Came here from Space Ice. Knew that I gotta watch the whole thing. This is definitely what a Seagal film looks like if you cut out all the pointless filler--and even then it has to be padded for runtime lol.

@nyannyan123456

Жыл бұрын

Same here. I couldn't click the link fast enough.

@AtliJarlMartin

11 ай бұрын

Same!!

@Bigedub101

9 күн бұрын

​@@nyannyan123456😂😂Man I did too. Love the unnecessary filler. I can't tell difference between this and Seagal movie

only issue is this guy runs more manly than Steven Seagal

@bombomos

Жыл бұрын

Haha he needs to flap his hands more XD

@Molfilms

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes unfortunately our actor was an actual army man back in our youth.

@Mia-dt3gl

Жыл бұрын

I gave you your 69th like. 👍

@4saken404

Жыл бұрын

@@Mia-dt3gl Nice.

@4saken404

Жыл бұрын

They should have had a stunt double do the running for that extra level of accuracy to the source material.

He runs majestically, like the noble lion pursues the gazelle

DON'T BE FOOLED PEOPLE! This is just a big budget rip-off of Seagal and not actually a Seagal flick. You can tell because the lead is in better shape, a better actor and more skilled martial artist than Seagal. Also, the action sequences are far more believable and the story is coherent.

@Bigedub101

9 күн бұрын

😂😂😂And he ran way too masculine

LOL Space Ice sent me...

@47tafida

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@itatreeneetee

Жыл бұрын

You and me both brother!

@spider-ham7140

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@syntheticderangement

Жыл бұрын

Damn. Beat me to it. x4

@Badvibesdude

Жыл бұрын

Fifth.

Judge and Jury is the Steven Seagal movie where he finally tells the world that he just doesn't give a fuck anymore and there's nothing that you can do to stop him.

@caniblmolstr4503

Жыл бұрын

He's been doing that in all of his movies

thank you Space Ice for telling me about this EPIC movie. "I've never seen anything like it before, except for that one time, in Cambodia."

There's just one small issue I have with this otherwise masterpiece: there is no way Steven Seagal is exiting a Pizza Hut with only two pizzas.

@Fencellisk

Жыл бұрын

He eight the other ate already...

@TT-rt2kh

Жыл бұрын

The boxes were clearly empty when he threw them over his head (in slo-mo) because he already had eaten them both

@genxer1

Жыл бұрын

@@TT-rt2kh Yeah, no way Seagal is throwing away pizza.

@xthee_0nly_1x11

Жыл бұрын

And without the body double carrying it all.

@OncelerKidsAreCringe

Жыл бұрын

@@Fencellisk grammar

"Were gonna need allot of backup to arrest him" next scene...one detective🤣

"If you don’t agree… That this is the greatest Steven Seagal movie of all time… Then… 2:27"

@garlandgarrison3739

Жыл бұрын

"Judge and Jury is the Steven Seagal mega blockbuster hit, where he showed the world that his work is absolute dog shit."

Cant wait for Steven Eagles next adventure!

@Molfilms

Жыл бұрын

I promise you there will be one.

@Thelemonlicorice

10 ай бұрын

@@Molfilms You could make an entire Trilogy out of this.

Here from Space Ice, because I needed to see more. Marvelous! LOL!

Steven’s running was too normal for my liking

This is the BEST Seagal movie of all time. Please make more!!!!!!!!

I galloped here like an Australian freshwater Crocodile after Space Ice's video. Edit- Dude the guys doing a cartwheel and the sensei writing the letter was hilarious.

the legend known as space ice sent me here. can't wait to watch this later.

(segal voice) “Looks like i came to the right place, baby,”

The sound effects! The wardrobe! The logic of the story! The beads! Everything is spot-on Seagalesq! Bravo!!!

It is uncanny, the reminiscense to real Seagal's mega blockbusters, you cannot deny it. A true masterpiece.

I love how making fun of that master of delusion Steven Seagal brings so many people together. Came here from Space Ice's channel and this was everything I wanted it to be!

SPACE ice sent me.. Bro ya'll need to post regularly in the community section, it increases more traction

You should have gotten a skinnier stunt double for Steven's walking and running scenes

Please do more short films and let Space Ice narrate them. This was great 👍🏿💯

@TT-rt2kh

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Space Ice can give you suggestions on more Segal tropes, if you need them (but I think you've got them down)

Great time filming this, look forward to future endeavors! Johnny Ryder (AKA Laughing Bad Guy)

His slightly higher raised left leg when he runs is my favourite anime character.

Holy shit!!! Not a single body double

@Molfilms

Жыл бұрын

Awwww man you missed it at 3:48

Nearly a perfect Seagal movie. Only missing the scene where someone tries to fight him with a knife and gets his arm broken.

The Seagalest movie ever, beating even the master himself! Thanks Space Ice for pointing us to this gem

The camera placement question was hilarious LOL

Came from Space Ice, staying for the awesome.

The almighty Space Ice brought me here.

This was the best Steven Seagal movie I've ever seen.

This is a goddamn masterpiece. 10 out of 10

This is better than his entire career

His best movie ever it actually had a good plot...

This is the Stephen seagull-type movie we need--and deserve. This actor runs in a manly fashion. He uses his own voice. He is his own stunt double. This is Oscar worthy! Shut up and take my money!!

