I've been trying to find this clip for years!!! "Jews, camera 3!" 😂😂😂

@carla68

Ай бұрын

When was it on tv, do you remember?

@treyb387

29 күн бұрын

@@carla68 Years ago, still hilarious

@theduder2617

27 күн бұрын

@@carla68 It was originally broadcast 12 years ago during season 17. I should have googled to verify, but if I remember correctly, it was aired in April of 2012. Comedy Central should still have this clip if not the entire episode on their website. Decided to investigate. Aired on April 9th 2012. And Comedy Central does in fact still have this clip in it's full 6 minute length on their website. Figures. I remember the year, month, and season it originally aired, but no matter what, winning lottery numbers remain elusive. lol

@carla68

27 күн бұрын

@@theduder2617 wow, amazing memory! Thank you so much!

@WBAnimalMedicine

25 күн бұрын

“Jews camera three” is how all Jews need to address each other these days 💯. Example, Jews camera 3, do we all agree on this?

"Don't worry, we used its blood to mark the door..." 😂

@someguy2135

9 күн бұрын

Fun fact- Jon Stewart is vegan. He also got in a shot about eating bird ovulations usually called "eggs."

That GLORIOUS closing line about making more tears is the hardest, longest belly laugh I have had in years. Thank you, Jon. Ambrosia.

@masonschannel9506

27 күн бұрын

That killed me

@doemme53

27 күн бұрын

I didn't get that one, being from Switzerland. Can someone briefly explain please?

You make all the madness in the world disappear. Look forward to every show.

@execatty

29 күн бұрын

Noah who?

@mandalorian48

24 күн бұрын

Preech. lol. ✊😎

I can't stop watching this. I can literally watch Jon Stewart scream "BA-BAM!" whilst taking out a basket filled with candy and chocolate from a magical bunny all day 😂😂😂😂

The Return Of Jon Stewart comparing holiday ‘treats’ was downright hilarious

@nickromo8195

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure this is from years ago still hilarious though I missed him so much. Once a week just isn't enough😢

"You get the children, you win" Yeah... That's the not getting passed-over part.

@ADavid42

Ай бұрын

yeah, there a play on words there...

@Robert_McGarry_Poems

Ай бұрын

Right... it has devolved into politics when its whole purpose is to give people a happy time to look forward to during winter. What's there to argue about?

@ga5782

Ай бұрын

Priests get the little boys

@tanadarko6991

Ай бұрын

lol this comment is amazing

@nishthaneelabh8389

Ай бұрын

i am confused can someone explain it to me

Just call it all Festivus and bring on the pole..

Jon Stewart is the actual GOAT

Jon's delivery style made this even more hysterical!

We love you Jon!!! BTW….The delicious basket of candy is popular among the non religious/ agnostic folks as well. Candy for the win. 🤣🤣

@maggielaw6320

Ай бұрын

I prefer the "easter monday" candy. You know, when it's all on clearance? March 15th and Nov 1 are pretty cool too😂

@MelanieNLee

27 күн бұрын

@@maggielaw6320 I think you meant February 15.

I grew up celebrating the Christian and Jewish holidays. My mom remarried when I was 9, and my stepdad is Jewish. I really enjoyed celebrating the Jewish holidays and learning about them.

@michelled8408

Ай бұрын

My mom's side is Jewish and I am around 35 percent Jewish. My grandmother was full blooded Jewish but she didn't celebrate any Jewish holidays. She did sing a few Jewish songs but that was it.

@ga5782

Ай бұрын

If your mom's side is Jewish then you're 100 percent Jewish. ​@michelled8408

@cleementine

Ай бұрын

Sure, but you still ate your chocolate bunny too, didn't you? 😉

@michelled8408

Ай бұрын

@@cleementine what makes you think everyone celebrates fake holidays?

@ging1984

Ай бұрын

My dad's family is Jewish and my mom is a recovering Catholic. As a kid I REALLY loved both Easter and Passover, but as I grew up I noticed the total morbid inspiration, undertones, and practices for the Jewish holidays. This bit is spot on. Love John forever

Making more tears from laughing.

