CORRECTION: I believe the lawyer is saying "waiving" rather than "leaving", contrary to the subtitles :) Join membership: kzread.info/dron/GHDQtN_vzFYJaq_Fx1eikg.htmljoin Second Channel: kzread.info/dron/t93hxFmjppL5nLRAX94UrA.html Merch: qxir.creator-spring.com/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/qxir Twitter: twitter.com/QxirYT Discord: discord.gg/jZzvvwJ Twitch: www.twitch.tv/qxiryt/ Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/Qxir/

@josephschutkin4851

Жыл бұрын

Goated video ngl

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

cool links 😎 mind if I click them

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

Also engineer gaming

@Cardboard_object

Жыл бұрын

Boop

@KAOSTISTIC-FN

Жыл бұрын

Does it come with some head time?

It's insane that the initial "penalty" for a judge getting into a fistfight with a lawyer was a 4-week paid vacation.

@Lex_Fur

Жыл бұрын

But he got fired

@8bitorgy

Жыл бұрын

You'd be lucky to get 2 years probation

@sexhaver4887

Жыл бұрын

its his reward for winning the fight

@jhoughjr1

Жыл бұрын

That judge should be in prison

@oldschoolR94

Жыл бұрын

@@Lex_Fur keyword “initial”

The fact that everyone just sits quietly and lets this continue without intervention is relatable.

@floridaboiwoody

Жыл бұрын

There is, unfortunately, a good chance they have just seen a lot of that stuff before and are just unfazed.

@charlessaint7926

Жыл бұрын

Like two kids fight in class after weeks of taunting one another. Not even the teacher steps in.

@laa0fa502

Жыл бұрын

And then clap when he get back

@Adrian-zd4cs

Жыл бұрын

It's Florida, I'm sure they've all seen crazier

@anoobis117

Жыл бұрын

honestly though, who in their right mind would try to battle with fisticuffs two representatives of the Law? their entire job is to squash that kind of thing behind bars and paperwork

“If you wanna fight let’s go out back and I’ll just beat your ass.” If I heard this in court I would lose my shit😂

@greenstacks2397

Ай бұрын

Dem Florida judges don't play 😂

@SLOCLMBR

11 күн бұрын

I'm definitely going to help my lawyer

@somename9204

7 күн бұрын

@@SLOCLMBR foreal im backing my lawyer

I can't blame the lawyer for quitting in protest afterwards. For the judge to get such a slap on the wrist and a warm welcome back, it shows a complete disregard for the rights of the accused and a blatant level of corruption. He was right to be frustrated and disillusioned, and I'm glad that the judge eventually got permanently removed.

@SaltyAsTheSea

Жыл бұрын

Something strange happened that day. The people judged the judge, they applauded his return and then and there, the court decided unanimously that the lawyer must have been just one giant pain in the ass. It's super wack he didn't just get fired then and there but I must admit there's a beauty to the story. I mean, some of those people were there to be sentenced by the Judge, yet they were pleased by the spectacle? Maybe they saw the judge as more human and somehow trusted him more for whooping some ass? 😂 just wild thoughts but the reactions are so strange it makes one wonder 🤔

@mrmawster9786

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltyAsTheSea they're sucking up to him so they could lighter sentences 😂

@TheUnseenPath

Жыл бұрын

Judges usually get a slap on the wrist. You can't sue them and they can override the verdict or go against the law with sentencing. No way courts should have this much power.

@petergriffin5641

Жыл бұрын

they both were consenting individuals

@violetsrayreikishop2

Жыл бұрын

Right the supposed to hold up the law and have a level of decency in court I'm glad he got removed because that's definitely corruption for him to be welcomed beck like that.

"Fighting a case in court" to a new level

@c4rd176

Жыл бұрын

Beautiful haha

@elevatedone7599

Жыл бұрын

The Florida man is a special species

@_hi_pwr

Жыл бұрын

If my lawyer OR my judge aren't down to throw hands then I don't want them

@mauricedavis2160

Жыл бұрын

You probably get real justice this way!!!🙏🤔⚖️

@danbreen1916

Жыл бұрын

One plead out and one bleed out

Hes not saying "I'm not leaving.". He is saying "I'm not waiving.", as in waiving the right to a speedy trial.

@mooganify

Жыл бұрын

Yeah good point, not sure who put those there.

@eskipotato

Жыл бұрын

Qxir also says 'waiving' and not 'leaving', so I think those subtitles were already on the footage and are just wrong

@Jim73

Жыл бұрын

How is 175 days supposed to be "speedy"? When you're in jail cause you don't have the means to pay bail. Sucks. Lose your job, lose your lease. Gotta be more fair.

@grizzlyaddams3606

Жыл бұрын

@@Jim73 24/7 courtrooms. Three times as fast. Cut it to 69 days or less.

@ADogNamedStay

Жыл бұрын

@@grizzlyaddams3606 ....wooooof.... Imagine the nightshift judges and lawyers. Holy fuck.

