For 13 minutes and 30 seconds, everything was right in the world once again.

@songofstyle9201

7 жыл бұрын

+

@adam.f89

7 жыл бұрын

+

@zafarkhanis

7 жыл бұрын

+

@loug1016

7 жыл бұрын

This post needs more thumbs up!

@songofstyle9201

7 жыл бұрын

Lou Gagliardi +

Donald Trump is going to make Jon Stewart come out of retirement! Too much material to be wasted! YAY!!!

@pdoylemi

7 жыл бұрын

I think that, like a Hall of Fame quarterback, on a team where the highest of stakes are on the line, Jon should come off the bench and replace the talented young rookie in his spot for one last season. Comedy Central could even come up with a face saving excuse for Trevor, like - there were some technical issues with his immigration status, and he has to go back to South Africa, but we expect to have it cleared up... probably in the first week of November :-)

@jabadoodle

7 жыл бұрын

Almost; Jon should just skip the middle part and run for president himself.

@Fridaey13txhOktober

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Sewerwart needs to be deported to a non-White majority country like Pakistan Bangladesh or better yet, the Democratic-Socialist paradise known as Venezuela! -D

@MrAhuapai

7 жыл бұрын

no even worse deport him to Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Germany,Norway,Italy or other free democratic states... Perhaps he would be better appreciated

@QuantumFishFTW

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks but Australia has its own Trump named Paulene Hanson

Anyone else rewatching in 2024? Reminiscing on simpler time, when one of the most outrages things our president did was wear a tan suit?

4 years...and this monologue didn't age one bit. EVERYTHING Jon said came true.

@frankk1512

Жыл бұрын

Uh Hillary lost......so

@jerometaperman7102

Жыл бұрын

@@frankk1512 - You're missing the point just a smidge.

@hitthegoat

Жыл бұрын

@@frankk1512 so did trump

@NuiYabuko

9 ай бұрын

​@@frankk1512 She actually won, the US just has a weird system where the person with the most votes loses.

@dekay1428

7 ай бұрын

​@@frankk1512and Trump tried to overthrow the last election so

Make Jon Stewart president and Colbert VP.

@1thruZ

7 жыл бұрын

Just vote for Hillary :/

@lennixa1685

7 жыл бұрын

As long as Oliver gets to be Secretary of State 😂👌🏼

@maxxtubing

7 жыл бұрын

How is that even a reply to Ryan's comment?

@arnoldrivas4590

7 жыл бұрын

I'll vote for that administration :D

@iud9476

7 жыл бұрын

Colbert Foreign Sec, not VP

Jon, just make a podcast on youtube where you talk about shit once a week. You don't even have to put a lot of effort into it. You'd still get millions of subscribers from former daily show watchers alone.

@cpob2013

7 жыл бұрын

thats exactly what hes doing except hes gonna be on hbo

@MsEliteForever

7 жыл бұрын

He won't have many anymore.

@maragathm

7 жыл бұрын

That is the best idea. He doesn't have to put too much effort all he needs is a camera, it would be personal he doesn't need a staff, we get to hear him, he gets to vent out, and we get a laugh. Win Win.

@Stronghammr42

7 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss!!!

@RayasNegroOvejas

7 жыл бұрын

So no picture? A big part of what I like with Jon is to watch him. His body language, the clips...

That first scream when Jon popped his head out.... PRICELESS!!!!

@auggielikesramen1283

6 жыл бұрын

xD yup

@shezada7738

6 жыл бұрын

Lol i thot i was the only 1 who noticed it

@shezada7738

6 жыл бұрын

It starts at 1:29 and ends at 1:30

@frank-bmtz

2 жыл бұрын

He got a massive pop!

@evelynsahoe8896

Жыл бұрын

literally like a WWE return pop lmao

The great part about Jon Stewart is that he'd go from bone dry humor to passionately real without breaking the flow, and you'd go from laughing to crying not knowing where the change happened

@Lowkeylie

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because John-love his views or hate them-seems to genuinely believe in what he preaches. The humor is used to form a point, to stick in the side of those in a position of power he feels need to be kept in check, lest they abuse it. But sometimes the anger boils over and jokes just aren’t enough anymore.

@dounghataiwataim5180

2 жыл бұрын

One​ of​ the​ greatest​ comedian​s​ of​ our​ times​

@noelgenoway9360

Жыл бұрын

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

Jon dint just throw some shade at conservatives , he threw a damn eclipse!

@AndrewKneebone

7 жыл бұрын

Do you see what I am doing now? I'm giving you a solid look of profound respect for that well thought out line. Witty and cut to the bone.. Well done sir (for the record I'm not being sarcastic)

@person2.022

7 жыл бұрын

+

@MegaXboxKing

7 жыл бұрын

Please keep your ring

@kibromfesseha9960

7 жыл бұрын

Like a glorious Ninth Plague of Egypt

@jebrothberg453

7 жыл бұрын

i think that was his nose casting the eclipse. he cant hide it even by changing his name from liebowitz to stewart.

Holy shit. JON STEWART just singlehandedly shut those republicans the fuck up

@briankenney9528

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah we wish

@allanthemanmccann1

7 жыл бұрын

He's been trying a long time

@AegixDrakan

7 жыл бұрын

Those republicans will never shut up. You hit them with facts that prove them to be hypocrites and liars and they just ignore it and keep shambling on like a horde of zombies.

@stephenlimonta3086

7 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately they are republicans... they never shut the fuck up...

@Art_From_Tezikovka

7 жыл бұрын

We thought that John Oliver shut Trump in march with Make Donald Drumft again video, but he didnt. the more u criticize the bigger they get.

This isn't romance--it's love. The two of them are absolutely non-romantically in love with one another. It's so rare for straight men to be so open about their affection. A falling out between them would cause a massive chain reaction and destroy the entire universe. With any luck the effect will limited to our own galaxy.

@willow2893

7 жыл бұрын

im not sure what this is i scrolled too far down in the comments but i agree nonetheless

@noeliajaime7656

5 жыл бұрын

They are also business partners as well as best friends.