I'm glad I saw "to be continued", I was worried cause they haven't visited the strip club, yet?

Why this didn't get the Oscar for best soundtrack, I'll never know.

It's truly amazing how a skilled operator can turn a letter and a small amount of C4 into a crude bomb to escape a jail cell.

I love it! Its like a Space Ice final exam.

Here from Space Ice, and the movie didn't disappoint

Wait, this is way better than a real Seagal's film

@Shaun_Jones

7 ай бұрын

Probably the same budget in terms of cost per second of footage.

That pounce onto the letter in the cell was the most athletic thing I've seen from Stephen! He really upped his game for this one!

dammit Eagle you did it again 👍

A loving tribute to the slappy hands sensei

"We need a lot of backup to arrest him" A shot later it's the same cop just handcuffed him. LOL!!!

So many funny bits in this , I laugh out loud for straight minutes 😄 can't wait for the sequel.👍

Best seagal movie ever

Best Steven Seagull movie in decades!!!

This is perfectly shlocky! Loved everything about it! Lighting and sound are on spot 👌 Gonna enjoy watching your catalog!

steven looks a bit older in this movie but still a masterpiece can't wait for the second part kill 'em all steven !!!

Space ice sent me.. I got my popcorn 🍿 ready for this one 👍😎

Space iiiiicccceeeee

Looks like a real gem of a movie, great job SP

Brilliant!

Loved it

I came to this from the Space Ice channel. My main issue with this portrayal is this fellows fighting style is much more realistic than the slapfest we see in Segal movies....

This is the best Steven seagal movie ever made!! Love it😂😘

I hope he will wear a long leather coat in the sequel. One that squeaks like hell on every move he makes.

Greatest thing ever made!!

This was legendary! :)

This is pretty good as far as Seagal parodies go, but I'm still partial to "Sniper: Special Ops" and "A Good Man".

@Molfilms

Жыл бұрын

It's ok to be different. ;)

@Badvibesdude

Жыл бұрын

@@Molfilms Seriously though, great work.

I had to set playback speed to 0.25 during the running sequence so that it matches Seagals actual running speed.

Hahahaha so good 😁 yr running is on point except for the fact that if this is older segal he would hav a double to do it. Honestly current segal moves in 2 speeds waddling or sitting 🤣. I love how you repeat scenes (sometimes inverted) to pad out the time, thats pretty accueate 😁.

Space Ice brought me here. All I can say is Hollywood should be scarred.

He has a very particular set of skills....

@AcidWords1

Жыл бұрын

He's basically like a ninja that had a CIA agent father/mentor, and graduated at the top of his class in Detective school.

So majestic, like an Australian saltwater crocodile.

We want more Steven Seagal movies! I mean... More Steven Eagle movies!

I think this is the only Seagal movie I’ve ever seen without use of a body double.

I didn't knew i need this, I need more of Steven Eagle !! this is amazing !!

Came from Space (Ice), stayed for the brilliance.

Amazing haha, Space Ice sent me. Love the parody.

You captured the essence of his movies really well!

Best Stephen Seagull film 2022 yes nice 😂

Highly entertaining.

This is the first Seagal movie I have ever seen without a strip club in it. Also, those police were only somewhat in awe of Seagal, not completely nutting on themselves over how amazing and mystical he is. I'm starting to think this isn't really a Seagal movie. The action scenes were too lively.

@Molfilms

Жыл бұрын

This is the first Seagal movie i've ever watched.

Thank you SS this is by far your best movie Master

I enjoyed this video so much that I subscribed to your channel

lol running 😂😂😂😂😂

10/10. Better plot than any Seagal movie and Seagal 's running is still way weirder than that aha

Only a few things would’ve made this so much funnier - if every now and then it was a completely different guy playing Seagal (like his body doubles in his movies), and if the voice was dubbed by a totally different person and was off at times. Also if those detectives just went on and on about how awesome and badass he is. Those are such Seagal movie staples that it would’ve made this so much better.

I to about, this is the best Steven Seagal movie I have ever seen. I don't know what he did, maybe he took some acting lessons but he's actually almost good in this one.

My children are so weird

"Fuck, now this is cinema! 🚬" - Mads Mikkelsen

Shoutout to Space Ice for bringing this masterpiece to my radar.

I found Space Ice last week and now I'm here.

Not enough innocents killed and no strip club scene. Sorry bro, but I have to give this a D-. But seriously, great work.

This deserves so many more views. BRAVO!

@rogueoutcastgaming8574

Жыл бұрын

Came from Space Ice...

Spice Ice got me here. This is some awesome shit!

But wait! I just realized… this is not a Steven Seagal movie? But this is so accurate!😮

To be honest, this is more coherent than most Steven Segal movies haha

Wow. This is way better than the source material. Good job!

The crunching of bones that is definitely someone eating chips

Maaan this is way to hilarious. I will be following you, please give us more content like this lol

It would have been even funnier if they dubbed over half of his lines. He honestly talks more then Seagal ever does in his movies. Strip club scene is missing though. Still funny as hell a year later.

This is a work of art

the only Seagal movie i watched to the end!

not gonna lie yo but this is actually really insane. I hope more people see this adn it can be come a real movie because it is sick yo

You have the no-look shooting down. This was a lot of fun to watch.

Judge , Jury and executioner - Stevan Eagle for the oscars.