a dad car is like a resident evil save room

@LieutenantAmerica

9 ай бұрын

Hell, I'm not a dad but I feel that way about my car in general.

@NEEDbacon

9 ай бұрын

I mean, the Gary Numen Classic "Cars" has the lyrics "Here in my car, I feel safest of all" for a reason.

@neloverg3774

9 ай бұрын

@@NEEDbacon like the bathroom, dont interfere with a man whos spending extra time in there. We need the reset adn comfort, once you start messing with those safe zones the only option is to escape the encounter forever

@TAMAMO-VIRUS

9 ай бұрын

Dad needs to do his mental Attaché Case item management to prep for the wife and kids boss

@fernandozavaletabustos205

9 ай бұрын

But without the chill and relazing music.

Dad spending 10 minutes in the car is him unloading the Work BIOS and reconnecting the Home BIOS. People forget how long things booted up before SSDs were a thing.

@TAMAMO-VIRUS

9 ай бұрын

Nowadays, I just run Work BIOS on a virtual machine

@Malamite

3 ай бұрын

SSDs AKA "Solid state dads"

Pat's dad being just as much of a caricature as Pat, just in a different way, is both really funny and not surprising

@gameb9oy

9 ай бұрын

His whole family is just caricatures, have you not heard about Pat’s brother? And the little bits and pieces we get on the sister and mom are enough to lead us to assume they are crazy too

@SeruraRenge11

9 ай бұрын

You don't just become nuts on your own unless you have schizophrenia or something, it's because of the people that raised you being nuts too

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

9 ай бұрын

Pats dad sounds like the most normal part of the family honestly

@bruuze1258

9 ай бұрын

​@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatSounds to me like Pat Sr. was just the best at hiding his crazy

@night1952

9 ай бұрын

The secret pie doesn't fall far off the secret hot dog.

The quiet moments alone in your car before you have to go face a social situation, be it work or seeing your family is the most pure moment of solitude you will ever experience.

@Horatio787

9 ай бұрын

That's the essence of, "going for a drive."

16:31 "You know being a Dad raising kids is a lot like fighting games" Woolie really made fun of Pat for perceiving all sound as made by himself when Woolie only has one way of processing all thoughts in his brain

@Kaarl_Mills

9 ай бұрын

Hopefully that dad isn't Heihachi

@Mr.Faust3

9 ай бұрын

Woolie madden would throw his son Vergil madden off a cliff if he couldn’t do a air blanka ball

@sokumotanaka9271

9 ай бұрын

Yeah but Woolie does that for fun cause he's playing into the jokes ya'll make. But pat literally thinking that makes him sound legit insane.

@ultraheaven8968

9 ай бұрын

"Yo my son got mad buttons in neutral"

@Trynt33

9 ай бұрын

@@sokumotanaka9271 The two are pretty comparable. The struggle between two people, resource management, big Ws and big Ls. Life in itself is just a complicated vector for fighting game frame data

As a dad that needs those 10 minutes in the car, you’re basically just selecting your Mortal Kombat variation. Stern Dad. Cheerful Dad. Risky matchup, but Vulnerable dad is sometimes the play.

@neloverg3774

9 ай бұрын

you're going to get boring dad and sorry dad until you recharge. Not enough energy for the others

@Zexx4

9 ай бұрын

Which one has better neutrals? How slow is the start up to their supers?

@AdventfatherGaming

9 ай бұрын

Woe be to those who summon the ultimate form: Belt Wielding Dad on Report Card Day.

@do-nothingbear9474

9 ай бұрын

@@AdventfatherGaming That’s the install for stern dad

@SeruraRenge11

9 ай бұрын

@@AdventfatherGaming Not studying for that report card is basically the dad equivalent of jumping into his DP

Pretty soon, Pat will finally understand why imaginary friends exist and his redemption arc will truly begin.

@sokumotanaka9271

9 ай бұрын

As woolie said he's gonna ruin that child. Bro literally tried to dunk on woolie for asking a general question. I have zero faith that that child isn't gonna get shoved in lockers XD

@HoChiMints2007

9 ай бұрын

"It's me, your mind goblin!!!"

