"Jurassic Park, there's Jurassic Park. Where dinosaurs roam freeee A T-Rex roared, Pterodactyl soared Velociraptor don't..------" "CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!!" The moment that signified this review was going to be hilarious.

@Minni-FBA

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Kudos to the editor. That raptor poking his head into the shot was a nice touch.

Martin is so old, he had a pet Velociraptor when he was kid.

@carguy7214

9 жыл бұрын

Galactic Specter TRU TRU

I listened to the review earlier today and just had to watch it on youtube to see the reaction to Tommy's "Actual dinosaurs?"

Corey was dominating in this review! ''Here comes the fuckin' badassosaurus!'' - Corey Coleman, narrating Jurassic World

Funny thing is the black guy in this movie didn't even die

@em.4774

8 жыл бұрын

But then again its a sci fi film not a horror film lol

@marcomeme4875

8 жыл бұрын

Yup, 100% of the black guys in JP 1-3 died. The dumbest scene was probably the Spino eating the one black guy in the plane wreck up in the tree. then the plane crashes and all the white folks in it survive.

@Solqueen86

8 жыл бұрын

***** IKR?

Just found you guys a few weeks ago and it cant stop watching these old episodes lol.

I-Rex expressing her self-contempt at failing to catch the kids will forever influence how I view that scene, hahaha.

@chrismellow7419

6 жыл бұрын

Mademoiselle Beazulbub haha yes

I constantly rewatch this just to see Tommy's burn.

@missmiko1

8 жыл бұрын

+TwilightFlip Yes!

@kyloval33

9 ай бұрын

Same

Raptors communicating was a pretty clear reference to Jurassic Park 3. Seeing as Jurassic park 3 introduced that concept. Also a girl on the tram is reading a book called "God Created Dinosaurs." Which is written by Jeff Goldblum's character after the events of JP1 and is seen and mentioned in Lost world. There are small references to the first 3 movies, just the ones directed towards the first movie where more frequent and dominate.

0:41 Martin got roasted!

1:50 Alan!

Much respect for Korey officially letting his Nerd Flag Fly! Please release a studio recording of his Jurassic Park theme!

Jurassic Park > Jurassic Park 3 > Jurassic World > The Lost World

Tommy got Martin good LMFAO

My thoughts on Jurassic World Can I first say I think it was funny how ‘KingPin’ was antagonizing ‘Star Lord’ The whole film and that asian guy from the first movie was there but at first it was an alright movie nothing spectacular and I was gonna give it a Spill/Double Toasted Rating of Matinee…. ...... ....... ...... THEN THAT FUCKIN ENDING!! kinda SPOILERS but all Ill say is.... FUCKIN YOOOOOO THT ENDING GAVE ME A GOLIATH SIZED HARD ON. I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW FANSERVICY OR RIDICULOUS THAT ENDONG WAS!!!! SO GODDAM RAW . LIKE SERIOUSLY BEAST!!!!! I SCREAMED IN THE THEATER. MY INNER CHILD TOOK OVER ME AND STARTING GRABBING PEOPLE NEXT ME SHAKING THEM FANBOYING AND THEY RECIPROCATED. AND THE WHOLE THEATER WAS GOIN NUTS. Hell even got my action figures out from the 90s and made my own vid cause it was too FUCKIN RAW!! haha

@RiotHiei

9 жыл бұрын

JaxBlade so is it better than sex? ahha

@JaxBlade

9 жыл бұрын

Before it was a Matinee but YES THAT GODDAMN ENDING made it Better than Sex. haha

@zestytacos5959

9 жыл бұрын

JaxBlade bruh love seeing your comments scattered around youtube

You know your movie is bad when the original movie has to come in at the end to kick the new movies ass

@Icipher353

9 жыл бұрын

MrZurata "Move over, Junior. Let me show you how its done!"

