A real-life Jordan Schlansky experience!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so jealous of all the lucky people who get to meet this ICON of various tasks!!!!!!!!

@jethrojacinto2798

Жыл бұрын

We love our fake Italian from Buffalo!

@-Teague-

Жыл бұрын

We now know that handing out ice cream is one of Jordan Schlansky's various tasks and duties

@-Teague-

Жыл бұрын

​@@kelleyconstance1094 He's been preparing his body in various ways

@deepakpani5139

Жыл бұрын

​@@jethrojacinto2798 a😊

@JNMKlover

Жыл бұрын

1000% just looked to see fan photos of that.

Jordan will excel in various ways, no matter what he does!

@LoPieintheWild

Жыл бұрын

Working on an ice cream truck entails various duties

@tommytatt

Жыл бұрын

definitely as a human being

@juantuku

Жыл бұрын

I was going to write a comment but you put the expresso in the cup perfectly 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@MaxineShaw_84

Жыл бұрын

🥂

@WillBravoNotEvil

Жыл бұрын

This is cheap and hacky and I'm ashamed that I didn't post it first.

Conan's laughing at the self-indulgence of the ice cream promotion truck is fantastic

@tegdub

Жыл бұрын

I think conan has no idea about how his conan tv show is being promoted. He was laughing while reading how outrageous it is. Probably his writers thought about this 😅

@AeroGold1

Жыл бұрын

The Conan shaped ice cream sounds hilarious.

@anthonygordon9483

Жыл бұрын

@@tegdub Yeah, when he left NBC to go to TBS, he gained all royalties to his show to break out of his NBC contract. Now he is getting Paid by Samsung TV just to syndicate his TV show. He doesn't care about the channel, he is already getting paid rediculous money just to give them syndication

Customer: "hey Jordan, I bet this is better than ice cream in Italy" Jordan: "Actually in Italia they don't indulge in ice cream, what they do have is a gelato which doesn't include complex carbohydrates and....."

@salsal435

Жыл бұрын

he goes on and on and on....... and now the ice cream has melted 🍦😕

@doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097

11 ай бұрын

Still less annoying than Turkish ice cream confectioners that pretend to give you the ice cream cone, but then don't - for minutes on end...

I can't wait for Jordan to tell ice cream patrons the history of the ice cream he is handing out until it melts all over the ground before they can even take a lick.

@Yanni75

Жыл бұрын

The history, the flavors, the texture....

@glswain

Жыл бұрын

Talking about how gelato is superior

@EM33700

Жыл бұрын

@glswain "You can taste the earthly flavor of the Gelato, unlike this generic store bought vanilla which tastes like human soil."

@keithpatrick156

11 ай бұрын

There is no ice cream - you are ordering the story of the particular bar that you ordered. He *does* prepare his own ice cream in various ways, but it's not for customers.

Saw the truck today. The the ice cream was indeed bright orange and shaped like Conan. Jordan wasn't actually handing out the ice cream himself, but he was doing a meet and greet by the truck. Super nice guy.

@nogglebeak

Жыл бұрын

just like Jordan to delegate the handling of conan to an intern

@classylady107

8 ай бұрын

How did the ice cream taste?

@TheGIJew.

8 ай бұрын

@@classylady107 oh it was 4 months ago. It was fine I think? Tutti frutti flavor

@kimbystone

8 күн бұрын

Please, tell us something Jordan said!

@TheGIJew.

7 күн бұрын

@@kimbystone I don't remember anything specific, but he was much more personable and expressive in person. The version you see on the show isn't a made-up character, but I do think it's a heightened version of who he is.

