCDaDon15

Ай бұрын

@@andrewgill3203 he’s a white male who tends to review a lot of black music that he’s very ignorant about the history and culture of. He generally has good opinions on rock music. But when he talks about hip hop, especially newer artists it’s really disconnected in ways that would have me questioning why he is reviewing those albums instead of something more in his wheelhouse. So he’s. He’s absolutely a vulture. And also, it’s not like he’s a professional reviewer who is assigned albums by a publication. He is under no pressure to cover that type of music. He does it of his own volition.

@thatdarnskag5043

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@CCDaDon15 If you don’t drop a couple of examples of these newer artists, it kinda just sounds like you don’t want a white dude to review rap.

On today's episode: The most prominent black Canadian streamer and WoolieVS give a send off to the true evils of Canada once and for all

@Rectal_Splash

Ай бұрын

Dude, you got no idea how hard that made me laugh

Drake: "You're short" Kendrick: "Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war."

Seen on another video: "J. Cole must feel like a man that missed flight on 9/11."

@nathanbankhead8678

Ай бұрын

J Cole feeling like Mark Wahlberg circa Sept 12 2001

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong

Ай бұрын

J. Cole feeling like he just caught the 8 o clock train out of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945.

@HectorLopez0217

Ай бұрын

Seth McFarland

@SSD_Penumbra

Ай бұрын

J. Cole just like "I'M JUST PLAYING BRO" before almost getting Raging Demon'd to death.

@RiseOfTheKumquat67

Ай бұрын

"J Cole is waking up this morning in the second half of a Claritin commercial" is my personal favorite comment

“Why are we letting an adult fight a child?” From what I’ve seen from this podcast, I’m surprised Pat wouldn’t be excited to see an adult fight a child.

@TheArkTheArkTheArk

Ай бұрын

Every teacher gets one, but when Kendrick is the teacher he gets one a day.

@FuryXDMGS

Ай бұрын

Also callback to that exact quote being the general public's reaction to the Ice-T vs Soulja Boy feud

“Fuck the big three, it’s just big me” is one of the hardest things I’ve ever heard.

@myfatassdick

Ай бұрын

Has the same feeling as Eminem’s “Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches...to make sure I keep up with my competition”

He literally choked him until he faded into darkness and let the archangels take him

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

And then he pulled out the defibrillator and said "I changed my mind, I'm not done with you yet"

@DinsRune

7 күн бұрын

THE LAST THING HE EVER SAW WAS THE PRICE TAG

Drake: Your feet small Kendrick: I will not rest until you are killed in a prison cell

meet the grahams was fucking DARK. I will quote one Gotrek Gurnisson: "Never start a war of words with a poet. You will lose."

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

Reminded me of Dance with the Devil by Immortal Technique. If you've never heard it its a great track with a haunting piano sample that I would advise not listening to unless you want to feel how you felt after Meet the Grahams only possibly worse.

@ohmygoditisspider7953

Ай бұрын

Is felix even a good poet though? I'm genuinely asking.

@MattManDX1

Ай бұрын

@@ohmygoditisspider7953 He's as good as whatever author is writing that book at the time, the same way that Archaon is the most "tactically ingenious" chaos lord ever even if the writer just has him and his goons run forward in a straight line during battle.

@trifontrifonov4297

Ай бұрын

@@ohmygoditisspider7953 What Matt said. The first 12 books were split between just two authors, so the characterization did not suffer too much, when GW started switching author every few books. That said being just told he is a talented poet instead of authors trying to actually write poetry, was the better decision. So we just take it as an informed ability.

@pocketlint60

Ай бұрын

God damn, this beef is reaching everyone. Black people, white people. America, France, Japan. Now even the Dwarfs of the Worlds Edge Mountains are talkin' shit.

Meet the Graham is like sitting in on a parent-teacher conference from hell. And Not Like Us is literally dancing on a grave.