@heelhairflips

5 жыл бұрын

Or a romantic friendship! That’s a thing!

@kerri-lynndunne9942

4 жыл бұрын

I think the word you're looking for is bromance

@heelhairflips

4 жыл бұрын

Kerri-Lynn Dunne Or romantic friendship, a type of romance that most societies has treated just as important as any other relationship, and not a term loaded with homophobia

Work Work! Jon Stewart: Angelica! Stephen Colbert: Eliza! John Oliver:... *sigh* and Peggy...

@quentinbrown9300

4 жыл бұрын

Bioshock Menolly nice

@DavidJamesHenry

3 жыл бұрын

Please watch a different musical

@BioshockChar

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidJamesHenry I have seen plenty of musicals thank you.. this one just worked in the moment

@DavidJamesHenry

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioshockChar it absolutely did not

@BioshockChar

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidJamesHenry okay. Give me an example... maybe from Les Mis? Or Cats? Grease? West Side Story? Madame Butterfly?

This Guy, Jon, is not too bad. If he continues like this, I'm sure he'll get his own show one day.

@drogus

7 жыл бұрын

Just maybe. The kids got heart.

@Focusyn

7 жыл бұрын

He had a show before

@justadude4938

7 жыл бұрын

That's the joke.

@alwaysardent1125

7 жыл бұрын

+

@RiverTheOneandOnly

7 жыл бұрын

+Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus shhhhh it's OK child.

Moment of silence for Sean Hannity... RIP. Jon Stewart destroyed you

@jonahsvendsen7461

7 жыл бұрын

*lumpy

@minimalphilia

7 жыл бұрын

Who?

@elduende367

7 жыл бұрын

not even close - troll!

@minimalphilia

7 жыл бұрын

Duane Kosmicki is anyone in this threat trying to provoke a negative reaction? I thought we were all just making a joke?

@elduende367

7 жыл бұрын

minimalphilia seriously ... Bullshit divergent mind games aka control ... Believe it or not LOL! afortiori!

I have to watch this every once in a while to see that Jon Stewart told us how it was going to be. He was right. He always has been. That’s why he is loved.

the calm "that's not a thing" had me dying!

This is the best thing I've seen all day. These two are like hot fudge and crushed Oreos; they just go so well together.

@1thruZ

7 жыл бұрын

colbert and stewart are millionaire shills....but dayum that sound good!

@4thandinches

7 жыл бұрын

Not that there is anything wrong with it, but at least they are both out of the closet now, as evidenced by their exchanged "stimulations" under the desk. Afterwards, they likely got a motel room together.

@iceninja9138

7 жыл бұрын

agree stewart the best

@krillin6

7 жыл бұрын

+4thandinches Luckily the Supreme Court has allowed them to marry.

@krillin6

7 жыл бұрын

+4thandinches Luckily the Supreme Court has allowed them to marry.

Jon and Stephen are probably the best journalists out there today. Yes, I said journalists. I believe they're doing a tremendous service to our country.

@factoryphilosopher5235

7 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

@wtw5002

7 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing he is a big inforwars/breitbart/drudgereport fanatic. You know, "news" for those who are gleefully fucked in the head and scream at their moms if the hot pockets are cold.

@alexdelarge1652

7 жыл бұрын

+Matthäus typical right wing asshat.

@animalzblc8960

7 жыл бұрын

they aren't journalist though. I'd say they're not as left as they try to come off. I'd also note they're more of entertainers

@nikolaibreckenridge2287

7 жыл бұрын

"Journalists" sure...

We have Stephen, Samantha, Trevor, John and so many more and you are amazing, treasures, irreplaceable, legends in your lifetime BUT no one will ever really fill the Jon shaped hole in our hearts.

*"Lumpy your 180 please!"* Jon Stewart is like the Bill Murray of late night. He can just show up whenever and do whatever he wants!

That Jon Stewart guy should have his own show!

@jbearclowater

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe even a DAILY show, you know? I feel like he could do that for like 17 years

@RegisBodnar

7 жыл бұрын

Justin Clowater Easily!

@emantabrizi

7 жыл бұрын

Subscribe to HBO Now. The Jon Stewart show is coming.

@vahidmirkhani

7 жыл бұрын

Or even a NIGHTLY show. Hell, I'm thinking even it might give the underrepresented African Americans a chance maybe? (O_o)

@inansinha8913

7 жыл бұрын

Lol only until August 18th I would imagine.

Loved the line about how Republicans don't own patriotism and Christianity. I feel the Republican Party is perceived as being "the founding ideals of America" when in reality the only true ideal we have is being free to all people. There wasn't supposed to be two party system in the first place.

@VermilionMage

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, of COURSE you idiots on the left are the TRUE patriots, since you see dozens of flag-burnings by leftist agitators in the media. /sarcasm. There's nothing patriotic about you cop-killing traitors. Nothing.

@Dylan_Goodboy

7 жыл бұрын

+VermilionMage Trump is really promoting unity in the republician party hey.

@VermilionMage

7 жыл бұрын

Dylan Goodboy He literally is.

@MrZaborskii

7 жыл бұрын

+VermilionMage this is some advanced trolling right here. You're practically channeling the stereotype of a backwater neonazi. Hell, you almost sound like you mean what you're saying. (Thankfully, no one is *that* stupid.)

@VermilionMage

7 жыл бұрын

Sean Hennessy Half the country supports Trump, so your logic fails. If you support Hillary, you support cop-killers like BLM. Too bad, so sad.

I love how often John managed to squeeze in an Arby's burn on his one day back behind a desk. It's one of my favorite running gags from the Daily Show.

Props to Jimmy the camera operator for catching the shadows on screen while panning away. Truly skilled, and I appreciate catching the “studio moment.”

god I missed Jon in the political arena. His insight is second to none.

@Latetothegame

7 жыл бұрын

+Monica Bardot disprove one single thing he said in this video. Just one.

