Jon Stewart on Israel, Trump Trial & Klepper on Kristi Noem's Disastrous Book Tour | The Daily Show

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Jon Stewart gives updates on the media coverage of Trump’s hush money trial and Biden’s decision to halt sending weapons to Israel, while Jordan Klepper weighs in on RFK Jr.’s brain worm, Kristi Noem’s book tour from hell, and Trump once again violating his gag order. #DailyShow #Comedy #JonStewart #jordanklepper
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  • @RHCole
    @RHCole19 күн бұрын

    The near universal condemnation of Kristi Noem has restored my faith in humanity by about 12%

  • @DrWoodyII

    @DrWoodyII

    19 күн бұрын

    Don't let your hopes soar above that.

  • @Redridge07

    @Redridge07

    19 күн бұрын

    @RHCole You do know that if Trump killed a dog, the GOP would then support killing dogs. There goes your 12% 🙂

  • @roberthussey595

    @roberthussey595

    19 күн бұрын

    Dogs Welcomed - People Tolerated - & Kristi Noem neither welcomed or tolerated

  • @Mondfischli

    @Mondfischli

    19 күн бұрын

    ... let's see how many brain worms we find 😂

  • @breakshot7451

    @breakshot7451

    19 күн бұрын

    12%??? your to gracious

  • @daddyjoe8564
    @daddyjoe856419 күн бұрын

    Slimy Ted high fiving that guy with one hand while pocketing a check from the gun lobbyists with the other. It doesn't get anymore slimy than that.

  • @robinsonshe06

    @robinsonshe06

    17 күн бұрын

    Wow! I had to watch it a second time to see that 🫢 - man… sadistic 😮

  • @tombstonechess2231
    @tombstonechess223118 күн бұрын

    I live on a farm, I brought home a pitbull that killed two chickens, tried to attack my goats, and then chased my cats and almost killed one. Believe it or not. I just took a deep breath, didn't shoot the dog, and leash trained her around all the animals for 5 months. She is now the sweetest dog who takes sun naps with the cats and gets along with all the animals. The "well that's just the way things work on a farm" is just the words of a terrible animal trainer who has no time to deal with difficult situations. Can someone like that be a leader?

  • @joycegiordano4848
    @joycegiordano484819 күн бұрын

    Did we ever think we would be hearing all this weird events in our lives? Sometimes I feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone.

  • @davidgeiszler4764

    @davidgeiszler4764

    19 күн бұрын

    U R

  • @williamwagner5673

    @williamwagner5673

    19 күн бұрын

    Rod Serling would be scared of this😮.

  • @mojo500100

    @mojo500100

    19 күн бұрын

    Be sure to check out a TZ episode from the’60’s called ‘He’s Alive’. Rod Serling saw it coming.

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    alternate universe, right?

  • @maggiemurdoch5698

    @maggiemurdoch5698

    18 күн бұрын

    I couldn't agree with you more and I'm old

  • @stevewik2280
    @stevewik228019 күн бұрын

    Kristi Noem is living in a Tales From The Crypt episode where Cricket gets her revenge from beyond the grave.

  • @zoe6723

    @zoe6723

    19 күн бұрын

    I hope so.

  • @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk

    @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk

    19 күн бұрын

    Go edgar allan poe!

  • @jooleebilly

    @jooleebilly

    19 күн бұрын

    Pet Sematary ftw!

  • @dandork20
    @dandork2019 күн бұрын

    Jon Stewart is the GOAT. Great having him back.

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    19 күн бұрын

    Jon Stewart must be protected at all costs. As the GOAT keep him away from that Kristi "Annie Oakley" Noem woman!

  • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505

    @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505

    19 күн бұрын

    Then he better stay away from Kristis gravel pit, Noem sayin'?

  • @Mitch_Master

    @Mitch_Master

    14 күн бұрын

    4 real mon

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes19 күн бұрын

    “Nobody violates my gag order 11 times in a row. Nobody…” -judge of Trump trial

  • @sallyfoxboro1902
    @sallyfoxboro190219 күн бұрын

    No one makes me laugh more than Klepper.

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb744319 күн бұрын

    R.I.P. Cricket 🐾

  • @leebarbs7176

    @leebarbs7176

    16 күн бұрын

    He lives on in Always Sunny!

  • @micmic7814
    @micmic781419 күн бұрын

    Jordan Klepper, I'm going to sue you. I laughed so hard, I think I broke a rib.

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked621019 күн бұрын

    THIS is why the Daily Show is the best!! Politics in America is _literally_ so crazy that if you tried to take it seriously you'd have an aneurysm

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox19 күн бұрын

    "That poor magazine. Hasn't print media suffered enough?" 😂🤣😂🤣 That broke me, man.

