"I still need to do my contracts!" *probably 3 years later and you can still do them contracts*

@sagarroy8679

3 жыл бұрын

I still have to do mine lol.

@xaza5625

3 жыл бұрын

@@sagarroy8679 SAME

@SPARKY358

3 жыл бұрын

14 stars left

@wuspoppin6564

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i could do them twice

@wuspoppin6564

3 жыл бұрын

Or even thrice

"We're gonna make it an Engineer contract" >Shows a clip of him playing Fat Scout

@cookiemonsterbeans7044

4 жыл бұрын

Mildy overweight scout you mean?

@DrRitterstein

4 жыл бұрын

More like Fat Engie

@2I377I

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Cook He was playing heavy for like 3 seconds

@m3nj051

4 жыл бұрын

@@2I377I what do you mean?

@freezy3739

4 жыл бұрын

1:39

"What kind of defense is this?!" "I AM THE DEFENSE!"

@1634smith

5 жыл бұрын

Uncle what kind of

@1634smith

5 жыл бұрын

Actack is this I am the attache

@jameschamblee9067

5 жыл бұрын

Actually it's ...ahem Uncle Dane:Lazy? Where is the defense!!!! lazy: I AM THE DEFENSE!!!!!!!!

@1634smith

5 жыл бұрын

That the joke it reversed

@dzorua151

5 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about lol?

"Uncle Dane's Big Mansion" (Is sleeping in a twin sized bed)

@McNugget-jm4yf

5 жыл бұрын

Like a millionaire

@vaughnh.7070

5 жыл бұрын

He is also sleeping with his glasses on.

@vipoff3309

5 жыл бұрын

He watching his dream in HD

@twistedfates

5 жыл бұрын

Mansion or not, why get more than you need

@glassofnut4110

4 жыл бұрын

*lenny face*

The easiest way to dominate as engie is to play harvest.

@Blumoon09

3 жыл бұрын

You could say the same for medic seriously a person called fat magic dominated 4 people as medic you know the class that cant defend him self

@Supertimegamingify

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blumoon09 Well yeah, the Medic gets an assist if the person he's healing kills someone.

@Blumoon09

3 жыл бұрын

@@Supertimegamingify no this guy had a friend uber chaining and killed a lot of players as medic and he was the one who dominated with his medic they both used the uber saw so they had all of valve's uber

@boobknightofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blumoon09 oml I thought u were talking bout me In steam I’m fat togami lol

@Blumoon09

3 жыл бұрын

@@boobknightofficial srry

2:43 an engie DIED protecting your sentry. We must build memorial for “zombiefihher13”

@Niiue

5 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Hutchinson zombiefighter13... may he rest in peace, knowing he protected a famous person’s sentry.

@jacksparrow-rd8qv

4 жыл бұрын

true

@SomewhatAnthony

4 жыл бұрын

Respect people who protect your sentry, especially if it’s an engineer, they are more respected

@muhhammadilham4743

4 жыл бұрын

BIG F

@scooble_

4 жыл бұрын

This is so sad can we get a lowercase z in the chat for zombiefighter13

If you think about it, uncle Dane kind of looks like a engineer

@victorydance6439

5 жыл бұрын

y'know that obese engi thing its like that

@rookie6841

5 жыл бұрын

lmao but hurtful

@victorydance6439

5 жыл бұрын

@@rookie6841 but true

@user-xi5pe4nj3v

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dioxide39

5 жыл бұрын

He's born to main engineer

"If what you're doin is workin, keep on flerkin." -They

The shotgun contract was really easy as engie. Just hold the shotgun in hand while the sentry gets the kills. It doesn't know that the kills came from the sentry for some reason and only reacts to getting a kill while holding the shotgun.

@thelastmlg2699

6 жыл бұрын

CentralNintendo1 i did that to finished the contract

@CassiusBenard1

6 жыл бұрын

Even better, all of those kill contracts will count assists as kills. So it's 5 combined kills and assists. The kicker? It thinks that you're assisting in your sentry kill with the shotgun if you shoot them.

@fruityninja4026

6 жыл бұрын

It even seems to work through lives. My mini sentry got two kills while I was respawning and I only needed 3 kills for the “5 kills in one life” to trigger

uncle wayne the sleepy main

@SmileytheSmile

6 жыл бұрын

ankle dan for Kristmas I want a vintage bed a vintage COWSTrEAK bed

@imsmashingurgrandma

6 жыл бұрын

It counts the amount of sleep you had

Now why do you have a supermodel in the opening shots, dane?