@BlaketheRonin

7 жыл бұрын

+Late to the game people like this don't like proof

@ChrisPhoenixMusic

7 жыл бұрын

Blake's right. Their proof is their "feelings" that were born of someone else's bullshit. Usually.

@TacticalSandals

7 жыл бұрын

+Christopher Gillman (Chris Phoenix) my bet is they did not even watch the video

@ChrisPhoenixMusic

7 жыл бұрын

I think you are correct, sir.

Fantastic! He has to come back, this is Americas darkest times and you really need someone who can see the BS and give you some truth.....

@hinata47d

7 жыл бұрын

"Americas Darkest Times" I think we had worse. ( 18th and 19th century was filled with death, disease, war, slavery. The 20th century still had poor health standards and racism in the beginning, but got better later on. Now, we live longer, have technology, and overall better quality of life. At the very most, 2007 might have been slightly better, but we're still in the best time so far in history. )

@skele3310

7 жыл бұрын

+47D Those are two different things. Having advanced technology doesn't mean we can't be in dark times. Racism is not as bad, true, but how long until that is turned around? How long before there is a standard to inappropriately profile minorities just because they are one? How long before there are attempts of segregation, the shut down of the First Amendment, the neutralization of our centuries of diplomacy with other nations? This truly could be a very dark time in America, and a dark time for the world.

@JeremySheer

7 жыл бұрын

He's going to do it at the DNC as well

@locusarete3499

7 жыл бұрын

nice profile picture

@Sohbek

7 жыл бұрын

^Agreed, Casey. Problem with Bill Maher is he's on HBO, a premium channel. :( I love his show and watch every week, but he's not accessible to as many people.

Funny how comedians seem to know how to run a country better than most of the government and congress! John Stewart 4 President!!!

@jackmedlock5888

5 жыл бұрын

"Comedians are some of the most perceptive people." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

@thatguy4042

2 жыл бұрын

The president of Ukraine is a comedian

How adorable was that hug at the end though?

I know everyone wants to use this video to praise Jon Stewart (bless you, you beautiful, grey, beastly Hunk Muffin of Justice) but I feel there's a more pressing matter at hand... WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU REALIZE WHO YOU NOMINATED? DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOU FUCKED IT FOR THE REST OF US?

@viddergrapho8488

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, look! A Drumph supporter. By all means, please provide proof of your claim there, bro.

@viddergrapho8488

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, a fucking troll. Should have picked up on that sooner. Kindly go fuck a blender.

@viddergrapho8488

7 жыл бұрын

It's a shame he's dragging the professor through the dirt in order to do it.

@trunks9316

7 жыл бұрын

Give me a break Jon had nothing to do with what Hannity is. And Hannity wasn't nailed to the wall for being a republican, or conservative. He was nailed to the wall for being a ridiculous hypocrite. Hannity has to bath himself in hypocrisy to do his job, just like when he cried about Ted Cruz for not endorsing Trump, he turned around and called Bernie a coward for doing exactly what he wanted Cruz to do!!!!! Hannity has noone to blame but himself and I hope he got some aloe for that burn lol

@grob011

7 жыл бұрын

+Professor Farnsworth the sky isn't blue though...it appears to be blue because of refracted light. I only mention this as you appear to delight in being a smart alec. I'm assuming you don't have a science background...

Jon Stewart just roasted the entire Republican Party. Hillary Clinton, choose him for your VP xD

@ChestRockwell24

7 жыл бұрын

I actually agree she should choose him because he's the type of gutless coward that will barely talk about all the shady shit Hilary and the democrats do, but he sure as shit will run his big mouth about Trump and the republicans. Weird, right? Since there's a ton of motherfucking ammo for him to sling at Hilldog too, so why doesn't he?

@IxyMorningstar

7 жыл бұрын

He didn't on this segment mostly because this week is all about the RNC.

@lilmonikas

7 жыл бұрын

ChestRockwell24 I'd love to see that, too. ;3 I love watching people get roasted.

@lilmonikas

7 жыл бұрын

+Mr420Spy wo m8. dnt h8. GG tho

@carolinemcgilloway1187

7 жыл бұрын

THAT WOULD BE GREAT! A comedian and a criminal To run dear old USA

Jon Stewart good to see you sir. You are so loved.

This man singlehandedly handed the news to us in a palatable fashion. Unbiased (well, at first but cmon) and intelligent. We are lucky to have had him

Having lived on a farm the past year, Jon has clearly developed a heightened awareness for the presence of bullshit.

@melissakaye1294

7 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@PMauvais

7 жыл бұрын

Bullshit sense is tingling!

@SuperMageo

7 жыл бұрын

you made me think of Peep Show: Mark

@bbob70

7 жыл бұрын

except for his own bullshit.

@grandpaobvious

7 жыл бұрын

so brave

I nominate Jon Stewart to moderate the first Presidential debate.

@Troubleshooter125

7 жыл бұрын

The first one, the second one, the third one, and any coming after that!

@alexeastland1165

7 жыл бұрын

Yep. Totally fair. A far-left liberal moderating a Presidential debate. Is it gonna be on MSNBC too?

@cinzar9998

7 жыл бұрын

+Alex Eastland liberals are cancerous hipocrites

@artificialescapades2323

7 жыл бұрын

This would be perfect... It'll probably be Wolf Blitzer though :'(

@aquilesvailo4786

7 жыл бұрын

he would've destroy the nominees.

This aged perfectly with Fox officially admitting they knowingly lie to their viewers every single day.

The fact that you can still see his shadow jumping for joy makes my day, year, decade, and anytime I'm feeling down.