I remember being absolutely furious when Princess Diana died. I was nine years old, on holiday with my grandparents, watching cartoons with my little brother, and during every ad break the words "turn to a news channel for an important announcement" were overlayed on the screen. Naturally we ignored it but when my grandparents got up they saw that message, flicked over to a news channel and that was the end of cartoons for the day.

For some reason the phrase "steamed hot dogs stuck in traffic on the mercier bridge" sounds like it could be a hyper specific local tradition

@conelybiscuit4985

9 ай бұрын

or possibly an obscure Rene Magritte painting

"My mom cooked not-great-white-lady-food... like put some butter on your rice and stuff, right?" *Actual non-exaggerated painful wince from Woolie*

I never knew “going to get milk” and “going to get cigarettes” were two separate sayings, like in terms of what they mean. That’s really interesting.

@MicronOnline

9 ай бұрын

Like Woolie said, Could be a regional dialect

@bruuze1258

9 ай бұрын

It's also probably a time-period thing, since as mentioned it's from a time when plain divorce wasn't an option

@Kaarl_Mills

9 ай бұрын

​@@MicronOnline Oh really? Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone call them Steamed Hams

@gmanisawsome1

9 ай бұрын

Uh... It's an Albany expression

@yellow242

9 ай бұрын

Their not. Pats talking crazy again.

Shout out to everyone who had to work through labor day.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

9 ай бұрын

I legit didn’t even know it was cause to not work, literally all I know of labour day is the joke about not wearing white after it for some reason

@franzhopper7631

9 ай бұрын

It sucks

@iananderson6530

9 ай бұрын

Thanks.

@Trynt33

9 ай бұрын

Appreciated. Especially from a bar and grill that wasn't allowed to close on labor day (While banks and most of the city services here got to all take a day off)

regarding the dad went for milk thing, and the old ladies who are about to die will tell you anything thing, from what I've gathered talking to hospice care people, the amount of old ladies that had an absolute piece of garbage abusive husband and just buried him somewhere the moment he touched the kids and never got found out is insane, it happened way more often than anyone is willing to admit or comfortable thinking about

@Kevinofrepublic

2 ай бұрын

That's baller as fuck. Those old ladies were real

Sometimes i imagine Pat's family as aliens. But each of them from different parts of universe.

@23kurtzy

9 ай бұрын

The comment about having to drive to a specific McDonald’s to get the worst coffee in existence leads me to believe Pat had no chance growing up

@ShayneRawls

5 ай бұрын

🤣

@ShayneRawls

5 ай бұрын

Like Third Rock from the Sun 🤣

I'm not even a dad and I spend time in my car after work. Everyone should take minutes to relax.

I was a live-in carer for my grandmother for a few years before she died at 98 years old, and was in the elderly care community, and I can confirm-- There are VERY SPECIFIC MEANINGS to certain phrases. It's regional and varies a lot, but I heard that kind of thing too. Not exactly the same, but prior to no-fault divorce, an old lady told me once that apparently "pennyroyal and juniper" were a "solution to a bad husband", but to "make sure he's drunk first". She told me this while whispering in my ear, then she started laughing and asked me if we had any more cookies. Grandmas be out here with that forbidden knowledge, I guess, because I looked it up and apparently both of these things can uh, definitely result in no more husband. (Please nobody try this, I feel like I have to say this because it's the internet. Please do not poison anyone.) Evidently in the 30s during the Depression, a lot of husbands got real bad, according to a lot of the grandmas I talked to. I should point out that the grandma who told me the above secret grandma intel was in her 90s and her husband "left her" in the early 40s. She has since passed away, but shout out to her.

@AzureAiluren

9 ай бұрын

Old ladies with nothing to do but hang around and chat will always end up telling you the wildest shit. If you can stand to listen to old lady sex stories, anyways.

So i guess my grandpa went for cigarettes in my grandma's eyes, but milk in the Italian mob's eyes

Missed opportunity from Woolie to say "the French side and the Normal side" to Pat

not only is the ten minutes in the car in order to put on the dad-mask before entering the house to deal with the family, it's also the time to *take off the work-dad mask* so as not to drag that onto said family and make things worse

Pat's office is in the backyard so his mental prep time is just standing in the lawn, getting rained on

Sometimes you just need a minute or two to collect yourself before heading into the house.

