I don't care if I'm 65 and come off like an 8 year old. You can't go wrong with fart humor.

@Jen-fr4sd

Жыл бұрын

I once had a boyfriend who in the early part of the relationship was very polite and so was I. Unfortunately I have Irritable bowel syndrome and my intestines are too fart happy,which put a damper on dating. I had tried different products over the counter, etc.. One night my then boyfriend was walking through my house and I had an uncontrollable fart, that was oddly high pitched. Poor guy, he already had PTSD from serving in the Gulf war. He became so startled that he turned around trying to figure out what caused the noise. I was so embarrassed and explained that it was me passing gas. Well, that took care of our politeness!!🤓☺️

@kepcar

Жыл бұрын

I'm 58 and I just cut one

@peachypie8018

Жыл бұрын

Never trust a fart when you're over 40...I'm well over 40 and I think farts are funny except in a lift....

@user-hs7hz1io1e

Жыл бұрын

So true about lifts, made worse if its express to higher floors & almost full to capacity / multiple "tunes".

@kevinschipma4409

Жыл бұрын

your damn right russ!

My grandfather farted all the time. When I was a kid, we were in line at a busy grocery store, he farted very loudly and with a serious face said "you should be ashamed of yourself, doing that in front of all these people"

@lana-kp5jk

2 жыл бұрын

lol omg i can't stop laughing holy shit xd my grandfather doing that all the time and telling other that i did it

@haseena7147

2 жыл бұрын

, 😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😁

@AnkitSingh-es6zu

2 жыл бұрын

He was dominated fartiater

@KSMUJAWAR

2 жыл бұрын

And my also grandmother do same thing But my grandmother is passed away 😴😢

@Xero-th6bh

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!! Grandparents are hilarious 😂

The last one with the dog just staring at him is iconic.

@rogeredwarrddeshon5000

Жыл бұрын

My dear late Aunt owned a Boxer named 'Butch' and this breed is apparently bad for farting. He used to sit under the dining table and was well until the noxious pong. My Aunt would say, "Butch, leave the room" and he'd leave with the amount of tai he had tucked down. I always laughed.

@neumoi3324

Жыл бұрын

I do too. And my mom leaves the room 😂😂😂

@user-hs7hz1io1e

Жыл бұрын

Made me laugh. Now this dog in a lift...

@christophersmith9237

Жыл бұрын

*Guide Dog (disgusted):* Oh, Hell NO!!! You'd better not lay the blame on me for that fart! 😡

@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602

10 ай бұрын

He looks like Alan from the Hangover

1:00 That dog's like, "You motherf^&*er, do you know how sharp my sense of smell is?"

@kanchansharma8550

2 жыл бұрын

Omg!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@constantdvdcollector

3 ай бұрын

Now…why did I hear that in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice???

I don’t care what anyone says this is funny I’m 53 and still laugh like a six-year-old over these!!! 😂😆🤣

@13bgunbunny42

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 56 and I got tears from laughing at the comments :-D

@jennifer1980

4 жыл бұрын

rhpicayune LOL check out my KZread channel, it’s all good ole farts 💨

@13bgunbunny42

4 жыл бұрын

@@jennifer1980 😁👍

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

4 жыл бұрын

38 and I still laugh at farts. The wind in the willows is deadly.

@johngullo9420

4 жыл бұрын

65 and still farting. The original form of social distancing.

Farts. The most effective form of social distancing.

@susanlbk

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Your comment has me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@mickaldclifford3262

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. Cropdusters Unite!

@unknownwolf4046

2 жыл бұрын

@@mickaldclifford3262 I noticed the dog at the end 😂😂😂

@BloodyRoses666

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@brandonstahlecker

Жыл бұрын

😂

My friend cut a fart so loud & so long in Walmart that people came laughing from other isles to see who/what it was. This then caused several employees to come see what was going on. We are still laughing about it to this day...