What kind of environment do you have to grow up in where dijon mustard is fancy

@aaronhoy3410

7 жыл бұрын

F**kin' 'Murica... duh :P

@loveharrydaily

7 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Northern Virginia (single parent household too) and I had dijon mustard all the time. It's not "fancy" it's just spicy

@aaronhoy3410

7 жыл бұрын

loveharrydaily Yeah definitely... I grew up in Southeast Missouri in a town of like 16k and while not seen used all the time down here it wasn't abnormal neither. But, just fyi, long-story short it isn't fancy, they don't/didn't think it is fancy either. Obama was just caught on tape saying a word sounding a little French-ish which fits in perfectly with the part of their propaganda campaign labeling Democrats, liberals, leftists, or whatever label they are currently using as being "elitist" so they ran it.

@fread51

7 жыл бұрын

those ass clowns at fox news HATE any thing that president Obama dose

@newbiesrock8206

7 жыл бұрын

Dijon is a city in France and as a Frenchman it made me laugh so hard that they thinks it is "fancy". it's like saying "New York strip stake" is snobbish. Haaaa some Muricans....

I find it funny that Jon Stewart is now portrayed as a hermit who lives either in the woods or apparently under Stephen's desk.

@uremawifenowdave

7 жыл бұрын

KITRS916 I like that Trevor Noah calls Jon Stewart, "Papa".

@sammyferns5073

7 жыл бұрын

Uremawife Nowdave or unemployed liberal farmer from Sam Bee

@MrMsjb12

7 жыл бұрын

he lives in the woods that is who hillary was looking for when they found her wandering around in the forest in upstate NY

@fruitoson4227

7 жыл бұрын

John Burgess she lives there

@irisferreira4708

7 жыл бұрын

No... She was in Chappaqua NY and he opened a 12 acre sanctuary for abused and sick animals with his wife in NEW JERSEY. Two different states and just because hes not on TV regularly, doesnt mean hes a hermit. He and his wife are spending their money doing something amazing. Unlike others who spend their money trying to amass more and more and more and reminding everyone that they are superior because of that money.

man.. these two together are just amazing

In a time like this, Stewart seems to be the only voice of reason.

@jeffghant4760

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Trevor. John picked him for a reason.

@heightsofsagarmatha

7 жыл бұрын

he and the people who like him are snobs, too self righteous to be funny

@brandtbethune6912

6 жыл бұрын

Stick to your Jeff Foxworthy tapes then.

I have Dijon mustard in my refrigerator, I guess I'm a wealthy elitist now.

@amandariviera

7 жыл бұрын

I usually have about 3 different types of mustard in my fridge at any one point. Damn... I'm more privileged than I realised.

@finnelhumano6096

7 жыл бұрын

You disgunting 1%er

@viddergrapho8488

7 жыл бұрын

YELLOW IS FOR PEASANTS.

@nickrodriguez4169

7 жыл бұрын

viddergrapho

@moony1289

7 жыл бұрын

Yup, I always have Dijon, English and grain. the holy trinity.

Jon Stewart used Logic! Republicans were annihilated!

@surfin25

7 жыл бұрын

ok lesbo

@ii121

7 жыл бұрын

lesbians rule

@Slapmeistro

7 жыл бұрын

+ii121 especially in HD

@junkyatv

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, "Logic" used to be super-effective against Republicans in an earlier generation but they nerfed it by giving Republicans the natures "Dense," "Obtuse" and "Thick" as well as the abilities "Ignorance" and "Anti-Intellectualism."

@edwinplayer

7 жыл бұрын

+surfin25 where in that comment did it say that they were a lesbian? and why would someone's sexual preference matter enough for you to call them that?

It's 4 years later and I still SO want to see what the studio audience saw!

It’s January 16 2021 and this clip of John Stewart is funny & absolutely priceless

@spaceballs44

2 жыл бұрын

It’s January 17th 2022 and I still find this funny also 😆😆😆

Jon destroying Fox News with it's own footage was always my favorite bits. Hard facts is a bitch to the conservative bubble.

@danielnewman1350

7 жыл бұрын

meh, fox isn't really conservative they're just right wing.

@Aflay1

7 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Newman Difference? I mean, I really don't see it.

@Xarx3s

7 жыл бұрын

You say that like the political left don't misrepresent facts to push their own narrative either. Barack "1 in 5 women in the US are raped" Obama is a testament to that.

@lingroup1

7 жыл бұрын

+Xarx3s For clarification www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/feb/16/barack-obama/barack-obama-says-nearly-1-5-women-us-has-been-rap/ FYI what you posted doesn't dismiss what was said in the video. Trump is essentially everything that Hannity dismissed Obama over.

@popeluigi

7 жыл бұрын

....what? The definition of a right-winger is a conservative

...Did they literally report on Obama having a burger? what the fuck

@DogsRNice

7 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the 24 hour "news" cycle

@thereisnospoon205

7 жыл бұрын

They did lol and it was as stupid then as it is now

@mikeyman2010

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's the elitist liberal Dijon mustard that made Lumpy all grumpy.

@ixat00

7 жыл бұрын

Not just any burger, a burger with elitist mustard

@davidbarco4245

7 жыл бұрын

they literary scraped the bottom of the barrel to attack him. Is embarrassing really.

“You don’t own this country, you don’t own patriotism” Never forget this phrase when dealing with a so called “conservatives”.

@josepheaglin2494

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel 🥴🥴🥴???

@tunasandwich8049

4 жыл бұрын

@@sillybilly121212 ?

@josepheaglin2494

4 жыл бұрын

sillybilly121212 Hes right tho. That’s literally what conservatives do. They pretend or act like their moves and views are being patriotic. If anything he should’ve said that years ago. Just because they drape their actions in red, white, and blue doesn’t mean it’s patriotic.

@garyc3233

4 жыл бұрын

must answer...thats a true statement..for you types...it will remind you lib's to get off it and try to...butt forget..we will join you slops...then what? you will get another bum for pres... cmon, in fact. the old one wants back... so sad ... and by now you should know, dirty late night has helped you not pay attention...and now you probably have no job or less job,,,and trevor or other dirty got yours..and i never got a big job.. probably too late.. and too late for good late night shows again...

@duckhouser

3 жыл бұрын

This is still relevant today

Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert remind me of the greatness of America. Love both of them!

