every other channel: "don't do this at home we are trained professionals" Joerg: " *Safety is non-existent* "

@Ginkoman2

4 жыл бұрын

Thats wrong. didnt you see his safety t-shirt? More protection is not possible

@ToxicSkull0

4 жыл бұрын

“Let me show you it’s features!”

@hookedblades6471

4 жыл бұрын

His booming laugh and tremendous power are all the protection he needs.

@Nezha_Main

4 жыл бұрын

His weapons and dangerous features are the safety, after all offense is the best defense!

@lutterlaimin2759

4 жыл бұрын

He don't wear safety at all. Haha

"I'm a fairly strong guy in my 50s, if I can do it anyone can do it" *has forearms as thick as tree trunks*

@colinling6712

4 жыл бұрын

He's right though it's not that hard

@deshaunfields4495

3 жыл бұрын

True if ur cutting it side ways ..your supposed to cut it at a angel

@colinling6712

3 жыл бұрын

@@deshaunfields4495 thats actually the easiest cut to do its much easier to keep edge alignment on angled cuts. Its the first cut you learn

@thestonethatgodcant

3 жыл бұрын

you gotta admire his modesty but he has to realize he could kill most humans by hugging them really hard for a while

@joecrail7596

3 жыл бұрын

It has nothing to do whatsoever with forearm or bicep strength it's all in the wrist I mean for Pete's sake have you ever seen a samurai look like some beefed-up bodybuilder NO they're skinny as shit or about average build let me guess you're probably one of those guys who think that the technique is just the Smash down like you're chopping wood right you'd be incorrect I mean if you're using a broadsword or any kind of straight bladed sword yeah usually those are designed for crashing and smashing but there's a reason why a katana has a curved blade it's designed for cutting not smashing and the technique for a perfect clean-cut is.. as you come down on your target you flick/snap your wrist also most katanas back then were so sharp you could drop a cloth over the blade and just the weight of the cloth would cut it so it wouldn't take much to take off limbs or heads this is why I consider the katana the most Superior bladed weapon ever created you wouldn't want to face the Samurai with one of those

Somewhere, a swordsmanship instructor sheds two tears. One for the lack of proper technique in cutting the tatami mat, and one for his potential because he actually cut the mat on the first try.

@AngryGeekling

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought his self-deprecating remark about being weak was funny. Like, this dude could pick my almost 200 lb up with one hand I bet. He’s a big boy.

@heresy8383

3 жыл бұрын

Is it really that hard, seems like it isnt.

@Caseyuptobat

3 жыл бұрын

@@blindeyegaming8032 Go through? Certainly. Not necessarily cleanly or at a flat angle though. Also these tests are meant to be done on wet tatami, not dry.

@firehydrusgaming

3 жыл бұрын

ya he is litterly using it like a baseball bat lol

@michaelo5665

3 жыл бұрын

@@Caseyuptobat he did soak them. Did you watch the video?

“If I can do it, anybody can do it.” Joerg it seems that you have forgotten that you’re build like a fridge.

@joshuamcdowell1460

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who is also built like a fridge, I took him at his word when he said that.

@bendover9813

2 жыл бұрын

Big guys usually forget how big we are lol, it just be like that. For about 90% of the time, I don’t even realize how much I actually have to look down to speak to people.

@asmolbean9300

2 жыл бұрын

This is my new favourite descriptor

@chrismoore3295

2 жыл бұрын

@@bendover9813 I have resting bitch face and am built like a fridge so it kinda isnt great if you wanna make friends

@spongederp160

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismoore3295 Yep. Here, here. 6'1 built like a fridge, have dead look on my face most the time.

This man needs to be an immortal NPC blacksmith in skyrim with the most powerful weapons lol

@tStevester83

5 жыл бұрын

Ive got this brand new dragonbone longsword with 30% fire damage. LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

@jbertucci

4 жыл бұрын

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but... now I'm on my fifties"

@masqu135

4 жыл бұрын

“Eorlund Gray-Mane? Never heard of him.”

@1BlessEdYou

4 жыл бұрын

Dialogue Tree: 1. Okay. Let me show you its features. 2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@Juanirva

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe on the elder scrolls 6

*Teleports behind you with an ork Sword* "Let me show you its F E A T U R E S"

@Kyle-uc9vu

4 жыл бұрын

“Nothing personal, kid.” In German

@yasyasmarangoz3577

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle-uc9vu Nimm es nicht persönlich.

