Keepin' It One Hunnit pt. 1 w/ Matt McCusker
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We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin to cheat on your spouse.
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Damn the fellas looking like the three best volunteer firefighters in Philadelphia
@TommyJ710
3 жыл бұрын
Facts! Lmao, haven’t laughed so hard to a comment in a bit keep it tight bub! 😂
@TimButterly
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you dude
@mr-sj6kd
3 жыл бұрын
Tim's already put out one of those dumb bitch fires, almost got hired on the spot
Cursed wigger gear is a rare drop. I once looted a Wu-wear bubble jacket that prevented me from getting stabbed but also might’ve caused it.
@armaviewer2578
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrHazyDayz
3 жыл бұрын
Very rare. I copped an authentic Wu Wear T at Ross Dress-For-Less on a little trip with Mom to the outlets back in Fall '97 that played an integral role in my daily drip for several of the best years of my youth.
@wyattrussell7496
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrHazyDayz I got one from target a decade ago just to pretend to be like you in the late 90’s
@MrHazyDayz
3 жыл бұрын
@@wyattrussell7496 OK I could be wrong, but you probably got a Target T with a Wu W logo on it... They actually had a brand of clothing in the 90's called Wu Wear, these were legit garments designed and woven under the strict supervision of the RZA and his team, not just regular Ts with a licensed W logo.
@wyattrussell7496
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrHazyDayz it’s funny you mentioned that, the tag said it was straight out the slums of the shoalin
Matt rules
Ahaha “are you telling me my wife’s being a dumb bitch?” Holy shit I died
Tim is a blessing
@codymontgomery5316
2 жыл бұрын
I’ll bless your Tim if you keep it up (I agree)
@bracksampson1
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
The shaman himself
@EpicFlavoredMan
2 жыл бұрын
Fortuna spin ur wheel upon us
Shotout Michael Pena, dude is awesome in everything he is in. Chips rules
All three of your wives are so lucky to have men who truly love them. Im in the middle of an awful divorce and my husband changed the locks on our house and kicked myself and my 2 kids out. We were together for 7 yrs. This podcast has really been helping me keep it together and stay positive. You guys are the best!
@madjudith8864
3 жыл бұрын
@@emjay3066 wow you’re a douche. Who the fuck would make up something miserable like that?
@dcrechio
3 жыл бұрын
What did you do to piss him off?
@madjudith8864
3 жыл бұрын
@@dcrechio exist
@RayRayMcAuliffe
3 жыл бұрын
💪
@XmXFLUXmX2
3 жыл бұрын
@@madjudith8864 i divorced my black wife like a year ago, do you put out?
Ive been rewatching a load of Dad Meat podcasts and have come to feel like its the most consistently funny podcast out of any. This one makes me laugh harder than any other nowadays and i listen to a lot of them lol. You guys rule.
@tengukaze9199
2 жыл бұрын
Matt and Shane's podcast is up there to probably my favorite and it's consistently funny
@r0br33r
2 жыл бұрын
People like you are SO thankful reddit exists :') Cyber brown nose fr
@michaelbsquire
8 ай бұрын
Still true today dawg
I was a wigger and at 16 got jumped by 4 dudes. I concur. I stopped being a "cool guy" after that
I've been having panic attacks since I was 13. You did a great job being there for her. He's something that always works Tell her to See 5 things around her surroundings Say 5 things Touch 5 things It's called grounding. Repeat if necessary. If that doesn't work... Put a piece of ice in each hand.
@ES-ns1kd
Жыл бұрын
I’d say calling her a dumb bitch is a better form of medicine
I wish Tim and MJ nothing but the best. I'm so proud of their kid for looking up info on panic attacks. That's a very adult thing to do!
I am now a patron.
@mrdrprof99
3 жыл бұрын
You crazy padres got me.
@FunkMastaJiggles
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome bub!
@ednakrabapoly
3 жыл бұрын
welcome bub see you Sunday
@TimButterly
3 жыл бұрын
Hey thank you dude.
@mrdrprof99
3 жыл бұрын
@@TimButterly no, thank you dude.
Today I was driving to work just thinking about how much I love when Tim does his “xyz-ass, xyz-ass, xyz-ass” thing. So fucking good!
Hands on the wheel Shaman got his bird out like a snake on a stone
Looking like the casting couch for a philly broke back mountain
Rainey droppin’ off the cuff bangers this entire episode. Dudes a king of puns - underrated fella
People really need to be taught that anxiety can be controlled and that the mind is doing it to itself. I went to the ER when I first started having panic attacks thinking it was a heart attack. The tougher panic attacks are in your head, the tougher they are. No SSRIs they might help the panic attacks but only short term and at an incredible cost to your mental clarity.
Some good dudes chin waggin’. Algorithm.
Shewww….How good is our god?