Ya know for a second I thought woolie was implying he would abandon his family

@Comkill117

9 ай бұрын

“It’s a good bit.”

@Mr.Faust3

9 ай бұрын

@@Comkill117ngl they are getting too good at these bits

@gameb9oy

9 ай бұрын

I mean, give him and jetpack and he’d gladly start chasing after kites

@MiniatureMorpheus

9 ай бұрын

Woolie is a Bonfire fan. He's definitely trying to promote it, it's called being a "Gary".

@TAMAMO-VIRUS

9 ай бұрын

I got what he was getting at. Sometimes you just need to leave and go for a walk or drive. And sometimes those walks and drives take 12 hours

This is the best Woolie Vs God segment in a while, always love dunking on anglicanism.

@chrissmith9167

9 ай бұрын

Anglican? I thought woolie was raised Latter Day Saint?

@ClasticOne

9 ай бұрын

​@@chrissmith9167Woolie was raised 7th Day Adventist

@chrissmith9167

9 ай бұрын

@@ClasticOne Yeah, he said that a minute after I posted that. My B.

@music79075

9 ай бұрын

​@@ClasticOneoh damn. He was legit raised in a cult. Those dudes aren't even Christian!

@HRIgnomious

9 ай бұрын

Anglican really just feels like the church you go to when you want to do things you can't do in Roman Catholic church. Like you can get married as a priest, or have gay or women priests and such (depending on where you live).

It was normally my dad finishing off that NPR story

I'm the eldest child, but I still live with family. That 10 minutes after the drive home is SACRED.

Walking around my house and running hands through my hair right now because I also almost exclusively eat in my car. On the order of, I park by the restaurant, get my takeout, then eat in the car looking at the restaurant from the outside. I think it's just for the solitude. If I'm eating with someone then we absolutely get a table, and that's great. Alone? _The car is mine._

Dude, every video Woolie is looking great. EVERY VIDEO.

Pat's argument with his mom reminds me of how my own mother ruined our trip to New York on a stupid arguement with Grandma. Backstory: my mother never baptized me or my brother to her religion. She wanted us to make the choice, this was not an option to Grandma. She thought, at the time "unbaptized babies will go to Limbo" and that mom is condemning us. Mom stood her ground, but it was a thorn in their relationship... Fast Forward in time to me, about to go into kindergarden and my lil brother who is a year younger than me. This trip was such a big deal to me. We were taking Amtrak to New York from Denver, than spending a week at Grandma's (who I had only spoken to on the phone). We were stressed to be on behavior, and mom would tell us horror stories about growing up to make sure we stayed reformed... We were there 2 days. First day was eggshells, but we weren't at their house too much. Got to see Grandma's roadrage (their were stories of her rage). Day 2 was more car stuff with they promise of Grandma's "homemade chicken nuggets".... We didn't get to have nuggets Waco was a thing that was happening, had happened. SOMEHOW for some ungodly reason to topic moved to Waco, and how botched the siege was. Grandma in her absent mindedness said "well, at least those children are in heaven now." My mom without flinching looked at her and said "No, their not. They weren't baptized Christian, they are going to Limbo!"... We were thrown out! We spent the rest of the week with a friend of hers named "jewels" (his name was julius BUT her hated his name). Regardless, the vacation persisted, with days at the beach and seeing how things changed for mom... Just without Grandma... Stupid fight

@TheSpookiestSkeleton

9 ай бұрын

Holy shit that's wild, just casually bringing up the babies that the FBI burned. Frankly if God sends unbaptized babies to the chilliest part of hell I wouldn't worship that god, but also like, just don't get your baby killed. I mean having your baby baptized is like a quicksave, there's no consequences to their death because their soul is saved, meanwhile that unbaptized baby is like hardcore permadeath mode, you got one chance and so you'll play better.

@aidan4252

9 ай бұрын

@@TheSpookiestSkeleton Unbaptized babies will learn to tech throws faster.

@fernandozavaletabustos205

9 ай бұрын

I am sorry you had to live through that!