@mightyfire8257

4 жыл бұрын

Because, that is what he wants to become. In real life he has a disgusting 6 pack, and is 300 pounds of pure muscle.

@casuallyuncalm9488

4 жыл бұрын

All men should aim to be as beautiful as him

@goldengifts3830

4 жыл бұрын

Even Saxton Hale Himself can not be on the same level of superiority against Unclest Dank

@wasabi5932

3 жыл бұрын

@@casuallyuncalm9488 its impossible, no man can be as beautiful as a god

2:42 shout out to the engineer helping uncle dane repair his sentry

Dane actually has an incredible sense of humour.

@wilburforce8046

6 жыл бұрын

TonyMacaroni he really does

@spencenatorrex

5 жыл бұрын

Unckel Dan is a very gud sentry man

@SoldierMan755

4 жыл бұрын

Awowowowowow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

@obamagameradventures

4 жыл бұрын

SoundSmith and Bearded Expense: *Allow us to introduce ourselves* Bearded Expense: *_angry monkey sounds_*

@Jay-hc4lz

Жыл бұрын

@@obamagameradventures yeah bro lolz!!111111

Doing contracts with my Steam buddies Sheogorath and (ocasionally) Veden was the most fun I've had with TF2 ever. There is at least one thing that this update did right, that not a single complainer can deny. It brought us all together and made us have fun, wether we liked it or not.

@imsmashingurgrandma

6 жыл бұрын

Affirmative

@TheKidGamerYTgamer

6 жыл бұрын

You were friends with a daedric god? Damn

@norahsnewgroove

6 жыл бұрын

The contracts helped me find one of my new favourite weapons in the game, the Loose Cannon. I don't use any other launcher nowadays.

@patrylec1510

6 жыл бұрын

I have a complain, No moni for de ticket , poor me nid moni. :(

@PootisPlayer

6 жыл бұрын

i have no friends lmao

Is it me or does Dane sound like a dying Yoshi when he’s snoring

@scooble_

3 жыл бұрын

YO WTF HE DOES

@Tr0lliPop

3 жыл бұрын

* inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..." * inhale * "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow..."

@ninjaish311

3 жыл бұрын

So that’s why that noise sounded familiar

2:52 I just want to give a shout out to this transition. Nice.

@SethanderWald

4 жыл бұрын

For sure! That was smooth af. :)

*ADVANCED MEAT*

@IC-23

6 жыл бұрын

Tge comment below you(at this moment in time) makes this funnier

@bnuuyrabbit4752

6 жыл бұрын

Wah

@MYG

6 жыл бұрын

*noobenstein* because it's none of our business.

@thecauldron2212

6 жыл бұрын

noobenstein Times change

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149

6 жыл бұрын

Because neither beards, body fat, nor baldness is normal? He isn't even bald, what? What is this comment?

why you look more like an engineer then the engineer does

@019s0

6 жыл бұрын

Than* Sorry had to do it, it's an addiction

@jameshosking8569

6 жыл бұрын

_

@aluminiumfoil4489

6 жыл бұрын

sum buddy Well, if we're going there, the W should be capitalized and there should be a period at the end.

@owlboy9897

6 жыл бұрын

Grammer Gestapo It’s a question, there’s gonna be a question mark sir.

@umonly5681

5 жыл бұрын

Is that possible? Dane can’t look more like Engineer. Because Engineer is the prime example of an engineer. All the nazi’s in the chat are forcing me to use grammar. (Dildos)

lazypurple: gets a lot of kills with engie somebody in the game: can somebody kill this uncle dane wanna be?

@mustardcookie864

3 жыл бұрын

*HOW IT FEELS TO PLAY E N G I N E E R*

@jakman8515

3 жыл бұрын

@@mustardcookie864 engiknee*

@mainalt6351

3 жыл бұрын

irrelevant

@dougthedonkey1805

3 жыл бұрын

What time stamp?

