When you want your son to become a Priest but instead he becomes the Dictator of the Soviet Union.

@thedanishcommunist1535

5 жыл бұрын

Whats the difference anyway?

@angerybubzz659

5 жыл бұрын

Blyat

@flamingcroatan3739

5 жыл бұрын

His mother : Why son why ?

@SnazzyDroll

5 жыл бұрын

I hate when that happens

@schwappingmags1008

5 жыл бұрын

even better

"His mother wanted him to become a priest" Oh boy, that went well

@savagedarksider5934

5 жыл бұрын

With use of the Atom bomb; the allies did not need help from the soviet union in defeating japan.

@csabaweisz8791

5 жыл бұрын

She wanted his son to become a priest, the son almost destroyed the whole russian orthodox church

@thatyounghistorian2038

5 жыл бұрын

@@savagedarksider5934 Fun Fact: The Japanese surrendered to the allies after the Soviet Union was planning to move in on them. An atomic bomb was the equivalent of firebombing a city during those times and such were not seen as that big of a deal. The Japanese feared the communists more than the Americans

@thatyounghistorian2038

5 жыл бұрын

Tokyo was bombed intensely during the pacific war and if I gave you a picture of Tokyo and Nagasaki during the pacific war you would not be able to tell the difference

@bonecrusher3248

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatyounghistorian2038 hiroshima not Tokyo.

I wonder if there is a parallel universe, in which Stalin became the pope, and Hitler a successful painter like Picasso

@ZeitgeistGaming69

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, Stalin would be Orthodox, which doesn't have a Pope. He could become the Patriarch though; it is essentially the same position that the Pope has in Catholicism but in Orthodoxy.

@havel6060

2 жыл бұрын

good ending achieved

@susactivities_

2 жыл бұрын

Here we have Georgian Pope Joseph and famous Austrian painter Hitler

@ZeitgeistGaming69

2 жыл бұрын

@@susactivities_ Georgian Patriarch

@eliasjojo4723

2 жыл бұрын

And then Poland dtarts ww2

Stalin's mother: *my son will become a priest* Stalin: *abolishes religion in the USSR*

@elicentric

2 жыл бұрын

yes because creating a secular state and rehabilitating religions oppressed by the tsardom = "abolishing religion" B)

@cesaralvarado775

2 жыл бұрын

Eli B Stalin didn’t “abolish” religion, but it wasn’t “secular” either. The USSR actively endorsed “scientific atheism” by funding the Militant Atheists and funding museums of atheism, etc. I agree that religious persecution in the USSR is not discussed honestly. Yes the Soviets seized their private property and (stolen) wealth. But they were Communists, ALL private property and wealth was outlawed and seized. Religious resistors were killed or jailed, but ALL resistors were killed or jailed. But you’re right, under the Imperial Monarchy, Russian Orthodox Christianity was the official religion, and heresy was brutally persecuted. Heretical literature was banned. Under Czar Alexander, a million Muslim Circassians were exterminated-men, women, and the boys. The young girls, faired a different kind of deprived violence.

@elicentric

2 жыл бұрын

@@cesaralvarado775 what would make a secular state different from “scientific atheism”? /gen

@cesaralvarado775

2 жыл бұрын

Eli B Secular states are neutral on matters of religion. The USSR has a secular constitution, but in practice it actively promoted atheism. After WW2 Stalin drastically stoped promoting atheism and rehabilitated the Orthodox Church. So during this period, you might call it quasi-secular. But the State still maintained tight control.

@user-pf2co1uu6j

2 жыл бұрын

I AM FROM GEORGIA CAUCASIA

Lenin on his death bed:"Joseph, what if the people don't follow you?" Stalin:"...then they will follow you"

@givemethen-pass6182

4 жыл бұрын

Its so dark here

@givemethen-pass6182

4 жыл бұрын

Dark

@francismigs2224

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@adityapermana9651

4 жыл бұрын

At first I thought it was a sad quote.. But then I know what it it's 😂

@wangsteve4419

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing like a Soviet joke

Hitler:tell me a joke. Stalin:Moscow! Hitler: I didn't get it Stalin: exactly!

@user-td9lt9vp9r

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin 1945 Stalin’s son was captured by the Germans and the Germans wanted to exchange him for a captured German officer, but Stalin said, “I won’t exchange soldiers for officers.” Stalin had 3 tunics and 3 boots all his life, Stalin did not live in luxurious houses and passed away in military uniform leaving Russia with a nuclear bomb

@Stalin-vq7gc

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-td9lt9vp9r why did I say something like stalin was living in luxury? AND I KNOW THAT HIS SON WAS CAPTURED BY THE NAZIS

@charlesancer6101

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-td9lt9vp9r cool

@RE-zl7sy

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it):

@epic_tygo

4 жыл бұрын

*N O*

Lenin: Dead. People: we want trotsky GOverment; wait wheres trotsky Stalin: wow thats soooo weird well looks like i have to rule sooo sad

@kong7319

3 жыл бұрын

literally no one wanted trotsky

@rodoespinosa4680

3 жыл бұрын

@@kong7319 literally all intelligent people (intellectuals marxists) like Trotsky and happens exactly like Marx: propaganda against them put them undervalued

@kong7319

3 жыл бұрын

@@rodoespinosa4680 what?