@brianmouland209

6 жыл бұрын

Your standards are pretty low ain't they?

@HenryPPMN

Жыл бұрын

@@brianmouland209 Jon has spent his retirement winning healthcare for 9/11 first responders and fighting for all American vets exposed to burn pile toxins since Vietnam. Explain to me why that is a low bar

NOBODY does it like Jon. I really miss him. But man, he hasn't missed a beat by retiring from his show lol. He was so bang-on. You're not gonna hear this kind of depth and compassion from Trevor Noah.

@VividBoricua

7 жыл бұрын

Trevor is young. Give him some time to come into his own.

@EnzoPasq

7 жыл бұрын

You might be right. Definitely it's hard to fill Jon's shoes. I'm just very disappointed and miss that strong progressive voice.

@VividBoricua

7 жыл бұрын

Me too buddy. Me too.

@hardrocker8101

7 жыл бұрын

It took Jon years to get that.

@Renegade322

7 жыл бұрын

I think beyond all, Jon, while obviously liberal, had a fantastic ability to look even at his own beliefs and question them, it is the thing that has made me trust him for all these years. Noah, I feel like will just be a pretty face pushing an agenda. He may prove me wrong though

I didn't know about Jon Stewart until AFTER he retired. Happy to see him again!

@amandakay6844

7 жыл бұрын

i found him like 3 months before and Im so sad i missed out!! hes literally the best

@alexc4012

7 жыл бұрын

Literally started watching his show and not 5 days later he retired. Somehow that made it seem worse than discovering afterward hahaa.

@Leo-xt9tz

7 жыл бұрын

+AmandaKay what really? him and colbert were so amazing together their highlight moment was the 08 election coverage they had me dying laughing glad and grateful for seeing them live and watching them since high school lol

@leftgerm8670

7 жыл бұрын

damn that's a bummer. his show started a lot of comedians careers. I'm so glad him and Stephen are so close

@amandakay6844

7 жыл бұрын

Herrold Orozco I havent seen that man... i might just have to go on a hunt for old videos of them haha

Loved seeing Jon back in the chair. Almost like he never left.

@mho...

Жыл бұрын

sadly he doesnt ride that bike often these days anymore =/

The slight extra camera shift at 1:05 to cover Colbert's shadow cracks me up 😂GREAT CAMERAWORK JIMMY!

I just imagine Stephen sitting on the floor, looking up and smiling

@cainster

7 жыл бұрын

i can imagine stephen sitting on the floor, looking up, smiling, and pulling out his genitals to try to make jon lose it completely.

@stevencoardvenice

7 жыл бұрын

is this show really live

@TheStuntastik

7 жыл бұрын

+meeg_2005 this particular show was. That's why when he said bullshit the sensor was so broad (which also the fact that they had a guy running a delay at all on TV is amazing). Normal shows are taped in advance.

@maddump5812

7 жыл бұрын

sexystephencolbert.tumblr.com/post/147921669331 ;)

@cainster

7 жыл бұрын

DynamiteDupree a normal live show has a seven-second delay. The FCC (or the network under fear of FCC reprisal) will have someone whose job it is to watch for foul language and push the button.

I'm somewhat down the middle on most issues, owning no allegiance to either party, but this is about as effective a take down on the sanctimonious hypocrite Sean Hannity as anything I've ever seen. Stewart carved him up like a Christmas ham.

@CrashB111

7 жыл бұрын

The sad part is that his viewers will never see this. If you religiously watch Fox News like my parents do, you buy into their indoctrination that all other media is Liberal Propaganda. Even with video clips of the man himself giving completely contradictory statements, they won't believe it. Faux News has done irreparable harm to American political discourse and we are seeing it personified with the nomination of Donald Trump.

@Beginstheman

7 жыл бұрын

You should have seen when Jon destroyed Glenn Beck with a funny impersonation a few years ago. That was gold.

@PhyreI3ird

7 жыл бұрын

Christmas HAM??!! You're so unamerican -.-

@vinrohm5627

7 жыл бұрын

Make that a Chanakah Turkey.

@reachtrita

7 жыл бұрын

He's vegan now, so make that a Tofurkey roast.

OMFG!!! This was the best thing I’ve seen in a looong time, a lil late but I got no cable and so I’m just grateful to have seen this!!! And on another note the hypocrisy of Lumpy and friends baffles me and hurts my brain. The most ridiculous group of ppl

Protect this man with everything we have. He is everything this nation needs. I love that he came out from behind the desk like a sleepy Muppet. Way to drop the tie, brother.

Does anyone else want a dual-hosted show now?

@xs10086

7 жыл бұрын

No I'm afraid there might be too many inside jobs lol

@tomebeyer2084

7 жыл бұрын

@CBS I would buy a subscription to see this!

@mikecraig2062

7 жыл бұрын

trevor has been getting better recently, but I honestly wonder if jon stewart pulls a jay leno although he will be doing a mini-series with HBO before the election

@danielkilleen1929

7 жыл бұрын

one condtion..john must dress casual and Stephen must dress like he's the host of a late tv show..they could build so many bits off that.

@thedrunkmonk8386

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Killeen That would be great to build the whole, "Late Night host chatting with a pal" vibe that falls flat with Baptiste. It's just a tragedy that Jon Stewart got out of the game because the game brings him down. Hope he's flying high right now.

He has not lost it at all... Man I miss this guy.

@oliviannejb1318

7 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!!

@goldenboyi1989

7 жыл бұрын

we dont miss him

@patrickjordan3420

7 жыл бұрын

+Barney B trump fan detected

@goldenboyi1989

7 жыл бұрын

***** Make America Great again.Stewart Looks like he just came from a dumpster

@Fate263

7 жыл бұрын

***** Hate to bust it to you, but this country was never great. Never will be, either.

Lumpy got burned!

@shikharbisht2627

5 жыл бұрын

what's good real name?

@mrmakerGD

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4 years later, this making me smile

@taun96

3 жыл бұрын

Some of these videos have aged like oak-aged whisky.