"I'm trained in frozen confectionery emulsification" ~ Jordan, 5/24/23

Jordan won’t be able to give out a single ice cream bar, he’s gonna spend 3 hours explaining why ice cream isn’t healthy and doesn’t provide any nutritional benefits to the first customer in line with a line of 1000 people waiting to get an ice cream

@istdochallesegal3427

Жыл бұрын

The nutritional value of ice cream is as fiercely debated as are ice cream's origins. In small quantities that don't overload the human body with fats and sugars, ice cream actually provides healthful nutrients such as calcium, protein and vitamin D, among others. Now, opinions on what constitutes a healthful portion are as varied as are claims to its invention. Ice cream's origins are known to reach back as far as the second century B.C., although no specific date of origin nor inventor has been undisputably credited with its discovery. We know that Alexander the Great enjoyed snow and ice flavored with honey and nectar. Biblical references also show that King Solomon was fond of iced drinks during harvesting. During the Roman Empire, Nero Claudius Caesar (A.D. 54-86) frequently sent runners into the mountains for snow, which was then flavored with fruits and juices. Over a thousand years later, Marco Polo returned to Italy from the Far East with a recipe that closely resembled what is now called sherbet. Historians estimate that this recipe evolved into ice cream sometime in the 16th century. England seems to have discovered ice cream at the same time, or perhaps even earlier than the Italians. "Cream Ice," as it was called, appeared regularly at the table of Charles I during the 17th century. France was introduced to similar frozen desserts in 1553 by the Italian Catherine de Medici when she became the wife of Henry II of France. It wasn't until 1660 that ice cream was made available to the general public. The Sicilian Procopio introduced a recipe blending milk, cream, butter and eggs at Café Procope, the first café in Paris.Ice cream's origins are known to reach back as far as the second century B.C., although no specific date of origin nor inventor has been undisputably credited with its discovery.

@jameslarosa2396

Жыл бұрын

@@istdochallesegal3427 Beautiful

@a5-30-31cts

Жыл бұрын

@@istdochallesegal3427 Jordan... is that you??

@OpalBees

Жыл бұрын

@@istdochallesegal3427 thanks for taking the time to write all of that, it was an interesting read!

@keylow3773

Жыл бұрын

Unless, perhaps, if said ice cream has oats and whey in it.. 🤔

3:14 - Was Conan about to say "former associate producer Jordan Schlansky"? My heart is not ready for the Conan-Jordan era to end.

@poppyseed389

Жыл бұрын

I caught that too, sounded like he was about to say former and stopped himself. Is Jordan moving back to New York perhaps

The fact this worked out to be launched on the actual day of De Santis's announcement is *chef's kiss*

Jordan seems like the type of guy that would write impeccable product descriptions....like for anything. And they would all include words like various and assorted.

I just crack up at Conan saying "Jordan Schlansky".

I would love to see Jordan's outrageous review of the taste of those ice creams.

@a5-30-31cts

Жыл бұрын

YES!!!! Make that happen Team Coco!!

@tomjgonzo

Жыл бұрын

There's definitely footage and I hope we get it!

@nl5828

Жыл бұрын

he’s never had american ice-cream. he’s only ever had italian gelato.

I hope there'll be a remote about that ice-cream truck 😂

@-Teague-

Жыл бұрын

I want to see Conan visit the truck to eat his own head

Sona seems like she's been forced to listen to Jordan for hours & hours straight given her reaction to his name every time.

Matt is crazy clever...he can definitely keep up with Conan

@emu_warrior

Жыл бұрын

"..... nuke Disney!"

@Marshall_Stacks

Жыл бұрын

He's actually better than Conan. Don't tell Conan.

@regularsteven

Жыл бұрын

He seriously steers the conversations, a lot. So many times he makes a small quip, and then the guest and conan are riffing on it for real. And conan often repeats what he says and totally get's into it. He's great :)

@boomboom3426

11 ай бұрын

Meanwhile sona is just useless...

He now has a definitive function for the show. He hands out puddin pops and drives an Icecream Truck.

@emu_warrior

Жыл бұрын

he's always had various tasks and responsibilities

It's the world's first ice cream truck to play a funeral dirge.

Jordan....the man....the myth...my multitasking hero!!

I saw Jordan today in Union Square, NYC. A very friendly fellow who prepares his body in various ways!

I just tried Samsung tv+ and it went right to Conan.

Jordan will pass out various flavors in a variety of serving vessels

Can we please get a Flula Borg and Jordan remote?! The both of them serving ice cream would be amazing!!