@someguy-bv3il

3 жыл бұрын

All high ranking bolsheviks hated trotsky

@rodoespinosa4680

3 жыл бұрын

@@someguy-bv3il all the Bolsheviks were assassinated by Stalin, and a lot were the “left opposition” lidered by Trotsky, jesuschrist. I hate Historical ignorance 🤦🏻

Soviet population: *exists* Stalin: *peace was never an option*

@Michal-mc6co

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@acanadiancapitalist2107

3 жыл бұрын

@@Michal-mc6co he is right. Life must have been horrible

@user-cc9fb3zg4r

3 жыл бұрын

Option of peace? Is there any option of peace during WWI? Civilian war in Russia? WWII, in fact WWI being continued several years after. Peace treaty after WWI had a lot of reasons to start a new war. Those who signed this peace treaty didn't make this a secret, that they will restore their armies to declare a new war, even deadlier. Peace was not an option for any country, WW2 is the evidence.

@emed07-

3 жыл бұрын

you mean: *population was never an option*

@arstotzkaninspector1161

3 жыл бұрын

Do i need to reply it?

Lenin : after my death don't let Stalin..... Lenin : *dies* Stalin : I guess, I am in-charge now

@R4KT1M

5 жыл бұрын

@UfOjaCkal we all know politics

@Secount

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry i give a home for you The name its "GULAG"

@mdbr155

5 жыл бұрын

ahahhah

@JosephStalin-nq1pu

5 жыл бұрын

@@Secount Hello comrade.

@PennyDreadful1

5 жыл бұрын

Lenin was no angel but he thought Stalin abit too brutish...and he was right. Trotsky was relatively decent for a communist.

Stalin: i want to become leader Stalin: has rivals Stalin: wow they just dissapeared that's so weird

@josephvissarionovichstalin5843

4 жыл бұрын

Gulag for you!!!

@ejoarkhamgamer567

4 жыл бұрын

And lucky

@blankblank5409

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder what happened to them...

@deformissimia6935

4 жыл бұрын

STALINGRAD! FOR YOU!!

@josephstalin9302

3 жыл бұрын

прошу прощения! Плохой парень >:(

Workers: *Don't work enough* Stalin: I'm about to end these guys careers

@XXStrong1

3 жыл бұрын

*lives

@historyeditz8326

2 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to betray Marx ideas by exploiting workers lke bourgeois.

@mikhailalmaz

2 жыл бұрын

@@historyeditz8326 ???? Wdym? What about the 5 hour day??? What about the improving living conditions???

@mrcool2107

2 жыл бұрын

It's fake. In real stalin treated them well

The order to defend Stalingrad was given because of the strategic importance of the city on the Volga river, not because of its name, and Kirov was killed by Stalins enemies

@pubefaceIV

3 жыл бұрын

Yes if they lost Stalingrad the nazis would be able to seize large amounts of desperately needed oil/fuel south of the city

@HarshGupta-oe1hv

3 жыл бұрын

The way Kirov died was kinda suspicious 🤔

@muhammadsaadurrehman5341

3 жыл бұрын

All the big bolsheviks killed by Stalin wanted to kill Stalin.

@ruturajshiralkar5566

Жыл бұрын

Kirov was eliminated by Stalin himself (i.e on Stalin's Orders). Stalin was greatly jealous of Kirov's popularity and hence saw Kirov's death as a way to eliminate any threat, perceived or otherwise, to his absolute Power.

@Ricardo_Rick

Жыл бұрын

thanks, it's hard to find sane comments in videos so obviously biased against communism and it's key figures

Trotsky: Now that Lenin passed away, I'm the new leader Stalin: hold my vodka

@jasonmcmillan4373

5 жыл бұрын

Prometheus .........& my ice pick. In the back of your head preferably.

@mdbr155

5 жыл бұрын

haha

@vanthang6760

5 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@vevosontungm-tp1509

5 жыл бұрын

Prometheus Trotsky is a traitor!

@fritzid

5 жыл бұрын

*our vodka

When the going gets tough, the gulag gets going. - Joseph Swolin.

@MikhaelAhava

6 жыл бұрын

ok

@JamesBond-ns8di

6 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere with your quotes. Are you following me

@GAZAMAN93X

6 жыл бұрын

James Bond sub to me

@Bastogne1944

6 жыл бұрын

James Bond I am a rezidentura, a Russian not, who's main mission is to post divisive fake news on the internet and send kompormat back to apparatchiks in the kremlin. ( *I am not paid by CNN* ) You frequently see my comments because we most likely have the same subscription base.

@JamesBond-ns8di

6 жыл бұрын

General S. Patton aaaaah that explains everything. Can i join your fake news clan?

Someone in my history class said “like Atlanta, Georgia?” and I am questioning society

@awika1

3 жыл бұрын

He is from Georgia 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

@nikainjgia2334

3 жыл бұрын

Georgia -"Sakartvelo"

@TheIndogamer

2 жыл бұрын

Americans and their lack of geographic knowledge

@sirgurnsalot4044

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheIndogamer I’m not American and for like a mini second I was wondering if it was the state of Georgia too.