  • @tomifost
    @tomifost19 күн бұрын

    America is insane. This is our future and Im terrified.

  • @poindextertunes

    @poindextertunes

    19 күн бұрын

    Same… Sad thing is, the future was decided a long time ago. Eisenhower and JFK tried to warn us ☹️

  • @PedroCristian

    @PedroCristian

    19 күн бұрын

    This is not your future. It's your present.

  • @MichaelKuchar

    @MichaelKuchar

    19 күн бұрын

    This is why, once my daughter graduates college, I'm looking at other countries to live.

  • @patlynch6517

    @patlynch6517

    19 күн бұрын

    Even the Onion couldn't have come up with these ridiculous stories!

  • @KS0102

    @KS0102

    18 күн бұрын

    Don't vote for these clowns and tell your buddies not to. Vote for someone who has a high moral code and won't run the country into the ground.

  • @hibbo1351
    @hibbo135119 күн бұрын

    As a dad I've protected my kids AND loved my animals.

  • @robinsonshe06

    @robinsonshe06

    17 күн бұрын

    Now, I guess folks are asking “but are you a farmer though?” 😅😅😅😅 (sorry… just jokes… literally too much going on… i dunno who is a a bot and who is a real boy, who is Eric and why does he accept this treatment… like… I dunno what is happening now - soooooo crazy 🤪)

  • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
    @kickedinthecalfbyacow754919 күн бұрын

    I think that’s Teds first ever high five, he looks so excited and awkward!

  • @mikeydildos

    @mikeydildos

    19 күн бұрын

    I'm surprised we didn't hear a wet smack from his sweaty hands.

  • @CLee-hx8mx

    @CLee-hx8mx

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@mikeydildos😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Mitch_Master

    @Mitch_Master

    18 күн бұрын

    4real mon

  • @BobEAddaBabyEtzaBoy

    @BobEAddaBabyEtzaBoy

    16 күн бұрын

    he performed it left handed to the other dude's right.

  • @JohnHoffman65

    @JohnHoffman65

    14 күн бұрын

    You just witnessed the closest moment Ted Cruz has ever come to making a friend. 😂

  • @kellieholding8160
    @kellieholding816019 күн бұрын

    Kristi!!!! The title of your book is so appropriate. For you, there is definitely no going back! You blew it chick!!

  • @DebbieAppelhans

    @DebbieAppelhans

    19 күн бұрын

    Krist's needs to be EXPELLED now 😤 with lots 😤 of others 😮

  • @crissytea901
    @crissytea90117 күн бұрын

    Jon trolling the bromance handshake/high five was too funny. I love this man.

  • @jenniferb.9404
    @jenniferb.940419 күн бұрын

    Tim Scott shook his head “No” twice…as he tried to not say No. His BODY LANGUAGE said “NO”.

  • @XZITT

    @XZITT

    19 күн бұрын

    imagine Tim Scott as V.P. Negotiating . He clearly is a great politician with great communication ability. The kind of person who we need to speak for our country

  • @naturgrel

    @naturgrel

    13 күн бұрын

    Exactly! I caught that also.

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo50010019 күн бұрын

    T. Scott refusing to answer Yes or No is a classic example of why people have no respect for politicians.

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    disgusting

  • @kingfishlou

    @kingfishlou

    17 күн бұрын

    This disgust me. As service members we don't have that luxury. At the end of the day our commander and chief is our commander and chief be it a Democrat or Republican.

  • @TeamAwesomeDad

    @TeamAwesomeDad

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@@kingfishlou "In"

  • @Steve-rh9dk

    @Steve-rh9dk

    17 күн бұрын

    I read that less as a politician not wanting to be honest, but as a blatant statement of intent, regardless of what Americans want or think about it. So ... remarkably straight forward & honest statement of intent, by comparison.

  • @ianmcfadden3136

    @ianmcfadden3136

    17 күн бұрын

    He's a traitor, its actually pretty simple.

  • @kevinmeyer422
    @kevinmeyer42219 күн бұрын

    She shot a puppy, a goat, 3 horses, and lied about meeting the North Korean dictator. She's perfect for Trump!

  • @Hypotetiskt

    @Hypotetiskt

    15 күн бұрын

    As long as she stays true to form when Trump starts misbehaving 😈

  • @ReshonBryant

    @ReshonBryant

    14 күн бұрын

    Must've been skinny I guess🧐🎩

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleigh19 күн бұрын

    Tim Scott should be thrown out of the running. He just admitted to not being willing to follow the laws of this country. What is wrong with people?

