NOTE: We haven't forgotten about the Lies and "music video" for Majaphit! Those will be coming out next Saturday! For now, enjoy our one-off before the next series airs. In 1687, a court convicts a young woman of kidnapping, bodysnatching, and arson. They sentence her to burn at the stake-but they convict an empty chair. Julie D’Aubigny is far too busy fighting tavern duels and living on the run with her girlfriend. And instead of an execution, she’ll get a starring role at the Paris Opera.

@InspectHistory

5 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the lies episode 🤓

@gabrielaagusts9854

5 жыл бұрын

Could you sometime make an episode about Egill Skallgrímson ?

@colpul2103

5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me just a little of Émilie du Châtelet. For both their gender was the least interesting thing about them. She'd actually make a good subject for a one off too.

@magellanicraincloud

5 жыл бұрын

Toast of London reference! Love it!! Amazing work!

@DreadBirate

5 жыл бұрын

Make a t-shirt for the always has a plan moment

This woman is the closest thing to a D&D Bard that has ever graced this planet.

@josephmartins8882

5 жыл бұрын

Hot damn, you right

@beargrills3508

5 жыл бұрын

I actually kinda want to make a college of swords bard based on her now.

@c.renmark1880

5 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking!

@Kaospyri

5 жыл бұрын

If I remember right she was literally the inspiration for them.

@fallenphoenixiv

5 жыл бұрын

I am so proud of this comment

Clearly, she was an open-world RPG protagonist.

@kingkong381

5 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking I had been unknowingly playing an Ancient Greek version of Julie in Assassin's Creed Odyssey.

@dcdoc8751

5 жыл бұрын

that is exactly what this is

@krankarvolund7771

5 жыл бұрын

Now, I wanted to play an open RPG in the last decades of the century of Louis XIV XD

@etcetera1995

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God, she's literally a chaotic good bard. High charisma, casually sexually active, she even sings for crying out loud.

@Spindacre

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly indeed!

So, a female bisexual, cross dressing, traveling singer, dancer and master fencer? Im surprised Hollywood isnt climbing all over this one.

@hernanpizarro8383

5 жыл бұрын

I personally would cast Natalie Dormer as her if there ever was a biopic about her.

@Redbird-dh7mu

5 жыл бұрын

I think they would if this story did not already sound like an extremely cheesy film

@jootan91

5 жыл бұрын

@@Redbird-dh7mu cheesy or not, historically based movies is always interesting to watch.

@cadethumann8605

5 жыл бұрын

@@jootan91 And besides, this world is a very strange place to live. Far stranger than what fiction depicts (perhaps even moreso than what fiction CAN depict). Might as well have fun with crazy tales.

@soribannon441

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

If Julie were around today, she’d definitely have a motorcycle.

@kariscoyne1886

4 жыл бұрын

also, my heart, soul and underwear

@va960

3 жыл бұрын

@@kariscoyne1886 Bread, milk, eggs, and squick.

@justarandompersonontheinte334

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@justarandompersonontheinte334

3 жыл бұрын

@@kariscoyne1886 Exactly

@TheManiac-nw8ru

3 жыл бұрын

And twitter

A bisexual, wine drinking, dueling, opera singer... That is the most french thing I have ever heard.

@lynallott3404

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@weldonwin

5 жыл бұрын

And why isn't there an R rated HBO or Netflix series about her?

@Darkaos_5

5 жыл бұрын

She was too french even for the french... I guess that was her crime XD

@irongeneral7861

5 жыл бұрын

**modern* French stereotype

@Lazarus1095

5 жыл бұрын

Well, they's already made at least one movie loosely based on her life, but frankly the real thing sounds more interesting.

"...and she died there" >yeah, fair enough "... at the age of 33." w h a t

@sapphirewyren02

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@tntimothyroditi1576

4 жыл бұрын

well, Alexander the great also died at the age of 33, and she did enough to be on the same tier of eternal glory as him, if this video is to be believed

@calamedes

4 жыл бұрын

@@tntimothyroditi1576 So did Jesus!

@MaxwellAerialPhotography

4 жыл бұрын

she actually died at 37 but still remarkably young.

@giovannadallarosa5575

3 жыл бұрын

That was normal at the time, they died very early.

“Louis the Fourteenth’s own brother was gay, and crossdressed” So when is the new anime coming out

@quoniam426

4 жыл бұрын

And that Mr King's Brother was also one of the most proeminent warriors in the King's army during wartimes.

@davidegaruti2582

4 жыл бұрын

@@quoniam426 i like to think he was very bad at crossdressing and he fought wile crossdressed

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200

4 жыл бұрын

David McConville Astolfo and d'Eon: "One of us. One of us…"

@Citsatpans

3 жыл бұрын

Look up Versailles. Unfortunately, no Julie there, much to my disappointment.

@rugiiman8917

3 жыл бұрын

Philippe, Duke of Orléans

"Julie had a plan. Julie ALWAYS had a plan." *Otto Von Bismarck would like to know your location.*

@IronpenWorldbuilding

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhahaahahahaha

@jasonandriulaitis7885

3 жыл бұрын

They would probably “get along well”, if you know what I mean.

@mrreyes5004

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonandriulaitis7885 Ngl I could easily see Otto as a dope father figure to Julie if they'd ever gotten a chance to meet each other; trying a teensy bit to keep her in line but also not really caring and even going on crazy mishaps together.

@jasonandriulaitis7885

3 жыл бұрын

MrReyes 500 they could drink a lot of brandy with their pet PANTHERS?

@yeet_the_children

3 жыл бұрын

I was surprised when the Otto got bismark shirt didn’t show up

So this is the historical version of "be gay, do crimes"?