@superdude899

2 жыл бұрын

No, no. Fair question

Hitler: Hey, Stalin, wanna hear a joke? Stalin: Да? ("Yes") Hitler: Berlin Stalin: Ох, ай гет ит. ("Oh, I get it" in broken Russian)

@mrcool2107

3 жыл бұрын

Russian words look like when English words are upside down

@ananditotugarisman9122

3 жыл бұрын

Translate pls, I wanna know the joke too

@Chqdom1r

3 жыл бұрын

@@ananditotugarisman9122 Hitler:Hey, Stalin, wanna hear a joke? Stalin: Yes. Hitler: Berlin Stalin: Oh, I get it.

@ananditotugarisman9122

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chqdom1r lmao thx for the translation

@dalliskal4827

3 жыл бұрын

U.S: hey Russia want to here a joke Russia: ok U.S: good allies Russia: i don't get it U.S: and you never will

Song: Russia with love

@_idrinklemonade_5258

3 жыл бұрын

You mean huma huma

@salvat3735

3 жыл бұрын

Rips off the dance of the knights by prokofiev

@MystmaxkinnTV

3 жыл бұрын

You killed fiddy men in world War 2?

@ultrachad1928

3 жыл бұрын

what's the music in this video

@maciejwisniewski2538

3 жыл бұрын

From russia with love.

My little pony. Russia: Our little Poland.

@Mangos1021

5 жыл бұрын

That's great

@d-day7567

5 жыл бұрын

Stalin: our little Poland

@minutemen_in_t-605

5 жыл бұрын

Ah Kurwa, here we go again...

@polyspheremusic3417

5 жыл бұрын

Dat capitalist

@thatwasgregory

5 жыл бұрын

Our little poland)

Lenin on dying bed: Tell the guy that gives job, to not let Stalin take over. Btw - who did I give the job of giving jobs? Doctor: That'd Stalin, sir. Lenin: *dies*

@HeadFunny

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know Stalin's son conned him by replacing ice hockey players with fakes, because they died in a plane crash that he was responsible for? kzread.info/dash/bejne/iolmlbSYcaybZ7Q.html

@halbgefressen9768

2 жыл бұрын

@@HeadFunny dying in a plane crash before 1924 ahh yess very likely happened

@user-rf8lp8ho5k

2 жыл бұрын

Упощенная ссылка.

@IloveRumania

2 жыл бұрын

Haha Edit: I got the reference.

This was the very first video I watched from simple history about the same day it came out and I became drawn into their other videos especially for a history nerd like me hope y’all keep up the good work with these videos been subscribed to you guys since 2018 always brings me back memories when I watched this video all those years ago and many others at that time

I'd like to learn more about the Chernobyl nuclear accident, year was 1986 I think.

@willtamburino7541

6 жыл бұрын

mod man17 no it was 1986

@sebastianvargas9599

6 жыл бұрын

Why because of Finkas story line?

@ogzephyr4166

6 жыл бұрын

Al Sal Good idea Gustave

@comrade4354

6 жыл бұрын

Good idea komrade

@gdrddd

6 жыл бұрын

Al Sal doc

DC - superman "man of steel" Russia DC-Stalin "man of steel"

@sputn1k931

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shi-

@JonatasAdoM

5 жыл бұрын

Man of Staliniun.

@saba5468

5 жыл бұрын

Georgian DC: stalin

@sohithbandari5989

5 жыл бұрын

*balls of steel

@streamerbytheway5266

5 жыл бұрын

CoMeRadE

Lenin: Stalin won’t lead the ussr Stalin: “how about I do anyway”

@luke.4317

3 жыл бұрын

that document is fake lol

Simple History you're my favorite KZreadr! Keep up the work!

Who would win 50 million people Or 1 mustache boi

@Chuked

5 жыл бұрын

Second option

@josephstalin5703

5 жыл бұрын

THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD definitely

@memehead7732

5 жыл бұрын

Johny johny

@riri1034

5 жыл бұрын

@@memehead7732 Да Папа?

@hoovywoopensguy6812

5 жыл бұрын

the mustache ;)

Stalin: Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it

@deformissimia6935

4 жыл бұрын

Are you a vegetarian?

@emeraldz6744

4 жыл бұрын

@@deformissimia6935 why would they be vegetarian

@genralgreevus7521

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Lisa-os7il

3 жыл бұрын

@@deformissimia6935 r/woooosh

@KishorGowda18

3 жыл бұрын

Especially africans

"No work? G U L A G" -Stalin

@UnderRated-oy1tu

2 жыл бұрын

Yes this is basically my parents at home

Great vids condensed history but to the point. Good job.

Who would win? The czar of Russia ----------- A book

@manbutt656

5 жыл бұрын

A book?

@penguin5300

5 жыл бұрын

Book

@antonishedsp2036

5 жыл бұрын

book

@antonishedsp2036

5 жыл бұрын

книга

@inconickuous547

5 жыл бұрын

The comunist manifesto

Stalingrad was not defended so viciously just because it bore Stalin's name. But because it was a strategic transit road from the Caucuses to the rest of the Union and the USSRs primary source of Oil. Germany just needed to be starved of oil, so they could not let them turn the tables by taking the caucuses. It simply was a very strategic position. Saying that it was defended viciously just in his name is just an uneducated revisionism of historical facts and documentation.