@juggernautk.captain5845

9 жыл бұрын

MrZurata MrZurata It was similar, but not the same.SPOILERS BELOW............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. The main characters are cornered by the very raptors Owen raised, due to the raptors siding with the indominus-rex. Owen was ale to regain the trust of Blue, whom is the leader of the pack. Indominus-red came in, knowing her raptor minions had gathered fresh human prey. Blue _attests_ against indominus-rex to spare Owen. Indominus-rex being the monster that she truly is smacks Blue across the area, causing Blue to slam against a pole. This struck a nerve with the other raptors and resulted into the raptors attacking the indominus-rex. The raptors were losing; two out of the three survivors died. But while the raptors were losing, Claire Dearing demand that a mysterious door be opened. As Claire stares into the darkness, she light a flair and proceeded to direct the t-rex to the abdominal threat, indominus-rex. The original tyrant queen of the island, against the completely unnatural monster known as indominus-rex. T.rex fought bravely, but was overwhelmed; after all, t-rex was an animal that was considerably monsterlike at times, while indominus-rex was a genuine monster in a dinosaurian form. Luckily, Blue still had some fight in her, resulting into a teamup of raptor and t-rex against indominus-rex in an epic battle. Together, indominus-rex was down. T-rex roars, but before either could attack again, the park's mosasaur jumped out of its tank and pulled in indominus-rex. Resulting to the end of the film. T-rex and Blue look at each other, and then go their own way. Blue then looked at Owen for acceptance, which Owen with a single nod declined; the raptors did betray the humans and even killed many of them. Blue then runs out of sight; presumably into the wilds.

You guy's crack me up!!! 😂😂😂 Keep up with these movie reviews!👍✊👏 Also do any of you guys have second or different channels?

I just have one question about this movie, before I see it tomorrow. Does it have, as Doug Walker (the Nostalgia Critic) put it, a "motherfuckin' T-Rex?"

@paradoxacres1063

9 жыл бұрын

Of course :)

@sadlobster1

9 жыл бұрын

Paradox Acres Great to hear

@DrZaious

9 жыл бұрын

sadlobster1 It has the original T-rex from the first film. You can tell cause he has the scars from the raptor attack at the end of JP1.

@sadlobster1

9 жыл бұрын

DrZaious Whoa! He survived, that's AWESOME!

@DrZaious

9 жыл бұрын

sadlobster1 Yeah, before the movie came out there was a website, that gave a digital tour of the new park and a list of the attractions and it had the T-Rex from the first film, and there was rumors that the original T-Rex was going to be in the movie and he was. Also the Jeep the kids drive is the same jeep Malcom and company are in when they are being chased by the T-Rex.

13:21 to 13:47, my people never catch a break.

I hated the ending. It was such shlock that I couldn't take any of it seriously. The raptor and T-rex may as well have done a fist bump at the end.

@VEZOK54

8 жыл бұрын

That was what made the movie worth it for me..People shouldn't take movies about genetically manufactured dinosaur theme parks seriously anyway xD I think the movie needed more over the top scenes.

@christianrapper

7 жыл бұрын

They gave the head nod. It's the same thing.

"Alan."

I totally agree! That ending was spectacular! I was a little upset throughout the movie because I didn't see my favorite dinosaur....but than....he arrived like the badass he is. I had tears in my eyes when I saw him again. That shit just took me back to when I was a kid. I would have given it full price. But that's just me.

JW was beyond terrible.

Did Korey film himself playing with dinosaurs?

@diegomendivil7101

9 жыл бұрын

Marvin8861 Lol that's exactly what it looks like, If he did thats awesome!

@ryanmcelroy5470

3 жыл бұрын

@@diegomendivil7101 yes

I have the most sympathy for Zara. Claire dumps the kids on her.

Been telling everyone about you guys. Really great stuff you deserve more views.

Saw it yesterday, gave it a MATINEE!!!

I love dinosaurs. They're so beautiful and majestic. Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur.

I could watch these guys all day long.

Man...hilarious review! Keep it going, guys.

Was the music at 18:18 the music from the dinosaur segment of Fantasia?

@lamarford1601

8 жыл бұрын

+pjamese3 Yes, the music is from Fantasia. It's a segment from The Rite of Spring by Igor Stravinsky.

