“I eat my shit whole.” 🤦‍♀️

@mbuck253

Жыл бұрын

“Not piece by piece!” Did.. did he just admit to eating a whole shit all at once?

@freetherapy-84

Жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this dude admitting to eating shit.

@fooohousie

Жыл бұрын

He just slurps the whole turd whole

@missinterpretation4984

Жыл бұрын

@@fooohousie or do you think there’s any chance he meant I eat my shit hole? It did cross my mind 🤣🤣🤣

@joshuagreen7793

Жыл бұрын

Immediately thought of shooter McGavin

This fight was crazy af😭 these boys was really gassed out in round 2!💀😂

@paulcarter5010

Жыл бұрын

Yea was one of my favourite fights of all time that one

@duterteputintrump8754

Жыл бұрын

henderson and shogun rua 1st fight😊😊😊

@alex369

Жыл бұрын

Were* not was. But yes I agree. Great fight.

@shadowbanned1996

Жыл бұрын

Yes they was

@habilhussain3387

Жыл бұрын

When ur taking heavier shots your gonna has out quicker.

Johnson's trash talk for this fight actually got extremely nasty. He called Justin and his family some real nasty names. It was very satisfying to see Gaethje win.

@milk11111

Жыл бұрын

Yeep. MJ called Justin and his family for inbreeds. That's very racist. It's like: White trailer trash are inbreeds. It's commen knowledge that this is a "white problem" in terms of bullying. It's like Justin should have said, where's your father? Didn't he went out for milk?

@joeykillzcuntzzz

Жыл бұрын

Cant believe he said mean words before a cage fight thats just so rude

@botondbakos5954

Жыл бұрын

​​@@joeykillzcuntzzz it's their job to fight, it's not like they have any real beef, MJ just started shit for no reason

@mpforeverunlimited

Жыл бұрын

​@@joeykillzcuntzzz it's a sporting event. No excuse to say you want to кill him or talk badly about his family especially if the other person didn't say anything of that nature

@gorkyd7912

Жыл бұрын

@@mpforeverunlimited The pay check they both get for a well-hyped fight is a pretty big excuse.

“I WANT TO DIEEE” 😂😂😂

@earthphoenix7068

6 ай бұрын

Gaethje you want to talk about this? 😢

@creolur

2 ай бұрын

Lol, he literally tried to shut the yapping and just try prove it on the arena

@013chc

2 ай бұрын

i also wanted to die while hearing a annoying coworker talk more than once... i guess no human experience is truly individual

@comedyfootball4860

2 ай бұрын

I felt that and he's not kidding

@will-xy5pi

Ай бұрын

This shit had me rolling 😂

" you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Happy Gilmore

@tgen2012

Жыл бұрын

Damn I was gonna say this lmao

@user-mn8tz4nf2s

Жыл бұрын

"No!" -shooter mcgavin

@BVaccaro88

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know how he didn’t come right back with that one lmao

@vandieselcuuuz

Жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it hahahaha

@denssb

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing😁

“I eat my shit whole” aye yo

@williamsparks1521

Жыл бұрын

while swallowing blood

@petermelnyk7664

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha...like happy Gilmore

@sirbigpappy

9 ай бұрын

'I eat my shit hole' *

@idontknowanything2378

9 ай бұрын

White > black

@Alen-DK

9 ай бұрын

I like to cut my shit up in little peaces , bit of salt and pepper with a whole lot of butter and cook it medium rare

Win lose or draw Justin Gaethje is one of my favorite fighters to watch. Dude NEVER disappoints.

@user-jx6zx4ie6j

4 ай бұрын

Same he's right under Khabib for me. He's MUST WATCH TV. I actually pay to watch him because it's worth every penny. Everyone else i'm watching for free..

@rossbob5583

4 ай бұрын

That’s how I feel about Michael Johnson too honestly lol not very well rounded but when he lets those hands fly it’s a spectacle.

@goat7728

3 ай бұрын

Same with MJ too

MJ really thought a dude with "Death Before Dishonor" tatted wasn't going to bring that absolute murder smoke.

@pannagkamath8950

Жыл бұрын

And yet he tapped twice 🙂

@MileyCyrusSwollenGums

Жыл бұрын

@@pannagkamath8950 And he would sleep you and anyone you know in seconds whats your point?