@user-ov3iu7gu2f

6 жыл бұрын

OZX7S You are completely correct, but I think that Stalingrad had more symbolic meaning to Hitler than to Stalin. Military historians say that Stalingrad was city no different from any other that Germans conquered earlier in their campaign, it could've been easily surrounded and cut of the Russian supplies and reinforcements and would have to surrender in a short time, but luckily for us, the good guys, Hitler had no clue in tactics and wanted to conquer the city, as I remember from documentaries, with air bombings and frontal assault... and that story ended in Berlin in 1945...

@doughnutsandcoffee8622

6 жыл бұрын

OZX7S finally someone who also knows

@doughnutsandcoffee8622

6 жыл бұрын

Драшко Дашић, Stalin did not care about Stalingrad as much as Hitler did, Hitler compared to Stalin... Hitler was an over-enthusiastic child, Stalin... a heartless monster, who feared no one.

@eduardkeandreisolina1502

5 жыл бұрын

yeah sure your very correct, but he said that after saying "it has stalin's name"

@viysnjor4811

5 жыл бұрын

well actually he feared everyone, which is why he killed so many people in his purges

Simple History: Stalin is bloody dictator. Winston Churchil: Hold my whiskey

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

Psychiatrist: "Stalin, why do you behave this way?" Stalin: "My father used to punish me severely."

@Theo-bk6qj

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@Hmmm777

3 жыл бұрын

This enrage the father, who punish him severely

@ronantheacusser2305

3 жыл бұрын

NOICE

@justsomepersononyoutube9271

3 жыл бұрын

Adolf hitlers historic quote that made him the dictator

@brynthmacoto1258

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qoqllpuJpdnSqdo.html

I just went out of the room , and my boy made such a mess .

@vladimirlenin3175

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I’m Lenin

@sooryan_1018

3 жыл бұрын

This is getting out of hand...now there's two of them!

@josephstalin9313

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, m8 it wasn't me

@danisharfaramadhan7446

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephstalin9313 bruh

@deme3094

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephstalin9313 privet comrade stalin

Nice video

Fun Fact- In Stalinist Russia, food was like humour, not everybody got it.

@sukanachuj_7897

2 жыл бұрын

Bro i love dark humor

@lombardia1509

2 жыл бұрын

In America it is the Great Depression, but in the USSR it is for some reason the Holodomor. It's funny how they deceive you, and you don't even think about it.

Shhhhhh,simple history, or do you want to go in gulag?

@localextremist2839

5 жыл бұрын

WHATS THIS? AN IMPOSTER?

@frederickiithegreat3919

5 жыл бұрын

@@localextremist2839 what? I am the Real stalin,you are the western spy

@localextremist2839

5 жыл бұрын

@@frederickiithegreat3919 No u i am sitting in my KV2 aiming at you

@delxsm

5 жыл бұрын

@@localextremist2839 guys dont make me get shaggy on you

@Palladium001

5 жыл бұрын

Just 1v1 with t-34s. The survivor is the real stalin

*sees Stalin dying of a stroke* Are you ok? Stalin: GULAG

@samiq306

5 жыл бұрын

He died because you were a Western Spy

@nehemiahobongono8496

5 жыл бұрын

@@samiq306 good

@sfsaviation

5 жыл бұрын

when Stalin has stroke... *_EVERYONE HAS STROKE_*

@walterclements3433

5 жыл бұрын

*GULAG!*

@hazmat4938

5 жыл бұрын

Its because of that profile picture GULAG!

I can personally recommend the book under further reading: Geoffrey Hosking's "Russia and the Russians". It's a great book, and as far as I can tell, very objective.

3:28 If you read Stephen Kotkin's Stalin biography, he states that most of the purged officers were NOT "talented," they were incompetent. Not that that justifies what Stalin did to them, but it didn't effect the war effort that much.

@gruesomewolfgaming4735

2 жыл бұрын

You must have never heard of tukachevsky.

@vanshstalin1402

2 жыл бұрын

Stephen Kotkin is leftist propagandist . What happen to tukhachevsky ,yakir, smultsky. They were civil war heroes ,fought against japanese

@dominusdone5023

3 ай бұрын

and how did it not impact? Many of the officers he executed were great war veterans which isnt saying much but they had experience in war

@t.bo.e2487

2 ай бұрын

How convenient lol 😂

@JeanValjean875

27 күн бұрын

​​@@dominusdone5023But the Soviets still won the war despite Stalin's purges. So the purges couldn't have had that much of an impact if they won anyway.

Stalin:*Shoots his last good officers and generals* Stalin: why don’t I have any more good generals

@kmv-2

4 жыл бұрын

Zhucov,Rokossovskiy,Chuycov,Voroshilov? No?

@heidetenchavez9911

4 жыл бұрын

No. Not enough...

@josephstalin9302

3 жыл бұрын

Я признаю, что это была ошибка ...

@kevin8712

3 жыл бұрын

@@kmv-2 Konev?

@scarlett3205

3 жыл бұрын

@Wavygeronimo It translates as "I admit that it was a mistake"

Isn’t it crazy how many crazy dictators do not even come from the great country they led? Napoleon was from Corsica, Stalin was from Georgia, Adolf was from Austria... keep an eye on charismatic and influential foreigners, folks!

