“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂

@TesserId

15 күн бұрын

Yeah, that's the line that really got me.

@dirkwood4544

15 күн бұрын

Ronny is a Simpson character come to life

@NicholasVincent-ol1zk

15 күн бұрын

#20#29#38#45#54@10$ nyu lottery🤷

@NicholasVincent-ol1zk

15 күн бұрын

My 123 the be see winners 4 everand publishing infinite house of lottery warfare.

@ExtremelyRadiant

15 күн бұрын

Nope. 😂 Classic. ❤ Ronnie trying hold THAT pose and try and look Peaceful?? 🎉 Priceless. 😊

-Biden is not gonna fall for this -have you seen him lately?

@joachimschoder

15 күн бұрын

I have seen a lot of people ask Biden to step down. I don't remember any of them suggesting an alternative or a way to select that alternative in a way that wouldn't split the party. Okay, let's assume Biden steps down. Then what? Who is going to replace him? Who is this miracle candidate without any baggage and for which Republicans wouldn't come up with a lie to smear? There is a shitload of totally valid criticism against Biden. BUT ... I get annoyed when people ask Biden to step down without actually thinking about the consequences. In the last couple of weeks there has been a lot of more ink used on asking Biden to step down than on the fascism Trump wants to implement.

@adelbenothmen9129

15 күн бұрын

@@joachimschoder if you really think that people asking Biden to step down didn't name alternatives, or didn't think of consequences, you're not following any of them. And seriously, you really think people cheering for Biden after the debate's scandal, thought of the consequences? It feels like he's trying to lose xd Moooost of people who are voting for Biden aren't voting for Biden, but voting against Trump despite Biden.

@Quivver77

15 күн бұрын

Biden is an expert at falling for everything!

@joachimschoder

15 күн бұрын

@@adelbenothmen9129 Right. Because why would anybody vote for the president with the most progressive track record in decades? Look at the actual implemented policies and not what the media is telling you.

@Wedgenet

15 күн бұрын

Dr random internet commenter on the case!

Ozempic Buddha is probably the best thing I'm gonna see all week.

@SmallSpoonBrigade

15 күн бұрын

I like how they wen that direction rather than making him Indian Buddha.

@warriorwaitress7690

12 күн бұрын

I think he's also Rogaine Buddha.

@fords_nothere_100

5 күн бұрын

I was thinking Wegovey Buddha - has nice ring to it.

I've never seen kosta and josh standing next to each other before. I didn't realize Josh was so short 😂

@juna1642

11 күн бұрын

me too. my man is adorable

@ensabahnur3104

10 күн бұрын

Josh isn't short Kosta is 6 '4

@dim7363

10 күн бұрын

I also thought that Kosta was wearing heels or something! Crazy height difference

"Sometimes things run out of steam. Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😁

@jaysongonzalez6025

15 күн бұрын

So true

@TrickOrRetreat

15 күн бұрын

Rest in pieces 🎉

@robkoper841

15 күн бұрын

Brutal.

@chunificationify

15 күн бұрын

That was the Supreme line

@user-tb4ij7zx1y

15 күн бұрын

Marvel is a trump supporter I no longer watch or buy anything marvel I don't care how much you mock him. He has done a lot for this country and he has my vote Biden Harris 2024 Voting entire ballot blue

"Take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe." 😂 Best line.

@ADjustinG2013

15 күн бұрын

You do realize Deadpool & Wolverine is easily the biggest movie of the year, right?

@zolo49noname45

15 күн бұрын

@@ADjustinG2013 But it's definitely fair to say that, compared to its peak when Endgame came out, the MCU has lost a fair bit of steam due to churning out way too many products and a lot of those products being average at best.

@VinceValentine

15 күн бұрын

@@ADjustinG2013 It's not out yet.

@pokermitten9795

14 күн бұрын

​@ADjustinG2013 no, I don't realize that about something that hasn't happened yet. Do you realize the next powerball numbers too?

@SconnerStudios

14 күн бұрын

Problem is, biden wouldn't believe that because he doesn't know what a guardian of the galaxy is unless he thinks it's Neil Armstrong. Biden needs 1930s detective batman to tell him "listen see. You need to step down. Also smoke a pack of camels every day to stay healthy and buy government bonds to stop the germans from winning the war". Now Joe would certainly fall for that.