@Shivver

3 жыл бұрын

@@dougthedonkey1805 its in lazy's how it feels to play engineer

"bean juice not included" 0/10, worthless product, dont recommend to anyone

You inspired me to go do mine while watching. I open Tf2, full of excitement, when my computer crashed

@GabrielNMaia

6 жыл бұрын

FlyingYak ________________ tf2 always crash in casual,thats why I play in community servers

@staryoshi06

6 жыл бұрын

+Gavriel N.Maia No you don't understand. His ENTIRE COMPUTER crashed.

@GabrielNMaia

6 жыл бұрын

staryoshi06 yup,that also happens

@MrRedinator_

6 жыл бұрын

Well with (the upgraded) specs I have I'm no longer "soup riced" CPU:Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 @ 3 GHz GPU: NVidia Quadro FX 580 RAM: 2 GB OS: Win7 SSD: Non-existent MY: Com PU: Ter IS: Gar BA: Ge

@cakeyeater7392

6 жыл бұрын

4d722e2052656473746f6e65 - Komentování nice

0:16 *SPAH SAPPIN MAH HOUSE*

@ukukutt1926

6 жыл бұрын

Yee

@sherlock6254

6 жыл бұрын

Xd

@MrRedinator_

6 жыл бұрын

*apartment

@JohnDoe-dd7ne

6 жыл бұрын

**mansion

@MrRedinator_

6 жыл бұрын

you forgot quotation marks

guys when you get a sentry kill on an enemy damaged by your shotgun it counts toward the shotgun contract *gunslinger time*

@girf4233

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't you a bit late?

@eurobeatintensifies5840

5 жыл бұрын

@@girf4233 nah, people are still doing contacts to this day so this helpful

@jbmark8473

5 жыл бұрын

@@eurobeatintensifies5840 can confirm, I'm getting sick of these "Kill a player capturing a point/pushing the cart." Contracts

@giovanniatonial2143

4 жыл бұрын

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Jungle inferno contracts last till February 11th , 2018" *laughs in f2p profit*

2:01 This isn’t your average, everyday meat... This is *ADVANCED MEAT*

@sherib5752

4 жыл бұрын

*Clicks tongue* noice

if I pay extra can I have the one shirt with bean juice included

@Gumballer92

6 жыл бұрын

Zapty you know th31? nvm

@theweirdwolf1877

2 ай бұрын

This is what I was looking for when scrolling through the comments

"Uncle Dane's big mansion" *shows a factory*

6:26 To be honest, I acted like that when I first saw that there was a quake rl in this game.

DANE IS T H I C C

@stinkoman2x6

6 жыл бұрын

I had to read this with my own 2 eyes and so does everyone else

@mikelorme635

6 жыл бұрын

Tigerfan51087 what about the demoman?

@CFox_

6 жыл бұрын

dane is ethan from h3h3 confirmed ?

A child is like a sentry hit it and beat it so it works harder.

@johnathanraft1013

6 жыл бұрын

why does it sound wrong

@Carebear_Pooh

6 жыл бұрын

#banningchildabuseandlaborwasamistake

@lazylouie5687

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@ExplosiveEntropy

6 жыл бұрын

thats sentry abuse

@vbgvbg1133

6 жыл бұрын

Damn thats dark

Holy shit, never knew Dane was a fellow Pink Floyd head! All of their vinyls @ 0:50 One love my dude!

Ah yes I love when Uncle Dane uses dad jokes! 6:04

It's not a Dane video unless the Pokemon Heartgold/Soulsilver soundtrack plays.

@kittyluvr

6 жыл бұрын

NuttyNate cuz its his favourite game

@derek90909

6 жыл бұрын

I loved it too

*WE WANT ENGINEER BLUEPRINTS BACK*

@charrcoal2

4 жыл бұрын

Yes sir.

Dane: What to do now? My mind: tele farm

look at that butter smooth conection. MEANWHILE ON AUSTRALIAN SERVERS: day 3 i have gained the power of teleportation, still cant hit shit though

@samurailobster6561

3 жыл бұрын

Day 1̵̰͙͇̮͙͇͚͔̫͓̗͙̘͚̞̀́͑̿͆͋͆̆̿͐̊̉̌̌̃͝͠͝5̷̢̢̧͇̗̗͎͈͙̞̲̦̳̟͙̊̋̈̈́̓͑̈́͑̉̂̏̈́̌͊̈́͝͝͝3̸̧̭͖̣͉̌̓̇̃͐͆̇̇̀̓̽͜͝͝͠ : A spy trick stabbed me from 19 meters today I have finally escaped from my hellish limbo of glitching between the underwater posts under 2fort, all I needed to do was to leave this mortal coil. Goodbye brothers

