Ra ra Rasputin.

@c0mm1t68

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History xD

@chiisawesome7619

5 жыл бұрын

RA RA RASPUTIN

@trinitywarren4259

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History lol u beat me to it

@fortis3686

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History I called it

@personguy1376

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History Russia’s greatest love machine

River: *Exists* Rasputin: _Finally, a worthy opponent_

@michaelweiske702

4 жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary!

@MultiGameKing101

4 жыл бұрын

Underated comment lmao

@rurall

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes ;-;

@2wml

4 жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary

@thatwaterriver3824

4 жыл бұрын

isn't it ironic that my name is River lol

Left out the fun fact that when that "crazy lady" stabbed him in his home village, she wanted him dead SO damn badly, that after she stabbed him, she straight up *PULLED OUT HIS INSIDES THROUGH THE STAB WOUND* and the guy STILL lived through it

@Respect12948

Жыл бұрын

Insides… What parts then because there are things that would instantly kill him and also things that would he near impossible to pull out

@Adolphus_of-bysantanium

Жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe that story is true

@FShani

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Respect12948 it's among the many rumored myths you can't take them too seriously. It's also said he was hit by a cannon which caused him to tumble from the bridge into the frozen river where he died from asphyxiation, not any of the above. It's like a fishermen's tale that just got bigger and bigger over time.

@Lifeonthefastlane007

2 ай бұрын

Wow, he's biologically interesting

Honestly, the peasant woman who stabbed Rasputin might be the most sane person in this story

@Rayitolaser569

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@Adolphus_of-bysantanium

Жыл бұрын

This whole story sounds like something you would tell while drunk

@greeniscoollol

9 ай бұрын

BAHHA

@AedanTheGrey

2 ай бұрын

Ah yes, a violent religious maniac. Definitely sane.

Admit it you were scared of Rasputin's stare

@c-dragon2391

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History true

@slimedittyaka..l4gut764

5 жыл бұрын

Simple History yas

@ryannobrain

5 жыл бұрын

If he eyes like that I would

@brickcraftproductions3065

5 жыл бұрын

Creepy, You can hear a his song playing in your mind

@amitojbal9914

5 жыл бұрын

He was big and strong, his eyes a flaming glow

People: die Rasputin: We don't do that here

@hyperplayer22

3 жыл бұрын

I*

@soniasultana5486

3 жыл бұрын

r/wooosh

@hyperplayer22

3 жыл бұрын

@@soniasultana5486 ok boomer

@twistedpuppet722

3 жыл бұрын

He really is the anti Christ look at the likes

@charmaine7781

3 жыл бұрын

Now he's... *Putin*

Rasputin was poisoned, got shot several times, thrown into a river, turned into a song, and turned into a meme that is still somewhat alive to this day. He is really hard to kill, isn’t he

I recently watched The Kingsman, and Rasputin’s portrayal was absolutely hilarious, and pretty true to reality.

Rasputin: the man who wouldn’t die Putin: the man who wont stop being president

@chudtroonslayer

4 жыл бұрын

SxnseiGOD Legit proof that Putin is Rasputin’s reincarnation.

@maul5578

4 жыл бұрын

Sen yeah cause he is more like a dictator

@user-sk1vd8uk4c

4 жыл бұрын

@@maul5578 You're right.

@dhendrickson09

4 жыл бұрын

@@chudtroonslayer lol

@Mewz_Thrtn

4 жыл бұрын

Tin: a metal

Rasputin: *dies* 1970's: S O N G

@lefatpogger7075

3 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@XDgoodbye

3 жыл бұрын

Lol thats why im here

@kaenandanisetozaihan5177

3 жыл бұрын

Boney M

@tvgaming2132

3 жыл бұрын

2016: R E M I X

@bananaknox3861

3 жыл бұрын

RA RA RASPUTIN

I think on some level, Rasputin did possess some kind of mystical power because when he was young, he healed horses and when that lady tried to kill him, she didn't just stab him. She strait up DISEMBOWLED him.

