You ever think about the fact that if heavy won we'd be stuck with the old pyro until the end of time

@apyr1439

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@mosio.2504

3 жыл бұрын

My dream,nerfed pyro and pootis 3000

@leonardo9259

3 жыл бұрын

@@mosio.2504 unpredictable pyro******

@SkillZgetKillZ

3 жыл бұрын

That is not true... They infact mentioned in the article that regardless of who won the Pyro bugs would be addressed...

@iverjosjq8540

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkillZgetKillZ They also said that eventually the Heavy would get an update yet here we are.

Pyro mains: yea we got an update Heavy mains: yes pyros but *we got a bannna*

@Soze-zw1uy

5 жыл бұрын

bannna

@dukenukem2258

5 жыл бұрын

Well....let's just admit that when heavy gets an update...pryos gonna get an item/weapon to balance the thing out

@michaelbesser5348

4 жыл бұрын

@@goobols Not even just that. Pyro's new weapons are kind of bad compared to the banana. Running down the list, Dragon's Fury requires more effort to use for what is often pretty much no more reward than stock, and for a massive airblast penalty. The Gas Passer is kind of a joke at this point. It lets you ignite Pyros, which is cool I guess, but if you want to spread afterburn, the Scorch Shot does that with no cooldown. The Thermal Thruster has issues with how long it takes to switch back to your flamethrower. It's so bad that even Degreaser becomes hard to use with it. The Hot Hand is kind of a joke, but everyone knows that at this point. It's not exactly competing with Powerjack or the new Axtinguisher at this point.

@dumpsterchild131

4 жыл бұрын

*_bannna_*

@mechaapple7552

4 жыл бұрын

*B A N N N A*

Watching this in 2023, the fact that the Rescue Ranger used to be able to heal buildings for free is insane.

@wr3nche5

Жыл бұрын

IKR i didn't know that before now and the concept of that is mind blowing to me

@starzozero

10 ай бұрын

@@wr3nche5it didn’t heal ammo and sucked (and still sucks) as a proper weapon so it wasn’t completely overpowered. at least after they nerfed the wrangler shield anyway.

@LoderryPlaysPVP

10 ай бұрын

I fucking miss that...

@Boneheaded0

7 ай бұрын

@@starzozeroit’s pretty okay for spy checking because of the sound

Everyone back in 2017 was like “this update sucks ass, there’s too many problems. Although, they’ll most likely fix this, and what we got is cool. I wonder what will the heavy update be like. Let’s hope it’ll have a better launch than Jungle Inferno.”. We were all happy, and we didn’t know what was going to happen.

@Guy-mh4xq

2 жыл бұрын

Or rather, wasn't going to happen

@leferrett340

Жыл бұрын

Massive spy nerf 😭😭

@c0cknballt0rture10

Жыл бұрын

The heavy update will be released at the end of time if were lucky

@justafurrywithinternet317

Жыл бұрын

You know, with how recently valve has been doing something about the bots, maybe they just... took a 5 year break? And we'll get the updates and stuff? please

@someweirdoguy6633

Жыл бұрын

No heavy update of course. Screw pyro mains.

The second banana is listed as 50% less healing and time, but it's actually 33% less healing and 66% less time

@farkrits

4 жыл бұрын

If it was half health and half time we would just use the chocolate bar as it would be superior

@boomeronet7888

4 жыл бұрын

We would use buffalo steak sandvich as it is the clearly superior over every other heavy secondary. Then we just need the eviction notice and brass beast without ceasing to spin the minigun, and we're good to go with the most powerful loadout in tf2

@tong6644

4 жыл бұрын

BenefitsBens no man clearly the panic attack is the best lunchbox item masterace

@grate9

2 жыл бұрын

@@tong6644 ah yes, Heavy can crunch through steel

@isaiahp.4609

2 жыл бұрын

so what’s the 1%?

Dane main the Uncle engie

@robbiebarnett362

5 жыл бұрын

mad lad. Hmmmmm

@honeycrisp3084

4 жыл бұрын

Engie Dane the uncle main

@bortel888

4 жыл бұрын

The dane engie main uncle

@angeryitalianchef7251

4 жыл бұрын

ok..

@Asweetsomeone

4 жыл бұрын

Wut ?

