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Story 1: "I'm not with her!" Good for him for taking the opportunity to run.

OP: no I don't want to press charges Karen: jokes on you, I want charges pressed **slaps cop**

The first story, the woman is the kind that won't stfu and would get a man killed for her stupidity. Toxic, very toxic.

Story 2: if she cant believe you then she can ruin the marriage and you can move on with someone that can trust you

@gotenblack2542

9 ай бұрын

True

@viviennemorgan7217

9 ай бұрын

maybe it's hers.

@dollface2907

9 ай бұрын

Given her history is it bad my mind went to some people setting this up, after hearing stories where people set up

@NaishiYT

9 ай бұрын

Exactly

@1DarthVaderfan

7 ай бұрын

​@@viviennemorgan72176u888888⁸ķ

For the horse story, YOU ABSOLUTELY DID THE RIGHT THING. Anyone who abuses animals by neglecting them should NOT be your friend and needs to be dobbed on. NOBODY should get a horse unless they 100% dedicate to their health and wellbeing. And she told everyone you lied? In fact someone dobbed my horse to the RSPCA because she wasnt putting on weight and recently had an injury (which I got the vet to look after) and the inspector said it was the healthiest 'skinny' thoroughbred she's seen, clearly she was looked after but just unfortunately thoroughbreds can be extremely slim. I had a perfectly healthy horse so the RPSCA lady clearly didnt ask me to do anything, if OP had lied and said the horse was skinny when it was in fact healthy the RPSCA wouldn't have taken the horse at all. Its not a lie when the RSPCA takes it seriously! Lol

@Phbic

9 ай бұрын

I agree with u I have 4 toads and two kittens I could never imagine never showing them affection

@ArbitraryApril

9 ай бұрын

I have only owned cats and rats As pets in my lifetime, But these even hold true to household pets. Unlike CPS, The RSPCA actually takes these claims seriously, So they took your animal away, You done messed up bad 😂

@LegendStormcrow

8 ай бұрын

Normally horses are fine with just a lean-to, but this is way more than that. No feed. No other horses to share heat with, a bit stuck in their mouth IN THE WINTER, and likely not enough room to run.

Story 2: First, ask the people who've visited. Even if it's "too small", ask around. It could be that one of them found it in their bags/clothes, realized it wasn't theirs, and simply left it. Do either of you visit gyms, use public/shared laundry facilities, or essentially any area where someone else's clothes might have been grabbed by accident? Just walk back through all those scenarios, as there's lots of ways clothes can get accidentally picked up.

She definitely got herself a reservation in Jail

@kunfussed213

9 ай бұрын

🤭 The presidential cell.

@JustinAndPandaPlays

9 ай бұрын

This man needs to go to Havard for his roasts

@thatratboi198

9 ай бұрын

Genius

Story 1: Had a similar situation working for UBER, one of the drivers keeps calling the service hotline demanding higher fares, extra money deposited and wanting to speak to a supervisor over all, all the while having minimum deliveries to justify his request. Funny thing is, if he's denied what he wants then he keeps pulling the race card, regardless who he talks to, kept calling so much and just straight up harassed even other supervisors, we had to suspend his privilege in speaking to a supervisor for a couple of months. Meaning he was blacklisted.

Story 2: check the tag for the size of the top, i had a similar thing happen and it was a tank top with special care instructions that when not followed lead to it shrinking to half its original size.

Story 4: "Am I the jerk?" No, you're a freaking Saint

Story 2: I suggest you show her everything, E-mails, text, messenger, video chat, and get a witness, You may not be on trial, but it sure sounds like your girl wants to be the judge. One of the things that can destroy a marriage or relationship is keeping secrets. I know this from experience

@DanielGonzalez-qk6sd

9 ай бұрын

Another thing that destroys relationships is lack of trust. If she cannot trust OP then at that point move on. She is doing this to herself. Why should OP do all that? To prove his innocence? Nah. That aint it imo

@HonklerUnitedInc

9 ай бұрын

I wouldn't do that... Trust me or GTFO I pay

@ferzinhaN

9 ай бұрын

I would prove my innocence, and once that is done call it quits. That's how petty I am.

Horse story. Her dad should've never bought the totally novice daughter a 16 hand horse (which that size is most likely a draft horse), unless she was a husky she should've had a pony, maybe 12-14 hands. And a proper shelter and fence.