@aurorauplinks

9 ай бұрын

plus the queen must have sensed something good about him, and presumably he never asked for any revenge against anyone who maligned him. How people treat those who malign them tells you a lot about them.

"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen!"

Enemy: Shot at him Rasputin: Dying Death: *UNO REVERSE CARD*

@teamj5317

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@destineegarcia4652

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@never9570

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Adanish-oe6lf

5 жыл бұрын

Stop saying lol

@user-jq1if7ue1e

5 жыл бұрын

@@Adanish-oe6lf no

*rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has joined the server* *rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has joined the server* *rasputin has been kicked* *rasputin has join the server* *rasputin has been banned* *RASPUTIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER*

@rejvaik00

5 жыл бұрын

*RA RA RASPUTIN BECAME THE SERVER*

@never9570

5 жыл бұрын

*RASPUTIN KICKED EVERYONE IN THE SERVER*

@BrokenRecordProductions

5 жыл бұрын

He is now the server administrator

@prashantgupta3974

5 жыл бұрын

*RASPUTIN NOW OWNS THE INTERNET*

@ravioliking5246

4 жыл бұрын

RASPUTIN HAS BANNED THE INTERNET

3:45 Prince Yusupov liked bodybuilding so much, he brought a dumbbell to party.

Elizabeth: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

Russia: “We did it! We killed Rasputin!” Rasputin: “good job” Russia: “What?” Rasputin: “What?”

@magenta2787

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@omkargaykar1378

4 жыл бұрын

I want like but I can't

@not_quiteknown

4 жыл бұрын

He use uno reverse card

@foreveritis4128

4 жыл бұрын

1:43 worworworWhoof!!! 🐶whoofy!

@princeleo2736

4 жыл бұрын

I think this is a jojo reference

And after so many years they finally discovered Rasputin’s only weakness: a bath.

@alvinhagerman8164

4 жыл бұрын

Hygiene is for the weak. Edit: No its not, wash your hands People. Edit 2, aswell as 2 years later for context: I used to have a Rasputin pfp and nickname

@kirabean5441

4 жыл бұрын

@@alvinhagerman8164 Oh hey it's Keanu Reeves !!

@alvinhagerman8164

4 жыл бұрын

@@kirabean5441 You dare challenge me mortal?

@Scp--wh4ny

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@alvinhagerman8164

4 жыл бұрын

@Russian3than oh really? Do you wanna get drunk on poisoned Wine tonight?

2:49 reminds me of The Kingsman

Imagine Rasputin now just living for 200 years

"Did you die" "Yes" "What did it cost?" "My life but not really" "What the..."

@Thomas-qy3ox

4 жыл бұрын

"did you die?" "Yes, but I survived!"

@iagreebut7269

4 жыл бұрын

“did you die?” “well yes, but actually no”

@CuzDino

4 жыл бұрын

Rasputin: I usally dont die, but when I do, I dont

@myfriends7157

4 жыл бұрын

Amount of likes are 661 let's get to the number of the devil boiz

@alvinhagerman8164

4 жыл бұрын

Still here.

*Rasputin Needs Permission To Die*

@mariocardenas6768

5 жыл бұрын

Death needs permission from him to die

@mrsgraceestores

5 жыл бұрын

Will not accept

@thutrangle5377

5 жыл бұрын

Raputin die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@thutrangle5377

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@mohitshrestha7138

5 жыл бұрын

he need permission from lord zlatan

Rasputin: (gets up and stretches) "that was a good nap" The princes:

Rasputin the Mad Monk The faith healer of Nicholas son to help cure his hemophilia He ate and drank poison but amazingly Alive Also the man who wouldn’t die He was a mortal and cool

@yazdanahmed7790

Жыл бұрын

Seems legit

Rasputin: *Dies* Also Rasputin: Ha! That wasn't even my final form.

@communistleader2410

5 жыл бұрын

He transformed to Super Saiyan that's why his eyes like that

@amitailavi9512

4 жыл бұрын

Bakara

@randommobilegaming4624

4 жыл бұрын

C. Nasser lol

@senso7073

4 жыл бұрын

Nani!?