There are contracts where you must push and stop the cart Yet they didn't put an option to choose the team you wanna be in when looking for a match

@mr_willybilly

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna ask what difference that makes but I forgot about Payload and Attack/Defend

@ITMenterprises

3 жыл бұрын

That's probably because it will make finding a match harder

@PASTELXENON

3 жыл бұрын

But that would require a rework of matchmaking to stop sending me to 2fort

@Wabbaaajack

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but you switch from attack to defense and vice versa anyway

@leonardo9259

3 жыл бұрын

@@PASTELXENON deselect 2fort I know, it's pretty difficult, but hear me out, you can do it in 5 clicks or less

You can tell this was a long time ago by the way he talks to us about discord as if we were an alien species

@jmurray1110

2 жыл бұрын

And his optimism about the gas passer the unanimous worst weapon in the game outside of MVM

It's also worth mentioning that the Gas Passer is amazing in MvM. The Explode on Ignite upgrade lets the pyro fill the role of the Medic killer, and because you recharge it with fire damage, you'll be throwing out these things ever 5 seconds. Damage wise, you can keep up with the soldier pretty easily.

@LiLScunt

6 жыл бұрын

SoundSmith ayy

@simonflee2009

6 жыл бұрын

are going to show this is mvm shenanigans

@afroman9355

6 жыл бұрын

BUT SOUNDSMITH WHERE ARE MY MISC STEREOTYPES

@donuberry7654

6 жыл бұрын

SoundSmith true, it could make people want to play pyro for mvm more, but I don't care about mvm :p

@donuberry7654

6 жыл бұрын

SoundSmith but you would have to be pretty close especially with the new flames, but the soldier can still shoot from a decent range and do a lot of damage and he has more consistent damage, and it takes a while for the gas thing to charge up

This makes me curious of what they would've given the heavy if he won

@arnelbraga4745

5 жыл бұрын

Probably the heavy update that we anticipated and some new weapons and the banana, instead of the second banana, we will get *T H E F I R S T B A N A N A*

@THATguy-xi4yx

5 жыл бұрын

@@arnelbraga4745 the first banana is just a longer banana

@arnelbraga4745

4 жыл бұрын

@@THATguy-xi4yx *Y E S*

@nickolascrousillat4265

4 жыл бұрын

@@ITMenterprises it would be in SOVIET RUSSIA

@boomeronet7888

4 жыл бұрын

A sandvich minigun

I keep rewatching this hoping that I will get a youtube notification called "The heavy update" while watching

@angeryitalianchef7251

4 жыл бұрын

We will get the engineers update first didn’t you see there KZread page?

@angeryitalianchef7251

4 жыл бұрын

No one Ik dat now and I’m big sad

@angeryitalianchef7251

4 жыл бұрын

No one I corrected your statement too “One day they will make a new update that’s actually good and we will still play tf2 regardless of when this update comes out because it’s tf2 is tea”

@br.4839

4 жыл бұрын

HL:Alyx come out so we have a chance

@senorbones1869

4 жыл бұрын

@@br.4839 not a very good chance my friend

The hot hand might be bad, but my god, getting a kill with it is SO damn satisfying

@blah6379

3 жыл бұрын

True. Think the weapon is way too overhated. Like come on! It's a meme slapper! Of course it's bad!

@CHILLIN2540

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it can still 3 hit medics and 4 hit soldiers and all the others only take one more hit (Assuming they're all using stock) the hot hand does about 50 damage so really not too bad.

@Real_temmie_undertalo

2 жыл бұрын

@@CHILLIN2540 50damage? Damn

@CHILLIN2540

2 жыл бұрын

@@Real_temmie_undertalo 52 exactly if I remember correctly

@Real_temmie_undertalo

2 жыл бұрын

@@CHILLIN2540 That is like more than the axtinguisher's base damage

2017: jungle inferno engineer on fire 2019: jungle inferno Amazon on fire

@kannatheweeb8836

4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@dauntlessnicholas1672

4 жыл бұрын

speeda waaagon anything will do at this point. I’m hella desperate for new weapons and contents with a major content

@lordomega9959

4 жыл бұрын

Thought that was a porno for a second

@mmoknay9943

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Omega I’m not even gonna ask why

@lordomega9959

4 жыл бұрын

winning jungle inferno, amazon of fire. I watch some weird shit.