@princessmarlena1359

9 ай бұрын

Right? My sister rescued a pet rabbit belonging to a former friend of hers from being neglected.

Story 4: NTA. You did the right thing. My older sister rescued a rabbit from a now former friend of hers from a similar neglectful situation.

@brendanboomhour7606

9 ай бұрын

My sister rescued a hedgehog from a very, very neglectful owner, he was treated so damn poorly that he was extremely dirty, and afraid of everyone, he hadn't been socialized at all

@princessmarlena1359

9 ай бұрын

@@brendanboomhour7606 **Plays Sonic’s stage completed theme** 👍

@brendanboomhour7606

9 ай бұрын

@@princessmarlena1359 he's doing a lot better now, occasionally at night I'll hear the sound of his wheel, and he doesn't hide anywhere near as much

With the last story she is completely controlling first and gaming and now absolutely no alcohol.

story 3: And grandfather giving in and giving her exactly what she wanted (aka, another leash) is exactly the reason she is the nightmare became.

Story 4... You are not the jerk here! I am grown up with horses and works in farming. I hate when animals are neglected! You are the hero here!

story 4: I wish more people would stand up and do what op did.

@firefly4f4

9 ай бұрын

Agreed. The attitude of both the "friend" and father just baffles me.

The wife in the last story is controlling like wtf. She even wants you to stop gaming? Sheesh Don't get with someone who wants to change you and the things you enjoy doing.

@lowercase_E

9 ай бұрын

She does not want him to stop gaming, it was just a point of tension. Also stoping alcohol consumption is good

4:23 why did i thought the police spun around like a magical girl as he pulled out his handcuff and said "in the name of justice, you're under arrest

Having nothing to hide from your so doesn't mean you should be ok with giving up any privacy you have. Relationships are built on trust, not on distrust, and checking each other's messages forever.

story 4: My aunt and uncle used to be heavy beer drinkers, but when my uncle died because of liver failure caused by his beer drinking, my aunt stopped drinking because she didn't want the same thing to happen to her. Myself, I'm 46 years old and I have never drunk alcohol in my life, That might be hard to believe, but my father was an alcoholic which is why my mother divorced him, and I promised myself that I would not be like him, because I don't want to lose a relationship over something like that

@viviennemorgan7217

9 ай бұрын

my father drinks coffee and drinks beer sometimes.

Story 1 I heard this one. Moral of the story is make sure you have your reservations.

Last story. I understand the wife is dealing with stuff. That does not mean he needs to give up things he enjoys (while not addicted) transferring your fear helps no one

I’m glad the man in the first story tried to stop his wife from going crazy in story 1,that man has earned some respect for trying to stop her.

Story 2: This smells really fishy. I've had something like this happen with an ex before. She planted underwear in my car and pretended to find it to try and trick me into admitting I was cheating when I wasn't. She broke up with me claiming that I lied and just didn't want to come clean. I found out 2or 3 wow later that she had one of her friends by them for her so she said me. This might be some kind of screwed up test. I'm sorry if I'm right.

Last story - No. She's trying to say its going to be a dry house like its up to her...its not. She can choose for Herself, not for you.

If you slap a cop you go to jail for 6 months and at least she got a hotel….. with prison gaurds

Story 4: The horse, Yes the OP did a good thing but a coward for not admitting he/she called. Me, I would call and proudly tell them that I called. Animal cruelty is the worst.

@RealPlushWorld

5 ай бұрын

Record calls too! The former friend was threatening OP here!

Story 3: The problem with these families is the constant enablment. She persists because she knows that if she whines about it enough, people will cave. The best way to solve that is by.... not inviting her to family functions and kicking her out when she causes a fuss. This " Give her what she wants to keep the peace" is only further enabling that behavior...

This Guy living in a Motel Like it is His bro is good

Story 2...OP is paying for his wife's exes sins. That is always bad. She needs therapy. Story 4...I would have stood on her front porch with a bullhorn, "YES! I CALLED THEM!" 😂 You are not the AH.

That second story he should tell his wife she needs to believe him or he will divorce her, with her being the cause of the divorce if there is any prenups. I’ve been with some horrible people. I just know that everyone is an individual with their own thoughts. Edit: FYI, don’t follow any of OP’s advice. Partners trust each other. No access to anything required.