@lucianoariasduval

4 жыл бұрын

*Putin wants to know your location*

rasputin: wakes up and stretches the morgue workers:

@ravioliking5246

4 жыл бұрын

Galactic Coffee babashook

@bfjhaslfjfjsabfbsjfasfbsfb431

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh to much

@jinjuujii2152

4 жыл бұрын

We need the likes to become 666

@seanmacguire8363

4 жыл бұрын

*RA RA RASPUTIN*

@unknown-tay2083

4 жыл бұрын

*HERES RASPUTIN*

omg i love these storys you made dude great work!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

"did you die?" "Yes" "BUT I LIVED"

@vegetajr.1434

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Ice Age Reference

@overlordcringe2715

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@digiarts2768

4 жыл бұрын

THE BOY WHO LIVED

@Defender78

4 жыл бұрын

The guy like, died and stuff.

@JBSutherland1

4 жыл бұрын

Attack on titan

Rasputin: *Eats a cake full of poison,chugs three glasses of poison and doesn’t die* Prince: “So anyway I started blasting”

@mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@cessposter

3 жыл бұрын

Water time

@thefatjapanesepufferfish1906

3 жыл бұрын

He turned into a demon and flown

@jacob._.5145

3 жыл бұрын

VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@abananaguyinabananaworld1186

3 жыл бұрын

Ra ra rasputin lover of the Russian queen

I came here after the new kingsman movie

@yoboibacon16

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Nice work keep uploading

His eyes are scary, he's staring into my soul. Help.

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@keilauuu5430

4 жыл бұрын

Bro his eyes were black and when he was dead his eyes wento red

@Abi-bj9bx

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂😭

@clickmaestro595

4 жыл бұрын

KaiVideoSYT search up Oh yeah yeah on YT and click the fortnite song

@theuncommonn00b12

4 жыл бұрын

@KaiVideoSYT my vision is augmented.

Rasputin at Heaven: -Resume Game -Options -Credits -> *Change Team* -> *Spectator* -> *Spectate* -> *_Vladimir Putin_*

@jojobaconstrips5132

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Vladmir's occultist advisor?

@PootisDuspunsurHarambe

5 жыл бұрын

jojo bacon strips Rasputin's spectating all Putin's associates.

@PootisDuspunsurHarambe

5 жыл бұрын

your a gay mom *Cannot Respawn;Player Slots full*

@VietnamWarSummarized

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@zetazetazeta0

5 жыл бұрын

r/suddenlytf2

I love how the ussr anthem is playing in the background Edit : WE I’m sorry our comrades

@BallsTickler69420

2 жыл бұрын

we*

Thank you for including the autopsy results, so often people don't and say wild things about Rasputin taking theriacs to withstand poison or some other nonsense like that

"is he dead?" "Well yes, but actually no"

@tresloin7433

4 жыл бұрын

SKULLMAX GAMER haha so fucking funny im nearly dead

@The__Jellyfish

3 жыл бұрын

@@tresloin7433 Are you alive dude?

"They shot him in the chest and left" *Rasputin:* You should have gone for the head

@bridgetpearce7612

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@sonofsanto

3 жыл бұрын

they did shoot him in the head look at the autopsy photo

@randomgreek5682

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me it wouldn’t matter if they shoot him in the head he would still live

@haxeeni1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomgreek5682 but headshots are strong

@Josue-xd5ru

3 жыл бұрын

@@haxeeni1000 Rasputin was stronger

nobody: Roblox role-players when they "die": 3:28

"There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago he was big and strong and his eyes were flaming gold"

Rasputin never Died, He just got rid of the Ras In his name.

@TeezoTarantino

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹

@niksterz0722

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ocelot_Growl

3 жыл бұрын

I-I don’t get it People look at the reply underneath me I already have 10+ reply’s I got the joke, Kay?

@reffulbeulb175

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ocelot_Growl he became Putin and now rules russia

@Ocelot_Growl

3 жыл бұрын

@@reffulbeulb175 oh lmao

Rasputin in a nutshell: He was killed, but he lived. He was then killed to death and somehow survived, and finally, death killed him.