@Udontkno7

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@etcetera1995

5 жыл бұрын

Well, she’d have to have only slept with women to be ‘be gay, do crimes.’ So more like ‘be bi, do crimes.’

@scytheandstitchcreepypasta7879

5 жыл бұрын

Wut dat?

@marylandkinnie

5 жыл бұрын

Ruth Nield more like “Bi crimes”

@Marialla.

5 жыл бұрын

"Hello, Julie, my name is Madame La Marquis de Florensac. They call me "Crimes".

"Where she died... at the age of 33." o.0 All of that happened before she was even in her 30s?? Geez, what have I been doing with my life? I haven't even fought a *single* duel!

@teigantheisen2549

5 жыл бұрын

Give me a time and place to meet and I'll fix that

@christianalbertjahns2577

5 жыл бұрын

I doubt someone can duel properly. We aren't trained for duelling. Back then, they were.

@sea-envy3137

5 жыл бұрын

Modern experts say that if you have not fought a duel, fled the country, stared in an opera, and burned down a religious institute by age 30 what's the point

@qwertyTRiG

4 жыл бұрын

Time to join a convent, probably.

@steinmaniac7920

4 жыл бұрын

@@teigantheisen2549 I haven't played Yugioh in years, please go easy on me.

*The court:* you've been charged with kidnapping and murder *Julie:* yes but consider this........................I'm bi *The king:* mm true, understandable *The Court:* sir that's not a valid defence- *The king:* PARDONED

@Brams2777

5 жыл бұрын

*The Church:* YOU'RE WHAT

@hexaltheninjawow9531

5 жыл бұрын

Potatoes: your starving after this court case, please eat us. We potatoes don’t care if you’re lgbt or not, please eat us. Potatoes! The most diverse food! For rich and poor, the straight and lgbt, the vegans and vegetarians and meat eaters, in thanksgiving and Christmas. POTATOES!

@thebookwormhotel5336

5 жыл бұрын

@@hexaltheninjawow9531 are you Irish

@hexaltheninjawow9531

5 жыл бұрын

the bookworm hotel I’m a viet

@thebookwormhotel5336

5 жыл бұрын

@@hexaltheninjawow9531 I'm Irish and I love potatoes

She’s the most French woman in history.

@paullytle246

5 жыл бұрын

No she isnt She actually wins

@paullytle246

5 жыл бұрын

@gipcambero i know im just memeing

@redornament3248

4 жыл бұрын

@gipcambero you didn't get the joke.

@firstnamelastname7124

4 жыл бұрын

@gipcambero Canada never lost a war

@karlovisttimes8271

3 жыл бұрын

@@chava2956IF SOMEONE CRITIQUE JOKE JUST SAY WOOSOODOSSHSHS

Of course sword duels are banned, everyone knows duels are done with children's card game.

@TheCheck999

5 жыл бұрын

+

@warmonster12345

5 жыл бұрын

Duel monsters? It's a children's card game! Ancient Egyptians loved it! Fuck I'm down how do we play?

@jokuvaan5175

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Julie sent the people she defeated to the shadow realm

@coltmorrison295

5 жыл бұрын

When all else fails, BLAST EM WITH YOUR BLUE EYES AGAIN

@NoNameAtAll2

5 жыл бұрын

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!

So she was basically what all D&D bards aspire to be.

@donaldfort8131

5 жыл бұрын

Well College of swords bard

@andrewlaporte5477

5 жыл бұрын

Or lore, since they aren't really known to hold their tongues.

How did she get her girlfriend? _She pretended to be a doctor._

@andro7862

5 жыл бұрын

Nice citation needed reference.

@nyettubernl1983

5 жыл бұрын

And she’d say “This nun has a terrible disease! She must come with me immediately!”

@scariaez2

4 жыл бұрын

Panthers?

@benjamingeiger

4 жыл бұрын

MYSTERY BISCUITS! (Oh yeah!)

@advanceringnewholder

4 жыл бұрын

@@nyettubernl1983 and also the doctor has a sword

Rejected Princesses described her best: "Bugs Bunny, but hornier."

That woman was clearly just a player character, my fellow NPCs

@sammysaito529

5 жыл бұрын

Dont Panic C H A O T I C N E U T R A L

@Tomartyr

4 жыл бұрын

Well met.

@ninjabluefyre3815

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder who the other players were.

@calliopeirwin712

4 жыл бұрын

@@ninjabluefyre3815 what other players?

@jerodast

3 жыл бұрын

This somehow is the most depressing way to cast the difference between the extraordinary and the "just, you know, people" I've ever seen haha. My NPlife will never be the same...

Actually, from what I read, Louis XIV found the whole 3v1 duel hilarious, and immediately pardon her on the grounds that the prohibition aplayed only to men. She left mostly because despite the pardon it was still a massive scandal. Also, that was her second 3v1 duel. She fought her first duel like that some years prior, against a man who disrespected her. She later felt sorry for him, seduced him and had a quick romance with him. After that, they were life long friend... because why let a little something like a duel get in the way of a good friendship.

@Pottan23

5 жыл бұрын

"Honor duels" "3v1" Pick one. She defeated them one on one, not all at the same time.

@hkchan1339

5 жыл бұрын

Patrik fighting 3 1v1 duels in a night is still an accomplishment

@Haos51

5 жыл бұрын

That actually makes sense considering what else we knew about the king. Also explains why she went back despite that crime.

@davehoffman4659

5 жыл бұрын

ArgentumFox "Sorry about that duel thing. Wanna kiss?"

@teragammons5116

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pottan23 I think the only way to have an honorable and fair duel with Julie WOULD be a 3v1... or like 15v1

"Julie died at the age of 33" Whait! She did all these things in less than 20 years of adult life?! WTF?! XD Okay, never heard of her before, but she truly was a very interesting woman. Proud that she was french :D

@Brams2777

5 жыл бұрын

Almost TOO French

@TheSpiritombsableye

Жыл бұрын

She did most of that before 21

@emmiesevillana459

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheSpiritombsableyedang

Goddamn, what a gal. She's been dead for centuries but now I have a massive crush on her!