@joedatius

Ай бұрын

Meet the Grahams is a parent-teacher conference where the teacher suggests killing their child and the parents are hearing them out on it

After listening to “Meet The Grahams” and “Not Like Us” back to back, I think it’s really incredible how Kendrick just unloaded into Drake, loaded the gun again, and then proceeded to give it to him knowing that Drake would stupidly proceed to shoot himself like the ‘Duck Season’ bit from Looney Tunes.

@wardy4903

Ай бұрын

Kendrick didn't deny wife beating though?

@SSD_Penumbra

Ай бұрын

Drake the type of dude to mistake a Glock 34 for an Invoker.

Pat: I don't DO music. It's not my Thing. :| **A track saturated with pure, unfiltered spite drops** Pat: Wait, music can do that??! I LOVE MUSIC NOW! :D

Drake: "You didn't win! YOU didn't win! YOU DIDN'T WIN!" *jumps off cliff to his death*

@juanjuri6127

Ай бұрын

denying his enemy the satisfaction of desecrating his corpse just like he desecrated his name. i'm feeling a strong W for drake on this one!

@conelybiscuit4985

Ай бұрын

he was trying to throw himself off the precipice and land a parting blow like Vergil, except he just fell 3ft into a pile of shit and barfed everywhere

@Vanity0666

Ай бұрын

Tony Redwood moment

@egxtra

Ай бұрын

@@conelybiscuit4985 If only he was so lucky, but it sounds like Kendrick would just catch him mid-jump and convert it into an izuna drop, complete with corkscrew spin.

@heavyc4450

Ай бұрын

He trying to do the shin suicide super from hokuto no ken.

The disproportionate retaliation is so bad it's like a Yakuza bit where Kiryu bumps into someone by accident and the dude and his crew try to kill Kiryu.

@MrSkerpentine

Ай бұрын

It’s the mortal kombat matches that start with “I’m looking to see how you’re training’s been pal” and then three minutes later he’s ripping out their entire skeleton

@CCDaDon15

Ай бұрын

Kendrick Lamar never killed a single person, Drake landed safely when that helicopter he was shooting out of crashed into that car.

Drake v Kendrick popping off meanwhile J.Cole is frolicking in the gardens, enjoying his day

@Shadest

Ай бұрын

J Cole is meditating in a temple on a mountain in Tibet right now

@mjrdonut

Ай бұрын

diss-cretion is the better part of valor

@SirJames7957

Ай бұрын

He sitting under a blanket with a cup of coffee, Breath of the Wild on his Switch, living his best life

@CruzzzControl1984

Ай бұрын

You say this, but a fan actually caught him at the beach just relaxing lol

@artisticcannibalism1350

Ай бұрын

​@@CruzzzControl1984Good for him

They turned the beef into anime like Kendrick recites Obito line: "Am I sweating. No it's the rain. These ghost writers could never make me sweat."

@arzodyeetus7221

Ай бұрын

this got me fked up haha

@CCDaDon15

Ай бұрын

Kendrick slyly references a bunch of nerdy stuff throughout the whole series of songs lol

@SSD_Penumbra

Ай бұрын

Kendrick is the rap version of Dio. Like, his hatred for Drake is comparable for Dio's hatred for the Joestars.

@Rainbow_Snake

Ай бұрын

​@@SSD_Penumbra Biggest difference is that when Joseph went for a woman younger than him, she was an actual adult.

Woolie: "This is not video games or manga. I mean it is, it really is in a lot of ways." I don't know if there's a better description than that.

@Kango234

Ай бұрын

No joke, I haven't paid attention to music in like a decade and because of the "Big 3" comment my brother explained the beef to me using anime references and that was before Euphoria even came out. I hate myself everyday that we didn't record the conversation because we could have been on top of this, especially since I've seen a lot of videos jumping on the bandwagon and missing key information.

@RavenCloak13

Ай бұрын

​@@Kango234 This is why you record dumb shit just in case.

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

​@RavenCloak13 and even if you don't use it for something serious, can just post a compilation of outtakes where you said a bunch of dumb stuff XD

“Your honor, tell him to stop being mean to me.” “I find you guilty, of bein’ a b-itch!”