1:45 poor leopold17uo :C

@johanavallejosnorambuena9031

5 жыл бұрын

oof

@freezy3739

5 жыл бұрын

Rest in spaghetti never forgetti

@nathaniel1207

5 жыл бұрын

But does thog care

@indisciipline

3 жыл бұрын

he tried so hard

i am now scared of pocketed engies

@GY-bd9bo

5 жыл бұрын

it's called the widowmaker for a reason

@luigiforsthoffer

5 жыл бұрын

@@GY-bd9bo It's called the windowmaker for a reason. You're gonna get glassed by it.

That was hands down the best merch pitch ive ever seen in my life

Medic + Engineer = shotgun Heavy with shotgun (only if u can aim)

*Sentry Man*

You make those contracts look so fast to finish it takes me about 1 hour to fully complete 1 contract minimum

@fuz5567

5 жыл бұрын

its called editing lol

The engineer is engi-here

I really like how chaos is this game but you put a calm pokemon song in it lol

Please uncle Don't push yourself Its not normal for you to upload this much

@KillerKilometers

6 жыл бұрын

But it is normal. . .

@paperhat_boi

5 жыл бұрын

_wow_ unexpected

The Widowmaker Kritzkrieg Combo is a scary sight to see! Also, now I can be the very good Sentry Main with Uncle Dane’s™ Teespring Merch!

@sirTyperys

6 жыл бұрын

but i wanted to be very getgood engine man

@meme-pocalypsenotspookwage4598

6 жыл бұрын

Wet farts ikr

@tuchi8519

6 жыл бұрын

stickmaster i see you in every tf2 vid

@thesexelentsoldier8132

6 жыл бұрын

You are the new Spookwagen mate.

@willyboi1389

6 жыл бұрын

MORE POWER AL!

Thank you for including HeartGold music! I love that game!

I love the Pokemon music in your videos these tracks are really popping

Shoot faster

@thecorruptible6799

6 жыл бұрын

*HELLO MY NAME IS* YaBoiSlendeR And hi SlendeR

@BagofBonesJAW

6 жыл бұрын

Oh hai mark

@_narrows

6 жыл бұрын

Taking out the letter "b" changes the meaning a little bit.

@mago474

6 жыл бұрын

Bruce Custodio oh wow

@MYG

6 жыл бұрын

Oh hey it's SlendeR

Yo Uncle Dane, I'm diggin your shit. I've noticed your editing and humor has been getting so fucking good in your recent vids, I just wanna say keep it up my friend!

“If what you’re doing is working...then keep on flerking.” Uncle Seuss.

Got to admit though, that thumbnail is really good

Dane you watch too much Spongebob

@UncleDane

6 жыл бұрын

Not possible

@thenamesgames6393

6 жыл бұрын

very much possible

@B.B.B

6 жыл бұрын

you can never have enough Spongebob

@shami1kemi1

6 жыл бұрын

Is not possible!

I was expecting you to put those shirts into your fridge.

I just wanna say your taste of music is on point.

that one medic was tired of the team not protecting them, so they picked up an enemy soldier's rocket launcher. they don't need a team anymore.

*A D V A N C E D* *T A C T I C S*

The beard really enhances the experience.

"Is it really that hard to make a friend in a pub match?" Yes

I know the feels of waking up and screaming its a natural part of my day for me.

0:44 that pink floyd collection, cool

Man, I just have to say: I really love your videos. I think you are funny and entertaining. Moreover I thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour. I even learn a lot about the game too. How to be a better player and how to enjoy it more. I've been watching your content for years, and I've especially enjoyed your content the last few months. Keep up the great work!

"If what you're doing is working, keep on flirking" 6 years later I still quote this

Dane: Plays game corner music *Ah, a man of culture*

So what spongebob episode reference is this now?

Uncle Dane is the next Rocky!

@DavidLopez-up3qm

6 жыл бұрын

JJam don't give him attention.

@roni6135

6 жыл бұрын

Ayy fancy seeing you here again.

@FilthyCasualty

6 жыл бұрын

StickMaster500 people really hate you these days.