@Redbird-dh7mu

5 жыл бұрын

That is called necrophilia

@stormbringer2840

5 жыл бұрын

Well you can still do her in your dreams , Im sure she to still have lovers after all those years .

@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479

4 жыл бұрын

I have a few questions...

@steinmaniac7920

4 жыл бұрын

Nothin' hotter than a gal that could literally murder ya. Bi culture.

@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479

4 жыл бұрын

@@steinmaniac7920 that sounds very illegal

When u multiclass into bard and fighter

@teigantheisen2549

5 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking college of swords from Xanathar's Guide to Everything

@o76923

5 жыл бұрын

These people clearly don't realize how important action surge or starting with con saves are to a melee oriented bard.

@sea-envy3137

5 жыл бұрын

the right type of Bard can use CHA for sword fighting, don't need to waste time on Fighter.

@Jrookus

4 жыл бұрын

Hardest historical multi class lol

@tomjackal5708

4 жыл бұрын

@@sea-envy3137 lmao just dex rapier

When you said "died at 33" I fell off my chair. I thought she'd be 45 by the point the Marquise de Florensac died. I checked and I saw that I only had three years to live essentially ALL of her life. Then I fell into a deep grief and joined a convent.

@teigantheisen2549

5 жыл бұрын

Get up off your butt and start dueling right now!

@BullGator-kd6ge

4 жыл бұрын

Who said she actually died

@charliefarmer4365

Жыл бұрын

It was actually 37.

@alpacaofthemountain8760

11 ай бұрын

Don’t judge yourself

@Ennio444

11 ай бұрын

@@alpacaofthemountain8760 Especially now that I'm past that time xD

Chaotic Neutral

@lyne3640

4 жыл бұрын

Lvl 20 bard

@ocean6828

4 жыл бұрын

Nadia & Asia lvl 30 rogue

@fifthcanuck1128

3 жыл бұрын

Nah fam Chaotic Good Bard-Rogue with a +13 in persuasion.

Louis XIV: Holy shit, that's the greatest story I've ever heard. PARDONED!

Adjusting for inflation, hecks given: still 0.

@yumedoesstuff1338

5 жыл бұрын

SpyMaster356 lol

@rodigoduterte9192

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha.... inflation is always high, even if Nobody involved

@duchessnoor

5 жыл бұрын

Broken an oath sworn on holy relics AND I’m gay and some people hate me? Nah, no hecks given.

@gaydes1012

5 жыл бұрын

I did the math and according to this she gives so little hecks that she steals the ones other people give

@seanmurphy3430

5 жыл бұрын

theoatmeal.com/blog/number_of_fucks

Add Julie to "list of historical people I most want to get a drink with" right between Julius ceaser and Ben franklin

@joshuamarvin7400

4 жыл бұрын

If it's the young frankly, I think they'd all be fine with that threesome.

@spicyleaves8876

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Marvin Jesus crust man professionals have standards.

@loetzcollector466

4 жыл бұрын

No, if is Giacomo Casanova wasn't in the mix I wouldn't show up.

@Kick0a0cat

3 жыл бұрын

Caesar? I'm out

@juniperrodley9843

3 жыл бұрын

Cleopatra as well

She pretended to be a doctor and said : "Everyone here has a terrible disease!"

@Linuxield

4 жыл бұрын

Citation Needed?

@odyseya

4 жыл бұрын

Panthers?

@Linuxield

4 жыл бұрын

Burning down a convent?

@ninjabluefyre3815

4 жыл бұрын

She did get help?

You guys have no way out of this one: You have to make an Extra History of Louis XIV now.

@vanphung7270

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! He's super woke even to today's standard, and he was also such a cunning leader, too.

@yeet_the_children

3 жыл бұрын

THEY HAVENT YET

@sonofjack6286

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanphung7270 The only thing being he's nowhere near as nuts as the modern woke crowd.

So we have a bisexual, fistfighting, wine drinking, sword dueling, opera singer in 17th-Century France....hey Hollywood get to work

@razorflossrazor2937

5 жыл бұрын

I mean the script damn near writes it self.

@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844

5 жыл бұрын

Y'know Just French things

All this...by 33... Daaaaang! She wasted NO TIME.

@joehoe222

5 жыл бұрын

On the other side, she burned through it as well. :O

@dimaignatiev6370

5 жыл бұрын

life were pretty short at the time...disease and whatnot...

@joehoe222

5 жыл бұрын

Well, if you were in the higher classes of society (she was quite so), you had way more chance to become old

@Nikolaj11

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, life expectancy statistics are low because of high child mortality rate. While still low compared to today, people who lived through their teens could usually enjoy a life until their fifties/sixties, excluding external influences like war, murder, disease etc.

@FoxofMaysville

5 жыл бұрын

I have hear it said; go big or go home. She went big and bold.

Thou shalt not stand in the way of a woman confidently gripping a blade... For she is used to bulldozing through barriers and you do not want to become a speedbump.

@jac1871

3 жыл бұрын

Not really accurate, just because you’re confident doesn’t mean you’re good. This goes for literally everyone. I can pick up a sword and be confident but I’d still lose.

@JoshSweetvale

3 жыл бұрын

My dude... don't go full Sheldon on something this waxy poeticy.

@isitnotwrittenthat1680

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly accurate in my experience. The ladies tend to be absolutely brutal fighters, at least in the reenactment groups I run with, like, with the guys they tend to run the spread between newbie who can't hold his stick to ungodly threat, but the women tend to be highly focused on the field and above average for the spread.