I wish Jon Stewart would just make a youtube channel or something. It's quite literally all he needs.

@lf8198

7 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@stevegek

7 жыл бұрын

This, this right here is petition material.

@vincentfalcone9218

7 жыл бұрын

He needs a once a week uncensored show on HBO like what Maher and Oliver have going.

@al-haimlaahad5352

7 жыл бұрын

We all love Jon but he deserves his ride into the sunset

@Caldawg97

7 жыл бұрын

Ex daily show host becomes new king of daily vlogs, I could get behind that!

Thank god he didn't forget about Arby's lmao

@toasty_mcdanish

7 жыл бұрын

Arby's, "That's not meat sweats, it's salmonella."

@SighNaps

7 жыл бұрын

Arby's "It's shock and awe.............for your bowels."

@waltmagic

7 жыл бұрын

Arby's, "See? A lot of things cause diareah."

@waltmagic

7 жыл бұрын

Arby's, "For when you're wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies."

@waltmagic

7 жыл бұрын

Last one....Arby's, "The Hannity of roast beef sandwiches."

The first girl that screamed when seeing Jon’s head pop up is my absolute spirit animal.

blue collar billionaire....Lord

@chasemiller2548

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds as contradictory as gay Republican or alternative facts

@brandtbethune6912

6 жыл бұрын

Well, gay Republican is an actual thing, but alternative fact is I guess a thing, it's a lie.

@hollycline2427

5 жыл бұрын

That's not a thing ♥️♥️♥️ Nope it's not thanks Jon, that's why we love you

@hazukichanx408

5 жыл бұрын

"As I was growing up, I remember, each and every wednesday morning between 10 and 11 AM, my daddy would get up, put on his workman's tuxedo and step into the limousine that took him the three hundred feet from his hotel to the board meeting where, with his own two hands, he would tell his investors to invest more money in his company, then order his managers to fire some employees and cut back on quality to increase profits and allow for more dividends. Then he'd come back home, do some cocaine and pass out in the arms of an expensive prostitute, murmuring incoherently about never having known true love. He was a hell of a working-class hero, I tell ya."

*J.O.H.N. S.T.E.W.A.R.T. F.O.R. F.U.C.K.I.N.G. P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T.!!!* *R.E.S.T.O.R.E. A.M.E.R.I.C.A.N. S.A.N.I.T.Y.!!!*

@emils-j.3586

7 жыл бұрын

That's like, a really long acronym.

@MrGriff305

7 жыл бұрын

what does it stand for??

@Fetidaf

7 жыл бұрын

+MrGriff305 "John's the Only Human Now, Standing for The Equality With Americans and the Rights They Forfeited On Republican Principle, Regressively, and Extensively Shitting In and Down Everyone's Neck Ties".... In 2016? That's all I got lol

@Fetidaf

7 жыл бұрын

+MrGriff305 I forgot what it actually said halfway through and just assumed it said John Stewart for president 2016 lol

@SuperSmashDolls

7 жыл бұрын

Make America Sane Again

That drawing on the paper. Oh, Jon. I miss you so much.

@stiimuli

7 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for it too. When I saw him reaching for the pen I was like DO IT!! DO THE CIRCLES!!!!

@thedrunkmonk8386

7 жыл бұрын

All I want to do is watch Jon Stewart reruns that aren't pertinent anymore. Will they still be as funny? Yes. Yes they will.

@RaraAvis23

7 жыл бұрын

+The Drunk Monk Me too.

@MaryEllenKatz

7 жыл бұрын

It was so signature, I had no idea how much I missed it until I saw it happen.

@genesisthis

7 жыл бұрын

+

The hug between them at the end was so sweet

3yrs later....shit he was spot on, Gawd i miss Jon

John please come back America needs you!

@MaryEllenKatz

7 жыл бұрын

Make America laugh again!

@lordkappa1899

7 жыл бұрын

foreals i watched him instead of the "news"

@shrks2cup20

7 жыл бұрын

If had stayed through this election cycle The Daily Show would have been soaring in the ratings.

@kght222

7 жыл бұрын

+

@islandboy274

7 жыл бұрын

Jon......

Apparently Jon Stewart is mad as hell and is not going to take it any more.

@breetaylor5249

7 жыл бұрын

Fortunately for Jon, he didn't have lousy ratings :D

@sabinea.4532

7 жыл бұрын

+auj lnd whose ratings?

@breetaylor5249

7 жыл бұрын

Actually my statement was a reference to the great movie Network, just as OP's statement was (a reference to). I was praising the fact that Jon did not need to be assassinated for having lousy ratings

@joshbobst1629

7 жыл бұрын

I hated Kilbourne's guts. Because a gf I had at the time had a crush on him. Not his fault, I know. Still...

@aim4daface

7 жыл бұрын

Lmfao, dude, here's to stupid men stuff. My "One that got away" gf in high school, had a crush on Leonardo Dicaprio(Spelling?) and it was like 5 yrs before anyone knew who he was. It was from when he started out on Growing Pains, lol! I hated that guy forever, eventually I saw something he was so good in that I grew up, hey at least we admit these silly grudges? :-)

Omg a standing ovation for Jon!! Oh he's the best! Also this clip was just too adorable for the Stewart-Colbert interaction! And the nostalgia!😊

That's not a thing.... By far my favorite line. I laugh every time

God I missed those steely blue eyes

@boriszemlyak8774

7 жыл бұрын

!

@mickeyweedon1141

7 жыл бұрын

he does not believe in your invisible friend say what?

@rosemacaskie

7 жыл бұрын

He has blue eyes and a sharp wit and fine discernment about things that matter to us but he also has a fine heart, so its nice to be with him even while he talks of horrible things which are so hard to listen to if the people who talk of them arent making up for making you think of nasties in some way or other. A good heart and comedy for example. You bath in his niceness while you listen to horrors and the same goes for Colbert.

@DaKuteCate

7 жыл бұрын

Rose Macaskie completely agree and john oliver, I think he's excellent. Can be skewed a little bit but he does a great job.