I laughed so unbelievably hard at the scene of the Indominous attempting to eat the ball. I shouldn't be laughing at your monster in a monster movie. That's a huge problem. I never really felt any concern for any characters in this, I never felt like the Indominous was an actual threat, because they made it a joke. The movie wasn't helped by the terrible special effects. You know you've fucked up if the 22 year old special effects in the original film look better. Granted, that's because they used practical effects more than CGI, but the practical effects were just as week, and looked, in some ways, more fake than the CGI. Also, the T-Rex vs Indominous scene at the end was easily Michael Bay levels of bad. I felt like I was watching a Transformers movie, where I couldn't tell who was who, who was winning, who was losing. That's never a good thing. At the end of the day, I wouldn't give this more than a rental. I'd say watch it on TV in a couple of years, if you must watch it at all.

22:15 song name?

I am excited for the movie and also laughing that Martin actually agrees that it is worth a matinee lol

Please tell me the name of that song at the end

i love how ths movie had 2 and 3 not happen, explains how they gave it another shot

0:40

Love these reviews! -Shane

I do sympathize with Claire when her sister drops her kids on her Claire has a job to do & if she doesn't do her job she'll get fired. If I were Claire I would've told my sister "Hey I got a job to do I can't spend my time with your kids you obviously don't give a shit if I get fired because you decided to dump your brats on me. Be glad I gave them tickets to every event at this park." I also hated the forced romance between Howard & Pratt.

Does Tommy ever watch the movies?

Honestly it was a lowest rental and inches away for some ol' bullshit

"pterodactyls are assholes, man" I lol'd at that

I was never able to suspend my disbelief and get into this movie. Mainly I couldn't get over the fact that this was a monster movie whose monsters were animals that actually existed at some point (except the main one, of course, but that still shouldn't exempt it from practical animal behavior). I mean, all of these things were just killing and destroying at any chance they got; that's not the way animals behave. Think of it like this: if this movie had taken place in a zoo where real world animals got loose but everything else was the same, people would think it was super stupid, but that's what this is. On top of that, there were a few other things that I couldn't get over. The military group wanting to use raptors as weapons was so dumb; I mean even looking beyond the problem of guns in modern war and the necessity to domesticate them, a bear (an animal that exists now) would be just like a raptor as a weapon, but with more natural armor, that is to say, more effective. Also, without trying to spoil anything, inter-dinosaur communication is so stupid. I liked the action sequences, though, and the dinosaur fight at the end was pretty cool, so there's that I guess.

@MrTHEMONEEMAKER

6 жыл бұрын

K0N 2 things man 1# animal DNA was used to make these dinosaurs and they bring that up in the movie 2# animals have been used in war matched in the past but also the last century the idea is not as far-fetched as you think

Dude, I would pay to see a Jurassic World 2: Scared Straight!!! :D

@andim.8788

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

Last 30 minutes of the film was dope as hell.

THIS MOVIE IS BETTER THAN SEX FOR JURASSIC PARK FANS, FULL PRICE FOR EVERYONE ELSE. IT SHITS ON 2 and 3 AND IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE FIRST. THIS MOVIE IS THE JURASSIC PARK 2 THAT WE SHOULD OF GOTTEN. LONGTIME JURASSIC PARK FANS WILL BE IN TEARS.

im suprise no one made a joke that christ pratt (starlord) and Vincent D'Onofrio (kingpin) was in the same movie?? Starlord vs Kingpin #marvelcinematicuniverse

12:05 LOL

@happilyonabudget

7 жыл бұрын

I know I could not stop laughing at that.

Im dissapointed that we didnt get the Deebosaurus.

Movie was alright.

@avgnfandon2

4 жыл бұрын

jack harrington I know this is 4 years late but a 7.9/10 is meh? 🧐

Goddamn I love this podcast!!!!!!

Talk about gruesome deaths, that oversized Mosasaur which belonged in Pacifim Rim never mind Jurassic World, yeah it totally fucked up that Pterodactyl, its also swallowed that British lady too..CHOMP... liked the movie overrall thought, best sequel by far

@ArtofLunatik

9 жыл бұрын

Aw man she got a fucked up death lol.i was like damn , and she was hot.