@doggyrusev627

6 жыл бұрын

EA 333 oh boi time to be a Canadian dictatorship

@zoofan9280

6 жыл бұрын

EA 333 true

@Confucius_76

6 жыл бұрын

Philip of Macedon was from... Macedon.... but he expanded the Greek world

@admiralofcrimson9618

6 жыл бұрын

Corsica still is and was part of France also Georgia was part of Russia during all of Stalin's lifetime. And I wouldnt call Napoleon a crazy dictator but a monarch what he did helped France the wars he caused were mostly in defence or to maintain other nations to keep fighting Britain. He did do megalomaniac things like invading Spain though. I also even though stalin was evil it helped protect Russians from a bigger genocide since all of them would of been killed by Hitler.

@5oa8in2wr

6 жыл бұрын

If Stalin would be crazy some German burger would have some nice boots made of your skin.

cool vid bro - learnt lots!

Dear author! I understand that you probably cannot have other sources in your country that would not write about Stalin in a negative way, but I have to note many mistakes that only denigrate Stalin. Starting with the nonsense that the workers could be sent to the Gulag for not working out the norm. And ending with the fact that Stalingrad was defended only because the city bore the name of Stalin. Stalingrad was not defended because of this (why, then, was Stalino - now Donetsk not so stubbornly defended?) The reason for the defense of Stalingrad was that its loss would cut off the Caucasus from the rest of the USSR and free up some of the German divisions for operations in the Caucasus. And by the way, it was along the Volga that almost the entire UNION was supplied with fuel. So I advise you to check the sources.

@superdude899

2 жыл бұрын

Unrelated, but that Civ 6 pfp is pretty cool

@Roman-iw9sq

2 жыл бұрын

Смысл им что-то доказывать когда у них Солженицына просто боготворят и верят каждой его лжи. Жаль конечно что они никогда не узнают за этой завесой лжи и обмана от пропаганды что на самом деле этот человек не был злодеем как его описывают.

@OUR_RED_ARMY

2 жыл бұрын

Многим бесполезно что-то доказывать, их пропаганда хорошо делает своё дело, заставляя поверить в несуществующие вещи. Это очень грустно, особенно учитывая то, что сейчас в интернете каждый может найти подтверждение реальных событий, но очень мало людей этим занимается

@dominusdone5023

3 ай бұрын

@@Roman-iw9sq lmfao executing millions and sending them to gulag camps for any reason he found isnt villian?

@dominusdone5023

3 ай бұрын

workers could be sent to the gulag for not working the quotas lmfao where did you get this give me the source

Simple history : Stalin is a ruthless dictator . Mao zedong : hold my gun .

@SoldierOfFate

4 жыл бұрын

You mean "Hold OUR gun!"

@ra6667

4 жыл бұрын

Mao zedong? Brb gotta look up something.

@toannguyenhuu1693

4 жыл бұрын

Western capitlism: hold my zionist global warming

@cakebear9534

4 жыл бұрын

@Toan Nguyen Huu Nazbol gang Nazbol gang

@toannguyenhuu1693

4 жыл бұрын

@@cakebear9534??

*I love the smell of Gulag in the morning*

@viveus_

6 жыл бұрын

mm

@MauriceChad

6 жыл бұрын

quack

@ihavecripplingdepression2572

6 жыл бұрын

Papa stalin will bring it to you

@gavinlomalie0507

6 жыл бұрын

trycoldman23 same

@b-i-c7969

6 жыл бұрын

Trycoldman, you're supposed to be doing lego stop motions, not write shiet memes on others KZread channels

Worker: *is exhausted and therefore gradually works less* Stalin: I diagnose you with treason

One of the worst creatures who ever walked the surface of the Earth

@user-sg7mj7zi5c

2 жыл бұрын

*best

@theanglo-lithuanian1768

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sg7mj7zi5c He arguably killed more innocent people then Hitler.

You have answered my prayers because I have a project on him. You are my number 1 go to history channel

@Simplehistory

6 жыл бұрын

Nice, good luck on your history project

@vire559

6 жыл бұрын

You sacrifice him over your interest. He got demonitized by KZread now

@Maxcraft12

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History what do you think about making a video about the germen Revolution of 1918 and/or a vidoe about the weimar republic? :)

@knowariddle9462

6 жыл бұрын

Maximilian I would love a video about the German Revolution!

@Will-ce7tv

6 жыл бұрын

My dad just finished a book called 'young Stalin'. It's all about his background and early life, it'd be great for your project.

Is no-one gonna talk about the fact that Stalin means Man of Steel

@deformissimia6935

4 жыл бұрын

I am broke

@h0tblond3

4 жыл бұрын

I subbed to you

@ma.023fr

4 жыл бұрын

just a random fat cop from gta 4 in real life r/itswooooshwith4os

@tanmaynegi3169

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it makes sense.

@lukayaroslav9914

3 жыл бұрын

@-- There's already an animation of it.

"As Stalin created a cult of personality" *Cue CM Punk's entrance music*

@kouroshrm7

2 жыл бұрын

Like Mussolini and Kennedy

"I trust nobody, not even myself" -Joseph Stalin

Demonetized

@AllisonDeereVR

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Mottern its just a joke tbh

@jcmottern

6 жыл бұрын

Heath George Well that went over my head. Thanks for the explanation. With KZread it wouldn't surprise me with how they are these days.