@wardy4903

Ай бұрын

He's getting accused of leading a sex trafficking ring. At this point the fued ends in death or jail for somebody there's no other options.

@aristedes9449

4 күн бұрын

It's funny until "your honor make him stop" turns into "your mouth cashed cheques that you will be cashing for the rest of your life, and once you die, I'm taking your estate too"

I can imagine "Probably a minooorrrr" being sung across clubs everywhere

@Akimbo411

Ай бұрын

It’s going to be sung by people who see Drake in public, at his concerts, and in Drake’s nightmares 😂

@CCDaDon15

Ай бұрын

What’s funny is Drake’s response was a like about B Sharp (doesn’t exist, that’s just C, and is a part of A Minor scales) D flat (as a play on saying that they’re trying to make Drake lesser) but D Major (Drake is king) is just really bad and exposed him for not understanding basic music theory

@drifter402

21 күн бұрын

It IS. There's so many videos. It's being used by the England football team😂😂😂

Drake: You're short and have small feet Kendrick: Satsui no Hado

@GojiEm

Ай бұрын

"Die 1000 Deaths"

Kendrick's adoring fans can't motivate him to drop some new tracks but a dude that he absolutely DESPISES will get him to work full time on a new album? Man.

@thecaptain6520

Ай бұрын

Spite is the greatest motivator

@barryhanson1627

Ай бұрын

I feel you, but the _good shit_ comes from the heart and Kendrick wants Drake's on a silver platter with a nice chianti.

@manpotion

Ай бұрын

They both make garbage music.

@stanharold7641

Ай бұрын

​@@manpotion🤡

@johnrivers3813

Ай бұрын

Spite got me through college

The moment I found out that Kendrick had a Pulitzer, I knew Drake was dead.

@miguelnewmexico8641

Ай бұрын

i'd rather have a Howitzer.

I love how at 1:00:50 when Pat says "1 2 3 4 5 + 5" Wollie just stops talking and starts checking for the latest drop.

Finally this year's EVO Moment

@iller3

Ай бұрын

I WISH this was fighting games... atleast with those, we sometimes get their innovations filtering over to the rest of the Genres we play

@EbonMaster

Ай бұрын

OVO*

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

@@EbonMaster **OvHoe

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

@@EbonMaster **OVHO

@superboomn

Ай бұрын

Evo moment 6:16

“So, what will you do about the second one?” Madara Uchiha

@fullmetalbleachnote

Ай бұрын

"Do you want these diss tracks to use Susano or not?"

"Where were you when Kendrick dropped Meet the Grahams?" J.cole: "I was sleeping on a big bed with my wife"

We have currently entered the: “All the KZreadrs I watched as kids have grey beard hairs now” era.

"20-40 minutes of conversation" VASTLY underestimated the length there Pat.

One of my favorite moments was watching Akademiks' stream of Euphoria in the part where Kendrick says "We don't wanna hear you say n-word no more" And then Akademiks says "Yes we do!" like he's watching Power Rangers and shouting at the TV.

SUKUNA is real, and he's an unfettered rapper straight from Compton. "They forgot that I was HIM" - Kendrick Lamarr

@wumbojet

Ай бұрын

I love that the jjk edits make Kendrick sukuna, gojo, toji, Kenjaku and yuji depending on the moment because he's just that guy

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

"DNA tests came back. I'm 100% HIMalayan."

@arempy5836

Ай бұрын

No more Drake, it's always been Drac. He's been spinning the whole damn planet for 6 Aeons, no vacay.

Kendrick: "I keep moving forward, until all my enemies have been called predators."

@ceroscentauri7045

Ай бұрын

Kendrick decided not to stop at 80% completion.

They told Kendrick not to shit on him; he spread his cheeks and hit him with an absolute screamer.