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Story 2: just take a lie detector test and you'll be proven inocent

Story 4: Op is a hero to that poor horse

guy in the first story is like “I SURRENDER!” Before anything else happened when the cops came up.

OP3: FFS no they were torturing that horse.

One million subs congrats

They say Karma will act depending on how you act... Hit, insult, or do anything bad to someone good, and you get the treatment to bite you back. Defend, compliment, or help someone good, or do bad things to bad people, and Good things will happen to you. That first story is a perfect example of that.

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@RealPlushWorld

5 ай бұрын

Listen, op wants no trouble After all they are on a work trip

The whole slapping the cop situation reminds me of a little skit I saw on KZread once where some guy was trying to get away from some crazy woman and realizing how little time he'll have in prison for stealing spoons he asked "how much time for slapping a cop" and one of them respond with the time that I can't remember, I think it was for a few months, but after one of them responded he immediately slaps the cop and I just laugh my ass off

Story 1: Well the lady did end up with a room for the night...lol

last story, the way the guy talks about himself, the wife sounds like she is mentally abusing him.

@danielhorton9826

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, first of the father's issue is not alcohol related, it even points out it's hereditary. Also its hereditary on her side not OP's side. Frankly his 7-8 beers a week is likely before the limit recommended for men of 21 units so as long as OP wasn't binging them there wasn't a problem in the first place. Yet the thing which got me questioning if this was more than paranoia was him mentioning that she's targeted his gaming habits in the past. Since he's into brewing that just makes it seem like she's trying to remove his hobbies and she found an excuse in her dad's, non alcohol related liver cirrhosis.

She got her room she was entitled to. Desperate times require desperate measures.

How can the so called, “FRIEND” get angry at OP for her getting in trouble with the cops over how she and her family treated the poor horse????

Last story: no his wife is a control freak. She tried making him stop doing other things he liked before ( like gaming). Plus drink 4 times a week is nowhere NEAR enough to be an alcoholic, for op to think that way his wife must have been gulit tripping him for a long time. Also op said he liked brewing his own bear as a hobby. Op's wive just want to take away op's hobbies and leave him with just her

@gotenblack2542

9 ай бұрын

Ya

@speks36

9 ай бұрын

It's not much of a relationship if you have to give up everything that makes you "you" just to make your S.O. happy.

@DizzyGamerOfficial

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, the wife is absolutely being a control-freak.

@TJDious

9 ай бұрын

​@@speks36It is in fact an abusive relationship.

@KadeStringer2.0

9 ай бұрын

@@TJDious I don’t see as abusive here if he goes along with it.

I mean, the Karen in story 1 got the room she was entitled to in the end, and she even got some shiny bracelets to boot.

For the story about the dog leash and the aunt I totally would not have stopped and got another one I would have told her to put a regular leash on her belt!! Never give in to a Karen!

Story #1 - She has accommodations now.

"Sir, You need to leave," I would just say, "Well Farts!"

I’m so sad that horse had to go through that

Well she got a room at least

For #4, not a jerk for calling the RSPCA. That needed to be done. A little bit of one for lying about it.

That last story rubs me the wrong way- I have my own feelings about alcohol and all that, but like, it doesn't sound like this guy's an alcoholic or anything, and asking him to get rid of the home bar because the wife is paranoid is kind of ridiculous. I think she needs to get therapy, because in my opinion she's projecting her fears onto her husband in a pretty unfair way

Story 1. Looks like she got a room alright. She got a room at the jail instead 😅

For context story 4 RSPCA is the UK equivalent to ASPCA

story 1: W husband. start: upset, but walking away. middle: trying to stop wife from getting physical. end: mission failed. immediately decide he’s no longer her husband.

The last story the guy needs to get away from her she is way too controlling you're a grown man you don't drink too much you don't have a problem she has a problem with Al the things that you're into and she's not get away while you can

Story 4 the friend was literally slowly killing that horse

Normally I wouldn't mind a horse without a barn in the winter, but -30 is too cold. It's also the lack of food, the bit and the fact it was alone without a proper barn. They need companions especially in the winter, when they share body heat and need companship the most. Probably didn't have enough room to run too.