This better be real because I will be in Bryant Park today 😂

Conan laughing his ass of while reading about the ice cream truck and Jordan driving it was great

I see Jordan in the title , I prepare myself and click the video asap.

Finally, a task, unique to Jordan. Using his personality, to keep the Conan ice cream truck, frosty, and the treats, chilled. 🚙🧔‍♂❄🗽

@abergethirty

Жыл бұрын

He can't say he doesn't know what he does for the show. Conan now knows he hands out puddin pops.

@jaredbarber5823

Жыл бұрын

@@abergethirty That's true! Though I'm curious how approachable he'll be for adults + kids wanting a Conan-Pop. Hm

@Yanni75

Жыл бұрын

And the interpunction unfettered?

@jaredbarber5823

Жыл бұрын

@@Yanni75 haha, Indeed! Wouldn't be a Jordan encounter, without his rolling out exposition.

I’m in Kyiv and would 100% drive around in a Conan ice cream truck and hand out ice cream

We'd wager that the photo of Conan on the truck is a giant headshot of that manically smiling Conan.

Conan's Schtick & Bits😂 Orange push pop with saltwater taffy chunks!

1:33 here comes Conan’s Boston accent - “they don’t wannaR escape me” 😆

Conan's self-indulgence has finally reached, nay, exceeded, Caligula levels. It's what he's always wanted. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Icecream: *melting* Jordan: "Ice cream and Gelato must be churned, but it's the speed at which they are churned- and the resulting amount of air incorporated- that is different. Authentic Italian gelato...."

yes, because Jordan Schlansky is all about meeting and greeting people... 😂 I don't know if this is the best or the worst idea ever, but I'm excited to see the footage if there is one 👍

@cleverusername9369

Жыл бұрын

You should listen to his appearances on the Inside Conan podcast, he's much funnier, more relaxed, personable, and friendly than his appearances on the show would have you believe. He's still that guy, but he's way more loose and actually laughs like a human.

we finally know what Jordan does on the show!!! He drives around and hands out Conan shaped icream pops 😂😂

Jordan prepares the ice cream in various ways. It might even help counteract the way it looks.

Waiting for the day I can watch Conan and Jordan Schlanssky on my smart fridge

Conan, make Jordan wear a 50's ice cream shop uniform with the silly hat and all, and then you pull up in a lambo right next to the ice cream truck while he hands out your ice cream 😂

please, you must absolutely film Jordan Schlansky handing out ice cream! I must see this!

Me: Hey Yeah..so we'll have two Gelatos -- 1tiramisu and 1 pistachio Gelato, please🍨🍦 Jordan: Okay, first of all, it's *Gelati* since it's plural...

I now have a reason to watch Samsung TV instead of being confused when I hit the wrong button on the remote.

Can wait for Jordan's history of ice pops and how they are better in Italy 😂😂😂

So sona is the one who’s actually working here lol, love it❤

I like that the AI-generated captions went with "son of obsession" instead of Sona's actual name.

I literally just bought a samsung tv not knowing that this channel exists. The JOY I felt seeing Conan's beautiful mug right after cutting it on for the first time was unmatched. It's my comfort channel!

오랫동안 여전히 함께인 코난 크루들의 모습이 너무너무 보기좋아요!! 한국 팬입니다 🥰👍🏻

That Jordan's photo on the thumbnail has entered legendary status by now.

We love this show, as with anything Conan has graced us with, but truly this podcast is on a level that we just can't get over. Thank you! Just, thank you!

Jordan would have the exact same entertainment value as those cheeky Turkish ice cream parlors.

Jordan has various tasks that he performs as former associate producer 😀

Knowing Jordan, I'm sure it will be gelato.

Can hardly wait!

Conan is so happy hahahah

Thanks, Conan, Sona and Matt. The laughs I need. And go, Jordan!

How these guys can turn a promo spot into a riot of schtick and bits is amazing. Conan does really hit bumps till his bottom falls out.

Conan TV is absolutely amazing! Glad I have a Samsung tv in my room. Thank you Team Coco.

Yay Gorley! That last comment was comedy 🏄

My Samsung TV Plus has been on Conan TV ever since this video uploaded. I usually only watch Conan clips on KZread. Now I can watch my TV and KZread at the same time.