@beaufighter245

2 жыл бұрын

Walmart, never fails to bring comedy to shopping 🤣

@ryanewing6069

2 жыл бұрын

I did that at Walmart one time as well and the lady at the jewelry counter called security on me for doing that.... apparently she didn't think it was funny lol....my cousin and I couldn't stop laughing

@brandonginsburg3120

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanewing6069 Too bad you didn't reply, "No need to make a big stink about it"

@ryanewing6069

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonginsburg3120 shoot I should have said something like that lol 😂

@ianhill4585

Жыл бұрын

The man in a cafe needing to really let rip, there's music playing,so he thinks ,"when the music's really loud I'll let go",so he did, a real rip roarer. Then he realised the masking music was coming from his head phones ------ and everyone had heard him.........

What’s really funny is when you fart in one room and someone comes in from another room and says “Did you call me?”😂

@TheFieryRider

3 жыл бұрын

You win 😁

@carrie14u2nv

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SillyBarefooter

2 жыл бұрын

That comment is more funnier than the entire video. You got my eyes all watery just from reading that.

@unknownwolf4046

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFieryRider elevator one tell they had fart machine squeezer

@yellowwoodstraveler

2 жыл бұрын

I farted in bed once and my cat came running from the other room, meowing interrogatively😂

You know it's bad when even the dog is looking at you like: "Dude.... Really?"

@rydag11

4 жыл бұрын

Dog’s probably thinking “you better not blame that on me buster”

@marshallmcdowell3369

4 жыл бұрын

That kid just smooth stepped to the left🤣🤣

@joshd.godfroy4761

4 жыл бұрын

The dog!🤣🤣🤣🤣 the long goodbye

@balasmj

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't notice it before.. THANK YOUUU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cultfan5227

3 жыл бұрын

Now THAT'S funny !

I'm 60 and I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts.

@chiefs1992

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@AB-vc7ox

Жыл бұрын

its fun to do that on purpose at restaurants.

@robanderson473

8 ай бұрын

Yer darn tootin'! 😂

@Alex-ft1df

Ай бұрын

Same

I cleared half a classroom with a mexican food fart once in San Diego. We disrupted a serious class for a good while with our uncontrolled laughter. I had my 15 minutes of fame! :D

@Alex-ft1df

4 ай бұрын

Lol, nice, my mom once stunk me and my step-dad out of the room from her smelly bad fart from eating a faheta burrito and so no more of that for her cause it gives her bad gas.

@alphagt62

4 ай бұрын

My 3 year old niece blasted us out of the room! It stank like an old hobo! She laughed, thought it was funny.

@kraziesinner22

16 күн бұрын

I once had deviled eggs before work some years ago. The smell from the fart was so bad they almost called extermination and cleared everyone out of the office. I owned up to my boss but instead of reprimanding me, laughed his ass off for an hour. Wasn’t as embarrassing as I thought it would be.

I'm 62 and even now fart humour still gets me giggling like a kid

The Horn of Jericho...laughing so hard I'm pushing out the long goodbye.

@tylerbuckley7409

6 жыл бұрын

fuffoon its alias is the angel who spoke fart

@jimmymackinnon8474

6 жыл бұрын

Gurpal Singh You’re an embarrassment to God and Jesus.

@emt5330

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed at the long goodbye and the horn of Jericho came out

@davidfreestone5239

6 жыл бұрын

Dont bring religion into this !

@thehorror7135

5 жыл бұрын

as long as it doesn't end up with a Regretful Hello

I'm 66 an still bust a gut hearing different forms of farts. In movies or anywhere.its funny shit 😂😂😂

Confession- I parted with a camp gas cooker (quiet hissing, deep burning sensation) in a supermarket. I knew In a heart beat that the odor was gunna be worse than an outdoor fish processing plant in the height of summer, so...I stared hard at the innocent women next to me, with a look of disgust on my face. The busy isle bought it. If your that lady reading this, my heart felt apology.

I had a new female acquaintance over and we were laughing at our stupid jokes and I let one go. She says "I am so glad you did that" and let's out one of her own. We've been married 11 years now.

@brianbrewer2909

Жыл бұрын

So it was love at first fart? 😅

@ogre2249

11 ай бұрын

To find someone who shares your "Interests" is priceless!!