Will she got her room now in a cell lol

Story 2: if you seriously not cheating, give her access to your phone and laptop and tablet. So she can look thru it. Meanwhile, you can try contact around in case. And if your wife goes to a gym or stay over at a friend house at one point, she could’ve grab their clothes by accident. As for the nail polish, it could be that it’s hers and she just don’t remember it. Make that suggestion when she calmed down. I really don’t like how she just jump the gun. Yeah, she got hurt and possibly traumatized her. But remember, she is with you for like 9 years?? Shouldnt her trust been more higher than with the guys she dated? Imo, whether you are hurt in the past or not, it doesn’t give you the right to give ppl ultimatum from the start. Instead, try to keep an open mind and talk it out. Bc finding clothes and some nail polish doesn’t automatically mean ppl are cheating even if it look like the sign of cheating. It’s better to talk it out and investigate further, until you actuallt witness the cheating or more of a concrete proof (phone calls, emails, text message, pic of them kissing another, etc)

friend and parents with that horse are evil and if there was a Hell there is a place for them there

funny that this guy seems to live more than comfortable out of hotels and seeing thta he has more than diamondship status in a lot of hotel chains means he does this A LOT. funny that the OP has better level of living in hotels than at a house

On the story about the Horse, op you are NOT the jerk, your friend and her parents are the JERKS, for leaving that Horse in that condition.

Slapping a cop, don’t Karens have any brain cells?

I have on regrets in meeting you Friend Should the day come that we are not together You will continue to shine like Gold In my memories

OP4: NTA. Your wife needs to get a grip. This is unreasonable. Her fear does not excuse abusive behavior.

These people water down racism

#2 leave her

I can understand where she's coming from if I were to find some unexplained female garment I would probably believe it myself but knowing him as long as I have I would give him the benefit of the doubt

*Story 1:* I didn't hear what the *"race"* this couple was, or what the hotel manager said to them, so I didn't hear anything racist. There had to have been something else that pissed them off to the point where she felt like getting violent towards OP. It's too bad OP didn't press charges against this couple for the assault.

Story 4 the horse was standing outside in the snow around -14° Fahrenheit almost -15° Fahrenheit

Before even listening to the story about the horse barn know you're not a jerk. That's just crazy did they even have a blanket on it probably not and yeah that no you're not a jerk for calling Animal Control

Ay we early tonight 🎉

Lego subway surfers

Was story 2 in the cotswolds

story 3: You are not the jerk, I know about these types of people who don't care about animals, for I went through something similar. but for me, it was quite worse. I was living with another family and they owned a small little dog. It was very cute. It was winter and it was very cold outside but they said "Dogs have a fur coat, he'll be fine", but I knew that we should have brought him in because that night there was a blizzard, and when we checked on the dog, the poor thing was frozen solid. The dog literally froze to death during the night. The image of that poor dog just sitting there encased in ice, I will never forget that. It was horrific, and when I a life when I personally have known them, it is one of the few things that make me cry

@RealPlushWorld

5 ай бұрын

Ok I read this and I was a dick correcting you I'm super sorry and that family should be arrested for animal murder

Last story: is the "non-alcholic cirrhosis" bit a typo?

20:22 ah yes. £250

I would've left that aunt at home with her dog!!!

Day 8 of asking for these stories because I cannot post on reddit, my parents don't want me on it, (rightfully so,) but I have a couple stories, and I really want to get mine into a video. Crazy Lady From my school wants Me to leave the bathroom because a smaller kid peeked under the stall, and I got mad. So, for reference I was in the 5th grade at this point, and I was in the bathroom minding my business, doing... what you would usually do in there, when this kid smiling runs up to the stall and peeks under, I yelled in both Suprise and anger. he was probably in about 2nd grade, so he should've known better at this point. I was in the downstairs bathroom, because, at the time the upstairs bathroom was gross as hell. A lady nearby says: Hey! stop yelling at little kids you are older! You have lost your BATHROOM PRIVEGES. I'm sorry, What?!?!! Schools are so controlling. I denied and told her what happened. she did not care at all. She continued to count down to call the principle over this. she came and ended up acting really chill (which is not usual) and waited for me to be done. I asked for her to be talked to, (I really just wanted this lady fired) but I don't think she was ever punished, nor the kid. Am I the Jerk for yelling? Random karen get mad for me saying excuse me. This is a rather short story but I will tell it anyways, I was at the arcade with my dad. And this lady and her baby was in the way of the claw machine That I wanted to use. She wasn't using it I think she was just changing a diaper. I politely asked: "Excuse me" I lost, and we moved on bu. She went through the effort to go all the way around. And yell and: Excuse me!!!! with her horrid breath in my face. Am I the jerk for- Nah. Crazy principle won't hear that I that I zoned out. So I was just getting done with recess and kind of just put a Hulu hoop down on the ground. And the Recess duty, Asks me to put it away I zone back in and ask her what she said And she was already calling the office over this. I told her that this was a misunderstanding and I zoned out And she said that that was somehow worse! I got sent to the office, And had to wait for my crappy school lunch for like an hour more than my classmates. Someone finally gets inherent of course. It's the vice principle who's always Super mean for no reason. I just explained what happened and she said. Okay, are you never explained it again? That it was by accident and it might happen again. I'm not one to just lie, And say it will never happen again. Just cause they want me to. But she kept repeating like a broken record player and Kept saying do you understand?? do you understand?!?!?! Am I the jerk for zoning out?