  • @propanegangentertainment4198
    @propanegangentertainment419819 күн бұрын

    As a man I choose the dog.

  • @guineapigzed

    @guineapigzed

    19 күн бұрын

    For what exactly?

  • @Uncle-Cookoo

    @Uncle-Cookoo

    18 күн бұрын

    To hold office.

  • @propanegangentertainment4198

    @propanegangentertainment4198

    18 күн бұрын

    Sit/Stay 2024!

  • @propanegangentertainment4198

    @propanegangentertainment4198

    18 күн бұрын

    @@guineapigzed so this is a play on the current trending woman walking through the woods who comes upon either a man or a bear and she would have to choose which one is less of a threat to her the trending answer being the bear because men are more threatening. So this is my clever take on that with the woman shooting her dog in the face in the Gravel Pit in this scenario I am the woman choosing between the lady with a gun at the Gravel Pit or the dog and my clever satirical answer is that I choose the dog instead of getting shot in the face because this woman doesn't think I am quote trainable

  • @propanegangentertainment4198

    @propanegangentertainment4198

    18 күн бұрын

    @@guineapigzed I hope this explanation has helped you get the joke.

  • @ManinaHarris
    @ManinaHarris19 күн бұрын

    Noem killed the puppy out of anger... She said that exactly in her book.

  • @alexjordanofficial1116

    @alexjordanofficial1116

    19 күн бұрын

    I just can’t imagine how someone can do that😮. I realize I am biased as a woman - because I’m extra horrified that a woman did that😮😢

  • @zoe6723

    @zoe6723

    19 күн бұрын

    Cricket attacked chickens, so she kills Cricket because he's a bad hunting dog. This makes no sense.

  • @undertow2142

    @undertow2142

    19 күн бұрын

    She’s a psychopath. “No person or animal Krosses Killer Kristy and gets away alive”

  • @ngotemna8875

    @ngotemna8875

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@alexjordanofficial1116 Being a psychopath is unisex lol

  • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs

    @JeanGillespie-fp7rs

    19 күн бұрын

    Heartless hag!!!😢😢😢😢

  • @denisesatt7044
    @denisesatt704419 күн бұрын

    Jordan Klepper , thank you so much.

  • @caussin1
    @caussin119 күн бұрын

    Klepper is my favorite of the non-Stewart, non-Noah options. In fact, he is right up there with them. Great delivery.

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars386919 күн бұрын

    Puppy killer needs to be put in prison for animal abuse!! And please don't give or sell her another animal, it might have a bad day!

  • @merannicuill6435

    @merannicuill6435

    19 күн бұрын

    She was feeling her oats that day, decided Trump would like to see how far she'd go, so she added the "family goat", and 2 "old" horses. All the men employees decided to make themselves scarce so she wouldn't side eye ~them.. (this is actually part of the book!)

  • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505

    @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505

    19 күн бұрын

    Kristi is cra cra, Noem sayin"???

  • @pyrok007

    @pyrok007

    19 күн бұрын

    @@merannicuill6435bringing Trump into that situation is insane

  • @Michael.of.Barrett

    @Michael.of.Barrett

    19 күн бұрын

    Probably past the statute of limitations?

  • @martinschwartz7342

    @martinschwartz7342

    19 күн бұрын

    @@Michael.of.Barrett Kristi Noem is a statue of limitations.

  • @mickeyfilmer5551
    @mickeyfilmer555119 күн бұрын

    " You people are F*cking children...!" .... "That came out wrong" ...... Erm.... Matt Gaetz...? ....? Erm really - I think it was perfectly delivered- I mean.. you know...

  • @ArleeStarr

    @ArleeStarr

    19 күн бұрын

    Roy Moore was the first to come to mind.

  • @WaliJpresents
    @WaliJpresents19 күн бұрын

    Moving forward, there needs to be a prerequisite for would be candidates to sign an agreement to accept the election results as they are announced and ratified. If you don't sign, YOU CAN'T RUN!

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    yes. It's sad that a lot of changes need to be made to make sure that behavior is right and true to the constitution, even though they pledge that!

  • @luvair6765

    @luvair6765

    18 күн бұрын

    But what if there is election fraud in the future. Your saying it's not possible?

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt990518 күн бұрын

    So grateful that Jon Stewart is back!

  • @meridethtohayes
    @meridethtohayes19 күн бұрын

    Who are these queens who are always standing behind 45, scowling as if they have to carry shovels wherever they go?