What scares me more is not the judge getting into a fight, but the fact that he proceeded to make judgments and verdicts on seven of the public defenders clients - _without_ council present. That would almost immediately get any lawyer salivating for not just getting the charges waived for those clients, but possibly even a lawsuit for the breach of their rights. Does anyone know what happened with those seven cases by chance? I couldn't find anything on them.

@penguinrevolution9041

11 ай бұрын

People have a right to a public defender, they are not required to have one if they do not wish too. They likely waived public defence

@stevenschnepp576

11 ай бұрын

@@penguinrevolution9041 I didn't hear the first guy waive his right to an attorney. Why are you assuming they did? Was it the unimpeachable professionalism of the judge who got into a fistfight with a lawyer on company time?

@crazestyle83

Ай бұрын

It wasn't a trial. Just pleadings and setting court dates. Strictly clerical.

@MidMo4020

10 күн бұрын

@@stevenschnepp576they were probably arraignments . They hafta formally charge you of something then set a court date. In the meantime is when you hire a lawyer or apply for public defender. Chances are with those people he simply continued their court date a week or two. He might have done something stupid out of anger, but I don’t think he would frivolously mess up the remaining cases. If they were traffic related or some misdemeanor with no jail some just plead guilty and take their fine right there. Appearing is a formality.

Imagine you got a jury summons, you are dreading it for weeks. Reluctantly go in and sit down to be treated with this. You'd be on cloud nine, You now don't have to finish jury duty due to being contaminated and you got to see a lawyer and a freaking judge step out to duke it out.

@markg.1159

2 ай бұрын

The jury wouldn't be present during this process. They'd be in another room waiting to see if any of cases scheduled for resolution that day actually went to trial (as opposed to a plea bargain). My jury duty involved getting some training, waiting around for a couple hours with the other jurors, and then going home. Never even saw in the inside of the court room.

Dude IMMEDIATELY accepted the fight and started walking. Very Florida Man.

@elliotw5918

Жыл бұрын

That's what is was gonna say! As soon as he said go, he was going!

@MA-kr6yv

Жыл бұрын

@@elliotw5918 he was on go time 😂😂😭😭

@Skip.8221

Жыл бұрын

The *second* I saw the photo of the courthouse my first thought was 'man I bet this is in Florida'

@grizzlyaddams3606

Жыл бұрын

Did you see what the black guy did?

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

@yes engineer gaming

“Your honor, I would like to speak on my own offense and claim a mistrial” judge: “on what grounds?” “On the grounds that you just.. beat up my lawyer, your honor.”

@michaelhanford8139

Жыл бұрын

I hear you but this was just a hearing not a trial. I couldn't have contained myself, when the judge proceeded, i'd have said 'that's just how my situation progressed...so i smacked him the same as you just did.'

@jaybee9269

Жыл бұрын

I’d be afraid the judge would want to fight me.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

Жыл бұрын

@@jaybee9269 fighting a judge is on my bucket list along with fighting a member of every American political party and a member of every branch of government. When I say fight a judge I mean one on every circuit.

@SudrianTales

Жыл бұрын

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 1st circuit Judge when you approach: *Been too long since I pulled out fisticuffs* (Pulls off shirt revealing Jojo style body) *and I'm a tier one judge, get ready to fight us all boy*

@retardcorpsman

Жыл бұрын

@@SudrianTales [Splash text appears] **JOHN G. ROBERTS** *17th CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT, SUBSIDIARY OF THE USA*

Imagine being the defendant, your defense is opting for speedy trial and then the judge beats the shit out of your lawyer, what do you do at that point?

@andresfgp13

Жыл бұрын

you go out and get a better, stronger Lawyer.

@sonofabiscuiteatingbulldog

10 ай бұрын

Pray

And they applaud the judge as he re-enters the courtroom. I’m done being this species

@acetaminophetus

3 ай бұрын

I rewatched this video a year later and still shocked that THEY APPLAUDED THE JUDGE. If I hadn’t already commented what I did, I would have done it now.

@hydroxide5507

7 сағат бұрын

how do u feel about it 3 months later​@@acetaminophetus

That's it. No other lawyer is ever allowed to say "I'll fight for you" except this dude.

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

Nah lawyers can still say it since He's a judge

@richardsanchez9190

Жыл бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 yeah but this dude literally fought

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

@yes engineer gaming

@mehmeh1999

Жыл бұрын

My guy got the exclusive copyright to that now.

@chonchjohnch

Жыл бұрын

Saul Goodman would fight for you

The fact the everyone started clapping is the most American thing ever

@looniemoonie5955

Жыл бұрын

Nah the most American would be if there were guns involved.

@louiscypher4186

Жыл бұрын

@@looniemoonie5955 There's 3 rules in America: No fighting in the war room No guns in the court room and No meat in hotdogs.

@zippolighter4903

Жыл бұрын

@@louiscypher4186 Then what the hell have I been eating this entire time?