@ogre2249

11 ай бұрын

She's a keeper!!!

@timothybruneau4173

9 ай бұрын

What a beautiful story :-)

@fixedit8689

9 ай бұрын

My ex wife was young (20). We just purchased a house and it was sparely furnished and everything echoed especially the bathroom with its tiled surfaces. She went potty in the morning while I laid in bed. She thought I was still asleep and she let one rip. I yelled out “I heard that”. She yelled back “oh my god, I’m going to kill you”. She came running back and started play hitting me saying she was so embarrassed and I’m laughing uncontrollably saying all kinds of things like, I went deaf it was so loud. The bowl probably cracked. Shook the whole house. Ah the good old days and the good times of young love. Sadly we needed up apart

The dog's reaction at the end. PRICELESS!! Sounds like a buzzing bee. 😂😂😂

@russs7574

Жыл бұрын

I had an uncle who was probably lactose intolerant (he passed away in the 80's, back when the term wasn't used...it was just "milk doesn't agree with me."), but he loved his ice cream. One day, a couple hours after he had a bowl, he was sitting in his recliner and let out a "silent but deadly." His dog was laying beside the chair, looked up at him, got up and went down the basement. Till the day he passed away, we never let him forget it.

@LFC626

Жыл бұрын

but who farted

@Alex-ft1df

4 ай бұрын

Buzzing bee indeed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😆 xdd with that fart I bet he can fool the real thing into thinking that he's a bee.

@Alex-ft1df

4 ай бұрын

It was the man who farted.

Frequent farts might be cancer?! Oh, man. I've been deceased for years.

@katybrennan8222

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I had colon cancer and I farted like crazy. Almost died of it, sepsis and respiratory failure. No joke!!! I still fart and I'm still fighting cancer, round 2. Funny til cancer happens.

@donny6085

4 жыл бұрын

I get checked every 2 years for colon cancer

@EctoBuzz

4 жыл бұрын

Oh well... Yabba dabba doo!

@daisystanley7103

4 жыл бұрын

fred me too....hahahahahahaha

@jannellecox3202

4 жыл бұрын

You and Barney both huh ? !!

The long goodbye was hilarious. The dog is like 'really?'

@unknownwolf4046

2 жыл бұрын

I seen evaluator ones alot its funny guy does it Jack Vale

Laughed so hard I cried! Great public service announcement! The dog is my hero!

the dog's reaction to the long goodbye lmao

@zagorith14

6 жыл бұрын

Zachary Van Oostenrijk Dog: "Don't you dare blame that on me..."

@hotmama9772

6 жыл бұрын

Zachary Van Oostenrijk lol and the boy slid over real smooth lol

@brettemig4446

6 жыл бұрын

Zachary Van Oostenrijk the rolling tunder sounds more like someone farting in tin can 😂

@themightymeowmeows7349

6 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite!

@TheConorsmithusa

6 жыл бұрын

Zachary Van Oostenrijk Exactly what I was thinking.... priceless 😂

The nuns sitting in the church scene at the beginning brings back fond memories of my childhood. I attended catholic grade school and we were all assembled in the church for first Friday prayers when someone in my row let loose with a massive fart. Sitting on the those wooden benches made the sound kind of rumble then echo. We all lost it and cracking up to no end causing the entire class to be held after school and lectured on the lack of respect shown to God that day. This one clown raised his hand and when allowed to speak he said something about how true an old Chinese proverb was stating that whoever farts in church surely has to sit in own pew. We lost it again and the one nun lifted him out of his chair by his ear. Needless to say we went the entire following week without being allowed recess after lunch. As I sit back many years later and still laugh when thinking about it, it was surely worth the punishments.

@kimberlyv1205

4 жыл бұрын

OMG, I'm sitting here at 11:30 at night, laughing my ass off at this. It know the exact rumble and echo you're talking about! Good times.

@Vikash_Singh93

4 жыл бұрын

I am laughing so hard at this! whoever you are sir you've had nice school days.