Its really no contest when you consider chocolate. 🎉

@brucebaker810

Ай бұрын

But Christianity co-opted chocolate from the pagans. And rabbits.

@pee-buddy

Ай бұрын

@@brucebaker810 That is the secret to winning.

@varana

Ай бұрын

@@brucebaker810 That's a myth. (Unless you count importing chocolate from the Americas and then making it taste not bitter as "co-opting it from the pagans".)

@orangexylem

27 күн бұрын

Chocolate! I remember when the first invited it! 🧽

@brucebaker810

27 күн бұрын

Clarification. Christianity coopted chocolate and rabbits from the pagans. They didn't coopt chocolate from the pagans and the rabbits.

This man has not missed a beat

@mykel6268

Ай бұрын

….you know this is an old Clip right? Tho he hasn’t missed a beat, he dont look like that no more.

“We both believe in the same sky daddy but let’s start the next holy war over our differences!”

@lovesred3998

Ай бұрын

What does the Picard say?

@its_w4yne

Ай бұрын

tbf there never was a christian-jewish holy war

@its_w4yne

Ай бұрын

but I see your point

@intheshell35ify

Ай бұрын

​@@lovesred3998 "this far and no further!"

@intheshell35ify

Ай бұрын

​@@its_w4ynehitler was a "Christian."

Thanks for the belly laughs, Jon. And thank you for helping me keep what sanity I have left since 2016.

@BradyPostma

Ай бұрын

The war on sanity has been hard to endure.

Bawbam! The Jews just need to learn how mix in Pagan rituals and they can bawbam too. :)

@92jwiener

Ай бұрын

And thus the Chocolate Seder was born. 🍫

@helenryan5217

Ай бұрын

I'm not Jewish, but I'm pretty sure incorporating components of other religions is anathema to Jews. Like the recurring theme of the Hebrew scriptures is not to go chasing after other gods

@brucebaker810

Ай бұрын

A note to ​​@@92jwiener Even a cider Seder Would be beder.

@TheBaronessIsAwesome

Ай бұрын

@@helenryan5217 We don't incorporate other religions into our own. We do, however, alter every holiday to suit our own level of religion and we incorporate our own family traditions into pretty much every holiday. In our house, the Seder is a very happy event where my father tells the story in a very sarcastically dramatic way, then we eat. There's presents and sweets and food galore. The evening tends to end with the kids in sugar comas and the adults telling drunken jokes.

@rtitelbaum

Ай бұрын

​@@92jwienerI have actually been to quite a few chocolate Seders.

It's just nice to see religions working it out without heavy munitions.

@mr.joshua6818

Ай бұрын

As per US law, chocolate bunnies are designed to also be converted into a makeshift grenade if needed. That's why they're hollow 👍

@Feralzen

Ай бұрын

Amen 😂

@BR-gc5uo

Ай бұрын

Yeeeeah because totally there are no heavy munitions in current religious events.

@jeanneganrude8549

29 күн бұрын

@@BR-gc5uo😅 yeah, like these “Christian nationalists” aren’t armed to the teeth and ready to fight for … Trump? Yikes.

@RockMcTitsfield

28 күн бұрын

Right on.

Missed jon so much

PS3 controller behind the desk.....classic John

It's a shame they didn't upload the whole segment cause the whole thing is hilarious. "They got Tebow! And who did we get? The same person every year. Elijah and he didn't bother to show up! Now we could have gotten our own Jewish quarterback, but the chances of that happening are the same chances of Elijah showing up!"

@bkm2797

Ай бұрын

Yes that is too bad, got rid of cable and my t.v. over a decade ago. Hope it pops up somewhere, but thanks for giving us a taste,lol.

@dietotaku

Ай бұрын

pretty sure it's tim *tebow* not "tibo"

@DutyDuty

29 күн бұрын

Josh Rosen was a first round QB! Just don't look into his career after that.