@hibi4091

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@rekingskrubs3130

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg

@FakeStrangepie

4 жыл бұрын

@@anom7715 It's a meme about an anime cliche (and the overly angsty and edgy teens it's made for). Instead of just winning a fight the normal way, someone who's supposed to be "cool" and scary will humiliate the opponent by moving faster than they can see (effectively teleporting) and landing the knockout/killing blow before they can move. The cliche then spawned a meme that's used to mock those angsty power fantasies where the author's avatar (originally Coldsteel the Hedgehog, a parody of edgy Sonic fan creations) teleports behind someone and says "nothing personnel kid" (the misspelling is intentional), presumably before killing them.

Imagine being his wife chillin watching tv or whatever and periodically just hearing “SSSHHHHAAAAA” throughout the day😂

@asdfyxcv1100

3 жыл бұрын

followed by HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@hurktang

3 жыл бұрын

Honey, what happened in the bath tub ?

@shinobi-no-bueno

3 жыл бұрын

i DEED eet!

@gotyoubitch1628

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like perfect couple life 🤔

@archiefromuno

3 жыл бұрын

I would fear that my husband is going to seriously injure himself by not using proper safety equipment

"Let's put on a safety gear, which is non-existent. This is the slingshot channel." Gotta love Joerg!

@mummeliini123

2 жыл бұрын

He remembered the safety squint

Guys the orc sword didn't cut it because he said "hi-yah" instead of "schaa".

@liberator101

5 жыл бұрын

It would have destroyed it if he said WAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!

@NotTheFBI_OFFICIAL

5 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@boortek4082

5 жыл бұрын

shchaalakazam

@potatofy8625

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@TranquillShot

5 жыл бұрын

@@liberator101 Wrong universe... Or maybe not

This is what happens when a strength build uses a dex weapon.

@KingHalbatorix

4 жыл бұрын

I get the joke but in real life katanas are definitely STR and not DEX weapons, they are _very_ thick and heavy compared to european swords. A normal katana is usually equivalent to a hefty broadsword, that's why they chop so well.

@NaTatkaTiGust

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingHalbatorix 1.2kg is heavy?

@KingHalbatorix

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaTatkaTiGust his was a lightweight example, being a modern reproduction with quality steel. Japanese steel up until the dutch began trading at deijima was low-quality compared to the rest of the world's. the multi fold forging technique was developed to get useable quality metal out of their iron ore, if they didn't put so much work into refining their billets it wouldn't even be possible to make a sword at all. Period accurate katanas are closer to 5kg, which _is_ heavy for a sword. The absolute heaviest swords known to have actually been used in combat were claymores, at only around 8-10kg. Edit: to be clear, the lower quality steel made thicker and heavier blades necessary for strength. This also lent quite a bit to their cutting ability (obviously) but meant that they were never exactly nimble.

@NaTatkaTiGust

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingHalbatorix I couldn't find a single source to back your claim up, there is no way a katana back in the day would weigh 5kg, unless it's a nodachi.

@interloper6874

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaTatkaTiGust yeah katanas are known to be light for a reason. And a period accurate claymore would probably weigh around 15-20 lbs

"This should be like a human arm!" "HAHA I CUT THROUGH IT!! Anyone can do this!"

His laugh sounds exactly like when the anime protagonist meets the guy who is way stronger than him that he wishes to be like some day.

@turbotegs2102

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like the moment they meet?

@albussd

3 жыл бұрын

@@turbotegs2102 Hahaha. He probably meant that Joerg sounds like the stronger guy

@sovitaseng5519

3 жыл бұрын

All might laugh to deku lol

@killingfields6599

3 жыл бұрын

Thorkell in vinland saga lol

@GodMajik

3 жыл бұрын

@@killingfields6599 *grabs face in hello*

In this video: Joerg flexes on us with his hot tub and fancy wine bottles

@Redfley

4 жыл бұрын

What can he say he’s pimp

@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj

4 жыл бұрын

@@Redfley pimp simp

@samuelmyrup3733

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking

@Bashman20

4 жыл бұрын

let me show you its features!

@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bashman20 how about a little more!

The German Orc The most feared sound in Mordor: *ahahahahaha*

@noahpowell9997

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s let me show you it’s features

@user-go8zl4hs3d

4 жыл бұрын

Sha!

@bloobmaster739

4 жыл бұрын

What about Warhammer 40k orks?

@leemurweeks

4 жыл бұрын

@@bloobmaster739 Showin Da Features Clan?

@FirstLast-bs8gr

4 жыл бұрын

❤

Myth 2 was a fail due to thickness of your crude sword on its trailing edge. It caused friction and dragged entire stuff with it before completing the cut even though you had enough power to cut clean with it.

@samuelshuck1559

Жыл бұрын

I agree, had he honed the edge and polished the blade it definitely would've cut clean through.

@suicidaleuphoria7012

Жыл бұрын

Not only that, he cut the bamboo roll with the halfway point of the Orc blade. If he had cut the mat with the first six inches of the blade, he would have had twice the velocity of leverage. Plus, swordsmen always cut those mats with a downward angle of 45 degrees, and not a horizontal stroke. The Orc sword almost made it.