@emedel5772

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the best fart I never did in church. I too went to catholic school in elementary and we were assigned one of those flimsy school supplies colored cardboard folders with the tangs in the middle. We put all the printed sheets with the song lyrics inside them and during mass we had to have them open and sing along. As I sat there with my folder open on my lap, the flimsy cardboard cover was stuck curved against the wooden pew seat...and then it slid open all the way skipping against the wooden seat. It made the sound of cardboard skipping across a wooden bench. To everyone else around me it sounded like a very loud fart. Everyone giggled and laughed as they turned to look at me. I couldn't help but laugh too because it was the loudest fart in church I've never done. Its like those leather chair farts I also get credit for :)

@michaelgaynor6866

4 жыл бұрын

I was knelt next to a lady waiting on Communion, as Father gave her wafer,she held on to railing and went to stand up she let out this horrendous fart.

@flipflop7720

4 жыл бұрын

I've got tears running down me face at this comment, I can see it happening , thank you that's cheered me up no end 😂😂😂

I was in tears. She started to give them names. I’m still wiping the tears. Even the dog outed his owner. ROTFLMBO

The funniest fart I ever heard was my neighbors father setting at the table while eating. It started out as this high pitch just like the cartoon sound of a bomb dropping followed perfectly by the big loud one. We laughed so hard. The most amazing sounding fart ever.

A friend played the tuba in the army. One night laying on his on his bunk he put it to his arse, farted and produced a beautiful note and had his mates rolling about. He left the army 2 weeks later. When they told his successor who took over his tuba he washed it out with antiseptic..

@Alex-ft1df

Ай бұрын

Bet it went plarrrrrp when he farted in it didn't it.

@Alex-ft1df

Ай бұрын

Ah, musical instruments are the only thing that you can play not just with your mouth but also your behind too. 😂😂😂😂😂 😆 🤣 xdd.

When I was diagnosed with Colon Cancer I said to myself- ," I always knew some asshole would kill me.. Just didn't think it'd be my own..." :)

The dog's reaction to *The Long Goodbye* made me laugh hard enough to cry. :'-D

@hildeschmid8400

Жыл бұрын

I almost wet my pants😂😂

I've had one before I call the Atomic Holocaust. Was in Babies R Us with my wife, I let it out, I could smell it was BAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD! So I grabbed her hand and led her like 3 aisles away. Then I hear some poor soul catch the blame for my fart. It was magic I tell you. Pure magic.

The Elderly Black man reaction in elevator is priceless!

@thegoat5587

3 жыл бұрын

His eyes 🤣

@maxtechtech7478

3 жыл бұрын

He was like ohh darn no foo

@markholub5219

3 жыл бұрын

The doctor-patient looking each other lol

@raparthisaisubramanyam1386

2 жыл бұрын

As if he heard it for the first time in his life 😂

My dad let out a big one at a family gathering. Everyone was looking at him, but he knew how to make the best of an awkward moment by painfully saying, “Ouch!”😆

@cathylarkins9949

Жыл бұрын

Giggles

@mohansoren2085

Жыл бұрын

Elder people always fart harder😆😆

@marcschmidt7846

Жыл бұрын

Was it Mianus or Uranus?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@linato1855

Жыл бұрын

I let go of one in a store and it turned out a very quiet one. I couldn’t breathe…. I moved away even though no one was there but, it kept on following me around! My hubby caught up with me, took a breath and asked “what the hell?” I have since learned to look innocent. 🤭 😷

@keiarahjohnston9887

Жыл бұрын

😂...that just struck me so funny.. Can't stop thinking about it and I'm still laughing.

My grandmother had this unfortunate habit of having a sneezing fit, which was only interrupted by my mother saying to us, "Wait for it.." Sure enough, after sneezing 3 or 4 times, Nanna would always finish with (what I can now call) "The Spanish Wind".

I'd rather fart and bear the shame, then hold the fart and bear the pain. Our favorite childhood nursery rhyme.

He forgot "Silent but Deadly".