@lava-yq7tf

Жыл бұрын

@@zippolighter4903 well, there is meat in hot dogs. It's just that the meat is the lowest quality there is.

@younkinjames8571

Жыл бұрын

The clapping lemmings were anything but american...

People from Florida are a different breed😂 it's like they all wake up and actively compete against each other on who's gonna make head lines first😂😂

@SpaceMissile

5 күн бұрын

it's all the heat and humidity. it'd make anybody a little crazy. lmao edit: not to mention the bugs.

He really said I’ll serve you these hands😂

Public defender both figuratively and literally fighting for the public against a harsh and unforgiving justice system. This person deserves a medal.

@damnnn212

Жыл бұрын

and still lost.. like a public defender(this is a joke).

@elyg6531

Жыл бұрын

@Will tf?

@floridanews8786

Жыл бұрын

You don't win a medal for getting your @$$ beat! Damn genz kids.

@chancejacobs8708

Жыл бұрын

​@Will you're gonna have a great time when a cop plants drugs on you and you end up in prison for something you didn't do

@froginabucket7294

Жыл бұрын

@@chancejacobs8708 what time period are you living in

i love how the defendant, after watching his lawyer get beat up, still goes "yeah I think I could take that judge, give me my speedy trial"

@nsahandler

Жыл бұрын

The fact that the judge asked that dude a question after his lawyer was assaulted and arrested basically ensured he was a free man. It turns out that the right to an attorney can't be deprived because a judge decides to step out and bang it up with said attorney. Especially for the act of disagreeing with him.

@hossdelgado626

Жыл бұрын

Tbf, the lawyer at least winded the guy, I think he has a good shot if the judge doesn't get his second wind

@nsahandler

Жыл бұрын

@@hossdelgado626 pretty sure - by the audio - the judge and the lawyer squared up and scuffled. My best guess is that the bailiff or sheriffs instantly apprehended the lawyer and the judge came in "winded."

@hossdelgado626

Жыл бұрын

@@nsahandler I was cracking a joke.. watch your head there, the joke missed you and almost gave you whiplash on the way by

@justind9631

Жыл бұрын

@@nsahandler yep the lawyer was taken in put into custody and was let to leave until the second day

I love how before the judge is even finished saying, "You wanna go out back and fight?" The lawyer is already walking to the door. He'd had enough of his s$@t!

Second you said “Brevard County, Florida” I was just like “ahhh, yes. It’s all coming together” 😂

And if us normal citizens got into a fight at a courthouse we'd be in jail with felony charges, but if you're part of the protected class you just get fired

@dingusmyers

Жыл бұрын

or you get put on paid leave

@Dravianpn02

Жыл бұрын

@Joseph Stalin they cheered the wrong person.

@Foxrich99

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't a fight, it was trial by combat

@-bubby9633

Жыл бұрын

>if a normal person If a normal MALE. A woman would never get that punishment. They are the ultimate protected class

@maker0824

Жыл бұрын

I feel like if you challenged someone to a fight, and they took you up on that (meaning both parties consented (I'm not sure of that was true in this case)) and security let you do it, then I don't think you would go to jail. I don't think the judge should go to jail (which it sounds like you might be implying). I do think the judge 100% deserved more punishment than a paid vacation until the media got on him. He may never have been punished at all if this didn't become well known.

This episode of Better Call Saul is gonna be so good, man.

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

Better call Saul is a great show

@looniemoonie5955

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy when he finally be Slipping

@Yan.the.Disastrous

Жыл бұрын

I love bitter coleslaw

@shronkler1994

Жыл бұрын

god i love recommendation to contact jimmy "saul goodman" mcgill

This guy was deemed reasonable and sensible enough to become a judge and the people clapped when he came back in because they saw him winning this mindless fist fight as something to be proud of rather than a shameful display of idiocy during a trial Only in florida could people ever be this backwards

@avamasquerade

Жыл бұрын

Only in Florida are they asking for it...from... themselves, I guess?

@avamasquerade

Жыл бұрын

Only in Florida are they asking for it...from... themselves, I guess? Edit: upon further reflection, there seems to be a fairly sizable contingent of US States that have themselves comin' for 'em, not just Florida...

@nota7660

Жыл бұрын

I know I live here

@TheUnseenPath

Жыл бұрын

Backwards says the critic who probably lives in a state that obeyed lockdown and whose governor doesn't enforce the law but yeah, we're backwards. Last I checked...people are flocking here not to where you're at.

@moos5221

Жыл бұрын

@@TheUnseenPath just like flies flock to the nearest pile of shit, yeah.

I love that the lawyer is just ready to go too. Instantly starts walking. This ain't no baseball fight, these men went directly to blows. Public defender too, what a dedicated lawyer.

I love this; this is an extreme but clear case of a public defender actually defending a member of the public and doing it in a way that is extremely disrespectful to the court on one hand but almost hero level when it comes to standing up for the individuals constitutional rights. Most public defenders aren’t like that one bit and depending on the situation the public defender is nothing more than a mouth piece to deliver the necessary law jargon most people see as almost a second language

@cx2900

Жыл бұрын

that judge's court was not deserving of respect anyway

@ricky-sanchez

Жыл бұрын

It is a second language, it's called legalese.

