This guy has spent his career talking absolute shite 🙄

@stujujitwingfut5192

25 күн бұрын

😂😂good one

@jurysout2419

25 күн бұрын

Dont think hes been that good.

@simonmilton5201

24 күн бұрын

Yep,he's a right knob..

@Nick-fg4dq

24 күн бұрын

never heard of him before to be honest

@SalvageMasterEssex

23 күн бұрын

Starmer has made a career out of talking shite so he's not alone 😂

How about stopping and searching our MPs for the old Bolivian marching powder.

@whatsthatnow308

25 күн бұрын

I agree, looks wired to me with a serious case of dry mouth.

@user-SubvurzIV

25 күн бұрын

Those little pinhole pupils are a giveaway too

@bez23

25 күн бұрын

Twitchy, jaw tension, breathless pressure of speech, not making sense? This dude is off his face.

@user-SubvurzIV

25 күн бұрын

​@@bez23Indeed, he's pinging his way through the multiverse right now, telling everyone in every reality the same story.

@richardcowl5797

25 күн бұрын

Had to Google that one. Thanks for my laugh out loud moment of the day!

If they stopped Chris Gulp and searched him for a brain they'd find nothing.

@AodhanBeag

25 күн бұрын

That’s untrue….they’d find his last two brain cells fighting each other for 3rd place

I love it when ministers refuse to look at past failures for political gain.

@evolassunglasses4673

25 күн бұрын

Glasgow did systematic stop and search and turned it around.

@user-sd3ik9rt6d

25 күн бұрын

​@@evolassunglasses4673 source?

@whatsthatnow308

25 күн бұрын

He went way beyond that, he actually tried to paint a pretty picture. Violent crime down 58% since 2010? That is the most unbelievable bullshit I've ever heard out of even a Tories mouth.

@user-SubvurzIV

25 күн бұрын

If you only count violent crimes involving non lethal weapons crafted from foam, that occur between the hours of 7am and 9am in country hamlets, where the aggravating factor was repressed childhood trauma from Timmy Mallet swinging his hammer and the victims survived in a partially vegetative state..the crime reduction strategy has been a massive success, so ner to you sir.

@Nick-fg4dq

24 күн бұрын

​@@evolassunglasses4673Glasgow pretty much invented knife crime,there have been Scottish razor gangs since the 60s,and they exported it too,there were many instances of them coming down south for business at Brighton races,did a bit in London too.

This guy is utterly out of his depth

@chrisholland7367

25 күн бұрын

He's so far out of his depth He's in the Mariana Trench .

Word salad + The Conservatives

@flippy66

25 күн бұрын

Word salad = The Conservatives

@LimeyRedneck

25 күн бұрын

Don't mention the lettuce!! 💥🥊🥬

@user-bh7ey8jj5h

25 күн бұрын

Word salad ! That`s a nice way of describing bullsh!t

How about 'stop and search' in an attempt to find a trace of intelligence in members of Parliament?

@dba1222

25 күн бұрын

We don't have the budget for that

@hubadabubbada

25 күн бұрын

You'll be there all day

Oh dear, it’s Chris Gulp. The one who doesn’t know the difference between Rwanda and the DRC, very reassuring.

@iancrompton8477

25 күн бұрын

Haha. That gulp he always does goes through me. This is tremendous.

@stevepipenger4651

25 күн бұрын

He was having trouble hearing the question.

Oh god, Chris "gulp" philp, hilarious little worm that one.

Tory Chief liar.

A huge increase in the National minimum wage ........................I am still laughing an hour later.......................👻👻👻

@alexchamberlain9317

25 күн бұрын

Its more the fact that they think giving nurses minimum wage is something to be proud off.

@user-SubvurzIV

25 күн бұрын

Well youre £1.02 better off than you were an hour ago this time last year so rejoice pleb, thank your overlords and await the friendly knock of the taxman.

@yousausage

25 күн бұрын

Remember this inflation is "transitory" 😂

Out of all the Tories, I think Chris Philp might have the least charisma. And I'm counting Therese Coffey.