@hagamapama

Жыл бұрын

I kinda like the fact that the duelists treated her as an equal. They treated her as a rival suitor under their rules and didn't pull any malarkey. They had beef, they settled the beef.

I’d really love to see even more units focusing on prominent LGBT people in history. It’s really important for people to see that these communities have always existed and how they have influenced history. Growing up, you’d never hear stories like this in a classroom.

@karalyneshaffer2919

3 жыл бұрын

Check the Internet for d'Eon de Beaumont. He was a famous crossdresser, swords master and spy.

@animequeen78

3 жыл бұрын

This. I'm sick of people claiming that being LGBT+ is "some newfangled thing". It's not. Look up the twin spirits of some Native American tribes, the fa'afafine of the Samoas, the hijra of India, Pakistan, and Nepal, and the Mahu of the Kanaka Maoli and Maohi people.

@juniperrodley9843

3 жыл бұрын

@@animequeen78 Same here! Some people love to pretend it's all new when really it's just that LGBT+ people aren't as widely discriminated against as before.

L XIV : Arrest Julie !! *1 year later* Julie : Um hey Louis… L XIV : Oh hey, been a while right ? Want a role in the opera ?

@devanis

5 жыл бұрын

L XIV probably didn't care all that much himself but he had to keep up appearances and when he liked someone he cherished that person, similarly he went to get Molière out of jail regularly, before saying the equivalent of: "dude could you please tone your plays down I'm tired of getting your ass out of jail at each première".

@joehoe222

5 жыл бұрын

Absolute power corrupts minds...

@toasterofdoom9629

5 жыл бұрын

L'etat c'est moi

@samuelhaley3822

5 жыл бұрын

@@toasterofdoom9629 the state is me

All hail the queen of chaotic bisexuals.

@benjaminzeledon7626

5 жыл бұрын

Her and Anne Bonny are chilling out somewhere in paradise

@FilmGuy7000

5 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is, she was a Bard. *Roll for seduction*

@quinnholloway5400

5 жыл бұрын

bisexuals are bisexuals Not a counter culture dingus

@user-nw1je1ur6t

5 жыл бұрын

She was a true chaotic neutral

@jadereynolds1204

5 жыл бұрын

The og chaos bi

Too bad this lady lived 400 years ago, she sounds like my type

Alignments for Planning Bismarck - Lawful Neutral d'Aubigny - Chaotic Good

@gypsysprite4824

5 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure Aubigny would be chaotic neutral

@porowa9048

2 жыл бұрын

@@gypsysprite4824 yeah she mostly do everything for herself and the one she loved, not really for the good cause lol

She lived more in 33 years than I could live in 33,000

@htoodoh5770

5 жыл бұрын

Mateo Gg Then do something.

I don't think Julie can really be described as planning anything. The plans are too slow and can't keep up

@antontait4515

5 жыл бұрын

So basically your saying a vague line from The Dark Knight’s Joker heath ledger

She died there, at the age of 33 wait wait wait 33? Way to bury the lead!

@TheYedad

5 жыл бұрын

she was bisexual jesus

Americans: Florida is pretty wild huh? Julie: hold my beer.

@saanvirai7284

4 жыл бұрын

Correction Julie :hold my sword

7:15 "Eventually, Julie pushed _things_ too far." That visual pun is GENIUS.

@ValCronin

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I realized that too...it made me wonder "I wonder which illustrations the artist of this channel made him crack up the most. I'd love to see a list"

@gaydes1012

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the john carpenter reference they threw in "the thing" was an amazing horror movie

@chartypeplays2396

Жыл бұрын

I did not notice that until you pointed it out.

I was totally shocked when the video said she died at 33. I guess the brightest stars really do burn the fastest.

@mobiuscoreindustries

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, the records do not actually say she died there. She basically went off radar from all records at this point. No records of death, nothing. Which considering what she did in the past may have been a rehash of what she did previously with her girlfriend, passing for dead, and taking a new identity so she would no longer face potential justice rulings.

@eleanorcarpenter37

5 жыл бұрын

No, she later became Otto van Bismark

@mobiuscoreindustries

5 жыл бұрын

@@eleanorcarpenter37 That would also be a more than likely possibility

@aelitastones3110

5 жыл бұрын

The brightest stars? she was a flipping MURDERER and an arson!? she should have been hung then shot then hung a again for what she did. holy crap people are stupid to idolize her.

@cosminaalex

5 жыл бұрын

@@aelitastones3110 her "murders" are kills in duels, which is different than murder per say. if not, by that logic you could say an executioner and a doctor involved in legal, consented euthanasia do the same thing

Dear Extra Credits, please start selling your horse as a plushie in your merch store! Thank you - Everyone

@teigantheisen2549

5 жыл бұрын

This message has been sponsored by Sir Robert Walpole

@Brams2777

5 жыл бұрын

Otto von Bismarck approves of this plan of action

EC: And she died there. Me, out loud: Awww... EC: At the age of 33. Me, out louder: 33!?!?!

"Defeating _THREE_ duelists on the same evening; whilst juggling affairs with men _AND_ women? Sorry d'Artagnan. That fourth position has just been filled." _WWJd'AD?_

@Ambaryerno

5 жыл бұрын

BTW: It wasn't three duelists in the same evening. It was three duelists AT THE SAME TIME (in the actual duel they didn't wait in line, they all rushed her together). And she actually did that TWICE (the video leaves out her duel/affair with Louis-Joseph d'Albert).

@NelsonStJames

5 жыл бұрын

They left out that the King eventually pardoned her, because he used the logic that since his degree specifically said that "men" were not allowed to duel, it did not technically apply to a woman. She still wisely left town for a spell. It may or may not be true that she might have actually helped nurse one of the noblemen back to health after the affair. This woman was amazing. You can find accounts of her in books dedicated to the history of swordsmanship as well as books about the history of opera.