  • @Derek903871
    @Derek90387118 күн бұрын

    Klepper and Stewart are the best two hosts... I would watch them ALL DAY!!! Klepper for full time host!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @PrimeCypher
    @PrimeCypher19 күн бұрын

    Tim Scott’s answer is terrifying. He does not speak for the who we vote for. We do. He doesn’t get to say who we will choose. We do. He doesn’t decide the future. We do

  • @bretbonner

    @bretbonner

    19 күн бұрын

    I wish this were true, but we wouldn't be in this position if we chose who to vote for.

  • @suemccord2633

    @suemccord2633

    19 күн бұрын

    Scott will be next under the bus. Career over. He does it with glee to everyone. Adios useful idiot.😂

  • @Michael.of.Barrett

    @Michael.of.Barrett

    19 күн бұрын

    And who voted for Tim Scott? We as citizens sure seem to make poor choices in who represents us... Just saying.

  • @bearswithglasses

    @bearswithglasses

    19 күн бұрын

    Nice try, but unless "we" is the corrupt and outdated electoral college...

  • @TheRealcdawg22

    @TheRealcdawg22

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@Michael.of.BarrettUncle Tom Scott was appointed to the US Senate by Nikki Haley in 2013. Uncle Tom then won reelection as an incumbent.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith692519 күн бұрын

    "Condomless" is how he ended up with Marla and Tiffany!

  • @zoe6723

    @zoe6723

    19 күн бұрын

    His first thought when Marla said she was pregnant, was let's abort. He didn't want Melanoma to have children, because it would ruin her figure.

  • @rosesmith6925

    @rosesmith6925

    19 күн бұрын

    @@zoe6723, Exactly! Ewwwwww

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    I feel sorry for any of his children. They didn't ask for him to be their father. I can't imagine what it must be like.

  • @waynemcintosh616
    @waynemcintosh61619 күн бұрын

    We missed you John

  • @juliankenning
    @juliankenning19 күн бұрын

    it has to be mentioned once in a while, how absolutely funny Stewart still is after all these years. He's a truly living and very alive legend.

  • @AndeThompson-ex6sv
    @AndeThompson-ex6sv19 күн бұрын

    Proves just how low the expectations are for ted cruz.

  • @theknifedude1881
    @theknifedude188119 күн бұрын

    This segment is just… I’m @ a loss for words and I’m usually able to come up with something. Thank you sooo much!

  • @alexjordanofficial1116

    @alexjordanofficial1116

    19 күн бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant right?!😂❤

  • @Mooncake-01Y09
    @Mooncake-01Y0919 күн бұрын

    Hey, Kristi, Donald has bad behavior too. He is also untrainable and aggressive. Protect our children!

  • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs

    @AlonsoPuente-si6rs

    19 күн бұрын

    😂😂

  • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs

    @AlonsoPuente-si6rs

    19 күн бұрын

    If Trump is elected we will have anarchy in the USA

  • @Mooncake-01Y09

    @Mooncake-01Y09

    19 күн бұрын

    @@AlonsoPuente-si6rs Ask Kristi, maybe she can help. Trump is a crooked dog. 😁

  • @suemccord2633

    @suemccord2633

    19 күн бұрын

    Great comment. 😂😂

  • @09dolphing43

    @09dolphing43

    19 күн бұрын

    Hahahaha😂hahaha😂😂😂😂

  • @anotherdrummingenigma2882
    @anotherdrummingenigma288217 күн бұрын

    My country is crazy. These people can't even answer a yes or no question.

  • @raulescandon4485
    @raulescandon448519 күн бұрын

    Great job reporting on Noem's and Trump's embarrassing misconduct!

  • @dezhernan
    @dezhernan18 күн бұрын

    Jon Stewart is a national Treasure!

  • @user-mp9sk2oi4f
    @user-mp9sk2oi4f19 күн бұрын

    I was watching the dog killer on Face the Nation when my dog grabbed the remote and put on the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven.

  • @undertow2142
    @undertow214219 күн бұрын

    Sociopaths don’t experience empathy or genuine emotions. They just learn to pretend to seem normal. Sometimes though their deficiencies are glaring. For example when Noem murdered her puppy, wrote about it in her book, and had no clue why anyone would think that’s sadistic. Kristy Noem is obviously a sociopath. Quite possibly a full on psychopath. Her basement and the rest of her property should be searched. Make sure there’s no unmarked graves or torture rooms with her current victim locked up missing some toes and an eye gouged out.

  • 19 күн бұрын

    Krusty Gnome is obviously at least a sociopath, and possibly a full on psychopath, she should never be considered for any office!