@PermissiveMoggy

Жыл бұрын

Really bothered me when he got an ass-kissing applause.

@jonslg240

Жыл бұрын

*Refusing to wave your clients right to a speedy trial just because the court is backed up IS NOT disrespectful to the court at all.*

@SeanKula

Жыл бұрын

Giga Chad right here

The truth is, that judge has probably never given any consideration for a defendants current situation so I'm not sure why he thought anyone would give 2 shits about what was going on in his life.

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

@yes engineer gaming

@cloroxbleach3367

Жыл бұрын

@yes not related to the topic at all but thank you for the link I've been looking for good potato wedge recipes for my air fryer

@johnfuckingkennedy7204

Жыл бұрын

@@dadutchboy2 yes

@cx2900

Жыл бұрын

@E Van You can absolutely get charged with assault for fighting a willing participant. Two guys just saying "let's fight!" and "ok!" doesn't cut it lol

@cloroxbleach3367

Жыл бұрын

@@cx2900 it depends what state some states like Texas where I'm from have mutual combat laws so you can legally fist fight if both people agree

As an American, you do a great job of bringing hard truths to light, while simultaneously making me laugh. Cheers mate.

@JohnTitor20361

5 ай бұрын

Us American's dont say mate...

@olivercharles2930

2 ай бұрын

@@JohnTitor20361All 300 million of you don't act the same, mate.

@EuTrabalhoParaSagres510

22 күн бұрын

​@@JohnTitor20361 innit, mate

"...of course it was Florida..." I laughed so loud my wife came in to see what was up.

The fact that we can’t see the fight but just can just hear the judge going absolutely ballistic on that lawyer distantly in the background actually makes this situation even more funny.

@iwouldrathernot4274

Жыл бұрын

No security footage of a hallway in a court house? I call bs, they just didnt release it.

@kameronjones7139

Жыл бұрын

@@iwouldrathernot4274 probably but still funny

@damnnn212

Жыл бұрын

he also won.

@DonTako47

Жыл бұрын

Without a doubt 😂😂😂😂

@BillyOnYouTube

Жыл бұрын

Your username is awesome

Me: "How do I win a case?" Google: "Hire a good attorney" Bing:

@amicaaranearum

Жыл бұрын

Underrated joke!

I leave this channel for 2 months and when I come back it starts of in florida. I swear this is one of the best yt channels out there

Thank you for making these videos and entertaining me at my slow day job. I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half give or take and you never cease to entertain. Keep it up!

Most public defenders are friends with the judge and function as passive prosecutors, he fucked up when he tried to do his job the right way

@garrysekelli6776

Жыл бұрын

And he didnt know that he was up against judge Dread.

@LTPottenger

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't that he asked for speedy trial but the idiot could not even answer a question directly. Not a guy you'd want defending you.

@rickjames8317

Жыл бұрын

100% right. The judicial system isn't really made for everyone to get a trial. It would bog down completely if everyone insisted on a trial. That's what pissed the judge off about this lawyer, he refused to cut deals and free up the court docket. That's why you have to be weary about taking a public defender's advice about a plea bargain. They are usually in cahoots with the prosecutor and judge to keep the system moving.

@SaladofStones

Жыл бұрын

I don't know about that, from my experience, a lot of defenders tend to hate the prosecution and vice versa

@SaladofStones

Жыл бұрын

@@rickjames8317 Its advice, not a requirement. Its not like the public defender can change how a trial is likely to go and they know how the system works. They tend to be pretty brutally honest about the situation and the chances, so if, like in one example, their client was caught on camera robbing a store and was found with said stolen items, its not like they have a lot of options. But client was part of the Sovereign Citizen movement and wanted that to be his argument, so the defender was forced to go with what his client wants rather than the best deal and it didn't work out well.

Back in the 80s there was a criminal court in southern California where, somehow, a gun fight between a defendant and court security and including the judge, broke out. His Honor ducked behind the bench and got off a few shots. Sometime later gunmaker Taurus brought out their Judge line of revolvers, although I'm sure there was no connection.

@ladybuzzkillington2072

Жыл бұрын

Yo do you have a link to any articles on that. Sounds crazy as hell.

@greenflagracing7067

Жыл бұрын

@@ladybuzzkillington2072 I wish I did, one of the guys in the office was there. I think it was in the Torrance courthouse. I'll look around.

@peanutsplatoon9826

Жыл бұрын

Lord that sounds crazy

@RAFMnBgaming

Жыл бұрын

It's worrying that trying to google this brought me up about 100 years worth of different courthouse shootouts.

@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan

Жыл бұрын

@@RAFMnBgaming It will, one of the top results: Research Note: Courthouse Shootings 1907-2007 In this descriptive study of 500 sheriff’s departments across the United States, 114 courthouse shootings are examined for motive, weapon availability, and casualties occurred.