5:16 How he almost starts laughing at the heavy cracked me up.

3 Years Later Me: Uncle Dane you said the Pyros would be gone within the next month you had no idea how wrong you were

@Morshu_DarkSouls

4 жыл бұрын

It's honestly surprising that there are still so many pyros even after all this time.

@Jfrost9101

4 жыл бұрын

They actually managed to make pyro fun, and now people are playing it I think we all just got used to seeing so few pyros

@Morshu_DarkSouls

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jfrost9101 How is he more fun now though? All they changed was the way airblast worked and how the flame hitboxes functioned. He still plays the same way as before, but the flames are just a bit more consistent now.

@Jfrost9101

4 жыл бұрын

@@Morshu_DarkSouls Well, yeah. Pyro's now more consistent, has more options thanks to support, movement and precision alternatives, and isn't as likely to get you flamed for playing anymore. Playing Pyro feels a lot better now, so people who previously shunned the mumble monster gave him a second chance.

@hl_scientist1964

4 жыл бұрын

4 years latter

"I think it was-" "ShHhhhhhhhhh You are dead." "Okay." 5:16

@tf2engineer121

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, you're ded!

@magnetiteeagle2.025

3 жыл бұрын

@@tf2engineer121 I AM DEAD !

@marpez6360

3 жыл бұрын

@@MooseEgg1 i think it is why--

@marpez6360

3 жыл бұрын

@@MooseEgg1 SHHHH YOU ARE DEAD

@s-gamer2705

3 жыл бұрын

@@marpez6360 Okay.

“The hell, the Frontier Justice sounds like it’s shooting a box of Captain Crunch!” -Ankle Dan the Vry gud sentry man

@Local_Phantasm

3 жыл бұрын

frontier crunchtice

14:18 it was at this moment, that we knew, things are about to get real.

Man watching this again after 6 years of zero updates is depressing

Man this update is awesome! I wonder what they’re planning next!

@ForgottenSouls

Жыл бұрын

We are getting an UPDATE SIZED UPDATE! i mean wait no a holiday sized update!

@StanleyTF22

Жыл бұрын

Im sorry but i gotta tell you the bad news

@ignacya8048

11 ай бұрын

Seal update

@SkinnyScoutsillies

11 ай бұрын

@@ignacya8048yeas

Mercenary park in a nutshell: Attacking team waits for 10 minutes after capturing the second point to lose.

How the Pyro got his groove back? Don't you mean... _The Empyro's New Groove?_

@bap5741

4 жыл бұрын

Decent joke, It made me grin :)

@G_Macks

4 жыл бұрын

I would post a Seinfeld theme link but I’m on mobile

@samuelskinny

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean How engie Requisitioned His Groove Back

@roscora614

4 жыл бұрын

I hate you But it made me exhale through my nose so I'll like the comment

@mipcrazeold

3 жыл бұрын

I exhaled air take my like

little did he know

Hard to believe it's been 3 years

@plbster

Жыл бұрын

5 and two thirds of a year now :(

@Pepsiandmilkbutalsopalindrome

27 күн бұрын

Hard to believe it's been 6 (getting close to 7) years

Also the dragon’s fury and the gas blast taunt look gorgeous in pyrovision

@davidmartinez-toribio6825

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@user-ys3jq3uf4p

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Williams gas blast?

@girf4233

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-ys3jq3uf4p the taunt kill

@dukenukem2258

5 жыл бұрын

Girf too be more exact the taunt kill for the thermal thruster

5:17 Heavy glitching in and out of this universe since he hasn’t had an update in years

@snake_eater1963

Жыл бұрын

still holds true

The gas passer is used for area denial But... but... but that's *my* job! ***screeches in texas***

@mr.hungryloser

4 жыл бұрын

**Small and slurred "Oi" followed by drunken snoring.**

Little did he know he would need to wait 9 - 8 years for the next update

I rate the gaspasser a 5/5. Go into mvm with it. Youll know what i mean

@coopasoopa536

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Garozzo yeah, only mvm

@imtheman84

6 жыл бұрын

STOP ROBOT ABUSE!