@Rebecca-oh5yh

29 күн бұрын

@@bkm2797 The whole clip is on KZread if you search for it.

@roypiltdown5083

10 күн бұрын

was this the same one with Beth Littleford? she ate the bitter herbs and tried to rinse her mouth with the salt water, and said something like "drinking tears? that's awful! what's next? drinking blood?" and john said, "no, that's YOUR thing..."

Hey Jon! But what about putting chocolate on matzah! That totally gets the kids excited!

I'm still a big fan of the Wiccan Rites and celebrations of Spring. 😊 Especially the Skyclad ones! Blessed Be.

@DawnDavidson

Ай бұрын

Yes! We Pagans always have the best rituals! 😂 ⭐️

@queenjustine66

29 күн бұрын

@@DawnDavidson Blessed Beltane!

I wish YOU would run for President! 🤣

The nugget of truth in there is the "if you get the children, you win". Though for Priests, that might mean a different thing.

My jewish friends celebrated Christmas! It was great for business. My high school was 70% Jewish except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur when it was 90% Jewish.

More, give me more please 😆 Please don’t ever leave again Jon, we were devastated when you left 😢

"You get the children, you win", said EVERY Catholic priest EVER! 😆

So glad Jon is back.

Man, when Jon shaves off his beard he looks 20 years younger 😛

We’ll be seeing this clip in our feeds for the next 10 years

I enjoyed EVERY second of this!

This is why we need the Holiday Armadillo!😂😂

Classic Jon Stewart! YES! 😎

I grew up with a lot of both celebrations even though both my parents are Christian cause my dad took a job in Israel. I really like both - I got to do Passover this year and it was lovely

@andrewollmann304

Ай бұрын

I’m a Christian, and went to both Catholic undergraduate and graduate colleges. One year at grad school, my friend, a Jewish student of the Classical Reforn tradition invited out theological caucus over for a Passover seder. I even got to read the Four Questions! I sang it in Hebrew, because I’m extra like that. It was a profoundly moving spiritual experience. Plus, I learned that I loved matzah!

@Hullj

29 күн бұрын

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Pesach is next. On Easter I play video games.

Saw Jon at the beginning of March and he did a bit on this… and we were all slayed laughing. He was even grouchier about it then and it was totally cool!

Jon's comedic timing and delivery is second to none! 🤣🤣🤣

@TinLeadHammer

21 күн бұрын

Was.

@fl00d69

19 күн бұрын

@@TinLeadHammer Is.

Thank you from the heart, Jon Stewart. You are a respectable and educated person. You know what lies and evil is going on in this world, and you know that the Palestinian people are oppressed, poor, and oppressed. All Palestinians love you. Arabs, Muslims and Christians, love you because you have a heart of humanity and because you defend the oppressed. Thank you from the heart.🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸😥😥😥😓😓😓❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@emilydavison2053

28 күн бұрын

As we say in Britain, you might be over egging the pudding there. It seems unlikely that anyone would be loved by all Muslims, Christians and Jews.

I will still be laughing next week. Funniest bit this decade!!

Can you put the original air dates in the descriptions in the futurr please?

Jon Stewart's delivery is on point!

And you can another Dr. Browns root beer with your motza bread. I Know this because my wife worked at a kosher nursing home!!😁

@njdevilku1340

Ай бұрын

Root beer is nothing special. What weren't they serving cel-ray or at least cream soda? P.s matzah is how its spelled.

Thank you Jon! Another smile

That was fantastic! Lol! "Ba-BAAM!"

Reminds me of Kevin Leary's "Merry F*€king Christmas"...hilariouss

@CoronaMacGuinness

Ай бұрын

That was Denis Leary.

@markstevens1729

Ай бұрын

Yeah, I was choking on the idea of “Kevin O’Leary” being anything but revolting… Denis, not Kevin.