@DaKuteCate

7 жыл бұрын

***** people like what they like, I think he looks great. Get over it. You have your preferences and I have mine. And you're not bringing anyone "back to reality" you're giving a shite opinion that no one asked for and masking it as a favor that you've convinced yourself you're doing out of the goodness of your heart when really you're just being a shithead. Good day.

The best line seemed to get lost between everything else. “Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality, are not being divisive. Those fighting to keep those people out, are.”

@jont5632

7 жыл бұрын

indeed

@aaronfaulkner4168

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Good call Steven.

@danman807

7 жыл бұрын

this is bullshit. obama is the president right now and america is more divided than ever. the divisiveness and race baiting comes from liberals constantly calling people racist and sexist. it's not an argument and is a cheap way to try to win an argument. fuck liberals and fuck political correctness

@sentry4944

7 жыл бұрын

Obama's not the fucking cause of the divisiveness. It's the bullshit rhetoric of Lumpy and all his friends on Fox News that feed the idiots looking for their daily outrage.

@DarenG05

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, this isn't being divisive at all. LOL. Pot meet Kettle.

If anybody are real Americans, it would be the people who go on stage every night to make millions of others laugh while educating them about touchy political topics, with a purely moral and expectant outlook that holds everyone in power accountable for their bull****. Thank you Jon and Stephen, you are both so amazing. Politicians run the country, but you keep the nation running.

Jon is probably the funniest guy to ever be a talk show host.

I miss you John Stewart.

@yossarian1633

7 жыл бұрын

*Jon, but I'm with you 100%.

@winteriscoming4909

7 жыл бұрын

I miss him too.

@reprehensions

7 жыл бұрын

+Sean Bolden Pretty sure he stopped quite some time ago. I thank him for it.

@i2pjd6hRw5P

7 жыл бұрын

who the FUCK is John Stewart?

@akaMyThought

7 жыл бұрын

+babyShrimp wow

Jon's so tiny, I want to wear him like a backpack.

@Masada1911

7 жыл бұрын

Get in line.

@OGNICKMARSH

7 жыл бұрын

+Masada1911 lmao

@SoaringTrumpet

7 жыл бұрын

a funny meme i guess. being short is funny. anyway Jon was awesome tonight!

@q851230

7 жыл бұрын

He is Stephen 's Hobbit

@JuanPablodelaTorre

7 жыл бұрын

More like Stephen's Yoda.

that "no grip on reality" at 5:18 really hits different in 2020

Anybody else hear Colbert whispering "we're live" 🤣

Jon should get a permanent spot under his desk, just pop anytime a Fox News joke is to be made

@pdoylemi

7 жыл бұрын

I think it might be great to give Jon a permanent 5 to 10 minute spot on the Late Show - at least until election day.

@Nick-yk6lw

7 жыл бұрын

"Anytime a Fox News joke is to be made" umm....that would be every day

@MrGJohns1987

7 жыл бұрын

I am okay with that.

@archaicsentinel

7 жыл бұрын

Every day? At the rate Trump is making gaffes, he'd need to pull up a chair and be sitting next to Colbert for the full show.

Dijon isn't even that fancy. It's just a different type of mustard that you can't buy in gallon jugs.

@EMDGM6

7 жыл бұрын

You are right! Just another way to demonize Obama. where does Lumoy live, in a tent?

@blargy7283

7 жыл бұрын

The Republicans are so desperate that dijon mustard is the only weapon they have left!

@EMDGM6

7 жыл бұрын

AMEN!! Poor Lumpy, where does he live? He has a private jet.

@bimgraves4551

7 жыл бұрын

I bet it was French's mustard too, that commie! lol

@999is666upsidedown

7 жыл бұрын

you can at jimmy johns

You rock, John. You always make me happy when you shoot from the hip! Keep fighting the good fight! With laughter.

Dijon Mustard. Unbelievable.

You smell that? it's the far right soiling themselves thinking about what could happen if Jon Stewart, literal comedy god, would get back on TV.

@JoshIdstein

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Emperor Donald J. the Nimble What's up with the )?

@JOCieDC

7 жыл бұрын

It's white supremacist air quotes, except instead of for incredulity, it's for Jewry.

@riftbandit223

7 жыл бұрын

its because he is ignorant and assumes Idstein makes you jewish, and most people hate jews for some weird reason. or just a troll, dunt feed them or get them wet, they grow.

@CooperSummersVA

7 жыл бұрын

Kill the troll with fire, only way to stop the regeneration

@plum-locorecords8108

7 жыл бұрын

lol if you need Jon Stewart to save you then you arent standing on much.

When voting there should be an option where you can vote "Other", that means both candidates are disqualified, and each parties choose new candidates.

@RandomComm3nt

7 жыл бұрын

Can't you just spoil your ballot? Is that not a thing in the US?

@rensodanieldelcastillovega4394

7 жыл бұрын

I think it's necessary a vast majority (50% maybe) to cause an election to be called again.

@zamaramma

7 жыл бұрын

So each party would put forth candidates who lost to the ones that made it to begin with?

@nicholaswolfe5937

7 жыл бұрын

That's retarded, but you got the next best thing, you can whine like a little bitch until November, and then put a check mark next to Hillary, and do your part to stave off the Apocalypse, you wouldn't fair well with the roving gangs of cannibals that will terrorize the after scape of human civilization.

@MikMoen

7 жыл бұрын

Dude. There are third parties as options.

Lumpy is a perfect name for Sean

In an alternate reality, Stewart took the Late Show and Colbert moved into the Daily Show, and all was well with the world.

@nubianwoman8670

5 жыл бұрын

So you don't like Trevor uh? Too bad. He's here to stay.

@williamtaylor8245

5 жыл бұрын

I find Trevor to be entertaining. I think Jon Stewart was funnier, but I believe that is a matter of experience more than raw talent. Trevor is hilarious now, and will only get more hilarious as he keeps going.

this guy is pretty good.. they should give him a program.. perhaps some kind of show that would air daily...