And… the ice cream body trail begins🤣 Jordan

Conan is definitely using this to continue to torture Jordan 😂😂

Jordan Schlansky and Jeff Goldblum doing a nature show together would also be fun

Conan will never, ever die.

Jordan will complete the tasks assigned to him.

Conan #1 ! 💙

Jordan in a Conan ice cream truck? That's just too good to be true...him ranting all day about how it's no "proper Italian ice cream"...what a treat for fans! Can't he tour Europe with this ice cream truck as well?

There are many textures of cream. Take in its flavors. Can’t wait

I think Conan broke down from reading the absurdity of what the hell this promo is (probably for the first time).

Whoa Conan TV 😀🤘🏽🔥❤️

Yes!!

So excited for the new show! But it's needs Sona and Matt every so often!

@Thepc425

Жыл бұрын

Urgh no we already have way too much. Sona giggles at everything. Gourley idk he’s just there.

So from this clip I learned about the channel and now it's like my favorite thing. I just saw the Weiner Circle video and was laughing so hard I almost cried.

This is perfection!

Conan You are The Greatest 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜thanks Jordan Yay me happy 😊

This is an excellent idea

We finally know Jordan’s job duties.

Happy Birthday to the REAL star of this channel, Mr. Matt Gourley!!!

Is there video of Conan reading the IV water ad? I need to see him say 'I WANT THOSE THINGS OUT OF MY DRINK'. Makes me laugh every time

Met Jordan today, he was so nice

Conan is the funniest

I want to see Conan TV!!!

What in good heavens is Samsung TV plus

Oh wow! If I was in New York and heard about this, I definitely would have checked this out!

Come to Boston too!

I love the Conan TV on Samsung! I put it on whenever I need a laugh 😂

At 4:00 Sona: What is on the channel? Conan: All my youtube stuff......

Jordan Schlansky and Criterion Channel mentioned in the same episode?! Awesome Sauce!

I love when they upload a full video that's an ad for some corporation and they don't tell you that it's an ad... And the thing that's supossed to be exciting is things you can already find on the internet for free

I love this so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the best podcast ever. I'm surprised Conan didn't make someone wear a Conan mascot suit.🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

Lmao he's kidding around but I'm with him! Anything Conan & I'll watch it lessgoo!!!🔥🔥🔥

Jordan must really need the money.

A Jordan Schlansky Related Video = Immediate click lol

Conan, remember, you are a 'PorscheKchop!

Jordan has various fans

COOOONAAAAN TVVV WOHOOOO

KZread IS Conan O’Brien TV for me!

A brand new Jordan Schlansky remote with Conan O'Brien ... sign me up

Customer: "One, please." Jordan: "Ice cream's origins are known to reach back as far as the second century B.C., although no specific date of origin nor inventor has been undisputably credited with its discovery. We know that Alexander the Great enjoyed snow and ice flavored with honey and nectar. Biblical references also show that King Solomon was fond of iced drinks during harvesting. During the Roman Empire, Nero Claudius Caesar (A.D. 54-86) frequently sent runners into the mountains for snow, which was then flavored with fruits and juices. Over a thousand years later, Marco Polo returned to Italy from the Far East with a recipe that closely resembled what is now called sherbet. Historians estimate that this recipe evolved into ice cream sometime in the 16th century. England seems to have discovered ice cream at the same time, or perhaps even earlier than the Italians. "Cream Ice," as it was called, appeared regularly at the table of Charles I during the 17th century. France was introduced to similar frozen desserts in 1553 by the Italian Catherine de Medici when she became the wife of Henry II of France. It wasn't until 1660 that ice cream was made available to the general public. The Sicilian Procopio introduced a recipe blending milk, cream, butter and eggs at Café Procope, the first café in Paris."

Ha ha like the U2 iPhone lock

The thought of Conan having the power to force Jordan to hand out Conan-shaped ice cream from a truck to promote Conan's channel is fkin hilarious

Jordan handing out ice cream is a dream come true for many. I would love to hear his analysis of the comparison between true Italian gelato and the pops he's handing out.