I’ve seen this video probably a dozen times and it’s gone viral 3 or 4 times and I swear it never gets old 😂

The courtroom applauded the judge? A PUBLIC DEFENDER vehemently defended their client and this corrupt judge assaulted the attorney and they just gives him a four week leave of absence and no criminal charges.

As an American attorney in a particularly relevant state, you did your homework! Speedy trial times and everything! Great work!

@Enter54623

Жыл бұрын

I fucking love your username/profile pic combo

@davis4555

Жыл бұрын

@@Enter54623 Thanks!

@FluidThinker

Жыл бұрын

How frustrating is the law system in America?

@davis4555

Жыл бұрын

@@FluidThinker Honestly, it's not as bad as people say. It has a lot of protections for defendants built in. For example, speedy trial is intended to allow a quick resolution to the issue so it doesn't linger and destroy the defendant's life in case he'snot guilty, but the defendant can waive it for strategic reasons. The 5th Amendment means that you can't be compelled to testify against yourself. The 6th Amendment guarantees you a lawyer to assist you in your defense, and there are a lot of similar protections: jury trials with the defense and prosecution both picking the jurors together, a high burden of proof on the prosecutor, no burden of proof for the defense, broad discovery for the sharing of evidence between the parties, 4th Amendment protections requiring a warrant signed by a judge to search your property, reasonable bonds for pretrial release are required (depending on many factors, including the seriousness of the charge and the defendant's criminal record), etc. Most cases end in pleas, but from my experience, that is usually the best option for the person taking it. Honestly, the hardest parts about it are the residual issues. Suspended driver licenses for certain offenses are a very common complaint. Another issue is that the system is set up in a way that can be abused by the prosecution overcharging and then offering to drop several charges to bully a defendant to plea; however, if those charges are baseless, then the defense can, and should, file motions to dismiss with the court. I've resolved more cases through morions to suppress evidence and motions to dismiss than through trial. There are a lot of misconceptions about the American criminal court. I've thought about making a video series to explain American law, including criminal, administrative, appellate, civil, and others I've practiced, but finding the time, and making it quality enough to be impactful, is basically like taking on a second job. Edit: I forgot Double Jeopardy. Once acquitted at trial, the prosecutor cannot appeal and the case is closed. In the US, the prosecutor can appeal a legal decision by a judge (like for evidentiary motions), but a not-guilty verdict is the end of it.

@RhycenSparn

Жыл бұрын

Dear law dog Since the judge proceeds with the trial without the defending attorney present, would this be grounds for a mistrial. (I'm guessing the answer is pretty obvious, I'm just testing my knowledge on the criminal law)

The guy is also entitled to a lawyer. He could have just waited till he came back.

@mattmarzula

Жыл бұрын

Yep. You right.

Finally the algorithm delivers, you're hilarious. Subscribed!

this is too hilarious! legit looks like a skit from a sketch comedy show! they should make this a part of all trials, except with a boxing ring in the middle of the court room

That judge's behavior was utterly unprofessional. Physically striking the attorney or not, his behavior was unacceptable. The "paid leave" (i.e., vacation) "punishment" was ridiculous. Glad he was later permanently removed - though it shouldn't have only occurred because an outcry followed. Also wtf was with that clapping?

@tracym8952

Жыл бұрын

The clapping was out of fear like how saddam liked it

@rooroomiri

Жыл бұрын

Based Florida judge. Like a modern day duel of honor. Court simps are mad lol

@Sturmensky

Жыл бұрын

@@rooroomiri Hey, if you want a biased judge who literally assaults your lawyer, then leaves you without proper council, by all means, you do you. Some of us happen to think that judges should be forced to do the job we're paying them for - i.e., be impartial and effective third parties. Me? I value my tax dollars.

@curbyourshi1056

Жыл бұрын

@@Sturmensky I prefer counsel, but hey ho. I also like a good fight.

@jame2182

Жыл бұрын

All courts are totally boring. Plus all judges get paid to put people in jail. It's known now as the PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. the judge has to make money for the police to cover their cost to justify their existence. They are paid to keep the jails full. ONLY HUMAN BEINGS LIKE BILL CLINTON AND JUSSIE SMOLLETT PURCHASE THE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD

Shoutout to all lawyers currently fighting for our rights.

@mushyroom9569

Жыл бұрын

Lawyers fight for a paycheck. There is good reason they are the most universally hated profession.

@quekivan8475

Жыл бұрын

@@mushyroom9569 not Saul Goodman though.

@TemmieContingenC

Жыл бұрын

@@quekivan8475 Saul for Supreme Court judge

@doppelkupplungsgetriebe

Жыл бұрын

@@TemmieContingenC assuming he gets out early

@myblacklab7

Жыл бұрын

@@mushyroom9569 It depends on the lawyer. Unfortunately, we need them (and I may be one). It's sort of the same thing as police - it sucks that we need them, and some are jerks, but without them things go to hell in a hand basket real quick.