@NhomSawyer

9 ай бұрын

@@TheSpookiestSkeleton Within Abrahamic canon unbaptized babies have not sinned and go to heaven. It is the position of the catholic church that those ignorant of Christ, but who have not turned on him through sin, would have sought baptism had they been able to or known it's necessity.

@GabeSweetMan

9 ай бұрын

It's especially stupid to believe in limbo now that God has patched those dead baby souls out of existence. Still one of my favorite Podcast segments.

13:59 "We're doing the Catholic-ish energy" Tbf they would say it's the other way around and Catholicism is doing things their way. The East-West schism wasn't just over the fact that Rome kept electing Italian pope after Italian pope and never giving the Greeks a chance, it was also because the East saw the West as having fundamental changes in Catholic doctrine that made the two feel like they weren't even following the same faith anymore. I don't know how true it is NOW, but in 1054 the Eastern Church was just objectively closer in doctrine to the church St. Peter established than what was going on in Rome at the time. Also I want to note that Orthodox priests can't get married, it's just that already being married doesn't bar you from becoming a priest and in fact is preferred because of the idea of, "well you're already engaged in one pact with God so it shows you've proven you know how to handle it, so here's another". The Patriarch has to be celibate but that's the singular leader of that entire branch of Orthodox. Though it should be noted, for centuries the schism was seen as a purely internal thing, Christians throughout Europe still saw both the east and west as one singular Church and it wasn't until like the early 1400s, right before the Ottomans conquered Constantinople, that there was a common perception that there were 2 separate branches of Christianity. Mainly because for a long time it was less a schism and more a "I didn't do anything wrong, SHE left ME and I'm just waiting for them to call and apologize" kind of situation. Also just fun fact, if your last name in those regions is Popov or Popovich or Papadopolous or Popescu, yeah it's because you're descended from a priest because in all of those variations it effectively means "son of a priest". And being the son of a priest meant you were (and to some degree still are) kinda stereotyped as being a spoiled brat because your dad was the spiritual leader of the community and all the benefits that entails.

When Pat Jr gets old enough, we're gonna see TONS more Weird Dad Shit from Pat

@RipOffProductionsLLC

5 ай бұрын

"Dad had this weird hyper specific way he had tovwrap himself in his bedsheets in order to sleep..."

Even at 23 eating takeout in the car is my Bonfire.

Thank you for sharing another personal experience with us and having a good time with it.

Gotta get out of the work brain and into the house brain. Get rid of that work garbage, prepare for what you're going to get when you walk through the door. Better for you, better for everybody.

The important thing to remember regarding Anglicanism vs Catholicism is that the difference is political: Lutheran and Calvinist churches are clearly theologically different from the Catholic Church and have split ties with them as a result. Henry VIII however was in the middle of a skill issue, and wanted to divorce his wife Catherine of Aragon because they were only having daughters. The problem there though, she was previously married to Henry's recently deceased brother, so the Pope had to specifically grant an exception to this otherwise slightly sketchy situation. Namely that the previous marriage had no children. However when the second marriage with Henry bore no sons, he wanted a divorce. This is obviously an issue, as Catholics arent supposed to get divorced, legally speaking, the Pope must instead declare the marriage annuled, having no legitimacy from the start. But if the Pope had done that in this instance he'd be contradicting himself. The other issue is that Catherine of Aragon's nephew was Charles V, King of Spain and Holy Roman Emperor. In short, one of the most powerful people in the whole of Europe, and widely regarded as the pinnacle of both Spanish and Habsburg hegemony. He did not want this to happen obviously, as it would both be damaging to his family's reputation, and that the marriage itself was always political. So Pope Clement VII sided with the Habsburgs, both for theological reasons as well as the practical reality of his situation, and Henry VIII wasnt having it. So in his impotent anger, he started his own church with blackjack and hookers, thats basically the same as the Catholic Church. Because his argument was never about faith but getting what he wanted at the moment, literally the only meaningful change was replacing the role of Pope with himself.

@RipOffProductionsLLC

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, the Popes have a way worse track records than the English/British royal family does... so it is an upgrade isn't it?