@ro2202

6 жыл бұрын

m V m S h E n A n A g I n S

@teedeegremlin

6 жыл бұрын

Gas Passer + Explode on ignite = doomed steel gauntlets

@recreationeer53

5 жыл бұрын

Trollfaced Mario + back burner = pyro g🅾️d

I was playing casual and someone said..."How do I use the rescue ranger this weapon sucks"

@Takai05

4 жыл бұрын

LAUGHS IN 0 METAL

@justanalias5642

4 жыл бұрын

@@Takai05 man if only it was like csgo where you can team kill. I would have killed my med to get that 100 metal, med would have understood.

@Izzybelled

4 жыл бұрын

@@justanalias5642 That's one sure way to get your IP tracked and then be kidnapped

@MrGermandeutsch

4 жыл бұрын

@@Izzybelled what the fuck are you on about

@megaagentj2248

4 жыл бұрын

MrGermandeutsch he said to *kill the medic*

Wake me up when it's been 7 years since this video released

5:17 heavy is having a heart attack

@mynameisjosep

4 жыл бұрын

poor heavy the cause of the heart attack is losing the update

The Ruscue Ranger can save buildings, but can't save itself.

@Displaced

6 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@justmovedin

6 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?

@aperson6505

6 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rescue Ranger 'the wise?'

@antiusername10

6 жыл бұрын

I think Jesus F. Christ did that....

@mertdemirhan544

Жыл бұрын

e

"aiming skill" [Draws scorch shot] lol

@lightwqve8494

4 жыл бұрын

He was talking about the dragons fury tho

@bazooka712

4 жыл бұрын

@@lightwqve8494 no one uses that.

@lightwqve8494

4 жыл бұрын

he was literally talking about it mate

@katatonikbliss

4 жыл бұрын

@@bazooka712 sadly people do use it, as shitty pyro mains dont realize how bad it is because "haha new weapon" pretty fun to go pyro and airblast their fire back at them tho

@crosby_underscore4987

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in sticky spam*

14:21 Engineer goes around with a jackhammer while running in the 90’s

@fucka1386

Жыл бұрын

Why does this comment make no sense

@zzyxxyzz5442

Жыл бұрын

@@fucka1386 uhhhm, achtshtooallyie it's a reference what's happening at the point of the video which they've commented the timestamp on.

"I dont know why they nerfed afterburn" *Gets hit by one puff of fire* Half my health: Ight ima head out

Y'know I tried to play spy during this update ... Now I know what pain is

@antonioazulamarillo7579

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@mosio.2504

3 жыл бұрын

You can easily fuck them if they dont use M2 or S

@abmalreklaw5096

3 жыл бұрын

Dam

@aidengray3998

3 жыл бұрын

Every single "person" that plays spy deserves every bit of such pain.

@abmalreklaw5096

3 жыл бұрын

@Aiden Gray yes I can agree but it is really fucking hard to get good at spy. I don't really like it because he has an Insta kill ability and usually when you get stabbed by a spy you need to remember where he stabbed you, or you'll get stabbed again, and when you're dead you just wanna get back in the fucking action you don't wanna worry about fucking spy's so yeah that's it's annoying.

the banana is the chocolate on steroids.

@icata12345

6 жыл бұрын

i knew it's not only me thinking the banana is to good! :D

@Face08

6 жыл бұрын

chocolate banana

@Vilverna

6 жыл бұрын

you can't make me stop using my Dalokah

@dicktsui1818

6 жыл бұрын

the banana heals more health per second if you count recharge and you don't need to worry about wasting it

@theheadacheking4869

6 жыл бұрын

no it isn't. the dalokohs bar may only heal 100 health, but it also buffs the heavy's max health to 350, indirectly resulting in health packs healing more. the banana heals 200 hp. that's it.

I like to come back to this video to remember what it felt like to have a real update

Man remember when TF2 got updates Fun times

@mohammadwaled409

3 жыл бұрын

No

@galileacarmona6254

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@prussia5556

3 жыл бұрын

It’s still getting bug fixes and new hats it still getting updated it didn’t drop support

@lShadow426l

3 жыл бұрын

@@prussia5556 Support and updates are two different things

@diegobrando1788

3 жыл бұрын

I can't comment so i'm commenting here: Why is 90% of the comments I read all about tf2? Yes I'm a fan of the game tf2 but this is a roblox. Might get put into r/youngpeopleyoutube

The thermal thruster is like the detonator but: You don’t need to lose health to jump You have no ranged damage They have an interesting dynamic

@kirbysucks5001

5 жыл бұрын

and you go much farther as well

@shekelsean

5 жыл бұрын

It's like the detonator, but not like the detonator in the slightest

@joanaguayoplanell4912

4 жыл бұрын

@@kirbysucks5001 but your can't use it as frequently

@katatonikbliss

4 жыл бұрын

its like the detonator for assholes who cant det jump but still want a free mobility boost then?