The Lord Almighty is on the other side of the universe helping an intelligent species.

@m0-m0597

14 күн бұрын

You mean like people who actually practice religion and aren't spiteful towards it out of ignorance? ^^

@SenorDesmadre

14 күн бұрын

@@m0-m0597 No, I mean all of us.

@azure4100

11 күн бұрын

I welcome our extraterrestrial alien overlords.

@Kretion666

7 күн бұрын

@@m0-m0597 UR IGNORANT

"I'm the Ozempic Buddha." OMFG!😂🤣😂🤣😂 Ronny for the Win!

As a Scandinavian, I feel very included. 😂

@JWHealing

14 күн бұрын

💕

I’ll vote AGAINST Trump - whatever that means. But I would love to - for a change - vote FOR someone.

@Lawlzinator

15 күн бұрын

Sad, sad sheep

@lauralafauve5520

15 күн бұрын

@@johnboettcher1962 ikr?

@michealrosen

15 күн бұрын

Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal 😂

@zoefezius6615

15 күн бұрын

@@Lawlzinator better sheep than lemming

@michealrosen

15 күн бұрын

Sad story when you have to vote an old man who thinks he's a black women that just met the french president who died in 1995 just 2 weeks ago, and he still thinks it's 2020 to block an old criminal.

This is the best written & delivered sketch they’ve had since Jon’s first stint a TDS. This crew is hitting their stride just in time for the election and I couldn’t be more excited! - signed an OG Daily Show viewer

@Mdautkreix

13 күн бұрын

Agreed!

@UnrulyRantLord

13 күн бұрын

Love how he bashes both sides. Seems to make fun of the entire spectrum

One of the best skits they've ever done..

loll Ronny's Ozempic Buddha made my day 😂

@LizzyMcD

15 күн бұрын

I was upset about the Biden bashing but this was hilarious Ronnie Chieng.

@Ensiferum888

15 күн бұрын

The source of all Instagram wisdom lol

@nyanuwu4209

14 күн бұрын

@@LizzyMcD Nobody bashed Biden.

"we get it, yer jewish" - my sides left my body

@thedarcbird

15 күн бұрын

Makes me think of Toby... (Fans of Rowan Atkinson will get this.)

@mikesell123

15 күн бұрын

@@thedarcbird I don't get this

@studio54studio

14 күн бұрын

@@mikesell123 😅

Jon at the end looking at them like “awww look at those children I’ve raised!” 🥺

@firstnamelastname9918

14 күн бұрын

Aww! That's both sweet, touching, and awesome! And all while proving I can't count!

@valinorean4816

11 күн бұрын

@@firstnamelastname9918 the phrase you're looking for is "at the same time"

If Gandalf showed up at my place and told me to do something, I probably would.

@caucasoidape8838

13 күн бұрын

He gets pretty scary if you don't.

"I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal." 🤣

Ozempic Buddha 🤣

@FlawlesSanshiro

15 күн бұрын

...unlimited power! 😂

@johncaccioppo1142

15 күн бұрын

... except vision! 😎

The only person that has the charisma and energy to win this late in the cycle is you Jon. It's time to step up and do it.

@sumomaster5585

14 күн бұрын

what's gonna change really?

@kozmosis3486

14 күн бұрын

Jon deserves better.

@Mdautkreix

13 күн бұрын

#CandidacyToRestoreSanity #2024

@ARolls-dd2zd

13 күн бұрын

If I thought you would remotely do it I'd agree. So does this no proof of citizenship required by the Dems mean Canadians can come down and vote too?😊😊

The daily show with Jon Stewart back has been a definite upgrade 🤣

"The source of all Instagram wisdom." LOL!!!

This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥

@charlesgerber4942

15 күн бұрын

The delivery and writing was perfection, got me all jazzed up for the election coverage

@jeicee984

15 күн бұрын

I just hoped Roy wood jr didn’t leave 😢

@OccuBot2011

14 күн бұрын

@@jeicee984 they should have given him the show

@tasteslikewall

14 күн бұрын

Needs more Jessica Williams. Everyone else has their counterpart except John.

@OccuBot2011

14 күн бұрын

@@tasteslikewall she’s in the movies now. But yes, more would be great

"Buddy cop Jesuses". So many great lines in this bit.

dang, this segment was jam-packed. I can't even pick a favorite line.