@juancarlosfernandezperez6843

Ай бұрын

Smoked Drake, his meat came right off the bone

@Gnome-kc7pr

Ай бұрын

Lmao

@Gnome-kc7pr

Ай бұрын

Draculoids

There was nothing that Drake could've done after Kendrick released Meet the Grahams. Man was already looking goofy after the AI song, only to have his response BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER 20 minutes after it dropped, get called out to your entire family, get A SECOND TRACK DROPPED before you can do anything and on top of that, the song is a banger that calls you and you entourage pdfiles. Literal hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation.

@originalscreenname44

Ай бұрын

The funniest thing about all this is Drake literally got a taste of his own medicine. "Not Like Us" is the equivalent to Drake's "Back to Back" where he had people shouting "Is that a world tour or your girl's tour" in the club.

@TOKYO_SLIME

Ай бұрын

The third funniest thing about this scenario is that Drake was probably rapping the hardest he has ever rapped before in his career in ‘Family Matters’, only for it to get stepped on by Kdot 20 minutes later in ‘Meet the Grahams’. 😂😂😂 A whole video rollout, crushing the GKMC van, and coming with the hardest bars of your career (probably not written by him tho) ALL to get obliterated. Dot really slipped the jab and hit him back with a cross. 💀

@wardy4903

Ай бұрын

Where's the proof then? The second I heard meet the graham's I wondered why a petty poetry battle is happening when the FBI should be raiding.

@wrathfulgaming3373

12 күн бұрын

​@@wardy4903Drake ain't American, he's Canadian. Plus P Diddy (one of Drake's homies) plead guilty so he wouldn't have to be registered as a sex offender in Canada.

I imagine Woolie never thought in a million years he'd get the opportunity to talk about hip hop for over an hour on the podcast.

@Kango234

Ай бұрын

I mean the clip that he put on Woolie Vs the algorithm was him basically saying he has nothing to say about modern rap music and didn't care about the beef. Then the next day came.

@bennytrinh7228

Ай бұрын

IIRC he reviewed TPAB on the old friendcast

Kendrick fucked him up so good that I heard about it, and all I listen to is weird Progressive Rock and Jazz Fusion.

@chriswest6988

Ай бұрын

Of course you did - there was even a jazz saxophone player who dropped a version of BBL Drizzy. I believe his complaint was that Drake stiffed him for a sample?

@normandy2501

Ай бұрын

Everyone was waiting for Kendrick and Drake to go at it for almost a decade now after all the sneak dissing. All because Drake got in his feelings over Kendrick's Control verse calling him out by name as friendly competition. It's a general agreement that hip-hop is a sport, but Drake was never really for the culture like that. Kendrick was battle rapping on the streets since he was a teen and called him (and his ghost writers) out to take it to a stage. Seeing them really battle in person on a platform like Smack URL would definitely show who's pen is really like that to those who didn't already know by now. Certain connections that may seem like a stretch are actually common in battle rap arenas where they pull from layers upon layers of information. Daylyt, someone who also wrote for Drake (you're best work is a Lyt pack), is one of those guys you'd need an encyclopedia to catch his references if you weren't caught up.

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

Dude, I kept getting a video recommendation of a Vtuber reacting to the whole beef and I don't even watch any Vtubers XD

@DinsRune

7 күн бұрын

Yo, recommend me some jazz

"I'm not owned I'm not owned and shrinking into a small ozempic bottle" is the funniest thing i've heard from the 100 reaction videos ive seen

Kendrick singlehandedly led the charge for the liberation of Toronto.

Drake: You're short Kendrick: ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

I think it's also worth noting that in Euphoria and 6:16, Kendrick warned him that Drake doesn't want to throw down. Also, the allegations Drake made against Kendrick: Kendrick himself confessed to is in "Mister Morale" Kendrick mentions he hit his girl once and felt shame. Kendrick also says that he went to counseling/therapy for his generational trauma because his girl was going to leave him. He sacrificed his ego for his family. That's why in "Meet The Grahams" Dot tells Drake I warned you, go listen to Mister Morale again because you missed the point. In fact, it's all about wanting to be a better man, but you're so narcissistic, you missed the point" Outside of that Doug Free thing, even if it's true, it means Kendrick is truly Piccolo. He ain't the stepdad, his the dad who stepped up.