His charisma makes me feel at home for some reason. Glad he's making videos.

"I am a fairly strong guy in my 50s"---- a living breathing sherman tank

@GC032

7 жыл бұрын

If he were a Sherman tank, he wouldn't last long

@FPS.Games.Archiv

7 жыл бұрын

3:22 "its super easy" hahaha love it!!!! great!!!!

@tonylvlog4463

7 жыл бұрын

He is a viking...

@rogerk2049

7 жыл бұрын

wrthurman Not a Sherman but unt Tiger 🐯

@aaronstorey9712

7 жыл бұрын

wrthurman no he is the panzer Joerg

"I'm a fairly strong guy" says the man with arms the size of a bear

@fablesguykol3025

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's really just uh....well a pretty large wall of muscle.

@johnbob2698

5 жыл бұрын

@asdfbry You should see his workout Videos m8. God save the guy who decides to break into this madmans house...

@dede9806

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Eddy I'm no expert but fat and muscles are not the same. Muscles are attached to bones, serves as motors and are fibrous. While fat serves as protection from temperature, nutriment reserve and it slows you down.

@SuperPITSteelers

5 жыл бұрын

@@dede9806 while that is true, it's clear he has a fair amount of muscle mass. If he were even 50-60% fat over muscle, he would be considerably more flabby. While I'm not saying he doesn't have quite a bit of fat, but I am saying that he is likely rather muscular too

@dede9806

5 жыл бұрын

PITSteelers I agree. I'm in shape but i weight about 150lb I'm sure this guy is in better shape than me and i wouldn't mess with him. He looks like a nice guy though. :)

Joerg *proceeds to hit a 4lbs 2mm thick blade with a 8mm 40 wide solid piece of steel sharpened with a angle grinder* Katana "bends" Joerg " :O "

@BenjaminGoose

3 жыл бұрын

"An" is used when "a" would precede a vowel sound. Hope it helps. :)

@Axomio123

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenjaminGoose It does, thanks from me and all my non native English talking fellow's

You'd normally slash diagonally, making the cut much easier, because the mat cannot bend and move as much and is less likely to absorb your blow before you can cut all the way through it. So good job getting it done horizontally.

Joerg inhales 1 pound of steel dust, coughs out 2 lbs of nails.

@olibear1966

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@uttermostvids631

3 жыл бұрын

Wait

@MrArtVein

3 жыл бұрын

🏆🏆🏆

@FrankieAmadeian.

3 жыл бұрын

And sneezes shrapnel.

@alexander15551

3 жыл бұрын

Carbon steel

Japanese bamboo mats soaking in a jacuzzi bath held with wine to be cut with a katana by a German guy

@johnmadore7278

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to 2019

@petermcintyre2098

5 жыл бұрын

Truly what KZread should be about.

@barreloffun10

5 жыл бұрын

Cosmopolitan.

@AZTigerMMA

5 жыл бұрын

.... who just made his own ork sword ... haha 😂 love it

@VeganSanatani

5 жыл бұрын

Is this not a channel of diverse culture...aka tlc of weapon lovers..

What a wholesome ass man. This is like seeing an amazing tree show us its collection of mushrooms. Hes a natural wholesome character. Witness rarity. Bless this mans path damnit. End compliment 👍

I love everybody in their "fifties" who can play joyfully like a little boy!

@Nehauon

2 жыл бұрын

All men were boys and stay boys

Someone needs to make a Skyrim mod with that "SHAAA" for the combat sounds

@Martin_xd69

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe a dragon shout

@j.j._

5 жыл бұрын

Rather be able to give my character his awesome laugh!

@bRUhlomeS

5 жыл бұрын

Nooo, it is a part of real Fus Ro Shaaa

@xanderwusky3001

5 жыл бұрын

Yes! We need this now. Ill play the shit out of that

@Krezmick

5 жыл бұрын

I'm on it.

Light hearted comedy, belly laughs and brutal limb severing violence. I *love* this channel.

@impish492

7 жыл бұрын

FionnMarr Every thing you want and need after a long day of school/work, naturally.

@jacobnorman5420

7 жыл бұрын

couldnt have said it better my self

@lucasart328

7 жыл бұрын

yup sub strait away

@andriarifin840

7 жыл бұрын

ikr?this guy is living our dream,he live in the woods far away from peoples,have awesome tools and do stupid shits as a living

@andrewhansen4397

7 жыл бұрын

FionnMarr I

Jorg always makes me smile! Pure boyish enthusiasm, excellent technical knowledge simplified for the rest of us ❤

I’d assume the rule (myth) that only experienced swordsmen could cut mats is a leftover, historic guideline turned dogma, from when the tatami mats where still prisoners’ arms. You don’t want someone hesitating and fumbling when you use prisoners. Just imagine that experience (for the prisoner, the swordsman and the onlookers), and the need to have a rule calling for swordsmanship makes instant sense.