I keep coming back to this clip. Honestly one of my favorite podcast moments just going through so many different great stories. I honestly prefer when the boys are just talking about their past and families and telling stories from it more than talking about game news.

Thank you for another great video!!

I’m not a dad, I still live at home sadly, but I sometimes spend 30 minutes in my car before going inside even if no one is home cause I NEED that time to just enjoy the quiet.

Yeaaah here in Greece our priests are, okayish. In high school the guy teaching car repairs was a priest, had a full beard and everything. Really into bikes.

"Still can't believe your saying this into a microphone" Same dude, holy shiza

When I was in college I’d have to drive to & from campus home, living with my parents & siblings (also college). Occasionally, I would buy myself a basket of chicken strips &/or fries from the local burger restaurant & eat it in the car before heading home. That moment of isolated bliss with a fresh cold can of raspberry tea & crispy battered fries as the sun would set over the horizon… it just hit different.

"What's he doing in there?" Breathing, and that's it.

Pat saying he doesn't know why his dad loves to eat in the car is hilarious to me because the answer precedes the question. You just talked about how he ate his dinner in the car every day for years!

To answer 20:00 its because Pat's day was a trucker and old (& modern Truckers if there is not place to stop) have 90% of their meals on the road.

@Kango234

9 ай бұрын

Where are you getting that he was a trucker? I feel like Pat has mentioned his dad was a factory worker.

My mom was always working from 6-15 and I had to wake up at 4am for us to get ready, me to school, her to work. My das was working shifts, so if it wasn’t a Night Shift i would usually see my dad during early shifts or when he was free to just hang around and repair various things around the house with me. I got that worker sleep schedule since I was like 4-5 years old.

Food tastes better when you're driving through Kahnawake and you can smell the gambling

I was sitting in my car with the sunscreen in, taking a quick 10 when I saw this popup in my feed. It's true.

Until Crohn's disease destroyed me, I used to eat in the car all the time, same energy "let's go inside" no, fuck that, in the car. I could munch on a burger and blast Tool or whatever, and there was no stupid generic retail pop music playing in the overhead speaker of the McDonald's or whatever, no Taylor Swift. I had my burger, my anger songs, and it was great. Then I started to die in the car and couldn't get home fast enough to die in my bathroom, so that....pleasant memory was stolen from me. I keep telling my horrible ex-wife we're gonna go get Wendy's again some night and try to restart where we....left off and she's like "yeah, so you can dump ass and die and leave me widowed."

@miguelnewmexico8641

9 ай бұрын

at least it sounds like you guys have a good humor about it. hopefully you get the right combo of treatments to get it under control. UC here, was not a fun diagnosis, but the doc's are optimistic now and i haven't shat blood in a good bit, so yay!

@Rudero3

9 ай бұрын

@@miguelnewmexico8641 Aw man UC representing, hello my brother. You have to have humor about it or you'll like, you know, die. And I don't mean from the disease. It also helps that those closest to me know about it and can joke with me about it. I've gotten literally sent home from work 4 times this year and just about everyone's got to see how bad it is. I get the really, really bad fevers. I was on register ones, and just oozing fever sweat and a nurse came up to me and was like "sir, you're having a medical emergency, can I call you an ambulance?" and I'm like "bitch I have Crohn's, you won't do anything" and she was like "Oh....well...." and left. The last time I was in the hospital proper, they didn't give me anything, only kept the stuff to revive me in the room, in case my heart stopped or a stroked out. Again, humor, gotta find it. They made me do a will, the hospital made me do one that last trip, and I put funnies in it, like "my horrible ex-wife must read out all the stupid things my mother did over the years, to everyone at the funeral, no one is allowed to leave, it will be hilarious." Though I will say this, medication, no. No one will put me on any. The head of the gastro department at the hospital I'm at says "I don't know what you have", the ER doc who treated me said I have Crohn's, the radiologist who did all the tests said Crohn's, he got into a screaming match with the head of gastro, the radiologist certified the findings, yadda yadda. When I got diagnosed, or whatever, the gastro nurse comes up to me and sits down next to me and had the energy of "if you answer these questions wrong, psych ward for you" and she was like "Sir, why aren't you taking your Crohn's medications? Are you refusing treatment?" and I go "Honey, sorry, what? Crohn's?" and she's like "OH, you didn't know!?" and that started the fight. Good on you not shitting blood, that's such an achievement. I've only done that ONCE with CD but dude, my gums are so torn up from my mouth ulcers, I have like more scar tissue in my mouth than normal tissue my dentist says. Fuck. Anyways, yeah, just curious, how did you get your medication? I've considered kowtowing literally before the doctor (he's not Chinese or anything but that's how we beg so I figured he might be receptive), or should I try to bribe him for medication lmao.