@Binns57

25 күн бұрын

Funny you should say that, he reminds me of starmer 😂

@ryanoneill4691

25 күн бұрын

@@Binns57still better then a Tory government 😂😂😂

@ryanoneill4691

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 so true 😂😂😂

@alfching2499

23 күн бұрын

I find it very hard to imagine what this Pillocks Constituence are like,they can’t have a Lot of Brains.And like him must be really quick off the Lip but pointless.

A Jeremy hunt in everything but name

How could anyone vote for this Pillock.

@enm22

25 күн бұрын

In 2019 you could have stuck a blue rosette on a donkey and it would have won his seat, oh wait 🤔

@thenefyncat6970

20 күн бұрын

Somebody must have. I hope they're proud.

If an individual is working an 150hr month, then that person shouldn’t have to worry about the everyday bills, rent, power, internet, water etc. minimums don’t cut the mustard.

Isn't this the ex-immigration minister that thought the Congo was in Rwanda?

This man shouldn’t be allowed to babysit a lettuce!

"Starmer will do anything to get power' - and what will the Tories do to hang on to power??

@hachi.

25 күн бұрын

So what he would be better than this corrupt shower 🤬🤬🤬

@stujujitwingfut5192

25 күн бұрын

​@hachi. Another term is fully deserved by the tories, Britain is on the brink of excellence.

@ohyeah2816

25 күн бұрын

@@stujujitwingfut5192Vote Labour.👍🏼✌🏼

@stujujitwingfut5192

25 күн бұрын

@ohyeah2816 your vote is just a illusion of choice, come the general election they just swap scripts.

@ptonpc

25 күн бұрын

@@ohyeah2816 Vote GTTO. Whoever is most likely to win in your seat to get the tories out.

This man disgusts me! He'd sell his soul and children for a position in power. Creepy and an out and out liar. He has zero shame!

Well they are the racist party, so why the shock at a racist policy

@derekcfoley

25 күн бұрын

if you don't stop black men stabbing other black men, you are just enabling criminals and destroying a community you are pretending to care about. Oh the irony of SJW lefties and liberals, caring more about their perception of racism vs saving actual lives. Sheer hypocrisy and stupidity.

Not to mention Boris shut 60+ police stations in the London area 🙄🙄🙄🤔😎

@Lynnefromlyn

25 күн бұрын

Wasn’t it fire stations? Or if not, he did that as well! What a trashed out chancer he is.

Didn’t a Tory minister walk around carrying a sword not so long ago….

@clivesmith9377

25 күн бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Good one!

@user-SubvurzIV

25 күн бұрын

"I must inform you officer, that this shanking I'm about to carry out is mostly ceremonial" - MC Mordor - Dip Dip, Ching Ching Blaow

This is the same guy who was involved in writing Truss’ fiscal event and Mick Lynch called a liar to his face.

Ah the old "getting tough on crime" trope of desperation, along with hating foreigners and blaming imaginary benefit cheats. It's the clinging onto power with fingernails playbook (which is eerily similar to the fascist playbook).

@richybatty234

25 күн бұрын

Very well said ... 👍

@lizdocherty3067

25 күн бұрын

Crime is down so why are convicted criminals being released early, non custodial sentences being given and people waiting years for court trials and justice.

@evertt7326

24 күн бұрын

​@@lizdocherty3067 because the prisons are crumbling just as much as the NHS. They've literally maintained nothing and built nothing so the prisons, just like the hospitals don't have enough space....

"Contested political debates" Contested in political circles. Ask a medical professional, a psychologist, or a teacher - all of a sudden it's very one-sided.

@chrisr3570

25 күн бұрын

Exactly

@ninjadudeofficial

23 күн бұрын

Damn right. And only quite recently even a contested political idea in many countries. We'd started to move on, until they started running out of scapegoats in their culture war of distraction

Three words, What a tool.

My take away from this is that I should be terrified by knife crime and give police more intrusive powers while at the same time be grateful that crime is so low. .. Should I also clean the boot that stomps me.

@user-SubvurzIV

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

SUS worked so well in the 80's didn't it another example of Tories trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

@Rachel_M_

25 күн бұрын

I remember those days too..