@codylevesque5200

Жыл бұрын

@@pannagkamath8950 stay mad

@revenant3516

9 ай бұрын

​@@pannagkamath8950funny seeing these internet niggas makin smart-ass comment when they know squarin up with mma fighter would mean they ain't comin back home for dinner.

@mjay6245

8 ай бұрын

​@@pannagkamath8950Tapping isnt dishonorable. Its only dishonorable to tap if you tap before you've given everything you have and are about to sleep or lose an arm or leg.

“Imma take into deep waters. Waters you can’t swim” And gaethje did exactly that

@WheeznDaJuice94

Жыл бұрын

Not even close to what was said besides the, "deep waters". E for effort 👍🏼

@anon2427

Жыл бұрын

Cause he’s blk

@shortscut7614

Жыл бұрын

@@WheeznDaJuice94 Mr warrior , what more do u want ?

@33incognito

Жыл бұрын

Get your ears tested bud

@davycornell8715

Жыл бұрын

Black people cant swim lol

" I eat my sh*t whole...."

@2stroketyson79

11 ай бұрын

polly why he lost should be on a strict diet not eating shit

@erkl8823

7 ай бұрын

We heard.

@dukenukem69

6 ай бұрын

​@@erkl8823we turd.

@GeeNoniGee

2 ай бұрын

He certainly 8 💩served up with that knee to his face, lol.

Justin is one of the few fighters I believe would literally die in the cage

@starwarsroo2448

6 ай бұрын

Justin or Dustin

They weren't joking.

Everytime i see MJ all I hear is "you have to give up, You know this i deserve this"

@ilovecatsalot556

Жыл бұрын

the nut sniffer?

@planthub9252

Жыл бұрын

Shut up fanboy

@2stroketyson79

11 ай бұрын

while hes snapping his arm in half lol

@kingsmokes733

8 ай бұрын

Snoop Dog: This man looks like hes being jumped

@Unacceptable.

5 ай бұрын

😂

This wasn’t an ass whopping this was a close fight that went both ways.

@bestusernameever1548

Жыл бұрын

👉🏽whooping👈🏼 .

@josequintero8668

Жыл бұрын

A stoppage isn’t close

@Luke-pb4pc

Жыл бұрын

Sound like Johnson goes both ways to talkin bout bangin and eating shit weird guy

@miketate9199

Жыл бұрын

Until Johnson broke and quit

@thomasjamison8460

Жыл бұрын

The clips made it look closer than it really was.

"You have to give up. You know I deserve this."

trash talk is such a slippery slope if you win it pays off big and if you lose it can make everyone lose interest in watching you instantly

This was the introduction of Justin Gaethje to the UFC world! What a trip its been, win or lose this man never dissappoints!

@mikewayne6608

Жыл бұрын

Undefeated in WSOF. Mike should have shown more respect. Justin was a Lightweight 🏆.

@Romanus-

Жыл бұрын

@@mikewayne6608Gaethje never fought in the WEC

@mikewayne6608

Жыл бұрын

@@Romanus- Thanks.

Anyone else wishing he did a Happy Gilmore joke?

@codyp.3191

Жыл бұрын

"You eat pieces of shit for breafast?" Lmao

@raychildress4074

Жыл бұрын

I just posted a comment about Shooter McCain before I saw your reply. I was hoping for that joke too.

@danielwggudan2

Жыл бұрын

This whole press conference sounded like a table read for an Adam Sandler movie 😂😂😂😂

@raychildress4074

Жыл бұрын

@@danielwggudan2 i cannot argue with that. Was just expecting Rob Schneider [however you spell it] to walk in and say some stupid one-liner.

@thebutcher7036

Жыл бұрын

He's not smart enough for that kinda comeback, just look at his face. "Me want at fight"

Bro thought he was cooking then saw he forgot to turn on the burner😭😭😭

Never underestimate Justin's ability to fight while unconscious 😂

@hoi-polloi1863

7 ай бұрын

Justin: Consciousness? Who needs it! Brain function? Unnecessary!

This was so entertaining .. classic fight .. not sure how Justin will age with all the wars he's been in ..

@ryancwatson5349

Жыл бұрын

After Tony’s last fight I would say bad . Some of these guys are already showing signs of damage, Ferguson is already a shell of himself and Justin is like Tony where he’s willing to battle constantly and take a punch to get one. At the end of the day he will have to pay for all that

@Lucky4zo

Жыл бұрын

Like a legend.