@Ambaryerno

5 жыл бұрын

@Zacharie Guillerey Actually, from everything I read about the incident in the past the King actually found the entire deal hilarious. He only punished her because the duel went down while his brother was in attendance (Louis himself was away from Paris at the time) and to keep up appearances. Otherwise he gave her plenty of warning and time to get out of dodge in the aftermath before actually putting out the warrant, and it's also why she was relatively easily forgiven.

Well that was a rollercoaster of a life.

@randomknight2585

5 жыл бұрын

Antti Björklund more like a level 5 tornado of a life

@nefhelimwhat609

5 жыл бұрын

Kataru King scribe MORE like a category 5 hurricane and tornado plus an earthquake of a life

@0Quiwi0

5 жыл бұрын

I think we can just say category five of a life

@kingmonster

5 жыл бұрын

A short one, but a rollercoaster nonetheless.

@christianw.509

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like her life is just a "you can't say history never gave you anything" story.

This would make a very popular Shoujo Anime, HolyShit.

@TomoyoYumemi

4 жыл бұрын

Are you familiar with Utena?

@ezekielriveros4029

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure the Rose of Versailles is loosely based on this

@natesmodelsdoodles5403

4 жыл бұрын

@@ezekielriveros4029 except that Rose of Versailles is set a few decades later at about the time of the revolution

@SousukeAizen421

4 жыл бұрын

@@natesmodelsdoodles5403 that's why he said "loosely based"

@randomdumpsterfire4263

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there are anime characters based off of her. I think there's a fate stay night character who is a version or reincarnation or something of her. I could be wrong. I saw pictures on Google and haven't watched that anime yet. I want to tho.

Imagine being so rad that when the king hears your story and crimes, he says "You know what, that's badass as hell" and pardons you so you can preform in the opera and roast the church.

My favorite historical person ever. Someone needs to do a biopic (yes, there's been "very loosely based on" but I want a REAL one). What it ultimately boils down to is that Julie was SO over the top no one knew what the hell to actually DO with her. It also helped that the King found the whole matter hilarious (even the fight at the royal ball he privately thought was funny as hell). And shame on you for not mentioning her duel/affair with d'Albert, tho. I mean come on; d'Albert makes a move on her, she fights him AND two of his flunkies at the same time, stabs him in the shoulder, hooks up with him ANYWAY and becomes life-long BFFs and @#$% buddies?

@krankarvolund7771

5 жыл бұрын

Well aparently there is a french mini-series about her.... who romancize her roman-style life by making her saved by an opera woman while she was about to be executed in a black mess....

@angelaphsiao

3 жыл бұрын

You mean a bi-opic I'll leave

@bastiankunz4585

2 жыл бұрын

The inately hillarious son of the duke of loins ^^

@charliefarmer4365

Жыл бұрын

She once stabbed herself on stage during one scene with a REAL dagger. Her then-boyfriend promptly ran off, leaving a letter telling her to leave him alone as well as some bribe money.

@EndymionMhr

Жыл бұрын

​@@angelaphsiao why your right

If you say your bi, but you don't regularly duel and light covens on fire, are you even really bi?

@Charon85Onozuka

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she only lit that one coven on fire. xD

@filiaaut

5 жыл бұрын

You light ONE convent, and people think of you as an arsonist for the rest of your life... So uncool !

@Finkeren

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think Julie was just fine with covens (witches’ gatherings) To my knowledge she only burned down a CONVENT (monastery)

@filiaaut

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry, English not my mother language...

@kienesel7

5 жыл бұрын

Im a sham...

why is this story not an original netflix series?

She is incredibly badass, I wish she had, had a happier ending, but at least it wasn't as tragic as it could have been, also she needs several movies, TV shows and comic books.

@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate

5 жыл бұрын

DND adaptions

@joshuahunt3032

4 жыл бұрын

vazak11 She doesn’t have a known grave, and we don’t know which convent she’s reported to have died in. For all we know, it’s possible she went into hiding and went to one of the early French colonies in America and wandered around some to get over her past, somehow used the whole convent thing as a cover story, and died of some disease in the Bayou somewhere in Louisiana or some shite.

I know Hollywood has a problem with originality these days, but hearing these stories week after week just reinforces my belief that the only reason for this lack of originality is because they are too occupied with their own self-worth to even begin looking through history for interesting stories to tell.

@SinStar87

5 жыл бұрын

"1.6m subs" "94k views" Or people aren't that interested in watching history stuff

@Randomdudefromtheinternet

5 жыл бұрын

ocadioan You know what? Fuck it. Let’s make a movie about her

@stovepipehat396

5 жыл бұрын

I think this movie would make waves.

@clock3001

5 жыл бұрын

@@stovepipehat396 What's really sad is if you go to a website called Rejected Princess, there's alot of of women from history Hollywood can produce movies from it.

@stovepipehat396

5 жыл бұрын

Tabula Rasa your name is the name I picked for my main OC, XD

This is a Grade A case of real life is stranger than fiction

@andro7862

5 жыл бұрын

The difference between history and fiction is that fiction needs to be believable.

@sammysaito529

5 жыл бұрын

ethan hatcher Life is strange was shit don't go comparing that to this The two brain dead main character don't even compare to this badass woman

@hanz2904

5 жыл бұрын

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@OriginalCreatorSama

3 жыл бұрын

@@sammysaito529 I think they were going for the trope reference, not the show which i believe is named after the same trope.

I aspire to have this much chaotic energy

i think i speak for all bisexuals when i say Julie d'Aubigny is literally the greatest form of representation you could wish for.