In one week we went from Drake going "haha size 7 shoes" to dudes getting shot in front of his house and people dancing in the club to him getting called a kid diddler, this guy set his life on nightmare difficulty (I know the shooting wasn't on Kendrick that was the XO murder beef but still)

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

Who knew soft voiced The Weekend had shooters? I didn't.

@ckorp666

Ай бұрын

@@habadasheryjones music industry has always been like this (sinatra was mobbed up to his eyelids), rap is just the genre that's honest about it

@NEEDbacon

Ай бұрын

@@ckorp666 Even MC Hammer was famous in the scene for putting out hits for making fun of him.

@wardy4903

Ай бұрын

When we gonna get some proof though?

@hambor12

Ай бұрын

@@NEEDbacon as corny as Hammer was, he knew what he was doing by financially supporting Everyone from his hometown, across any and all gang affiliations and organizations

This beef was a lot like playing your older brother in a fighting game where he knows the combo strings and you don't

can't believe i was here for the Pat whiteness reveal. what a time to be alive

One of my fave subtle bits throughout the years with the lads has been how venomous they get towards the concept of Toronto any chance they get.

@rowanatkinson3594

Ай бұрын

That's how you can tell they're Canadian

...Woolie dropping a subtle Vinland Saga nod there... Wolf must be proud.

That animation someone made that's a Saving Private Ryan Parody where Kendrick Stabs Drake and then walks by frozen in fear JCole will live forever in the reply's of any social media post Drake does till he dies.

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

That sounds great. Edit: J Cole pulling up to the stairs in his bike. I'm dead. 😂

@wardy4903

Ай бұрын

That guy got killed too...

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

All while BBL Drizzy plays in the background XD

@Squeekysquid

7 күн бұрын

​@@DarkJJ13948it's a really good job pairing the horrific scene with a catchy tune. A lot of dissonance like in a horror/thriller. I remember a scene that did something similar in a movie. The event that happened was tragic, but it had an upbeat song playing and the screen faded out with the music still going. I can't remember the movie or what happened, but I know the vibe was eerie.

I haven't been keeping up, but it sounds like Kendrick is the rap equivalent of AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

@flamesbaldwin108

Ай бұрын

Yes

@wadespencer3623

Ай бұрын

Actually that would be Tyler the Creator. Kendrick is only like that towards Drake.

@29wanya

Ай бұрын

I just watched a playthrough of that lmfao 😂

@Champiness

29 күн бұрын

@@wadespencer3623Having a difficult time conceptualizing AM’s _Flower Boy_ era but the idea entices me enough to keep trying

NGL Meet the Grahams is so hard to sit through. Like, *my* family is fucked up, but if someone went through and listed that all *my fault* my family's fucked up in detail like that I'd need to be kept in a padded room.

@joedatius

Ай бұрын

I don't know what's crazier, this or Pusha T forcing Drake to take care of his son with a single song. Adonis is gonna have a fucked up life, can you imagine only having a dad because he was bullied online by a rapper.

@SSD_Penumbra

Ай бұрын

Meet the Grahams was Drake's death knell, Not Like Us was the funeral and the wake.

@nacligang

Ай бұрын

His 18th year is gonna be so messed up man😭😭

With regards to Drake trying and failing to play the "this was the plan the whole time" card, it's worth noting that this is the same dude who who not only got baited into leaking his own DMs where he harassed a music critic, he got baited with a fucking _cookie recipe_ Even if he *did* plant that info, which I don't think he's smart enough to do, I can absolutely see him being dumb enough to forget to actually get receipts

All I know so far of the Kendrick and Drake stuff is that Drake's first diss blew up in his face because he pulled the AI card with Tupac of all people and damaged his cred more than Kendrick's because he admitted to lying about some stuff

@nukeninmgt1504

Ай бұрын

He also had AI snoop on the track. The Tupac estate is looking to sue.