@HairHoFla

Ай бұрын

@@CoronaMacGuinness so it was ...early in the morning when I posted ..pre-coffee

@HairHoFla

Ай бұрын

I was corrected...Denis Leary

The oil (petroleum) lasting longer than it should is a much better metaphor for our situation on Earth right now

Cute. Of course, Easter is really two holidays rolled into one: 1) death and resurrection, and 2) the pagan holiday for spring and fertility, (hence the egg). Both share the sense of rebirth, so seem slightly logical together......... I'm glad your people made it out, Jon.

@gerarddearie-zd2gb

Ай бұрын

It is also a continuation of Passover; the sacrifice of the lamb, not to mention the Crucifixion happened at Passover. Pascha(Hebrew)-Passion(Latin), from the Hebrew verb to "suffer".

@vincentvega5686

Ай бұрын

hey, Passion was the name of the stripper I saw this weekend

I feel so understood 😂

Guys, while you’re uploading old clips, could you please give us back “America 2”? It was like one of the best Jon Stewart bits!

One of Jon's best videos

Love Jon so much

[Verse 2] E Pluribus Unum From many we are one A motto that stood strong When times were undone In unity we'll conquer Together we'll thrive It's time to bring it back And let our spirits revive [Chorus] United we stand Divided we fall Let's embrace our differences Embrace them all E Pluribus Unum Let it be our guide A motto that unites us With strength and with pride

In Australia we have a four day holiday for Easter, longer than some people have off for Christmas and more stuff is actually closed on the Friday by law it has to be.

I missed this back in the day🎉😂❤

This one should have been called "Jon Stewart being mad at an egg for being an 'actual egg'."

Years ago, a Jewish friend of mine invited me to a Passover meal given by the Chabad Lubavich in Pittsburgh. My friend was not Hasidic but the meal was open to any Jewish students or their guests. I thought it was a warm and enjoyable experience. The community bonding equivalent in Christianity is the sunrise service on Easter morning. Candy I can buy any time of the year.

@pdoylemi

25 күн бұрын

You're not 5 years old. The Easter basket was a big deal for us kids.

@Silkz0jet

25 күн бұрын

@@pdoylemi The lady is spreading goodwill across divergent religions, or did you not notice? Or, did you not care?

@pdoylemi

24 күн бұрын

@@Silkz0jet She was missing Jon's whole point. I was not criticizing what she does, but Jon's point is that at least in America, Christians market their holidays to kids a LOT better.

@Silkz0jet

24 күн бұрын

​@@pdoylemi Your answer was so brief that I found it open to my interpretation. I get what you intended to say now; sorry. :)

@pdoylemi

23 күн бұрын

@@Silkz0jet No need to apologize. There are a lot of hateful trolls on YT. I should have realized that my comment my come off that way.

Holy Moly..

So when I was Christian, our Church HAD A SEDER MEAL the Thursday before Easter. So Jon picks up the egg and I'm like, "Naw you can't even eat that yet. You gotta dip it in salt water." Sure enough that's the next thing he mentioned lol

@brucebaker810

Ай бұрын

Plus who'd eat a boiled egg without its got a bit of salt on there?

Heads up to those saying John looks so much younger without his beard - this is from back when he hosted the show :)

So True…..

And tasteless dry flatbread, matzah? Yay.

So so so true

Classic!

F'king Hilarious! 🤣😂

Well done, Jon! 🤣🤣🤣

The age of 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,23,24 and 25 isn't easy. You lose friends, you make mistakes, you fall, you fail, you realise things, you hit reality, you lose yourself but in the end you find yourself and you become stronger In Shaa'Allah..🖤💙

פסח שמח ❤❤

I haven't laughed much lately so thank you.

I approach from the opposite direction. As the son of an Episcopal Priest, we used to celebrate Passover every year; bitter herbs, unleavened bread, and grape juice for all the kids.