@hariman7727

9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it was prisoner corpses, not live prisoners... Most of the time.

This is the German equivalent of Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy.

@rou-d

5 жыл бұрын

Dude he is 😂

@Marci_Wesker

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lordfabulous6198

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same

@junkiebrown62

5 жыл бұрын

Bro, i was just about to point that out too.

@justicartiberius8782

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he might look like a Drax but he is pretty intelligent... unlike Drax.

So what planets have you visited with that bathtub of yours?

@Mattropolis97

7 жыл бұрын

noah997 best comment 😂

@sharkpeto5555

7 жыл бұрын

noah997 you won the comment section

@Josh-rf4bm

7 жыл бұрын

noah997 lmfaoooo

@xbox_cheeto5338

7 жыл бұрын

it looks like most modern gaming setups, plus it was RGB

@Q_Tura

7 жыл бұрын

😂👌

This was oddly more accurate than a lot of katana myth busting videos XD. Well done

Me: I am really worried for this guy's life. He is my favorite youtuber after all. Me after realising that this is Jeorg Sprave: Nah he is fine.

"This is where the angle grinder sharpened all that steel. The rest I probably inhaled *evil Teutonic laugh* " This right here is why I love this channel.

@Origami84

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't inhali it, though - he was protected by his safety t-shirt.

"The other half I probably inhaled. (Laughs heartily)" I like this guy.

@Thepool2go

5 жыл бұрын

KV Jackal that’s so funny I was scrolling through the comments, put it back on full-screen and saw him say that and laughed out loud, thought the same thing. Clicked out of full screen and your comment was there 😂 2 videos in and I think I’m going to sub.

@uctuyenle4649

5 жыл бұрын

@@Thepool2go I have the same experience

@przemekmajewski1

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely: YES

@sommmathechamp5801

5 жыл бұрын

The sheer jolly-ness of this lad

@user-dd9qq1ru7s

5 жыл бұрын

Dude i read your comment as he said that this guy has the best comment section

I feel a lot of pain in my heart when I see how katana hits this ork thing

@Garchomp808

3 жыл бұрын

If only he used haki...

How you gonna have old dried up mata relaxing in a whirl pool with red wine, living a more luxurious life than me?

i thought he was doing a funny voice as his intro, but then he didn't stop

@RealP3A

7 жыл бұрын

same xD

@nibba9197

7 жыл бұрын

You get used to it

@pranaynair8611

7 жыл бұрын

he sounds like Reinhardt and I love it!

@navieats3955

7 жыл бұрын

i thought the same then i thought he must be half chinese

@HeyyFlux

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Tracy haha same

"In Samurai Times they hacked off the arms of criminals etc" - Proceeds to chuckle

@themonarchserupt4051

3 жыл бұрын

ive got an old children book about samurai, theres a drawn picture of a katana being tested on a guy sentenced to death where the katana is used to chop him in half mid body

@theortheo2401

3 жыл бұрын

@@themonarchserupt4051 Even the japanese made up weeb BS. Incredible

@titaniumtemplar3560

3 жыл бұрын

We no longer hack criminals to death. We also no longer have anything to laugh about.

@CassiusGreen

3 жыл бұрын

They probably did, just didn't use katanas but literally anything else.

@eisenkrahe7125

3 жыл бұрын

@@theortheo2401 Well he said it was being test on his mid body not that it actually cut him in half lol

To everyone complaining about the loud noise in the video, you should know that if you're in a shop with someone, you need ear protection. Put in your earplugs before Jorge starts the grinder!

Thanks for the heads up on the katana gate keeping. So much katana gate keepers saying an untrained katana swordsmen can't use it as if its a game and you will self destruct upon touching the sword.

Japanese: "Only years of extensive training, combined with daily meditation and enourmous mental strength will enable you to get this done." German: "Hold my Bier."

@Momo_Kawashima

4 жыл бұрын

You have to count that he's the human version of a Sherman tank, he could cut through a rolled and soaked wet tatami with butter knife

@mauriciogabrielalves771

4 жыл бұрын

Thats all about the.ancient tradicions of going along with long hard trainning before being wordy of welling a katana.. The reality i did the tatami clean cut first try when i was 5yr old.. I say is mostly wriste sweep but i guess brute force worked fine for him Hahaha

@Unknown-pq7kf

4 жыл бұрын

A small problem is that you’re not make to keep the tatami stable with a rod holding it up, its meant to be simply placed on a platform

@DeuPKay

4 жыл бұрын

@@Momo_Kawashima Why is everyone using an American tank that broke down all the time to describe this German engineer lol. Why not Panzer or Tiger....