@Joacky

3 жыл бұрын

Well yes, but actually, yes

@angymoth9417

3 жыл бұрын

His death was... greatly exaggerated

@josie8025

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@impostor4051

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes nice

@dopeboy2338

3 жыл бұрын

Wat wat wat

Came from Kingsman ✋

2:24 (Right side) is that Zakhaev???

Nokia: I’m immortal Rasputin: Hold my *vodka*

@Guy_W_Majimapfp

5 жыл бұрын

Why did say my instead of,oh you know *our*

@untethered3

5 жыл бұрын

Nokia: I’m immortal Rasputin: Hold OUR vodka

@Guy_W_Majimapfp

5 жыл бұрын

@ur mom have proof

@taxcollector8597

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my jetfeul

@tardarsauce1842

5 жыл бұрын

@@Guy_W_Majimapfp it was The Russian Empire back then, kid

Dang! Poisoned, shot, beaten, thrown into a rushing river, was still alive....He was like a Russian Michael Myers

@raymartcarreon4196

5 жыл бұрын

The River Leads To Berlin Red Army:*Jumps down

@aerojello9825

5 жыл бұрын

No he’s just your average Russian

@raymartcarreon4196

5 жыл бұрын

@@aerojello98252 gulag 4 u

@doctorstrangesupreme8617

5 жыл бұрын

@@aerojello9825 well the average russian is tough

@walangaccount8984

5 жыл бұрын

He was Stab at the first attempted assassination on him.

“he was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow”

i think i read about this in a book where the author collect all things related to conspiracy, urban legends, and gruesome real stories around the world. and this one is also one of them. and i remember they said rasputin died because of drowning and not because of the bullet nor the poison

Thanos: *_Snaps_* Rasputin: Mr. Stark, I feel fine

@blockz7885

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@arvindsri6649

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaa

@blockz7885

5 жыл бұрын

Rasputin: I don't feel pain unless u push me in water

@ThatGuy-rv2xk

5 жыл бұрын

Damn you Rasputin, damn you...

@Cpt_Boony_Hat

5 жыл бұрын

So he was the prototype for the UNSC Spartan program. I knew it John 117 is Rasputins descendant

But we all know one thing. His stare is really creepy.

@uhoy1488

5 жыл бұрын

and we also know when you dump a body in a river you weigh it down

@madamada5293

5 жыл бұрын

You... were on TheForgery's comment section

@cptjackpl8690

5 жыл бұрын

@@madamada5293 Aye.

@dankesteevee1937

5 жыл бұрын

@@cptjackpl8690 get fucked

@ciberweek

5 жыл бұрын

it was said that the color of his eyes was like an electric blue

nah the kingsman killed him

Last word : "DUDE! VERY COOL!!"

He had poison resistance maxed out, what a beast

@numbercode2486

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@illogical4278

4 жыл бұрын

He had lead belly maxed out :/

@dethskullz

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing he didn't max out his water resistance

@user-fs7hs2wq7u

4 жыл бұрын

The poison was cyanide and natural sort of antidote from it is sugar. Rasputin was sweet-tooth and ate a some eclairs that evening (and if i remember it right exactly eclairs were poisoned). Sorry for my english.

@bigworm3828

4 жыл бұрын

Oh.. Oh.. No. No no his stack of totem of undyings floated away in the river.

Rasputin: “I don’t always die, but when I do, I don’t.”

@stproductions2112

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahajajajahahahahahhah

@thundermoon3505

3 жыл бұрын

@@stproductions2112 you high?-

@stproductions2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@thundermoon3505 no bro the comment is funny

@thundermoon3505

3 жыл бұрын

@@stproductions2112 aight homie

@chandlerspringmann711

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I’m dying

This man was immortal until "They shot him till he was dead."

he was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.