Every episode is a master piece Thank you everyone

As a Christian, over the past 40 years, I've attended many kinds of Passover Seders, and I've even done model Seders. My family almost always includes a little Passover in our Easter, with a Seder plate, to acknowledge the Jewish roots of our faith. The Christian Holy Communion is based upon the (flat)bread and wine of Passover. The Easter basket may be more colorful and sweeter, but the Passover Seder plate is more meaningful. (I am not saying that Easter itself is less meaningful.) Though the Seder, we are eating the story as we go through the various foods on the plate and explain their meanings, retelling the story of the Exodus, a pivotal event in Judaism and a significant event to Christianity.

_~gigglesnort~_ Oh, Jon, how I missed your cutting wit! I love Trevor, sure, and miss him, but... he ain't you! ❤❤

How can religion be about the things that it is supposed to be about, when people can't get over themselves long enough to pay attention? Be happy that you survived the winter and deadly things that come with it. That's all, that's the whole thing. Just be happy you survived... happy spring!!!

A friend invited me to a Passover Seder once in high school, and it was so interesting! For me as a kid growing up the 90s by parents who were raised Christian but didn't raise us to be religious, Easter was just a fun holiday with zero religious connection. I'd say like Christmas, Easter now feels pretty secular, I mean you've got the pagan-influenced Easter bunny and Easter egg hunts and chocolate bunnies, there's nothing Christian about those things. So, like Christmas I'm sure Easter will be increasingly enjoyed by everyone :)

Not to mention in the UK it is the end of lent so a massive roast dinner on Easter Sunday. Plus our choc eggs are bigger and better.

We need to do what we do when we send the kids to school for the first time. A few years ago when we sent my great granddaughter to school when she was three, she lorded it over all the other little kids in daycare 😂

Happy holidays.

As it is written!

@brucebaker810

Ай бұрын

So let it be Dun ...ning-Kruger?

@cineverse1935

Ай бұрын

@@brucebaker810 kzread.infopmN6XS9h6Fk?si=hUDKEvQrG0vfZaTO

You might get a basket full of candy, we get to trade the Afikoman for a new pair of slacks.

So, everything is an hommage to historical suffering? Makes a lot of sense.

@ging1984

Ай бұрын

It really, really does. The epitome of, and worst case scenario for, real world impacts of unhealed intergenerational trauma

Nothing gets switched as fast as the daily show even brining back Jon to read the garbage couldn’t save it 🤣

work it out Jon, work it out

Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

Oy veh! Do we suffer!!

My cousin grew up in a mix faith family, though baptized as a catholic when he was 7 he wanted to be Jewish cause his friends were and they got present everyday for Hanukah. So his mom enrolled him in temple for 2 years. As an adult he has embraced other religions and is a well rounded individual.

I relate

LOL...loved this!

This is hilarious! 🥰🤣

😂😂 top tier!

Ba-BAM! 😂😂😂

There is no sky fairy so everyone settle down.

@StillmanVonStillman

25 күн бұрын

He's not a fairy, he's a wizard! It's completely different!

Hysterical 😂

Great video!

😂😂🤣🤣Boobaaamm!!

CLASSIC!! 😅

The rabbi from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend sang it best: 🎶 "Remember that we suffered" 🎶

Not one. Not two. Not three. But four glasses of wine. I’ll take that over chocolate Easter bunnies any day.

I take nosh even though we are Roman Catholic and the kids have fun❤

I will also add that to be fair to peasant Eastern Europeans back in ancient times, the cedar plate would be considered a feast by comparison of what they usually ate. 😅

@Klovaneer

Ай бұрын

And what did they usually eat?

@jordanwhite352

Ай бұрын

@@Klovaneer You know those Soviet food jokes? Those were the upgrades.

@Klovaneer

Ай бұрын

@@jordanwhite352 Ah, then it makes sense because 19th century is ancient times for an american.

@TwisterTornado

Ай бұрын

​@@Klovaneer Until they mention their Civil War...

@justsayin5609

Ай бұрын

It's Seder. Even this Christian knows that! Shame on you! 😢