@triangulum8869

4 жыл бұрын

its also LOUD AS FUCK

I like the donkey kong music

@pipimipeanuts2112

6 жыл бұрын

me to

@Joseph-yh8gn

6 жыл бұрын

The nostalgia

@donkeykongisytpooping3002

5 жыл бұрын

Polar Well I’m late

@cameroncollazo9797

5 жыл бұрын

What this is dk2

@Jonthecool44

5 жыл бұрын

@@cameroncollazo9797 donkey kong country 2

2017: Valve did everything i hoped they would 2021: where valv

5 years ago man. Jesus.

Uncle dane serious question! The Dueling Banjo Vs The Jumping Pack Who wins a place in your heart?

@BlueDavrial

6 жыл бұрын

What's with this "initial D"/"initial E" meme going around in these comments?

@lemydudee

6 жыл бұрын

Davrial aka Blue Mario I think that initial E is the call for medic.... Idk about initial D

@Reragi

6 жыл бұрын

Lemy The Pengu Initial D because *EUROBEAT JACKHAMMER*

@tomithino456

6 жыл бұрын

Dueling banjo FTW

@AHRevolvers

6 жыл бұрын

Davrial aka Blue Mario Initial D is an anime with the song that was played at 14:31. Initial E is a joke that people press the E button too much for medic that is based off of Initial D's name.

Funnily enough, this update made the engie super op for the first week because all spies received a massive hot-hand bitch-slap.

@imcintyre01

6 жыл бұрын

Liam Weis no, but pybros got a lot more engie dates since becoming.....HOTTER!!!!

@CommentBlewUp

6 жыл бұрын

And all short range classes

17:14 "have you ever been wrong about something?" had to do it to em

And 4 years later... The game is choked with sniper and heavy bots. And the heavy hasn't been updated yet.

@specterknight0542

2 жыл бұрын

dude now its better i didint see any sniperbot in a lot well since medium month ago

0:16 glad I wasn’t the only one intensely bothered by that

@SonofTiamat

6 жыл бұрын

I'm bothered by the fact the Vaccinator doesn't have a similar cool effect going on. I looks like the medic just put a sticker on his gizmo. It looks like a toy.

Basically, Yeti Park is best played as all Pyro, Stalingrad-style. Throw yourself into the chokepoints and force your way onto the points with sheer numbers. In other words, its the final salute to w+m1 Pyros.

@EdgyPickle

6 жыл бұрын

Beautiful.

@jimbojones5136

6 жыл бұрын

*mercenary park

@QWERTY708100

6 жыл бұрын

Doot da doot...

@jerrymcghoulberry355

6 жыл бұрын

URAAAA

@what8305

6 жыл бұрын

I like mercenary park for one reason. It's the secret undergound room near Blu spawn. I just build a teleporter there and then put my entrance once they cap the 1st point and then now my teammates can teleport behind the enemy spawn.

The hot hand would make *perfect sense* if it had a Disciplinary Action-style speed-boost, either to friendlies or just to the user.

Imagine in an alternate universe where Heavy got the update and Pyro was still a buggy class

@specterknight0542

2 жыл бұрын

i will not like to live in that hell

Now that the update is out, which map did you see the devs playing on your trip to valve?

@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by

6 жыл бұрын

most likely merc. park

As soon as scream fortress is out jungle inferno maps are empty

@Ferdoe

6 жыл бұрын

Well, you have less time for scream fortress contracts so. Makes sense.

@keel1237

6 жыл бұрын

The Tiger lol its out

@bobbyferg9173

6 жыл бұрын

Yet even scream fortress maps aren’t as populated as the many Turbines or GoldRushes.

@TF2CrunchyFrog

6 жыл бұрын

Relax, Scream Fortress is only for like 10 days. Afterwards people will go back to jungle maps. It's even a good thing, otherwise people might become tired of the Jungle contracts after the 1-2 week of nonstop jungle.