Video: Rasputin Boys: Terror and fear Girls: Russian greatest love machine

@Whatdoesthatsayoverthere

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmm yes song

@oliver397

3 жыл бұрын

@@SparklingWater445 dEaR he COulD pReacH tHE BibLe LiKe a prEaCher

@meandmybeautifuldogs2454

3 жыл бұрын

More like reverse

@chloeg2570

3 жыл бұрын

Oh NoOOOooo

@mr.0493

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel:trivago

rasputin is not dead he has just taken a new name putin

@GranTurismo69420

5 жыл бұрын

Terrifying tootoos yep, so true

@duckmintNZ

5 жыл бұрын

Re-Putin

@francineee6456

5 жыл бұрын

Terrifying tootoos ya it does look like it

@michellekim3185

5 жыл бұрын

1916: rasputin 2016: putin 2116: tin

@tugrulc.1804

5 жыл бұрын

2018: rasputin’nt

everybody gangsta till rasputin starts playing

*he stares into your souls*

* user "Rasputin" has been reported for hacking *

@asneecrabbier3900

5 жыл бұрын

Rasputin op pls nerf

@veljkomilanov1352

5 жыл бұрын

i found god mode programs in his blood

@ronrozen2105

5 жыл бұрын

*user "Rasputin" has been kicked and banned from the server.*

@derbolstein3277

5 жыл бұрын

Russian bias

@ahmadalzghoul1877

5 жыл бұрын

Rafael Suprayogi no lolis here

Thanos: *snaps Rasputin: Am I a joke to you?

@darthbinks834

5 жыл бұрын

No when Thanos snap, he killed "Ras" so he is known as "Putin" today

@oneangeryboye1708

5 жыл бұрын

Actually Rasputin used *UNO Reverse Card*

@muhdimran5869

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos snapped, but Rasputin stole the Infinity Stones and he used it to snap Thanos.

@andretaroja7293

5 жыл бұрын

@@muhdimran5869 plot twist: Rasputin IS Iron Man

@inserttexthere1

5 жыл бұрын

@@andretaroja7293 danger: endgame spoiler

he had creative mode

when it went quiet and Rasputin looked at me, i just felt nothing but fear

Rasputin: Dies Rasputin: Wanna see me do it again?

@woogangamadeusmozart3642

4 жыл бұрын

I'll fucking do it again

@starphantom6029

4 жыл бұрын

@@woogangamadeusmozart3642 Goofy goes to cort I remember that

I can’t imagine how scared those dudes were who kept watching him eat/drink large amounts of poison with no effect.

@birbsgobrr1619

4 жыл бұрын

could it be that Rasputin had built a slight immunity to poisons? that why the poison would have little effect on him!

@birbsgobrr1619

4 жыл бұрын

@Mc Shoovie well aren't you no fun, (I know I know, I saw the comment about sugar and cyanide, that was just a random theory don't mind it)

@michaellynes3540

4 жыл бұрын

According to the autopsy report, there was no poison in the digestive system

@ravioliking5246

4 жыл бұрын

Psyche TheFurrySinger S L I G H T

@presidentofallfoodnice8113

4 жыл бұрын

Ye lol I know

I came here after watching the kingsman

Those eyes are BEYOND frightening.

Rasputin, the man who wouldn't die........and then he died

@elbeno9304

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@misty5015

5 жыл бұрын

Legend says he’s still alive in his coffin

@DaveMiller6042

5 жыл бұрын

No he came out his coffin Changed his name by removing the "ras" in his name then became the Russian President

@BlueThunderboltsiren

5 жыл бұрын

Reee

@James-cq2bj

5 жыл бұрын

Legend say that he broke out of his tomb and became Putin

Everyone gangsta till The guy who won’t die doesn’t die.

@seekforjannah2432

4 жыл бұрын

Jhon wick

@Skribbly1

4 жыл бұрын

The longest man alive

@witheredbonnie9268

3 жыл бұрын

Wh Claus thank you. I hate people who put the H after the J

@witheredbonnie9268

3 жыл бұрын

Scott Bromberg why didn’t he heal himself then

@andrealugo841

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone gangsta til The Man Who Wouldn't Die actually dies

Man, Rasputin is like William afton "i always come back"

My history teacher just watches u casually he does it during lunch time

Rasputin: *eats enough poison to kill a whole town* Also Rasputin: I love the seasoning on the food may I have more?