@Momo_Kawashima

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeuPKay actually the only problem of the Sherman was that an 88mm blew it up easily, but for everything else it was quite a good tank, and panzers weren't quite good tanks, the only tanks capable of destroy a Sherman were heavy tanks, and their engine used to self-destroy after a bunch of meters

Ancient Japanese legend says "Let me show you its features" and "hahahahahaha" are the last thing a katana hears

@tobitron

3 жыл бұрын

Funny comment. :)

And on this episode of, Weapon busters, we watch a "fairly strong" german man water board a yoga mat

This was so entertaining to watch, the laugh was addictive hahaha! Please keep making videos!

Screw the sword, give me that bathtub!

@tbrot249

8 жыл бұрын

:D

@WardNightstone

8 жыл бұрын

i know right

@joshnickerson9661

8 жыл бұрын

Yup

@definemercury3338

8 жыл бұрын

same

@keithhawkins653

8 жыл бұрын

👍

"Now let's put on the safety-gear, which is non-existent, this is the slingshot channel" This could have been the most sad last words ever

@mysteriousstranger9920

5 жыл бұрын

Well at least he wasn't wearing long sleeves and/or gloves when operating that grinder, but still like the old saying goes "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye......." Always wear proper PPE, these features of safety are there for a reason.

@mysteriousstranger9920

5 жыл бұрын

@@andrezweerus5451 as much as I have respect for the German generalship, this is a workshop not a war zone.

@AViewCado69420

5 жыл бұрын

@@mysteriousstranger9920 man's got glasses 😂

@mysteriousstranger9920

5 жыл бұрын

@@AViewCado69420 yes he has on his glasses, but not safety glasses....... I do blacksmithing as a hobby and construction as a job.

@andrezweerus5451

5 жыл бұрын

@@mysteriousstranger9920 with this guy thats the same thing :p

I feel bad for whoever made that sword Put so much effort into making a functional, durable weapon, only for Joerg to completely obliterate with a metal bar (It was, however, completely worth it for everyone else)

@unit0033

2 жыл бұрын

all weapons can be obliterated by others....

@copperflame5070

2 жыл бұрын

@@unit0033 Never said you couldn't break it with a smaller weapon, I just feel bad for how *particularly* brutal it was :P Usually when you've got a nice sword like that, you'd treat it well, rather than destructively testing it. In this case however, the sword just so happened to be sold to Joerg rather than a collector.

@BRBMrSoul

2 жыл бұрын

You can buy mass produced ones fairly cheap now, I highly doubt that sword was hand forged or even if blade was, it was quickly so and assembled sep in a factory Unless ordering direct from some guy in Osaka and he’s forging thing directly for your dimensions from scratch, meh, swords meant to be used, even in feudal Japan, broke all the time in battle.

@vag2245

2 жыл бұрын

​@eedd sdsd its supposed to be kinda flexable but not bend its a fake

@thenorthstarsamurai

Жыл бұрын

@eedd sdsd Also by the fact it was not made with tamahagane which makes it already classified not as a katana as today katana is seen as an art form rather than making a weapon so it is required for the specific steel to be used rather than other materials or it is not a katana.

When I saw that tub, I was thinking to myself, “damn I need some money!”😂

"The other half I probably inhaled." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this guy

@runebeunckens6151

5 жыл бұрын

Carl Lazarraga when exactly did he say that? Must have missed it

@kalecrimson4133

5 жыл бұрын

@@runebeunckens6151 5:41

@runebeunckens6151

5 жыл бұрын

@Greatest artist who ever lived uhm hes just quoting the video? or what do you mean lol.

@graysonguinn1943

5 жыл бұрын

Greatest artist who ever lived English isn’t his first language

@gasmaskmanne

5 жыл бұрын

Greatest artist who ever lived hes german

“The other half i probably inhaled.” Made me laugh so hard

@Innylo

2 жыл бұрын

sameee😭😭😭

@Dav624

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo I was looking for such comment as soon as I heard it

@mofleh177

2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol, But at least Iron is nutritious substance😂🤣

@renderproductions1032

Жыл бұрын

@@mofleh177 |-o-|

03:55 describes how a flat steel bar can be sharpened and have handle add to be deadly. if only someone could take that idea and run with it. wait, someone has. its called a sword.

I've been in a slump all day today, and your video helped...helped cheer me up a bit. I'm a rather down sort of person, so it's a fleeting joy, but maybe another one will help even more. Thank you man, for your happy smile and your hearty laugh.

Edit: Now no one will know how I got this much likes

@Falconlibrary

7 жыл бұрын

That face is likely the last thing many a Roman legionnaire saw before he was hacked to death.