15:20 Thats hilarious and absolutely tragic lol

around the 17 minute mark I KNOW THAT VIDEO!!! "I warned you I don't want spaghetti again"

Eagerly awaiting the day that Pat finally admits that he wants a car and needs to learn to drive.

Weird to think that Pat is the Lite version of the family brand .

Not a dad, but I do this after my retail shift. Part doing my Peter Griffin pain noises, part vegging on my phone.

Todayborday is labor day!

I prefer to eat in the car it's my space. And unlike me room it's way easier to clean, which makes me less self-conscious. And fresh fast food late night after work hits different, when you take it out there bag right there.

it's really sad hearing Woolie talk about his dad abandoning his family like it was no big whoop, I get that people find ways to cope with how much life can suck, but its still sad to hear a "yeah....whatever, that happened" tone over someone you're supposed to look up to and rely on....but if that helped woolz stay on a positive path in life and not lash out at the world like most would, than I guess it was for the best

After a day of reflection, both sayings could have history in doublespeak for death. Saying he went out for milk is an advanced form of saying he went out to the pasture, while saying he went to get cigarettes is a form of saying he got smoked. Most likely, this is a "'balls to the wall' means pushing a throttle with a round top all the way" false-positive etymology

"It's an option" I'm surprised he didn't say groove select.

Wish i had dad stories

my dad had insomnia when i was in high school. from snorting crank! (thankfully i turned out somewhat better...)

@miguelnewmexico8641

9 ай бұрын

at least it doesn't sound like he went the needle route.

I don't even have a family and I need to sit in my car a bit before going in the house.

The other parent vacation is the long shit.

i change my dads car radio noone can stop me

Watching this as I eat my McDonald’s Loki meal in my car after work

Why is this the first I've heard about BabbyPat?!? (Maybe I heard it and thought new pet?) Congrats!!

@supernebula101

9 ай бұрын

oh yeah paige's pregnancy got announced a few months ago, they just had the kid. if youre curious there's been a few podcast clips recently talking about the birth

Every now and then I'm reminded that these two men have some of the most reddit opinions on the planet

@butcherpete5869

9 ай бұрын

Which ones in particular makes you think that?

"Todaybor Day is Labor Day!'

My father hates when we eat in the car, while my mother doesn't really care either way.

6:12 yeah its called America

I tried to find the reddit thread Woolie was referring too and there were a couple similar threads. Some were fun to read. Some, made me worried for people

@BasicSub

9 ай бұрын

"Some were fun to read. Some, made me worried for people" Yeah that sounds like reddit threads.

As someone who chose a career in law enforcement I haven't had a holiday off in YEARS.

@23kurtzy

9 ай бұрын

Skill issue

What is the fucking chance that I’m playing Assassin’s Creed 2 as I listen to this

The fucked up thing is I do the ten (10) minutes alone in the car... and I live on my own.

5:33 - 6:20 Oh, yeah. I think it also was a big solution to women who wanted their own bank accounts back when they weren't allowed to, too. (Because a widow could keep the husband's account, but a divorcee couldn't have their own account.)

Hot dogs + Mid/Shitty home made food(F) + Work place stress, it's no wonder Pat's dad had a bunch of Hearth attacks

Eating in the car means you can use the car waste basket and empty it in a public disposal to save space in your home garbage bins.

Just from the outset, I thought the difference between cigarettes and milk was the involvement of cheating

Castle Super Old

9:40 I'm probably just ignorant right here but how does Pat's story make sense? She goes in an buys a book so she's responsible for the princess's death? I know I must be simply misunderstanding something, any clarification would be appreciated.