@MrSkerpentine

Ай бұрын

@@nukeninmgt1504Ironic considering Snoop Dogg had Tupac be digitally reanimated to sing in a music video a few years back, but I assume he probably got the ok from his estate

@nukeninmgt1504

Ай бұрын

@@MrSkerpentine Yeah the estate is clearly okay with his image being used considering the hologram Tupac thing. Just not without permission. I think the part that makes it funny to me is that it's clear Drake was going for a "west coast legends are on my diss against a modern day west coast rapper" vibe but it backfired so hard.

@Sanodi21

Ай бұрын

@@nukeninmgt1504 Let's be real here. Drake has taken nothing but Ls here. Obviously not just with the Tupac thing basically being a grenade blowing up in his face but he's just going to for the most shallow things possible when Kendrick is going for his very soul.

I dont really know about rap nor do I follow music, but Kendrick Lamar won me over with the start of Meet The Grahams. One thing is killing a guy's career, but Rock Howard-ing his son into being everything his dad isn't... I can only watch in awe.

@SolidSnake240

Ай бұрын

I hope you fall into the rabbit hole that is Kendrick Lamar's discography. Dude is a true artist.

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

That is so true, it is a complete, otherworldly level of disrespect to walk past a man, kneel to his son, and say "Your dad's a manchild, I'll teach you to be a REAL man"

@Squeekysquid

7 күн бұрын

​@@DarkJJ13948You sonned his son, but called him king at the same time.

Of course Pat would like Kendrick. They're both short and angry (Non- derogatory)

@SSD_Penumbra

Ай бұрын

Gotta clarify it unless Kendrick shows up under your bed tonight with a dagger.

@ereynolds72

8 күн бұрын

@@SSD_Penumbra*distrack that ruins your entire life

@Squeekysquid

7 күн бұрын

​@@ereynolds72" how does he know all this about me, I'm a nobody from nowhere?"

@ereynolds72

7 күн бұрын

@@Squeekysquid you DID annoy Kendrick, he DID get a dossier on you, you CANNOT win

@Squeekysquid

7 күн бұрын

@@ereynolds72 the last part would be a foregone conclusion.

Woolie: I'm better at footsies than Daigo Daigo: (fgc equivalent of Meet the Grahams)

@pocketlint60

Ай бұрын

Meet the Maddens

Ken(shiro)drick Lamar walking through the falling skyscrapers to the recording studio while a confused Drake instinctively pulls out a tiny knife.

Man, spite truly is the greatest motivator.

@TheArkTheArkTheArk

Ай бұрын

Nothing. NOTHING! Will push someone to work harder and push past their own limits than the opportunity to get one over on somebody they fucking hate and I say that speaking from personal experience.

This is like the scene at the end of S1 of Invincible when Omniman looks down at his bloody hands but instead of flying into space he kept pulverizing Mark into a mist.

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

And people are in the background cheering him on XD

The way Kendrick has conducted himself this beef is literally diabolical, from each track being a warning and a bait, to predicting drake at literally every angle, to the back to back drops of family matters and not like us, robbing drake of all momentum and creating the hottest new club banger of the summer Kendrick is an anime villain

@SSD_Penumbra

Ай бұрын

Again, Kendrick is the Dio of rap, but we're rooting for him because Drake's a cretin (allegedly)

@drifter402

21 күн бұрын

This man is fucking Lelouche

@Squeekysquid

7 күн бұрын

​@@drifter402Or like Akashi, but specifically when Rakuzan plays Shutoku.

"You better start respecting me in five,four,three...." -Drake

@jjj7790

Ай бұрын

The Hardie Boys are watching

1:00:02 “Sir, they just hit the second tower. Sir, they just hit a third tower. Sir, we’ve run out of planes.” Is absolutely wild lmao

The three way Venn diagram between rapper wrestler and actor. It’s all about kayfabe

Woolie rarely pulls the card out but when he does it’s on point

@Kango234

Ай бұрын

He's the one who took it from Drake.