@tomasoto1

7 жыл бұрын

he reminds me Santa Claus :D

@Falconlibrary

7 жыл бұрын

He's having a Teutonically good time for sure.

@XellDincht

7 жыл бұрын

his laughter reminds me of that vampire from Sesame Street

@stillsalty947

7 жыл бұрын

NASstudios ! he remind me of reinhart

While you were studying the sword, I was studying the angle grinder.

@johnmarston4012

4 жыл бұрын

Like the pfp

@thatguybrody4819

4 жыл бұрын

i mean i'd be running if i heard the angle grinder start up behind me and then "let me show you its features"

@alvinyu2424

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatguybrody4819 more like ankle grinder, yikes

You may have missed it, but at 2:35 he quickly performed an iaijutsu blade strike that sent a blade of air rushing out and dispatched 8 hidden shinobi nearby.

Honestly, the best weapon melee weapon I can think of for anyone who is untrained is just a simple baseball bat. Hard to hurt yourself with it while still commanding respect from your opponent.

@Sanguine_Entertainment

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Kult Of Athena's Medieval bar mace that is made by windlass.

Can’t tell whether the whirlpool and wine bottles were a flex or just pragmatic

@joshuaizly5502

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's a common thing to have in Germany

@joshuaizly5502

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's a common thing to have in Germany

@jessestefan6177

5 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same lmao

@uvsa2833

5 жыл бұрын

​@@joshuaizly5502 Not really xD It's not like everyone has that kind of money.

@hardstyler960

5 жыл бұрын

I - a german - thought: mhm maybe a tub that bis is common in murica. 😂

The most menacing thing about This man is his laughing after proving he can literally sever your head or arms

@carlosmatos9848

5 жыл бұрын

Ja hahahaha!

@joemead5224

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

Joerg, I would say you proved an opinion of mine perfectly with this video. No sword is in and of itself perfect for every situation or wielder. Quality sword is better in some ways and for specific uses, but for general bashing, the cheap steel "Orc Sword" is the better option. Several thousands of dollars / euros / pounds vs el cheapo if you are just going to smack it against things, go for the cheapo model, it won't hurt the pocket as much when you need to replace it.

This guy always cracks himself up and I love it

He is such a happy guy

@AM-ur1ee

7 жыл бұрын

don't say that. what if hes faking his emotions to hide his depression?

@dodiebird2902

7 жыл бұрын

linked 420 can't he just be happy though? Poopooing on people's emotions...🙄🙄

@dandiart5383

7 жыл бұрын

Lilac Riddle you can't be sad with that bathtube in your house and a katana testing site ;)

@georgerekhviashvili7008

7 жыл бұрын

end me not everyone is hiding emotions like you

@ginadarmstedter7263

7 жыл бұрын

Officially Jack and that's why I watch him

You know youre fucked when you hear: "Shaaaaau" behind you

@hugoejerafmrgreen292

7 жыл бұрын

U are a legend

@LuizDahoraavida

7 жыл бұрын

It's been a while since I laughed out loud at a comment

@g-division5195

7 жыл бұрын

This is the moment when you knew, you fucked up.

@User-es2yz

7 жыл бұрын

BLACKRABBIT CZ not if you're wearing plate armour

@williamberne

7 жыл бұрын

In chinese it means KILL!

Joerg after he breaks the katana : Oh well, I could probably use it as ammo for a new launcher

This is why Shad appreciates the stick. Make stick metal, and almost inconsequentially sharper, and you get this beast of a bar. 😆

says "I'm a fairly strong guy" Hits an orc sword with a light katana from 3 meters away, and still manages to shake the camera only like an earthquake could.

@rachelslur8729

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@trashman9841

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@morilucas6360

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@user-dd9qq1ru7s

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@CrazyMaffins

5 жыл бұрын

👍

2:36 whole forest falls down behind him

@zomby267

3 жыл бұрын

Followed by his jolly laughter

@arturiape8145

3 жыл бұрын

''HAHAHAHAHA I might have overdone it! '''

@transcendentgaming5207

3 жыл бұрын

Someone edit that, please. I need to see it 😂😂😂

@binnacle3842

3 жыл бұрын

bruh. comment is awesome

@artymenzies

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

4:20 I love how the light nearly went off the moment he started that monster of a an angle grinder

This guy is having so much fun! This video left me with a smile!

A German with a japanese weapon. France : did you hear that ? Belgium : SHA (belgium dies)

@31er_ohne_AMG

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha ha

@edouardlorge4059

5 жыл бұрын

"Belgium"

@jansa7748

5 жыл бұрын

Niet grappig en het is niet belgum maar belgium

@paulyjuan1838

5 жыл бұрын

You mean Chinese sword.