  • @oliviasimonich2386

    @oliviasimonich2386

    19 күн бұрын

    Doubt she has dead bodies of people buried in her basement tho. That said, I don't think she'd have any qualms or regrets if she were to shoot a human.

  • @CLee-hx8mx

    @CLee-hx8mx

    19 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 not over thinking 🤔? From a fellow over think person to another.

  • @undertow2142

    @undertow2142

    19 күн бұрын

    @@CLee-hx8mx not really. Obvious evidence, facts, and simple logic. Sprinkle in a basic understanding of ‘people’ and it’s probably the easiest conclusion I’ve made today.

  • @jooleebilly

    @jooleebilly

    19 күн бұрын

    Sociopaths only act on a "transactional basis." If you have something they want, they'll say and do whatever they have to in order to get it, then you're of no use they ditch you like a bad cheeseburger. They don't seem to have real feelings and don't understand them terribly well either, only how to manipulate others. Noem is a very dumb narcissist, I think, more than a sociopath. But I can think of one person offhand who acts like that.

  • @maximilianbecker773
    @maximilianbecker77319 күн бұрын

    „… don‘t tell us any more!“

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire19 күн бұрын

    Scott's answer was clear, he just spelled out "no" with a whole lot of letters that aren't in the actual word. The response to that shouldn't be to ask him a second time, but to simply be like "Noted, that is a 'no' from you. Moving on to our next topic or guest..."

  • @josvercaemer264

    @josvercaemer264

    19 күн бұрын

    there is a video online where dutch journalists roast a trump appointed ambassador who is being roasted on the grill. Keep poking the bear, i agree

  • @atengawolsrep

    @atengawolsrep

    19 күн бұрын

    Yes that was really funny, Klepper. Really funny.

  • @dylanjwagner

    @dylanjwagner

    19 күн бұрын

    @@josvercaemer264explain.

  • @josvercaemer264

    @josvercaemer264

    18 күн бұрын

    @@dylanjwagner keep asking the akward/ obvious question. Don't be content with the political deflection away from the truth

  • @user-vg8yw2yq5g
    @user-vg8yw2yq5g19 күн бұрын

    I’m not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders. But you didn’t have a meeting. 🤪

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb744319 күн бұрын

    These GOP supporters are soooo crazy!

  • @Uncle-Cookoo

    @Uncle-Cookoo

    18 күн бұрын

    Ignorant and brainwashed. GOP supporters are the most easily manipulated people. Sadly the GOP is more than willing to take advantage.

  • @twillytzify
    @twillytzify19 күн бұрын

    This woman should not be allowed anywhere near guns nor animals nor operating vehicles, heavy machinery, social media , or any jobs where authority is involved.

  • @lauriewood3916

    @lauriewood3916

    19 күн бұрын

    She DEFINITELY should not be allowed within 50 yards of any children, EVER!

  • @carmensaavedra1096

    @carmensaavedra1096

    19 күн бұрын

    She should be jailed for animal cruelty

  • @twillytzify

    @twillytzify

    19 күн бұрын

    @@carmensaavedra1096 absolutely

  • @bobthrepeeoh

    @bobthrepeeoh

    19 күн бұрын

    Why? She isn't a felon. The animal she shot she owned, so only her opinion matters. Operating vehicles or machinery on the road already requires a license, and if she is on private land she can drive anything she wants, and you shouldn't have different requirements for different people. Gatekeeping all social media with legislation is literally a free speech violation. And if you have a job with authority, you likely are competent in that field, otherwise the business would fail. Every part of your comment is wrong.

  • @anthon33

    @anthon33

    19 күн бұрын

    She's ANOTHER bobert 🧟 !

  • @lindas.martin2806
    @lindas.martin280618 күн бұрын

    Can’t she be arrested for animal abuse? Aren’t there laws protecting animals? Citizens, please do not vote for people like this. Really check out candidates before voting!

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot19 күн бұрын

    The missionary joke was hilarious, not like the doggy devil position. Lol

  • @tracyannpardue1530
    @tracyannpardue153018 күн бұрын

    John Stewart should win the most journalist journalism award ever

  • @daveyjones5702

    @daveyjones5702

    15 күн бұрын

    except his job is to be funny.

  • @con9tessa

    @con9tessa

    15 күн бұрын

    Except that it's Jon, not John

  • @catherinemacnab1431

    @catherinemacnab1431

    15 күн бұрын

    @@daveyjones5702😢 0:09 0:09 😊😊 0:09 is the 😊😊 😢🎉🎉😢😊😢😢😊🎉😢😊🎉😢😊🎉😢😂😊😊😢😅🎉😢😢😢😊🎉aw😢😊😢😂🎉🎉

  • @catherinemacnab1431

    @catherinemacnab1431

    15 күн бұрын

    @@con9tessa😊😊🎉😊😊🎉😊😊😊😢😊😊

  • @daveyjones5702

    @daveyjones5702

    14 күн бұрын

    @@con9tessa yeah but then his name isn't stewart either, is it...