@YassinAbbadi

6 жыл бұрын

:'''''''D

@suiteypies

5 жыл бұрын

rofl!!!!!

@Berchol

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Blackwell The Ninja lol

@YoshiIsCool1

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha OOOMMMGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

5 жыл бұрын

you'd have to enable closed captioning for that.

An old man goes to the doctor in a very distressed state: OM: Doctor, everywhere I go, I have silent gas. Constantly. At the store, at church, on the bus, at the movies. All the time I have this silent gas. Dr: We will look into your silent gas problem. But first, we NEED to check your hearing.

@territn8871

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 🤣😄😂🤣😄😂🤣😄😂

I'm 70 and I still laugh. Remember Peter Sellers in the lift and Leslie Nielsen with his machine.

48 and still giggled like a 5 yr old 😂 I gave my son an outhouse farting Santa for Xmas one year. We died laughing 😃

When I was a young man my family had a chihuahua that adored my dad and would always sit on his lap stretched out and peaceful while my dad watched the news. But that little dog would fart so loud my mom would tell my dad to quit blaming the poor dog. One night after a particularly loud explosion which my dad again pointed to the dog my mom.said the dog would have exploded if he had done it. The hilarious thing was is that it really was the dog who never woke up but would grin!

It's been five minutes after this video ended, and I'm still laughing. I'm never growing up.

@JohnJ469

9 ай бұрын

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

"How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?" "I think you've had about enough!"

Also just note that farting often can be an issue with diet, stress, medication or other issues. Not necessarily cancer. If concerned, speak to your doctor

@kenwilliams8067

3 жыл бұрын

yes speak with your doctor, by all means... ask him/ her to pull your finger...

That dog was looking at the guy like "What in the world are you doing.? Don't you dare blame it on the dog!" LOL I laughed so hard at all of them, I cried.

Frequent farts are a sign I had cabbage earlier.

@loddude5706

6 жыл бұрын

Sultanas for me, totally Herb Alpert . . .

@joebrown3613

6 жыл бұрын

TheMighty Chabunga OR PICKLED EGGS AND BEER, chili and beer,,ham and beans,...

@donaldhicks3359

6 жыл бұрын

Joe Brown - Dang Joe you could be dangerous around an open flame .

@crazyfroggie6546

5 жыл бұрын

Brussels Sprouts make you fart something awful...

@greenhat8978

5 жыл бұрын

Friend: I'd like to clear the air Me: don't look at me I haven't had a raw vegetable in weeks

Oh ma gaw! I'm like the only person in my house that still can't control laughter over farts! I'm 31 & I just about choked laughing at this! Yaaaas!

@rebelyell2741

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@taraelizabethdensley9475

Жыл бұрын

I'm 44 and had tears running down my face i laughed so much

A colon cancer PSA was the last thing I was expecting! No matter how old I get, fart jokes are hilarious! 🤣🤣

I was in the checkout line at a grocery store years ago. The guy in front of me was obviously a 'goof'. He was farting up a storm without a care in the world. Everybody was absolutely mortified by it. I was turning beat red trying not to bust up laughing, I thought it was so funny.

@ladyrachel13

5 жыл бұрын

Lol Can you imagine not even caring what people thought?

@rhpicayune

4 жыл бұрын

I would’ve been in tears laughing so hard🤣😂🤣😆

@popscyclep8084

3 жыл бұрын

Prob why you can’t spell or put a sentence together in grammatical sequence

@scruffypupper

3 жыл бұрын

@@popscyclep8084 You sound really uptight. Relax, just let all that hot air flow out of you. Fast and furious or slow and stinky, your choice.

@pauljordan4452

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladyrachel13 We're better off not caring what people think.

I'm 57 and have exhibited those symptoms since I was born.

@dennissalamone5794

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

@bluelady4183

6 жыл бұрын

Dean Evangelista pmsl😂😂😂😂😂😂💨💨💨💨

@celtisafricana4984

6 жыл бұрын

Ditto! Over the years I've been labelled "superhuman", a "war criminal", "alien"... even "gifted" 😂😂😂

@aaronlee762

6 жыл бұрын

Then you've been surviving cancer for 57 years, sir.