@murrijuana2842
3 жыл бұрын
Our God is an awesome God
Butterlys beans are about to fall out
@robertricci5084
3 жыл бұрын
Every week there's a percentage of people who are waiting for the ol' butternuts to pop out. It's sort of become like an old sitcom thing Will they or won't they tune in this week. And then they never do or let it go and turn them into a puppet and let them host a standalone episode
@waddleshaffir6197
2 жыл бұрын
@@emjay3066 why?
McCusker looking extra salt life
The 3 kings of the orient
Someone definitely said it already, probably. But in the spirit of Rainey playing: "Little Seizures".
Aw hell yeah the dawgs and the FGRs are combining forces.
@mr-sj6kd
3 жыл бұрын
FGR?
can you use it in a sentencing in that context is so fucking good, bravo
Word on the street is this summer might belong to Matt, don't tell gay Bill. but he's looking pretty stacked in that tank top
fun fact: blurp balls were made by the same company as madballs
Poor Tim needs to move. Ive been to the hospital a million times in Georgia/ Florida and only had a bad nurse once. The northeast just sounds like a bitter place filled with junkies and overworked people.
3 brothers in seaside heights!!
@crazyhagin7271
2 жыл бұрын
The shits guaranteed with every pie
I like the show for the most part, except Rainey be playin’ too damn much.
@ednakrabapoly
3 жыл бұрын
P2M
Should've pulled a John Q
It's ya boiiiiiis dad meat
‘As in nancy’ 🤣🤙🏻
I remember blurp balls they are indeed an upgrade to mad balls lol
the boyz
Sucks when you can't automatic breathe and have to do it manually
My company produces, bottles and distributes 10,000+ different vitamins, natural supplements and other organic products, and there are A LOT of bird enhancers out there just growing out of the ground. *The top hog of these is Horny Goat Weed, in my extensive experience. There's an alarming amount of aids for every body part/bodily function that are just growing next to highway (or dirt path, depending on the continent). *These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.
SHOUT OUT JAKE'S ALBUM
Yooo 1000th like!
22:00-23:10 holy fuck the setup
Butterly's position on shorts rules.
"Did they break that couple up"?
I love how Cusky knows a little about a lot, but some of the details are always off. The health minister was English not Northern Irish
YES dude
Matt McCusker looks like that guy Beavis & Butt-head had a crush on.
FUCK I MISSED IT. SHOUTS OUT TO THE BOYS
butterly, get your wife on the breath work, try SOMA meditations, theres some free on the youtube.. much love dudes!
@TimButterly
3 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for this.
@RepairRenovateRenew
3 жыл бұрын
@@TimButterly wim hof!
@jacobmacdonald4713
3 жыл бұрын
@@TimButterly Np King, through out my day to day I perpetually use breath awareness via certain simple rhythmic techniques for the parasympathetic nervous system activation and it works wonders. but a daily 5-20 minute practice is ideal. The simple ones I use are: 1. 4 counts in, 4 counts out 2. 4 counts in, hold for 4 counts 4 counts out, hold for 4 counts (this is called box breathing) *works well as hell* 3. 4 counts in , 8 counts out 4. Alternating single nostril breathing 5. 7 counts in 7 counts out I sometimes couple it with mantras and shiet. Thank you and rainy for all the casts and all the laughs !!! God bless your families.
Yoooooo the fuckin shaman
Hell yes bubs
Matt, step it up to assisted open or automatic in/out the front (OTF) from a good brand :)
@Philly253
2 жыл бұрын
Matts microtech
Tim needs to tell more stories about the dirt he found when working IT
Wigger emt would be a dope show.
damn, rainey has nice legs
Butterly is the mizan
Fugly mind hit me hard
Fuck yeah bois. This my first ep thin i might just fuck around and get the paytch
Juan Hunna'
If Matt came to my house to complain about fireworks and I was with some buds I don’t know if I would be intimidated
Matty McCusks
❤
Sick
The guy Matt referred to around 59:20 is Matt Hancock, the Health Minister for England. Northern Ireland is fucked, but we're not THAT fucked
@nq6508
8 ай бұрын
I like matt hancock simply for the fact that everyone hates him. He is just a dork who was told what to say and do by the British Government. His biggest mistake was taking that high position that ruined his career. Now he is making a fool out of himself by going on television shows. It is hilarious and sad.
Just take an SSRI that'll kill your drive
Matt is jacked
dad meat is dam tasty sausage, ive swallowed many....
lol emt school is 6 months and yes we smash nurse poon
Need my knives
Sun that bird...try it out.....its feels nice im telling you.
Nazareth is GARBAGE! Drive the extra 5 mins to Knight's Rd Jefferson Hospital. They're way cleaner, and staff is much better. Sorry the wife is dealing with panic attacks like that, they're miserable. Don't worry about her passing out. Odds of passing out are near zero, your BP and pulse being so high is nearly impossible to pass out.
Wth is going on here? If I have kids do all my shorts transform into daisy dukes or will I get an uncontrollable urge to wear tidey whities as shorts?🍌❤️✌️
Pi is NOT bullshit 😡😤
Matt might be the GOAT human