Seeing Omar Sy in the cast is what finalized my choice to see this movie. Bishop, baby. JP2 and JP3 did get SLIGHT nods. Ian Malcolm's book is seen on Larry's desk (from 2), and tie-in material shows Hoskins got his job thanks to containing the pteranodon breakout from the other island (from 3). Yeah, too little effort was made fleshing out the kids' backstory. I felt the pacing toward the end got a little rushed though, and TOO deferential to the original.

@marcomeme4875

8 жыл бұрын

Omar is a great actor and a great guy. He deserved some mainstream recognition

@megagrey

8 жыл бұрын

Pastor Bush Thanks to this and X-Men, he's got it.

why do some ppl hate the 2nd or third? their both still great. I say that based on the dinosaurs alone.

@itspricila

7 жыл бұрын

i liked them too

@akveerhasan4000

7 жыл бұрын

This раrtiсulaaаr glitсh still аid mysеlf tо disсоvеr mооrе Cоins, Cаsh аnd Fооооd, еххаmine it hееre! twitter.com/2b221f57eb75c29b8/status/735030775029112832 JURАSSIC WОRLD Doublе Тоааааstеd Reviеw

Corey needs to put that song on iTunes with Martin

This film from beginning to end, I give this a high matinee borderline low full price. And that's as far as I'm going to give. And relieved that I wasn't disappointed with the film. Far from it. Compared to the first, this ranks a very close second. The last two sequel films, left me very unsatisfied. This was a good sequel film and I'm itching to find out what happens next? What is going on elsewhere with the geneticist Henry Wu still alive and the embryos packed up and shipped back to InGen? I'm curious to find out when the second film comes in the future.

That may have been the age joke of all age jokes. And that's saying a lot here

What was the rap beat in the "thug life" interlude?

@KabbalahSherry

9 жыл бұрын

It's a beat by Pharaoh Monk I thought. *shrug* Could be wrong tho

@crushsatan

9 жыл бұрын

KabbalahSherry thanks yo.

@crushsatan

9 жыл бұрын

okay thanks I found it. "Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monch

THIS MOVIE WAS THE FUCKIN SHIZNIT!

Hollywood writers have no clue what to do what this story concept... which is a good one...

lmao that last part

Sooo this is where the cast of spill is !!!!

I agree with Korey. That last part with the final brawl. I lost my shit at the theater. I was like that dud from Godzilla saying "Let them Fight." I just.... Orgasmed it was so awesome. I wanted to light a cigarette when the credits rolled. P.s that motorcycle raptor scene was the shit.

I guess because I had such low expectations, especially from critics and people I know, I was surprised I actually enjoyed this. I didn't get pissed off, just upset at the overused military angle. But overall it was a nice ride. The ending sealed the deal though. 🌟⭐🌟

please .double toasted hardcore henry review

Damn I gotta see this now

@MrTHEMONEEMAKER

8 жыл бұрын

+Arikarinful FULL PRICE >:O ROAR!!!

The last thirty minutes was better than sex.

I definitely liked this movie more than 3 but its still not as good as 1 and 2. It needed more animatronics blending; it was too reliant on cgi. That's why the dinosaurs looked so awesome in the originals. Shit they still look awesome even today. I guess these days it's easier, cheaper or quicker to just use a shit load of cgi on everything. The thing that excited me the most about this movie was the Mosasaurus (the water dino). I don't mind that dino being 100% cgi because it's aquatic. I finally got to see a Mosasaur on the big screen and it was awesome!

did tommy ever ask his question?

@terrancejohnson9108

7 жыл бұрын

Nope.