"I'm Saul Goodman, and I'll fight for you!" "What's your W/L?"

This made me laugh harder than any other Qxir video. This was fantastic

"All rise... those hands to fight the honorable judge Murphy"

@ricky-sanchez

Жыл бұрын

He's gonna lay down the law, and his opponents.

That would be the judges seven counts of violating somebody's constitutional rights by going on without a public defender. He should have served a minimum of 20 years in prison. But we all know that's not how our court system works anymore.

@daviddechamplain5718

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that myself. I wonder if any resulting convictions or pleas were tossed on appeal.

@jhoughjr1

Жыл бұрын

Gotta get our own justice these days

@fders938

Жыл бұрын

20 years (minimum) over a fist fight? Thank god you're not a judge.

@MrDachsundPower

Жыл бұрын

@@fders938 That was not what he said…

@adenkyramud5005

Жыл бұрын

@@fders938 20 years for violating a defendant's constitutional rights. Not for the fist fight.

Tales from the Bottle is my new favorite. Your sense of humor cracks me up! Cheers!

Most underrated channel on YT. Thank you Qxir!

Imagine the judge beats the shit out of your lawyer and you're just left there on your own.

I am friends with a number of public defenders, which means i was way less surprised than I'd like to be by this video. Great episode, dear Qxir!!!

@despondr.1484

Жыл бұрын

bruh how often does this happen

@ryanjones7681

Жыл бұрын

Can't be friends with pond scum.

I love your videos! Great way to end the day.

They really gave judicial combat a new meaning

Paid leave of absence is a joke. That and the fact there was applause when the judge came back is disgusting. The states are a fucking joke

@jaybee9269

Жыл бұрын

I think the powdered wigs in other countries probably inhibit the judges’ fighting spirit.

The scene of people yelling and fighting while the jury was just sitting there, was too funny

@blackfalcon1324

Жыл бұрын

There was no jury there. This was an arraignment hearing.

@cdogthehedgehog6923

Жыл бұрын

@@blackfalcon1324 Lol op has clearly never even crossed the street on red or broke curfew, give 'em a break on how the other side of the law works. Silver spoon types, ya know.

@sophierobinson2738

Жыл бұрын

Each person is waiting their turn at the bar.

@BlatantlySwedishPGN

Жыл бұрын

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 lol what? Not being dragged to court is... Silver spooning? I'm proud of never having to go to court. You're putting someone down for not getting caught committing crime... That is the dumbest thing I've seen today, and I was just talking to a flat earther.

@cdogthehedgehog6923

Жыл бұрын

@@BlatantlySwedishPGN Guess you haven't seen a mirror today if that was the dumbest thing you've seen. The op and you must be competing for top spot, eh?

Thanks for doing such good job.

That judge is definitely the type of man I need in my life. Someone professional but short tempered, illogical and will throw his career away by acting irrational.

@Rein-s8m

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@G-B-F123

Жыл бұрын

@@Rein-s8m very passionate so you know they will devote themselves to defending your argument

I've seen this footage a number of times, and it peeves me because no one brings up the rights of the accused and how this defendant was deprived his right to due process in so many ways...

@nsahandler

Жыл бұрын

The State Supreme Court literally cites this as the extraordinary reason for his unilateral firing and having him disbarred. The fact that the judge asked the defendant to commit to any legal proceeding after being deprived of his attorney via PHYSICAL ALTERCATION OF THE JUDGE cemented his fate. It turns out that the "right to an attorney" isn't negotiable.

@neophobicnyctophile8264

Жыл бұрын

@@nsahandler Reading your comment made be feel better :D thank you

4 weeks paid leave?! Some of us are lucky to get a week off without getting paid, smh.

@grizzlyaddams3606

Жыл бұрын

That's, "government" for ya. Do as I say, not as I do...

@Cabesandia

Жыл бұрын

Same thing happens when cops fuck up, lol. Authorities don't get to have consequences for their actions.

@MaxiemumKarnage

Жыл бұрын

I got fired for having heat stroke, Canada moment

As a native to Florida, maybe I can give some insight as to why the entire courtroom didn't erupt in chaos when the lawyer and judge left the room: Two law enforcement officials getting into a physical altercation with each other is just another Monday in Florida. Everybody in that room is used to weird stuff happening (it's FLORIDA) and so the prevailing thought probably was: "I am NOT missing another court date." So they just stayed put and patiently waited for things to resume.

the people in the courtroom were like "Well damn, i wasn't expecting court to be actually entertaining today"

That's one lawyer I'd like to have on my side. You know he will fight for you.

@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247

Жыл бұрын

Too bad they always loose their job. The injustice in this world. 😔

@looniemoonie5955

Жыл бұрын

@@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247 well he wasn't fired, he quitted himself

@cadenibz

Жыл бұрын

He got his ass beat

@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247

Жыл бұрын

@@looniemoonie5955 Oh I wasnt reffering to the guy the joke was just in general.