  • @the_luggage
    @the_luggage19 күн бұрын

    "Hasn't print media suffered enough" 🤣🤣🤣 Great line.

  • @Lucy-gu8uk
    @Lucy-gu8uk19 күн бұрын

    Jordon really made me laugh out loud several times.

  • @user-de4ty9kg6o
    @user-de4ty9kg6o19 күн бұрын

    Senator Scott is a shamless uncle Tim.

  • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    18 күн бұрын

    Tim ? I think that you mean " Tom".

  • @Nazi.Brains.0n.My.Hammer

    @Nazi.Brains.0n.My.Hammer

    17 күн бұрын

    @@UnashamedCaliforniagirl JFC HIS NAME IS TIM. HOW DID SUCH A SIMPLE JOKE EVADE YOU?

  • @khammerly

    @khammerly

    14 күн бұрын

    I think your racism is showing

  • @user-de4ty9kg6o

    @user-de4ty9kg6o

    14 күн бұрын

    @@khammerly Virtue signal to someone else .No one is buying your tired old bull droppings.

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs461719 күн бұрын

    RFK,Jr. is a disgrace to his father's legacy and the Kennedy name.

  • @TRUTHorFEAR

    @TRUTHorFEAR

    19 күн бұрын

    That's not saying much jfk is rated as one of the most over rated presidents but go on.....

  • @realitypreferred7084

    @realitypreferred7084

    19 күн бұрын

    Yet, he has so many supporters. The conspiracy nuts love a conspiracy nut candidate.

  • @poindextertunes

    @poindextertunes

    19 күн бұрын

    @@TRUTHorFEARno he isnt 😂 you just made that up 🤣

  • @ngotemna8875

    @ngotemna8875

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@TRUTHorFEAR Actually, polls show that you pulled that out of thin air, scientists say

  • @nolongerblocked6210

    @nolongerblocked6210

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@TRUTHorFEAR where can I see that rating?? I'd like to see the list

  • @Epsylon21
    @Epsylon2119 күн бұрын

    Hi Everyone! Stewart for president!

  • @ColleenHutchison-bh4ph

    @ColleenHutchison-bh4ph

    19 күн бұрын

    I'd vote for him. But he is too smart to want the job.

  • @cooney0913

    @cooney0913

    19 күн бұрын

    Yeah I would vote for him! Or maybe Lawrence O'Donnell for president. We need someone who tells the truth

  • @OSUBeaver03
    @OSUBeaver0319 күн бұрын

    This is why Jon came back!

  • @chimera7521
    @chimera752119 күн бұрын

    Why isn’t the follow up question is “Do you stand by your pledge to the US Constitution?” He has to say yes. Then, repeat the question.

  • @kutliks

    @kutliks

    19 күн бұрын

    Didn’t he when he was president?

  • @uncertainscientist

    @uncertainscientist

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@kutliks on a few occasions he has stated he will rewrite or change the constitution, specifically Dec 4, 2022. Imagine a US candidate or former president stating openly and with no nuance that he will rewrite the constitution.

  • @DebbieAppelhans

    @DebbieAppelhans

    19 күн бұрын

    No problem they don't have any brains

  • @kutliks

    @kutliks

    19 күн бұрын

    @@uncertainscientist I bet the only one he will keep is the 2nd amendment. That is the only one he knows. Still has yet to figure out free-speech. Same as his supporters.

  • @corbeau-_-

    @corbeau-_-

    19 күн бұрын

    @@uncertainscientist dicktater for a day!

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob71119 күн бұрын

    I hope Jon stays on on Mondays and Jordan takes over the rest of the days. That way they can add Friday again! 😊

  • @Nightrelic
    @Nightrelic19 күн бұрын

    As horrible as Noem's shooting the dog is, and I understand why it has been the main focus of the story, I think we're missing another part of the story. She was incapable of training a puppy. Most people would bring in a real dog trainer for help before things got out of control. She also evades her responsibility for her dog's actions. She was the one that gave the dog access to the chickens. I'm thinking killing the dog was about keeping poor cricket quiet. But this all speaks to her suitability for being a Congress person, let alone VP. Congress is like herding cats, and you can't handle one dog?