@alexhoban5275

Жыл бұрын

Yea he slurs already

@jasonh3319

Жыл бұрын

Poorly

@bransonaverett3817

Жыл бұрын

As long as he allows himself to recover properly he should be ok physically . Might get brain trauma in the long run though.

The fact that he told him to stand up and fight is what gave me respect for the guy. If you get knocked down and someone allows you to stand up and get it again that's respect.

@mok7281

Жыл бұрын

It happens all the time. Sometimes fighting on the ground is disadvantage for the fighter. So they allow the other to get back up.

@mikebar42

Жыл бұрын

Or it's a trap..

@mikebar42

Жыл бұрын

@@mok7281 true

@jodyg.950

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't have anything to do with respect, u just don't want to engage on the ground😂

@especialistaemnada7457

Жыл бұрын

Completely wrong, gadje is a striker... That's ir

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?” 😂😂

Once Justin gets wobbled, is when, he becomes the most dangerous

@jessegoody853

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 💯

@zeronos80

Жыл бұрын

Not against charles

@kendramook2486

Жыл бұрын

@@zeronos80 dam! Facts though my Gs

@rn8628

Жыл бұрын

@@zeronos80 charles was the first to really drop gaethje before he even got fully wobbled yeah he was hurt but not the usual wobbly sea legs we are used to seeing from justin, charles got some powerrrrr

@tornfrayed4977

Жыл бұрын

I, completely agree, with that

“I want to dieee” relatable

@Gvidas28

Жыл бұрын

Get some help, someone cares about you

@salvatorelanzilotta386

Жыл бұрын

Right here with u, live free or die🎉

@Jayne-Ninel

Жыл бұрын

💯

@sk8c848

9 ай бұрын

Conner O’Malley

Johnson did bring the smoke for a bit but Justin brought the whole wildfire lol

☝️ "When gettin caught, shit that talk..." - Someone on KZread -

@angrychimpanzee8621

Жыл бұрын

😂

One of the best ufc debuts I've ever seen. I remember keeping this in my Tivo storage to rewatch again and again. Great fight.

@HitLeftistsWithHammers

Жыл бұрын

they still make tivo's? I had one of those back in the early 2000s, it was awesome back then. LOL

@exfx8315

Жыл бұрын

@@HitLeftistsWithHammers haha bro, I don't even know, got rid of mine time ago man. Richard Branson rinsing my batty for doh every month.

Ngl they both brought it that night

He was eating alright. Knees and knuckles. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mj was very good but god damn that lil banter didn’t come out how he thought it would 😂😂😂😂😂

I remember this press conference sooo well. I had no idea who Justin was at that time but I liked him right away and Michael Johnson was the perfect opponent to start off Justin’s UFC debut too. I made my sister who doesn’t like fight watch this fight and she even went nuts

That's a perfect promo and a perfect fight

That was a tough fight for Justin he nearly got finished but he weathered the storm and punished johnston until he couldn't continue what a war for Justin's 1st fight in the UFC he has always delivered every fight!

Gaethje is one of the best fighters ever existed on earth my opinion

@colonelwallace361

Жыл бұрын

At the time of this fight Justin hadn't gotten the corrective eye surgery & he says he vision was so bad without glasses he had to put his hand on top of guys heads so he'd know where to hit.

@kiromatonanisaki7907

Жыл бұрын

@@colonelwallace361 wow i didn’t know that that’s another prove he’s a beast love he’s punches

@jasonfrance4927

9 ай бұрын

Charles and islam beats him

He was really ready to die. Almost knocked out but was able to recover.

Win or lose theres noone like justin absolute fuckin savage

Justin needs to get the respect he has earned it

I’d been like “ you eat shit whole, that can’t be good for you.

They took each other into deep water

He thought that fighting on land comment was fire 😂😂😂

Say whatever you want about the trash talking, this was a great fight. The fight is what matters.

I couldn’t do one of these shit talking sessions as a fighter I’d be reciting one liners from movies 😂

@AboutTreyFifty

5 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

He ate that knee whole

This fight went down to the wire, real talk props to both fighters

🤣🤣🤣they always running that mouf 🤣🤣

Justin Gaethje looks like high school supply teacher with that suit on

gaethje is a beast

Justin doesn't need to say 1 word. Just smile and show them😊

“I want to die” is one of the hardest comebacks in ufc history, cmon now..