@paulyjuan1838

5 жыл бұрын

@Epic Fail_Ops how do you figure that?! Does anyone here know what a katana actually is or costs?? He has a cheap Chinese copy cat. Like buying Louis Vuitton handbag for $ 5 and saying it's the same:)(

*Cuts off human arm It's super easy!

@danielm793

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@itchycrusader5345

5 жыл бұрын

He's pic, combined with the comment says it all

@Adrian-yf1zg

5 жыл бұрын

Barely an inconvenience... Hahahaha

I just stumbled across your channel out of nowhere and I'm in love with your voice, sir. Your laugh especially is infectious

Since the swings were horizontal they lifted the tatami mat from the stand. A diagonal swing from top left to lower right wouldnt have yielded that result. I think due to the extra power coming from the vertical component of the diagonal blow you might have been able to cut the mat with the „orc sword“

I bet he lives in that forest where the Romans were annihilated

@Treva097

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha great comment. Its called Teutoburger Wald btw

@alexanderringler5747

4 жыл бұрын

"This is my forest... let me show you it's features... ahahaha!"... I will use this line as a Dungeonmaster in my roleplay group next week. Hahaha :-D

@kooroshrostami27

4 жыл бұрын

actually, a lot of great armies were defeated in that forest. Maybe this bathtub is indeed a time travelling machine, which Jörg used to win battles for Germanic tribes...by showing them it's features ofc.

@alexgatsulao995

4 жыл бұрын

So happy to see this comment on here. Have a son named Hermann.

@alexgatsulao995

4 жыл бұрын

@TMoD7007 Does not matter.

Imagine breaking into this guys house late one night and hearing the sons of a sword being drawn and then from the darkness you hear a Viking voice scream LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!!

@BenjaminGoose

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine seeing this comment re-posted on every single video.

@sheepuswoolius

4 жыл бұрын

He's German so lets say Crusader

@heroicaknight4735

4 жыл бұрын

I'd profusely apologize, then let him rune through nonetheless.

@guitargutsst1337

4 жыл бұрын

Now that is a comment that you wouldn’t expect on this channel!

@yellowmellowfellow6723

3 жыл бұрын

And then, "hahahahahahaha"

I gotta say, as impressive as the rest of the video was, I really REALLY loved the look of that bath 😂

This guy is by far my favorite sword reviewer! He is so big and I love his accent!

I'm a headphones user and guess what, my ears survive because I'm smart enough to turn down the volume when someone is about to anglegrind a sword from steel.

@caseykline2327

7 жыл бұрын

oh and the only reason why the ork sword didn't work was because it has a much larger profile and isn't as skinny as a butter knife.

@midgyrich

7 жыл бұрын

Casey Kline 😆

@The_Shimra_Wizard

7 жыл бұрын

Casey Kline Angle grinders are murder on the ears in person. Too bad we dont have volume control for real life aside from certain earprotection lmao

@dakottaturner7456

7 жыл бұрын

that fly tho

@caseykline2327

7 жыл бұрын

***** My My, Someone is salty.

"Im a fairly strong guy" *becomes the first human to defy laws of physics by creating a 1.5 kiloton neutron shockblast from hitting two swords together*

“The other half i probably inhaled (laughs)” dies a week later

@maxpulido4268

2 жыл бұрын

Silicosis is no joke

It's because the curve of the katana makes it more of a slice rather than a hack

''I'm a fairly strong guy'' *Has arms the size of my thighs*

@samueltheblonde

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. There's no fairly in his strength. Built like a bear. He could give Vikings a run for the nearest ship.

@philbabb6460

4 жыл бұрын

*size of my midriff

Weebs: "it takes years of practice and flawless technical skill to cut totami mats" Joerg with literally no technique and a lump of mild steel sharpened with an angle grinder: cuts through the space time continuum

@heru6394

4 жыл бұрын

The techniques needed to compensate the small body. Joerg is big. So he needed no techniques at all. Just using his body momentum is enough

@mcstabman5638

4 жыл бұрын

Jeorg is strong, little weeb man cannot compare

@HamMontis

4 жыл бұрын

Big man strong scrawny weeb weak

@hoejunfoong6095

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcstabman5638 Space marines vs cadians

@war10zx98

4 жыл бұрын

But what if the weeb isn't skinny?

Joerg, you're awesome. This is the first ever video I've seen of yours. I cannot even argue about technique. You're just amazing. Not bad for a gaijin

Man, hitting that orc sword with the katana without (facial) protection isn't without risk.