Stalin = Man of Steel dammit DC Comics...

@FlowerPride

5 жыл бұрын

Stalin -> stal' -> iron

@g0ddish434

5 жыл бұрын

Stalin is superman

@josephstalin9204

5 жыл бұрын

I'm boi

@rion7088

4 жыл бұрын

amazing barley31 Alexa play stal by C418

Hey thanks for the shoutout man!

Thank you for this video. I'm doing my research project and I needed to know when his funeral was held.

@ingridalexander1492

Жыл бұрын

read any books ever?

@KelvinThePatriot

Жыл бұрын

@@ingridalexander1492 yes. Just cant find any at my library that was on this topic or about Stalin. Plus i couldnt order the books because it would’ve arrived after the project was due

“You know what they say - Your servers have lag, You go to Gulag” - Stalin, 1943.

@tabbyclawproductions7943

6 жыл бұрын

tru dat

@fristnamelastname5549

6 жыл бұрын

xD Lol!

@darkknightbatman8269

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@vantanbui9782

6 жыл бұрын

xD lol

@wisdomleader85

6 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, gulag goes to you.

I love you person who put subtitles in Portuguese I love you

from becoming a priest to someone who needs a priest.

Where’s that soviet anthem?

@danny2327

6 жыл бұрын

Instant gulags!

@Crankiebox99

6 жыл бұрын

your uncle in gulag

@achaemenes9064

6 жыл бұрын

The channel is capitalist don’t expect them to put soviet anthem 😒

@evanlol05

6 жыл бұрын

Achae Menes it’s a joke. Have you ever seen a meme about communism or soviets?

@achaemenes9064

6 жыл бұрын

your uncle did you just said a meme? When in earth communism was a joke ?

Stalin: *kills his doctors* His dead doctors: right back at ya buckeroo!

@deformissimia6935

4 жыл бұрын

I am dead in the near future

@venomrg.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kingrunnisfilms

3 жыл бұрын

our Dead doctors

@ronantheacusser2305

3 жыл бұрын

NOICE

My favorite part of him was he was extremely ruthless, but a coward as well. I love history and he was by far my favorite to study when I did history classes.

@benedek8259

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by coward?

@WisdenWard

2 жыл бұрын

@@benedek8259 Lol. You don't know history, do you? He was constantly afraid of being assassinated. He was afraid of Trotsky. He was scared of his generals being more powerful than him and that they would take control of him. He was afraid of Capitalism. He was afraid of free market. He was afraid of private property. He was afraid of nuclear bombs. He was afraid of USA. He was afraid of Hitler He was afraid of bugs He was afraid of boiling water. He was afraid of heights. He was afraid of darkness. He was afraid of peanuts. He was afraid of milk because he was lactose intolerant. He wad afraid of stroke.

@chocolateneko9912

2 жыл бұрын

@@WisdenWard his paranoia led to his death lol

@sigmaduck69420

2 жыл бұрын

average brainwashed kid in western talking about the greatest chad in the world

@MB2.0

2 жыл бұрын

@@chocolateneko9912 paranoia isnt cowardice. You can't run a country surrounded by vicious officials as a coward lmao

“Stalin just thought Ukrainians were immune to hunger that’s all..”

Party Member: *"Coughs"* Stalin: "Execution List +1: Random Innocent Man"

@reek4062

5 жыл бұрын

what a merciful man

1 MILLION YEARS GULAG.

@slaughterghoul3662

6 жыл бұрын

Nice comment, Facist.

Stalin is a way of thinking. He found Russia with a wooden plough and left it with nuclear weapons

when i realize wikipedia made on america : W E S T E R N M E D I A

Lenin starts revolution. Russian people:so we are free now? Stalin:Well yes, but actually no. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

@reek4062

5 жыл бұрын

to the Gulag with you

@devpitcher5096

4 жыл бұрын

@The Despair Man Not at all he was NOT

@catwithaknife198

4 жыл бұрын

@@devpitcher5096 Yes he was, if not for him the Nazis would do a coup and take over the country and we would all be speaking German.

@WM-gf8zm

4 жыл бұрын

@@devpitcher5096 its called proletarian dictature. vanguard leads masses & uses state as tool against bourgeoisie

@NickO.-uz1re

4 жыл бұрын

@@catwithaknife198 I'd rather be speaking German

Food is western propaganda!

@Crankiebox99

6 жыл бұрын

Josef Jung Famine is communists *PROPAGANDA*

How dare they assume I am dead.

@blue_k.7899

3 жыл бұрын

who are you?

@josephstalinmanofsteel6024

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh im stalin

For all of you wondering the song name in the background, it's "From Russia, with love" from one of the James Bond movies.

Intelligent and interesting comments - 0.001% GULAAAG BLYAT CYKA, bla bla bla - 99.999%

@Gianello73

5 жыл бұрын

Lot of this information comes from the anticommunist propaganda.... Is kind of sad, the USSR had a lot of data about the number of the murders and deaths (wich existed, and the Gulag was indeed a thing, but not this abomination people talk about). Anyone can *blindly* speak about TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE (btw back in the day there wasnt as much population as today) killed by Stalin without spending a single minute on searching about it or contrasting the information.