Extra Credits: The Educational Version Citation Needed: The Humorous Version

@markmayonnaise1163

5 жыл бұрын

OMG, Extra Credits knows about Citation Needed! For some reason that makes me giddy! Edit: Wait, they promoted Tom Scott's channel about a year or so ago as part of a larger recommendation video... so duh. But still!

@Evolution_Kills

5 жыл бұрын

As a habitual podcast listener, Citation Needed is one of my all time favorites. Here's hoping Extra History also covers the Goiania Accident, Chung Ling Soo, or the Dreadnought Hoax.

@mingolaflare6224

5 жыл бұрын

If yall like history, id highly recommend Epic History as well as Marche History and Invicta. Very in depth without getting boring, great visuals on the battles they cover, and the narration is top notch. Invicta (an ex Total War KZreadr) does some really interesting looks into what ancient life was like. For example one is “serial killers of antiquity” “how did they declare war in Ancient Rome” (which is hilarious how they did it) “everyday moments of history - a Roman soldier prepares dinner” “the Nika Riots” and best of all “intoxicated moments in history - Nazis on Drugs”

@timothymclean

5 жыл бұрын

"...What was illegal in Paris at that time?" "Dueling more than two people in the same day! It was considered greedy."

@FeyTheBin

5 жыл бұрын

_She pretended to be a doctor_

Someone needs to MAKE 👏 THIS 👏 A MOVIE 👏

@nicholassmith7984

5 жыл бұрын

Someone has: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madamigella_di_Maupin

@joliekhim8135

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@darm9020

5 жыл бұрын

Would be up for a séries out of it!

@Yardnoc3103

5 жыл бұрын

We'll make another one. With Keira Knightly

@kevinhill8193

5 жыл бұрын

But she lives at the end. You can't put that in movie.

7:15 "...pushed things too far." Now that's a clever joke.

@megasbaladoros

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well...

3:02 Bismark approves

@nefhelimwhat609

5 жыл бұрын

weldonwin but does Walpole approves?

@riolufistofmight

5 жыл бұрын

just gotta always have a plan

@ahumblemerchant241

5 жыл бұрын

French people aren't allowed to use my motto.

@yourethatmantis5178

5 жыл бұрын

Bismarcking Well they can if they pay the fine. One Alsace- Lorraine.

@Sparkle8205

5 жыл бұрын

No plans *Bismark.exe has stopped working*

"No one before or since was quite like Julie La Maupin" (shows the link to Cheng I Sao)

@extrahistory

5 жыл бұрын

They were both very accomplished women for their respective times but in completely different ways!

@arandomguy8771

5 жыл бұрын

Pika Zilla and they were born on different days and died on different days so that’s a difference :-;

@Pikazilla

5 жыл бұрын

well if you put it that way; they were born on different seconds from different mothers

@RobertHinchey

5 жыл бұрын

Cheng I Sao is awesome in what she achieved but wasn't like Julie really (Not worse or better. Just different). A closer comparison to Julie would probably be the Pirate Anne Bonny though I like to think of her of a combination of both Julie and Cheng wrapped up in Irish and is awesome for her own separate reasons too. Would love to see a series on here about her!

@sklaWlivE

5 жыл бұрын

Take Anne Bonny, Julie, and Cheng...and then add royalty to their occupation list and the iron ovaries to stand up to Elizabeth I in her face, and you've got Grace O'Malley (who's gaelic name I am not even going to try and spell here), the ax-wielding Pirate Queen of Ireland.

3:03: Exists* Bismarck: I’m so proud

* violently waves pansexual and France flag * *ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIIIIIE LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVÉ*

As a fan of Citation Needed, I would like to say "And the wheel spins, and lands on France!" And would like to complain that Julie d'Aubigny never dressed up as a doctor, and said "This Nun has a terrible disease!"

@TandT89

5 жыл бұрын

These feelings are seconded!

@ShadowMageAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, with the swords hidden down her pant legs.

@BSJuliaMagna

5 жыл бұрын

Oooh Le France!!! *Gary Brennan intensifies*

@taylorhancock5834

5 жыл бұрын

Sadly, Matt doesn't have Tom's expert french name pronunciation skills...

@jesseroberts1608

5 жыл бұрын

That episode was amazing. Everyone should check out this podcast.

How as this woman's life not been made into a movie? I loved her from the moment they said she won fist fights! If she were bi, then she was my kind of woman.

@ZeroTheHeartlessKing

5 жыл бұрын

she was bi, she got with doods as well as dood-ettes

@TheRedneckRoman16

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZeroTheHeartlessKing well now i know what i wanna do with a time machine! (No inuendo intended)

@kyuven

5 жыл бұрын

The reason her life hasn't been made into a movie is generally because of cultural feelings on homosexuality and bisexuality til recently. And then once homosexuality became popular, movies about 17th century france became less of a theatrical draw.

@guyinreallife6035

5 жыл бұрын

I say that about EVERY Extra History videos.... so many good stories, so many wasted opportunities by a feckless hollywood

@Cythil

5 жыл бұрын

I ask my self this when I first read about her. Of course some people might think her story is to wild to be believable. ;)

I actually yelled WHAT several times during this. For the record, the D&D 5e build I'd use is 14 swords bard, 6 swashbuckler rogue. Point buy at level 1 is variant human (prodigy feat for performance) 11/16/12/10/8/16. Later take tavern brawler for 12 str because you have to be able to punch people in the face sometimes.

Me, seeing video: okay a lady who can kick some ass, seems interesting. Video: ... with her girlfriend Me: AW YEAH THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

Shows Athena, patron goddess of Athens, but gives her a Spartan shield, major rival of the Athenians. Hmmmm... Something isn't right about that.