@milestone1719

3 жыл бұрын

Rasputin be like: Hey. This is pretty good.

@mittensanimates6498

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@vuvuzela4570

3 жыл бұрын

As they sing in the song. ”They decided to poison his wine. He drank it all and said i feel fine”

@pell5821

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but I heard that the person who was supposed to poison the food replaced the poison with a harmless substance

@mrradio4586

2 жыл бұрын

@@pell5821 eh, from other comments that i've read. Apparently if you mix cynide with sugar or something the poison would dissapear. Which is why rasputin didnt get poisoned.

So basically, Nokia and Toyota were being naughty behind the sheets and had a child

@jonathanvaladez1188

5 жыл бұрын

In Russia, You dont make calls Calls make You

@mehmeh-fu1md

5 жыл бұрын

Einshine Goku m

@animalsgamingandmore1061

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@vlogswithmartin508

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@perkele8341

5 жыл бұрын

**Finnish man approves**

Person: thinks he killed Rasputin Rasputin: *Uno Reverse Card*

This guy's will to live is stronger than my own

Rasputin: *Survives multiple cyanide poisoning and a bulletshot wound* Me: *dies right after stubbing my toe*

@elliot4629

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@billnguyen4308

3 жыл бұрын

Death: Hey, wanna go now? Rasputin: No Death: Understandable, have a great day.

@babymetalenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@billnguyen4308 *nice

@miloford8011

3 жыл бұрын

so fucking funny dude it be even funnier if you said it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

@joobin814

3 жыл бұрын

People in anime: dies after touching water for a second. Because they all get sick the next day

Soldier : *Shoots* Rasputin : *rEspAwN* Someone: *stabs* Rasputin: *Eats golden apple* Someone: *poison rasputin* Rasputin: *Drinks milk*

@peteryau829

4 жыл бұрын

IVAN GAMER PRO rasputin: Well kids, thats my secret

@mexicoigp813

4 жыл бұрын

@John Kennedy *Minecraft logic*

@buzzer2231

4 жыл бұрын

Change respawn to shield’s

@soulmuncher3000

4 жыл бұрын

/effect RaRasputin poison 99999 2

@ducky6902

4 жыл бұрын

IVAN GAMER PRO lol

Why am i watching this at night

His only weakness is freezing cold water.

Death is afraid of Rasputin so he keeps him alive.

@EnclaveChad

5 жыл бұрын

Like chuck norris

@ryu301_

5 жыл бұрын

@@EnclaveChad facts

@EnclaveChad

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryu301_ yup

@Gnexz.

5 жыл бұрын

Those black staring eyes tho..

@theieltsbrosvietnam5602

5 жыл бұрын

ROFL!

Guy: *shoots Rasputin* Rasputin: *hippity hoppity your bullet is now my property*

@soorajsajikumar5580

4 жыл бұрын

Hocus.. Pocus... Just got your focus

@colonel1003

4 жыл бұрын

Funny? Where’s the funny?

@takemo_

4 жыл бұрын

Hippity hoppity, your joke ain't even phunny.

@soorajsajikumar5580

4 жыл бұрын

Well it wasn't supposed to be funny

@tenreasonstogofuckyourself7458

4 жыл бұрын

тαкємσ ѕнιι hippity hoppity, it’s not a joke. It’s called a... meme. Dumbass.

does anyone know the name of the piece of classical music in the beginning of the video? I've been looking for it for ages

Man really said "no" to the 2 other bullets lmao

*Finds his grave empty

@matthewbell8140

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Barrie 😱😨😱😨😱😨

@baddieb6091

5 жыл бұрын

I like your profile pic

@apnminer5568

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@djsolioli3682

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@maetvinas6985

5 жыл бұрын

Iron maiden is my fav band

0:20 Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

@Xeryun

5 жыл бұрын

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

@_stalker_43

5 жыл бұрын

But to Moscow chicks he was such lovely dear

@rouymalic4463

5 жыл бұрын

is that John Wick?