@user-bq9ek7vu1c

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gianello73 это единственный нормальный и адекватный комментарий, который я пока что видел. Действительно, если вы хотите изучить реальное количество репрессированных "сталинским режимом", то советую просмотреть работы историка Земскова, который пол жизни посвятил изучению репрессий в те времена. И среднее значение этого числа примерно 5 миллионов человек (расстрелянных было намного меньше). Также антикоммунистическая пропаганда любит брать числа из воздуха. А ещё такие люди, к сожалению, не смотрят в архивные записи, а додумывают сами. Если вам интересно, то 70% российского населения положительно отзываются о правлении Сталина

@user-ij9rz4df5b

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-bq9ek7vu1c да и то, эти документы были опубликованны при хрущеве, а вы знаете как он относился к Сталину

@awddfg

4 жыл бұрын

*_Thinks Communism isn't intelligent and interesting. Off to Gulag._*

@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491

4 жыл бұрын

Rush B

Hitler, “I have an army.” Stalin, “I have winter.”

@mohnishdunaboina4555

3 жыл бұрын

f

@herrkraiss4746

3 жыл бұрын

Or you could say Stalin, “I have an army with no winter equipment and they are poorly trained” Mannerheim, ” I have winter.”

@admiralleel6604

3 жыл бұрын

Spencer Faithfull „WE have winter!“

@abirhossen1890

3 жыл бұрын

I have winter clothing and tanks what do you have stalin

@spencerfaithfull9247

3 жыл бұрын

S S Or you could say: Finland, “Am I a joke to you?”

So, I really love how you skipped the part where his very brutal nature lead to Europe being freed of the nazies, and also how you basically accused him of being the only culprit for the Cold War.

@wyattmcgee1

3 жыл бұрын

Freed from the Nazis, only to be enslaved by the Soviets.

@raggy5328

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyattmcgee1 ^ This

@wyattmcgee1

3 жыл бұрын

@@raggy5328 Beg pardon?

@raggy5328

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyattmcgee1 What you said was true

@MB2.0

2 жыл бұрын

@@wyattmcgee1 That's the superior alternative tho

Stalin didn't die on March 5th, 1953, or, rather, we aren't entirely sure. He died somewhere between March 4th and March 6th I believe. He was found dead in his office, but he had not been seen for a few days, around three days I believe. No one wanted to barge into his office or otherwise disturb him, because that could lead to a swift execution, so people waited for a long time to check up on him, and when they finally did check on him, he had died. So in short, he may have died on March 5th, but we're not entirely sure. Just a little something I wanted to add ;)

Workers: i cant work anymore Stalin: there's only two way, funeral or gulag

@deformissimia6935

4 жыл бұрын

Stalingrad is the best way.

@oannamphuong6373

3 жыл бұрын

no,I think 3rd option is miltilary

@greatestshowmen9306

3 жыл бұрын

So in the USSR, for the first time, the working day was reduced to 8 hours, and in the 1930s, at some hazardous enterprises, to 6 hours.

@Dimad817

3 жыл бұрын

@@greatestshowmen9306 also sending in gulag 20 mlj people is not true

@greatestshowmen9306

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dimad817 2.5 million workers passed through the GULAG. The gulag is not a concentration camp, in the gulag they received the minimum wage and after their release they could live in the settlement or return to their homeland, get an education and work. After all, Korolyov was a prisoner of the GULAG because of the waste of funds, but then he was able to make the USSR a pioneer in space

The Battle of Leningrad

@tradracemixer3237

6 жыл бұрын

Steve Harvey *Siege

@samfahrenkopf8679

6 жыл бұрын

Steve Harvey Stalingrad

@-Invero-

6 жыл бұрын

tea tester there is already stalingrad vid..

@samfahrenkopf8679

6 жыл бұрын

Gilbert du Motier, marquis de La Fayette are you making red costs redder with bloodstains?

@samfahrenkopf8679

6 жыл бұрын

Lightning Warfare no u

This is a wonderful , useful video! Congratulations for that !

5:15 after that happened you heard "Stalin, Stalin STALIN!!!!!" BEING YELLED FROM HIS COFFIN LOL

Lenin died when he was 53 years old for a brain stroke. Stalin died after a brain stroke in the 1953. COINCIDENCES??

@livewireOrourke

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, coincidence. That's what a coincidence is, lol.

@waddysoap4868

3 жыл бұрын

I THINK NOT

@itsyoboiivan3255

3 жыл бұрын

Ghost

@liamanderson5703

3 жыл бұрын

HE WAS BORN IN 1900

@CHRIS_5226

3 жыл бұрын

Curse maybe

"He adopted the name Stalin" Never tells us his real name.

@user-lk9kj2ow5b

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Jugashvili,

@jemobolqvadze6905

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph besarion jugashivili

@lordtrigon1733

4 жыл бұрын

In their defense... it's not easy.

@PAK_FA

4 жыл бұрын

Its Jugashvilli. But need to say, that on Georgian language - "Juga" means "steel" lika "Stal' " on Russian language. So i can say, that Stalin just make his name more russian

@willlastnameguy8329

4 жыл бұрын

@@PAK_FA Thank you for the additional information! Very interesting.

The original user of the death note.