10:50 "After the jungle inferno contract season is over" Oh my sweet summer child, how naïve you were.

For the extinguish with thermal thruster after getting 3 points in a whole match I just got a friend to cow mangler super shot himself in spawn so I can extinguish him 27 times.

@specterknight0542

2 жыл бұрын

man i wish i have friends like them

I really love this update. It brought back what made TF2 special in the first place. The balance changes like the Pocket Pistol, Bison, Rescue Ranger and the Flamethrowers itself, weapons like the Second Banana and the Dragon’s Fury, contracts that are easy to understand and are challenging to complete, taunts like the Jumping Jack and Yeti Punch, cosmetics like the Yeti Heavy set and Saxton Hat and war paints are all amazing! I won’t say it’s the best update in TF2, that goes to the Uber Update as it made the game go Free to Play which saved the game from dying out, I would say it’s probably one of the Top 10 or even Top 5 Best Updates in TF2! Taking about the Rescue Ranger, I think another reason the Rescue Ranger got nerfed was because it was the only weapon the Engineer would use on defence as it was another way of healing your buildings which can make taking out a Sentry a pain in the arse. But now because of the nerf, I’m seeing more Engineers equipping other weapons like the Shotgun and the recently changed Panic Attack which is a breath of fresh air to see rather than seeing Rescue Ranger Engineers 24/7. Also, 5:16 This is how the Heavy reacted when he lost the Heavy vs Pyro War.

@mickeymao9979

6 жыл бұрын

Why do you have top comment in literally every TF2 video I see?

@kitneys1636

6 жыл бұрын

Hello once again StickMaster.

@bludgeon1081

6 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 Are you making multiple accounts and liking yourself?

@StickMaster500

6 жыл бұрын

FineCarpa No I don’t do that nor have I ever considered doing it, especially bots.

@supertonyjr8903

6 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 pyro needs Nerf his new flame thrower has splash dmg wtf?? And his normal flame throwers have too much dmg and range so if u find a pyro in a corner u will die 9/10 times it needs a Nerf 100% in pros speed, range or DMG

7:43 Uncle Dane is Big Smoke confirmed

@ro2202

6 жыл бұрын

All we had to do was follow the damn train!

@kishenraghavan572

6 жыл бұрын

TonƎ I

5 fucking years ago. god damnit

5:15, that poor Heavy XD

@g-man9208

6 жыл бұрын

He is having "sex" with the wall xd

@ogonplayzgames7823

5 жыл бұрын

"KISS ME" XD

@mywill2liv311

5 жыл бұрын

I like how Dane slightly laughs

@boomeronet7888

4 жыл бұрын

Hot hand is slightly better when you're air blasting someone into a corner, but then again any other melee would do more dmg doing that, so it's still the worst melee in serious play but I like when you go on a random crit spree and get 3 slap kills. Also it makes sense that it does significantly less dmg than the other pyro melees because instead of bludgeoning you with an axe, sledgehammer or post box, pyro is slapping you instead

Ankle Dan is very on fire man

The classes that can market gardening: Soldier Demo Pyro Medic.

@tewe3572

4 жыл бұрын

Engie too

@jacksongaming854

4 жыл бұрын

And sentry jumping

@liberta4112

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine a demopan rushing toward u

@leprawder2673

4 жыл бұрын

Pyro could market garden before this update

@zachfrick7389

4 жыл бұрын

Scout with atomizer

The Heavy should have won because he really needed new weapons, the Pyro's big thing with the update was fixing a problem that the class had since launch so Valve could have easily fixed Pyros flame bug at any point since 2007

5:03 And at that moment, Jeremy knew, he fucked up.

@digitaltoaster4956

6 жыл бұрын

What?

@unoriginalname2939

6 жыл бұрын

Digital Toaster Scout’s Name is Jeremy and the scout cornered himself.

@digitaltoaster4956

6 жыл бұрын

Oh I Thought You Said Jerma

@kanecombes8918

6 жыл бұрын

only jerma would fit in such a compact space

Dane, not be rude, but you may want to reconsider the mod choice on your server, I got banned because i was having a pun war with someone, and when a mod flipped about it, I made a pun about his username and he flipped his shit

@starmc6130

6 жыл бұрын

dude I'm fucking dead xD what the hell ,never seen anyone get that pissed about puns

@teedeegremlin

6 жыл бұрын

Star MC as undertale cancer, not even papyrus could get this mad about puns.