@losilluminados3729

5 жыл бұрын

He could preach the bible like a preacher

@alexei985

5 жыл бұрын

Full of ectasy and fire

This is one of the most unintentionally funny videos

Imagine seeing him stare at u like that

He is still alive but without the *RAS*

@mominababar5710

5 жыл бұрын

He was trying to be hip and cool,so went with Putin ,just a man of culture

@wellok7933

5 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@abandonedchannel8821

5 жыл бұрын

Only the Ras died

@adumbmaggot3476

5 жыл бұрын

putin

@apemangeezer6969

5 жыл бұрын

😲

*Gets stabbed* Rasputin: nope *Gets shot* Rasputin: not yet *Gets thrown in a river* Rasputin: Ahhhh. Water, my weakness!!!

@1PageAtATime

4 жыл бұрын

XxImmortal HoovyxX don’t forget the dumbbell beating

@rassest

4 жыл бұрын

Well im guessing cuz he got tired and drowned

@1PageAtATime

4 жыл бұрын

ggrasmuz44 r/woosh

@biterface03

4 жыл бұрын

Rasputin Is A Devilfruit User Confirmed.

@Akyomi777

4 жыл бұрын

@@1PageAtATime dumb-bell

i thought whilst the camera was on the coffin he was just going to pop up and jumpscare me

What’s the music you have playing in the background?

*hp : 9000* *mana : 1000*

@joshlongdgaf8892

5 жыл бұрын

*charisma : infinity*

@threehalfs7150

5 жыл бұрын

He's probably Nomad's Rejack from BO3

@imroze8840

5 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

@ayeronical

5 жыл бұрын

*River: poison, deals bonus (+1000) magical damage when swimming onto it.*

@twoacepilots

5 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

Y'all chill, his eyes are just on dark mode

@liamsmith760

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ok

@vellarus6581

3 жыл бұрын

this is so underrated XD

@nobizzybap

3 жыл бұрын

he on xgames mode

@Petrovich-sh7pi

3 жыл бұрын

*WHEEZE**

@barbodubs5218

3 жыл бұрын

Someone ran the pls invert command

Dude.... VERY COOL!!

What is the music playing in the background? I have to know!

0:09 “Ra Ra Rasputin” 0:43 “Lover of the Russian Queen” 0:53 “She believed he was a holy healer, who would heal her son.” 1:15 “But his hunger for power became known to more and more people.” 1:53 “The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder” 2:03 “Then, one night some men of higher standing, set a trap they’re not to blame, come to visit us they kept demanding, and he really came.” 2:50 “Ra Ra Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen, they put some poison into his wine, Ra Ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine, he drank it all and said I feel fine..” 3:09 “Ra Ra Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen, they didn’t quit they wanted his head, ra Ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine, and so they shot him ‘till he was dead.”

@Patrick-nq9ij

3 жыл бұрын

*Oh those Russians...*

@dhruvk2s727

3 жыл бұрын

I trained for years to not vibe to this song i could not hold any longer PLEASE HELPP RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN no. I wont *cries in pain*

@kushalm.d.2788

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 🤣

@brunopereiraikercasillas6265

3 жыл бұрын

@@dhruvk2s727 the song is amazing why would you not want to vibe it

@dhruvk2s727

3 жыл бұрын

@@brunopereiraikercasillas6265 coz i had been training for this man...

Thanos: *snaps fingers* Rasputin: *HOLD MY VODKA*

@rajalast8310

5 жыл бұрын

Net banger lol

@seveneleven3479

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@theieltsbrosvietnam5602

5 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@arttulindroos6686

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos: snaps fingers Rasputin: i feel fine Thanos: *throws moon to rasputin* Rasputin: i still feel fine Rasputin: breathes to thanos Thanos: i dont feel so good

@josethethinket9819

5 жыл бұрын

Net banger our vodka

That’s how they got the idea for the anesthesia movie when he gets pushed into a icy river but he survived in the movie

He was big and strong and his eyes was flaming gold