  • @jimrogers3187
    @jimrogers318719 күн бұрын

    He should have been in jail for a couple of years now awaiting trial for his crimes

  • @AGoodVibe
    @AGoodVibe16 күн бұрын

    I swear, the Daily Show writing team is the most talented comedy writing team anywhere

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez389119 күн бұрын

    Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

  • @Mrmegaton21
    @Mrmegaton2119 күн бұрын

    Spoken like a perfect Uncle Tim!

  • @riddhisingh1
    @riddhisingh118 күн бұрын

    Reminded me of Jordan Klepper’s interviews at the Trump rally 😹😹

  • @herlandercarvalho
    @herlandercarvalho19 күн бұрын

    I'm gonna nerd out on this one... Silk and Satin are completely different things. Silk is a material, Satin is how a material is weaved. Therefore, you can have a Silk Satin... or a Cotton Satin... or a Polyester Satin, etc.

  • @ErH-sl2nh

    @ErH-sl2nh

    19 күн бұрын

    Thanks ive always wanted to know that

  • @Valkyriestar2
    @Valkyriestar219 күн бұрын

    About the puppy killing. I bet she put it in there because trump doesn't like dogs.

  • @ileneplantone3817

    @ileneplantone3817

    19 күн бұрын

    That's all we need to know about him. Anyone who doesn't like puppies is EVIL

  • @poindextertunes

    @poindextertunes

    19 күн бұрын

    @@ileneplantone3817wow incredibly astute logic

  • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    18 күн бұрын

    Even he asked " What is wrong with her? Why would she do that?"

  • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    18 күн бұрын

    ​@@poindextertunesIt actually is. I don't trust people who don't like dogs but I trust a dog when they don't like a person. Animals can sniff out evil better than people can.

  • @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    @UnashamedCaliforniagirl

    18 күн бұрын

    ​@@poindextertunesbtw don't act as if you are in any way " superior" in logic to others just because you can toss passive aggressive insults at strangers. It only proves that you are childish and have a need to " one up" people even if only in your imagination.

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o19 күн бұрын

    Solid Gold 🏆 🏆 👌 👏 ✨️ 🏆

  • @RonnieTrash
    @RonnieTrash19 күн бұрын

    Noem has now lied about a meeting with French Pres LOL

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    she is now a proven liar, so Trump will probably want her. as VP. I saw when she kept saying "I have met with many world leaders". I call BS.

  • @Timurv1234
    @Timurv123418 күн бұрын

    The Jake Tapper and Dana Bash joke is out of this world, best thing I’ve heard in a while

  • @merrilew
    @merrilew19 күн бұрын

    Love Jordon Klepper!!!

  • @raventree333

    @raventree333

    19 күн бұрын

    Jordan Klepper... You are hilarious!!!

  • @CherylRitenburg-do9og
    @CherylRitenburg-do9og19 күн бұрын

    Joe Biden is a man with principle and character. Look at the alternative.

  • @erolegario

    @erolegario

    19 күн бұрын

    He has open skeletons in his closet, none of these men are. Power corrupts

  • @meganbarber3599

    @meganbarber3599

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@erolegarioThat doesn't even make sense. What did he do?

  • @erolegario

    @erolegario

    19 күн бұрын

    @meganbarber3599 Exactly how does that fact not make sense? Joe has been in politics for decades and has a pile of direct facts behind his actions. Trump and Biden are easy. They have long documented records.

  • @jonhinson5701

    @jonhinson5701

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@@erolegarioit is not a both sides issue. Trump loves dictators like Putin and wants to remake the U S as an authoritarian country like his Slavic buddy's country.

  • @andrewklang809

    @andrewklang809

    19 күн бұрын

    Biden is a man who has a line. It's way, WAY too low, but it exists. As usual, all the Dems are willing to offer is the absolute bare minimum.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt459019 күн бұрын

    I'm having flashbacks of a white Bronco 🥴

  • @TwisterTornado

    @TwisterTornado

    19 күн бұрын

    I mean, it is more like the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, in several ways. I just feel sorry for kids who learn about s*x, this way. They certainly said too much, back in the 90's. The internet didn't cheapen America, we were always skeezey.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro19 күн бұрын

    12:55 - 13:45 This moment... With follow up joke from Jordan is FANTASTIC! Whomever wrote that joke - BRAVO!

  • @pinealgasm
    @pinealgasm19 күн бұрын

    "how to not answer a question 101" at harvard.

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon974519 күн бұрын

    Oh my gosh this was so funny. Great going Jon

  • @Loveoldies50
    @Loveoldies5018 күн бұрын

    I never was a person who voted by a party line, until now. I truly hate the current Republican Party! BUILD A BETTER AMERICA. VOTE BLUE!