I enjoy these videos I watched every single video in your channel im sure We people who already binged all of your videos need more frequent uploads

This was by far, my absolute favorite episode of anything ever my eyes have seen.

Hes like "That doesnt help me" when the guy says he wants his trial as fast as possible. Whatthe hell do youmean he literally awnsered your question. The defendant isnt the guy who sets the date, what more do you want him to say (other than trying to weasel him into waiving)

Talk about a lawyer who is willing to *fight* for his client.

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

The lawyer is fighting for his rights

@wolu9456

Жыл бұрын

i'd couch him first [sand in the eyes best first move]might as well dirty Sanchez him that's epic and memorable enough tp make you a likeable guy then tackle him and hit his face till you get too tired. eye gouge probably get you prison time. see if you can take a chunk of ear off[street cred is worth a lot.] then make up a fake plausible story about f'in the judges wife or paying someone to seduce her.[hell arrange it after. he's a judge. ge deserves all the shit the world can give him] the judge will do the rest of the damage himself. the one thing you can't destroy is a idea.

@charlessaint7926

Жыл бұрын

And lefts.

@lava-yq7tf

Жыл бұрын

@@charlessaint7926 and apparently his downs

Love the story, the commentary, the illustrations, and the accent is a nice touch, too!

Great video, I haven’t watched you in too long and I’m glad to see a great video.

As an American... I'm strangely comfortable with this process. I want to see my lawyer and judge fight each other.

@BSIII

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@l3vi23

Жыл бұрын

Back to trial by combat like it should be

In my opinion, judges have too much power. Because it’s “their courtroom” they’re simply allowed to do or say whatever they want for the most part. The judge shouldn’t have any power whatsoever beyond handing out the final judgment, period.

@dereklong2072

Жыл бұрын

For some Judge's it's a total ego/power trip. I fought a traffic citation in court and the Judge treated the whole process like she was starring on an episode of Judge Judy, belittling everybody and cracking jokes. It was sickening.

@confucheese

Жыл бұрын

I’ve always thought the concept of judges seems extremely archaic. The fact that we still have to refer to them as “your honour” is ridiculous. They should of course be highly respected, but the amount of legal power they command is not justified when you consider how frequently a judges personal interests end up swaying the outcome of a trial. Western society likes to take pride in the diffusion of power from one to the many, and yet the central factor of our legal system is the consolidation of a massive amount of power into a single subjective individual. Of course, the way our legal system is built, we don’t really have a good alternative, since needing anymore than 1 person to do much of the responsibilities a Judge does would take way too much time. Having to convene a council for every single little thing like setting bail would be realistically impossible.

@brushnit9212

Жыл бұрын

@@confucheese Are there any specific things they have too much power over that you can share? Because all I can think of is contempt charges and decisions on motions (which can always be appealed by defendants if it ends up not going their way)

@gregthomson2299

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t the judge just hold the attorney in contempt, and order him out? I know in the UK judges are a law into themselves. They shout at people in the gallery if they have a hat on and threaten them, they can order someone taken into custody if they want.

@brushnit9212

Жыл бұрын

@@gregthomson2299 In US the system is backwards for contempt. Criminal Contempt is usually a fine, but can be imprisonment (which requires a burden of proof from the judge that the accused disrupted tribunal or prejudiced the trial). Civil contempt, the more common, is a sanction that includes incarceration. Civil contempt is more common and does not need due process, as the person "holds the keys" to their incarceration (i.e. the incarceration is lifted if they comply with the order) It's usually a non-issue as the Judges court room rules can be challenged pretty easily, after someone is found in contempt. Sometimes they have weird rules, but since no one has been found in contempt of them they go unchallenged. That's a simplified version, focused on direct contempt

I love your cartoons, and commentary. Not only are you hilarious, but informative as well.

genuinely one of the funniest videos i've seen in years

If every attorney had to fight the judge like this we'd have a much more efficient justice system.

@arcticowl1091

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be efficient in the slightest. Efficient means it's also good. Just beating someone up in a court case about someone being assaulted is biggest irony and shows how fucking dumb it would be to just have people fistfight instead of an actual trial.

@Mrcantfapenough

Жыл бұрын

@@arcticowl1091 No fucking way! 🤓

@kevinbayu7621

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, if you're not strong enough to defend yourself then you don't deserve to be innocent.

@JaCrispy3060

Жыл бұрын

@@Mrcantfapenough I am justice...

@TheUnseenPath

Жыл бұрын

Less efficient since most people don't know how to fight.

I bet the judge heard a lot of people talk about how they only committed said crime because they were in a very stressful time, had a mental illness such as PTSD, or both, and said, "that explains your behaviour but it does not excuse it", and threw the book at them. Bet those people wished they had had a judge who understood. Oh well. I'm sure they're fine now. It's not like the American prison system has done anyone any harm

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

@yes engineer gaming

@evilkidd174

Жыл бұрын

I think you should speak to his manager Karen. Sorry it's low hanging fruit begging to be picked.