Its Chris GULP GULP GULP GULP Philp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

All children should be encouraged to question their agenda, essential for a good start in life.

It wasn't clear that the question about Rwanda and Congo being different countries was rhetorical from watching the clip again. Philp looked and sounded confused and flustered. Also to answer a genuine question from a member of the public asking about what would have happened to his family with a rhetorical question like "well Rwanda is a different country to Congo isn't it" just comes across as very condescending, but i guess thats to be expected from the Tories.

Whenever they roll out Philp, you just know they've done yet another thing worth a kicking

"I would like to see more stop and search because experts have said it would be a bad idea"

@grumpy-dad3701

25 күн бұрын

We don't trust the police or reported crime figures. We trust a survey carried out

@ossianx8752

25 күн бұрын

Yes, the same ‘experts’ that make a living chasing ‘racism’ unicorns ….. 🦄

Philp is so, so bad. My local MP, jeez

@Lynnefromlyn

25 күн бұрын

My heartiest commiserations to you!

Tories "listen to the charts that say we have got rid of all crime!"

Gulp!

How does this Wally get up in the morning

@lizdocherty3067

25 күн бұрын

His nanny gets him up and washes and dressed him.

@shaun906

23 күн бұрын

for no less than £1k

@danielfry3287

22 күн бұрын

I don't think he does I think it's his padded cell

He keeps on being against kids being shown sexually explicit material whilst not saying what he defines as bring sexually explicit.

@LSmallCatL

25 күн бұрын

Bare knees and ankles are too much.

He takes a big gulp when he delivers a line he has no confidence in. Which is often.

Always a car crash when this fool is on the media round.

20,000 plus bobbies off the streets was one of your Govt's better moves.? No bobbies = more teen crime, it takes time too re establish the status -quote

This guy is all over the place...how do you ignore the reported crime going up that would actually support the need for tougher measures, but instead choose to cherrypick a survey that apparently says your policy has been a massive success in reducing crime? I mean, we all know its complete BS but this is particularly squishy, even for the Tories.

@robba1234

25 күн бұрын

It's a smoke screen, the knife crime one is typical knee jerk after a SWORD attack, And if police would look for knives instead of a blanket (through your pockets, through your wallet search) for a knife? Then they want your name, what you doing, where have you been. Crazy, police confidence is at an all-time low due to their tyrannical behaviour during covid and general US vs THEM attitude

@SalvageMasterEssex

23 күн бұрын

@@robba1234 Blame Khan, he ordered police not to stop and search any non whites so why the hell not blame him. Dumb or what 🤣

"politically contested" AH so not scientifically contested, POLITICALLY contested. Jesus Christ

Acts like he's been on the beak

How about keeping the people in jail that are already in jail

The same numpty who was out doing the rounds defending disastrous Truss budget.

Imagine having an MP someday who is able to answer every question perfectly and able to please all sides

Just a continuation of project fear

I'm sure they'd love to bring back the old Sus Laws...

this man is a ball bag.

@rogerthepigeon2950

25 күн бұрын

I don’t think he’s that useful

Did I just hear this man say the stories had reduced violent crime by 51% since 2010.😅😅😅 I needed a giggle this morning

@SalvageMasterEssex

23 күн бұрын

Yeah and Khan has increased crime in London by about 1000% since he's been Mayor 🤣🤣

Wait, so knife crime is up but violent crime is down. Meaning more people are carrying knives but less are being used in anger?

Yes but stop and search, and the Congo are different places

The problem with 'stop and search' was that it was historically abused by the Police.

@bri957

25 күн бұрын

It still is, coppers don't need a reason no more, don't like the look of ya your getting searched n then they make something up

He obviously drew the short straw to face the press. He's probably still reeling from the kicking he got on QT.

This man is the lowest of the low tory MP ,

What does he mean get knifes off the streets? you can get knifes at Tesco, they just have to go home and open the kitchen draw

Liars and madness enough GE

He gips when he lies.....

@Wimblefish

25 күн бұрын

I've never noticed just how often he does that. Talk about a 'tell'!