"laughing Buddha" is Budai, a 10th century Chinese monk. Not the actual Buddha, the Indian guy who lived 1500 years prior

@itdept3088

13 күн бұрын

first not Indian, second 2500 years prior #BuddhawasborninNepal

@sunrays1279

13 күн бұрын

Buddha was born in Nepal to a royal family. So he was Nepalese, however he got his enlightenment in India and became the Gautam Buddha.

@Mdautkreix

13 күн бұрын

Biden won’t know the difference

@MarvinMonroe

13 күн бұрын

@@itdept3088 500BC is 1500 years before 1000AD. Are you saying Buddha was born around 1500BC?

@Satanreincarnation-zg6sl

11 күн бұрын

@@sunrays1279, 🤔! When was the Kingdom of Nepal created and when was Gautama Siddharth born?

“Buddy cop Jesuses” 🤣

Brilliant. You guys are sensational. I’m laughing but I feel I should be crying at the reality of the situation.

@bobbybob3865

8 күн бұрын

It IS so bad it's funny.

The Lord Almighty just spoke to me and He said Trump needs to drop out. Amen!

@p.ipebomb

12 күн бұрын

Biden voters all lame and victims of everything 😂 Yesss we get it, everything is 'racist' and 'transphobia'. We're always 'oppressed'

#MedicareForAll Let's make America healthy again!

@manuelpulla532

15 күн бұрын

They would rather have these two then give us M4A 😩😭

@coucoubrandy1079

15 күн бұрын

From a non murican, no miracle can make that happen !

@lauralafauve5520

15 күн бұрын

@@manuelpulla532 well, I plan on reminding them that we need it. I can't say " What would Jesus do?" because Jesus could just wave his hand, or something, and people would be cured! Lol. These big changes seem to take about a hundred years to come about. (When I've made timelines to see when movements started and then began to show visible progress.) There seems, to me, to be no other option than to keep trying. Eventually, it will happen. Not as soon as you and I would like, but if we keep working, it will happen.

@summteach

15 күн бұрын

@@manuelpulla532lmao fr

@lauralafauve5520

15 күн бұрын

@@coucoubrandy1079 from what I've studied the rule of thumb has been that it takes about a hundred years for movements to have an affect (at least in America). That does make it seem like it will never happen, since few of us will live to see one hundred years. Maybe my grandchildren or their children will benefit from the work of people trying to bring M4A to America. I wish I could change it tomorrow, but this is the best I can do for now.

Thank you for reminding me to laugh when it's hard to find happiness. 😂

So glad Josh Johnson is part of the Daily Show.

Did anyone else expect Alanis Morrisette to come out at the end?! 😂😂😂

“We get it, Jon, you’re Jewish.” 😂

@SmallSpoonBrigade

15 күн бұрын

I was surprised it took that long.

@kansairobot2015

15 күн бұрын

that was epic. I LOLed at that

As a German historian I am kinda sorry for you Americans... Then again Europe is also in somewhat of a dire situation.

@squamish4244

15 күн бұрын

Not as bad as you could have been given the events of the last few days, at least for now.

@5m0k3y9

15 күн бұрын

Not so much now in Brittan, France and Belgium!💙 The "global" media and polls are lying to the world in support of authoritarian dictatorships, Because a few billionaires want more money and power!

@jhonshephard921

15 күн бұрын

look on the bright side. France staved off disaster even if you guys may not have and they will be ready for round 3 if the AFD insists on it. Unfortunately we don't know which side the US will be on this time.

@johnnystulic42

15 күн бұрын

I don't disagree about Europe but as a German historian surely you remember it could be worse

@simontemplar.8668

15 күн бұрын

@@johnnystulic42 That's true. I fondly remember the last time we lost against England in a soccer match. That historical downfall of Teutonic prestige broke my heart.

Costumes had a blast with this one!

The Daily show is absolutely KILLING IT lately!

One thing I know for sure is: I will vote against Trump comes November, no matter who ends up being the Democratic nominee.

@pudd66

15 күн бұрын

Agreed, but wouldn't it be great if the Democrats gave us someone we didn't have to feel icky about?

@HellaGust

15 күн бұрын

@@pudd66 Not to mention someone who could actually attract undecided voters rather than scare them off. The biggest problem with Biden isn't that he's unpalatable to people who'll vote against Trump no matter what. It's that he's got no appeal to people outside of that group. That's a problem.