@GY-bd9bo

6 жыл бұрын

As a certain discord mod once told me: "BAN" "BAN" "BAN" "BAN" "BAN"

@sussyimpostaer2270

5 жыл бұрын

Star MC i saw some one mute me because the the maker of the server names was frank and i said isnt fiflhy frank the guy who made this server and he flipped wat a pussy

@deyvantwo5426

5 жыл бұрын

hello, fellow Homestuck.

6. Years. Ago. *inhale* FUUUUU-

dane with the panic attack then: this SUCKS dane with the panic attack now: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAW

Ehh the hothand isnt really meant to be good its mostly just a meme lol

@ColorCodeWhite

6 жыл бұрын

For every "Aww yea slap my ass/lemme slap dat ass" joke made with the glove item, one child in Africa gets a swig of water

@Reragi

6 жыл бұрын

The Hot Hand, also known as the "BITCH BEGONE"

@skullyskelle2703

6 жыл бұрын

The contract for it tho is retardedly hard and annoying to even unlock it by doing every single bonuses and contract on pyroland

@Reragi

6 жыл бұрын

Skully & Skelle Doing anything is still worth it for a good meme

@cable.3538

6 жыл бұрын

Rap Moreno Well you can make panic heavy and make them easier to kill

Initial E

@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username

6 жыл бұрын

Initial D. The D stands for Dane

@mongobusbongobus

6 жыл бұрын

Jackhammering in the 90's

@NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump

6 жыл бұрын

Uncle Fujiwara

@cheerfulpessimist952

6 жыл бұрын

Deja Vu! I just built in this spot before!

@ArchieGamez

6 жыл бұрын

Cheerful Pessimist Higher on the map!

Remember when TF2 Had updates?

And here we are 1006 days later 1007 1008 1009 1010

14:40 CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCHITIZE ME CAPTAIN!

Vsauce has his own KZread red show why doesn't uncle dane?

@MarioBro5346

6 жыл бұрын

N122 D

@bludgeon1081

6 жыл бұрын

D

@Fabricio-ek4mz

6 жыл бұрын

Kekerooni ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@mattlarsen4970

6 жыл бұрын

Because Dane isn't a sellout

@vader8422

6 жыл бұрын

named it Dane and Ian show

Ah cant wait for The heavy update

@Toro563

7 ай бұрын

Keep waiting bud it'll come eventually

@Only4two100bucks

18 күн бұрын

​@@Toro563 The Heavy's update won't ever come out, just like Valve's empty promise about the bot issues.

When you realize that tf2´s most recent major update was 3 years ago

@chandranair9448

4 жыл бұрын

The "botkiller" update

@floppagaming2213

2 жыл бұрын

It happened

@specterknight0542

2 жыл бұрын

i feel old because TF2 was my childhood and i still playing it

@moistmarsupial3528

Жыл бұрын

5 years ago....

@MorshuGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@moistmarsupial3528 6...

DUSTBOWL, MEET YOUR NEW KING: MERCENARY PARK

5:19 Holy Shet! I just realised that a medic try to shot you an arrow and ended in the heavy's head...

5:15 NEVER interrupt a Heavy when he is having wall-sex. HE WEEL KEEL YOU!

That's a terrified scout.

I renamed myself “Here, Have a Banana” solely because of the banana. I’m now part time Hoovy

@WarriorPNG

4 жыл бұрын

im full time hoovy if ya see me in 2fort crouch and ill give a banana

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

no homo

this up coming October will mark a 3 years anniversary, of no new major updates.... we love you too value.

@digthegoose

2 жыл бұрын

Going on four….

@notfrank6586

2 жыл бұрын

@@digthegoose Five...

Aw yes another “weapon” to make it so pyro can get a back burner

The D.K. music was a VERY nice touch

The banana actually recharges 3x as fast as the sandvich. Banana takes 10 seconds to recharge meanwhile the sandvich is 30 seconds.