@andrereschke7888

9 ай бұрын

If you are not set on this youtuber, you could send your stories to one that accepts stories per Email. A comment section might not be the best way to get your stories into a video. Good luck with it though 😊

Now for story 2 am not sure If this is true but the wife could have put the outfit there as a test probably wrong but the way her past is she sounds crazy enough to do it idk lol

Non-alcoholic cirrhosis or non-alcoholic fatty liver disease isn't caused by alcohol, it's caused by a build up of fats. Usually it's due to an unhealthy diet, but there are other factors that can cause the liver to not clear out fats properly. Either way, that woman's an idiot. I mean, I understand that she is upset because of her dad and she isn't thinking rationally because of it, but drinking in moderation is fine and most people won't develop any kind of liver disease. It's the liver's job to deal with fats and toxins, and for most people it'll do that job until the day they die.

Dude what’s the off brand subway surfer diggity diggity old car version did the subway surfer break his legs

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@RandomNatureGuy

9 ай бұрын

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@RailRider9571

9 ай бұрын

Raise your hand if your begging for likes LOL

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9 ай бұрын

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9 ай бұрын

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@bryanfaul8301

9 ай бұрын

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Story 4: I think the wife is basically having a nasty health scare. The OP should probably just play along.

@DanielGonzalez-qk6sd

9 ай бұрын

I disagree. It is not good to entertain health scares like this. This is controlling behavior. OP needs to tell her no in a respectful way. Otherwise he is going to have to continue playing along which is unfair to him

The horse story there is the person who cald that company and she was the hero and i now how that could happen cause i have a horse of mine own

I know im late, but I want to put this out there. For the horse story, you weren't wrong, but you also weren't fully right, to my comprehension. A lean-to is essentially a small little shed for horses to take cover in during rain, or snow. So not having a barn for them to stay in is not always a requirement. Then again, you need a pasture big enough for them to run around in. You definitely could have offered help, but you were correct to call animal services. She was neglecting the horse. You are not the jerk.

Soooooo... _his girfriend wants to take away feom him BOTH of the ONLY 2 hobbies he has that are entirely his. No matter the reason, that's bullshit. If he hadn't mentioned the gaming thing I might've sympathized, but now? Now way in hell.

Yeah I would have just left the aunt. there if she's complaining about some stupid dog leashes she could probably buy easily and cheaply, I would have said all right bet goodbye when she said she wasn't going.

Story #1 Why why WHY do the the OP's in these stories almost NEVER press charges on someone who clearly fucking deserves it? If someone's behaving like this and being racist towards me simply for having the audacity of being in their presence at the wrong time? You can bet your ass I'm pressing charges for the pettiest thing I can. Though at least this time, she was dumb enough to get herself arrested anyway.

I used to think these stories were made up until I met people like this, my stepmom, my ex friend

Why didn't you just leave Aunt?

What kind of roadside riders kind of game is this

Yeah what are you expecting to do grow another floor and and create new hotel rooms

ok i love these vids but why is he playing Lego friends heartlake rush

i already thought it was bad when i thought it was -26 farenheight. but celcius thats even worse. :(

@danielhorton9826

9 ай бұрын

Oddly -26 Fahrenheit is worse than -26 Celsius. Due to the two meeting at -40 and 32 = 0 you end up with 0 to -40 Fahrenheit being a more extreme low temperature than 0 to -40 Celsius

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