He might be the actual king of cringe.

He eats shit whole ? Is thst a lump of it in his ear ?

He toyed with him too…dude got lucky with that shot

He called Justin boy 😂 priceless karma

The "Purity and Honesty " of one on one.

He eats his $#IT whole😳😳😳 Damn!!!

No one has the class of trash talking like Ali did. Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, your hands can’t hit what your eyes can’t see

@raychildress4074

Жыл бұрын

Have loved Ali since I was a kid, but I think the colorful witicisms of chael sonnen might take the crown.

@Lahainalongboarder

Жыл бұрын

@@raychildress4074 chael is definitely in the running

@lyricistproductions2174

Жыл бұрын

He was Lowkey a rap legend

“I’m gonna take this man’s life” Gaethje: “are you shoure about that”

ppl who watched the full fight knows this was a war gotta respect MJ for his heart one of the OGs of the game

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? " "No."

@dkrappenschitz9513

Жыл бұрын

Ah the epic exchange between galadriel and voldemort

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" if you know, you know. No I eat them whole

They both fought hard! That was a good close match where both of them were on the verge of getting knocked out.

That's literally the most evenly matched fight we ever witnessed!!

"I do all my fighting on land player" was a really good line

@smokestrong1000

7 ай бұрын

yeah black people don't fuck with water

Nah he ain’t get humbled, this was a back n forth war for about 9 minutes 😂

@lisakrevonick702

Жыл бұрын

No he just lost 😕

@ofrenic

Жыл бұрын

Still lost though after talking shit

@boogie6623

Жыл бұрын

@@lisakrevonick702 nah it wasn’t, I watched the fight 😂

@tedlambert12

Жыл бұрын

He got humbled. Boogie got humbled. He got destroyed and the ref had to stop him from getting killed. Boogie

He said he doesn't chew, he swallows

Them Charles came and, Bam! That's my division kids.

Justin kicks are deadly 🥶

@freezedupfrost6064

Жыл бұрын

Is it winter there? Why are you freezing?

@TanerHustle

Жыл бұрын

Maybe hes in Germany, Russians put us in a cold cold Winter

@tedlambert12

Жыл бұрын

Who's died from his kicks?

“I eat my shit whole…” “You eat shit???” “I definitely did in this fight!”

like 5 PAUSE moments in a row and got womped

He was talking crazy, especially when he was bringing Justin’s family into it.

"Every punch, damage."

His fave at the end.. says enough

That was a full dismantling.

When u talk shit to a man and he responded sounding like it's an everyday battle to breath through his nose that's should have been a sign 😂

They smoked a blunt together afterwards

He ate them knees whole lmao

Justin being himself and johnson trying the whole mcgregor thing and failing miserably

So this is where Aljo learned how to trash talk 😂😂😂

Taking leg kicks from Gaethje leads to a bad day at the office for almost all of his opponents!

Both are warriors they went toe to toe.

Michael Johnson was a savage the first half of his career, running through ppl like tony fudges on. Only to get shafted later

That fight deserves to be in the UFC Hall of Fame

bro had the most out of pocket trashtalk ever💀

He sure eats it whole, he ate that whole knee..😂

They really delivered thou so I can really shyt on the 😂

He’s got that Shooter McGavin trash talk

If only Justin could have got him with the “you eat shit?” 😂

That was 1 of the best comebacks!

The worst was johnson calling gaethje inbred and insulting his family. I think he regretted that cuz justin definitely got motivated by it.

To make this your first ever ufc fight w a veteran like johnson and go out and do what gaethje does instantly made him my favorite fighter cant wait till he gets that belt

Dude!! Johnson SUUUCKS at trash talk bro!!! LOLOLOL

After all these years “I do all my fightin on land player” is still hilarious 😂

He "ate his sh*t whole" alright 😂

WILD HOGS “We drink piss, we want it cold”!! What Michael Johnson reminded me of with his trash talk.

Real life shooter mcgavin moment

One of my fave fights. When Gaethje keeps Johnson standing so he can inflict more punishment... Savage.

He brings the “I eat shit like you for breakfast” vibes

This was a great fight. Showing Johnson getting finished doesn’t tell the whole story, but makes sense given the title of the short.

I love Gaethje. Man is just built different. Michael Johnson deserves some love too though, had some epic wars and crazy finishes.