@bruno640

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Lee: And indeed he has, but I can beat his-luck, at 66 years. I know what y' mean, though. I just take it a bit lighter than some. And before anyone says: "You just don't understand!"? Believe me, I do: My Sister lost her fight with the cancer, when she was the same age as myself, now. It runs in my family. We all gotta die some day, just try NOT to make it from something stupidly-preventable, if possible at all...?

When all hope seems lost and darkness holds dominion, there's nothing like a little fart humor to slay the dragons :)

@constantdvdcollector

2 жыл бұрын

Meddle not in the affairs of the Dragons For we are crunchy and good with ketchup

The long goodbye killed me lmao 🤣

Farts were created as a defense mechanism in case someone was trying to attack you from behind

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat.

@Alex-ft1df

Ай бұрын

Yep, and sometimes they stink.

I'm apparently an immature adult of 65 years, but that is hilarious! I do, and always have, found farts hilarious. What gets me is the people who act like they don't fart. My pop always said, well boy, I'd rather fart and bear the shame than hold it and bear the pain. Wise man!

@tradde11

6 ай бұрын

My Dad always said "Better out than in".

@hwytravler1962

3 ай бұрын

You need to check girl farts on blind date

@leonardlloyd1089

3 ай бұрын

@@hwytravler1962 thanks, I will!

0:58 dogs looking at him like "dude wtf?!"

I'm almost 40 and still laughed out loud through the whole thing!!

Brilliant thank you so much for making me laugh as two members of my family are currently fighting cancer leukemia and prostate respectively. Let’s keep fighting cancer together and beat it.

I couldn't help myself!! Tears of laughter just kept coming!!!!😁😁😁

We all need a good ol belly laff,its necessary! Best laff on you tube .Bingo xxx

If frequent farts are cancer, I'm walking Chernobyl then.

Early 80s me and my cousin was at a major disco ..the line for the bar was insane as always so he farted music was too loud to hear it but the smell drove everyone away and we got our drink in less then 2 min lmao

@brandonginsburg3120

Жыл бұрын

Studio Fifty-Fart.

@sarawhite4498

10 ай бұрын

The best is accidently farting during a pause in the song.

The dogs reaction is priceless!!!!

I knew what was coming. I put my coffee down and stepped away. No coffee shooting out of my nose this time, lol. I think my laughter woke the neighbors, though, so I've got that going for me.

the long goodbye made my cat meow saddly

Has anyone ever been in a situation where the Cover-Up turned into the Long Goodbye?

@DWojo

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂 🤣

@lucasblanton5203

3 жыл бұрын

Ask Peter Griffin

@pyratewolf3689

3 жыл бұрын

Multiple times

@XXLSSBBW

3 жыл бұрын

At this one job I was at all us employs where ready to leave. There was about 8 of us. We where standing at the doors when I let out this one fart. No one heard it, but someone smelt it. 'Why does it suddenly smell like hamburgers?' We get outside. 'Now it doesn't smell like hamburgers. I'm in the mood for a hamburger.' If I told her it was my fart she would of gone vegan.

I just love this!! 😊 Farts are the funniest things on the entire planet! Just hilarious 😮...love them!!!!!😂😂😂

That should be use as a US public service announcement, funny but informative also.

The Long Goodbye had that Doppler Effect!

the loooooonnggggggu goodbye 😂😂😂😉. this one happens to me when I think it's a tiny short one.. it lasts forever till everyone knows where it's coming from. 😂😂😎

@TinkerSparkle

6 жыл бұрын

hellen mubita LMAO!!!!

@YoshiIsCool1

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@YoshiIsCool1

5 жыл бұрын

Hello Hellen

@grobanite4ever85

5 жыл бұрын

hellen mubita LMAO 😂

@YoshiIsCool1

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

I keep this video on my watch later. And it *never* gets old lol.