My 2 cents, if you took out the token "military wants to weaponize the dinos" shit, then this would be a great sequel, the movie had a badass evil hybrid as it's villain, it didn't need the military as well. However that being said, it's a minor gripe that over all does not take away from this fun movie

Damn korey was harsh on that kid lol

This movie was on Michael Bay levels of bad.

how come people dont like the lost world? i thought it surpassed the first

i really did enjoyed this movie and i love Bryce Dallas Howard and i love her as a actress and i like this movie way better than the last three Jurassic Park trilogy and i'm gonna give Jurassic World 2015 a 10/10 stars i really did enjoyed this movie

Thanks guys now I wana see scared straight with dinosaurs. Lol

We should be happy that so far the Dinosaurs aren't alive anymore as there wouldn't be any human race anymore!

the movie turns 5 today! better than the last 2 sequels but not as good as the first movie these human characters are so flat and 1 dimensional the real appeal is still the dinos and that climax...so worth it!

Clean cut Corey.

This shit is so funny. Good job guys.

That song was awesome.

Am I the only one that didn't think the movie was absolutely amazing? I thought the characters/plot was probably the weakest part of the movie. The probably is that was pretty much the same as the first Jurassic Park. Sure they might be paying some homage to the original, but it was predictable and nothing special. The Characters... where do I even start? I hated like 90% of the characters. The majority were not likeable. I only liked 3 characters: Owen (Chris Pratt), the black guy and the nerd in the control room. The rest of the cast were insanely annoying and stupid as hell. The two kids are stupid as hell. The younger brother was really whiny. The older brother was a stupid horny idiot. Claire is the stupidest scientist/manager in the world. Masrani, the park owner, was just contradicting himself throughout the movie. The villain was a moron with a stupid plan. They tried to make the characters more likeable around the halfway mark, but it's a little too late, I already hate them. I was basically rooting for the I-Rex to kill them. If it wasn't for Chris Pratt, the I-Rex, and beautiful visuals, this would easily be a very average movie, 6/10 or solid rental. But because of these things, I would say it's roughly above average, 7/10 or low matinee. I don't think it was as amazing as people say it was

The auto-block system strikes again on your In-and-Out video.

I watched this again just before going into Fallen Kingdom and those kids fuckin annoyed me.

Low Full Price for me!

I loved this movie. I saw it in 3D.

How hard is it to pronounce INDOMINUS REX lol

I enjoyed this film.. Y'all can say what you want, but I say Full price.

@MrTHEMONEEMAKER

8 жыл бұрын

+Raeyne Jaymeson FULL PRICE >:O ROAR!!!

You're "Inside Out" review just got blocked.

For me this is a high rental.

no korey... there are no words... haha

I saw this movie and it was average and had a ridiculous ending. It seemed like the movie was made in 1992 because anyone who was white and American was brave and tough and anyone who wasn't was either killed or cowardly. I can't understand why this movie is getting such good reviews. It is only slightly better than the previous sequels but only just.

@drewzeedc7173

8 жыл бұрын

Delboy0 The black guy in the movie, named Barry, that fought alongside Chris Pratt's character was not cowardly. He also survived. Whereas the white nerdy guy in the control booth was pretty cowardly up until the end of the movie, and he's super white, and American.

@MrTHEMONEEMAKER

8 жыл бұрын

+DrewZee DC Your comment proves his is full of shit

Velaciroptor

This movie has not aged well

The Jurassic Park franchise should be a commentary about capitalism.

@JazGalaxy

7 жыл бұрын

I'm... pretty sure it's always been considered that. NGEN has always been the capitalist side who won't stop to question "whether they should" and the hippy scientists are always there to retire the natural order.

Damn how old Is korey he said he cried as a grown man 22 years ago so he had to be at least 18 then and 40 now I thought lorry was like 35 or something

@terrancejohnson9108

7 жыл бұрын

42-43

@ryanmcelroy5470

3 жыл бұрын

@@terrancejohnson9108 yes

Hello!

This movie was so bad...like Fast Food. Good for the moment, but no substance...

How can this English guy get a job on this show ffs.

I don't appreciate the forced romance and pointless annoying subplots. Otherwise I LOVED it! Better than Sex and I'm not sorry because this movie knows it's flaws but they have to move the story along so the romance and sub plots are a cop out but they make up for it very well.