@DireBeagle

5 жыл бұрын

@MyHero Deku Nope. What you're describing is the Spartan shield. That's the Greek letter lambda, which correlates to our L, the first letter in Lacedaemon or Laconia, the names for Sparta in antiquity. Athenian shields often featured an owl, a bird sacred to the goddess Athena. But Athena herself possessed the Aegis, a shield given to her by Zeus which had the face of the gorgon Medusa on it.

@goldendragon6282

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao dumbass! Athena was ALSO patron go of Sparta. They both worshipped her as chief god.

@elephant3109

5 жыл бұрын

are they even rivals?

@krankarvolund7771

5 жыл бұрын

@@DireBeagle Well, of course Sparta worshipped Athena too, I mean, when you believed in Gods, you do not want to disappoint any of them ^^' But their favourite gods were Zeus and Ares, not Athena.

@squirrelfish8200

5 жыл бұрын

@@DireBeagle She goes B O T H ways. She gets both.

"A Slightly wild, unhinged plan."' The best kind of plans.

Sidekick? More like… *Side Chick*

@nightmarehalloween1207

5 жыл бұрын

Bum dum tss

@DiracComb.7585

5 жыл бұрын

Codes320 leave

Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

I'm surprised any nunnery let her join after what happened the first time.

@Kefkaownsall

5 жыл бұрын

Nuns: are you kidding that badass lesbian display was the best thing ever. Also that convent sucked so we don't care.

@martytu20

5 жыл бұрын

They're kind of big on second chances and repentance.

@edisonmichael6345

5 жыл бұрын

@@martytu20 Yep, that's kind of their deal.

@AnimeAngel88

5 жыл бұрын

Probably was a different convent

@crestfallensunbro6001

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnimeAngel88 you don't say !

"I would hate to be, myself, one of those people in history that's only remembered as being the guy that got stabbed through a shoulder, potentially stuck to a tree, by that lady that pretended to be a nun, who sang opera, that burnt the convent down 'cos that's not a great way to be remembered, let's face it." - Everybody's favorite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan

@Ambaryerno

5 жыл бұрын

If you were Louis-Joseph d'Albert it meant hooking up with her afterwards. And oh yeah, she happened to have been one of the hottest women in all of France in her day, too. Worth it.

7:07 Luis is standing there like “ah jeez bro. You’re too cool to be a crime... ok we can make a few exceptions”

2:10 Julie : Oh sure ! I'm so in ! But tell me, what happened to your leg ?

How the hell does a person go from a semi normal singer-duelist to some gay criminal because of....boredom of a previous lover....?

@teigantheisen2549

5 жыл бұрын

Life is an open world RPG and Julie d'Aubigny is the player character

@maskedlover8768

5 жыл бұрын

Just her stun to fake dead and gone with the wind 🤣 unless she have some illness i doubt that she could just pass away inthat age 🤣🤣

@yukigiro17

4 жыл бұрын

Well...Yes.

@sarasthoughts

4 жыл бұрын

Men are really really boring lmao

@tylerdurden3722

2 жыл бұрын

Her father was very strict and raised her like a boy. Forced her to train swordfighting etc with the other boys. He also wouldn't let her marry, rejecting (assaulting) everyone that came to him to ask to marry her. So she got involved with her dad's boss. Which was the only man at Versailles her father couldn't "reject". Later, she got involved with a swordmaster at Versailles. The swordmaster committed some crime and had to leave in a hurry to live the life of a fugitive...on the run. Julie desided to join him in living a life as a fugative. The swordmaster had her disguised as a man. The swordmaster spent a lot of this time hopping from tavern to tavern...and Julie was with him...still disguised as a man, pretending to be a man. Of course, drunk men in taverns tended to fight other men. Meaning disguising yourself as a man and spending most of your time in taverns will eventually lead to such situations Luckily whe was very good at fencing. Thanx to her father forcing her to train since childhood with other boys at Versailles.

Good heavens. What is this, a dungeons and dragons campaign?

@censored4680

5 жыл бұрын

A JRPG

Louis XIV: *hears about the metaphorical balls on Julie* I like her Julie: *proceeds to continue being a bi badass* Check this out! I am gonna do a thing!!! :D :P

Louis the 14th did ballet?! Forget Julie, I'm sticking with the King!

@asaurat

4 жыл бұрын

There's a movie about that, called "Le roi danse".

@dameonpounders7211

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie ballet is fun af

@quoniam426

4 жыл бұрын

He was also an accomplished musician, he played the back in the day equivalent to the guitar.

3:02 If only she'd been around 200 years later, she'd have been good friends with Otto Von Bismarck.

@BlueflameKing1

5 жыл бұрын

I'm fairly certain her plan was on par with one of Young Bismark's plans.

@karlmarx7333

5 жыл бұрын

As he was an extreme conservative, probably not.

@johnblunt5243

5 жыл бұрын

they probably would have. IF they where part of the same country. At Otto Von Bisarck's time Germany and France where NOT friends. and I highly dought Bismarck would have wanted to be friends with a Frenchy

@redacted3557

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Kedge yeah, and the fact that well, bisexuals werent looked kindly upon.

@Akeion98

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don't think they would've been friends more like friendly rivals tbh.

*They should make a religion out of this*

@teigantheisen2549

5 жыл бұрын

I would, but I'm too busy worrying about how the sun is a deadly laser

@asandysoldier3164

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, not anymore theirs a blanket.

@randomlogophile7691

5 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume she's not already my religion

@yuvalsela4482

5 жыл бұрын

@@asandysoldier3164 the blanket never got to Ethiopia.

@Brams2777

5 жыл бұрын

And after that it's time to conquer all of India

Whoever did the expressions for this vid needs a raise. So much emotion in so few lines! 7:45 that sassy face of contempt as death closes in...