The reaction by the dog is priceless 😂😂😂

@gabrieljohnson6309

7 ай бұрын

Dog looked at him like dude what the fuck did you eat

We've all done the cover-up. Don't even try to deny it. 😁

@seyelintbawb420

3 жыл бұрын

Fast forward 2+ years and we've gone from coughing to cover up a fart to farting to cover up a cough.

@f.d.6667

3 жыл бұрын

Practiced it today by slamming the dishwasher shut. Amazed how good it worked (well, there is a whole theory about "acoustical masking")...

@taraelizabethdensley9475

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

Proof that God has a sense of humor. I bet He's cracking up whenever someone gets angry over a fart.

The rolling thunder is one that just sounds angry 😂😂😂

Aaah yes, the ever lovely triple flutter blaster at the end,.....my favorite.

Farts are proof that God has a sense of humour.

The long goodbye is also the buzzing bee lol

@aryastark634

5 жыл бұрын

Air on a G string!!!

The horn of Jericho and the Spanish wind were just AMAZING.lMAO 0:42 0:34

Think the Wife did all of these at once, Heard a low case "Boom" for the other Side of the House, and then the Cats Running for their Lives to My Side of the House.

I laughed so hard my eyes were watering anybody else?

I had my window open at 3AM, and woke up my neighbors by laughing at the long goodbye

@beccas58

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel O'Brien thanks for the laugh!

@patriciad2382

6 жыл бұрын

My kinda guy! Watching fart videos at 3am 😂. Me too!

@syamc9086

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel O'Brien Yup. Same here. What a funny coincidence!!!

@lv4043

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel O'Brien i

@alexisbrand3734

6 жыл бұрын

nbkcq28 she was a nun but I agree

The dog's face when it's owner farted 😆🤣😂😹

I lost it at 0:51 when the woman in the middle had a shocked look.😂

@0:55 That doggos reaction, XD

And they say ladies don’t fart... I was working with another nurse on my unit when she let one out, then slowly she turned around and looked at me to see if I heard it. 🤣😂😆

"Hey, hey, hey, it's time for a few fart jokes" - George Carlin

As a child me and my best mate used to categorise farts very simply - Tight, high-pitched ones were called freeps, and deep loose ones we called bromptons. And the odour was either eggy or beanie. Four decades on and I still produce many a good eggy brompton or a beanie freep.

@NorthernMouse52

7 ай бұрын

And just like that l dropped a eggy freep 🥚💨 😇 👍 🐁

@YelpBullhorn

7 ай бұрын

@@NorthernMouse52 ..... be careful, eggy freeps are dangerous.

Lost it at 'The Long Goodbye '😂😂😂😂😂

@markw3598

5 жыл бұрын

Love the dog.

@ 1:08 that dog is SO funny ....

@a.sweetpeac.2281

6 жыл бұрын

The dog is hilarious! Just thinking about how he kept looking up, LOL!!!

@potheadmike8510

5 жыл бұрын

The timing is priceless! The unwavering stare! The dog was like, are you gonna say something or should I?

Farts could mean colon cancer? Uh huh well then I've had lots of cancer since I was born

The rolling thunder and the long goodbye killed me 😂😂😂

A friend of mine told me he was talking to his wife and made a huge mistake. He told her that he'd never heard her fart. Later he said that now every morning she sounds like a bear trying to tear up a couch cushion.

The dog's reaction is the best 😂😂 I watch this every time I am feeling upset 😂😂😂

The Spanish wind can definitely clear a room. 😂

Hillarious. The world's oldest, and still funniest jioke.

Even his dog knew who it was

two years later and it still makes me 😂

I am 64 and I think I peed myself and people's comments are even funnier. I get in trouble alllllllll the time when I laugh at my own farts. Nobody blames the dog anymore because it's always me🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love the look of disgust on guide dog at the end. _"You do realise that for that, I'm going to lead you into the road when the bus comes?"_ 8-))...

Absolutely HILARIOUS! Why isn't this PSA shown around the world!?

you know those people in that ad never got paid they just sent them home with gas money

"The horn of Jericho" 🤣

The cover-up is my favorite. Cause it’s the most relatable.