@pocketlint60

Ай бұрын

@@Kango234 "A fine addition to my collection!"

@Kaarl_Mills

Ай бұрын

​@@pocketlint60"YOUR PASS IS MINE!"

Drake: You're short Kendrick: Releasing control on restriction systems 3...2...1... Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the victim has been rendered silent.

@Squeekysquid

7 күн бұрын

Release restraint level zero.

@MaroxXIIIproductions

7 күн бұрын

@@Squeekysquid Level what?

"the personal avatar of the white woman" got me

@king_big_pp

Ай бұрын

I've been saying that for years. Not as a criticism or implying it's bad. She just *IS*

As someone from Toronto, what they're talking about the Toronto accent sounds a lot more like the Scarborough accent. Shit like 'ey bombaclot' its all a faux jamacian accent that came from Scarborough's immigrant population being a lot from the tropics. Though to clarify, Scarborough is a (large) part of Toronto, so it'd be like specifying its more a Brooklyn accent. A 'Torontonian' accent would be very.. 'over enunciated trying to not have an accent'. Drake himself is a rich shitlord from one of Toronto's most affluent neighbourhoods, and he's always been a joke among my family, because my family knew his when he was younger and his early shit was about growing up like he was an impoverished and downtrodden poor boy. But like Pat said, everyone in Canada knew him as the wheelchair kid from Degrassi, the absolute peak of 'upper middle class prep'.

@SolidSnake240

Ай бұрын

That was Kendrick's whole point and angle of attack on Drake. People tried to call K Dot racist but it was never about Drake not being black, it's his cultural upbringing that causes a disconnect between him and the greater black community. We saw this on full display throughout this battle.

@damiand6818

Ай бұрын

@@SolidSnake240 Absolutely, and its kind of.. I suppose cathartic would be the right word- that he is being called out on the fact that the only connection he has with the greater black community is his skin tone, which he has used as effectively a marketing gimmick. There's issues of its own with how 'white' especially Canadian upperclass culture is, which meant he was kind of destined to be tokenized, but he took full advantage of it in a way that only played on/reinforced the sterotypes of blacks being all poor/from the hood.

@raymondfisheriii791

17 күн бұрын

@@SolidSnake240K. Dot really said “This guy’s a rapper? His real name’s Aubrey” and just aired out his whole shit for the world to see

You can tell Drake wrote The Heart Part 6 by himself.

damn the LENGHT of the segment hahaha

Woolie made me realise - the funniest thing that Kendrick can do is actually just continue from The Heart Part 7 and essentially adopt Part 6 as his own.

@beezusHrist

Ай бұрын

Lol

@DarkJJ13948

21 күн бұрын

And the whole song is just continuing to psychoanalysis Aubrey as a fake person

"Your short" Kendrick lamar: " I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance"

Patrick "black face" Boivin singing bbl drizzy was not on my bingo card for this week but im glad it happened

Genuinely one of the most interesting conversations I’ve heard about this whole beef, from the Canadian stuff, Pats interest in vitriolic hate, everything, well done lads

pat having the redditor "its just two men poetry fighting, why would anyone care about this" response to this initially is very in character.

@Kango234

Ай бұрын

And so is him getting into it because of Kendrick's raw hatred.

@joedatius

Ай бұрын

listen pats the most sheltered yuppie white boy possible give him a brake. for Christ sake he lives in BC now we can only expect so much from him

Pat Stares at Rappers!

Jermaine getting out of the horror movie by just staying home

@29wanya

Ай бұрын

The one black man to survive lol

i dont think ill ever get used to hearing the words "i dont really listen to music"

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

Ай бұрын

I’ll take it over the...weird over enthusiasm that makes people get all shitty sometimes

@derpstick5467

Ай бұрын

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatwhat are you talking about? Anyways I don’t get the people who aren’t into music at all. I knew one guy who was like that, just didn’t care for music at all.