Well if you ever are walking around in Germany and here SHA from behind you your probably going to lose your head

@ArtnCultur

5 жыл бұрын

Or 60% of your arm, based on which sword he uses

@Larrypint

5 жыл бұрын

An allahuakbar is more likely in germany

@owenshortt-nguyen5415

5 жыл бұрын

Rice Soap You had me at “That means you get blowed”

@Zoretsu

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO dead

@KFrascek

5 жыл бұрын

This ork sword looks insane^^

The man is so good at making weapons he improved a orc sword by serration whilst trying to destroy it

@teabaggins1er

4 жыл бұрын

Fix it Felix irl

@nerdybiscuit3258

4 жыл бұрын

even tho realistically serrations would simply get stuck in clothing

@JoahTheThread5ive

4 жыл бұрын

@The Adventure Gamer Or it didn't and now you're within striking distance of your opponent.

@dapperpotatoes8473

4 жыл бұрын

The Adventure Gamer nope, you got stopped at the clothing, haven't touched them at all yet

@dapperpotatoes8473

4 жыл бұрын

The Adventure Gamer not cleanly at the very least

Man I really enjoy this channel like you would not believe. I wish I had the space to do cool stuff like this, but I live in the middle of town.

After acquiring more knowledge and learn that pretty much all the myths are busted, even the second one. I very much enjoy this video, even after these years it’s still very entertaining.

Your whirlpool tub is absolutely bitchin'. Respect

@mspark400smith2

7 жыл бұрын

And that is one hell of an angle grinder too

@jim_2725

7 жыл бұрын

Mspark400 Smith word 🤘🏼

@NA-zp2bd

6 жыл бұрын

Mspark400 Smith made in germany bro 👌

Safety is not his number one priority.

@kenm4544

6 жыл бұрын

TJ nor is he crazy, Russian, or a hacker

@kenm4544

6 жыл бұрын

TJ actually I'm not entirely sure about the Russian part.......

@Tim-Jaeger

6 жыл бұрын

+ken M i think german

@WarHunter007

6 жыл бұрын

Germany ;)

@crazyjoedavola9002

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i was thinking the same, when I see that sharp wooden nail for tatami.

You are having way too much fun doing this :D

After the first few sentences i was immediately hooked in his voice.

you're a hybrid version of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Santa Claus 😂 love your channel!!

@aaronjohnfrio4147

7 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@Pinkielover

7 жыл бұрын

more like a hybrid of Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Stewart Tolkan (the principle from back to the future)

@nickhighland799

7 жыл бұрын

Cephas Prashanth the Clause-inator

@sirvinski6940

7 жыл бұрын

Cephas Prashanth well thats racist :D Jk

@devidebrothers141

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

this man has the laugh of a viking and the innocent humor of a teachers pet and i honestly love it

Thank you algorithm. I've seen this video when it came out but glad to watch it again. Nostalgia is something beautiful ❤️

This guy is just having a great time testing his swords

imagine being a home intruder and just hearing "SHAQ!!" "Ahaha i made it!" While you are blacking out

@arthas640

3 жыл бұрын

I had a buddy who was an army vet that had a home intruder once (it was base housing so sometimes "home intruders" were actual burglars but sometimes people just literally walked into the wrong house because theres 300 identical houses on a street and they didnt live there long). My buddy is 6'2", a lean 200lb, and is an Appalachian hillbilly and looks/sounds just like it. He heard a noise and ran down stairs completely naked and then starts screaming at the intruder as soon as he hears him. I can only imagine the terror you feel when you see a 200lb naked hillbilly charging you, hurling random objects at you with his dangly bits flopping around aggressively.

@ct-yl8742

3 жыл бұрын

holy cow

@BennyLeeB

3 жыл бұрын

"Its super easy, ahahhh "

5:40 "the other half I probably inhaled." :D :D

@Nezha_Main

4 жыл бұрын

And all of the grinded steel he inhaled increased his strength stat by 500

@seba.4926

4 жыл бұрын

geez that part made me laugh so hard

@yochema95

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment exactly that. It got me laughing out loud. Such a funny moment!

@JayKay-ht8rg

4 жыл бұрын

Made me literally LOL too!!

@savage101.

4 жыл бұрын

@Jack The Ripper That it does.

His laugh is still haunting me in my dreams

I love your laugh. Kinda random, but it’s exactly how I imagine the laugh of a character in the Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn trilogy by author Tad Williams (which I’m currently reading) to sound. Isgrimnur is a burly, aging yet able bodied sort of knight/warrior with a kind heart and a warm, “cool uncle” kind of demeanor despite his intimidating rough-and-tumble appearance. Not that you’re old by any means! You just have a great laugh and you’re holding a sword so.. there we go! You’re now my mental image for Isgrimnur when reading his parts. Hope that’s okay 😂 (Also if you haven’t read those books and you’re into that sort of thing, I highly recommend them! GRR Martin said they inspired his Game of Thrones series and imo they are better than those) Cheers!