@jefff7287

15 күн бұрын

Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.

@Erizedd

15 күн бұрын

You're f*ed either way.

@dabuster55

15 күн бұрын

"Democracy... its about not voting for the other guy right?" -democrats Meanwhile just ignore the clearly better RFK

Black Jesus wears a wig for a beard. Now that's a serious miracle, right there!

Great writers. The best thing out there these days.

Sometimes, things run out of steam… take it from us, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ADjustinG2013

15 күн бұрын

2 weeks away from marvel having the biggest movie of the year.

When he said "let it go" at the end, should have had Queen Elsa walk by.

“Ozempic Buddha “ 🤣

Biden Fell for it🎉🎉

I will vote for Biden even if he's on life support over trump any day!

@ADjustinG2013

15 күн бұрын

All we asked for was a better prinary candidate. You didn't deliver now u lay in the bed u made

"Not part of the costume, I am just a lesbien."

@utbunny

15 күн бұрын

Sounds like Disney

@buckiesmalls

15 күн бұрын

@@utbunny does it? Elaborate. We talking sounds like Mickey, Dumbo, Donald duck?

@DroZzhat

15 күн бұрын

@@buckiesmalls You've seen the new star wars right..? Who the heck thinks of mickey or donald duck when they think of disney anymore?

@jongyon7192p

15 күн бұрын

@@DroZzhat What, you mean those 2 Kingdom Hearts characters? I sure love Final Fantasy!

@gretchenpritchard4778

14 күн бұрын

"And Home Depot had a sale" 🤣

Help us, Lord!

This is why the Daily Show has “The Best F***ing News Team Ever”. 😎

@AsifKhan-hf9zy

14 күн бұрын

the jokes were epic on this one.........

Hindu here. Thanks John. ❤️

Jon Stewart 2024

Thanks Gandalf, it was worth a try

🩵🇺🇸 sobbing laughing and thank you all- Jon glad you’re back and wish you’d run!!

Who came back to watch this?

This current cast is 🔥 🔥 🔥 This *XAI80T* is actually lit

@likebot.

15 күн бұрын

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Ozempic Buddha 😂 how long is *XAI80T* there for us?

@ReapeX

15 күн бұрын

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15 күн бұрын

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Ozempic Buddha was my favorite 😂

" I have a VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE, right here... 🤣🤣🤣.

"I'm Ozempic Buddha." 🤣😅😂

This is my first time in this comment 😅😂 seriously I laughed out of my mouth 🤣

“I reached enlightenment AND my weight goal” - underrated line 😂 obviously *XAI80T* is in a great spot

@likebot.

15 күн бұрын

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Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way))

That MCU roast was on point

“Oh Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂😂😂

Ozempic Budda 😱😱 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JOSEPH, THIS IS THE LORD. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DELAY YOUR RSVP. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER RUTH BADER GINSBURG SITUATION. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. SEE YOU SOON BUCKO

@707Berto

15 күн бұрын

There isn't a Vice SCOTUS...

@J.M.-nb4gw

15 күн бұрын

​@@707Bertothanks you beat me to it 🙄

@Jeremycook_

15 күн бұрын

@@707Berto I realize that but if she held on a little longer Biden would have picked the next SCOTUS not Trump. Now do you understand my comment... l mean the lords proclamation.

@707Berto

15 күн бұрын

@@Jeremycook_ Huh?

@Jeremycook_

15 күн бұрын

@@707Berto nevermind berto, don't worry about it. I can't type slower to help you undestand.

Love the Daily Show! About the only thing keeping me sane in the Insane times that we are in.

Ooooh...! _Ensemble_ cast episode. Very nice work, peoples. 👏😊

Biden 2024🇺🇸

@ADjustinG2013

15 күн бұрын

Lol

It's the thumbnail😂😂😂I had to watch this❤ should know *XAI80T* is in its prime

@likebot.

15 күн бұрын

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Oh JStewart you are King! Absolutely, without a doubt.

Watching Ronny break Jon made my day.

Old Simpson joke drive like this this *XAI80T* is well done, thanks for the headsup

@ReapeX

15 күн бұрын

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@likebot.

15 күн бұрын

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I’m voting for Biden, I know my options.