  • @thadaliciousdelicio

    @thadaliciousdelicio

    13 күн бұрын

    It's just sad. Using fear to manipulate idiots.

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk19 күн бұрын

    My new Tee honoring Stormy - “NUBBIN TO SEE THERE!”

  • @tres913
    @tres91319 күн бұрын

    To be fair, the goat was a terrible hunter. I hear Billy kept eating the prey.

  • @frankstone3809
    @frankstone380919 күн бұрын

    Rabbi Trump! Lol

  • @Jimbo-et5jb
    @Jimbo-et5jb19 күн бұрын

    I bet the people of South Dakota are really proud of their Governor.

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    many are probably cringing..hard.

  • @ngodwi
    @ngodwi18 күн бұрын

    "No wonder RFK cares so much about climate change, he's legally a thermometer "

  • @linussphinx1353
    @linussphinx135319 күн бұрын

    For, "Bad Behavior", " Less Than Worthless", "Untrainable", "Aggressive", "Protecting My Children And Protecting My Children From A Dangerous Animal"... If I was Donald Trump I'd be watching my back real close.

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk19 күн бұрын

    Kristi has a plan for Seniors - High-rise Nursing homes and gravel pits. Said Gnome, “They won’t require elevators, so there’s that!”😎

  • @fieldweber9943
    @fieldweber994319 күн бұрын

    Perhaps The judge should consider another deterrent for continual breaking the gag order - Shaving Donny’s Head.

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    perfect.

  • @willster2967

    @willster2967

    14 күн бұрын

    I imagine in order to do it you'd need goo-b-gone rather than a razor

  • @kesart8378
    @kesart837818 күн бұрын

    Kristi Gnome also lied about a planned meeting with France's president, Emmanuel Macron, a claim that the French government roundly denied.

  • @maryrasmussen4080
    @maryrasmussen408018 күн бұрын

    They also forgot to mention but she also shot three horses.. Dad please come soon we need you

  • @Yourmoms-BFF
    @Yourmoms-BFF19 күн бұрын

    should have asked Tim Scott if he was spineless. See if he knows how to answer that question.

  • @kellharris2491

    @kellharris2491

    19 күн бұрын

    He would probably just shake his head with a blank expression on his face.

  • @musclvr377

    @musclvr377

    19 күн бұрын

    or like someone said in another reply, she should have said "ok, noted that the answer is 'no' " He meant no, or at least "it depends"

  • @janyceseahorn4013
    @janyceseahorn401319 күн бұрын

    Who is protecting the children from Kristy Nome🤔

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte529310 күн бұрын

    "He's legally a thermometer." Front runner for best joke of 2024, I am dying! XD

  • @1960jtk
    @1960jtk19 күн бұрын

    You need to scan the QR code to get the pj's material.

  • @seanpowell3755

    @seanpowell3755

    19 күн бұрын

    I watch the pjs every nite😂😂 with some social commentaries 😂 hilarious

  • @sheritownsend5359
    @sheritownsend535918 күн бұрын

    Re: Kristi Noem shooting her dog: "That is not acceptable, until Trump does it". That pretty much sums it up.

  • @ashm-wl4xg
    @ashm-wl4xg19 күн бұрын

    This is funny …. But Seriously and Sadly … these are the leaders that we have to choose from ….😖 WOW … what a “democracy”….

  • @bretbonner

    @bretbonner

    19 күн бұрын

    RfK jr. is way better than a lot of the candidates that they have trotted out in front of us.

  • @bonbons2093

    @bonbons2093

    19 күн бұрын

    @@bretbonner 🤪🤣🤣🤣

  • @arenam79
    @arenam7918 күн бұрын

    We've fallen so far when elected government employees can't even say they will accept the results of our elections..

  • @cassandratq9301
    @cassandratq930119 күн бұрын

    "Can cats vote now?" 😂

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew199619 күн бұрын

    Maybe she was planning to serve Cricket for dinner when she met Kim Jung Un.

  • @jenniferb.9404
    @jenniferb.940419 күн бұрын

    It’s so easy to make fun of GOP especially Ted Cruz…

  • @alfredarvidsson
    @alfredarvidsson16 күн бұрын

    Thanks Jon and Jordan, keep it up Jordan, and keep making us smile 🙂

  • @WingXCustom
    @WingXCustom17 күн бұрын

    Jon Stewart and Jordan Klepper are always two of the smartest guys in any of the rooms they are usually in

  • @enriqueali
    @enriqueali19 күн бұрын

    "He is legally a thermometer" 🤣🤣🤣