@asasasas5764

Ай бұрын

@@derpstick5467 Some people are so into their music that dedicate an inordinate amount of their life to shitting on people who make or like different music

@MattManDX1

Ай бұрын

I don't really listen to any music made recently that plays on the radio, so I assume that's what Pat meant. If I listen to music it's either old stuff that was probably made before I was born or some catchy tracks from my favorite video games

@derpstick5467

Ай бұрын

@@MattManDX1 was wondering who they were quoting, Pat can’t be that much of a fucking contrarian to not care about music, I mean i still think what you said is weird but tbf the only radio station i listen to whenever I go outside the house is a station that plays a lot of 80s, early 90s music.

Pat: "...for the upcoming 20-40 minutes of conversation" Video Length: "And I took that personally"

@justanobadi6655

Ай бұрын

[Crazy Talk]

I love that two of my favorite Canadians are talking about my most hated Canadian.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

Ай бұрын

I’d like if he just more simply said “having a problem with you would be pointless” But that wouldn’t sound as good I suppose

@thecaptain6520

Ай бұрын

To me, Drake will forever be known as "the crippled guy from Degrassi"

Hey, fun fact to address Pat @ 17:16. That has actually happened before and funny enough, it involved J. Cole. About 12 or so years ago, a rapper by the name of Canibus (pronounced like cannabis) who was making waves in the late 90s, came out with a diss track towards J. Cole titled "J. Clone". His reasoning? Because J. Cole shouted him out and called him one of his favorite rappers. Canibus' viewpoint was "Well if you like me so much, why don't you call me for a feature?" In other words, he needed money because his career never quite recovered after he and LL Cool J had their beef in the late 90s. Not long after the record came out, he took to the internet to apologize on a webcam.

@NEEDbacon

Ай бұрын

Man, Canibus had go away heat huh? I only know of him as being the guy Em cooked in Square Dance.

@skibblebopper

Ай бұрын

@@NEEDbacon dont forget when canibus came to a freestyle rap battle and tried to READ OFF OF A NOTEBOOK

@SolidSnake240

Ай бұрын

Funny thing about Canibus and LL is that most people felt Canibus won the battle of diss tracks but LL was just way too big at the time. He basically had Canibus black balled, the reason for their beef is eerily similar to the reason he and LL had beef lol

Bbl drizzy is stuck in my head.

@quinnnewman9538

Ай бұрын

Same as me 😊

@habadasheryjones

Ай бұрын

Yo look up " scxba - BBL Drizzy freestyle." Its my favorite version. That dude is funny and has bars.

@rickyrosst

Ай бұрын

​@@habadasheryjones🫡

@sagecolvard9644

Ай бұрын

@@habadasheryjones Thanks for this tip, I'd never have found that otherwise.

Just like when Commandder Shepardd dropped that rebuttal to the Batarian Block

Fucking cole had to have gotten a phone call from whoever kendrick's mole is. To go from diss to an apology on stage almost in tears two days later nah he got warned of the incoming flood and built his raft there and then.

@29wanya

Ай бұрын

SchoolBoy Q said recently in a interview that he called him up to tell him to back out.

The fact that this beef has everyone in the world talking is insane

Watching this beef is like watching an Ultra in KI but not like a regular Ultra Combo. THE Ultra combo. The kind of Ultra Combo that has an Instinct pop and 8 Supers in between. The kind that has the Announcer screaming his lungs out

Correction to woolie there weren''t just rumors K dor was supposed to be on FPS. Kendrick specifically said he was surprised drake asked for the feature request knowing they have unresolved tension on the track.

Hey all! First time watcher, the beef brought me here, an Inverse Pat. It should be noted, the agreed upon history has a conversation taking place between J. Cole and Schoolboy Q (another artist on Kendrick's former label, Top Dawg Ent.) during which Q tells J. that the "issues", Kendrick's personal problems with Drake, do not extend to J. and it's all love and peace if J. steps out.