@adpegman

6 жыл бұрын

Just to add, it's actually +100% recharge RATE afaik, not +50% rate or -50% time. Seems to be a fairly common mistake for game devs who write flavour text. The short recharge time might even be unintended.

@beyblader101_

6 жыл бұрын

2x faster is 15 seconds. 10 and 15 seconds is just a 5 seconds difference hence the slip-up.

little did he know... that would be the last big update

it's been 7 years since jungle inferno

Fun fact, I did not get a permanent dragons fury yet. My contraker glitched and despite fully completing EVERY. SINGLE. CHALLENGE. I did not get my own dragon's fury.

@BdresserGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Antifreeze you should report that to steam report

@the_netherqueen

5 жыл бұрын

@@BdresserGaming yeah.

@JetstreamSamRodriguez

5 жыл бұрын

So...Not so fun fact?

@alapotato9367

5 жыл бұрын

Antifreeze isnt the dragon's fury random drop now?

@specterknight0542

2 жыл бұрын

i remember seeing a hat in the catalog that valve willl give you if you report bugs or gliches well some might work in another not

super fast engineer riding a jackhammer in very high speed

@otaviowada7300

6 жыл бұрын

Hihg* Do you even maymay?

@luunhat2721

6 жыл бұрын

didn't expect a neptunia fan to be here, but everyone is welcome to TF2( except for little cod fanboy)

@al-batal

6 жыл бұрын

nani? KANSEI DORIFTO

@luunhat2721

6 жыл бұрын

Gazi English please I can't understand anything you're saying

@luunhat2721

6 жыл бұрын

Nepuutunes that's one is my favorite taunt

Overwatch's "Horizon Lunar Colony" map reminds me of Dane's desription of Mercenary Park.

Remember when a year and three months was considered a really long wait for a major update

Buh, they completely killed the panic attack..

@CardGameAcolyte

6 жыл бұрын

Foshling how about now?

@yonatanbeer3475

5 жыл бұрын

Zachary Robbins it's not the same.

@258thHiGuy

5 жыл бұрын

nobody cared about the panic attack and nobody still cares about the panic attack

@r3io4mf

3 жыл бұрын

@@258thHiGuy ummmm...... about that

Remember the old argument over the pyro's gender? Well, what if i told you that the pyro isn't even human? Thats right! The pyro is infact a robot in a suit built by everyone's notably dangerous texan erection. The pyro's initial purpose was to help protect the engi's buildings from spies. At least, that was the case until the pyro obtained a mind of its own. At this point, the engi knew that his beloved companion was not going to come back, so the engi decided to mass produce his latest and greatest invention. Thus creating the pyro sub classes, such as the pybro, pyroshark, lone wolf, etc. Although there were a few that fell off into the w+m1 category, this was expected due to the system of rogue AI used within the pyro's "brain."

@purpleflappyseals8514

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you do this on an engine mains KZread channel?

@m_rytt

5 жыл бұрын

What about the coconut head pyros with LIQUIDS IN IT

@lizardlad279

4 жыл бұрын

That’s impossible because pyro is extremely insane and robots can’t go insane :p

5:03 I never knew will smith was a pyro main.

I just realised he calls us nieces and nephews and not like ladies and gents because he's UNCLE dane

@NootMareFooxy

Жыл бұрын

How long have you not noticed that?

@KirbyKGamer2

Жыл бұрын

@@NootMareFooxy I have watched him for like 3 months before this comment was made

Aim? Time to find a new game.

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337

5 жыл бұрын

Pyro Mains: I don’t want to aim, you dumb piece of Plywood

@boomeronet7888

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no, pyro has to aim now, what a tragedy

@mosio.2504

3 жыл бұрын

Noooo,so sad.. *demonic spy laugh*

I keep getting suprised when I put 50 metal into my buildings during setup

@csgas0

6 жыл бұрын

read patch notes doofus

Heavy : **has a joke banana healing item but actually really useful** Pyro : *HAHA PEOPLE GO SLAP SLAP*

@justasimplegamer129

2 жыл бұрын

New meme weapon obtained

When I look at a 2 year old team fortress 2 video: its a modern video it was the most recent update

5:15 the heavy is having fun with the wall😂😂

I really like Mercenary Park. There’s still some good room to jump around.

@specterknight0542

2 жыл бұрын

and some room to build a nest and bully the team red in his spawn