@jefff7287

15 күн бұрын

Your vote and my vote do not matter, because of that mindset. Because of the friggen EC, the only votes that matter are the swing state independents, and Biden is losing them handily and WILL lose them. That's the point.

@jakethedog4397

15 күн бұрын

Me too 💙

@stinew358

15 күн бұрын

Me three

@masondegaulle5731

15 күн бұрын

Old doddery wise guy or fishmemory insane sociopath too affected to grasp moral weight. Such a hard choice.

@snakebarber

15 күн бұрын

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT

Love you man,you are the only one I listen to with joy,thank you.

Emmy award winning sketch right there 🏆 😂😅🤣👏

It's marvelous how, even Marvel runs outta steam!

Oh my gawwwwwwwdd , the bots have attacked the comment section

@JP_Names

15 күн бұрын

Is them signing all of their comments with that random XAI watermark thing new or is everyone else seeing that? I mean ftw, makes it a lot easier to report, but dang

@Missunderstood103

15 күн бұрын

I reported about 15 of them, I think.

@zoranblackie5921

15 күн бұрын

Likewise, report report report, but then you refresh and they're still there

This is the first episode of the daily show in at least a decade. Very pleased.

I loved EVERYTHING about this segment.

Ozempic Buddha 😂

Aw, they have fun.

Jon and his team are brilliant. Thanks to them, I can laugh to keep me from getting totally despaired.

Ronny Chang makes me laugh so hard!!😂😂😂

Ozempic Buddah was the best line. how long is *XAI80T* opened to us?

@likebot.

15 күн бұрын

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Let's make America healthy again! joining *XAI80T* was right! Thank you for the headsup

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15 күн бұрын

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Tread lightly!!!!

This was the best thing I've seen all day, and twice because I watched it on TV, then on here! 👍👋

Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a fatal mistake - Trumpoleon

Amen Melinated Jesus🔥🔥🔥🔥

“Oh, Jesus Christ.” “YES!!!”

Love it ❤️❤️❤️ the chemistry of the correspondents is on point in this bit👌😍

Japan endorses Stewart as President for 2024 🇯🇵🇺🇸🎉 hope more believe and understand *XAI80T* after all

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15 күн бұрын

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@AmericanUS2024

14 күн бұрын

I voted for Biden in 2020. If he is the nominee, I m not voting on this election. Biden will lose in a landslide to Trump, and he deserves it because it is putting personal ego versus the wellbeing for the country. So congratulations Republicans you will win the presidency, the house, the senate, and you already have the Supreme Court.

Desi for Presi greatest move today was *XAI80T* as you said

@ZERO_O7X

15 күн бұрын

Desi Lydic is ironically how I spell Dyslexic. 😂

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15 күн бұрын

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15 күн бұрын

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Ozempic Buddha! 😂

“Ozempic Buddha” 😂😂😂😂

Love you, Jon Stewart 😂 The most hilarious thing I saw in a while, thank you ❤ (And yeah... At some point, someone must explain The Sunk Cost Falacy to the man (who is still very much worthy of respect by the way)) should know *XAI80T* is in its prime

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15 күн бұрын

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The debate is over. Time to talk about the policies each side is presenting... you know, actual politics.

@edgarcayce2.02

15 күн бұрын

The GOP doesn't do policy anymore. Where have you been?

@BichaeldeAngelo

15 күн бұрын

If an ineffective leader is unable to execute those policies, that is of concern- also, you think foreign leaders aren't now completely empowered to do whatever they want? No wonder Isreal has been walking all over us

@5m0k3y9

15 күн бұрын

Watch Biden's speech the next day, he got some sleep after travelling through 4 time zones doing his job at the G-7 conference, and recovered from the cold he had!

@buckiesmalls

15 күн бұрын

Yeah because his mental fitness is sure to increase in the next four years. He is putting everyone at risk, for his ego. 'Biden, if you lose and we become a dictatorship how would that make you feel' "Well as long as I did my best" Its not about you.. He has basically turned into trump, saying 'I am the only one that can fix this'

@crumbled-cookie

15 күн бұрын

Did you watch some Trump footage recently, he is talking about boats and batteries and will win.

Not Ozempic Buddha😂😂😂

All of Josh's self-deprecating short jokes just landed at once.

it's more probable that the almighty might call him up instead of coming down 😝

"The Lethal Weapon Jesuses"