@uronthefbiwatchlist341

6 жыл бұрын

U only get one comment

@cameronkerr3442

6 жыл бұрын

Chad Edits Christ he comments a lot he still deserves a life.

I had to pause the vid to look up the game corner theme after I heard it in the shotgun section. Nostalgia, man.

this video is a timeless classic

0:28 Uncle Dane is very T H I C C engi mane

@DavidLopez-up3qm

6 жыл бұрын

Sandro Mičić R.I.P T H I N N Dane. Welcome T H I C C Dane.

And over here I'm still trying to get the fucking hot hand for so long I basically wasted my mercenary park contract pass

@wrongtime9097

6 жыл бұрын

get a friendly player on the other team to help out, then Degroot Keep for the hot hand contract. You'll thank me later

@eddyfizio5349

6 жыл бұрын

ME TOO MEN, BUT I DIDN'T BUY THE PASS haha

@ExplosionKid570

6 жыл бұрын

They made the contacts last forever if you bought the pass so yeah

@eddyfizio5349

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Depression WAT

@ExplosionKid570

6 жыл бұрын

Eddy Fizio in the latest tf2 blog post they said that the contracker will "continue tracking your progress" after the campaign ends Plus you'll have access to the Merc park gift shop forever

0:22 The jungle inferno campaign ends on February 11, 2018. It’s currently February 5, 2021 almost 3 years later and I have just finished my advanced engineer contracts

Rockets coming at ur sentry: PANIC pyros near ur sentry: kalm The pyros new: PANIC

honestly this was amazingly put together. i was originally just gonna watch it in the background while playing csgo but i cant anymore.

@hattu7924

6 жыл бұрын

ok i actually got a bit further into the video its alright now

@hattu7924

6 жыл бұрын

still my favourite video from you so far

I spend around a week to do all of the contracts one by one till I got that golden contracker and it was not worth of it because I like the silver one more

@petkofuchalski9809

6 жыл бұрын

ginius

Thank you man you just made my day :_)

The remixed music from Mega Man 2's title screen and Wily Stage 1 themes are just perfect.

You are the best ankle dave

@mosaic_slime4679

6 жыл бұрын

Who's The Best Knee Cap?

this video bwoke my computa

0:17 When “ *Spah’s sappin mah sentry!* ”

Simply *a masterpiece*

This isn't your average Engineer... This is... *A D V A N C E D* Engineer.

Ancle dan is verly THICC santa man

@GeZz.

6 жыл бұрын

*fat

Wow ash is looking very different in the new anime

well, little does he know, 3 years later happy birthday Advanced Engineer Contracts

I still love how Dane is the engi IRL

Man, that shirt is nice! There’s just one problem, here, just gotta... *Grabs marker* VIOLA! New shirt below; SPY -ENGIE- MAIN

That heavy who turned around inhumanly fast was of the rare species of “paranoid heavy”

"no this video is not over yet!" me with sponsorblock installed: yes it is

*meanwhile* ok that contract, now for the next map contract.....(hightower)...valve is forcing us to break the secret rule of not capping hightower

Uncle dane thinking about his life choices after the video ends lol

There are three things in the world I'll always rewatch: 1. Pulp Fiction 2. Uncle Buck 3. Uncle Dane uploads

When uncle equips the widowmaker: THERE WILL COME A DAY FOR MERCY, TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY

Question Dane, this is probably the question that you've probably been asked before, but if the rescue ranger never existed, what would be your favorite primary

@noone6991

5 жыл бұрын

TexanGamer13 probably the widowmaker.

@servano5345

5 жыл бұрын

@@noone6991 I don't think so, Dane said it's very situational and often forces you to choose between shooting or building. It's probably stock shotgun or frontier justice.

@goc_0

5 жыл бұрын

The frontier justice

@noone6991

5 жыл бұрын

Servano alright

@noone6991

5 жыл бұрын

Servano but he literally used it throughout almost the entire video

Dane is one handsome engie man.

I love that dane has actual engineer posters.

i love your cute panicking sounds it feels so wholesome but at the same time it sounded like an old man going through vietnam war flashback.

Top 10 Anime Intros

Uncle Dane is a verly gud sexy man

@GeZz.

6 жыл бұрын

*fat

Lazy: Uncle what kind of defence is this Uncle Dane: I am the defence

*Dane and Pazer decide to absolutely demolish a pub*