@skeetsvar162

9 ай бұрын

Oh...National Enquirer is one of THOSE kinds of magazines.

@emirateaudiodump6836

9 ай бұрын

@@skeetsvar162 Princess Diana died in a car crash trying to get away from paparazzi trying to get some more pictures of her and her new partner. Very literally got killed by National Enquirer-likes chasing after her in hopes of making money off her name!

@DoctorHomicide

9 ай бұрын

The long in short of it. Princess Diane died because she was trying to escape paparazzi. They were hounding her so bad that in the ensuing chase her car crashed and she died. Pat’s mom bought a magazine made by the exact type of people who chased her to her death.

@skeetsvar162

9 ай бұрын

@@DoctorHomicide oof...yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Real talk: Dudes eat in the car because the car is fucking *comfortable*. The seats are nice, you've got AC, you don't have some asshole screaming in your ear from across the room, you can put on some music as you chat...yeah, you gotta be careful about crumbs and sauce and shit, but a lot of cars really are just a place of comfort. Hence the extra ten minutes!

I have no idea what the context is but that title speaks to my soul!

I have to wait for 30 minutes in my car because my engine's valves are mistiming. This was a good 25. What's everybody else's excuse for sitting in the car?

@Trynt33

9 ай бұрын

Brain buffering

@wselfwulfwulf9746

9 ай бұрын

I just need a minute dog, please

Not sure when it stopped, but thank you for no longer censoring swears

Speaking of fake religions I grew up as a Judao-Christian and I have no actual knowledge about it. If anyone can provide any insight beyond a Wikipedia page or a gaff it would be greatly appreciated.

@coldfrost3

9 ай бұрын

Honestly looking back Judao-christrtian feels like a fake name to seem more friendly because I because I Honestly don't remember being taught any Jewish stuff it was all from the Christian side.

@chrissmith9167

9 ай бұрын

Sounds like messianic Judaism

@cyberninjazero5659

9 ай бұрын

Isn't that just Evangelicalism? Or whatever the thing is that says the USA should give more foreign aid to Israel at any given moment

@johnrivers3813

9 ай бұрын

The little bit I was able to find out is that it's Christianity with only a focus on the old testament. We did celebrate some Jewish holidays like the Passover but not all of them. Then again I never read the Bible so I don't actually know what's in the old testament vs. The new testament. So 🤷

@Trynt33

9 ай бұрын

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Side note: I "love" absolute garbage guys who whine about no fault divorce being a thing now, since it likely saved their fucking lives.

I don't get the Princess Diana connection

@cyberninjazero5659

9 ай бұрын

Mentioned in another comment. Diana died trying to escape paparazzi, Pat's mom was buying a paparazzi magazine about her death

@ratking1608

9 ай бұрын

@cyberninjazero5659 Oh I know that, I was looking for an Anglican connection

@cyberninjazero5659

9 ай бұрын

@@ratking1608Oh that's just the UK Royal Family therefore Anglican Church thing

About the hospice stories...consider that old hospice care patients tend to be...old and much more likely to be in varyinf stages of dementia or mental degradation and are perhaps not the most accurate source of information

"Greek orthodoxy seems cool" it's really not.

Like.

NO WOOLIE! Stop trying to promote Pat into becoming a Gary.

just say Italians bro.

You shouldn’t have become a dad. Plain and simple. You made that choice, stop feeling bad for yourself.

@coldfrost3

9 ай бұрын

Can you point to the bit where he feels bad for himself cause he seems pretty happy?

@Kujaguy

9 ай бұрын

??? What are you referring to, OP? Who are you talking about?

@TAMAMO-VIRUS

9 ай бұрын

But Pat likes being a dad?

@skeetsvar162

9 ай бұрын

Do people like you seriously just say whatever bullshit comes to mind and just expect it to be some kind of sick burn or reality check? You know you actually have think before you type if you want to make some kind of impact.

@AncelDeLambert

9 ай бұрын

You can leave and never come back, it's okay, we don't want you here

spaghetti again is a banger

The 10 minutes in my car is currently happening