@sumtingwong5248

5 жыл бұрын

@Sabyasachi Mukherjee That's stupid. Call it "The Everyday Programme"

@brandonstickels5435

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, that'd just be a rip-off of that Trevor Noah show. Too bad though. He'd have been good at it

@waywardgoddess1153

4 жыл бұрын

This comment wins the internet 🙌🤣

@ezelfrancisco1349

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's a good idea. Who knows? Maybe his show will last fifteen years or something

@MrRudestBuddhist

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmie Abatzis please say your comment is sarcasm.... He had a show! Where do you think Colbert got his start?

As red faced and out of breath as I was while trying to clear the tears of joy from my eyes at first watching this video clip all the way through, nonetheless, I tortured myself silly by watching it a 2nd and 3rd time just to experience a serotonin and endorphin cascade! Hard to believe, but simultaneously limitlessly admirable, that Colbert has the weight to force Mainstream Corporate Media CBS to give back the Bully Pulpit to THE smartest Justified Bully Against Ignoramuses EVER! Kudos to Stephen, and as always, endless admiration to Jon Stewart for persisting in his brilliant take on American Political Establishment Hypocrisy!

@weekndvideo7085

7 жыл бұрын

Lol yes. It's amazing that a right wing conservative network like CBS would allow someone like Jon Stewart on their program.

@CrowAndRedString

7 жыл бұрын

This is some sort of refined autism.

@ronaldbrown4087

7 жыл бұрын

Ratings unfortunately.

@XXniccloXX

7 жыл бұрын

+Aaron Lewis go back to bullshit mountain

@estilkind

7 жыл бұрын

+Aaron Lewis Really? 'autism' is being used as an insult now? I thought it was bad enough when guys were using 'palsy' as an insult ! Respect for other people just keeps going lower and lower.

jon stewart 2020. running mate stephen colbert. sec of state trevor noah. sec of homeland security conan obrian.

@arnoldrivas4590

7 жыл бұрын

Director of Intelligence, John Oliver.

@AndreBritesMotion

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Fallon - Laughing Department Executive

@KarenAllmond67

6 жыл бұрын

And the Director of Whatever - Larry Wilmore.

@peterlebuhn

6 жыл бұрын

itzbebop sec of staff Samantha Bee assif mandi sec def Jason Jones director of HUD

@noeliajaime7656

5 жыл бұрын

We need Sam Bee and John Oliver too!

12:47 "Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality are not being devisive, those fighting to keep those people out *are* ."

Trevor's fine, Colbert's good, but this guy is a god damned God. Get him on TV again.

@matthew83890

7 жыл бұрын

Political satire just hasn't been the same since he left us. ;-;

@mikecraig2062

7 жыл бұрын

He's doing a mini-series with hbo before the election, so hopefully that gives us something

@matthew83890

7 жыл бұрын

Yea, but it won't be the same. I miss watching him every week. He was a legend that cannot be replaced.

@MaryEllenKatz

7 жыл бұрын

I hear ya. But put yourself in Jon's shoes. He willingly left the Daily Show. That was his choice. He had enough of shifting through mountains of shit and making sense of it all to be a genius comedian with it as material. He had enough! If he sits in front of a camera again, it's because so deems it.

@Patrick-hs5bd

7 жыл бұрын

+

Is it too late to have a third choice? Can we just have President Jon Stewart and Vice President Stephen Colbert? Would that really make any less sense then what we have now?

@WillandTony

7 жыл бұрын

there is a 3rd party #feelthejohnson

@HachikoThePoochInugami

7 жыл бұрын

#StewartColbert2024!!!

@nysitay7396

7 жыл бұрын

+Fleck Do not insult vaginas with this smegma!

@Teammarcopolo

7 жыл бұрын

#StewartColbert2020!!!

@HachikoThePoochInugami

7 жыл бұрын

Teammarcopolo No. I want them to run in 2024. Presidents who are elected every 20 years died in office (except for Reagan and George W., though each of them had one assassination attempt). #CurseOfTippecanoe

Years later this still rings true ❤

I didn't speak english when Jon was on The Daily Show but after spending dozens of hours watching his work...I want to listen to him constantly

We've missed you, Jon.

@jenniferhartshorn2391

7 жыл бұрын

OMG, and the Schyller Sisters dance break. All respect, Lin-Manuel.

@briannaquinene6247

7 жыл бұрын

+Jennifer Hartshorn Hell yeah!

@fbskier20

7 жыл бұрын

the one election we needed these guys in their comedy central characters the most...

@jenniferhartshorn2391

7 жыл бұрын

The thing is, toward the end of his Daily Show tenure, he wasn't as funny. He was clearly worn out, and frustrated by everything. Colbert was consistently funnier, and got at the issues in a way that Jon wasn't because he was clearly so angry about everything. Jon definitely needed a break, and even in this bit, there's a lot more anger than wry commentary. I think we need some of that, but I also respect that, for him, being angry all the time is exhausting and I don't blame him a bit for needing some time away. I'd love to see him go to a weekly cable format....but then he'd be treading very close to what is now John Oliver's territory.

@redcoat4348

7 жыл бұрын

How about monthly?

oh my god, Dad's back!

@applelachian

7 жыл бұрын

Dad's not moving back in permanently though D:

@horribleaudiovideoentertai2674

7 жыл бұрын

nice

@matthew83890

7 жыл бұрын

Dad will only make occasional visits. Unfortunately, this will only make us miss him more. ;-;

@martinaee

7 жыл бұрын

Shhh.... it's okay baby. Go to sleep. Daddy's here.

@MrMacDog

7 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHH he KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE FUCKING PARK

Is there ANY footage of Stephen's and Jon's reactions to the news about Roger Ailes? I REEEEEEALLY need to see it.

This my favorite Jon Stewart satire since he stepped down from the Daily show. I'm watching again 😂😀😂 I have No idea how I missed this since I watch most Colbert episodes & subscribe on YT.