@justacat2

Ай бұрын

the funny thing is that he litteraly wrote on books who he wanted to be executed 😂

Stalin real birth date is 6 Dec 1878, Gori, Georgia. At the beginning he was known as a poet in Georgia. His poem "The morning" is what almost every Georgian knows.

Did somebody say BirthMarks?

@dumonga9594

5 жыл бұрын

Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and Mcdondald no doubt

@camrynhendrixs

5 жыл бұрын

I had the balls to let baryshnikov dance playa

@darthkarnage7538

5 жыл бұрын

Did somebody say real powah?

@Chor1op

5 жыл бұрын

@@darthkarnage7538 da! You want to mess with me I spit hot borsch

@kilyanryegarcia458

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

The way Stalin died was actually pretty funny because he had stoke and was on the floor of his office but none of his guards would go in to help him because they were to scared of him.

@Simplehistory

6 жыл бұрын

Also he urinated himself

@Crankiebox99

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History wot

@ppsarrakis

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History eh ok? i definetly didnt want to read this from you.

@kengabrielcangayda981

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History lel

@thewonderer9551

6 жыл бұрын

He was a stupid, isnt he?

"Man of steel" - maybe it means a sequel is coming up

Welcome to the gulag: win here and you go back onto the field

"And wanted him to become a Priest" HAHAHAHA

@metalkingconqueror

6 жыл бұрын

He actually went farther with that than this video explains. As a teenager he attended the priest's school but his father kept taking him from there to work in a shoe factory (his father was a shoemaker and wanted him to follow his footsteps).

"Ill get revenge i swear"

@arnulfotapicjr8301

3 жыл бұрын

My Füher hello

@minjajovanovic6501

3 жыл бұрын

No Ur NoT aDoLf, U fOoL

@alvin2464

3 жыл бұрын

Steiner didn't have enough force...

@adolfhitler9374

3 жыл бұрын

@Not Monika U BETRAYERS! U DIDNT WIN IN THE STALINGRAD IN THE D-DAY U WENT TO THE ACADEMY TO LEARN HOW TO EAT BY FORKS U DID NOTHING! U WERE ALL TRAITORS DURING THE BEGGINING "Its all over"

@ANTHONY-vg1be

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao ur dead L

давно мне не встречалось настолько отборной клюквы. даже похвалить хочется

Super insightful. I just completed a hefty research essay on Stalin and this video answered almost every fact I researched.

No. This is just a myth, that Stalin told to deffend Stalingrad at all costs. However, he said to protect the city at all costs. Because if they'd lose the city, Germany would get Caucasian oil, which is southern part of USSR, and Soviet oil industry would be destroyed. Which meant complete failure for USSR.

@megadwarf4714

5 жыл бұрын

Dimasik Ivanov the Germans actually could have just bypassed the city, the diverted needed resources to Stalingrad away from the causcaus

Hitler: Moscow is mine Stalin: Hold my vodka

@imthatjay

3 жыл бұрын

Actually Moscow is OURS

@DragonBallzMoviesHD

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@robberhans9307

3 жыл бұрын

@Iosif Stalin from 30 million soldiers 17 of them have been killed by wehrmacht

@godzilla281

3 жыл бұрын

No stallin is georgian hold my wine

@jorgecandaneira1611

3 жыл бұрын

As a fun fact, Stalin didn't drink vodka. He pretended to, but drinking water instead. You can find this in Shtemenkos biography, who discovered the trick, drinking from Stalin's jar when he wasn`t watching. During a dinner, Shtemenko wanted to know what kind of liquor (vodka, he wondered) he was mixing with his wine. But Stalin noticed what happened (perhaps because the position of the jar, perhaps because of Shtemenkos face) and, smiling, he whispered: "careful, it's a very strong drink". Stalin was an amazing actor.

Have to write an exam tomorrow about this lol thanks this helps.

Hitler: Hey Stalin wanna hear a joke? Stalin: Sure Hitler: Berlin Stalin: I get it Hitler: Wait Wha-

@Memelander

3 жыл бұрын

Yep , Berlin is a joke .

@drum4416

3 жыл бұрын

oh mein gott

Thx mate

@leonxrdd

5 жыл бұрын

Nibb aint you dead??

@sovietmoth2401

5 жыл бұрын

hey............................ bro...........................uncool

@sovietmoth2401

5 жыл бұрын

ok....but, ill sand you in gulag, comrade

@Mate-vg2ft

5 жыл бұрын

Privyet comrade Stalin you grace are comment section.

@veltroxicity553

5 жыл бұрын

Wait why did you just say MATE blyat?

Meet one of the most evil figures in history, Stalin. What historical figure do you want to see next?

@albertbarese4170

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History Mao Zedong!

@musicreactortv8053

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History Could you do Kim Il Sung or someone like that?

@ayylmao9697

6 жыл бұрын

Mao

@BlueZeroThree

6 жыл бұрын

General Franco

@sneedsreedsneedsexchiggers5220

6 жыл бұрын

Simple History,Fraklin Delano Rusvelt

I didn't realize I was so popular until today.

@khharkivsky

3 жыл бұрын

No worries man you'll be more populair than anything

Man taught me a whole century and life of a dictator in 5 MINS, while my teachers dont even know the abcs tisk, tisk, tisk! Edit:Its just an exaggeration...but still!