@skunkrat01

Жыл бұрын

@@evilkidd174 you're right "Greased Scotsman" it is low hanging fruit. So glad there are no jokes about Scottish people... (Although I'd never tell them because I've lived in Scotland and it is seriously my favourite country, and I'm Aussie lol)

@evilkidd174

Жыл бұрын

@@skunkrat01 you know what they say we don't wear beneath our kilts don't you?

@skunkrat01

Жыл бұрын

@@evilkidd174 🤣🤣🤣 love it you 'eard

I like that the court room clapped when the winner came back in lol

I actually love this.

Imagine getting beat up by the judge and then rewatching the clip, only for the judge to say "I'm an old man". Like, you got beat up by a judge, who then insulted you even more.

@viralgayguy

5 ай бұрын

The judge was in the wrong here but even I have to admit that’s hard as fuck.

Finally, the justice system working the way it's supposed to work!

@dadutchboy2

Жыл бұрын

@yes engineer gaming

Oh Florida!!! amazing content you provide us...

I love how casually they walk out, and then there's the yelling and banging.

I'm happy to see the good ol "trial by combat" still exists

6:00 the fuckin boxing gloves hanging in the back damn near made me lose my breath. 🤣

@anynonymous1585

Жыл бұрын

"I'll do it again"

Gives the song "I Fought the Law" a whole new meaning..

hahaha your always funny AF man , keep up the good work

Man, I’m only a minute in… From the title alone, I know this lawyer really *fights for his clients.*

1:57 gotta love how everyone changed seats

@fishboymanshark

Жыл бұрын

it distracted me from the video so muchhhhh does anyone know why they did this?

@richardsanchez9190

Жыл бұрын

Well I think they were moving up to maintain whose next in order.

@MaxiemumKarnage

Жыл бұрын

They're literally just forming a line?

😂 I hear about this on a stream with Canadian attorney Runkle if the Bailey, I was very amused that the defendants name was Runkle!

Judge 👨‍⚖️ said you can catch these hands………..Honorably! 😭

I thought this was 'merica. You can't fight the judge? What happened to freedom? Good old fashioned agreed upon mutual combat! 'Merica baby!

@jaybee9269

Жыл бұрын

Yep! Its undignified, though. We probably don’t see the whole incitement…

Imagine what these judges get away with when there is no camera recording. Some of these guys really believe they are above the law.

@matthewturley1152

Жыл бұрын

Clearly they are above the law

@l3vi23

Жыл бұрын

Idk they both agreed to the fight that lawyer should have called it right there and found a way to get another judge to preside over the case.

@MaxiemumKarnage

Жыл бұрын

????????? Did you skip the entire video and just comment? Two people consented to fight and the lawyer lost. Boo-fucking-hoo, should've just said "you're a judge, be professional" and all of this would've been avoided + it would probably help the defence.

@matthewturley1152

Жыл бұрын

@@MaxiemumKarnage you just might be right about that

@doggastiandoggatore6402

Жыл бұрын

They literally ARE the law. Why do people still think law is a god-given uncorruptible right? It's confusing and riddled in technicalities for a reason: so that the common citizen can't weild it. Wake tf up

Taking “I’ll fight for you” to a new level.

I remember first seeing this on Court Cam on A&E and that show is nuts 😂

Your Honor, the defense would like to present these hands as evidence

I remember this, the judge sucker punched him the second he got outside

@troywallace7011

Жыл бұрын

It's not really a sucker punch when they both agree to fight and both walk outside lol

@Devvo0z

Жыл бұрын

@@troywallace7011 Well when the other person thinks it's just going to be verbal it is a sucked punch.

@anoob785

Жыл бұрын

@@Devvo0z they both agreed to fight

@MrPoogly

Жыл бұрын

How is it a sucker punch if he went out too? Should have been ready to scrap the moment he stepped out

@MA-kr6yv

Жыл бұрын

@@Devvo0z they agreed to a fight😂😂

We need more of this, and make sure there are cameras next time!

Not sure what's more surprising, the Judge going out to kick the Lawyer's ass. Or the court being pretty chill with the whole thing.

As a Floridian who happens to have lived a mere 30 minutes from Brevard in for a few years, this does bring a smile to my face. Amazed I haven’t heard of it, thanks Qxir!

This is what I imagined what trial by combat would look like

The attorney's slogan should be "i fight for clients"

That’s outrageous! The biggest goof of all is the judge. How dare he beat the shit out of a lawyer representing his client. I like how everyone clapped for him. What is their problem?

@michaelboydston313

Жыл бұрын

It's Florida

@Enter54623

Жыл бұрын

Their problem is they don’t want to be next

@ryanjones7681

Жыл бұрын

They're sheep blindly following authority. It makes our system horribly one sided...

@MaxiemumKarnage

Жыл бұрын

You've obviously never met a defence lawyer

@MaxiemumKarnage

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanjones7681 or, stay with me, people hate lawyers and have hated them for generations. This was satisfying to see, all context aside