I was 99% sure I'd seen all of the extra history episodes numerous times, but how am I only finding this video from over a year ago?? I love this story

note julie is not a bismarck she cant always have plans

@artjomfuchs8110

5 жыл бұрын

You dont have to be a Bismark. But you must be a Legend and she sertanly is.

@Fellknauel

5 жыл бұрын

Well she only had the one. But one was enough !

@napoleon3812

5 жыл бұрын

ah ı say bismarck is more of a legend than this girl

@napoleon3812

5 жыл бұрын

and one idea was foolish enough that it worked

@AztecResistance

5 жыл бұрын

napoleon shut up Napoleon! Go back to Elbe!

Hey guys, if you're looking for other incredible figures from a bit later than this period with many of the same very modern persuasions, you guys should check out the Chevalier D'Eon - a gender-ambiguous (right up until their death!) diplomat and dueling spy. Very cool and interesting story here though. Thank you for bringing Julie's story to the forefront!

@kyuven

5 жыл бұрын

d'Eon even managed to survive the French Revolution and died of old age. Which for an aristocrat is quite an accomplishment. Even more so for a genderfluid aristocrat.

@ceadm1476

5 жыл бұрын

There is a anime about him, don't know how accurate it is just know it exists.

@StudyofSwords

5 жыл бұрын

So epic, they've even got their own anime

@namingisdifficult408

5 жыл бұрын

Douglas Slaughter interesting

@danstiver9135

5 жыл бұрын

It makes guy be kinda hard to determine which gender pronoun to use for D’Eon for the video.

She is an inspiration to all of us crazy bisexuals (or pansexuals in my case) out there (not to say all of us are crazy, some of us just more so than others and I mean it in no bad way)!

Im convinced her life was actually in the dnd world and shes a chaotic neutral bard that split from the party to go on her own adventures and rolled a 20 to seduce every time

I must say that I love the "L XIV" badge Louis has; because there are too many King Louises in France. XIII is a much different king than XVI and XIX.

@youdont12know

5 жыл бұрын

XIX != XIX?

@devanis

5 жыл бұрын

I don't remember a XIX being a king, the last L was XVIII

@alexanderrowley9870

5 жыл бұрын

That's because he literally only lasted 20 minutes. I just looked it up xD

@LordDragon1965

5 жыл бұрын

There was also a pretender XX

@ryandevoursney5899

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderrowley9870 Not quite either since he was never proclaimed. It's like saying Michael II was the last Russian Tsar since Nicholas II abdicated the throne for him, which he abdicated after a day. He's a legitimate pretender, but after Charles X, the King of France was abolished in favor of the King of the French in LP I, who abdicated 18 years later with a 2nd French Republic, which became the 2nd French Empire with Napoleon III who abdicated after 18 years........a lot of abdications.

"Julie always has a plan" Bismarck: "Orly?" Edit: Julie vs Bismarck Duels, Winner Takes Europe!

@math3000

5 жыл бұрын

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

@redacted3557

5 жыл бұрын

Bismarck! Bismarck! Bismarck! Bismarck!

@albrectgarcia2719

5 жыл бұрын

Julie! Julie! Julie!

@astaphe9186

5 жыл бұрын

If it involves artillery, I'd go Bismark. If it's rapiers at sunrise, I'm affraid ol' Otto doesn't have much of a chance.

@randrazor

5 жыл бұрын

"And that, children, was the bdgining of the end".

Lois the sixteenth might be a tyrant, but him willing to not crack down on homosexuality for the sake of his brother is really a wholesome moment, you gotta admit.

I once had this weird argument with a youtuber who insisted that Julie d'aubigny was a man who dressed as a woman and the person downplayed the feats Julie was known for (such as being able to best men in sword fights).

OH MY GOD THANK YOU EXTRA CREDITS FOR COVERING THIS HERO ! As a french wlw myself, D'aubigny is one of my favorite historical figures. 20gayteen keeps on giving !

What about the Chevalier d'Eon in the mid 1700's, sometimes a man, sometimes a woman, and even in death no one was quite sure which?

wow louie the 14th was more progressive than most people today

@stormbringer2840

5 жыл бұрын

the sun King man ...the Sun King .

@nathanielclaw2841

4 жыл бұрын

More like, he cared about one of his family members enough to go against the church, which is some amazing sibling love right there

You forgot the part where she pretended to be a doctor, and said "This nun has a terrible disease! All of you will get the disease! She must come with me immediately!"

@jordanloux3883

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, where is her TV series?

@Kaadilac

3 жыл бұрын

I miss that series

@69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat

3 жыл бұрын

And she said all this... while *SiNgInG* !!

*glances over her wikipedia page* *died c. 33* It's gonna be one of these tragic stories huh *watches the video* lol nvr mind

@zenogias01

5 жыл бұрын

Julie: "Well, I've seen everything, fucked up everyone, and fucked everyone. Nothin' left for this bitch to do. JD out!" *dies*

@Ambaryerno

5 жыл бұрын

Even her date of death is somewhat controversial. She has no known grave site, the convent she retired to was (to my knowledge) never recorded, and IIRC she simply vanishes from the historical record around that time. There's at least some evidence that she ultimately retired quietly with her husband, and the "dead in a convent at 33" was fabricated as a morality tale.

@Nikarus2370

5 жыл бұрын

Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.

@JB-ru2zb

5 жыл бұрын

given her propensity for duels and a hard life.... she would have left a haggared corpse.

@Nikarus2370

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno, most of the people I know into hema are physically fit, and generally fairly decent looking. Getting in a few scraps here and there (especially when you don't get injured) doesn't necessarily equal you looking old an haggard after a while.

7:15 I am laughing for a solid 10 minutes about this joke

d'aubigny is said *d'o_bee_nyee* , source - french guy