Rinsed??!! There was absolutely no pushback on his lies and garbage.

His job is to fight crime. Our very own Tw@man.

We need more information on this CCTV scanning technology, sounds a violation of human rights!

Is anyone still listening to these people. Just go!

Headboy promoted beyond his ability to breathe and speak at the same time. What a pencil!

More stop&search in Westminster. Let's get that coke out of the streets!

4 letters - T.W.A.T.!!!!!!! Also “tête à claques” - translates loosely as "a face so dumb, you want to slap it"

We all know who will be stopped the most in increased stop and searches !

@CompetentGuitarist

24 күн бұрын

The stats don't care about your feelings. Look at knife crime over the last 50 years then look at it in the 50 years before that. Facts are facts. Young black males are far more likely to be either stabbing or being stabbed than any other demographic.

the party who likes to promote freedom really seems abit authoritarian. Restricting protesting and union rules. what else does the government want to take away from people

Cant listen to these amoebas anymore!

If the vast majority don’t find knives or any contraband then surely there must be a more effective way of spending police resources than hounding innocent members of the public. I’m an accountant but have been stopped 10 times in my life. In my experience people that don’t look like me are just as likely to hold a knife if they are in that age group.

I swear that this man is a masochist. He just gets humiliated all of the time. Either that or someone has some dirt on him which means that he has to do the morning news show PR

Mr Gulp!! Always worth a watch for a 😃 😂😂

awful person, awful party, they have ruined our society!

Stop and search haven’t we been here before did not go well the first time around but this is the Tories and they are determined to lose the election. I can live with that 😊

I love his dry mouthed panicky gulps mid sentence

get these out of power!

The context of the clip makes it VERY CLEAR that a rhetorical question WASN'T NEEDED! It also made it VERY CLEAR that this Muppet GENUINELY NEEDED CLARIFICATION that Rwanda & DRC WERE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!

@3:10 did he say a HUGE increase in the minimum wage??? oh what joy! the generosity of this government knows no bounds. and with this increase (9.8%) i'm quite confident that this will incentivise people back into the work market. 🤦🏾‍♂🤦🏾‍♂

If anyone needs stop and search it's that gulping wrong un.

So he is telling destitute families actually you’re not struggling to live day to day, gulp is a thick fool who should be arrested for treason and imitating wood.

Let’s just all wait for the Sue Gray report before we jump to conclusions 🙄

“Let’s wait for the report to come out… you know, when this interview is over and I can’t be asked any awkward questions”

When was these huge increases to min wage? when ever people have asked for it to be raised, its been met by "no" and then MPs getting pay rises.

The gulping Chris Philps thinks DR Congo is his new GP.

Stop and search should be carried out regularly.

Zero eye to eye contact, why are all tories fixated on the desk in front them. LAIRS

Imagine the level of political illiteracy required to walk to the polling booth at the next election and think....."hmmm I reckon I'll give the Tories another go"

"The government is doing what it can to support people".........which people exactly?

Tans is a medical issue, not a political one.

@ninjadudeofficial

23 күн бұрын

Yes but it's had a global consensus medically for some time now. It's only in politics where they decided that it's now contested.

He's a compulsive liar, he never ever tells the truth no matter what.

I live in the Czech Republic. You can legally carry knives here. Yet there is no knife crime problem. Strange that isn't it.

He's shocking

Why is he a minister . The tories are so devoid of ideas & talent you have to ask what they are doing behind the scenes . How many more scandals are they sitting on???

Lawful? Respectful? Since when were police ever either of those? This is the "vegan butcher" or "pacifist general" type of nonsense. Neither is any "bad apple" rhetoric valid. Class bias and contempt is INHERENT, not a problem which can be solved.

A Minister who does not understand the workings of the government and in fact doesn't understand much at all

Police state.

Homacides? When did we move to the USA?!

The Tories have sold off police stations Cut police forces shoplifting has gone up god bless the Tories

Why is the tory on the programme, 20,000 pounds he got for that. Disgusting.

42 new hospitals 20 new warships 20 new prisons they better get there finger out they’ve only got to November